User blog:EternalMagma/About Me

Okay, I've realised some people don't exactly know me. And although it doesn't matter, nor do you probably care, I am willing to share limited information about me, along with my personality and explanations.

First, I am what you fancy online folk call "emo", although I don't sit in a dark room with awesome black hair, cutting myself. No no. I have brown hair. And, cutting myself is selfish. Harming myself just because I'm sad? No no, I'd neber doo such a fing! So basically, I write poetry and am slightly depressed due to lack of company and people who understand me.

Second, I have problems. I admit. I have jealousy problems, which in honesty have calmed down since 2008, and only usually strikes if someone is bragging. But I do have a sevre case of anger issues, and since it's been a point of insult and teasing, people just make me angier which is why I get blocked a lot etc etc. So if you don't want an article, just end it or try to calm me down or something. Seriously, I can't stress this enough.

Third, if I come across as bragging, like calling myself epic or stuff, it's because that's what I've been told, not due to big ego. If you sat on my ego, you'd squish it. I hate bragging, and it makes me feel bad when people think I'm awesome. See? That's what I mean by problems.

Finally, I trust my friends to acknowledge this but I have a terrible problem with grammar mistakes. Try to spell correctly around me. And plurals don't have apostrophes, and it's not spelled "woah", it's "whoa". Also I have terrible memory. Keep those in mind. What was I just talking about?

So yes, in closing, I'm pretty smart for me, in fact it's partly why I'm hated.

Okay bye my right hand REALLY hurts now. I gotta go rest.

-- Ventusi Septem |  |   Speak if you must.  |  More than just awesome hair.''  19:54, June 22, 2010 (UTC)