Ten Slacks Here, Ten Slacks There

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This primarily epic story is so epic that you have been warned that you stay in your seat. You will be blown away! Ha, just kidding. Shall we move on? If yes...

Ten Slacks Here, Ten Slacks There (or some random story to intersect with another world, and then make notorious characters have their own personalities changed)...

Wait a minute... this is too long! Aaaanyway, it's a series of events after the throw-out of the penguin Diana111 earlier in The Very Fat Penguin Coup, while the main protagonist, 962minez (of the current story), ordered the police to throw Diana111 and her sidekicks into capital punishment by poisoning.

We first see the bodyguards of his, Makkori, Onkai, and Yusami' all of which are immigrants from Japaland.. This novel is a very funny adaption of what is a Club Penguin and Dr. Seuss' The Lorax crossover. Whilst paradise comes at a price for a single corruption, paradise in this doesn't. What a day!

NOTE: I DO NOT OWN DR. SEUSS' THE LORAX, CLUB PENGUIN AND IN ANY WAY MAY NOT BE REMOVED AND THIS CROSSOVER SHALL BE RESPECTED (Except O'Hare) BECAUSE IT IS A CROSSOVER (like the Wikia Catastrophe).

The Event
It was a normal day when the Happy Birds piano roll maker John Tack went on a ferry from his vacation back to his work. Just about he was going to board it, he noticed a penguin on the Wickerton Ferri climbing up onto her funnel. Steam billowed out of her funnel and when the stem flew away, he saw the penguin coughing! This repeated for five times straight. He decided it wasn't convenient, so he decided to go to Thneedville on a plane to O'Hare Intl. Airport. Thneedville is the location of the new Happy Birds piano roll making factory. Thneeds were dominant items in Thneedville. He then went to Club Penguin Intl. Airport to board a plane, which the rest is to be told by Mr. Tack.

It was 04:00. I was now exiting the airport and I boarded a CP Airways Flight 404, bound for O'Hare Int'l. Airport. It was going to be a really great day. Once I boarded the plane, the plane was just about to take off. I ordered some food for breakfast once I was in the air. I had 10 The Slacks singles in 2 briefcases, which made 20. Now I was eating Vienna sausage breakfast roll imported from Freezeland. At 05:55, I already landed at O'Hare Int'l. Airport, and that was the time we were alighting. Nearby I met Ted Wiggins, a 13 year old boy, a resident of Thneedville.

Me: "Hey Ted!"

Ted: "Hey Tack! How's your day?"

Me: "It's really great."

Ted: "Do you wanna see something cool?"

Me: "Yeah!"

Ted got on his motorcycle, you know, the one with the big fat wheel. A bodyguard of mine, who's Makkori shouted goodbye while waving prior to our departure. I had a map of Thneedville. Then we arrived at a tall building, next to a wall, and Thneedville turned out to be a walled city. I went inside the tower, with a surprisingly modern lobby with a chandelier made out of lamps. I felt a cold breeze from an air conditioning system waft through me when I first put my feet in. I was in a place I haven't been to before. I went up an escalator which had an upper lobby where you can go in elevators. I went to floor 26. And Mabel was there greeting me.

Ted: "The place where you make these rolls and discs are now in floor 26 of the Thneedville Tower. Feel free to have a better experience in making rolls! It is now time for work.... Time to go to the marking piano."

Me: "I'm in the stop tab editing piano."

(6 hours later...)

Ted: "What did you make? I made Steamboat Willie."

Me: "That's a great piece, Ted! Me? I made Some Old Follies."

Ted: "Great. You speak Norwegian, or as you call it, Penguinian?"

Me: "Ja! Jeg lærte det fra en gammel mann vifter i sjøen."

Ted: "Meg også."

Me: "Yeah? You owe me a juice can."

Ted gives him a can of apple juice and he drinks it.

The time has come when a penguin called Minji came with the Once-ler. Tack have him an information card, and they raced on his motorcycle. Meanwhile, in a subway station, Aloysius O'Hare was nearby with his execcatives.

Execcative: "We're in trouble!"

O'Hare, quite annoyed, nods.

The next day, he is very annoyed when a piano roll freshly rolled was tested and it didn't work.

Ted (in an echoing voice through the intercom) "NOW HEAR THIS!"

The staff come to Tack.

Tack: "What did you forget to do? I just tested a roll and it didn't do anything! You forgot to punch the roll, staff!"

Staff: (all simultaneously in a sad voice) "OH NO MR. TACK, DON'T SAY THAT!"

Tack: "If this roll ever was delivered, we would be sued by the president of the USA because he didn't hear any sound! Forgive me and don't forget to hand punch a roll with a tiny knife!"

Staff: "Oh no!"

Tack: "That's the spirit!"

Tack: "Let's go to Club Penguin, shall we?"

Ted: "Awesome!"

Tack: "Don't forget to invite your family. I'm inviting my staff."

I and Ted went to the airport and a whole audience was cheering and waving goodbye to me and Ted Wiggins, when the plane took off. We have eaten a steak for dinner. Phew.

It was a great day when they went to the main factory in Eastshield. A regular day now has began. Each day, my bodyguards Makkori and Onkai were now guarding the factory from villains. And we were producing about a million rolls until Ted retires at 17 years old-entertaining, delighting, and mystifying both chicks and penguins. And now I want cake. I'm gonna head to the pastry shop! *spins chair as he goes out cartoonishly fast*

Cameraman: "Soooo......"

THE END