User talk:Agent Johnson

I apologize
Merry Christmas,

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Drink cactus juice; it'll quench ya!      †          †       People pirate Phineas and Ferb episodes like a spanish galleon.    ――–    ―――――      01:09, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

RE: Apology
Thank you for your apology... that's all I really want when things like these happen. You are forgiven, and I am honored to forgive you.

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Drink cactus juice; it'll quench ya!      †          †       People pirate Phineas and Ferb episodes like a spanish galleon.    ――–    ―――――      01:44, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

Browser
I use the FireFox, sadly. Internet Explorer blew up on me (freezing freezing freezing) a while back. If I could, I'd remain there... -but I can NEVER abandon the FireFox because THEY HAVE LAZARUS. Lazarus is too invaluable and has saved me many times (including just a few minutes ago when I got a server error). For this, I am locked to the FireFox like Windows to its EULA or a citizen to the law. I can't escape the FireFox. -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Look out, Santa Claus is peeping around the corner at you!!    †     <span title="THE REAL MEANING OF CHRISTMAS-  ISAIAH 9:6-7 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. Of the increase of his government and peace there shall be no end, upon the throne of David, and upon his kingdom, to order it, and to establish it with judgment and with justice from henceforth even for ever. The zeal of the LORD of hosts will perform this.">    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!        †        Saint Kris Nicholas, tell me, then: did you NOT look at my client, as her child sat on her lap, and called out to her not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES, 'HO'?!    ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      03:00, 12 December 2010 (UTC) <BR /> <BR />

RE:
I am fine with that.

Go right ahead.--XTUX is on teh job! 19:06, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

facepalm
Chromium is the open-source Chrome. Nothing different except non-FLOSS parts removed. Chromium OS thus is open-source Chrome OS.

Yes there is a lot of different distros of Chromium OS. -- refractor  this is a thing 16:35, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

RE: RE: Disney lawyers
If I made a case, I wouldn't be suing Disney, Leader. It'd be a contract or a meeting, not a court case. I am very good with contracts and I happen to know that Disney is a very honest company, having dealt with them many a time before.

Further, you don't have to be a lawyer to know law, write contracts, or even win in court. In suing, it's all about evidence, and he with the best evidence wins. In my country, a man who did his homework could represent himself! (Yes, you can represent yourself in court and have a sidelines lawyer provide counseling, or no counsel at all.)

Ironically, you don't have top be a judge to be on the Supreme Court of my country on any level. Of course, like you wouldn't ask a smart man to do surgery, you wouldn't ask a layman to judge. This being said, though, Constitutional law, criminal law, and civil law are very different ball games. To rule in the Supreme Court, I'd simply need a copy of the Constitution, paitience, and an open mind. To rule in a real criminal court or a civil suit, I'd need law school to be fully versed.

(To be honest, my people's Supreme Court could benefit from a layman. Anyone well-versed in the Constitution- or at least with a copy and a willingness to learn -would do. Several of the old judges up there have been marinating in lawyer stew for a little too long, and as my grandfather says, it's become "laws for lawyers", not laymen. That, and Romer v. Evans, Roe v. Wade, and Lawrence v. Texas, which overruled Bowers v. Hardwick isn't very Constitutionally sound in my mind and, in the case of Roe, it was judicial activism.)

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  <span title="Santa Claus polarizes people. Heh heh. Pole. Anyway, he does: you either adore him, hate him, or you are terrified to even look at a picture of him. (I THINK HE ROCKS.)">Look out, Santa Claus is peeping around the corner at you!! <span title="Charles Kenneth Jones, 1935-2010">   †           MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!          †        Saint Kris Nicholas, tell me, then: did you NOT look at my client, as her child sat on her lap, and called out to her not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES, 'HO'?!  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="AH HEH HEH HEH HEH! IT'S PROFESSOR LIEBSTROM!!">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      21:39, 17 December 2010 (UTC)

P.S.: I believe that my God wants me in public office. My ideology's group is either too fanatical, maniacal, unrealistic (even more than me), corrupt, spastic, or weird to govern. - *(Looks at Sarah Palin)* - While I agree with most of their ideologies, the right is either unorganized, timid, or ruled by spazzes. If I don't stand up for what's right and what must be done... who will?

