Emalf

Emalf, or Emalfs are words that are said when in anger or in any other emotions which were created by the Slumolians of Slumolia. Many penguins say Emalfs when in stress aswell. They are said mostly in Slumolia, The Slums & Satellite City the most in UnitedTerra, and usually in Eastshield with all those aggressive penguins. Many good penguins do not like saying Emalfs, and many consider them rude. Some think they are "cool", but those are just Slumolians, Jerks & a few others. There are a near-dozen Emalfs, though they always expand through the years.

Background
Emalfs were originally started during the "Lynx Generation" (1998-2006) in UnitedTerra, just between the beginning & middle of when the UTR began. At first, nobody knew what they were until they were given a name, Emalfs. The Jerks liked these "emalfs", though they were not sure what they were, and were later on in the time of 2000 started in Antarctica. The first word was "Whippersnaps", which is no longer used now, along with some other Emalfs that are now unused. After the Lynx Generation, more stronger words were created in the Terrain Day. They got more popular & spoken. Many Emalfs were created for things that penguins were against. Many were against Administrator Kai for not being sent to The Facility, and that Kalin was too evil and that he should of been sent to The Facility also. Some of these words against the two puffles were "Yellowlynx" & "Kaliival", but Ninjinian disapproved on Kalin being treated that way.

Emalf levels
There are three levels of Emalfs - Light Emalfs, Standard Emalfs and Strong Emalfs. The light ones are not too violent and rude and can be used in general. They are hardly used when in anger because they are not classified as a very violet Emalf, but can offend others (with little effect though). Standard Emalfs are a bit stronger than light ones. If these types of Emalfs are used in songs, then they are usually censored out - but not completely. If the Standard Emalf is a phrase, then only one to two words of the phrase will be blurted out. The most common effect to censor the words is distortion, which deteriorates the last couple of syllables of the word.

Light Emalfs

 * "Yellow Snip"
 * "Whomping Link!"
 * "Eat Staples"
 * "Earmuffle melt"
 * "Stinky puffles"
 * "Yellow hair"
 * "For cookies sake!"
 * "Drink puffle bathwater!"
 * "Backwash odour"
 * "Ketchup & mustard!!"
 * "Facility lockdown!"
 * "Puffle O's"
 * "Stinky hydration!"
 * "Dirty gym socks!"
 * "Eat snow!"
 * "Snowy Underworld"
 * "Walrus L00LAGE"
 * "Nummy Cakes!"
 * "Weird Hibernation!"
 * "Wiguin!"

Standard Emalfs

 * "Allow it!"
 * "Flabberghastery!"
 * "Chuck!"

Strong Emalfs

 * "Flamin' Underworld!"
 * "Wasteman!"
 * "Cirpky"
 * "Tartar Sauce!"

Endemic Emalfs
Some characters have phrases used by no other.

Slidur

 * "For the heck of pie!"
 * "It's all about you!!"
 * "Snow dweller..."
 * "Can (penguin's name) even go somewhere?!?!?"
 * "THE RAM!GO!!!"
 * Slidur

Professor Shroomsky

 * "'For gravy's sake..."
 * "Programmer only knows why..."
 * "Programmer forbid..."
 * "MERCIFUL GRAVY!"
 * "Mushroom sticks!"
 * Professor Shroomsky

Midas

 * "SWEET SCHEMATICS ABOVE!"
 * Midas Aurumen

Mabel

 * " இ  !"
 * (Any combination of Unicode symbols)
 * Mabel

Hat Pop

 * "Aww, Snickerdoodles!"
 * Hat Pop

Tails6000

 * "What in the name of Mobius!"
 * "WHAT IN THE NAME OF KNOTHOLE!"
 * "Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
 * Tails6000

Xorai

 * "Oh for the love of darkness!
 * Xorai

Benny

 * "Tesla!"
 * B

Corai

 * "BEEZY!"
 * "AH, BEEZY!"
 * Corai

Drake

 * "Be quiet for the name of Tesla!"
 * Drake

Doctor Surray

 * "Fudge spill is gonna take some work!"
 * Docter Surray

Willie Watt

 * "Why in the whole entire cake did this have to happen?!"
 * Willie Watt

Kwiksilver

 * "Snap."
 * Kwiksilver

12yz12ab

 * "Nuts 'n bolts...."
 * 12yz12ab

Explorer

 * "What in the name of antiports?"
 * "Oh, sweet sugar waffles with maple syrup on top..."
 * "Good gravy..."
 * "Oh, beta cells!"
 * Explorer

