Dino Nugget

Dino Nuggets are sacred and mysterious snack foods that are exclusively sold in sorcery stores to trusted people only. Its ingredients are unknown, but they taste like deep-fried meat patties that have been squashed into a dinosaur shape.

It contains chemicals that heavily poisonous to Mwa Mwa Penguins and unsuspecting Chicks, so a Dino Nugget should be consumed with caution. It has also been linked to obesity, especially when consumed in high frequencies.

Ingredients

 * Meat (mostly the mystery meat sold at sketchy butcher shops)
 * Cyanide (mixed in with the meat)
 * Flour
 * Overly Mixed Egg Yolks
 * Breadcrumbs

Trivia

 * Dino Nuggets are very expensive to produce, probably because the ingredients are imported from Margate.
 * Counterfeit Dino Nuggets exist, and while they are a lot cheaper to produce, they are way more dangerous than regular Dino Nuggets.