RE: Sociology
By middle-class I mean to relate to both okay-living penguins and the poor penguins, but yeah I'll change it. --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Cookie Master wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ) 13:18, 20 December 2010 (UTC)


 * Weren't you in charge of TerraMount? Or was that someone else? -- [[Image:Ninj Xmas Sig.PNG]] ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Cookie Master wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ) 13:15, 21 December 2010 (UTC)

RE: Operation KK
The Horcrux recipe in the CPFW is found at Professor Shroomsky/Future. -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  <span title="Santa Claus polarizes people. Heh heh. Pole. Anyway, he does: you either adore him, hate him, or you are terrified to even look at a picture of him. (I THINK HE ROCKS.)">Look out, Santa Claus is peeping around the corner at you!! <span title="Charles Kenneth Jones, 1935-2010">   †           MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!          †        Saint Kris Nicholas, tell me, then: did you NOT look at my client, as her child sat on her lap, and called out to her not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES, 'HO'?!  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="AH HEH HEH HEH HEH! IT'S PROFESSOR LIEBSTROM!!">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      19:50, 21 December 2010 (UTC) <BR /> <BR />

RE: Agent V-E-S
Okay, that's okay for Agent V-E-S. But for him being an Earthbound Keeper, I was thinking of making special heroes for them to keep them, and some special villains - not an agent. So we'll change that - everything else looks fine. If you want you can help create a hero to be an Earthbound Keeper - not as in a hero with powers, but he's special, you know? --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Cookie Master wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ) 13:34, 22 December 2010 (UTC)


 * Great, we can do that soon. I'm currently working on some music articles and UnitedTerra - I'm gonna start on the TSU agents in January. -- [[Image:Ninj Xmas Sig.PNG]] ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Cookie Master wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ) 14:28, 22 December 2010 (UTC)

The Young Shadows
I've made some changes to The Young Shadows - like mending the article and discography. I'm gonna be making a page that will guide users on creating an article for an album, single, artist page, discography page, etc. But anyway, you need to talk more on how all of them formed, and how they came up with their name. And don't explain the chart position of singles on the artist page too much - leave that for the article page. I would suggest starting off the single articles - first with "We Are Shadows" (being their first single). I'll leave the chart history about the singles on The Young Shadows for now. When you create the singles, follow the layout on articles such as "History", "Around the World", etc. Any questions you can ask. Dunno if you're an expert on creating this stuff, but it's nice seeing you taking part on musical articles. --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Cookie Master wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ) 14:24, 23 December 2010 (UTC)


 * Also how did you import The Young Shadows? Using Special:Import? It doesn't work for me, when I try it says "Import failed: XML import parse failure at line 1, col 2 (byte 1; "!doctype html> <"): XML_ERR_NAME_REQUIRED". -- [[Image:Ninj Xmas Sig.PNG]] ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Cookie Master wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ) 13:47, 24 December 2010 (UTC)


 * Okay, for Rock'n'Roll Puffle, when I go to the article on the old wiki it doesn't say that it has been deleted. Kinda confused, have they changed the way you can restore articles? I'm still a sysop there. -- [[Image:Ninj Xmas Sig.PNG]] ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Cookie Master wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ) 14:30, 24 December 2010 (UTC)

Shade the Puffolian
I'm currently improving Shade the Puffolian, just so you know. --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Cookie Master wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ) 14:56, 24 December 2010 (UTC)


 * It says "Rock'n'Roll Puffle" never existed, like I'm starting a completely new never-deleted article. -- [[Image:Ninj Xmas Sig.PNG]] ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Cookie Master wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ) 15:02, 24 December 2010 (UTC)

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You'll need to create new artists to be in The Young Shadows - it's not right for the Furry Flats puffles to be in two bands. --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Cookie Master wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ) 16:05, 24 December 2010 (UTC)

Have you gotten permission from Explorer to use the puffles for another band? If you have then we'll continue with it. --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Cookie Master wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ) 17:33, 24 December 2010 (UTC)

Importing
I only see an "Import directly" box on Special:Import, no transwiki option. Any way to fix this or any other way to upload the XML file? --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Cookie Master wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ) 20:38, 24 December 2010 (UTC)

Help:Article Reviewing Room
Meet the ARR - also known as the Article Reviewing Room. I came up with this just now. On it, users can review any article they want properly, by following the review rules. Check the page for more information. --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Cookie Master wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ) 12:51, 28 December 2010 (UTC)

RE: IRC Consensus
It never happened. Do not speak of it. The idea was never there. It's gone, silenced, censored, and not to be spoken of or asked about to anyone for any reason. Much like the Secret Door from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and gays in the military: DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL. -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  <span title="IF YOU GET SICK, DIE QUICKLY. THAT'S RIGHT, REPUBLICANS WANT YOU TO DIE QUICKLY.">I believe a prize for Peace should go to the biggest wuss! <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">   †          †        He has a chart that helps us learn!  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="AH HEH HEH HEH HEH! IT'S PROFESSOR LIEBSTROM!!">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      23:06, 28 December 2010 (UTC) <BR /> <BR />

