User blog:HappyfaceWantsToTalk/BIG MOMMA TIME-Big Momma Walrus's blog.


 * 1) ROLEPLAY#
 * 2) CHARACTER:Big Momma Walrus#

ZOO WEE MAMA!!!

That's right, I have mah very own blog. I stole it from some crying Mwa Mwa. Don't it come crying to me, uh-uh.

Anyway, I've been having trouble with mah children. The Tusk King doesn't want me to have a favorite. So now, I must gve everyone a suga' cube. Plus that youngling, Haps, is disrespecting mah children. He better hush his mouth. Now I don't like to fight,but when I get angry, his green friend can't even beat me. I was trained by da best of da best. His name is Walrus1 and he's tha sweetest little thang.

Anyways, me and Big Daddy signed up for a TV show called Big Daddy and Big Momma plus 29. It will document our trips with our children, and the wars we fight against those fat penguins called the Mafia of Club Penguin.

I'm a bit mad at big Daddy. He hasn't been bringing home tha bacon.

AND MAH CHILDREN WANT BACON. WHEN MY CHILDREN WANT BACON, THEY SCREAM AND I HAVE TAH SPANK THEM. AND I HATE SPANKING MAH CHILDREN!!

Now, for anyone who is makin' fun of MAH children, I'll send Iron Walrus to get you.

--Big Momma Walrus