User talk:Austin8310/Archive 2

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Archived and Ghost Manipulator
I've archived your talk page, it's in the "Archive 1" link.

Okay, I'd like a picture of Kwiksilver (minus sunglasses) with the friendship bracelet on his right flipper and the Ghost Manipulator on the left flipper. Kwiksilver is the only person in the shot, you can see the whole of his body. He is standing still, holding a slightly transparent sword in his right flipper. Wisps of smokey-type stuff connect the sword to the Ghost Manipulator. The Ghost Manipulator itself is on his wrist. It is made of black metal. The display itself is glowing white, and the numbers 3RR07 are glowing black on both screens. About four beams of white light run from the Ghost Manipulator, wind around his arm and connect to the left side of his head. Kwiksilver's eyes have a silvery tinge to them.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS- Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.  01:05, 7 November 2010 (UTC)

New Idea Brainstorm
Hey, Austin, I came up with a new idea about the new idea. The War will go with the Allies (That's Snowzerland, the Viking Empire, Chi Con, maybe one of the Pengolias, and Liguria.) when they destroy SPC and end the USA. (I have a plan how to) since the government is destroyed, the states will go into panic, so they have no choice but to surrender to the Free Republics.....except for the Antarctic Peninsula and the Sub Antarctic. The Hochstadt Gang finally had realized that this was bad and that they shouldn't be doing this, so they created the Club Penguin Republic, which was run by the Moderators, a council, and with Billybob as the new president. SN get mad, and takes over and burns down the small capital town of Shiverpool, and rebuilds it into a grand city (parody of Liverpool, England). SN makes Shiverpool the capital of the Viceroyalty of Snoss Antarctica, a province that is the Antarctic Peninsula and a portion of Trans-Antarctica. The Viking Empire, and the Pengolias get the other land. Freezeland takes over the HF state. However, Freezeland and Dorkugal are very unhappy with SN and start fighting again. They start fighting over who should have CP isle, but the CP Republic intervenes, and All Antarctic Nations agree to join the Club Penguin Confederacy, the new High Penguin Confederacy.

Sorry if you don't understand all of this since i'm in a rush. please find ways for improving this if you can.

Gracias!

-- User:Swiss Ninja   Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually.  03:17, 9 November 2010 (UTC)

Oh, PS: Here's my proposed flag of Club Penguin. I want to reconnect our wiki towards Canon. Even if my idea doesn't fly, I still want this to be the flag of Club Penguin Island.



Re:Picture
Torso is fine, Austin. Thanks again. :)--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS- Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.  08:42, 14 November 2010 (UTC)

Secret Agents Plan
So like i said, my secret agents plan will revolve around Dave, Clovis, and Rookie and the missions they must take. Many obsticals will confront them, including SN, his Nuclear Project, the FBI and CIA, (and some others I can't think of right now)

Heh. It's fresh in my mind. Should I already start it and leave Traveling All of Antarctica?

-- User:Swiss Ninja   Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually.  03:34, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

The Story Behind Disney
Have you ever considered any of Walt Disney's stories to be scary? Well, then you're wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP7jYvVeO90&feature=player_embedded - Here in front of me was made by Walt Disney himself. It shows the horror of real life, and most of all, the American point of view of WWII. (Yeah, Disney was around back then)

Oh, and can you answer me about the Secret Agents stuff ^ on my talk page please? Thanks.

(Yes, It's Real!)

--Swiss Ninja 00:53, 21 November 2010 (UTC)

¡Ay no!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I have no time for continuing Traveling all of Antarctica. I don't want it to be forever since I have Ideas on a new story. AND PLEASE, WHY ARENT YOU EVER LEAVING MESSAGES ON MY TALK PAGE ANYMORE? I mean what happened? I didn't dissappear! I'm not trying to be rude, but at least try to answer my questions! You know I will fail and fall of a cliff if I am not guided in the right direction, and trust me, that's not good.

I want to start my new story as soon as possible, that's why I need to rush.

-- User:Swiss Ninja   Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually.  03:03, 22 November 2010 (UTC)

Nevermind that previous comment
Explorer convinced me very well not to rush my stories, so that 3 day deadline thing isn't going to be there, so I'm going to stick to my original plans for taking it easy and let the guys travel progressively without rush yet with obstacles.

-- User:Swiss Ninja   Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually.  03:30, 22 November 2010 (UTC)

Image
Hey, what do you think of this?



It's a Snoss Propaganda Poster, which is very common and inspiring in Snowzerland. Tell me what you think of it. (I know it's simple, it's my first one, TS said that he would make some too)

-- User:Swiss Ninja   Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually.  04:03, 25 November 2010 (UTC)

RE:Hey
I've been doing fine, thank you. So far I havn't been able to be on the IRC much thanks to ba bug in the Internet Explorer 9 beta, but I'm telling Microsoft so they should get it fixed soon. Those lightning brushes are something, eh? I even used one of them for the wound on XTUX's head! And it is great ot hear that ou are the editor of you school's newspaper. If you keep improving, you could be a graphics designer when you grow up.--XTUX is on teh job! 01:18, 30 November 2010 (UTC)

Excuse me...
Look at the infobox of Austin8310 and tell me what U think, K?--XTUX is on teh job! 01:32, 30 November 2010 (UTC)

RE:Cool
I downloaded that font from the internet, then installed it into GIMP's font folder. Pretty neat huh? I'm sure you could easily find it if U have been adding brushes lately.--XTUX is on teh job! 14:14, 30 November 2010 (UTC)

SN
Hey, in my latest chapter, i really gave SN a comeback, won't you think? For once, a Hochstadt Gang member is injured, which is Gottfried, who is the most vulnerable for injury (the armor!). Yet the others had injuries as well....except for S2, Piper, and Clovis, and for good reasons too.

-- User:Swiss Ninja   Come Talk to me. I'll Respond....Eventually.  01:34, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

OK. here, let me give you a look ahead. So Gottfried has severely injured his foot, both arms and ribcage, so he's out. Sancho is staying with Gottfried until he gets better. Fuut Ga joins then once they reach the mainland; Akbaboy is going to leave once they reach Finestade Land. Fuut Ga is then going to stay in SPC, now leaving THREE Hochstadts left. That would be Piper, S2, and Clovis. Sadly, I don't think Gottfried is going to heal fast enough, so he won't be able to make it to West Pengolia. Perhaps you should capture Piper when the Hochstadts visit Pengolia. Then it will pretty much be only two penguins left - S2, the (secretly) Hochstadt Gang Member who still pays loyalty to the Snoss, and Clovis, the (soon to be) EPF agent.....in my next story. And yes, hopefully Clovis will get a little expirence when he goes to Snowzerland.

-- User:Swiss Ninja   Come Talk to me. I'll Respond....Eventually.  00:31, 6 December 2010 (UTC)

Hey, I've got a request. Can you update and awesomeify the Viking Army images? (see the old wiki if you don't know what each looks like) I would like you to update their images and make them into brutal and powerful looking Viking Warriors. The only one I don't want you changing is the King and Jock Hochstadt. That's it. Thanks.

-- User:Swiss Ninja   Come Talk to me. I'll Respond....Eventually.  03:36, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

ok
OK. Well, I should have figured since you are practically NEVER on. It's just so funny since I am on the computer more than I was last year. and I get my homework done faster. Wait, aren't you homeschooled?????

-- User:Swiss Ninja   Come Talk to me. I'll Respond....Eventually.  01:22, 10 December 2010 (UTC)

P.S. - I hope at LEAST you'll be available for Winter Break. It's coming up real soon.............

No government is good?!
I'm not going to waste my time refuting something that stupid. Are you really that brainwashed by Leader? -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Drink cactus juice; it'll quench ya!      †          †       People pirate Phineas and Ferb episodes like a spanish galleon.    ――–    ―――――      18:44, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

New Idea
Hey Ausitn, i have hatched an idea. My next war story; The Snoss Civil War. It takes place during the 2030's. It's going to tel the story of SN turning into Pengvintine, SN's final Child who will become the successor of Snowzerland who will bring a golden age, The End of War Bots, and Maddieworld becoming the Wife of Flywish. I'll get into depth later.

--  02:08, 10 January 2011 (UTC)

OK...so, i'm going to make the war, but i am curious to know if Ausitn will still be around. I know Java will be, since in the future, SN is very powerful, and he's powerful enough to grant penguins immortality...which he can do. He's going to give it to the Hochstadt Gang as a curse, while Java gets it since he asked.

So basically, the war starts when an attempted Assasination takes place on Swiss by a USA asassin. SN is presumed dead, but survives. Thus, by now also, Griante is dead, as well. (Poisoned by Bellina) and the nation splits into two after a dispute, with Jsudsu tired of SN's rule....so the nation splits into the Snoss Confederacy, (led by Darth Swissius and the bounty hunters) and the Union of Snowzerland, lead by Chancellor Pengvintine, senator Maddieworld, and prime minister Jsudsu.

more coming up, gotta go..

--  01:46, 11 January 2011 (UTC)

Image
This isn't a request.

Remember when i used to mock you about you taking too long with making images? I tried making one for a change....out of scratch to see what it would be like.

Behold:



This is a picture of Clovis. I drew this by HAND, then took a picture of it, traced it, and then filled it in. I now understand how hard it is to make images like these. Anyways, this is officially my first hand drawn image.

--  05:18, 19 January 2011 (UTC)

Can you give me any details on the Cybervoid Proxy? I have seen your plan for it, but I was wondering if you could give me a more detailed account. I plan to get the ball rolling on it once more.

Thanks, -- THE SHEEP!  | FIGHTTHEPOWER!   ( Stuff I did and stuff ) 23:19, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

RE:
Thanks! I haven't been on in ages. What happened to the admins? Weren't you a Sysop? When TS repromotes me, I will put you back on, too. Tsk Tsk. I hate wiki glitches like sudden demotion...

--AM...

PS: What did I miss while I was gone?

Vote!
XTUX345 has proposed to change our logo. To vote for or against him please go to File talk:Wiki.png

IRC
COME ONTO IRC NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 23:54, 4 February 2011 (UTC)


 * I can't at the moment. Explorer's on the phone with me. :D


 * I will, though, come on when it's all said and done, how ever long that may be.


 * THIS, I SWEAR!


 * -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Grandma shouldn't pack heat.     †          †       Can I blame Bush this time?    ――–    ―――――      19:26, 5 February 2011 (UTC)  <BR />

RE: Absurd Mission
I like the idea, though I shouldn't integrate my character into your story, unless you really do want that, and allow me to do so explicitly. Outside of a cameo, I'm not fond of hijacking other peoples' work. Yet, your suggestions are brilliant. I'd either take the cactus juice plot or the lodging. -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Grandma shouldn't pack heat. <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">   †          †       <span title="I REPEAT MY MANTRA!">Can I blame Bush this time?  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="AH HEH HEH HEH HEH! IT'S PROFESSOR LIEBSTROM!!">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      22:58, 7 February 2011 (UTC) <br /.

Your Image
Thanks! It's really nice. However, I didn't say i wanted a transparent background, but a white background....I should have been more clearer on that. If i was to place that image on the Photoshop, the backgroud would be black and it would be hard to remove the image properly, but otherwise it's very good. :)

--  01:55, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

RE:Theme Song
OK, I'll be right on it!--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 00:03, 9 February 2011 (UTC)


 * Here it is:


 * [[File:Proposed Austin Theme.ogg]]


 * Enjoy. --XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 00:19, 9 February 2011 (UTC)

RE:GiF
Thanks! That's really kind of you!

I just hope TS doesn't mistake the red eletricity for blood, or else you could get in some major trouble. :P

--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 16:00, 9 February 2011 (UTC)
 * P.S. I nominated you for a spot on the wall of fame. You truely deserve it more then I do.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 16:12, 9 February 2011 (UTC)

IRC
COME ON IRC NAOW!!!--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 17:48, 10 February 2011 (UTC)

IRC
Please come back on. I just managed to miss you.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 00:35, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

IRC
Please PM me next time you go on IRC, so I'll know you're on.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 01:08, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

Hello :3
I'm, back again. :3 -- A Wizard is never late '''<sup style="background-color: Black; color:Gold;"> he arrives precisely when he means to!  14:49, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

RE:RE:Hey
Yeah the muli-classing picture was genius....

And yeah, I will start puting Diosus in some stories as soon as I finish redoing his article. BTW, whats new around the wiki? Anything I should know? New laws, admins, users? A Wizard is never late '''<sup style="background-color: Black; color:Gold;"> he arrives precisely when he means to!  15:58, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

Mysterious bus
WIN. If you want to give a synopsis, I'll use Fraz for the first time with you as my guinea pig!! Just write up to the point when he needs a lift, and I'll do the rest. -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  <span title="CURSE YOU, WATCHING PHINEAS AND FERB AT DAWN!">He had the gall to write his name on my mother! <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">   †          †       <span title="Quickly everyone, let us get going to the keyboards and write the stories!!">...-but forget about that. Now we shall make play by doing the typing of the articles, yah!  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="AH HEH HEH HEH HEH! IT'S PROFESSOR LIEBSTROM!!">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      20:16, 20 February 2011 (UTC) <BR /> <BR />

IRC
It's Sunday and I am not at my home computer. I won't be on there for a while, and this console only has the most basic IRC system. I am also expecting a visit by my Prior Commitment, and there's church at 5:30 PM. -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  <span title="CURSE YOU, WATCHING PHINEAS AND FERB AT DAWN!">He had the gall to write his name on my mother! <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">   †          †       <span title="Quickly everyone, let us get going to the keyboards and write the stories!!">...-but forget about that. Now we shall make play by doing the typing of the articles, yah!  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="AH HEH HEH HEH HEH! IT'S PROFESSOR LIEBSTROM!!">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      20:16, 20 February 2011 (UTC) <BR /> <BR />

Dont rush
Oh no, don't rush. I'll just write how they save the hochstadts and stuff. You can read it so you know where you are headed, alright?

--  02:06, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

Image Request
Well apparently 2 months ago I had asked XTUX to design some images depicting the Three Fruits of Happiness. After 2 months it was obvious he turned me down or simply ignored me. So I was hoping you might be able to complete the task XTUX never began. <font face="" color="orange">Icmer In <font face="" color="yellow">Nyc The best way to eat pie is to throw it at someone's face.  My contributions 21:06, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

RE: One Score
Austin, in time, a "score" is twenty years.

As for Wisconsin, I guess Phineas and Ferb's Candace can tell you about what to do to those unions better than I can.

"BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM BUST 'EM!!!! {psychotic laugh}"

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  <span title="Yes we do, Iran... yes we do...">Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes. <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">   †          †       <span title="...-and yes, her emo poetry was required reading in Language arts.">I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo.  <span style="color: white !important;">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      19:51, 25 February 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: Wisconsin.

Actually, a score just means twenty. Like a dozen is twelve. Scores are just counting units, not units of time or anything.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( <span title="Guaranteed to cause severe lacerations and property damage!">THE DEFENESTRATOR...inator.  )   <span title="Behold if you dare!">v   •  [ <span title="Tweak if you dare!">e ]  21:51, 25 February 2011 (UTC)

Character Turning Evil Idea
Okay I had this crazy Idea to make Diosus an evil wizard instead of good. I know this would involve alot of rewriting my article, but heck ive done it what, twice already? And its not like its gunna affect any stories cause hes not in any yet. The fact is, my character just isint that good, its not good like everyone elses. And there are already are a few powerful wizard like characters, take Berundugus for example. But i'm yet to find an evil wizard yet. The cool thing about evil characters, is they dont have to wait around to be invited by other more popular good characters to go on a quest to defeat the forces of evil, they just kidnap the princess, hide her in some god forsaken creepy castle, and start up a great big comotion. Anyhow wanna know what you think. Just an idea. A Wizard is never late '''<sup style="background-color: Black; color:Gold;"> he arrives precisely when he means to!  22:13, 25 February 2011 (UTC)

Wizards not Welcome
Okay, not exactly sure why I was stupid enough to make my character a wizard in the first place. The thing is, Explorer made magic a UP item. Thus, no one accept for its users generally can know about it. This makes having your character in stories impossible, or knowing other characters impossible. So, this means i'm going to have rewriting my character pretty much entirely. Not sure where to go, but thanks to Explorer, I cant be a wizard D:. I could always try the world conquest thing again, but that didint EXACTLY turn out that well, pluss SN is pretty much dominating that sector at the moment, mostly because he has other user's main characters backing him up. Anyhow, any ideas :3? A Wizard is never late '''<sup style="background-color: Black; color:Gold;"> he arrives precisely when he means to!  16:18, 26 February 2011 (UTC)

Mecha Goons
TS wants to change it so that the Mecha Goons has a larger number of recruits (possibly hundreds), and that the lower recruits (we'll put the original ones in an elite circle) do a lot of the fieldwork. Basically, he's scrapping the idea of the Shock Team (Fireaxe Goon, Das Kapibble, and Hammer Goon).

Just wondering what your input was (seeing as you have the other half of the rights to Mecha Baron and the gang). For the record, I disagree with it.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( <span title="Guaranteed to cause severe lacerations and property damage!">THE DEFENESTRATOR...inator.  )   <span title="Behold if you dare!">v   •  [ <span title="Tweak if you dare!">e ]  21:56, 26 February 2011 (UTC)

Simoutaneousness
IDK Austin....I just knew within myself that doing this simoutaneously was a bad idea. The IRC is acting up and i cant get on. I'll try later. Anyways, I hold OOC rights to the Hochstadt Gang anyways....so IDK...I let you use them...so you know.....I can determine if it is OOC or not for them to do so. IDK. I now really wish this didn't happen....man....now this...my life...man..so much pressure......

--  00:55, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

RE: Shock Team
I'm not scrapping the Shock Team. You didn't read the last part, where the "Shock Team" works alongside and together with the lower minions, instead of just administering. They do as much field work as the subordinates. Problem solved.

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  <span title="Yes we do, Iran... yes we do...">Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes. <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">   †          †       <span title="...-and yes, her emo poetry was required reading in Language arts.">I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo.  <span style="color: white !important;">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      01:00, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

The ransom
Can Jock and PIper be ransomed? I know you first planned Yilk and piper to, but can you make some name confusion occur and they release Jock and Piper instead???

and finally i just need you to have fuut ga find a way to escape barely. :P

--  02:42, 1 March 2011 (UTC)

PS....XTUX and I are now buddies on Skype! you should join too!

The ransom
Can Jock and PIper be ransomed? I know you first planned Yilk and piper to, but can you make some name confusion occur and they release Jock and Piper instead???

and finally i just need you to have fuut ga find a way to escape barely. :P

--  02:42, 1 March 2011 (UTC)

PS....XTUX and I are now buddies on Skype! you should join too!

BTW, Clovis, Leonardo, and Dave don't get captured...please do read EPF Agents since it shows the link to The Absurd mission.

anyways, they bring back Jock and PIper to meet King Carlos....

--  03:32, 1 March 2011 (UTC)

RE: Pengolia
Here's the only continuity I've ever decreed in regards to Pengolia:


 * The Pengolia as we know it today was founded in 2003 by Penghis Khan and admitted into the Union hesitantly.


 * Before that, I never really decreed any continuity, except that it was where Khanzem traces it origins and that its current borders are due to Khanzem.


 * Other minor decrees are that Pengolia has few paved roads and is largely consisted of nomads, except for Penghis Khan, who has this huge palace.


 * Pengolians hate High Penguins.


 * Pengolia's "judiciary" is Penghis Khan. He is both court of first instance and Supreme Court. Everything in the government is Penghis Khan, and Penghis Khan is the government. Absolute, total, and unquestionable control over everything in the state.


 * West Pengolia is poor and third-world, largely.


 * The fish slapping is an age-old trait that was largely because hackers and villains landed on the Pengolian shores. The Khanz defended themselves with their only weapons.


 * Pengolia was supposed to be a parody of Mongolia.


