Drill Sergeant Str00del

Not to be confused with Sergeant Str00del.

"QUIT YOUR JIBBA JABBA! YOU AIN'T HEART! YOU PATHETHIC! ARGHHHHHHHH!"

- Drill Sergeant Str00del

Drill Sergeant Str00del, real name Lawrence Taraud and nicknamed Big T, is a former member of Str00del Force and currently a Drill Sergeant in the Royal Army of Waffleland. He also used to be in the Antarctic Army and wrestler in Club Penguin Wrestling Entertainment. He is mostly famous for travelling around Antarctica searching for fools, helping creatures to 'GET SOME NUTS!' and inventing a chocolate bar called 'Snickers'. Other more 'meaningful' contributions includes training up the rag-tag militia that fought the Great Darktonian Pie War and fighting in the Great Darktonian Pie War himself.

Background
Drill Sergeant Str00del was born in South Pole City, Polar District, in the Slums, in 1952, as the twelfth sibling. His father was an overworked Megabishop for the Governance. Taraud grew up in the poor area, relying on his Mother not to get him into crime. He himself witnessed a lot of crime in the area, whether it be mugging or arson, whatever. He lived in a three-room apartment, with four sisters and seven brothers, where pollution was always a problem.

His passion was wrestling and football (gridiron). At his school, he was in both the football and wrestling team; he won the city-wide wrestling competition two times in a row. These two factors helped him win a sports scholarship at the University of Penguville, where he majored at Maths but was expelled within one year. He joined the Antarctic Army in 1971, where he became a veteran in the war against Opacus, being voted Soldier of the Year three time in a row. He was a squad leader at the end of training and was one of the best, however left just after his last Soldier of Year.

He was briefly a Bouncer, where from 1975 - 1976, he was in over 200 fights, winning them all. He looted the losers and wore their jewelry all around, where he gained his nickname of Mr T. He also picked up lost jewelry and wear it, so when the person who lost it came back, he already had it. He was sued several time but won every single lawsuit put up against him. "THOSE FOOLS SHOULDN'T HAD GOT THEMSELVES INTO TROUBLE! THEY WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO FIGHT ME, SO THEY'RE FOOLISH ENOUGH FOR THEM TO GET A BEATING!"