User:CK/WikiSins/Calada, Eh?

2erZbM_00R8 Everything Wrong With Calada, Eh?  in  bytes or less Spoilers  (duh!)

Prologue
"Bro had spent very little time on Shops Island in the past month. The last time he stayed there for more than a week was when the Snoss had tried to nuke them in late January. Ever since then, he spent the last month traveling the Ninja Archipelago. He spent time in many places he had never looked into like Puffle'and, Frankterre, and Batavia. However, there were still many islands he hadn't visited yet that he planned to. Bro also spent some time with Clovis and Leonardo in Castilla for a week. He didn't spend time with the rest of the Hochstadt Gang because they were on a trip in Alemania. Bro had just returned home that day."

Narration... or is it exposition? Exposation? *ding*

"Bro had spent very little time on Shops Island in the past month. The last time he stayed there for more than a week was when the Snoss had tried to nuke them in late January."

Mentioning an adventure more interesting than this one. *ding*

Wait, it's in an actual story, Bro and the Hochstadts, so why did the Snoss get away with trying to nuke Shops but Yow was destroyed and annexed when they tried to do it just a few months later? Not technically this story but it still deserves a sin. *ding*

"Chill: "Yo Bro. Where the fuzz have you been for the past month?""

Where the fuzz. *ding*

"Chill: "Meh, same things as going crazy."

Grammar. *ding*

"Bro picked up a newspaper and read about how the military expansion was much more than "a bit", but he chose not to say anything in fear that his friends would tease them. He threw the newspaper in the firepit without hesitation. It burned up immediately."

Typo, "them" instead of "him". *ding* But also, if you're so fearful of your friends' ridicule that you're willing to throw a newspaper in the fire just to keep them from reading it, should you really be friends with these guys? *ding*

"Bro: "No, but I got tanked on cream soda while I was there. Man, is that stuff good!"

LMGT: "That stuff makes you tipsy! It's banned on Shops Island and to young kids like you for a reason!"

Bro: "Rules were made to be broken.""

Underage drinking! *ding*

"Bro, being the negligent owner he was, left Pheonix at home."

Leaving your puffle to run away or starve. *ding*

"Chill: "I still have a weird feeling about this. I heard Calada is a bit... off.""

That's racist. *ding*

"Pheonix: "What the fudge are these penguins doing here? And why is my base being ripped apart!?!""

What the fudge. *ding*

"Future-Bro: "Anyways, onto business. Where's Bro and his cronies going this time?""

Grammar. It should be "Where are", not "Where's". *ding*

"Pheonix: "Calada, eh.""

Rooooll credits. *ding*