 * Pengolia is a windswept, rocky, mountainous area that is very unfriendly and inhospitable. The Khanz are a gruff race of warriors because they live in a cruel, unforgiving landscape.


 * The Steel Drapes have a one-way, four-lane highway on each side. Guards patrol this area on both realms. West Pengolian patrol guards carry fish, East Pengolian patrol guards carry sickles.


 * At the top of the border is a Checkpoint.


 * Pengolian_roadmap.png


 * Pengolia and Khanzem both strippd anything democratic from the country. There is nothing democratic about Pengolia.


 * The state budget of Pengolia is low and the roads are horribly unkept. Pengolians live in clans/tribes and most roam the state.


 * There are cities every now and then, whose mayors are like kings (and considered royals) in that they have total control over their jurisdiction. Between mayors and Penghis, there is nothing. This may not have always been the case.


 * The Khanz are the majority population in Pengolia.


 * Dissent against Penghis Khan is rare. Most Khanz are too busy managing their own lives to give a rip about their government. HOWEVER, the royal gaurds and elite class of Pengolians don't like him.

I will grant you the permission to revise Pengolia's pre-2003/post-Khanzem history and its pre-Khanzem history ON THESE CONDITIONS.


 * You will make attempts to parody and reference Mongolian history in all aspects you can, except for the fact that the Mongols ran over the continent. At no time did Pengolia ever dominate anything except its current land, save in Khazem.


 * Between Khanzem and Penghis Khan, and before Khanzem, you must make attempts to parody Mongolia's governmenmt as the government of Pengolia.


 * You will, as ordere, maintain all continuity already set above, AND, you will make efforts to parody Mongolia.


 * You can use any part of Mongolia's history for any time period. Modern Mongolia could have been 100 BC and Imperial Mongolia could be 1971, for all I care.


 * You just have to frequently parody Mongolia. Somehow.

Also, I have the right to change things I don't like and help you at whim.

If you accept these conditions, you may begin writing the unwritten histories of Pengolia.

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes, and if they do, I'll just laugh at them and make more nukes. <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">   †          †       <span title="Heis officially a hero of mine! Bust those unions!">GOVERNOR SCOTT WALKER IS TEH ÜBERZ  <span style="color: white !important;">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      20:49, 3 March 2011 (UTC)

Looks like we can go ahead with the Pengolian history revamp.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 21:21, 3 March 2011 (UTC)

SNOSS ARMY POWER
Behold, my latest and greatest airplane creation:



The Swisserschmitt.

It's the awesomest airplane in the Snoss Army and the RDA Trooper Army. It has a total of 5 gun turrets, two on the wings, two along the sides of the plane, and one on the tip of the plane. It's a high class airplane that the Snoss are proud to obtain.

So what do you think of it? Anyways, you can always use this image if you want to...you know...put Austin or the Bounty Hunters in it.

Yes, the guy in the Swisserschmitt is an RDA Trooper Pilot.

--  02:48, 6 March 2011 (UTC)

Image Request
As an effort to get my Euro countries get more involved, I would like to ask you, Austin, to make the Batavian Soldier for me.

Can you please base them off of these Dutch Soldiers:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Het_zevende_bataljon_tot_de_aanval_oprukkend.jpg

and another example would be here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nicolaas_Pieneman_-_The_Submission_of_Prince_Dipo_Negoro_to_General_De_Kock.jpg

Also, to mix things up a bit, please give the Batavian Soldier a Bayonet Musket. Yes, a musket with a bayonet on it, not a sword.

Thanks. Batavia will also now be involved.

--  03:11, 10 March 2011 (UTC)

Image Request
As an effort to get my Euro countries get more involved, I would like to ask you, Austin, to make the Batavian Soldier for me.

Can you please base them off of these Dutch Soldiers:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Het_zevende_bataljon_tot_de_aanval_oprukkend.jpg

and another example would be here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nicolaas_Pieneman_-_The_Submission_of_Prince_Dipo_Negoro_to_General_De_Kock.jpg

Also, to mix things up a bit, please give the Batavian Soldier a Bayonet Musket. Yes, a musket with a bayonet on it, not a sword.

Thanks. Batavia will also now be involved.

--  03:11, 10 March 2011 (UTC)

Update:

I was able to make this for the Batavian Soldier. If you want you can also make another Batavian Soldier that looks similar to this one if you have time. (That picture was originally supposed to be the Snoss Navy Officer, but then i decided the RDA or regular army can take care of that...)



--  03:51, 10 March 2011 (UTC)

Bureaucrat
Austin, I can't believe that you referenced It Needs More Balalaika! in your story! I thought everyone forgot it, and there, right there, comes a cowbell/balalaika reference!

Austin, I don't care about consensus. You're a bureaucrat now. You've more than earned it.

I9AHEXAcwao

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RE: The Escape
I just made some changes to the way Small-Fins McKlowsky is portrayed in The Escape. Any other help you need on involving The Facility or Small-Fins, etc. then ask. P.S. If we're on at the same time, let's meet up on IRC (if you can). --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  Somebody tell'em I run dis ting! ) 19:55, 11 March 2011 (UTC)

RE: IRC
I'm actually about to go back to sleep, having done my homework, and I don't want to fight on the console until after the Entitlements blow through. -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  STROM THURMOND <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †          †       <span title="Well, at least it'll make a good song.">Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="Here Wikia leaders, have a cookie. They are not poison.">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      15:54, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

RE: RE: IRC
Austin, if you want me, I'm on. :)

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  STROM THURMOND <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †          †       <span title="Well, at least it'll make a good song.">Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="Here Wikia leaders, have a cookie. They are not poison.">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      16:29, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

New Story.
You offended me when you told me to quit. I wanted to help the common welfare, but i can see people like you still think i'm like my character user. I want to help others. :( Anyways, I'm going to pull out of politics for a little bit and start that new story i was planning on making.

The Adventures of Piper and Leonardo. IDK, can i use Ausitn in there? Because if so, he's going to play an important role in it.

--  00:50, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

PS: Congratz on being a Bureaucrat. You're living my dreams, kid...

Hello!
Hello! You may not know me, because I am new here. However, I have an image request for Jérome Michaud. I just want any old image that looks like him. The description can be found on the article. Thanks in advance!

Amystars12 13:45, 18 March 2011 (UTC)

Re:New Pic
Sure, I'll be happy to work on it. The image is really good, and I don't think it'll need a huge amount of work.

--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 14:04, 18 March 2011 (UTC)

P.S. Don't worry, I won't use that rainbow supernova background. I mainly use it for comic book-style images and superhero potraits.

Pic
Hi Austin.

For the Unknospe article, could you create a better image? 'Cos my best images are made using paint.

See ya :)

--<font face = "Georgia" color = "green">This is LMGT's siggy!!! How fascinating! 16:05, 18 March 2011 (UTC)

Image Request
Yeah. Hey. To complete the "European Imperialist" group, i need you to make a Batavian Soldier for me. (I put a default picture on it's military page, it should look like that too, except change the hat..) Actually, i meant this picture. make one similar to this one but add some of the dutch soldier details like in the other pictures as well:



The soldier should basically look like this:



and for the front part of the soldier, go here: THE SOLDIER IS IN THE DOORWAY; THE ONE WITH THE TALL HAT

[HERE

Oh, and instead of that sword you always make, can the soldier be holding a 1800's musket rifle please? Please Austin, this is very important....

--  01:49, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

Can you please answer to that?

Vincent
OK. Here's my plan for TAPL. Vincent does get fired...and he sides with the puffles and helps them escape, but he eventually gets killed....

I'll suprise you on that.

--  00:52, 27 March 2011 (UTC)

RE: Rocket Jump
I am amused. Asian nerds for the win.

That boy will be parodied.

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Re:Character picture
Sure, I'll give it a shot. Just to let you know you may have to wait for a bit, as I'm currently doing the Coffee Shop Barista (from canonical CP).--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 15:50, 30 March 2011 (UTC)

RE:
Are you sure you want to change his clothing? I kinda like him the way he is, =P --XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 18:40, 30 March 2011 (UTC)

Gossip Magazine


What do you think?--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 23:27, 30 March 2011 (UTC)

Your image


Here is the image you ordered. You like it?--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 16:26, 31 March 2011 (UTC)

The Great Imperialist War I


Remember the plan about having Castilla, Batavia, and the German States Unite? Well, after i'm done with the story of TAPL, i will begin the Great Imperialist War I. Details will be coming soon; I do think we should work together in this...I think our work will be better if we do work together in this. And yes, Austin will be working together with Clovis, Piper, Leonardo, and Jock for once without any capturing.... but only those characters because they live in Castilla.

Just remember that after you finish your current story and i finish mine, that we're going to start the Imperialist wars. deal?

--  02:54, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

:/
Well, it is you who is wrong! Snowzerland has a super duper army that is way capable of taking on the USA. ESPECIALLY WITH THE POWERFUL NATION OF CASTILLA AND IT'S SUPERWEAPON, the USA has met their match. It is you who are uninformed on how powerful Snowzerland is. And alas, I said that we work better as a team.....

Meanwhile, Clovis and his other castillan buddies do not like working with the snoss as well, but not everyone gets what they want except for the kaiser...

You're going to miss out.... But can I use Austin anyways?

--  23:11, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

Ps ... The triple X missiles can be EASILY repelled, and with the Mega Cub Type 1 Warplane, the USA is going to have to put up a HARD fight....you easily underestimate this yet I HAVE COMMON SENSE TOO!!!!!

Swiss I'm not sure how they will be able to cope. For sake, the USA has largely modern technology while the Snoss have some modern tech, the Batavi was 15th to 17th century muskets and and the Castillans still uses swords. The Batavi and Castillans would be slaughtered.

Also, request from Sancho; Polaris isn't involved.-- Agent Johnson |  I'm Brit-ish and cause of that, I'm Liberal.  23:21, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

Gerald
We really need to figure out this guy's background. If only TS would help. =\  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( <span title="WHAT LAWN?!">WITNESS, TESTIFYYYYYYYYY  )   <span title="Behold if you dare!">v   <span title="No trivia today, folks. =\">•  [ <span title="Tweak if you dare!">e ]  00:37, 3 April 2011 (UTC)

Snoss-Castillan War


See this? This is Castilla's new weapon, created by Piper and Leonardo themselves. It is now going to be the main player in the Snoss-Castillan War, which is going to be basically a war between the German States and the Castillan Empire. Fortunately, since Snowzerland already had enough damage, Castilla and Snowzerland will not be fighting on their own lands, but they will be fighting on lands that are not their own......unconquered and umimportant islands that will either be Snoss or Castillan depending on who is the victor. Batavia will also participate on the Castillan side, and well...Liguria will stay neutral in this, while Frankterre is part of Batavia.

So...what do you think?

PS: Please give me a list of Unimportant (LQA) islands you think would be OK for me to conquer either for Snowzerland, Batavia, or Castilla.

--  03:08, 3 April 2011 (UTC)

BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE MOTHER OF ALL CHAT LOGS
[2011-04-03 16:21:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> AND WE BREATHE THEIR CRAP

[2011-04-03 16:21:27] <SnoopingGil|Away> THEIR DAY CRAP

[2011-04-03 16:21:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> I MUST STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS.

[2011-04-03 16:21:46] <AeroNachos> Again:Can we stop talking about plants engaging in the consumption of their own stool?

[2011-04-03 16:22:00] <SnoopingGil|Away> So right now we're inhaling the crap of thousands of little sea algae....

[2011-04-03 16:22:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....

[2011-04-03 16:22:03] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....STOP.

[2011-04-03 16:22:06] <AeroNachos> ..............................

[2011-04-03 16:22:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> TURTLESHROOM

[2011-04-03 16:22:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> AUSTIN

[2011-04-03 16:22:23] <SnoopingGil|Away> WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT GERALD

[2011-04-03 16:22:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> GERLAD DERALG GLADER

[2011-04-03 16:22:36] <Austin8310> ...

[2011-04-03 16:22:42] <Austin8310> Suspended animation is fine.

[2011-04-03 16:22:45] <AeroNachos> The Polarian.

[2011-04-03 16:22:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> What happens when he thaws?

[2011-04-03 16:22:54] <Austin8310> Meets Mark.

[2011-04-03 16:22:59] <Austin8310> High Penguin Confederacy.

[2011-04-03 16:23:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> Uh...

[2011-04-03 16:23:05] <Austin8310> Becomes train robber.

[2011-04-03 16:23:07] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...it was Olde Antarctica, Austin.

[2011-04-03 16:23:12] <Austin8310> ARGH WHATEVER

[2011-04-03 16:23:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS?

[2011-04-03 16:23:14] <AeroNachos> I think Gerald is a way of making Polaris look bad.

[2011-04-03 16:23:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> You on?

[2011-04-03 16:23:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> Gerald isn't Polarian.

[2011-04-03 16:23:20] <Austin8310> He's reading my article.

[2011-04-03 16:23:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> =|

[2011-04-03 16:23:23] -->| EternalMagma (~EternalTr@92.3.229.252) has joined #clubpenguinfanon

[2011-04-03 16:23:23] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +o EternalMagma by ChanServ

[2011-04-03 16:23:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> Markis.

[2011-04-03 16:23:28] <EternalMagma> WHO HERE LIKES HAMMERS

[2011-04-03 16:23:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark is*

[2011-04-03 16:23:29] <Austin8310> Gerald has nothing to do with Polaris. At all.

[2011-04-03 16:23:29] <EternalMagma> FROM SSBB

[2011-04-03 16:23:33] <Austin8310> I like hammers.

[2011-04-03 16:23:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> I LIKE HAMMER KIRBY

[2011-04-03 16:23:42] <Austin8310> Except for when someone else has a hammer.

[2011-04-03 16:23:45] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v Austin8310 by SnoopingGil|Away

[2011-04-03 16:23:50] <EternalMagma> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cy1_EO3XKY

[2011-04-03 16:23:51] <SnoopingGil|Away> Or when you get a Headless Hammer.

[2011-04-03 16:23:52] <EternalMagma> THERE

[2011-04-03 16:23:52] <Austin8310> And when somebody got a hammer and a timer, it was a slaughter.

[2011-04-03 16:23:55] <SnoopingGil|Away> Or a Golden Squeaky.

[2011-04-03 16:23:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> O_O

[2011-04-03 16:23:58] <AeroNachos> TurtleShroom: Est-ce que tu est en ligne?

[2011-04-03 16:23:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> OUCH.

[2011-04-03 16:23:59] <Austin8310> "OH CRAP I GOTTA GET AWAY FROM THAT HAMMER"

[2011-04-03 16:24:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> OUCH.

[2011-04-03 16:24:02] <Austin8310> "OH CRUD I'M GOING SLOW"

[2011-04-03 16:24:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> I pity you.

[2011-04-03 16:24:14] <Austin8310> "OH CRUD I HAVE 50% DAMAGE"

[2011-04-03 16:24:17] <Austin8310> (gets owned)

[2011-04-03 16:24:21] <AeroNachos> Pourquoi?

[2011-04-03 16:24:54] <EternalMagma> So yeah

[2011-04-03 16:24:55] <EternalMagma> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cy1_EO3XKY

[2011-04-03 16:25:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....

[2011-04-03 16:25:29] <Austin8310> That's cool.

[2011-04-03 16:25:30] <SnoopingGil|Away> OH YOU FINISHED IT

[2011-04-03 16:25:37] <EternalMagma> I HAD TO UPLOAD IT

[2011-04-03 16:25:39] <EternalMagma> 4 TIMES

[2011-04-03 16:25:40] <Austin8310> Finished what?

[2011-04-03 16:25:40] <EternalMagma> RENDER IT

[2011-04-03 16:25:42] <EternalMagma> 3 TIMES

[2011-04-03 16:25:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 16:25:56] <EternalMagma> You have no idea how frustrating it was to get Nyammer onto YouTube

[2011-04-03 16:25:58] <TurtleShroom> "I always wear a bulletproof vest after I wrestled Herbert to get his autograph!"

[2011-04-03 16:26:05] <TurtleShroom> Wrestling bears = auto-win

[2011-04-03 16:26:24] <EternalMagma> On Tekken you can fight people as a bear

[2011-04-03 16:26:27] <EternalMagma> and also a panda

[2011-04-03 16:26:30] <EternalMagma> and a kangaroo

[2011-04-03 16:26:34] <Ninjinian> Nice video EternalMagma

[2011-04-03 16:26:36] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS

[2011-04-03 16:26:37] <EternalMagma> Thanks

[2011-04-03 16:26:38] <SnoopingGil|Away> YOU'RE BACK

[2011-04-03 16:26:39] <Austin8310> If I was to enter every single great one-liner into the Feautred Quotes, the page would be like 54k long.

[2011-04-03 16:26:40] <TurtleShroom> Then XTUX broke the fourth wall...

[2011-04-03 16:26:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> GERALD

[2011-04-03 16:26:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> NAOUGHW

[2011-04-03 16:26:47] <SnoopingGil|Away> AUSTIN

[2011-04-03 16:26:49] <TurtleShroom> Metroid...

[2011-04-03 16:26:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> RECITE YOUR IDEA

[2011-04-03 16:26:55] <Austin8310> TS knows my idea.

[2011-04-03 16:26:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> Oh.

[2011-04-03 16:27:00] <AeroNachos> I know how to implement Polaris' Train Station..

[2011-04-03 16:27:04] <SnoopingGil|Away> HOW DOES GERALD MEET MARK?

[2011-04-03 16:27:08] <TurtleShroom> Something about suspended animation.

[2011-04-03 16:27:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> And how does he become a burglar?

[2011-04-03 16:27:11] <Austin8310> Blah blah blah suspended animation meets Mark robs stuff become bffs.

[2011-04-03 16:27:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay...

[2011-04-03 16:27:15] <TurtleShroom> I have no idea. I say lifetime friends.

[2011-04-03 16:27:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> No.

[2011-04-03 16:27:24] <Austin8310> Let's just say Mark unfroze him.

[2011-04-03 16:27:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> If he was in suspended animation, they wouldn't be.

[2011-04-03 16:27:31] <Austin8310> DING. Insta-friend.

[2011-04-03 16:27:32] <AeroNachos> It'll be a huge 560 ft. tall skycraper with 12 platforms and 23 tracks.

[2011-04-03 16:27:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> But they would be friends for a long time.

[2011-04-03 16:27:39] <SnoopingGil|Away> Huh.

[2011-04-03 16:27:40] <Austin8310> Of couse.

[2011-04-03 16:27:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay...

[2011-04-03 16:27:41] <AeroNachos> Except those tracks are underground.

[2011-04-03 16:27:42] <Austin8310> Course.

[2011-04-03 16:27:43] <TurtleShroom> How? ..-and he wasn't cryogenically frozen. He was SUSPENDED ANIMATION.

[2011-04-03 16:27:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...so Mark somehow finds his little stasis pod.

[2011-04-03 16:27:55] <Austin8310> WHATEVER I DON'T CARE

[2011-04-03 16:27:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> Where is it?

[2011-04-03 16:28:00] <TurtleShroom> I don't know!

[2011-04-03 16:28:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> Remember, this is in Colonial Antarctica.

[2011-04-03 16:28:02] <Austin8310> IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

[2011-04-03 16:28:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> Probably near the end of Colonial Antarctica.

[2011-04-03 16:28:15] <TurtleShroom> Use an old article.

[2011-04-03 16:28:20] <TurtleShroom> Something really underused.

[2011-04-03 16:28:21] <AeroNachos> They meet at an airport.

[2011-04-03 16:28:24] <AeroNachos> :P

[2011-04-03 16:28:25] <Austin8310> Hey, that ryhmed! And was disturbing!

[2011-04-03 16:28:27] <SnoopingGil|Away> Because Mark is about thirty.

[2011-04-03 16:28:32] <Austin8310> WHATEVER I DON'T CARE

[2011-04-03 16:28:36] <Austin8310> Explorer: Where is it?"