RE: Campaigning on Triskelle
If I can't persuade, how can I do anything to advance whatI see as right on this site? I mean, if every move I know is unclean canvassing, then what do I do to convince people, and how? -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  <span title="IF YOU GET SICK, DIE QUICKLY. THAT'S RIGHT, REPUBLICANS WANT YOU TO DIE QUICKLY.">I believe a prize for Peace should go to the biggest wuss! <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">   †          †        He has a chart that helps us learn!  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="AH HEH HEH HEH HEH! IT'S PROFESSOR LIEBSTROM!!">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      23:09, 28 December 2010 (UTC)


 * "Just saying" doesn't protect our reliable quality system. How do I persuade when everything I do is unclean? -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  <span title="IF YOU GET SICK, DIE QUICKLY. THAT'S RIGHT, REPUBLICANS WANT YOU TO DIE QUICKLY.">I believe a prize for Peace should go to the biggest wuss! <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †          †        He has a chart that helps us learn!  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="AH HEH HEH HEH HEH! IT'S PROFESSOR LIEBSTROM!!">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      23:12, 28 December 2010 (UTC)

Snowtendo
I wish to adopt the Snowtendo article back to my control because of the fact that I have returned. I just want your decison. <font face="" color="orange">Icmer In <font face="" color="yellow">Nyc (Just Tell Me!) 19:06, 29 December 2010 (UTC)

RE: Leaving you out
I had to handle it without you, but now that you're back, the New System won, but me and Explorer are changing stuff. Instead of filling a form, we decided that users will have to read the Article Reviewing Guide before they rate an article. --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Cookie Master wishes you a Happy New Year! ) 15:25, 31 December 2010 (UTC)

Mistake
I am an administrator by the way (then how would I have edited it in the first place)? Anyways I thought the defunct message was some sort of mistake, since That's Death! and the page sidebar and footer seem to suggest that the COC was still policy. However, I think that strike was a bit too unfounded (rebel rousing? Really?). <font face="" color="orange">Icmer In <font face="" color="yellow">Nyc (Just Tell Me!) 01:39, 8 January 2011 (UTC)

Unnecessary protection
That was not flame war. If you know Sancho, he does that often and I wouldn't even call that quarrel more than a minor dispute. You should unprotect it. They were merely deciding the role of a certain character. <font face="" color="orange">Icmer In <font face="" color="yellow">Nyc (Don't eat the yellow snow!) 22:48, 12 January 2011 (UTC)

Yeah right. =P  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 (  You can't spell "snow" without "now"!  )   <span title="Click if you dare!">View this template   22:49, 12 January 2011 (UTC)

RE: JetzLounge
Well, I did intend for CP Airways and SkyJet Airways to have the same lounge. I did it because SlyJet Airways owns a minority stake in CP Airways (33.3%) and they also have a revenue-sharing deal as well.-- Sanchonachos OBAMA 2012  LIBERALS! LIBERALS!  14:27, 16 January 2011 (UTC)

Hey, need help
Hey, AJ. You there? I need help on this new project which I wish to start on remodelling all the TV show articles. If you're there and up for it reply back and I'll give details. (or just check the last message on Explorer's talk) --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  Man's on dis ting lyk there's no tomorrow! ) 13:05, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

Government
I like some of your points, but I disagree on the states that should be red and blue, as do I on the SPC. CPFW USA is a centrist nation, mostly, because most penguins are extremely apathetic. Why else are they fine with no Bill of Rights and okay with being at the mercy of judges without jury?

Part of the fun about the USA's federal government is that it is unproportional, unequal, crazy, and incompetent. It's the perfect case for federalism. The states run themselves. The only federal government branch that can really meddle with the affirs of the country is the judicial system, as seen in the USECP trials. The rest are pretty incompetent, and the judges, the most powerful and technically the ruling branch, frequently curtail them with infighting, striking out provisions, and strategic lawsuits from the states, districts, and citizens. The USA is a krytocracy: rule by judges. We need to keep that uniqueness.

However, I will note that Trans-Antarctica is a blue state. It's much more prone to old-school leftism (AKA turn of the century labor union stuff, like safety and what-not), and its mostly a state of miners, jewelers, and basically the entire geology industry (gems, mining, processing, smelting, etc. etc.). Due to this, the state is very fond of workers' rights and has unions.

As for Eastshield, you can't make it a blue state. I have two words to explain why: Mattress Village. I also have a bonus: Nineteenth State Appellate Court of Eastshield (EAC-19). EAC-19 is a rural court of appeal that covers a gerrymanderead swath of countryside, with Mattress Village to its left and Snellville's gate to the right, and Yoenah to its south, and up to Ayetropolis. (Snellville is another court's job.) It's extremely conservative, and shaped like a plus or a X, because it's gerrymeandered.