Fred

 * "Sweet exponents above!"
 * "What in the name of integrals?"
 * "Oh, sweet second degree polynomials above...."
 * "Oh, for factoring out loud!"
 * Fred

Akbaboy

 * "What the dance?"
 * Akbaboy

Brown51brown

 * "Flappering fort-sticks!"
 * "Plastic periwinkles..."
 * Brown51brown

Dan

 * "Who Haw What Now?"
 * "Crud Monkeys"
 * "SWEET BENNY IN PAJAMAS!"
 * "That Big 'Ol Sweet Iced Teaaaaaa!"
 * "SWEET BOF IN THE SKY!"
 * "Holy Wikia above!"
 * Dan Beronews

Metalmanager

 * "What in the name of pancakes?
 * "What the waffle?
 * "Good claude!
 * Metalmanager

Austin

 * "DANGIT!"
 * "DRAT!"
 * "Darnit."
 * "BLAST IT!"
 * Austin8310

LuXerra

 * "Blastin' off again."
 * "Oh chizz."

Dota

 * "Oh puffling...."
 * Dota

Dark Lorgas

 * "Eragh,For Phaaze's Sake!"
 * "SWEET MOTHER OF PHAZON!"
 * "CORRUPTION TIME!"
 * "Corrupt..."
 * "WHY YOU LITTLE $$##@$#$#$%!!!"
 * Dark Lorgas

Rocket Slug

 * "For creepy Grimom's sake..."
 * "SWEET PURPLE ACNE!"
 * "What the knife and spoons...?"
 * "That's crazy, like me dancin' with a giant D'rector Benny while Madame Lala plays the chair!"
 * "Oh, servers!"
 * "HOLY RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!"
 * "What the Wiki?"
 * Rocket Slug

Agent Meltie

 * "TONGUE-TIED RAINBOW PUFFLES!"
 * "Holy canned bread!"
 * "For the love of the dark and crazy universe!"
 * "JOHNNY THE GRAVE-DIGGER!"
 * "EVACUATE THE DANCE FLOOR!"
 * Agent Meltie

TurtleShroom

 * "BUSH VERSUS GORE!"
 * "By Karl Rove's scandal..."
 * "For the love of Dick Cheney..."
 * "CONSARN IT!"
 * "WEENIE HUT DERRICK!"
 * "By Dick Cheney's shotgun..."
 * "For the sake of all things good and decent..."
 * "OH SWEET GRAVY ABOVE!
 * "Oh Cheney..."
 * "By Dick Cheney's mother..."
 * "JUMPING JEHOSEPHAT."
 * "Merciful Huckabee..."
 * "OH MERCY!"
 * "GUANTANAMO!"
 * TurtleShroom (penguin)

Sancho Monte Captio

 * "MAYDAY!"
 * "In the name of THOSE BLOODY RED CONSERVATIVES...."
 * "BY JET FUEL!"
 * "Dang it."
 * "Sweet Obama, what has happened?"
 * "OH MY GRUMMAN."
 * "Blasted penny-pinching CONSERVATIVES!"
 * Sancho Monte Captio

Amigopen

 * "****!" (These are not always the same length)
 * "CRAPPYPANTS!"
 * Amigopen

Flywish

 * "Well I'll be taking this world by the beak!"
 * "Oh for the love of spaghetti!"
 * "BLOODY GINO!"
 * "What the puff?"
 * "BOB SAGET!"
 * Flywish

Welcome00

 * "What the Fourth Wall?
 * "Really, *person's name*, REALLY!!!
 * Welcome00

Agent Rogue Tvarkov

 * "ASTERISK!"
 * "I'M GOING TO MAROON YOU TWERPS IN MADAGASCAR!"
 * "Redcoats..."
 * "You (insert whatever insult Rogue can think of)!"
 * Agent Rogue Tvarkov

Osheco

 * "What the ampersand!"
 * "Of all at-signs!"
 * "YOU CRAZY WHITE HOODIES!"
 * Osheco

Becky Nivaj

 * "Oh my gosh, are you serious?"
 * "Aw crap!"
 * "@#$% you!"
 * "Darn that stupid, stupid Kai Hills!"
 * "I hate you!"
 * "Loser!"
 * "Shut up!"
 * "What a load of crap!"
 * "Are you freaking stupid?!"
 * "Darn it!"
 * "Darn it!"

Mr Cow2

 * "CHEESE SAUCE!"
 * "Well, Doy!"

