Talk:Sancho Monte Captio

Notification
"Dear" Sancho,

Because of your misconduct and canceling all flights to and from New North Etana, I've been given orders by mah boss to take you out.

However, I can make a deal with ya.

You go to The Royal Exquisitely Stinky Dump in Waffleland at 12:00PM tonight and hand over 1 million coins.

If you do, we'll spare you.

If you don't, you must either convince the FAAA to continue flights to New North Etana as usual or frankly, we'll kill you.

Please note that if you dare come to The Royal Exquisitely Stinky Dump with any bodyguards, police, or anything to protect yourself, they will be vaporized instantly and you will be taken prisioner.

From, (handwriting gets rather messy and illegible)

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Invitation
Due the the recent discovery of a map that is purported to lead to the Three Fruits of Happiness, I therefore invite you to partake in the newly commisioned expedition that is going to travel to what the map dictates. You are one of the very few penguins asked to join because of your special talents and skills. Reply now; you will not receive another reminder of this privilige.

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