HOWEVER, Eastshield's Polar District is blue, but the city council, the mayor, and the government are conservative. South Pole City hates its entrenched government: a ture, old-school political machine. Liberals dominmated by unseatable conservatives. The city gerrymeanders the dickens out of themselves, so that the farmers around the metropolis pretty much keep the place blood red.

Remember, Eastshield is almost entirely rural, and it's HUGE. It's mostly forests and countryside, with a lot of farms. Small cities are sparsed all over the place, the biggest being South Pole City, of course. Eastshield is a red state, but South Pole City is blue. Oddly, Mattress Village and Yoenah are two of the most politically active communities in the state. South Pole City and the rest of Eastshield is mainly controlled by them for these reasons: active voting, a voting bloc, no political apathy, Moncton Shroomsky, and ties to power.

Most of Antarctica can go either way. These are neither red nor blue states; these states are swing states.


 * SO, the red states, notable cities, and territories are:


 * Eastshield
 * West Pengolia
 * Archet
 * Mattress Village
 * Yoenah


 * The blue states, notable cities, and territories are:


 * Happyface State (it favors the people more with a true three-branch system and a state legislature)
 * Trans-Antarctica
 * Eastshield's Polar District
 * Club Penguin (especially leftist due to their command economy)
 * GourdZoid
 * Snellville
 * South Pole City
 * West Bank City


 * Swing states and territories are:


 * Antarctic Penninsula
 * Sub Antarctica
 * Faceland Isles
 * The Uncharted Realms
 * Weddell

As for the SPC, the point of it is both inequality and inefficency. Towns of less than a few hundred- like Turtle Island by Melvin -get representation while all of Archet are disenfranchised!

SPC also permits foreigners to vote and propose law as a means of curbing the power of the USA. That's why delegates from, say, Dorkugal exist. An Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of Antarctica states that SPC law "only applies to the USA".

Further, I haven't written the Constitution yet. I need to do that before we begin meddling and restructuring the government, especially classics likt the SPC.

I've heard a proposal to make GourdZoid Council the State Supreme Court of Trans-Antarctica. ;)

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :|  :(  "Nullification... means insurrection and war; and the other states have a right to put it down." <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †          †       <span title="Is morality a dying standard? Have I been outmoded? It seems, sometimes, that I am a stranger to my own time period. Even my grandfather affirms that the belief systems and trust of others, my general actions and interactions, dates back to the 1950s.">When push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="AH HEH HEH HEH HEH! IT'S PROFESSOR LIEBSTROM!!">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      20:24, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: Read up on Archet. They are in a nasty situtation just itching for political nerds to delve into! Unrepresented federally and locally, they also have judges that aren't from Archet, and when they appeal, are funneled into a court in the cities, pretty much ruining any Archet suit right there. Archetians want representation in the Council and in Happyface's Congress, and they also want to have Archet judges and their own court district so that they can have equal access to justice. HF State is the only state with a legislature.

Please respond
I left a role-play invitation on your character's talk a while ago for my Expedition 3FR00TS story, but you never responded. Perhaps you never noticed, but now I need your word to use your character or not. <font face="" color="orange">Icmer In <font face="" color="yellow">Nyc The best way to eat pie is to throw it at someone's face.  My contributions 18:03, 6 February 2011 (UTC)

Lord of the Crap
Iamred was NOT offended by the Lord of the Crap article, and it is NOT about him.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 19:02, 9 February 2011 (UTC)

Why is Iamred banned? I checked his contribs and could find nothing he had done wrong. -- <font face="Stencil" color ="FFBA00"><span title="My page. No touchie!">THE SHEEP!  |<font face="Lucida Sans Unicode"> FIGHTTHEPOWER!   ( Stuff I did and stuff ) 17:37, 14 February 2011 (UTC)

Oh.... -- <font face="Stencil" color ="FFBA00"><span title="My page. No touchie!">THE SHEEP!  |<font face="Lucida Sans Unicode"> FIGHTTHEPOWER!   ( Stuff I did and stuff ) 18:05, 14 February 2011 (UTC)

Continuity errors
Leader, I finally noticed that your character is back and in action. However, I noticed the he's nothing like what I remember.

The original Leader was a socialist ally of East Pengolia. He was an unseen, powerful Dark Penguin with strong political views. He slowly became more and more libertarian, casting aside his Marxist beliefs in favor of "get the government out of my way".

Now, this Leader has made several appearences, and your new, non-sillouette, visible, ripped, chain breaking Snoss Leader greatly confuses me!

So, what's a libertarian Dark Penguin doing fighting alongside Austin? Why isn't he making political remarks, and why in the universe is he siding with the authortarian POLAR OPPOSITE of his political ideologies?

