Empire State of Frostborough

Empire State of Frostborough is a rap song, written by a rapper named Joe-Q. It is about the city of Frostborough.

Lyrics
(male):

Yeah, I'm from Frostborough, Capital of Freezeland! Shout out to the East side, shout out to the West side, And penguins on the outskirts that claim that they're from here, People wanna be us and that's just plain and clear! Shout out to the suburbs West of River Jadis Down near Silverbridge, get the tram, it's so nifty! Head to the docks and do a lot a talkin' On dock 63, 58, or dock 151! Then out down to Bedford, get Bus 66 there Straight to the Markets, And do some shoppin' there! Get stuck in traffic, right on the M1, For about Two Hours, But I don't really care! Head down to Glace Pond, Check out all the fish there! Knockin' to the King's door, "Trisky, how are ye's?" "Can't talk now, cause I gotta go far, yeah," "Deep into the North side, deep into the capital!"

(female): I'm from Frostborough! Concrete jungle where dreams are made of! There's nothin' you can't do! When you're in Frostb'ro, Frostb'ro, Frostb'ro... These streets will make you feel brand new! Big lights will inspire you! Let's hear it for Frostb'ro, Frostb'ro, Frostb'ro...

(male): Shout out to Finwe's Green, Home to Willy Have a mug in Corrigan's where I told him he could meet me! Shout out to Mullaghbrack, and to the cemetary Where our fallen heroes, they are all buried! Now to the seaside, right to the beaches! Where, hows 'bout the marra, I go and meet ye's? What about Sandbanks, maybe even on the Jadis? But, be quick, I have to head back to Montasje! Right by the clock, you see, Right on Hinton Street! Near where the Spire is, Or even the castle, Have a bite in Starlite, Hurry up, there's so much more stuff to see! Walk down the Promenade, See all the workers, Chill out in Finwe's Green Maybe meet a tern there! Shout out to the County! From Maytown to Silverbridge, Say hello to our Antarctic friends, Knockin' to their embassy!

(female):

I'm from Frostborough! Concrete jungle where dreams are made of! There's nothin' you can't do! When you're in Frostb'ro, Frostb'ro, Frostb'ro... These streets will make you feel brand new! Big lights will inspire you! Let's hear it for Frostb'ro, Frostb'ro, Frostb'ro...

(male):

Walk down Bloom street, Chicks in pyjamas, Actin' real chipper, It's so bananas! Don't they seem to realise that they've no clothes on? But I don't really care, Cause it's the Borough that they're from! Folk walkin' through town, Lookin' really busy, Walkin' out in front of cars and lookin' quite dizzy! Then to Ballymote, Hello, Mister Flappy! Check out his cottage, he says it was worth every penny! Hello to ol' Maytown! Where are the puffl'ys? Go to Garden Hill, where the locks are grand, like! Hello to Pointspass, and to Hemlock Park! Bet money on the Borough's Boys, come on don't let me down! Hello to Scotch Street, Home of the Brewers! Home of the Pink stuff! Welcome all the tourists, on the open-top bus! Your all gonna love it here, In Frostborough City!

(female): I'm from Frostborough! Concrete jungle where dreams are made of! There's nothin' you can't do! When you're in Frostb'ro, Frostb'ro, Frostb'ro... These streets will make you feel brand new! Big lights will inspire you! Let's hear it for Frostb'ro, Frostb'ro, Frostb'ro...

Trivia

 * It is a parody of the song "Empire State of Mind" by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys.