User:Star kirby12/Sandbox

Welcome to my sandbox!

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Random plans for April Fools 2016

 * 1) Make John Jazzyinton temporary FAOTM (with a trollface as the image)
 * 2) Make portrait of Human Denton temporary FIOTM
 * 3) Make some random IP temporary FUOTM (with a PR portrait as the image)
 * 4) Change wiki title to "Club Penguin Military Wiki"
 * 5) Change wiki logo to "Club Penguin Military Wiki" with a soldier on it
 * 6) Change Fred on the SiteNotice into Darktan
 * 7) Switch LQA template with UQA template
 * 8) Switch AQA template with HQA template
 * 9) Add weird stuff to TMYN, including:
 * 10) YOUR TRAIN IS LATE, GO CATCH IT NOW!
 * 11) THIS IS THE BEST ARTICLE EVER, READ IT BEFORE ITS GLORY IS GONE!!!
 * 12) etc.

Keep this until you can put it back
More Coming Soon

Tails hit the floor of the cell.

It hurt. A lot.

He got up looked around. There were two other figures in the cell-both penguins. They were probably rollbacks or traitors of some sort. The cell was damp, musty, and somewhat dark. The only light came from the hole in the roof where he had been thrown in.

"Hello?"

The two penguins stopped their conversation and stared at him. One walked forward, towards the light, and Tails was able to see him clearly. The penguin walking towards him was a green Khanz. His feathers were starting to gray a bit, and he had...hair. That was weird. It almost reminded him of that one penguin Speeddasher hated. Whoot, that was it! Anyway, he was wearing a somewhat torn up jacket and a belt.

"Are you an ally of McFlapp?"

His voice was strained, and harsh. Clearly, he had been in here for a while.

"Yes. Who are you?"

"I'm Austin8310. Call me Austin. I'm a rollback for McFlapp. Me and XTUX were sent to guide Tidalwave to the Wikia Key, but Virus deleted Tidal and threw us in this miserable pit."

"Where's XTUX?"

"He's back there. He's recharging."

"Recharging?"

"He's a cyborg. It's a long story, and to be frank, I don't feel like telling it. But it's good to meet you. So, how did you end up in here?"

"I was captured by Virus. Hope we can make it out."

"Don't hope. Virus is harsh. If your stuck in here, you're soon dead."

The words struck Tails like a slap in the face.

"I'm not gonna die!"

"Don't get your hopes up. The chances of death are high. Look. Let me tell you a few things. Me and XTUX have been waiting for days for something to appear to get us out of here. A loose brick, a careless guard, or maybe...another prisoner. Now, let me explain. This cell is about 20-"

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PLAN! I'm not gonna die!"

Austin gripped Tails by the neck.

"Look, it's not going to help you to not listen to our plan. It's the only way out. And me and XTUX need your help."

"My family is dead. I don't want to die too."

"Death happens. Whether you expect it or not. I heard that Virus wrecked deletion in the universe. Do you know how many of my friends are dead now? Java Ghent is dead. SN is dead. Django is dead. Johnathan probably didn't make it out. Flywish is dead. And there was nothing I could do about it. Now, the best thing you can do for him right now is to get it together and help us."

There was an awkward silence.

"Okay. I'll help you get out."

They shook their flippers together.

"Now, as I was saying, the cell is about 20 feet tall. Now, we're too short to get up there...but that's what they think. XTUX is a cyborg, and he has rockets in his feet. However, they've been almost used completely, but if we get him on top of us, stacked together, he can reach the top, and let down a rope. Now once we do that....."

I don't know why I made this but I need someplace to store it
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Without his hat?

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There,

Like,

Meeeee!!!

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...what the heck did I just write?!