Really Ridiculous Story

Oh geez, it's that time of the year again. Or, it used to be. April Fools Day has had been an important event to all penguins until its cancellation on 2013. That didn't stop a crazy event that would happen that year, but after that it was all work and no play on April, making very dull penguins. However, a mysterious prankster suddenly appears, bringing way too much April Fool's spirit. What'll happen next? YOU DECIDE!

MINIMUM GOAL: 5 CHAPTERS

Chapter 1: Prologue
Around 7:00 a.m., April 1st.

In Tutupie City, a certain green penguin woke up. Putting on his trusty red propellor cap and opening up a conveniently large window, this green penguin woke his siblings up.

I'm bored. What day is it?

looked into a calendar and his already silly grin turned into an even wackier, more mischievous grin...

The Elite Penguin Force Headquarters. A place where most penguin activity was monitored throughout the entire island. It is always a serious place... most of the time at least. Another green penguin, sort of unrelated to the previous one, was decorating the place. In teleported a dark blue penguin, dressed in his usual lab coat and very, very thick glasses.

What are you doing now?





You created an entire dimension for this party in the canon universe?

Rookie, as much as I know you like the day that pretty much everyone could give hIM THE FREAKING PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... umm... excuse me. Where were we? Oh, right. It's already in the past, Rookie. Deal with it.

First we don't get to take over #WaddleOn on Operation: Puffle and now this? This isn't fair.

An agent came through the main elevator, his face all covered in pie cream.



No. I swear that was not me...

The agent cleaned the cream off his face. It was this guy.





Outside of the Everyday Phoning Facility was a huge angry mob. Many of the penguins in this mob had obviously recently been victims of terrible pranks, wether they had been pied, like Jet Pack Guy, burnt, physicologically traumatized with images of Mabel or even stuffed into garbage bins.

Rookie: WOAH! What's going on here?

Explorer 767: I'll tell you what's going on here. Someone still thinks it is fine to celebrate... umm... what was it called... OH RIGHT! April Fool's Day.

Gary stared at Rookie menacingly.

Explorer: And the only penguin or puffle who still celebrates it is none other than YOU, Rookie!

EVERYONE stared at Rookie menacingly.

Doom Chef: You have unscrewed all ze salt and pepper containers in my restaurant, no? My recipes are all ruined, you swine!

Shadow Walrus: You've dropped a vat of brown feather paint on me! I mean, it wouldn't be all that bad... if I had not made an identity as "Shadow Walrus" for myself!

Fuzzle: You surely are the one who poured himself a glass of water and left it on my table... WITHOUT USING A COASTER!

Herbert: You filled my cave with noisy speakers!

Norbert: You blew up my ice cream nuke!

Amigopen: You must have stolen my waffle hoard!

Everyone gasps really loudly at Amigopen's dilemma.

Tobot Y: I really wanna shoot him. Do I get to shoot him?

Rookie: WAIT! I did not do this!

Everyone makes (-_-) faces.

JPG: Well excuuuuse me, princess. Then who could have done this?!

Rookie: I don't know. But I will find out!

Gary: Rookie, please.

Rookie: C'moooooon!

Gary: (facepalms) Fine. Go and do whatever you will.

Doom Chef: I shall accompany zee and keep le close eye on thee!

Amigopen: ME TOO. I NEED MY WAFFLES.

Chapter 2: A tour to the Party Development Center
Spike Hike: I cannot believe this. The Penguins appear to be celebrating April Fool's Day!

Megg: But we outlawed fun parties a long time ago!

Daffodaily: This is an outrage! Something must be done!

Spike Hike: Initiate Protocol Omega!

Megg: What was that? Sorry, I was updating the blog.

Spike Hike: TO HECK WITH THE BLOG, NOBODY READS IT ANYWAYS! INITIATE PROTOCOL OMEGA!

Other Mods: Yes, sir!