Has David Gerald of USECP taken the old Leader's place? That's a fairly easy retcon there, but I'm confused.

Could you clear this up?

Thank you.

-- <span title="I am not ashamed of my faith. I AM CHRISTIAN AND I AM PROUD!">† <span title="One of the Masses since March2011.   :( ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†     :)  :)    <span title="...-and when King of CP's drinking, and lusting, and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous man- King of CP -became louder and louder...">This article is DELETED Don't restore <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †          †        Don't look at me, I'm just a pitiful little patroller!  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="Here Wikia leaders, have a cookie. They are not poison.">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      10:24, 27 March 2011 (UTC)

RE: Trooper
OOOOOOOOHHHH.

Okay, okay. Austin straightened it out, too. I apologize. (I knew about the libertarianism, I even mentioned it up there. ;) )

-- <span title="I am not ashamed of my faith. I AM CHRISTIAN AND I AM PROUD!">† <span title="One of the Masses since March2011.   :( ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†     :)  :)    <span title="...-and when King of CP's drinking, and lusting, and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous man- King of CP -became louder and louder...">This article is DELETED Don't restore <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †          †        Don't look at me, I'm just a pitiful little patroller!  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="Here Wikia leaders, have a cookie. They are not poison.">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      13:07, 27 March 2011 (UTC)

Vincent


I know the image is rather minimalistic, but I kinda think the style suits him.

What do you think?--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 23:39, 29 March 2011 (UTC)

Castilla and Batavia
Not True. Yes, the Castillans have swords, but they also have guns, and also have a VERY modern Air force, as shown below:



Behold the Mega Cub Type 1, the bestest of the best Castillan Warplanes that was created by Piper and Leonardo themselves (the King and the Gov. sponsored them.).

The castillans use guns very commonly in battle...austin jsut made that image like that since they were in a CLOSE CONTACT fight. the castillan rifle helped overthrow the Aztechs and the Inkans in Caltexico and Beru!

Anyways, I"m postponing the Imperialist WArs until the SNoss become more powerful...meanwhile,

i'm going to make the Snoss-Castillan War, which is a war against each other, and instead of Snowzerland, Castilla, and Batavia taking over Antarctica...they can take the next best thing: the CPFW's LQA and unimportant islands that are wastes of articles.

Can you suggest some LQA Unimportant Island articles that would be suitable for Snoss/Castillan/Batavian takeover?

--  03:19, 3 April 2011 (UTC)

The Shooting Star
NO. I'm TIRED OF BEING PICKED ON. THE SHOOTING STAR IS NOT A PARODY; ITS AN ORIGINAL DESIGN.

I MADE IT OUT OF SCRATCH, AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MODERN, LIKE IT IS! IT RESEMBLES MORE OF THE BOEING HORNET; I mean why the heck would i put that thing in the back of it?????

I"m sory, i'm just sick of being picked on and criticied. IT's really getting to me, and it's getting on my nerve.

--  00:49, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

Terra Federation
Do you still want to keep editing Terra Federation? I'm making permanent changes to UnitedTerra at the moment and the article's not finished. If it is kept then I'll have to make it an island near TerraMount. --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  Chocolate chip cookie... omnomnomnom! ) 11:53, 13 April 2011 (UTC)

RE: Maps Island
All right, but SN would really make a good expansion and involvement. Maybe you should get in touch with him and get something going! -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del " /> Talk page.<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        Contributions.  <tt> </tt> <span style="color: white !important;"> ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     22:40, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

Delete Snoviet Union Please :3
I should read more. Anyway, a little disapointed what I thought would be a great parody turned out to have already been paradied, but i'm ok with it being deleted. We dont exactly need two Soviet Union parodies after all. Though I Still think the parody of Russia should'nt be half (East) of anything, and the name should be more parodied. -- A Wizard is never late '''<sup style="background-color: Black; color:Gold;"> he arrives precisely when he means to!  15:01, 28 May 2011 (UTC)

Thanks :3. Now I can keep editing it and make a nice article on a subpage :3. Though, you spelled Diosus wrong so its not my subpage. -- A Wizard is never late '''<sup style="background-color: Black; color:Gold;"> he arrives precisely when he means to!  15:28, 28 May 2011 (UTC)

UNCP
Give it some love :D -- Unknown4  Talk  00:10, 25 September 2011 (UTC)

RE: New North Etana
Dear Agent Johnson,

Thanks for the edits. It would be good help, although Amery Island (the purple island directly next to Eastshield) should be added back and labeled, and Mystery and Bankyumoria needs to have their islands. I'll also add some small dots around the Sub-Antarctic to represent other islands of the state. Once again, thanks for your help!