[2011-04-03 16:28:40] <Austin8310> IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

[2011-04-03 16:28:43] <SnoopingGil|Away> O_O

[2011-04-03 16:28:44] <Austin8310> -_-

[2011-04-03 16:28:44] <AeroNachos> They sit beside one another on a commuter flight?

[2011-04-03 16:28:55] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 16:28:56] |<-- EternalMagma has left freenode (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.16/20110319135224])

[2011-04-03 16:28:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...where are we?

[2011-04-03 16:28:59] <Austin8310> People usually don't like people they sit next to.

[2011-04-03 16:29:01] <TurtleShroom> I'VE GOT IT.

[2011-04-03 16:29:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> ORGANIZE THIS.

[2011-04-03 16:29:04] <Austin8310> "HEY I TELL BORING GOLF STORIES"

[2011-04-03 16:29:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> GOOD.

[2011-04-03 16:29:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> STATE YOUR IDEA

[2011-04-03 16:29:19] <TurtleShroom> THE STASIS TUBE IS IN THE SUPPLY SHOP.

[2011-04-03 16:29:31] <AeroNachos> I sat next to my dad while going to the Philippines. Does that make me hate him?

[2011-04-03 16:29:38] <AeroNachos> Then..

[2011-04-03 16:29:40] <Austin8310> No.

[2011-04-03 16:29:41] <TurtleShroom> Marky S. McPengy has had it in the storage area for years. He thought it was a cool decoration or something.

[2011-04-03 16:29:44] <AeroNachos> They could meet at a DMV.

[2011-04-03 16:29:45] <SnoopingGil|Away> O_O

[2011-04-03 16:29:57] <Austin8310> But normally, flight partners you don't know aren't that great.

[2011-04-03 16:30:05] <Austin8310> "Hey I'm a fat guy and I'm taking all of ur seatz"

[2011-04-03 16:30:14] <TurtleShroom> He never thought of unhooking it. Before it was the Supply Shop, it was some testing grounds.

[2011-04-03 16:30:18] <AeroNachos> They usually book two seats.

[2011-04-03 16:30:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS...

[2011-04-03 16:30:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> =|

[2011-04-03 16:30:23] <TurtleShroom> It was there when he bought the property.

[2011-04-03 16:30:35] <TurtleShroom> Marky kept it after he opened the shop!'

[2011-04-03 16:30:43] <TurtleShroom> It's a great conversation icebreaker.

[2011-04-03 16:30:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 16:30:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> ?

[2011-04-03 16:30:57] <Austin8310> ...no.

[2011-04-03 16:31:01] <TurtleShroom> He's kept it nice and maintained. It's a tourist attraction.

[2011-04-03 16:31:12] <Austin8310> "I'VE GOT A RANDOM RARE PUFFLE FROZEN IN SUSPENDED ANIMATIONZ"

[2011-04-03 16:31:16] <SnoopingGil|Away> =|

[2011-04-03 16:31:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 16:31:30] <Austin8310> And his last name actually McPengy?

[2011-04-03 16:31:32] <TurtleShroom> It brings customers and helps him stay afloat even though Morshu gets more business.

[2011-04-03 16:31:32] <Austin8310> Mark's?

[2011-04-03 16:31:32] <TurtleShroom> Yes.

[2011-04-03 16:31:38] <TurtleShroom> He's grandfathered from days gone by.

[2011-04-03 16:31:42] <SnoopingGil|Away> No.

[2011-04-03 16:31:47] <TurtleShroom> OH COME ON

[2011-04-03 16:31:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> He means Marky McPengy.

[2011-04-03 16:31:54] <Austin8310> Who's that?

[2011-04-03 16:31:55] <TurtleShroom> MORSHU IS NEXT DOOR.

[2011-04-03 16:32:00] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS, we're not going to throw him in just like that.

[2011-04-03 16:32:05] <TurtleShroom> AAWWWWWWWWWWWW

[2011-04-03 16:32:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> It's meaningless.

[2011-04-03 16:32:16] <TurtleShroom> Well, it finally gives the Supply Shop purpose, a background, and a use.

[2011-04-03 16:32:21] <TurtleShroom> It'll expand the article beyond LQA...

[2011-04-03 16:32:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> No.

[2011-04-03 16:32:37] <SnoopingGil|Away> The Supply Shop has NOTHING to do with Gerald.

[2011-04-03 16:32:41] <TurtleShroom> WHO CARES?

[2011-04-03 16:32:43] <TurtleShroom> MAKE IT.

[2011-04-03 16:32:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> NO.

[2011-04-03 16:32:49] <TurtleShroom> WHY NOT?!

[2011-04-03 16:32:50] <AeroNachos> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyU9OLqQ8XA&feature=fvsr <--I'm planning for this to be like Polaris, just with 500 ft. tall skyscrapers.

[2011-04-03 16:33:07] <SnoopingGil|Away> Because it doesn't fit.

[2011-04-03 16:33:11] <TurtleShroom> THEN MAKE IT FIT.

[2011-04-03 16:33:13] <Austin8310> Yeah.

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[2011-04-03 16:33:19] <TurtleShroom> THEY SAID FRANKIE FOSTER DIDN'T FIT IN THE BOX DIMENSION.

[2011-04-03 16:33:20] <Austin8310> Oh, I have a good idea for the Poppy Bros.

[2011-04-03 16:33:23] <TurtleShroom> ...-BUT I DID IT.

[2011-04-03 16:33:24] <BatteringRam> ?

[2011-04-03 16:33:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> We're not going to do random plot acrobatics just to make it fit.

[2011-04-03 16:33:27] <Austin8310> They're Amish Terrorists who hate the dorkuguese.

[2011-04-03 16:33:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> You did it SMOOTHLY.

[2011-04-03 16:33:33] <Austin8310> Because of their technology.

[2011-04-03 16:33:34] <BatteringRam> Pocketwatch!

[2011-04-03 16:33:37] <Austin8310> And they build bombs well.

[2011-04-03 16:33:39] <TurtleShroom> Streber terrorists FTW.

[2011-04-03 16:33:40] <AeroNachos> Amish terrorists?

[2011-04-03 16:33:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> We're not doing random plot acrobatics.

[2011-04-03 16:33:47] <Austin8310> And wear funny clothing. Voila. Poppy Bros. Parody.

[2011-04-03 16:33:50] <TurtleShroom> Explorer, that's how I /write/.

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[2011-04-03 16:33:51] <SnoopingGil|Away> EVERYBODY FOCUS

[2011-04-03 16:33:58] <BatteringRam> Pocketwatch darnit

[2011-04-03 16:34:04] <SnoopingGil|Away> Because, if you focus, you can do anything. =P

[2011-04-03 16:34:08] <Austin8310> I finally finished the story by reading superfast a while back.

[2011-04-03 16:34:13] <BatteringRam> What are we focusing on?

[2011-04-03 16:34:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

[2011-04-03 16:34:20] <Austin8310> "ANDSOINATETHEGREATFOUNDABORINGBEACHBAGTHEEND"

[2011-04-03 16:34:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> Jk.

[2011-04-03 16:34:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 16:34:30] <SnoopingGil|Away> I was going to suggest that.

[2011-04-03 16:34:33] <TurtleShroom> Explorer, all I ever do is write insanity. If I had the grammar of Mark X, I'd Be Kicked In A Second.

[2011-04-03 16:34:35] <BatteringRam> I just fitting happy too into my game

[2011-04-03 16:34:41] <BatteringRam> everything is going swimmingly

[2011-04-03 16:34:42] <SnoopingGil|Away> Anyway...

[2011-04-03 16:34:43] <TurtleShroom> What I do is just odd.

[2011-04-03 16:34:45] <Austin8310> "OHHEYOLIVIAHOWAREYOUIAMLOOKINGFORABEACHBAG"

[2011-04-03 16:34:50] <Austin8310> TS, you write well.

[2011-04-03 16:34:53] <TurtleShroom> Not as odd as it could be, but still.

[2011-04-03 16:34:56] <BatteringRam> Except for one thing

[2011-04-03 16:34:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> The only reason you stuffed Supply Shop in there was just to stuff it in there.

[2011-04-03 16:34:58] <Austin8310> And speaking of Mark X, he hasn't been on in a while. Thank goodness.

[2011-04-03 16:35:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> It could have been ANY location.

[2011-04-03 16:35:04] <SnoopingGil|Away> That's the problem.

[2011-04-03 16:35:18] <BatteringRam> The doors between levels have somehow ended up about 3 times too big

[2011-04-03 16:35:21] <TurtleShroom> All I'm saying is that while I have a grand command of the English language, my scope of writing is very limited.

[2011-04-03 16:35:23] <SnoopingGil|Away> You can't randomly stuff something in there if anything else would do.

[2011-04-03 16:35:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> Anyway...

[2011-04-03 16:35:39] <TurtleShroom> I can write lighthearted comedies, or I can narrate funerals and capital punishment.

[2011-04-03 16:35:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> So Mark somehow thaws out Gerald.

[2011-04-03 16:35:43] <TurtleShroom> That's it.

[2011-04-03 16:35:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> In late Colonial Antarctica.

[2011-04-03 16:35:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> Or mid-Colonial Antarctica.

[2011-04-03 16:35:53] <BatteringRam> I have a storywriting problem

[2011-04-03 16:35:55] <SnoopingGil|Away> Somewhere in CA.

[2011-04-03 16:35:56] <TurtleShroom> By the way, "if anything else would do", why NOT the Supply Shop?

[2011-04-03 16:35:58] <Austin8310> Hey, TS, why do you hate catgirls anyway? I don't exactly like them, but I found that mildly interesting.

[2011-04-03 16:35:58] <BatteringRam> anyone willing to help?

[2011-04-03 16:36:02] <Austin8310> (I stalk recent changes. Deal with it.)

[2011-04-03 16:36:07] <TurtleShroom> I can't stand cat-girls.

[2011-04-03 16:36:07] <SnoopingGil|Away> AUSTIN

[2011-04-03 16:36:09] <SnoopingGil|Away> FOCUS

[2011-04-03 16:36:10] <BatteringRam> I do too

[2011-04-03 16:36:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> PEOPLE

[2011-04-03 16:36:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> FOCUS

[2011-04-03 16:36:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> EEEEERRRGGGGHHHHH

[2011-04-03 16:36:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> HHHHHGGGGGRRRRREEEEEE

[2011-04-03 16:36:21] <TurtleShroom> Nekomimi are evil little freaks. They're more humans with a cat ear and tail costume.

[2011-04-03 16:36:24] <BatteringRam> FOCUS ON POCKETWATCHES!

[2011-04-03 16:36:25] <Austin8310> (Is focusing on Snake's Butt)

[2011-04-03 16:36:28] <Austin8310> I'm focusing!

[2011-04-03 16:36:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 16:36:33] <TurtleShroom> See, they have no focus and

[2011-04-03 16:36:33] <SnoopingGil|Away> I meant focus on Gerald

[2011-04-03 16:36:35] <BatteringRam> MEHNEMNEMNEMNEM

[2011-04-03 16:36:37] <TurtleShroom> CRAP YOU MADE ME SAY FOCUS

[2011-04-03 16:36:39] <SnoopingGil|Away> Gerald's backstory. =|

[2011-04-03 16:36:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 16:36:48] <BatteringRam> I need a backsotry!

[2011-04-03 16:36:53] <BatteringRam> For something

[2011-04-03 16:36:54] <TurtleShroom> They have no /purpose/, excuse me, and they don't have cat instincts at all.

[2011-04-03 16:36:55] <Austin8310> I NEED A LIFE

[2011-04-03 16:36:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> NO BACKSOTRY FOR YOU

[2011-04-03 16:37:00] <BatteringRam> :(

[2011-04-03 16:37:02] <Austin8310> Clerk: You can buy em over there for 25 cents.

[2011-04-03 16:37:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> GUYS

[2011-04-03 16:37:07] <TurtleShroom> I mean, what's the cat ears even for?

[2011-04-03 16:37:09] <SnoopingGil|Away> GERALD

[2011-04-03 16:37:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> HELLO?

[2011-04-03 16:37:14] <BatteringRam> :'(

[2011-04-03 16:37:15] <TurtleShroom> Explorer: no Supply Shop, no Gerald.

[2011-04-03 16:37:16] <SnoopingGil|Away> So where does Gerald land?

[2011-04-03 16:37:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> And how does Mark find him?

[2011-04-03 16:37:21] <Austin8310> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[2011-04-03 16:37:23] * TurtleShroom crosses arms.

[2011-04-03 16:37:26] <Austin8310> I can write backgrounds.

[2011-04-03 16:37:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> Because TS is cheap like that.

[2011-04-03 16:37:33] <Austin8310> We've got a lot of info, and I can write it.

[2011-04-03 16:37:33] <SnoopingGil|Away> =|

[2011-04-03 16:37:40] <Austin8310> Have you seen Austin's background? FIVE PARAGRAPHS

[2011-04-03 16:37:47] <SnoopingGil|Away> I've already compromised with you, TS.

[2011-04-03 16:37:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> Not doing it again.

[2011-04-03 16:37:50] <TurtleShroom> Have you seen the Box Dimension? OVER TWO PAGES.

[2011-04-03 16:37:50] <Austin8310> Then again, he's done TONS AND TONS AND TONS of STUFF.

[2011-04-03 16:37:56] <BatteringRam> SnoopingGil|Away: But I've wanted a "backsotry" all my life

[2011-04-03 16:38:04] <SnoopingGil|Away> NO BACKSOTRIES FOR YOU, SHEEP.

[2011-04-03 16:38:10] <TurtleShroom> Sheepman, what article do you want a backstory on?

[2011-04-03 16:38:11] <BatteringRam> Noooo!

[2011-04-03 16:38:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS.

[2011-04-03 16:38:16] * TurtleShroom shoves Explorer out of the way

[2011-04-03 16:38:18] <SnoopingGil|Away> He doesn't want a backstory.

[2011-04-03 16:38:20] <Austin8310> Speaking of my character, that theme still needs work.

[2011-04-03 16:38:21] <BatteringRam> A game not an article

[2011-04-03 16:38:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> He wants a backsotry.

[2011-04-03 16:38:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> BACKSOTRY.

[2011-04-03 16:38:27] <SnoopingGil|Away> GET IT RIGHT.

[2011-04-03 16:38:28] <TurtleShroom> What game?

[2011-04-03 16:38:37] <SnoopingGil|Away> SO AUSTIN

[2011-04-03 16:38:38] <Austin8310> I like the picture and the article-theme doesn't fit right.

[2011-04-03 16:38:45] <SnoopingGil|Away> WHERE DOES GERALD LAND

[2011-04-03 16:38:48] <SnoopingGil|Away> HOW DOES MARK FIND HIM

[2011-04-03 16:38:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPS

[2011-04-03 16:38:55] <Austin8310> He doesn't land anywhere.

[2011-04-03 16:38:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 16:39:00] <TurtleShroom> WELL, FIRST OFF, HE'S IN STASIS AT THE SUPPLY SHOP.

[2011-04-03 16:39:01] <Austin8310> He gets thrown in a dumpster.

[2011-04-03 16:39:06] <TurtleShroom> SO MARK COMES AROUND ONE DAY.

[2011-04-03 16:39:06] <Austin8310> And taken to The Skip.

[2011-04-03 16:39:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> Why the Supply Shop?

[2011-04-03 16:39:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> Why not...

[2011-04-03 16:39:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...the Coffee Shop?

[2011-04-03 16:39:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> Or Phi Manor?

[2011-04-03 16:39:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> OR THE BOF

[2011-04-03 16:39:20] <Austin8310> Moldy Putrid Penguin finds him and sells him for a cheeseburger.

[2011-04-03 16:39:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> THAT'S MY POINT

[2011-04-03 16:39:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> YOU'RE ONLY THROWING IT IN THERE FOR THE LULZ

[2011-04-03 16:39:33] <Austin8310> To Mark S. Pengy. And the Supply Shop.

[2011-04-03 16:39:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> Unless you can make it fit completely, no Supply Shop.

[2011-04-03 16:39:43] <Austin8310> So then Mark comes by and buys him for two cheeseburgers.

[2011-04-03 16:39:55] <Austin8310> JK, that would be lame.

[2011-04-03 16:39:56] <TurtleShroom> Yeah, like the Coffee Shop would really go ten or more years without someone activating the stasis chamber.

[2011-04-03 16:40:03] <Austin8310> yeah, TS has a point.

[2011-04-03 16:40:06] <TurtleShroom> Anyway, hear me out.

[2011-04-03 16:40:07] <Austin8310> How's this for a theme?

[2011-04-03 16:40:13] <Austin8310> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3W3FbZuziA

[2011-04-03 16:40:14] <TurtleShroom> It was the 1950s.

[2011-04-03 16:40:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS, there are a ton of other areas that would work.

[2011-04-03 16:40:26] <Austin8310> Enh. Now that I think about it, too heroicish.

[2011-04-03 16:40:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> Unless you can write this so that the Supply Shop is the ONLY plausible location...

[2011-04-03 16:40:34] <TurtleShroom> Or some other time. Whatever time the Fire Kingdom got Imperial (old Antarctica).

[2011-04-03 16:40:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...no Supply Shop.

[2011-04-03 16:40:37] <SnoopingGil|Away> Convince me.

[2011-04-03 16:40:39] <SnoopingGil|Away> =|

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[2011-04-03 16:41:14] <TurtleShroom> The location of the Supply Shop (Ross Island) was, at this time, used by a different Kingdom as a testing grounds for new weapons and stuff.

[2011-04-03 16:41:27] <TurtleShroom> It wasn't big or funded that much, but it was there.

[2011-04-03 16:41:34] <Austin8310> That sounds decent.

[2011-04-03 16:41:38] <SnoopingGil|Away> Hmm.

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[2011-04-03 16:41:52] <TurtleShroom> Now, Gerald was engineered by the on-a-budget scientists as a weapon.

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[2011-04-03 16:42:08] <SnoopingGil|Away> IIIICEEE

[2011-04-03 16:42:08] <Ninjinian> Oh TurtleShroom, I see you've checked out our new user's Krabby's article.

[2011-04-03 16:42:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> WHOOOHOOOO

[2011-04-03 16:42:10] <TurtleShroom> Excuse me for a moment...

[2011-04-03 16:42:14] <Austin8310> No, Gerald was made by Herald Aye-Que.

[2011-04-03 16:42:16] <SnoopingGil|Away> =|

[2011-04-03 16:42:22] <Austin8310> He was a prototype to Speeddasher.

[2011-04-03 16:42:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> Austin, we can easily change that.

[2011-04-03 16:42:45] <TurtleShroom> What kingdom was Sub-Antarctica in?

[2011-04-03 16:42:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> I don't think it was IN a Kingdom.

[2011-04-03 16:43:24] <TurtleShroom> It is.

[2011-04-03 16:43:27] <TurtleShroom> One of the kingdoms, anyway.

[2011-04-03 16:43:33] <Austin8310> No, I want to stick with the Harold thing.

[2011-04-03 16:43:35] <Austin8310> It's a great start.

[2011-04-03 16:43:35] <TurtleShroom> OH CRAP IS WAS FIRE.

[2011-04-03 16:43:36] <SnoopingGil|Away> Well, Ross Island is in the Fire Kingdom, I think.

[2011-04-03 16:43:41] <TurtleShroom> Drat.

[2011-04-03 16:43:42] <SnoopingGil|Away> DEEERRRRP.

[2011-04-03 16:43:46] <TurtleShroom> There goes the idea.

[2011-04-03 16:43:48] <SnoopingGil|Away> HA HA HA HA HA HA

[2011-04-03 16:43:55] <SnoopingGil|Away> Meh, what was the idea?

[2011-04-03 16:43:56] <TurtleShroom> Well, unless it was FIRE KINGDOM experiment...

[2011-04-03 16:44:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yeah.

