Talk:XTUX Hun

Message Recieved
I'll be at the dump at 12 tonight.

PS: Would you mind meeting me at Swiss Ninja's Palace? I could use some help against those scum. -Austin8310

If you need me, I'll be there too. --Johnathan Wolfhunter

Time traveling? Bah. More third window stuff, XTUX. I've heard it's possible, but I don't know much about it. Too scientific. But if it gets money, go for it! -Austin8310

Invitation
Due the the recent discovery of a map that is purported to lead to the Three Fruits of Happiness, I therefore invite you to partake in the newly commisioned expedition that is going to travel to what the map dictates. You are one of the very few penguins asked to join because of your special talents and skills. Reply now; you will not receive another reminder of this privilige.

PS: This message will self-destruct in the 10 seconds remaining after you will have finished reading this letter.



Favor
XTUX, You seem to be my perfect assassin, I need you to take out Flywish. I'll pay you 50,000 coins if you take him out!