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"My brain hurt."

- Ben Hun, on 7:18 PM, June 19, 2010. "I N33D ZuBzCrIbRz tO tAk3 0VeR Th3 W0rLD."

- Captain Str00del, on PengTube "You didn't see anything..."

- Madagascar Penguins "ZOMG-YOUR-ROCKHOPPER-AND-YOU'RE-A-NINJA!"

- Ninjahopper's Students "DO I LOOK LIKE AN EMPRESS TO YOU??????? Well, yes, I do, but anyway..."

- Mabel "VOU HERE THAT, PENGHIS?! THAT'S 'ZEE SOUND OF THE UNITED OPRESSED PENGUINS! TOGETHER, VE ARE NOTHING, BUT WHEN UNITED, WE CAN BE A REAL BIG PAIN IN ZEE FANNY!"

- Bolsheevic Penguinsky "How does that work you ask? With the MAGIC OF SOVIET RUSSIA."

- Bugzy's Ultimate Excuse "Enough "court". Let me shoot something!"

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