[2011-04-03 16:44:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 16:44:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> But why a white puffle, then?

[2011-04-03 16:44:06] <TurtleShroom> ...cancelled BECAUSE the experiment made ice.

[2011-04-03 16:44:08] <Austin8310> He's a white puffle.

[2011-04-03 16:44:09] <SnoopingGil|Away> Why not a black puffle?

[2011-04-03 16:44:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> OH.

[2011-04-03 16:44:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay.

[2011-04-03 16:44:17] <Austin8310> gotta go

[2011-04-03 16:44:18] <TurtleShroom> After all, they were in budget.

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[2011-04-03 16:44:22] <SnoopingGil|Away> Hey, nice ideasave!

[2011-04-03 16:44:23] <Ninjinian> Bye Austin

[2011-04-03 16:44:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> Continue.

[2011-04-03 16:44:39] <TurtleShroom> Although, since most of the penguins at the time could "bend" fire, that'd be odd.

[2011-04-03 16:44:42] * TurtleShroom thinks

[2011-04-03 16:44:51] <SnoopingGil|Away> It was an error, TS.

[2011-04-03 16:45:10] <TurtleShroom> OKAY. The scientists couldn't bend fire. They were lowly Fire Na- Kingdom grunts.

[2011-04-03 16:45:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> Somebody got a sign wrong.

[2011-04-03 16:45:17] <TurtleShroom> So they had to make due.

[2011-04-03 16:45:23] <Ninjinian> TurtleShroom - before I go, just letting you know I invited Krabby to the wiki via Twitter and suggested him to make a businessman character.

[2011-04-03 16:45:33] <SnoopingGil|Away> By the way, forgetting to carry something isn't one of the most common mistakes in math. =|

[2011-04-03 16:45:38] <TurtleShroom> They scooped up some snow and such to cover for the money.

[2011-04-03 16:45:46] <TurtleShroom> Ninjinian, that's good.

[2011-04-03 16:45:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> It's usually getting a sign wrong. Plus minus crazies.

[2011-04-03 16:45:52] <Ninjinian> OK, bye now

[2011-04-03 16:45:52] <TurtleShroom> I never do that, Explorer.

[2011-04-03 16:45:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 16:46:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> Well, I never carry.

[2011-04-03 16:46:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> =|

[2011-04-03 16:46:03] <AeroNachos> I'm thinking that the city of Polaris should have it's own nationalized bank.

[2011-04-03 16:46:03] <TurtleShroom> I've had carrying issues a lot, though.

[2011-04-03 16:46:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> I doubt professionals do, either.

[2011-04-03 16:46:12] <TurtleShroom> That means the CITY owns the bank.

[2011-04-03 16:46:15] <AeroNachos> It would be called Polar Bank.

[2011-04-03 16:46:18] <SnoopingGil|Away> SIGN CRAZIES

[2011-04-03 16:46:22] <SnoopingGil|Away> I'm tellin' ya.

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[2011-04-03 16:46:24] <TurtleShroom> Remember that nationalization is all levels of the government.

[2011-04-03 16:46:28] <AeroNachos> It would be like a Swiss Bank.

[2011-04-03 16:46:30] <SnoopingGil|Away> OKAY

[2011-04-03 16:46:31] <TurtleShroom> "Sign crazies"?

[2011-04-03 16:46:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> CONTINUE WITH YOUR IDEA, TS

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[2011-04-03 16:46:41] Anybody thar

[2011-04-03 16:46:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> People screwing up the plus/minus signs on a problem.

[2011-04-03 16:46:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> It's common.

[2011-04-03 16:46:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> I've made that mistake.

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[2011-04-03 16:47:02] <TurtleShroom> Hello Sk8itbot.

[2011-04-03 16:47:02] <AeroNachos> Like where Gaddafi puts his money in..a Swiss bank.

[2011-04-03 16:47:06] <TurtleShroom> EPIC

[2011-04-03 16:47:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS

[2011-04-03 16:47:13] <TurtleShroom> Like Maverick National!!

[2011-04-03 16:47:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> CONTINUE YOUR IDEA

[2011-04-03 16:47:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> =(

[2011-04-03 16:47:20] <TurtleShroom> They've got competition now!

[2011-04-03 16:47:25] <TurtleShroom> All right Explorer.

[2011-04-03 16:47:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> =\

[2011-04-03 16:47:49] <TurtleShroom> So through some way or another, they engineer a fantastic ice weapon.

[2011-04-03 16:47:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> A white puffle.

[2011-04-03 16:48:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> Hey, I know!

[2011-04-03 16:48:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> That could be the origin of white puffles.

[2011-04-03 16:48:07] <TurtleShroom> The present it to the Fire Lord parody, who is bigoted and refuses to accept such a weapon of an "inferoir element".

[2011-04-03 16:48:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> They made a batch of them.

[2011-04-03 16:48:24] <TurtleShroom> So they put Gerald back in storage, much to his protests.

[2011-04-03 16:48:30] <SnoopingGil|Away> Some of them went into the wild...

[2011-04-03 16:48:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...and bred, of course.

[2011-04-03 16:48:36] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 16:48:42] <TurtleShroom> Hmm...

[2011-04-03 16:48:44] <TurtleShroom> Interesting.

[2011-04-03 16:49:03] <AeroNachos> In Polaris, the government or state governments never monitor your money in the banks.

[2011-04-03 16:49:13] <AeroNachos> It's a privacy law.

[2011-04-03 16:49:18] <AeroNachos> Like Switzerland.

[2011-04-03 16:49:20] <TurtleShroom> Sancho: THAT'S EPIC MAVERICK NATIONAL BANK COMPETITION.

[2011-04-03 16:49:22] <TurtleShroom> I LOVE IT

[2011-04-03 16:49:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> \Stupid S key.

[2011-04-03 16:49:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> Keeps on breaking.

[2011-04-03 16:49:47] <TurtleShroom> However, that'll screw up continuity a tiny bit.

[2011-04-03 16:49:56] <TurtleShroom> Carl Arnott discovered Ross Island in 1975.

[2011-04-03 16:50:01] <TurtleShroom> So I'd have to roll back his date.

[2011-04-03 16:50:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> Nah.

[2011-04-03 16:50:08] <TurtleShroom> OR, make it RE-DISCOVERED.

[2011-04-03 16:50:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> he just rediscovered it.

[2011-04-03 16:50:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yes.

[2011-04-03 16:50:13] <BatteringRam> Door glitch fixed!

[2011-04-03 16:50:16] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay, got the S key in working order...

[2011-04-03 16:50:18] <TurtleShroom> -BECAUSE THE ISLAND WAS SSSSSSEEEEEEECCCCCCRRRRREEEEETTTTT.

[2011-04-03 16:50:22] <TurtleShroom> OH YES.

[2011-04-03 16:50:23] <SnoopingGil|Away> Lol.

[2011-04-03 16:50:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> SUPAR SEEKRIT

[2011-04-03 16:50:39] <TurtleShroom> So...

[2011-04-03 16:50:41] <AeroNachos> Polaris National Bank will be it's name.

[2011-04-03 16:50:41] <AeroNachos> :P

[2011-04-03 16:50:44] <TurtleShroom> Time ticked on.

[2011-04-03 16:50:51] <SnoopingGil|Away> Some of the white puffles were released into the wild...

[2011-04-03 16:50:59] <TurtleShroom> The Fire Nation fortunately never cut the power to the stasis chamber.

[2011-04-03 16:51:03] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...and the ones that couldn't be were put in stasis.

[2011-04-03 16:51:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh.

[2011-04-03 16:51:09] <TurtleShroom> The island passed on to the successor governments.

[2011-04-03 16:51:22] <TurtleShroom> The King had nothing to do with it, so he let it stay.

[2011-04-03 16:51:25] <AeroNachos> PILOT FISH is actually the names of the branches of PNB branches in Polaris Island. (Streets)

[2011-04-03 16:51:27] <TurtleShroom> This is government, after all.

[2011-04-03 16:51:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 16:51:49] <TurtleShroom> In 1975, Carl Arnott discovered the "secret" island that the government could care less for.

[2011-04-03 16:52:04] <TurtleShroom> The leaders used this as an excuse to privatize the island after a while.

[2011-04-03 16:52:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh.

[2011-04-03 16:52:12] <BatteringRam> QUICK QUIZ: What's the best song eveeerrr?

[2011-04-03 16:52:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> Lol.

[2011-04-03 16:52:27] <SnoopingGil|Away> THE BEST SONG EVER

[2011-04-03 16:52:29] <SnoopingGil|Away> IS

[2011-04-03 16:52:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> THE BEST SONG EVER

[2011-04-03 16:52:33] <SnoopingGil|Away> Duh.

[2011-04-03 16:52:35] <TurtleShroom> Marky S. McPengy ended up purchasing the small building that was the old lab, and he turned it into the Supply Shack.

[2011-04-03 16:52:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh.

[2011-04-03 16:52:44] <AeroNachos> Hands Up by Ottawan.

[2011-04-03 16:52:45] <TurtleShroom> Morshu set up next door.

[2011-04-03 16:52:51] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS...

[2011-04-03 16:52:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...Supply Shack isn't even imported.

[2011-04-03 16:53:03] <TurtleShroom> "It Is Well With My Soul", by Horatio Spafford.

[2011-04-03 16:53:04] <AeroNachos> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxh5xp9sYbY <--Here.

[2011-04-03 16:53:04] <SnoopingGil|Away> And I have the feeling it was deleted in Final Solution.

[2011-04-03 16:53:07] <TurtleShroom> Supply SHOP, pardon.

[2011-04-03 16:53:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> Oh.

[2011-04-03 16:53:22] <TurtleShroom> http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/wiki/Supply_Shop

[2011-04-03 16:53:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> How did that puny LQA survive Final Solution?

[2011-04-03 16:53:45] <SnoopingGil|Away> Some of those supplies should be stuff from the lab.

[2011-04-03 16:53:56] <TurtleShroom> Luck.

[2011-04-03 16:54:00] <TurtleShroom> http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/wiki/Ross_Island

[2011-04-03 16:54:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 16:54:24] <TurtleShroom> Origins of RI: /Originally discovered in the 19th century, little is known about it as a Ross Island inhabitant claimed that "a ship came by and dropped a mysterious gigantic hairless mammal that set afoot and made a wooden sign that says Ross Island and left instantly". After the mysterious encounter, the Ross Island inhabitants, mainly Adelie Penguins became aggressive to strangers like... [2011-04-03 16:54:24] <TurtleShroom> ...the mysterious gigantic hairless mammal, other penguins and more./

[2011-04-03 16:54:33] <TurtleShroom> Carl found it in 1975.

[2011-04-03 16:54:38] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 16:54:47] <TurtleShroom> Between that time, the Fire Kingdom EASILY used the island.

[2011-04-03 16:54:53] <BatteringRam> Wrrrooonnnnngggg asnwers everyone

[2011-04-03 16:54:58] <BatteringRam> Hard luck

[2011-04-03 16:55:10] <TurtleShroom> They bribed the aggressive Adelies on that island with Fire Amulets and cool things of that nature.

[2011-04-03 16:55:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> 19th century is HPC...

[2011-04-03 16:55:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> =\

[2011-04-03 16:55:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 16:55:23] <TurtleShroom> /Initially discovered/, Explorer.

[2011-04-03 16:55:33] <BatteringRam> Correct answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdpaIH-4ztI

[2011-04-03 16:55:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> You'll have to rewrite Ross Island.

[2011-04-03 16:55:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> =|

[2011-04-03 16:55:36] <TurtleShroom> There's a LOT of time between that and 1975!

[2011-04-03 16:55:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> Now continue.

[2011-04-03 16:55:56] <TurtleShroom> No, not much. The humans, the agression- here I add Fire Kingdom -then Carl Arnott, the cities, and Morshu.

[2011-04-03 16:55:59] <TurtleShroom> IN THAT ORDER.

[2011-04-03 16:56:07] <TurtleShroom> :D

[2011-04-03 16:56:10] <TurtleShroom> I ROCK.

[2011-04-03 16:56:13] <TurtleShroom> So yeah.

[2011-04-03 16:56:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> CONTINUE.

[2011-04-03 16:56:33] <TurtleShroom> Marx parody may not be a communist and he may be rich, but he is a Mister Krabs like CHEAPSKATE.

[2011-04-03 16:56:48] <BatteringRam> ?

[2011-04-03 16:56:50] <TurtleShroom> He always looks for the absolute CHEAPEST stuff he can get his flippers on.

[2011-04-03 16:57:01] <BatteringRam> He's a non-communist Marx?

[2011-04-03 16:57:03] <TurtleShroom> (As for gas expenses, eh, he puts that on the company's tab. ;) )

[2011-04-03 16:57:08] <BatteringRam> ?

[2011-04-03 16:57:12] <TurtleShroom> Not that Marx, Sheepman.

[2011-04-03 16:57:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> Not Karl Marx.

[2011-04-03 16:57:16] <BatteringRam> Oh

[2011-04-03 16:57:17] <TurtleShroom> Kirby's Marx.

[2011-04-03 16:57:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> This is Marx from KSS.

[2011-04-03 16:57:21] <BatteringRam> I see

[2011-04-03 16:57:24] * TurtleShroom points and laughs at Explorer

[2011-04-03 16:57:31] <TurtleShroom> EVERYONE THINKS BEARDED COMMIE EXCEPT YOU

[2011-04-03 16:57:39] <SnoopingGil|Away> BECAUSE NO ONE HAS ANY TASTE

[2011-04-03 16:57:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> Jk.

[2011-04-03 16:57:48] <TurtleShroom> :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[2011-04-03 16:57:51] <BatteringRam> I HAVE SOCIALIST TASTE

[2011-04-03 16:57:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> =q =q =q =q =q =q =q =q =q =q =q =q =q =q =q =q

[2011-04-03 16:58:08] <BatteringRam> IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TASTE HAS YOU

[2011-04-03 16:58:09] <SnoopingGil|Away> =d =d =d =d =d =d =d =d =d =d =d =d =d =d =d =d

[2011-04-03 16:58:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> xd

[2011-04-03 16:58:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 16:58:15] <TurtleShroom> SOVIET RUSSIA JOKE. OH YES.

[2011-04-03 16:58:20] <BatteringRam> Yaaa

[2011-04-03 16:58:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> IN SOVIET RUSSIA, IDEA CONTINUES TURTLESHROOM

[2011-04-03 16:58:33] <BatteringRam> In soviet russia, joke makes YOU

[2011-04-03 16:58:47] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 16:58:49] <TurtleShroom> Normally, you go to the party. In Soviet Russia, the Party comes to YOU!

[2011-04-03 16:58:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...you didn't get that?

[2011-04-03 16:58:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> Just keep on going.

[2011-04-03 16:58:53] <AeroNachos> I just found out..my parents might be taking me to Havana, Cuba.

[2011-04-03 16:58:54] <AeroNachos> :D

[2011-04-03 16:58:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> O__O

[2011-04-03 16:59:03] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS KEEP ON MOVING

[2011-04-03 16:59:05] <TurtleShroom> DIRTY COMMIE

[2011-04-03 16:59:11] <AeroNachos> It's okay. Canadians can go to Cuba.

[2011-04-03 16:59:11] <BatteringRam> In soviet russia, game procrastinates to avoid making SHEEPMAN

[2011-04-03 16:59:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> IN SOVIET RUSSIA, IDEA CONTINUES RECITING TURTLESHROOM

[2011-04-03 16:59:16] <AeroNachos> Unlike you Americans.

[2011-04-03 16:59:17] <TurtleShroom> Okay, okay.

[2011-04-03 16:59:39] <BatteringRam> Phew

[2011-04-03 16:59:40] <BatteringRam> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdpaIH-4ztI

[2011-04-03 16:59:42] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 16:59:44] <TurtleShroom> So, Marx parody (NOT Karl) is shopping across the continent for the cheapest wares.

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[2011-04-03 16:59:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> What company does he work for? [ 2011-04-03 17:00:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> Why does he want wares?

[2011-04-03 17:00:01] <TurtleShroom> Don't know. It's Polarioan.

[2011-04-03 17:00:06] <TurtleShroom> He just WANTS stuff.

[2011-04-03 17:00:07] <BatteringRam> Groucho Marx in CP?

[2011-04-03 17:00:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 17:00:16] * TurtleShroom points and laughs at Explorer

[2011-04-03 17:00:21] <TurtleShroom> HA THAT WAS MY SECOND MARX

[2011-04-03 17:00:23] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...so he likes collecting trinkets?

[2011-04-03 17:00:24] <TurtleShroom> OWNED

[2011-04-03 17:00:30] <TurtleShroom> Yes.

[2011-04-03 17:00:33] <TurtleShroom> Like jester hats.

[2011-04-03 17:00:37] <BatteringRam> In soviet russia, confused gets you

[2011-04-03 17:00:39] <SnoopingGil|Away> YES.

[2011-04-03 17:00:39] <TurtleShroom> Tie-in there.

[2011-04-03 17:00:47] <SnoopingGil|Away> IN SOVIET RUSSIA, IDEA AGREES WITH EXPLORER

[2011-04-03 17:00:49] <TurtleShroom> Rubebr balls, jester hats, plastic wings... [2011-04-03 17:00:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> No.

[2011-04-03 17:00:54] <TurtleShroom> You name it.

[2011-04-03 17:00:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> Just stress balls..

[2011-04-03 17:01:00] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...dangerous plant seeds...

[2011-04-03 17:01:02] <BatteringRam> IN SOVIET RUSSIA, GAME GETS BACK TO SHEEPMAN

[2011-04-03 17:01:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...and acid paint.

[2011-04-03 17:01:09] <AeroNachos> Polaris does not have factories. Only banks and corporations.

[2011-04-03 17:01:12] <TurtleShroom> I won't even ask.

[2011-04-03 17:01:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> Well, he just buys acids and paint. [ 2011-04-03 17:01:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> Then he mixes them together.

[2011-04-03 17:01:26] <BatteringRam> In Ovisterra, oil is illegal

[2011-04-03 17:01:33] <TurtleShroom> SO... he's looking for...

[2011-04-03 17:01:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> Or he dyes acids and mixes them with cornstarch?

[2011-04-03 17:01:35] <BatteringRam> :D

[2011-04-03 17:01:37] <SnoopingGil|Away> Nevermind.

[2011-04-03 17:01:38] * TurtleShroom checks Supply Shop article

[2011-04-03 17:01:48] <TurtleShroom> FISHING RODS.

[2011-04-03 17:01:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS, you'll add more stuff when you expand the article.

[2011-04-03 17:01:51] <TurtleShroom> HE WANTS FISHING RODS.

[2011-04-03 17:01:53] <TurtleShroom> Why, you ask?

[2011-04-03 17:02:00] <SnoopingGil|Away> BARBED FISHING RODS.

[2011-04-03 17:02:02] <TurtleShroom> SO HE CAN DUMPSTER DIVE WITHOUT MESSING UP HIS SUIT.

[2011-04-03 17:02:03] <SnoopingGil|Away> Wait, no.

[2011-04-03 17:02:03] <AeroNachos> What I find odd..Fidel Castro was a pallbearer at a Canadian prime minister's funeral.

[2011-04-03 17:02:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> NO.

[2011-04-03 17:02:08] <TurtleShroom> OR SOMETHING CHEAP.

[2011-04-03 17:02:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> SO THAT HE CAN APPLY SEDATIVES TO THE FISHHOOKS

[2011-04-03 17:02:16] <TurtleShroom> I don't know, something stingy.

[2011-04-03 17:02:23] <SnoopingGil|Away> AND THEN TRANQUILIZE PEOPLE WITHOUT DARTS.

[2011-04-03 17:02:27] <TurtleShroom> Clever.

[2011-04-03 17:02:35] <TurtleShroom> No one would expect a weapon on a fishing hook...

[2011-04-03 17:02:37] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark likes making his own weird little weapons.

