Captain Moose

Captain Moose' is a rather pathetic dimwitted penguin who tries to be a "superhero" and wears a moose mask. However, he is oblivious to the fact that he makes one very bad superhero.

Background
Captain Moose, or George Robinson as he was called back then, was born on August 20th, 1995 in Waffleland to a rich family.

As a kid, George spent most of his time watching TV shows, and dreamed of becoming a superhero one day.

Of course, everyone laughed at him for this, and when he grew up, he included "superhero" on his resume.

He was not chosen to be hired by that employer.

As he sadly trudged home he had an idea.

Perhaps The Defenders would recruit him!

There was only one problem: He didn't have any powers.

So, he bought some cheap toys at the nearest dollar store and called them "gadgets".

When he presented himself though, The Defenders rejected him.

A few years later, he tried joining other superhero groups.

They rejected him too.

After that, he was driven insane, and deciding that he was too awesome to join a group, he renamed himself Captain Moose, and strapping on a cape, flew off into the sunset.

A moment later, he hit a skyscraper.

Personality
Captain Moose is very kind but rather dimwitted. Most consider him to be extremely proud, but captain moose pridefully considers himself to be "HUMBLE AS QUAR-I MEAN MY IDOL OF COURSE!"

Captain Moose has no idea what the fourth wall is, but somehow he was informed that his image was drawn with GIMP, and he brags about it to everyone he meets.

Involvement
Captain Moose lives on Dimwitt street number 59 in Waffleland.

He thinks that if he does a good job, he'll become a great superhero.

This is very unlikely.

He is known to be insane, and this fact lowered his IQ to 30.

Costume
On his "big day", Captain Moose hastily made a costume from other costumes from the Stage. The following parts make up Captain Moose's costume:


 * Blue Superhero Mask (from Squidzoid vs. SG & GG)
 * Blue Superhero Mask (from the aforementioned play)
 * Red Cape
 * Moose Mask (from the Team Blue plays).

Quotes

 * "CAPTAIN MOOSE TO THE RESCUE!"


 * "LOOK! A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS! I MUST SAVE HER!"


 * "IT'S CAPTAIN! I DIDN'T TAKE A THREE WEEK HERO CORRESPONDENCE COURSE TO BE CALLED MISTER!"

Gadgets
Captain Moose carries a variety of dumb and useless gadgets. Here is a list of them:
 * Burger-Rang: A plastic hamburger attached to a boomerang.
 * Swamp Gas: A stinky mixture of rotten food and expired fruit.
 * Molten Cheese Ray: A ray gun that blasts out hot, melted, cheese.
 * Taco Spray: Self-explanatory.
 * Shoop da Whoop: Also self-explanatory.
 * Banana Bazooka: A bazooka that shoots out explosive bananas.
 * Mini-Rangs: Minature boomerangs.

Trivia

 * Captain Moose thinks that he will defeat Darktan, even though he has no idea who Darktan is.
 * The South Pole Council is thinking of banning him.
 * He likes Judgies.
 * Penghis Khan hates his Burger-Rang.