A l e x 0 01 Talk 05:50, 13 November 2011 (UTC)

P.S. Agent Johnson, what is your username on the former site? When did you join? Kinda confused right now.

CPFW Newsletter
Thanks for putting the newsletter up in the notice. It's not "being started" though, it's "the newsletter project is being continued" but thanks anyway. If you want to help then send me a message. --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Fanon Rap, coming very soon! ) 13:00, 13 November 2011 (UTC)

Articles Pending
Dear Agent Johnson,

Hello. Alex here and I'm clearing out the stash of "short pages" in the wiki. I have found several articles of which you placed a Construction template on and left stale for longer than five months. These articles are:


 * CPTV
 * Operation Red Bolt (although with Speed has adopted the For Great Justice series if I'm not mistaken)
 * Prematurity
 * Aquarius City Council
 * University of Polaris
 * Darktonian Empire (added 15:16, 24 November 2011 (UTC))
 * EBUL denial (added 15:23, 24 November 2011 (UTC))
 * Frenzy (added 15:24, 24 November 2011 (UTC))
 * CPN

I am of no position to influence your choice, however, I simply wish to notify you about these articles. I am unable to find pages I edited that have the Construction tag and are stale, so if you do find any, you could always notify me.

Secondly, I want to ask a favour of you as you are an administrator. I wish to delete several articles which I placed with the Delete template, the reason being Author Request. All articles are in here.

Thanks!

A l e x 0 01 Talk 14:06, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

P.S. You don't have to edit all the articles at once. :) A l e x 0 01  Talk 15:29, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

Responce thingy
I get all this from the bible- mostly with the prophesies that exist in the Back of the Bible in the book called Revelation. Otherwise, history was clear about Christians suffering - Christians and the Jews have been persecuted for years, and that's a fact. Might i remind you that the Christians were fed to the lions of the coleseum in rome? Jews were killed in the Holocaust, and so did Christians that sympathised or helped the Jews. Jesus even said himself that Christians would be persecuted because of him, and God lets this happen as a test of faith.

--  00:47, 3 December 2011 (UTC)

Re:Card-Jitsu Party
I would have to disagree on your proposal. Card-Jitsu Snow wouldn't be coming out for awhile, probably a few months. Card-Jitsu Snow also has NO connection to the Card-Jitsu Party. It was just Fire against Water. Remember this is a canonical party, and must have relations to the real thing. -- 21:10, 8 December 2011 (UTC)

Future
That's an outdated view, no offense. Old Wikia days are gone, back in 2010....

FYI:

Explorer quit. He hasn't been seen on the wiki or on the IRC for months.

TurtleShroom semi-quit. He hardly comes on anymore, and if he does, maybe for a brief hour or so.

No one gives a darn anymore. Besides, this happens half a century into the future. Don't worry. The USA will be gone by 3000 for sure and will exist until the end of the 21st Century, if that is what you worry about. maybe it may survive the 22nd Century too. IDK. I will have to debate with Feey and Flywish.

--  03:16, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

PS: Feey also came up with some stuff about the future too. I try to help him with it so everything fits in.

Pregunta
¿Cuándo piensas darme la tierra se llama «Eastshield Castellano»? Yo recuerdo que las Provencias Unidas va a darlo a Castilla.

--  02:31, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Polaris
That's ok...the wiki has been in a huge inactivity slump. Anyways, i forgive you. I already fixed the other things this morning.

--  06:13, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Polaris
That's ok...the wiki has been in a huge inactivity slump. Anyways, i forgive you. I already fixed the other things this morning.

--  06:15, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Polaris
That's ok...the wiki has been in a huge inactivity slump. Anyways, i forgive you. I already fixed the other things this morning.

--  06:15, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Christmas


--  05:11, 24 December 2011 (UTC)

Djoser
I've heard lately that you are offended by Djoser in some way. I don't see how you can be offended. So give me ONE GOOD reason why Djoser is insulting to you. Any answer you give me I'll read CAREFULLY, and figure out what it is. If you can't give me a reason than you have NO reason to say that it is insulting.

-- 03:22, 19 January 2012 (UTC)

RE:
Thank you! <span title="Wanna see my User Page 2.0?">Hello, my name is Star Kirby12. <span title="Perhaps my talk 2.0?">Chat first, ask questions later. Then let's do something! &bull;  Tobot?&bull; Some challenges?&bull; A few drafts and stuff? &bull;  22:39, 16 June 2012 (UTC)

So do the Articles belong to me again or?
So do Feey1's Articles belong to me or are they over because my chcracter is related to Feey's characters. hmm?