[2011-04-03 17:02:44] <TurtleShroom> ...-but that's irrevelant to Marx parody, isn't it?

[2011-04-03 17:02:55] <TurtleShroom> Explorer, you're turning into Austin.

[2011-04-03 17:03:00] -->| Ipair (5c120872@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.18.8.114) has joined #clubpenguinfanon

[2011-04-03 17:03:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....

[2011-04-03 17:03:03] <TurtleShroom> Every character you make these days has a weapons obbsession.

[2011-04-03 17:03:10] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v Ipair by TurtleShroom

[2011-04-03 17:03:14] <Ipair> thanks

[2011-04-03 17:03:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...maybe that's because I'm doing the Kirby parodies?

[2011-04-03 17:03:20] <TurtleShroom> Welcome back, I-Pair.

[2011-04-03 17:03:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mecha Goons?

[2011-04-03 17:03:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> Crime?

[2011-04-03 17:03:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> Waterproof undergarments?

[2011-04-03 17:03:29] <Ipair> I just finished watching this documentary on that westboro baptist people

[2011-04-03 17:03:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> OH NO

[2011-04-03 17:03:36] <SnoopingGil|Away> NOW YOU'VE DONE IT

[2011-04-03 17:03:38] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS

[2011-04-03 17:03:40] <TurtleShroom> I can't stand those morons.

[2011-04-03 17:03:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> PRETEND YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT

[2011-04-03 17:03:42] <SnoopingGil|Away> KEEP ON MOVING

[2011-04-03 17:03:45] <TurtleShroom> They are the minions of Satan.

[2011-04-03 17:03:46] <Ipair> Nor can I

[2011-04-03 17:03:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> AAAAAAAAHHHH

[2011-04-03 17:03:51] <Ipair> anorite

[2011-04-03 17:03:54] <TurtleShroom> I mean, I (used to) hate gays...

[2011-04-03 17:03:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> MOVING ON MOVING ON MOVING ON

[2011-04-03 17:04:04] <TurtleShroom> ...-but seriously, I was compared to THEM.

[2011-04-03 17:04:08] <SnoopingGil|Away> MOVING ON

[2011-04-03 17:04:09] <Ipair> lol

[2011-04-03 17:04:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> MOVING ON

[2011-04-03 17:04:12] <TurtleShroom> My mother even compared me to it because I hated them so much.

[2011-04-03 17:04:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS

[2011-04-03 17:04:18] <SnoopingGil|Away> YOU WERE SAYING?!

[2011-04-03 17:04:27] <Ipair> its the fact they base their entire faith around hatred

[2011-04-03 17:04:34] <TurtleShroom> She said I'd end up being them, and she was serious. It scared me into ditching homophobia as much as I could.

[2011-04-03 17:04:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> AAARRGGHHH

[2011-04-03 17:04:46] <TurtleShroom> So that's how Westboro saved my life through my mother.

[2011-04-03 17:04:46] <AeroNachos> You are the Westboro Baptist people anyway?

[2011-04-03 17:04:54] <AeroNachos> *Who

[2011-04-03 17:04:57] <Ipair> thats stranges

[2011-04-03 17:04:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> SANCHO

[2011-04-03 17:05:01] <TurtleShroom> Proably demons disguised as humans.

[2011-04-03 17:05:05] <TurtleShroom> Their leader is named Phelps.

[2011-04-03 17:05:07] <SnoopingGil|Away> DON'T MAKE IT WOOOORRRRSSSSEEEEEE

[2011-04-03 17:05:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS

[2011-04-03 17:05:13] <Ipair> they let their pride get the better of them

[2011-04-03 17:05:14] <AeroNachos> What did they do?

[2011-04-03 17:05:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> MARK IS LOOKING FOR FISHING RODS

[2011-04-03 17:05:16] <TurtleShroom> They LOVE to picket funerals... OF SOLDIERS.

[2011-04-03 17:05:18] <SnoopingGil|Away> AAAAAANNNNDDDDD?!?!

[2011-04-03 17:05:22] <Ipair> they interviewed this person who left the church

[2011-04-03 17:05:28] <TurtleShroom> I can't say much about that without links.

[2011-04-03 17:05:44] <Ipair> and she said 'the church gives them the feeling that they are right and everyone else is wrong, thats a very strong feeling'

[2011-04-03 17:05:52] <TurtleShroom> Here, just read this: http://bigjournalism.com/bhallowell/2010/04/01/inside-the-cult-of-insanity-the-westboro-baptist-church/

[2011-04-03 17:06:01] <TurtleShroom> ...-but be careful!

[2011-04-03 17:06:01] <Ipair> i seen teh interviewz

[2011-04-03 17:06:03] <AeroNachos> Okay.

[2011-04-03 17:06:10] <TurtleShroom> They use "faggot" more than the Walruses!!

[2011-04-03 17:06:19] <TurtleShroom> OKAY.

[2011-04-03 17:06:21] <Ipair> look up the Louis Theroux 'Most hated family in america' documentary on the youtubes

[2011-04-03 17:06:25] <TurtleShroom> BACK TO MARK'S FISHING RODS.

[2011-04-03 17:06:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> YES.

[2011-04-03 17:06:29] <Ipair> 'Fag' means ciggarette in mostplaces

[2011-04-03 17:06:36] <TurtleShroom> I wish it still did here... :(

[2011-04-03 17:06:45] <TurtleShroom> OKAY.

[2011-04-03 17:06:51] <TurtleShroom> MARK'S FISHING RODS.

[2011-04-03 17:07:02] <Ipair> 'god hates fags, they make him ill'

[2011-04-03 17:07:04] <TurtleShroom> So he's buying fishing rods from Marky.

[2011-04-03 17:07:18] <TurtleShroom> I-Pair, please don't quote minions of Satan on the CPFW. Thank you.

[2011-04-03 17:07:30] <Ipair> mk

[2011-04-03 17:07:42] <AeroNachos> They are full of hatred.

[2011-04-03 17:07:46] <AeroNachos> Worse than KKK.

[2011-04-03 17:08:02] <SnoopingGil|Away>

[2011-04-03 17:08:04] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD.

[2011-04-03 17:08:07] <Ipair> they had a website with pages on why got hates every nation

[2011-04-03 17:08:10] <TurtleShroom> Sancho, what's odd about the KKK is that they weren't evil racial terrorists until the late 1940s.

[2011-04-03 17:08:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> Jesus cursed a fig tree, so...

[2011-04-03 17:08:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS.

[2011-04-03 17:08:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> MARK'S FISHING RODS.

[2011-04-03 17:08:30] <TurtleShroom> They were revered vigilantes for years.

[2011-04-03 17:08:42] <TurtleShroom> Then they turned evil, were hijacked, and now they're trash.

[2011-04-03 17:08:42] <Ipair> but then they hate coloured folk

[2011-04-03 17:08:44] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 17:08:45] <TurtleShroom> Yep.

[2011-04-03 17:08:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> TURTLESHROOM.

[2011-04-03 17:08:48] <SnoopingGil|Away> MARK'S FISHING RODS.

[2011-04-03 17:08:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[2011-04-03 17:08:54] <TurtleShroom> They used to attack anyone immoral, black or white.

[2011-04-03 17:09:02] <TurtleShroom> Think the Inquisition but real and more violent.

[2011-04-03 17:09:07] <TurtleShroom> The cross burning was a warning.

[2011-04-03 17:09:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> TurtleShroom: Mark's fishing rods.

[2011-04-03 17:09:14] <TurtleShroom> Their favorite target was a domestic abuser.

[2011-04-03 17:09:16] <SnoopingGil|Away> TurtleShroom: Mark's fishing rods.

[2011-04-03 17:09:23] <Ipair> I heard the reason they dressed the way they did was because they where pretending to be Civil war ghosts

[2011-04-03 17:09:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> TurtleShroom: Mark's fishing rods.

[2011-04-03 17:09:26] <TurtleShroom> If they beat spouses, KKK comes and warns them.

[2011-04-03 17:09:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> TurtleShroom: Mark's fishing rods.

[2011-04-03 17:09:34] <TurtleShroom> Correct I-Pair, correct.

[2011-04-03 17:09:36] <SnoopingGil|Away> TurtleShroom: Mark's fishing rods.

[2011-04-03 17:09:45] <TurtleShroom> FINE./

[2011-04-03 17:09:46] <Ipair> a bit morbid lol

[2011-04-03 17:10:01] <TurtleShroom> HEY PEOPLE, STOP MAKING ME SIDETRACKED BY TELLING FACINATING HISTORY

[2011-04-03 17:10:09] <TurtleShroom> Ahem...

[2011-04-03 17:10:10] <TurtleShroom> SO.

[2011-04-03 17:10:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> WHAT HE SAID!

[2011-04-03 17:10:29] <Ipair> misspelt fascinating

[2011-04-03 17:10:31] <Ipair> just sayin'

[2011-04-03 17:10:48] <TurtleShroom> He likes Marky. Marky is a great example of noble capitalism: a penguin working his way up in the business world, with his humble shack...

[2011-04-03 17:10:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...okay...

[2011-04-03 17:11:04] <TurtleShroom> ...Mark was considering letting Marky in on his loop of evil wealth.

[2011-04-03 17:11:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> Why?

[2011-04-03 17:11:18] <TurtleShroom> So he offers to enter Marky's shack and sit down for some coffee...

[2011-04-03 17:11:22] <BatteringRam> IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TS DISTRACTS YOU

[2011-04-03 17:11:22] <TurtleShroom> ...WHEN HE SPOTS IT.

[2011-04-03 17:11:29] <TurtleShroom> CUE COFFEE SPIT TAKE.

[2011-04-03 17:11:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 17:11:45] <TurtleShroom> Mark asks Marky about the stasis chamber.

[2011-04-03 17:11:53] <TurtleShroom> Marky replies that it was there when he bought the property.

[2011-04-03 17:12:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark loves cool gadgets.

[2011-04-03 17:12:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 17:12:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> Especially if they're cost-effective.

[2011-04-03 17:12:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> I KNOW!

[2011-04-03 17:12:16] <TurtleShroom> "It helps drive away customers from Morshu to me! It's no humming concert, but still... it's good business!"

[2011-04-03 17:12:18] <SnoopingGil|Away> HE CAN PLAN THE BUDGET!

[2011-04-03 17:12:23] <BatteringRam> IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BAD, UNORIGINAL, YET-STILL-SORT-OF-FUNNY JOKE MAKES YOU

[2011-04-03 17:12:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> He's really cheap.

[2011-04-03 17:12:37] <AeroNachos> Polaris has a 32.7 billion dollar budget.

[2011-04-03 17:12:38] <AeroNachos> :D

[2011-04-03 17:12:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> And very cost-effective.

[2011-04-03 17:12:41] <TurtleShroom> Mark: "I'll give you twenty thousand coins for it."

[2011-04-03 17:12:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> Though most of the saved money goes...

[2011-04-03 17:12:53] <TurtleShroom> Marky: ".... O_O ....."

[2011-04-03 17:12:55] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...right into his pocket.

[2011-04-03 17:12:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yeah.

[2011-04-03 17:13:01] <TurtleShroom> Marky: SOLD!

[2011-04-03 17:13:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 17:13:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> No, they should haggle.

[2011-04-03 17:13:14] <TurtleShroom> True.

[2011-04-03 17:13:22] <TurtleShroom> The article says Marky was a good business penguin.

[2011-04-03 17:13:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark isn't going to waste money over a cool stasis chamber.

[2011-04-03 17:13:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> Even if it's really cool.

[2011-04-03 17:13:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark is VERY STINGY.

[2011-04-03 17:13:48] <TurtleShroom> Eventually, they settle on fifty thousand, plus that nifty pen Mark had in his shirt pocket..

[2011-04-03 17:13:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 17:14:04] <TurtleShroom> The sucker was worth a million in its day.

[2011-04-03 17:14:08] <SnoopingGil|Away> Lol.

[2011-04-03 17:14:15] <TurtleShroom> Well, maybe a little higher. Say, one hundred grand.

[2011-04-03 17:14:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS, a million is a thousand grand...

[2011-04-03 17:14:26] <TurtleShroom> I haven't decided the price, but it's way cheap for a stasis chamber.

[2011-04-03 17:14:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....OH.

[2011-04-03 17:14:36] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 17:14:47] <TurtleShroom> 100K = 100000.

[2011-04-03 17:14:54] <TurtleShroom> That's not a million, Noob. 9_9

[2011-04-03 17:15:00] <AeroNachos> You know, Washington's airport does not have a Gate 13.

[2011-04-03 17:15:01] <AeroNachos> :P

[2011-04-03 17:15:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> I didn't say it was.

[2011-04-03 17:15:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> 9_9

[2011-04-03 17:15:22] <TurtleShroom> So, Marky and Mark strike the deal and unload the chamber to a truck for Mark to take home.

[2011-04-03 17:15:31] <TurtleShroom> On the way home, Gerald begins to wake up.

[2011-04-03 17:15:39] <TurtleShroom> ...-because the chamber was unplugged.

[2011-04-03 17:15:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> Because the stasis chamber is unplugged?

[2011-04-03 17:15:44] <SnoopingGil|Away> Ah.

[2011-04-03 17:15:45] <TurtleShroom> YUP YUP

[2011-04-03 17:16:04] <TurtleShroom> Fortunately, Mark checks on the cargo after they leave Ross Island.

[2011-04-03 17:16:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark tries to drive home really fast.

[2011-04-03 17:16:14] <TurtleShroom> ...so Gerald doesn't drown in the chamber.

[2011-04-03 17:16:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay.

[2011-04-03 17:16:30] <SnoopingGil|Away> So he boards the Antarctic Express....

[2011-04-03 17:16:33] <TurtleShroom> When he realizes that he bought a PUFFLE along with the chamber...

[2011-04-03 17:16:45] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....I see.

[2011-04-03 17:16:49] <TurtleShroom> He puts the puffle in the seat of the truck, and the two become chatting.

[2011-04-03 17:16:50] <AeroNachos> Why can't he fly?

[2011-04-03 17:16:53] <TurtleShroom> They become quick friends.

[2011-04-03 17:16:56] <TurtleShroom> Sancho...

[2011-04-03 17:16:59] <Ipair> then it turns out the westboro baptist church is on the boat

[2011-04-03 17:17:02] <Ipair> alongwith the KKK

[2011-04-03 17:17:03] <SnoopingGil|Away> =|

[2011-04-03 17:17:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> Stop.

[2011-04-03 17:17:06] <BatteringRam> HAHA

[2011-04-03 17:17:12] <BatteringRam> IT'S ALLLLIIIIVVVVVEEEE

[2011-04-03 17:17:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> STOPPIT

[2011-04-03 17:17:23] <TurtleShroom> ...could you really pass a declassified stasis chamber through an airtport checker?

[2011-04-03 17:17:24] <TurtleShroom> Realy?

[2011-04-03 17:17:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 17:17:31] <TurtleShroom> ...-and all those weapons Gerlad has?

[2011-04-03 17:17:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> So they're on the train...

[2011-04-03 17:17:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 17:17:44] <TurtleShroom> I mean, CP may not have perv cops checking them where no man should check...

[2011-04-03 17:17:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> O___O

[2011-04-03 17:17:52] <TurtleShroom> ...-but still, they have airport security. :P

[2011-04-03 17:18:08] <BatteringRam> My main menu is alllliiiivvvveee

[2011-04-03 17:18:15] <AeroNachos> That was the 1980s.

[2011-04-03 17:18:17] <TurtleShroom> THE TSA MAKES YOU GO   O___O.

[2011-04-03 17:18:23] <AeroNachos> Maybe. I'm not sure.

[2011-04-03 17:18:31] <AeroNachos> Everything went crazy after 2001.

[2011-04-03 17:18:38] <SnoopingGil|Away> Back.

[2011-04-03 17:18:43] <SnoopingGil|Away> TURTLESHROOM

[2011-04-03 17:18:46] <TurtleShroom> FACT. The TSA was created in the Bush Administration...

[2011-04-03 17:18:47] <SnoopingGil|Away> BACK TO THE TRAIN

[2011-04-03 17:18:50] <Ipair> it was all like, Iraq and like, East Timor

[2011-04-03 17:18:51] <SnoopingGil|Away> AAAAAAAARGH

[2011-04-03 17:18:54] <TurtleShroom> ...-but there were NO PERVERT COPS UNTIL OBAMA.

[2011-04-03 17:18:55] <SnoopingGil|Away> STOP STOP STOP STOP

[2011-04-03 17:18:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> TRAIN

[2011-04-03 17:18:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> TRAIN

[2011-04-03 17:19:00] <SnoopingGil|Away> TRAIN

[2011-04-03 17:19:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> TRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNN

[2011-04-03 17:19:02] <TurtleShroom> It was OBAMA'S IDEA. >: )

[2011-04-03 17:19:09] <SnoopingGil|Away> STOPPIT STOPPIT STOPPIT

[2011-04-03 17:19:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> TRAIN!

[2011-04-03 17:19:13] <TurtleShroom> BWA HA HA HA

[2011-04-03 17:19:15] <TurtleShroom> Okay.

[2011-04-03 17:19:18] <TurtleShroom> Okay.

[2011-04-03 17:19:19] <AeroNachos> .........................................................................................

[2011-04-03 17:19:23] <AeroNachos> So biased.

[2011-04-03 17:19:30] <SnoopingGil|Away> Look who's talking. =|

[2011-04-03 17:19:32] <BatteringRam> Hoihoihoi

[2011-04-03 17:19:32] <TurtleShroom> LOL

[2011-04-03 17:19:33] <TurtleShroom> OWNED

[2011-04-03 17:19:37] <AeroNachos> This is like watching FOX News.

[2011-04-03 17:19:45] <Ipair> IM BILL O'RIELLY

[2011-04-03 17:19:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> THIS IS LIKE WATCHING A BAAAAAD SITCOM

[2011-04-03 17:19:48] <SnoopingGil|Away> MOVING ON.

[2011-04-03 17:19:49] <Ipair> you cant explain that

[2011-04-03 17:19:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> TURTLESHROOM

[2011-04-03 17:19:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> TRAIN!

[2011-04-03 17:19:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> BACK TO THE TRAIN

[2011-04-03 17:19:59] <TurtleShroom> Sancho, did you know the Democrat-led Congress re-authorized the Patriot Act in full? >: )

[2011-04-03 17:20:03] <SnoopingGil|Away> NOOOOOOO

[2011-04-03 17:20:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> STOPPIT

[2011-04-03 17:20:05] <TurtleShroom> WHERE'S YOUR CIVIL LIBERTIES NOW?

[2011-04-03 17:20:08] <SnoopingGil|Away> STOP STOP STOP STOP

[2011-04-03 17:20:09] <AeroNachos> TS is biased against liberals, I'm biased against Conservative.

[2011-04-03 17:20:09] <SnoopingGil|Away> NO

[2011-04-03 17:20:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> STOP

[2011-04-03 17:20:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> STOP

[2011-04-03 17:20:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> TRAIN

[2011-04-03 17:20:16] <SnoopingGil|Away> TRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNN

[2011-04-03 17:20:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> AAAAAAARGGGHHHHH

[2011-04-03 17:20:20] * TurtleShroom laughs evil, nutjob conservative laugh

[2011-04-03 17:20:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> TRAIN.

[2011-04-03 17:20:29] <SnoopingGil|Away> >=)

[2011-04-03 17:20:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> Ahem.

[2011-04-03 17:20:32] <AeroNachos> Yes. Conservatives are nutjobs.

[2011-04-03 17:20:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> >=(

[2011-04-03 17:20:33] <TurtleShroom> Sancho, you balence me.

[2011-04-03 17:20:33] <Ipair> dem cwazy capitalizmsts

[2011-04-03 17:20:36] <SnoopingGil|Away> TRAIN >=(

[2011-04-03 17:20:42] <TurtleShroom> Balance, pardon.

