Help talk:Mwa Mwa Penguin pervasion

Request for Adoption
Can I adopt this article? I could really improve it.

-- Triskelle3 Happy birthday to me!  My contributions. 01:46, 5 January 2011 (UTC)

I checked the history and you made the article. I say go for it. I agree, you could really improve the article. -- Speed dasher

Really? I must have forgotten. -- Triskelle3 Happy birthday to me!  My contributions. 02:20, 5 January 2011 (UTC)

Speed, I don't know if you knew but Triskelle went undercover as a Mwa Mwa to get exclusive pictures. Triskelle, are you going to recount your mission because I'd be eager to hear what you've discovered.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS- Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.     08:17, 5 January 2011 (UTC)

I heard he went undercover and found out that Mwa Mwa's nurse and pretend to be born. -- Speed dasher

I did. I just finished sending the following letter to Club Penguin:

Dear Club Penguin,

I am writing this to you to adress an impotant issue about censor-dodging. These annoying spammers have many names, bay bees, bai bais, "pookies", but I personally prefer to call them "Mwa Mwa Penguins', due to their excessive clamouring for a Mother.

Whenever I go to the Pet Shop, I see them. They are blocking most of the room with their chat boxes that read "wants mumu", "dreams of a fam fam", "discovers toesies tinks there jelly beans", and complaints meant to stir pity in the hearts of passerbys, such as "sits in box that says BURN", among other things.

But that is not why I have contacted you. I wish to bring up the issue of "tumtum". These "Mwa Mwa Penguins" oftentimes search for a Mother willing to give them a "tum tum", or to translate for their improper scrawl, be pregnant.

After the Mother goes into labour, they report to a 'Tum Tum hospital", where she delivers the infant (which is scientifically innacurate, since penguins lay eggs). In the Tum Tum hospital, many Mothers deliver their "Mwa Mwa Penguins" through the process of live birth, even though Penguins are not mammals. It is not the scientific issue I am trying to bring to your attention, rather the fact that they are using sexual laguage.

To see an example of a Tum Tum Hospital, please refer to this image: http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/wiki/File:Makeshifthospital.PNG

(It is on the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, an independant Club Penguin storytelling database and fan universe.)

After they are born, the Mother brings the newborn back to her igloo. The infant would drink her "boo milk", which obviously, is breast milk. Many times, girls will go to the Pet Shop, looking for "tum tum" babies, and say things like, "AAA FOR TUM TUM", or "has massive boo!" (I actually saw a girl say that once, and then a bunch of babies came up to her and said things along the lines of "Clings to!", or "is thirsty"). I reported her, and the ban-evading infants, but as far as I know, they did not recieve a ban because I saw that she had returned to the Pet Shop later that day.

What I'm saying is that reporting doesn't seem to do anything in this sort of situation. Words like "boo" (boobs), "boo milk", and "tum tum" (a woman's womb) seem to slip through the censor.

My suggestion is this; not that you abolish this "Mwa Mwa" practice (though it would make alot of Penguins, myself included, happy), but rather that you block out this sexual talk and give those that use it a warning or temporary ban, as you would do if someone used the name for a reproductive organ blatantly. As for "boo", it could be confused with the phrase that ghosts say, so you should just block the word, not the penguin. I'd suggest using "booh!" for ghosts.

Thank you for your time,

Triskelle3.

Waddle on!

I am assuming my reply will be something along the lines of :

"While we encourage imagination and make-believe, when someone breaks the rules they must be reported. If you see any of this happening, we urge you to report them. By the way, did you know a new Clothing Catalog is coming out soon? You should start saving your coins! Waddle On, Made Up CP Moderator!"

That's what I reckon, anyway; because Club Penguin support seldom gives a proper reply. Their responses are always along the same lines...

-- Triskelle3 Happy birthday to me!  My contributions. 19:24, 5 January 2011 (UTC)

Mwa Mwa penguins are a plague on Club Penguin, and this just makes them worse. Pretending to have sex and talking about it in such a casual way only paves the way for early sexual relations! I don't know if you know this, but in America girls as young as twelve are offering sexual services in their schools for money. I believe that this not only increases teenage pregnancy and the spread of STDs, but it also hides and masks the real purpose of reproduction: having a child to love and cherish, one that looks after you when you're old. My point is that moral standards have been diminished so much it's just common practice to engage in sex without actual love.

Give Club Penguin the facts. Tell them what's actually happening to their players IRL. Then let's see how they respond.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS- Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.     00:05, 6 January 2011 (UTC)

Then we should all bring it to Club Penguin's attention. There is strength in numbers, perhaps is enough people pestered them, they would actually do something instead of giving more merit to members (but that's a completely different rant).

-- Triskelle3 Happy birthday to me!  My contributions. 22:08, 6 January 2011 (UTC)

The whole membership thing was bound to happen. If you take a look at EBUL you can kinda see why.

As for exposing these loathsome pests that defile our otherwise beautiful little island, I'm all for it.  Yours Nonsensically,   Explorer 767 ( Looks like all the ios are oribabky afj...  )   View this template   22:56, 6 January 2011 (UTC)

This was my reply. I was shocked that the person seemed like they were actually going to do something!

Hello Triskelle3,

Thank you very much for taking the time to write into Club Penguin with your well crafted e-mail. I can assure you that we have had many penguins writing in with varying degrees of discontent for penguins that go online and pretend to be babies or mothers.

What I appreciate most about your e-mail is your understanding of how penguin should be encouraged to role play in a way that they please, as long as they are following the Club Penguin rules. I can assure you that everyone here at Club Penguin Support is doing what they can to make sure that these rules are being followed and our players are having fun.

When you report a penguin on Club Penguin a list of everything that is being said in that room will be sent to our moderators to be assessed. Since it is possible that we will receive many reports from all of our different servers, it is unlikely that the penguin you reported will be banned instantly. You patient is appreciated.

One thing you can do in the mean time is add these penguins to your ignore list. This will make it so you will no longer be able to see what that penguin is saying.

To ignore a player: - Click on the penguin you want to ignore. - Click on the 'skull' icon on their player card. - Click 'yes' to add them to your ignore list.

I have taken notes of the phrases you would like to see added to our filter and will discuss them with the rest of our team. We will surely take your suggestions into consideration.

If you have any other questions or concerns, please feel free to send them our way. We look forward to hearing from you in the near future.

Sincerely,

Lindsay

Godwilling they put "boo" "boo milky" and "tumtum" in the filter.

--<font face="Gabriola" color ="green"> Triskelle3 <span title="January 3rd, 2011! My 16th!">Happy birthday to me! <span title="Follow him! He speaks in sentences."> My contributions. 01:26, 10 January 2011 (UTC)

Don't get your hopes up too high. Chances are they'll simply forget about the whole thing.

Maybe you should have accentuated the whole "sexual slurs" thing more. CP is supposed to be family-friendly. Allowing Mwa Mwas to lurk in-game, unchecked, would defeat the point of CP's being family-friendly.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( <span title="...and a ventriloquist dummy!">You will be haunted by geometric flying jellyfish!  )   <span title="Click if you dare!">View this template   01:29, 10 January 2011 (UTC)

Perhaps. But perhaps if I and others (preferably those that will write formally and with courtesy) persist on them they would actually do something. As she said, they have had many penguins writing in with varying degrees of discontent about Mwa Mwas. Most of these were probobly crude, poorly written, and practically spam. If we continue to use such formalities, then maybe they will notice our small union, if you could call it a union.

--<font face="Gabriola" color ="green"> Triskelle3 <span title="You must hassle him now! He is he one with the groceries.">Talk 2 me! <span title="Follow him! He speaks in sentences."> My contributions. 01:37, 10 January 2011 (UTC)

If only the sane people on the Internet would use good grammar, too. It would make it SO easy to distinguish the raving idiots from the people who actually use their brains.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( <span title="...and a ventriloquist dummy!">You will be haunted by geometric flying jellyfish!  )   <span title="Click if you dare!">View this template   01:47, 10 January 2011 (UTC)

Alas for the grammatical nightmare mobile phones and Facebook have caused! But anyway, here is my 'union': User:Triskelle3/Mwa Mwa Penguins.

--<font face="Gabriola" color ="green"> Triskelle3 <span title="You must hassle him now! He is he one with the groceries.">Talk 2 me! <span title="Follow him! He speaks in sentences."> My contributions. 01:52, 10 January 2011 (UTC) --<font face="Gabriola" color ="green"> Triskelle3 <span title="You must hassle him now! He is he one with the groceries.">Talk 2 me! <span title="Follow him! He speaks in sentences."> My contributions. 01:52, 10 January 2011 (UTC)

Please discuss this somewhere else
Maybe you should talk about all this on some other forum so kids who haven't had "The Talk" yet don't find this and get confused. --FOR CLUB PENGUIN, TRANSFORMERS, LEGO, TRAINS, YUUSHA, AND GUNDAM! 02:06, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

"Skuas eat fish, not pookies"
Then the pookie haters must lack IQ