User blog:Explorer 767/Pass-Along Story

You know the rules -- I'll start off with a story bit and any other user can continue the story by adding a comment.

One rule -- make it as RANDOM and OOC as possible.

Here goes!

One delightfully stupid morning, Mayor McFlapp was, for some reason, planting bombs all over Director Benny's house.

Director Benny woke up, suplexed McFlapp, and screamed, "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN TO MAH HOUSE"

"IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR, THAT'S WOT!"

With that, the crazy tern let out a huge LAZOR that knocked Benny and his house into next week.

Then McFlapp had to wait seven more days to PWN Benny again...

To be continued!

UPDATE: New rules.


 * The known world cannot end. This story will not end until everyone gets tired of commenting here.
 * Each new post must be relevant to the story in some way (i.e., same plotline & characters & setting, etc.). You can't jump off of the story and introduce new characters and settings.