[2011-04-03 17:20:43] <SnoopingGil|Away> TRAIN >=(

[2011-04-03 17:20:46] <TurtleShroom> RIGHT!

[2011-04-03 17:20:59] <TurtleShroom> So they're talking on the train.

[2011-04-03 17:21:10] <Ipair> and it turns out they are sitting next to Fred Phelps

[2011-04-03 17:21:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> So Mark took Gerald out of the stasis chamber?

[2011-04-03 17:21:29] <TurtleShroom> Gerald is programmed to be a weapon, of course, but the Fire Kingdom no longer stands.

[2011-04-03 17:21:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 17:21:34] <TurtleShroom> So he's confused as to what to do.

[2011-04-03 17:21:43] <SnoopingGil|Away> So what does Gerald do when he wakes up inside Mark's little satchel?

[2011-04-03 17:21:51] <SnoopingGil|Away> He freezes his way out.

[2011-04-03 17:21:56] <TurtleShroom> Hiis easily manipulated mind is turned to bad by Mark.

[2011-04-03 17:21:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> The bag gets so cold it breaks.

[2011-04-03 17:22:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> And then Mark has a chat with him.

[2011-04-03 17:22:09] <TurtleShroom> Mark explains about ambition and taking what you want, and stuff.

[2011-04-03 17:22:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> Uh...

[2011-04-03 17:22:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> Gerald: WHERE AM I

[2011-04-03 17:22:30] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark: THE ONLY WAY TO SUCCEED IS AMBITION

[2011-04-03 17:22:36] <SnoopingGil|Away> Gerald: WOW I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

[2011-04-03 17:22:38] <SnoopingGil|Away> BUT IT'S SO TRUE

[2011-04-03 17:22:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> I WILL BE YOUR SLAAAAVE

[2011-04-03 17:22:43] <SnoopingGil|Away> No.

[2011-04-03 17:22:43] <TurtleShroom> (cue Gerald with cute, big eyes, facinated by Mark's wisdom)

[2011-04-03 17:22:44] <TurtleShroom> No.

[2011-04-03 17:22:50] <TurtleShroom> He was taken out when the chamber melted.

[2011-04-03 17:23:01] <TurtleShroom> So he got used to Mark on the truck ride to the train.

[2011-04-03 17:23:03] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS, Mark can't just launch into an explanation of how to be corrupt.

[2011-04-03 17:23:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> Oh.

[2011-04-03 17:23:11] <TurtleShroom> After all, Mark freed him.

[2011-04-03 17:23:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> So Gerald asks Mark a few questions.

[2011-04-03 17:23:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark's patient.

[2011-04-03 17:23:25] <TurtleShroom> Gerald, having known nothing except that brief Fire Kingdom experience... [2011-04-03 17:23:27] <SnoopingGil|Away> Well, for a villain, at least.

[2011-04-03 17:23:37] <Ipair> thou art a villain

[2011-04-03 17:23:38] <TurtleShroom> ...thinks that Mark is the coolest thing in the world.

[2011-04-03 17:23:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> Lol.

[2011-04-03 17:23:48] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark's patient with Gerald.

[2011-04-03 17:23:49] <AeroNachos> GTG..

[2011-04-03 17:23:55] <TurtleShroom> By the way, a white collar criminal has to be paitient.

[2011-04-03 17:24:05] <TurtleShroom> They can't rush. They have to let the system do its work.

[2011-04-03 17:24:16] <TurtleShroom> They have to be paced in order to not arouse suspicions.

[2011-04-03 17:24:26] <TurtleShroom> You know, like "how did that million dollars get here?".

[2011-04-03 17:24:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> I see.

[2011-04-03 17:24:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> So it DOES fit Mark's personality.

[2011-04-03 17:24:33] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh heh heh.

[2011-04-03 17:24:39] <TurtleShroom> Yes, Mark would be an EXTREMELY paitient penguin.

[2011-04-03 17:24:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> Excellent.

[2011-04-03 17:24:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> So Mark is very patient.

[2011-04-03 17:24:52] <TurtleShroom> He never gets anxious or bored.

[2011-04-03 17:24:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> His plans will come to fruition... eventually.

[2011-04-03 17:24:56] <Ipair> k now back to more important matturz

[2011-04-03 17:24:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> Hee hee.

[2011-04-03 17:25:01] <Ipair> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snWNfXZsQOE : this video

[2011-04-03 17:25:03] <SnoopingGil|Away> NO.

[2011-04-03 17:25:08] <TurtleShroom> Just like Kirby Marx, now that I think about it!

[2011-04-03 17:25:09] * SnoopingGil|Away freezes video

[2011-04-03 17:25:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yes.

[2011-04-03 17:25:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> Marx waited for Kirby to summon Nova.

[2011-04-03 17:25:21] <TurtleShroom> Yes.

[2011-04-03 17:25:23] <SnoopingGil|Away> And then I WANT TO RULE POP STAR

[2011-04-03 17:25:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> OH LOOK I HAVE WINGS

[2011-04-03 17:25:26] <TurtleShroom> Then he TOOK AMBITION.

[2011-04-03 17:25:29] <SnoopingGil|Away> I CAN FIRE GIANT LASERS

[2011-04-03 17:25:30] <Ipair> Marx so cool

[2011-04-03 17:25:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> AND PUKE ICE BOMBS

[2011-04-03 17:25:40] <TurtleShroom> MOVING ON.

[2011-04-03 17:25:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> WHAT THE HECK HAS HAPPENED TO ME

[2011-04-03 17:25:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay.

[2011-04-03 17:25:56] <Ipair> no lets talk about the kirby marx

[2011-04-03 17:26:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> So Mark instills a few of his values into the budding Gerald.

[2011-04-03 17:26:06] <TurtleShroom> I-Pair, Mark is a parody of Kirby Marx.

[2011-04-03 17:26:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...but how does he become a burglar?

[2011-04-03 17:26:15] <TurtleShroom> If you know something about him, feel free to help!

[2011-04-03 17:26:22] <TurtleShroom> Well, Gerald isn't that smart.

[2011-04-03 17:26:22] <Ipair> Mark was Kirby Marx'x japanese name btw

[2011-04-03 17:26:27] <SnoopingGil|Away> I mean, what does Mark really do with him?

[2011-04-03 17:26:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> They get to Polaris...

[2011-04-03 17:26:35] <TurtleShroom> He wasn't engineered for genius. He was engineered by force.

[2011-04-03 17:26:41] <TurtleShroom> I mean /for/ force.

[2011-04-03 17:26:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay, so Mark begins explaining Polaris society to Gerald.

[2011-04-03 17:27:06] <TurtleShroom> Gerald wants to please his master, so he thinks of something "bad" that involves "money".

[2011-04-03 17:27:07] <SnoopingGil|Away> When Gerald is confused by the less-than-ethical behavior of the city's upper class...

[2011-04-03 17:27:16] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...Mark treats it like normal.

[2011-04-03 17:27:17] <TurtleShroom> "I KNOW! BANK ROBBERY!!

[2011-04-03 17:27:23] <TurtleShroom> Mark: "NO!"

[2011-04-03 17:27:34] <BatteringRam> I posted a screenshot of my alpha testing

[2011-04-03 17:27:39] <TurtleShroom> ...-but eager little Gerald begs him.

[2011-04-03 17:27:48] <SnoopingGil|Away> Uh...

[2011-04-03 17:27:54] <TurtleShroom> Mark: "You can't just steal money... it'd be caught-"

[2011-04-03 17:27:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> So Gerald has the urge to fight something?

[2011-04-03 17:27:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> To break into something?

[2011-04-03 17:27:59] <BatteringRam> ANNDDD I HAVE DECIDED TO SELECT THREE LUCKY USERS TO BETA TEST

[2011-04-03 17:27:59] <TurtleShroom> /Mark smirks/

[2011-04-03 17:28:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay.

[2011-04-03 17:28:07] |<-- AeroNachos has left freenode (Ping timeout: 252 seconds)

[2011-04-03 17:28:07] <SnoopingGil|Away> And Mark disagrees initially.

[2011-04-03 17:28:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> He doesn't roll like that.

[2011-04-03 17:28:19] <TurtleShroom> Mark: "Unless it........ vanishes..."

[2011-04-03 17:28:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> But then Gerald shows off his skills.

[2011-04-03 17:28:22] <BatteringRam> Anyone interested?

[2011-04-03 17:28:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> And eventually Mark realizes there's a partnership in the making.

[2011-04-03 17:28:36] <SnoopingGil|Away> THUS BEGINS THE PARTNERSHIP

[2011-04-03 17:28:38] <SnoopingGil|Away> I like it.

[2011-04-03 17:28:40] <TurtleShroom> /Mark rubs his flippers together and the little bells on the jester hat jingle/

[2011-04-03 17:28:45] <SnoopingGil|Away> LOL

[2011-04-03 17:28:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark: Hee hee hee...

[2011-04-03 17:28:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> Gerald: Why are you laughing like that?

[2011-04-03 17:29:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark: Eh, everyone does it around hee.

[2011-04-03 17:29:03] <SnoopingGil|Away> Here*

[2011-04-03 17:29:06] <Ipair> Me always wondered why Marx was a jester

[2011-04-03 17:29:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> HE JUST IS.

[2011-04-03 17:29:20] <TurtleShroom> By the way, your idea about Gerald seeing the elite of Polaris and twisting the natural sense of right and wrong is excellent.

[2011-04-03 17:29:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yes.

[2011-04-03 17:29:46] <TurtleShroom> After all, if it was CP or Mattress Village, ect. ect. ect., it wouldn't have been easy to twist right and wrong like that.

[2011-04-03 17:29:47] <SnoopingGil|Away> Gerald gets the urge to fight or break into something because of his programming.

[2011-04-03 17:29:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yes.

[2011-04-03 17:29:59] <TurtleShroom> ...-but in Polaris...

[2011-04-03 17:30:04] <SnoopingGil|Away> Unless Mark were in EBUL, of course.

[2011-04-03 17:30:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 17:30:06] <TurtleShroom> "TO HECK WITH THE RULES! I HAVE MONEY!"

[2011-04-03 17:30:09] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 17:30:11] <TurtleShroom> ...-and...

[2011-04-03 17:30:17] <TurtleShroom> "TO HECK WITH THE RULES! I WROTE THEM!"

[2011-04-03 17:30:27] <TurtleShroom> Two TV Tropes, my good man. ;)

[2011-04-03 17:30:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> =)

[2011-04-03 17:30:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> On the other hand..

[2011-04-03 17:30:51] <TurtleShroom> So, that's your precious backstory.

[2011-04-03 17:30:54] <TurtleShroom> Happy?

[2011-04-03 17:30:55] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...you haven't PROVED we should use the Supply Shop.

[2011-04-03 17:30:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> =|

[2011-04-03 17:30:59] <TurtleShroom> :|

[2011-04-03 17:31:03] <SnoopingGil|Away> But what the heck.

[2011-04-03 17:31:07] <TurtleShroom> I did the whole thing!

[2011-04-03 17:31:07] <SnoopingGil|Away> It's only a minor plot point.

[2011-04-03 17:31:16] <TurtleShroom> I mean, even Marky has a purpose now.

[2011-04-03 17:31:18] <SnoopingGil|Away> Unless Austin can figure out a better location, I'll use it.

[2011-04-03 17:31:25] <TurtleShroom> Given, that purpose may be a plot device...

[2011-04-03 17:31:29] <TurtleShroom> ...he won't be deleted!

[2011-04-03 17:31:47] <SnoopingGil|Away> Not necessarily.

[2011-04-03 17:31:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> He could end up as a passing reference to the owner of the Supply Shop.

[2011-04-03 17:32:29] <TurtleShroom> No, he needs to be named and given a part, like I told you in the chat.

[2011-04-03 17:32:57] <TurtleShroom> Also, Marky has some deception in him: /Marky secretly replaces his supplies with junk or something from a garbage can or from the Ross Island Dump./

[2011-04-03 17:32:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS, I'm just saying that's what COULD happen to him.

[2011-04-03 17:33:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh.

[2011-04-03 17:33:18] <TurtleShroom> So I guess Mark caught him "refreshing his inventory".

[2011-04-03 17:33:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> So what about Mark's story?...

[2011-04-03 17:33:30] <TurtleShroom> I told the whole tale.

[2011-04-03 17:33:35] <TurtleShroom> OH.

[2011-04-03 17:33:37] <TurtleShroom> HIS BACKGROUND.

[2011-04-03 17:33:47] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 17:33:55] <TurtleShroom> Mark was the spoiled spawn of two upper-class, corrupt Polarian penguins.

[2011-04-03 17:33:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> Well, Mark plans the budget for HIS company.

[2011-04-03 17:34:04] <SnoopingGil|Away> That's why he's so dang cheap.

[2011-04-03 17:34:08] <TurtleShroom> One was a banker in the nationalized bank, the other was a City Councilman.

[2011-04-03 17:34:18] <Ipair> and his parents were members of the westboro baptist church

[2011-04-03 17:34:19] <Ipair> and the kkk

[2011-04-03 17:34:19] <TurtleShroom> They were both as twistedly corrupt as Nancy Pelosi.

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[2011-04-03 17:40:00] <SnoopingGil|Away> BACK TO MARK.

[2011-04-03 17:40:00] <TurtleShroom> One trip to the commode and he comes back. :|

[2011-04-03 17:40:20] <Will_k> TurtleShroom: I'm allowed to call myself what I want

[2011-04-03 17:40:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> You're not.

[2011-04-03 17:40:44] <SnoopingGil|Away> So...

[...]

[2011-04-03 17:44:12] <TurtleShroom> SO BACK TO MARK.

[2011-04-03 17:44:17] <TurtleShroom> His parents were actually good to him.

[2011-04-03 17:44:21] <TurtleShroom> They were loaded, after all.

[2011-04-03 17:44:37] <TurtleShroom> That very silver spoon contributed to half his villainy.

[2011-04-03 17:44:47] <TurtleShroom> The other half was, of course, the society he grew up in.

[2011-04-03 17:44:54] <Ipair> HE SPOLTEND

[2011-04-03 17:44:56] <TurtleShroom> All the other rich kids were corrupt and bad, too.

[2011-04-03 17:45:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh.

[2011-04-03 17:45:04] <TurtleShroom> So he's a product of his environment.

[2011-04-03 17:45:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 17:45:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> Nurture.

[2011-04-03 17:45:13] <TurtleShroom> You can't really blame him for hatching into this.

[...]

[2011-04-03 17:49:41] <Ipair> Alot of high-class folk with struggling socio-economic situations turn to crime

[2011-04-03 17:49:52] <TurtleShroom> I-Pair, Mark is LOADED.

[2011-04-03 17:49:56] <TurtleShroom> He doesn't NEED to steal.

[2011-04-03 17:49:58] <TurtleShroom> Or work.

[2011-04-03 17:50:06] <Ipair> orly?

[2011-04-03 17:50:24] <TurtleShroom> Well, they're so rich that Mark could live on his parent's money his whole life.

[2011-04-03 17:50:28] <Ipair> so he like batman?

[2011-04-03 17:50:34] <TurtleShroom> No, Batman is a good guy.

[2011-04-03 17:50:38] <TurtleShroom> ...-and he works. HARD.

[2011-04-03 17:50:41] <Ipair> so, he like bin laden?

[2011-04-03 17:50:45] <SnoopingGil|Away> That's more like Mecha Goons.

[2011-04-03 17:50:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> They're more like Batman.

[2011-04-03 17:50:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 17:50:51] =-= Will_k is now known as Happy

[2011-04-03 17:50:52] <TurtleShroom> nin Laden isn't rich. Just charismatic.

[2011-04-03 17:50:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> ANYWAY.

[2011-04-03 17:50:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> So Mark is really rich cuz of his parents...

[2011-04-03 17:51:02] <TurtleShroom> Right.

[2011-04-03 17:51:03] <Ipair> Bin Laden has loaded parents

[2011-04-03 17:51:08] <TurtleShroom> ...-but because of the way he's raised...

[2011-04-03 17:51:09] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...but why does he work?

[2011-04-03 17:51:16] <TurtleShroom> ...he WANTS to work.

[2011-04-03 17:51:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> Which is?

[2011-04-03 17:51:18] =-= Happy is now known as LuxoJr

[2011-04-03 17:51:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 17:51:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> But isn't he spoiled?

[2011-04-03 17:51:26] =-= LuxoJr is now known as Luxo

[2011-04-03 17:51:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> If he's spoiled, he wouldn't want to work.

[2011-04-03 17:51:36] =-= Luxo is now known as LuxoJr

[2011-04-03 17:51:38] <TurtleShroom> His parents are money-thirsty bankers and politicians.

[2011-04-03 17:51:42] <TurtleShroom> They instilled a work ethic.

[2011-04-03 17:51:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 17:51:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...how is that spoiling him>?

[2011-04-03 17:51:53] <TurtleShroom> Explorer, you can be spioled AND hard working.

[2011-04-03 17:51:55] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 17:51:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> ........

[2011-04-03 17:52:02] <TurtleShroom> If he wants something, he asks.

[2011-04-03 17:52:03] <SnoopingGil|Away> ._.

[2011-04-03 17:52:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> *head explodes*

[2011-04-03 17:52:07] <TurtleShroom> His parents immediately give it to him.

[2011-04-03 17:52:08] <Ipair> i thought spoilt kids where lazy

[2011-04-03 17:52:14] <TurtleShroom> Not always!

[2011-04-03 17:52:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> That doesn't motivate him to work, TS.

[2011-04-03 17:52:21] <TurtleShroom> I'm spoiled rotton by family, but I still work.

[2011-04-03 17:52:32] <TurtleShroom> Yes, but the urge to make MORE money does.

[2011-04-03 17:52:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> Rotton?...

[2011-04-03 17:52:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> So he only works for money.

[2011-04-03 17:52:42] <TurtleShroom> Right.

[2011-04-03 17:52:47] <Ipair> @

[2011-04-03 17:52:47] <SnoopingGil|Away> So he can indulge himself.

[2011-04-03 17:52:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> I see.

[2011-04-03 17:52:50] <Ipair> if someone is spoilt they get every thing they want when they want it and that can cause them to have tantrums because they think if they ask anyone for something they think they will get it and when they don't they get it they get annoyed and start a tantrum

[2011-04-03 17:52:50] =-= LuxoJr is now known as HuckFinn

[2011-04-03 17:52:51] <TurtleShroom> He is greedy, just like his old man and his mother.

[2011-04-03 17:52:51] <SnoopingGil|Away> So he's not THAT spoiled.

[2011-04-03 17:52:55] <Ipair> yahoo answerz

[2011-04-03 17:53:10] <TurtleShroom> I-Pair, there's different types of spoiling.

[2011-04-03 17:53:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS

[2011-04-03 17:53:18] <TurtleShroom> I don't always get the things I ask for.

[2011-04-03 17:53:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> DON'T LOSE TRACK

[2011-04-03 17:53:25] <Ipair> can you spoil your children by being mean to them?

[2011-04-03 17:53:29] <TurtleShroom> ...-but I don't throw a tantrum when I'm rejected.

[2011-04-03 17:53:32] <TurtleShroom> Not to my knowledge.

[2011-04-03 17:53:49] <TurtleShroom> Really, I think that Mark lived a spoiled chickhood.

[2011-04-03 17:54:00] <TurtleShroom> His parents didn't want corruption like his to remain spoiled forever...

[2011-04-03 17:54:01] <HuckFinn> Huckleberry Finn!

[2011-04-03 17:54:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay.

[2011-04-03 17:54:13] <TurtleShroom> ...so they barred him from their funds until their death.

[2011-04-03 17:54:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay.

[2011-04-03 17:54:23] <TurtleShroom> He had to start from scratch when he reached age of majority.

[2011-04-03 17:54:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> So Mark is forced to get a job.

