Potty Training

"Accidents Happen."-Common saying during the training process

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmiMW_itrAQ Listen to this while reading the article and put it on repeat.

This is a random article by LDTV22 of how to train different races of penguins to do you-know-what.

Average Penguins
They are trained like the average human toddlers. One day, they will tell their parents that they have a strange feeling in their lower part (they don't know how to describe it). They will be taught that that feeling is the feeling when you "have to go". They will be taught the basics of the toilet, how to operate, and how comfortable it is to sit. The learning time of the response varies with all penguins, sometimes that will forget, but if they are smart enough they will recognize the feeling beforehand when they first feel it and know the bathroom's locations according where their parents have told them.

Pookies, Jerks, Dime Penguins
These types of penguins are usually too crazy to even notice whether they have soiled themselves. They usually don't even feel that feeling of pressure on their bladders at all. In fact, they love diapers too much. But eventually, they grow up, and they HAVE to go to school. And to go to school, they HAVE to be trained. In order to do so, you shouldn't just sit them on the potty for no reason. You need to teach them that they are getting older and, if they are school aged, tell them that they can go to preschool and meet their friends there, but they have to learn how to use the potty first or else they can't go. They usually will refuse at first, but soon they will eventually decide to do it when they want to. They will then start learning, but be much more delayed that the average penguin chick. They will have 10 to 50 times more accidents because they are a bit too lazy and just want to use diapers instead. It will take many months (maybe even more than twelve) for them to just stop.

Terns and Puffles
This is pretty much like the average potty training, but there needs to be a special seat for their bottoms, as they are shaped slightly differently than a penguin's. These seats are manufactured in countries like Puffle'and, Club Penguin, and, strangely enough, East Pengolia. The seats are more ergonomic and they have a little bit more oblong hole than an average penguin toilet seat.