Slugster-Meltissimo/Quotes

These are the insane quotes of Rocket Slug and her family as well as friends (and enemies!). Memorize them, and say them to your buddies in real life.

Rocket Slug
Rocket Slug and Christina are playing Card Jitsu

Rocket Slug: BAM! In your face, FIRE! WATER COMIN' THROUGH!

She grabs a water hose

Water Hose: FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH!

Christina falls over on her back and gets up, annoyed

Christina: You're gonna PAY! With a makeover!!!!

Rocket Slug: How does that happen in Card Jitsu?

Christina: Like this.

She lays down a card that has a photo of her layering makeup on a purple penguin

Seventeen boxes of assorted makeup and a fashion magazine appear

Rocket Slug: UGH! I'm playing stadiums, I'm voicing a cartoon character, and I still don't have my own Card Jitsu card?

They both stop what they're doing

Rocket Slug: Note to Self.......Make sure Sensei gets my text.

Rocket Slug is walking down the sidewalk with her sister, while a storm is raging

Agent Meltie: Isn't the rain nice?

Rocket Slug: No, it's not.

Agent Meltie: smiles It reminds me of misery.

Rocket Slug pushes her sister into Lukewarm Item

Rocket Slug: Well that takes care of that.

Rocket Slug is in dance class

Teacher: No, it's like this. She does a weird move

Rocket Slug: I can't do that! I'm a vertebrate!

Teacher: Only invertebrates are allowed in my class.

Rocket: Oh, that's ridic-

''She stops and sees a puffle, a piffle, a worm, and a slug. The slug is dressed up like her and has a rocket tied to her back''

Rocket Slug: That's just creepy.

Agent Meltie
Agent Meltie is IM-ing Christina

Screen: AgentM: kristina r u gong 2 teh mall 2nite? snh iz gong 2 ply thr hit big wk! ill shw u m jb!

(Translation: Christina, are you going to the mall tonight? Small Now Hurry is going to play their hit "Big Week!" I'll show you my job!)

Agent gets a message back

Screen: ChristinaMean: i cnt ndrstnd wht ur sying gv mi a trsnl8ton plz

(Translation: I can't understand what you're saying. Give me a translation, please.)

Agent rapidly hits buttons on her phone

Screen: AgentM: i cnt bleve u kristi!!! u dnt ndrstnd wht im syin!!! wrst frnd eva!!!

(Translation: I can't believe you, Christi! You don't understand what I'm sayin'! Worst friend ever!)

Another message appears

ChristinaMean has logged off CPIM

Agent: That's what I get for text-talking.

Agent is looking at the clothes in Lukewarm Item

Cashier: Are you, like, going to pick something?

Agent: I can't decide! Give me feedback on this one. holds up a shirt

Cashier: Feed it back to the hanger. points towards door And get out.

Agent puts it back on the hanger

A giant boot appears and kicks her in the butt, out of the store

Agent: Note to self: Look on Lukewarm's website before shopping.