[2011-04-03 17:54:29] <TurtleShroom> They kicked him out and said "WORK".

[2011-04-03 17:54:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> Lol.

[2011-04-03 17:54:39] <SnoopingGil|Away> So he had to get a job.

[2011-04-03 17:54:39] <TurtleShroom> Not because they hated him.

[2011-04-03 17:54:50] <TurtleShroom> ...-because they wanted him to climb the ladder.

[2011-04-03 17:54:51] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....and then his parents kicked the bucket.

[2011-04-03 17:54:55] <SnoopingGil|Away> MONEY FLOOOOOD

[2011-04-03 17:55:02] <TurtleShroom> No, his parents didn't die for years.

[2011-04-03 17:55:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> Oh.

[2011-04-03 17:55:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay.

[2011-04-03 17:55:09] <TurtleShroom> He was already self-sufficient.

[2011-04-03 17:55:09] <SnoopingGil|Away> So he got to the top by himself?

[2011-04-03 17:55:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> Wow.

[2011-04-03 17:55:14] <TurtleShroom> Yes. He's obbsessed.

[2011-04-03 17:55:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> And then the money flood kicked in and he got even richer.

[2011-04-03 17:55:20] <TurtleShroom> Just like Kirby Marx.

[2011-04-03 17:55:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh.

[2011-04-03 17:55:31] <TurtleShroom> Right. The money flood kicked in in 2010.

[2011-04-03 17:55:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> OH.

[2011-04-03 17:55:37] <SnoopingGil|Away> Wow.

[2011-04-03 17:55:41] <TurtleShroom> ACTUALLY, no.

[2011-04-03 17:55:42] <SnoopingGil|Away> Old parents!

[2011-04-03 17:55:48] <TurtleShroom> The /father/ died in 2010.

[2011-04-03 17:55:53] <TurtleShroom> Mother still has cash.

[2011-04-03 17:55:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 17:55:58] <TurtleShroom> So he's WAITING for the money flood.

[2011-04-03 17:55:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> Derp.

[2011-04-03 17:56:04] <TurtleShroom> Which leads to funny notes.

[2011-04-03 17:56:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> To do amazing things with it.

[2011-04-03 17:56:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> He should dream about it at night.

[2011-04-03 17:56:19] <TurtleShroom> "MOM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING SPENDING MY INHERI- (stops self)"

[2011-04-03 17:56:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark: Oh, yes, dear mother...

[2011-04-03 17:56:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...yes, I do love you... I've been a good son....

[2011-04-03 17:56:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...oh, dear.

[2011-04-03 17:56:44] <TurtleShroom> Sometimes, he calls his mother "Money" instead.

[2011-04-03 17:56:47] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...yes, doctor?...

[2011-04-03 17:56:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 17:56:55] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...that's terrible!...

[2011-04-03 17:56:59] <TurtleShroom> Although, Mom doesn't mind.

[2011-04-03 17:56:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...ah, the will...

[2011-04-03 17:57:04] <TurtleShroom> After all, she was that way, too.

[2011-04-03 17:57:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> Meh, I'm not getting anywhere.

[2011-04-03 17:57:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yours are better.

[2011-04-03 17:57:15] <TurtleShroom> The entire family is cuthroat-greedy.

[2011-04-03 17:57:30] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark: So, Money-- I mean, Mother...

[2011-04-03 17:57:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> Lol.

[2011-04-03 17:57:34] <TurtleShroom> They married each other... for each other's money.

[2011-04-03 17:57:37] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 17:57:42] <SnoopingGil|Away> FAI

[2011-04-03 17:57:43] <TurtleShroom> That's the funny part. Both wanted to be golddiggers...

[2011-04-03 17:57:44] <SnoopingGil|Away> FAIL

[2011-04-03 17:57:57] <TurtleShroom> ...-but it wasn't until they married that they realized BOTH worked and BOTH were loaded.

[2011-04-03 17:58:16] <TurtleShroom> They were too busy buttkissing to get the marriage so they could gold dig.

[2011-04-03 17:58:25] <TurtleShroom> ...so they never really asked much about each other. :P

[2011-04-03 17:58:39] <TurtleShroom> Of course, when they learned of each other after the wedding...

[2011-04-03 17:58:44] <TurtleShroom> ...they fell in love beyond all reason.

[2011-04-03 17:58:48] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 17:58:54] <TurtleShroom> From there, they were undyingly loyal to each other.

[2011-04-03 17:59:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> They only fell in real love when they realized they were both golddigging.

[2011-04-03 17:59:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> PERFECT.

[2011-04-03 17:59:09] <TurtleShroom> The only person they NEVER stole from or lied to was each other.

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[2011-04-03 17:59:23] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark should have been inspired by the partnership.

[2011-04-03 17:59:23] <TurtleShroom> They absolutely trusted each other and always told each other the truth.

[2011-04-03 17:59:24] <AeroNachos> Hello.

[2011-04-03 17:59:39] <SnoopingGil|Away> So Mark desperately wanted a business partner like that.

[2011-04-03 17:59:40] <TurtleShroom> Ironically, these corrupt, greedy wretches are the ultimate example of a holy marriage.

[2011-04-03 17:59:44] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 17:59:47] <TurtleShroom> Loyal, kind, loving, always trusting...

[2011-04-03 17:59:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> LOLOLOLOLOL

[2011-04-03 17:59:49] <AeroNachos> Still working on this '"Mark" thing?

[2011-04-03 17:59:53] <AeroNachos> ........

[2011-04-03 17:59:54] <Ipair> and this effected mark

[2011-04-03 17:59:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> EPIC WIN

[2011-04-03 17:59:56] <Ipair> hao?

[2011-04-03 17:59:56] <TurtleShroom> ...there for each other, best friends...

[2011-04-03 18:00:04] <TurtleShroom> Exactly what a marriage is meant to be.

[2011-04-03 18:00:09] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 18:00:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> Like Evil Love.

[2011-04-03 18:00:15] <TurtleShroom> LOL

[2011-04-03 18:00:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> WHEN OUR ROBOT ARMIES MARCH

[2011-04-03 18:00:17] <TurtleShroom> PERFECT.

[2011-04-03 18:00:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> TO THE BEATING OF OUR HEARTS

[2011-04-03 18:00:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> WE'VE GOT A LOVE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

[2011-04-03 18:00:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> That was an awesome song.

[2011-04-03 18:00:54] <TurtleShroom> Their love was so strong, that the mother actually cried BECAUSE her husband died.

[2011-04-03 18:01:05] <TurtleShroom> ...she actually FORGOT she was getting his money.

[2011-04-03 18:01:07] <SnoopingGil|Away> =(

[2011-04-03 18:01:09] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 18:01:13] <Ipair> so mark got it lol

[2011-04-03 18:01:15] <TurtleShroom> ...until AFTER the will was read.

[2011-04-03 18:01:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> LOLOLOLOL

[2011-04-03 18:01:27] <TurtleShroom> Then, he moved on. After all, it's what she wanted.

[2011-04-03 18:01:35] <TurtleShroom> They never actually lived a "can't wait 'till she dies" life.

[2011-04-03 18:01:38] <Ipair> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkxRgjCwAQs : "idiots"

[2011-04-03 18:01:47] <TurtleShroom> They were too busy loving each other and cheating everybody.

[2011-04-03 18:01:52] <TurtleShroom> Except each other.

[2011-04-03 18:01:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 18:01:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> So what about Mark?

[2011-04-03 18:02:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> He gets to the top of the ladder.

[2011-04-03 18:02:02] <TurtleShroom> Mark was born into this.

[2011-04-03 18:02:04] <SnoopingGil|Away> What company does he work for?

[2011-04-03 18:02:08] <TurtleShroom> He was taught Mafia-like stuff.

[2011-04-03 18:02:12] <Ipair> Did marks parents trust him?

[2011-04-03 18:02:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh.

[2011-04-03 18:02:15] <TurtleShroom> You know, "take each other's back".

[2011-04-03 18:02:21] <TurtleShroom> I mean, watch.

[2011-04-03 18:02:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> So Mark ends up getting fascinated with criminals.

[2011-04-03 18:02:30] <TurtleShroom> "Never betray friends. Screw over enemies."

[2011-04-03 18:02:33] <TurtleShroom> Understand?

[2011-04-03 18:02:39] <TurtleShroom> That's how his family was.

[2011-04-03 18:02:42] <SnoopingGil|Away> He should have a phase where he wants to become a criminal himself. =P

[2011-04-03 18:02:51] <AeroNachos> You know, I've always wanted Polaris to repeal the First Amendment of the United States of Antarctica Constitution.

[2011-04-03 18:02:52] <Ipair> No wait

[2011-04-03 18:02:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> In the blue-collar sense, TS.

[2011-04-03 18:02:58] <TurtleShroom> If you befriended Mark, he'd never betray you, give you up, let you down, run around, or desert you.

[2011-04-03 18:02:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> He's obviously a criminal now.

[2011-04-03 18:03:08] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yes.

[2011-04-03 18:03:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> Unless you did it to him.

[2011-04-03 18:03:16] <TurtleShroom> ...-but if you're not a friend... you're a victim.

[2011-04-03 18:03:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 18:03:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> YUP YUP.

[2011-04-03 18:03:25] <AeroNachos> Let's see..should Polaris repeal the First Amendment?

[2011-04-03 18:03:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> Like the Squeak Squad.

[2011-04-03 18:03:29] <SnoopingGil|Away> No.

[2011-04-03 18:03:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> They can't.

[2011-04-03 18:03:37] <SnoopingGil|Away> It's the national constitution.

[2011-04-03 18:03:42] <AeroNachos> The judges are bribed Explorer.

[2011-04-03 18:03:44] <AeroNachos> :P

[2011-04-03 18:03:44] <TurtleShroom> Except for friends and family, Mark couldn't give a care about it.

[2011-04-03 18:03:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> They still can't do it.

[2011-04-03 18:03:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> They could be bribed to IGNORE it.

[2011-04-03 18:03:55] <Ipair> Wait

[2011-04-03 18:03:58] <TurtleShroom> Sancho... constitutions BIND and AUTHORIZE the judges to exist.

[2011-04-03 18:03:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> But not to officially repeal it.

[2011-04-03 18:04:03] <Ipair> Maybe Mark could at one point learn to cheat his friends

[2011-04-03 18:04:07] <Ipair> but make out he didnt

[2011-04-03 18:04:14] <Ipair> and start that pattern of behaiviour

[2011-04-03 18:04:22] <TurtleShroom> I-Pair, he learned from his parents never to betray friends.

[2011-04-03 18:04:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> So where did Mark get his obsession with building stuff?

[2011-04-03 18:04:29] <TurtleShroom> Only everybody and everything else.

[2011-04-03 18:04:40] <TurtleShroom> Everyone has a hobby, Explorer.

[2011-04-03 18:04:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> Making makeshift gadgets? [2011-04-03 18:04:43] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay.

[2011-04-03 18:04:47] <SnoopingGil|Away> What about the jester hat?

[2011-04-03 18:04:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> The weird outfit?

[2011-04-03 18:04:53] <TurtleShroom> It relieves the stress of the Polarian workplace.

[2011-04-03 18:04:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 18:05:02] <AeroNachos> Polaris is very liberal, you know. So, why not repeal something the citizens don't like.

[2011-04-03 18:05:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> He does it to lower people's guards.

[2011-04-03 18:05:09] <SnoopingGil|Away> Sancho, you don't get it.

[2011-04-03 18:05:16] <TurtleShroom> Actually, I always imagined him dressing sharp and snazzy... except loud ties and a jester's hat.

[2011-04-03 18:05:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> You CANNOT repeal the Constitution without the national legislature.

[2011-04-03 18:05:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 18:05:35] <TurtleShroom> Sancho, judges' authority to rule is FROM the Constitution.

[2011-04-03 18:05:37] <AeroNachos> It's only a part of it.

[2011-04-03 18:05:39] <SnoopingGil|Away> Only the SPC or the Big Three combined could do that.

[2011-04-03 18:05:43] <TurtleShroom> Without the Constitution, the judges have no authority.

[2011-04-03 18:05:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> You CAN'T CAN'T CAN'T CAN'T CAN'T CAN'T DO IT.

[2011-04-03 18:05:54] <TurtleShroom> It's called the "Social Contract".

[2011-04-03 18:05:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> NEVER NEVER NEVER.

[2011-04-03 18:06:04] <TurtleShroom> For a liberal, you sure don't know /classic/ liberalism.

[2011-04-03 18:06:05] <AeroNachos> It's the First Amendment only.

[2011-04-03 18:06:09] <SnoopingGil|Away> =|

[2011-04-03 18:06:18] <TurtleShroom> IRONY ALERT: /classic/ liberalism = GOP platform

[2011-04-03 18:06:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> I thought you two were the politics experts.

[2011-04-03 18:06:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> Sancho, YOU CAN'T REPEAL ANY PART OF THE CONSTITUTION

[2011-04-03 18:06:42] <TurtleShroom> The RL USA tried that.

[2011-04-03 18:06:44] <SnoopingGil|Away> WITHOUT CONGRESS OR SOME NATIONAL THINGUMMY.

[2011-04-03 18:07:01] <TurtleShroom> The South wanted to nullify certain laws based on their interpretation of the Constitution.

[2011-04-03 18:07:09] <TurtleShroom> Actually Explorer, you can IGNORE an amendment.

[2011-04-03 18:07:12] <Ipair> hm

[2011-04-03 18:07:17] <AeroNachos> Okay...

[2011-04-03 18:07:18] <Ipair> heres a strange thought

[2011-04-03 18:07:18] <TurtleShroom> Without enforcement, it's just ink on paper.

[2011-04-03 18:07:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yes.

[2011-04-03 18:07:22] <Ipair> where is 'south antartica'

[2011-04-03 18:07:22] <TurtleShroom> HOWEVER...

[2011-04-03 18:07:23] <SnoopingGil|Away> But you can't REPEAL it.

[2011-04-03 18:07:29] <AeroNachos> Polaris is ignoring the First Amendment.

[2011-04-03 18:07:29] <SnoopingGil|Away> South Antarctica?

[2011-04-03 18:07:33] <SnoopingGil|Away> That's the inland area.

[2011-04-03 18:07:38] <SnoopingGil|Away> It's away from the coastline.

[2011-04-03 18:07:40] <TurtleShroom> True Sancho, but the higher courts would overrule that.

[2011-04-03 18:07:41] <AeroNachos> YAY! YAY! YAY!

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[2011-04-03 18:07:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> That's what I said earlier.

[2011-04-03 18:07:50] <TurtleShroom> ...-and the NATIONAL JURISDICTION POLICE would enforce it.

[2011-04-03 18:07:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> They can ignore it.

[2011-04-03 18:07:55] <SnoopingGil|Away> They can't repeal it.

[2011-04-03 18:08:08] <TurtleShroom> Remember, the AIA, EPF, and if not, VIGILANTES will enforce the Amendment.

[2011-04-03 18:08:13] <TurtleShroom> So absolutely they can ignore it.

[2011-04-03 18:08:20] <TurtleShroom> They just can't get away with it. ;)

[2011-04-03 18:08:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 18:08:27] <SnoopingGil|Away> So, TS?

[2011-04-03 18:08:29] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark?

[2011-04-03 18:08:30] <AeroNachos> Now for Polaris to ignore the First Amendment of the USA Constitution!

[2011-04-03 18:08:33] <SnoopingGil|Away> What company does he work for?

[2011-04-03 18:08:33] <TurtleShroom> LOL

[2011-04-03 18:08:41] <TurtleShroom> I say he follows his mother.

[2011-04-03 18:08:46] <TurtleShroom> Polaris Nationalized.

[2011-04-03 18:08:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> What's dat?

[2011-04-03 18:08:53] <AeroNachos> He can work for SkyJet Aviation Holdings.

[2011-04-03 18:08:54] <TurtleShroom> The city bank that rivals Maverick's.

[2011-04-03 18:08:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> Ah.

[2011-04-03 18:08:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh.

[2011-04-03 18:09:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> Wait.

[2011-04-03 18:09:07] <SnoopingGil|Away> He plans the budget and spending for his company, TS.

[2011-04-03 18:09:11] <TurtleShroom> It's state-owned (AKA government controls it).

[2011-04-03 18:09:12] <AeroNachos> It's called PNB. Polaris National Bank.

[2011-04-03 18:09:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> Can you really pull that off with a bank?...

[2011-04-03 18:09:18] <TurtleShroom> True.

[2011-04-03 18:09:21] <TurtleShroom> Put him in the Holdings.

[2011-04-03 18:09:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> Holdings?

[2011-04-03 18:09:27] <SnoopingGil|Away> =\

[2011-04-03 18:09:28] <TurtleShroom> Sancho, is that okay with you?

[2011-04-03 18:09:35] <Ipair> did you know the UK has no official constitution

[2011-04-03 18:09:36] <SnoopingGil|Away> Oh.

[2011-04-03 18:09:38] <AeroNachos> SkyJet Aviation Holdings is an airline company.

[2011-04-03 18:09:39] <AeroNachos> :P

[2011-04-03 18:09:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> Skyjet Aviation Holdings...

[2011-04-03 18:09:42] <TurtleShroom> I did, I-Pair.

[2011-04-03 18:09:55] <AeroNachos> It's based in Polaris and South Pole City.

[2011-04-03 18:09:58] <Ipair> they just have common lawz

[2011-04-03 18:09:58] <TurtleShroom> Technically, the Parliament can do ANYTHING it so by law directs.

[2011-04-03 18:10:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> So he controls the budgeting for Skyjet.

[2011-04-03 18:10:08] <SnoopingGil|Away> Huh.

[2011-04-03 18:10:13] <TurtleShroom> The Polarian branch.

[2011-04-03 18:10:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> I dunno about putting him in aviation. =\

[2011-04-03 18:10:20] <AeroNachos> He needs to order planes.

[2011-04-03 18:10:23] <AeroNachos> and maintenance.

[2011-04-03 18:10:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay....

[2011-04-03 18:10:26] <AeroNachos> and airplane food.

[2011-04-03 18:10:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....but why aviation?

[2011-04-03 18:10:32] <TurtleShroom> You don't have to fly to work in an airport. 9_9

[2011-04-03 18:10:33] <Ipair> yeah thats why Cromwell banned christmas and everything

[2011-04-03 18:10:44] <SnoopingGil|Away> Also, he should manipulate the budget so that some of it goes to him.

[2011-04-03 18:10:45] <AeroNachos> Aviation is a major industry in Polaris.

[2011-04-03 18:10:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh.

[2011-04-03 18:10:51] <TurtleShroom> Explorer, he's the TREASURER/

[2011-04-03 18:10:53] <AeroNachos> So is banking.

[2011-04-03 18:10:59] <TurtleShroom> All he does is writes and maintains the government.

[2011-04-03 18:11:03] <TurtleShroom> I mean the budget.

[2011-04-03 18:11:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> Huh?

[2011-04-03 18:11:07] <SnoopingGil|Away> Oh.

[2011-04-03 18:11:16] <SnoopingGil|Away> But can't he manipulate it so that some of it goes to him?

[2011-04-03 18:11:16] <TurtleShroom> He has PEOPLE to buy stuff with (what's left of) the budget.

[2011-04-03 18:11:16] <AeroNachos> SJAH is a 411 billion Fish company.

[2011-04-03 18:11:17] <AeroNachos> :P

[2011-04-03 18:11:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> Embezzling. =P

[2011-04-03 18:11:21] <TurtleShroom> Oh, heck he can.

[2011-04-03 18:11:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay.

[2011-04-03 18:11:30] <SnoopingGil|Away> So he embezzles from Skyjet.

[2011-04-03 18:11:32] <TurtleShroom> Especially if THOSE are the profits.

[2011-04-03 18:11:33] <SnoopingGil|Away> And he gets away with it.