--Fum! (talk) 07:24, 20 June 2012 (UTC)

Drunk With Power
Johnson, you arrogant man! Without your precious (and retarded) Consensus, you summarily kicked me off the Patroller rank and spammed me non-stop with gloating thinly veiled as an "official notice", so that I can't "remove it".

Your pompous and maddening attacks against me, when I've already fallen to rock bottom, show either an inward hatred for anything involving me and power combined, or your blind willingness to serve your masters at the CPW, who successfully threw a Wikia-worthy power grab our way. You know darn and well that the entire "instability" on this site is manufactured by ingrates who throw fits about how the site is run and won't allow me to clean house by deleting their whining petitions and tirades disguised as votes.

Stop pestering me. I'm going to be out of your hair tomorrow at the Council Meeting ('ever so conviently when I'm on the road to the Special Needs' camp'') and for the next fortnight, so shut up and go enjoy your new dictatorship.

After all, my voice is "equally" drowned out by the loud war drums of Tigernose and his goons who were low enough to say that "I'd get revenge if I was promoted" on the RFA system.

In this new tyranny: <tt> All are equal, but some are more equal than others. </tt>

This egalitarian nightmare is exclusively engineered to destroy me.

Oh, and there was no CONSENSUS to demote me, you hypocritical little twerp.

-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)     <span title="It's the wiki pastime, courtesy of Tigernose and his toadies.">It's July again, everyone. Get your knives and aim for my back. <span title="What do I get as thanks for all I've done? Oh yeah! COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT">You deserve no 'rights'. I worked here for years and never had 'rights'. I had privelages. Privelages that I EARNED through HARD WIKI WORK. <SUP>[2 ]

20:27, 22 June 2012 (UTC)

Policies
Time to start implementing them...

Add them to the sidebar when ready. Archive COC once you're done. --Happyface(talk 01:51, 25 June 2012 (UTC)

Awards
Would the CPFW be interested in taking part of the 2012 CPWN Awards in December? All the award categories and nominations would be planned by this community, but the voting process and ceremony would be on IRC in one large awards ceremony with the rest of the network. I would encourage users who are not affiliated with the CPFW not to vote though, so that the votes would be fair.

Let me know what the community thinks. Thanks. --<font face="comic sans ms"> Error504  03:35, 6 July 2012 (UTC)

So...whats next?
Now that policy is implemented and all that stuff, what should we focus on next? --Happyface(talk 04:38, 14 July 2012 (UTC)

RE:Confirming
Can't be too cautious. :) --Happyface (talk 22:46, 28 July 2012 (UTC)

Character Signatures
Wouldn't it be nice if we had signatures for characters in the CPFW? -- Click This For Riches! And That, My Friend, Is Checkmate. 15:48, 31 July 2012 (UTC)

Alternative vote and UtilityBot
I'm working on UtilityBot's Alternative Vote implementation. However, it's been a bit hard to do. Rest assured, I'm still working on it. Tux (*** SERVICE NOTIFICATION *** clubpenguinwiki.info IS UP) 07:50, 4 August 2012 (UTC)

MoS "Yes" and "No" templates
I think there is something wrong with the yes and no. I think it needs looking at.

RE:LGBT
AJ, I don't believe it was ME who started the entire debate over LGBT. It was TurtleShroom, he's just trying to victimize himself to make me look as if I'm the one at fault. TurtleShroom was the one who introduced the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy in the first place, which subsequently launched into a flame war on both sides. I was not the sole contributor to the fight, I was simply advocating for my rights. Being the sole openly gay user on the site, I feel as if it's an infringement on what I believe. I had even amended the Poison Pill, which would forevermore put an end to the debate on DADT, to state that sexual relations (e.g. intercourse, kissing) were not to take place. I keep having to reiterate that it will only allow me to briefly state whether someone is gay, and has a partner, family, etc. I have logs upon logs of TS' ranting on the CPW IRC, about how gays are an abomination. I don't like it how he's quite condescending, and feels as if he's superior to others. I should not be the sole person held accountable for this. I drafted the Poison Pill to end the DADT debate forevermore, yet TS is reportedly in talks with Seahorse to secretly enforce DADT. I AM NOT INFLICTING DAMAGE ONTO THE SITE, I AM NOT ENDANGERING ANYONE'S SECURITY. -- AeroNachos I'm All For Equality  15:05, 31 August 2012 (UTC)

Yes, but why can't we be open to having subtle homosexual relationships, that are only briefly mentioned? They're accepted by most of society at this point in time. 54% of Americans now support same-sex marriage according to a June 2012 CNN/ORC poll, and a June 2012 YouGov poll showed 71% of Brits believed the same. In the real world, penguins exhibit homosexuality, and there have been news stories around the world about it. If one man and one woman both want to be together, we should we deny two men from doing the same? This is hurting no one besides TS in any way, it doesn't make the site some gay brothel. It simply allows for one part of human emotions to be expressed.-- AeroNachos I'm All For Equality  16:08, 31 August 2012 (UTC)