Mcdonalds394

 * In the name of...
 * BY THE NAME OF MARY!
 * BY THE NAME OF BILLYBOB OUT SORVEIGN!
 * BY THE NAME OF BILLYBOB OUT SORVEIGN!

Mark Yslenski

 * You uncultured swine!
 * Imbecile!
 * Scumbag!
 * Impudent Fool!
 * Are you challenged, idiot?!
 * Mark Yslenski

Snow

 * Why you little...!
 * By the Pyramids of Heat Islet, you're going down!
 * Do you have a problem?!?
 * Why is your misery so hilarious?!?
 * Did that just happen?
 * You and that cranky crab need anger management.
 * YOU FOOL...!
 * The shivering ice of Frosted Islet shall freeze you solid!
 * WHAT KINDA FOOL DO YOU THINK I AM?!? *sighs*
 * This isn't an arcade, for the last time!
 * You're just as bad as the evil citizen!
 * How could you DO such a thing?!?
 * Aaugh! That's ENOUGH OUTTA YOU!
 * What the fuzzballs?
 * OH MY WHAT, WHAT IS THAT?
 * You are nothing! Worthless! You hear that?
 * Shh! Do you hear that? It's the sound of me slapping you to the ends of Antarctica.
 * Snow

Wikipenguino45

 * "Aw, crumbs..."
 * "What in burnt waffles is going on here!?"
 * "IN THE NAME OF SAINT VIRREX..."
 * "DANG IT!"
 * "Sweet Snowzer Cheese!"
 * "Oh, for laughing out loud..."
 * "What the phreak!?"
 * "Great fourth walls..."
 * Wikipenguino45

Quackerpingu

 * "QUACK!"

Teletron

 * Purity Guardian Teletron
 * Purity Guardian Teletron
 * Purity Guardian Teletron
 * Purity Guardian Teletron
 * Purity Guardian Teletron
 * Purity Guardian Teletron
 * Purity Guardian Teletron
 * Purity Guardian Teletron

SnoX

 * SnoX
 * SnoX
 * SnoX
 * SnoX
 * SnoX

Radioactivechicken

 * "MINERALS!"
 * "In the name of Harry!"
 * "HECKDARNIT!"
 * Radioactivechicken

Robert Winston

 * "Oh BRIGANDS!"
 * "BURNT SQUID!"
 * "ONION PICKLE!"
 * Robert Winston
 * Robert Winston
 * Robert Winston

RealMax

 * "Lord of the crispies!" (when he gets asked the same question or if some story he has heard has poor results)
 * "I'm gonna funk you up!" (when he is arguing or about to fight with someone, not to mention as a fan of funk music himself, he finds the term "funk" as an emalf, but does not wish to make the music term an emalf.)
 * "Oh brother Barno..." (similar to "Lord of the Crispies!" emalf, this refers to a famous fictional internet character, the penguin cult member Brother Barno.)
 * "Sack of apples/potatoes" (referring to a person he does not like.)
 * "Sucker MC (MC's)" (referring to people or rappers who suck at what they are proclaiming that they are good at.)
 * "He is nothing but a Rapper Dapper Snapper" (similar to Sucker MC.)

Kligerman

 * "Son of a squid!" (when he is angry or in pain)

LDTV22

 * WHAT THE SUS?
 * YOU POO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 * OH MY SWEET DIPPERS ABOVE
 * NO, NO! NONONO!
 * WE DON'T TALK ABOUT WHO KNOWS?

Notable Emalfers
Penghis probably says one Emalf while slapping a penguin with a fish!
 * Penghis Khan

Says them all the time ....
 * Link

A lot, but with an addition of "d'innit" & his slangish accent.
 * Mayor Crepsley

Even Shroomsky uses them? O_O
 * Professor Shroomsky

Oh he just can't even stop using them. His ones are no use though, so don't take any offence on them ;).
 * Administrator Kai

They can't stop using them!
 * Unki Family + Anti-bodies.

She uses them when aggravated, and surprised.
 * Willie Watt

Uses them in almost all of his songs; he is well-known for using emalfs.
 * Nyninyne

He often uses them.
 * Dark Lorgas

He uses relatively strong ones. (Dont worry! They're rare... and naïve.)
 * Mcdonalds394

He can't help using them. He's always making a mistake whilst making toppings, and if not, he's in a bad mood. If not that, there isn't enough ingredients to make toppings.
 * Robert Winston

Trivia

 * The name of these phrases were originally supposed to be called "Flames".
 * "Emalf" is actually "Flame" spelt backwards.