Council
Um, why did you do "Against" on everything on the agenda? I mean, you did that even on stuff like "Wall of Fame", "Featured User of the Month" and even story related things like "Make FGJ a Collab again". Just asking. <span title="Wanna see my User Page 2.0?">Hello, my name is Star Kirby12. <span title="Perhaps my talk 2.0?">Chat first, ask questions later. Then let's do something! &bull;  Tobot?&bull; Some challenges?&bull; A few drafts and stuff? &bull;  02:01, 24 December 2012 (UTC)

IRC?
If you're still marginally active, I'd love it if you hopped on IRC. For old times.

(This is not an April Fools joke.)

--Tux (*** SERVICE NOTIFICATION *** clubpenguinwiki.info IS UP) 05:43, 1 April 2013 (UTC)

Yes, you were right, and i was wrong. I believe that this was the greatest of mistakes i have ever made. I will NEVER unban Feey again, you have my word.

-- User:Swiss Ninja  (My Talk Page) 14:29, 28 April 2013 (UTC)

I have the OOC rights
Hey, I adopted this article. I found it in the Orphaned pages page, so that gives me the OOC rights. I worked hard on this article. If you want to make an article about a city, take this or find one here. Asem har 13:18 1 June 2013 (PST)

P.S. This is what the OOC page said
 * If the holder of an article abandons the article, and another user greatly expands and improves the article, that user may seize OOC rights from the previous holder.

So that means I have the OOC rights. Asem har  Messages scare me  13:34 1 June 2013 (PST)

Rock Union
I know, you may not be active, and may not have time for this. But just listen.

I found the Rock Union, and I think that it should merge with Margate. What are your thoughts on it?

 Nick Tang10  Your firiendly Singaporean rollback, on the job 08:19, 7 June 2013 (UTC)

Evening
Are you up to come on IRC? Preferably, between 2:40pm PST - 12am PST? - Wonderweez  ( Talk ·  Contribs ) 03:56, 6 March 2014 (UTC)

Welcome back!
Hi AJ, welcome back to the wiki. Things don't seem to be as drama-filled as they used to be, in part the fact that TS only pops in every once in a while. <font face="comic sans ms"> Wanna Talk?   20:50, 24 September 2014 (UTC)

Good to hear! Hey, while you're here I wanted to ask you a question or two. First, I'm working on something, so I wanted to ask you- in your opinion, what are some of your most "notable" contributions to the wiki. It could be pages you created, pages you heavily expanded, or notable stories. In general, I'm trying to look for "notable" contributions that will be remembered by the wiki, but in some cases I couldn't find any very memorable contributions so I put the users' personal best contributions to the wiki. Sorry if that's confusing, sometimes I just don't know how to explain stuff.

Second, I'm not really focusing on it now, but eventually I'd like to remove all pages from this category whose adopters have left the wiki, or haven't made any effort to edit/expand/improve the pages for an extended period of time (numerous months, maybe more). Anyways, to the point, I'm pretty sure in the past I left pages alone that were adopted by you, because you still visit every so often. But, my question is- would it be alright with you if I removed your adoptions from pages in the future (or, do you ever plan on editing them again)? It's nothing personal, I just feel as though pages don't need an adoption template if their adopters are no longer here, or don't really contribute to the wiki anymore.

Thanks for the help. <font face="comic sans ms"> Wanna Talk?   21:58, 25 September 2014 (UTC)

YOU ALIVE!!!!!!!!
Back for editing?

Mectrixctic  Talk to me! See the articles I worked on. . see my edits! 19:55, 8 August 2015 (UTC)

Great! I took the adoption template of your adopted articles, but can put them back if you wish. Also I nominated you for WoF a while back. Corai's on there as well, since we felt like he was also snubbed and hasn't returned.

Mectrixctic  Talk to me! See the articles I worked on. . see my edits! 20:34, 8 August 2015 (UTC)

RE
(diff | hist). . User blog:TurtleShroom/Ultimatum‎; 04:42. . (+914)‎ . . ‎Agent Johnson (Talk | contribs)‎ (Whore of Babylon is a biblical reference, it's appropriate for the context of this argument. As far as I know, TurtleShroom is not a male prostitute, though I wouldn't rule it out as a potential future career option for him.)

Lol, you rekt him. -- Slender  Talk to me   08:59, 9 August 2015 (UTC)

IRC
Ok. When are you available?

-- User:Swiss Ninja  (My Talk Page) 16:18, 11 August 2015 (UTC)