[2011-04-03 18:11:41] <TurtleShroom> That's why the stock dividends are lower than you'd think.

[2011-04-03 18:11:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 18:11:48] <SnoopingGil|Away> Wait, what?

[2011-04-03 18:11:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 18:11:52] <TurtleShroom> I mean, with loot like that, it should be HUGE dividends.

[2011-04-03 18:11:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...economics....

[2011-04-03 18:11:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> =\

[2011-04-03 18:11:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> WHAAAAAAAAAA

[2011-04-03 18:12:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> Nevermind...

[2011-04-03 18:12:08] <AeroNachos> SkyJet Aviation Holdings controls 7 airlines.

[2011-04-03 18:12:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> So Mark is in aviation.

[2011-04-03 18:12:19] <AeroNachos> That is approximately 6 billion/airline.

[2011-04-03 18:12:22] <TurtleShroom> ...-but it isn't... -because they have to compensate for the corruption, embezzlement, and "campaign contributions".

[2011-04-03 18:12:27] <SnoopingGil|Away> Remember, he also secretly gets involved with criminals.

[2011-04-03 18:12:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> He controls a number of small gangs.

[2011-04-03 18:12:35] <TurtleShroom> No.

[2011-04-03 18:12:38] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 18:12:41] <TurtleShroom> I'm afraid that'll be Gerald.

[2011-04-03 18:12:44] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....

[2011-04-03 18:12:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...okay.

[2011-04-03 18:12:48] <SnoopingGil|Away> As long as it's one of the two.

[2011-04-03 18:12:49] <TurtleShroom> He's "above" petty gangs.

[2011-04-03 18:12:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> But why Gerald?

[2011-04-03 18:12:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> TS...

[2011-04-03 18:12:58] <TurtleShroom> Gerald likes to fight and stuff.

[2011-04-03 18:13:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 18:13:04] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...why Gerald, anyway?

[2011-04-03 18:13:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark is the mastermind of the partnership.

[2011-04-03 18:13:15] <TurtleShroom> Mark's crimes are done with pencils and sheets of paper.

[2011-04-03 18:13:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> He's manipulative.

[2011-04-03 18:13:20] <TurtleShroom> Mark is passive.

[2011-04-03 18:13:26] <AeroNachos> Here: http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/wiki/SkyJet_Aviation_Holdings

[2011-04-03 18:13:28] <TurtleShroom> He only steps in when Gerald gets busted.

[2011-04-03 18:13:36] <TurtleShroom> Or when Gerald needs laundering.

[2011-04-03 18:13:42] <TurtleShroom> Or when Gerald needs SOMETHING.

[2011-04-03 18:13:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay, Mark got the gangs into a debt trap... but he lets Gerald pull their strings.

[2011-04-03 18:13:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> Because Gerald likes having gang puppets.

[2011-04-03 18:13:59] <TurtleShroom> Debt trap. Didn't think of that...

[2011-04-03 18:14:00] <SnoopingGil|Away> Mark just trapped them for Gerald.

[2011-04-03 18:14:05] <AeroNachos> The airline spends at least 90 billion a year on planes and other things.

[2011-04-03 18:14:05] <AeroNachos> :P

[2011-04-03 18:14:10] <AeroNachos> *Company

[2011-04-03 18:14:12] <TurtleShroom> Wait, he'd have to be able to seize assets if he wasn't.

[2011-04-03 18:14:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> Huh?

[2011-04-03 18:14:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[2011-04-03 18:14:25] <TurtleShroom> Debt trap requires lien/collateral.

[2011-04-03 18:14:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> Please explain.

[2011-04-03 18:14:32] <TurtleShroom> Well, if you don't pay debts, you have to lose something.

[2011-04-03 18:14:35] <AeroNachos> But the actual budget is 100 billion.

[2011-04-03 18:14:36] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 18:14:38] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...simple.

[2011-04-03 18:14:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> Actual control of the gang.

[2011-04-03 18:14:42] <TurtleShroom> It's why houses are forclosed and cars repossessed.

[2011-04-03 18:14:44] <SnoopingGil|Away> They obey Gerald.

[2011-04-03 18:15:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> That's their "collateral".

[2011-04-03 18:15:03] <AeroNachos> Polaris actually has large condos in the Downtown Island.

[2011-04-03 18:15:07] <TurtleShroom> So, Mark made a personal loan to a cash-strapped gang, and... ?

[2011-04-03 18:15:08] <AeroNachos> No houses.

[2011-04-03 18:15:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...you're right.

[2011-04-03 18:15:16] <SnoopingGil|Away> They could just double cross him.

[2011-04-03 18:15:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> He DOES need collateral.

[2011-04-03 18:15:23] <SnoopingGil|Away> I KNOW!

[2011-04-03 18:15:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> IT'S THE TRIPLE STAR PARODY!

[2011-04-03 18:15:28] <TurtleShroom> ?

[2011-04-03 18:15:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> It's some kind of valuable artifact.

[2011-04-03 18:15:45] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v AeroNachos by TurtleShroom

[2011-04-03 18:15:45] <SnoopingGil|Away> It was the binding collateral that forces the Squeak Squad parody to work for Mark...

[2011-04-03 18:15:51] <TurtleShroom> O_O

[2011-04-03 18:15:51] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....but then there's all those other gangs.

[2011-04-03 18:15:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> Eh, he took something valuable from them.

[2011-04-03 18:15:59] <AeroNachos> TS, also, SkyJet Aviation Holdings is buying Polaris' airport.

[2011-04-03 18:15:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> Simple.

[2011-04-03 18:16:06] <TurtleShroom> ...-and if they don't obey, he destroys it?

[2011-04-03 18:16:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> Um...

[2011-04-03 18:16:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...I guess?

[2011-04-03 18:16:14] <AeroNachos> They rent it from the PCC for 7 billion/year,

[2011-04-03 18:16:19] <TurtleShroom> Hmm. Cunning AND without breaking a sweat.

[2011-04-03 18:16:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> Or he can sell it to a pawnbroker.

[2011-04-03 18:16:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> Then he can get rid of it AND make money.

[2011-04-03 18:16:31] <TurtleShroom> That's good for him.

[2011-04-03 18:16:34] <TurtleShroom> Nice.

[2011-04-03 18:16:50] <TurtleShroom> Mark is almost always in his office, either doing his actual job or doing crime.

[2011-04-03 18:16:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> He does this to every small gang he traps.

[2011-04-03 18:16:57] <TurtleShroom> Gerald is on "line seven".

[2011-04-03 18:17:03] <SnoopingGil|Away> Then he just lets Gerald control them.

[2011-04-03 18:17:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> He's not really into puppeteering gangs.

[2011-04-03 18:17:16] <TurtleShroom> Gerald can contact Mark at any time with a special hotline.

[2011-04-03 18:17:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh.

[2011-04-03 18:17:29] <TurtleShroom> Virtual cookiies abound if you understand "line seven".

[2011-04-03 18:17:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 18:17:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...darn.

[2011-04-03 18:17:42] <SnoopingGil|Away> No cookies for me. =|

[2011-04-03 18:17:43] <AeroNachos> Just to tell you, the SkyJet Tower is a 1,100 ft. high glass skyscraper, and the offices for the Executives are on the 96th floor. The top floor, actually.

[2011-04-03 18:17:44] <TurtleShroom> You call yourself a Kirby fan?

[2011-04-03 18:17:51] <SnoopingGil|Away> Wait.

[2011-04-03 18:17:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....

[2011-04-03 18:18:00] <TurtleShroom> Marx... Kirby... *seven* ...

[2011-04-03 18:18:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...TS, isn't that a little vague?

[2011-04-03 18:18:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yes, there are seven planets...

[2011-04-03 18:18:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...so?

[2011-04-03 18:18:22] <TurtleShroom> THE SEVEN STARS NEEDED FOR NOVA

[2011-04-03 18:18:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> I know.

[2011-04-03 18:18:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> Seven planets.

[2011-04-03 18:18:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> Woopty-doo.

[2011-04-03 18:18:44] <TurtleShroom> THE PLOT FOR THE GAME...

[2011-04-03 18:18:47] <SnoopingGil|Away> I know.

[2011-04-03 18:18:48] <TurtleShroom> :\

[2011-04-03 18:18:54] <TurtleShroom> It's an obvious reference...

[2011-04-03 18:18:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> Not that obvious.

[2011-04-03 18:19:06] <TurtleShroom> Whatever.

[2011-04-03 18:19:12] <TurtleShroom> Are you satisfied?

[2011-04-03 18:19:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> It could be Line 20; Marx is the 20th boss in the Arena.

[2011-04-03 18:19:28] <TurtleShroom> Am I through writing your article for you?

[2011-04-03 18:19:36] <SnoopingGil|Away> Not the whole article.

[2011-04-03 18:19:38] <SnoopingGil|Away> Just the backstory.

[2011-04-03 18:19:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> Oh wait.

[2011-04-03 18:19:41] <TurtleShroom> No, that many lines would be suspicious for one penguin.

[2011-04-03 18:19:45] <SnoopingGil|Away> You did help with some of the involvement.

[2011-04-03 18:19:47] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 18:19:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay.

[2011-04-03 18:19:54] <TurtleShroom> The Treasurer does not really need twenty lines, does he?

[2011-04-03 18:19:55] <SnoopingGil|Away> Run along.

[2011-04-03 18:19:58] <TurtleShroom> Seven is a stretch.

[2011-04-03 18:20:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> I'll pitch this to Austin later.

[2011-04-03 18:20:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> BTW, good work!

[2011-04-03 18:20:16] <SnoopingGil|Away> =)

[2011-04-03 18:20:24] <TurtleShroom> You have the logs, remember?

[2011-04-03 18:20:24] <AeroNachos> TS, who would keep their money in Polaris National Bank anyways?

[2011-04-03 18:20:28] <TurtleShroom> In your documents folder?

[2011-04-03 18:20:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> Right.

[2011-04-03 18:20:42] <TurtleShroom> Anyone that doesn't want the law snooping in their accounts, of course!

[2011-04-03 18:20:51] <TurtleShroom> Same as Maverick National.

[2011-04-03 18:20:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh.

[2011-04-03 18:20:55] <AeroNachos> Right.

[2011-04-03 18:21:07] <TurtleShroom> Although, with corrupt judges...

[2011-04-03 18:21:11] <AeroNachos> It should be more profitable. Polaris is near South Pole City..

[2011-04-03 18:21:12] <TurtleShroom> ...any bank can be Swiss-secret.

[2011-04-03 18:21:24] <TurtleShroom> After all, they'd refuse to issue warrents for bank searches!

[2011-04-03 18:21:39] <AeroNachos> Yes.

[2011-04-03 18:21:49] <TurtleShroom> ...-and corrupt Polarian cops are only sworn to stop PHYSICAL CRIMES.

[2011-04-03 18:21:51] <AeroNachos> The feds can't even infiltrate.

[2011-04-03 18:22:19] <TurtleShroom> A loophole in a high place forbids the federal and higher courts from meddling with Polarian courts when it comes to warrents.

[2011-04-03 18:22:31] <TurtleShroom> Only a Polarian judge can issue a Polarian warrent.

[2011-04-03 18:22:38] <AeroNachos> PCC passed a Banking Privacy Bill. It prohibits the government from looking at your moolah.

[2011-04-03 18:22:49] <TurtleShroom> ...-because they created a seperate class of warrants that no judge can issue.

[2011-04-03 18:22:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> Polaris isn't near SPC!

[2011-04-03 18:22:54] <TurtleShroom> It was a loophole about legislatures.

[2011-04-03 18:22:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> It's on the coast. =|

[2011-04-03 18:23:01] <TurtleShroom> Best part?

[2011-04-03 18:23:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> Wait...

[2011-04-03 18:23:14] <AeroNachos> Explorer, do you know the term "PRIVATE JET"?

[2011-04-03 18:23:21] <TurtleShroom> No judge has the authority to issue a Polarian bank warrant... except Polarian banks.

[2011-04-03 18:23:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> Does Gerald only get arrested in Polaris?

[2011-04-03 18:23:31] <AeroNachos> Yes.

[2011-04-03 18:23:33] <SnoopingGil|Away> Or does he commit crime all over the USA?

[2011-04-03 18:23:46] <TurtleShroom> ...-and the upper courts have sued themselves (AKA Polaris courts) to get permission...

[2011-04-03 18:23:51] <SnoopingGil|Away> Because what does Mark do if Gerald is arrested in some non-corrupt place like CP?

[2011-04-03 18:24:00] <TurtleShroom> ...-but the krytocracy is hurting itself in this situation...

[2011-04-03 18:24:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> He has the most sway in Polaris. Everywhere else... meh.

[2011-04-03 18:24:16] <TurtleShroom> ...-because the only courts of first instance (Polarian jurisdictions) refuse to hear it.

[2011-04-03 18:24:23] <TurtleShroom> Judge Xavier or Big Three could hear it...

[2011-04-03 18:24:27] <AeroNachos> Polaris is not really a crime-ridden city.

[2011-04-03 18:24:39] <TurtleShroom> ...-but the Big Three can't reach a consensus to call fourth the Polarian courts...

[2011-04-03 18:24:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yes, because it's not really ridden of crime.

[2011-04-03 18:24:42] <AeroNachos> It has the highest standard of life in the USA.

[2011-04-03 18:24:43] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 18:24:57] <TurtleShroom> ...-and Judge Xavier fears those "icky nasties" down in Polaris.

[2011-04-03 18:24:59] <AeroNachos> Everything is shiny and clean.

[2011-04-03 18:25:02] <TurtleShroom> On the outside.

[2011-04-03 18:25:04] <TurtleShroom> ;)

[2011-04-03 18:25:09] <SnoopingGil|Away> ;)

[2011-04-03 18:25:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> 9_9

[2011-04-03 18:25:14] <AeroNachos> The quality-of-life is good.

[2011-04-03 18:25:19] <TurtleShroom> I'll give you that.

[2011-04-03 18:25:21] <AeroNachos> The ease of business is good.

[2011-04-03 18:25:26] <TurtleShroom> Mark and family lived in LUXURY.

[2011-04-03 18:25:33] <TurtleShroom> ...as did the elites and large upper class.

[2011-04-03 18:25:52] <TurtleShroom> For such a liberal town... they sure are lax on businesses.

[2011-04-03 18:25:56] <AeroNachos> Polaris Island (Pop. 2,300,000) is full of high class elites.

[2011-04-03 18:26:00] <TurtleShroom> I think they're more Libertarian.

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[2011-04-03 18:26:07] <AeroNachos> Even though they live in condos.

[2011-04-03 18:26:07] <TurtleShroom> The government stays out of the way.

[2011-04-03 18:26:15] <TurtleShroom> ...-but then again..

[2011-04-03 18:26:33] <AeroNachos> The average income in Polaris could be about 101,000.

[2011-04-03 18:26:38] <TurtleShroom> ...healthcare is big government, and the education subsidies (1000 for all citizens) are anti-capitalism...

[2011-04-03 18:26:48] <TurtleShroom> ...so I can't say "Libertarian".

[2011-04-03 18:26:53] <AeroNachos> There are so many companies based in Polaris..

[2011-04-03 18:26:54] <TurtleShroom> Crud, I'm confused.

[2011-04-03 18:27:09] <TurtleShroom> There are no ethics/anti-corruption laws, and businesses can pretty much by the elections and judges.

[2011-04-03 18:27:20] <AeroNachos> Polaris has free health care (500 per citizen)

[2011-04-03 18:27:22] <TurtleShroom> ...-but at the same time, healthcare is free, pure, and good.

[2011-04-03 18:27:27] <TurtleShroom> ...-as are the schools.

[2011-04-03 18:27:33] <SnoopingGil|Away> GOOD SCHOOLS

[2011-04-03 18:27:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> =DDD

[2011-04-03 18:27:35] <AeroNachos> Education is really good.

[2011-04-03 18:27:36] <TurtleShroom> The ONLY two non-corrupt institutions in Polaris.

[2011-04-03 18:27:38] <TurtleShroom> The ONLY two non-corrupt institutions in Polaris!!

[2011-04-03 18:27:48] <AeroNachos> The Airport is corrupt.

[2011-04-03 18:27:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> d(-_-d)

[2011-04-03 18:27:51] <TurtleShroom> (CURSE YOU ETHICS BOARDS)

[2011-04-03 18:27:53] <AeroNachos> A company bought the airport.

[2011-04-03 18:28:04] <TurtleShroom> BACKSTORY.

[2011-04-03 18:28:15] <TurtleShroom> The Ethics Boards of Polaris are federal overseers forced on Polaris.

[2011-04-03 18:28:23] <TurtleShroom> It was either THAT, or submit to a full city audit.

[2011-04-03 18:28:37] <TurtleShroom> TS had Melvin put that before a SPC vote.

[2011-04-03 18:28:38] <AeroNachos> They have a small office in the Polaris Harborfront Center.

[2011-04-03 18:28:57] <TurtleShroom> Of course, the Polarian representative filibustered it.

[2011-04-03 18:28:58] <AeroNachos> Why does TSP hate Polaris, anywho?

[2011-04-03 18:29:02] <TurtleShroom> OH DID HE FILIBUSTER IT.

[2011-04-03 18:29:14] <TurtleShroom> Well, besides being liberal, it's the most corrupt place in Antarctica.

[2011-04-03 18:29:23] <TurtleShroom> White collar crime gets a free pas.

[2011-04-03 18:29:27] <TurtleShroom> Pass, pardon.

[2011-04-03 18:29:38] <AeroNachos> Not really..

[2011-04-03 18:29:42] <TurtleShroom> TS couldn't even step foot in that town because of all its corruption.

[2011-04-03 18:29:56] <AeroNachos> Corruption is hidden away.

[2011-04-03 18:30:01] <AeroNachos> In the backrooms..

[2011-04-03 18:30:04] <TurtleShroom> Right.

[2011-04-03 18:30:11] <AeroNachos> of a 700 ft. tall skyscraper.

[2011-04-03 18:30:12] <TurtleShroom> Along with the corrupt politics, kickbacks...

[2011-04-03 18:30:15] <TurtleShroom> All of that.

[2011-04-03 18:30:20] <TurtleShroom> ...-but don't you know TS?

[2011-04-03 18:30:23] <TurtleShroom> He's a wiretapper!

[2011-04-03 18:30:26] <TurtleShroom> A snooper!

[2011-04-03 18:30:32] <TurtleShroom> HOLYBERDEN MANHOLES.

[2011-04-03 18:30:43] <TurtleShroom> He's seen the corruption of Polaris. He's powerless to stop it, but he's seen it.

[2011-04-03 18:30:52] <AeroNachos> There are no Holyberden Manholes in Polaris.

[2011-04-03 18:30:59] <TurtleShroom> You'd THINK that...

[2011-04-03 18:31:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 18:31:16] <TurtleShroom> Besides, the corruption's an open secret.

[2011-04-03 18:31:24] <AeroNachos> Polaris is a clean city, the people are friendly, nice, the health care is good, the education is wonderful.

[2011-04-03 18:31:25] <TurtleShroom> Everyone knows that there is corruption.

[2011-04-03 18:31:31] <TurtleShroom> NO ONE knows how bad it is, though.

[2011-04-03 18:31:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> It's Polaris's "little problem".

[2011-04-03 18:31:37] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 18:31:38] <AeroNachos> Still, Polaris has a high approval rating of 97%.

[2011-04-03 18:31:52] <TurtleShroom> Yes, because the common, middle class penguin gets their bread and circuses.

[2011-04-03 18:32:02] <AeroNachos> They do.

[2011-04-03 18:32:23] <TurtleShroom> They're content, because they've got all they ever wanted and more. Let the government be as dark as night. As long as I get my free healthcare and school, you can rob me blind legally!

[2011-04-03 18:32:34] <TurtleShroom> Sadly, a lot of people are like that in RL.

[2011-04-03 18:32:44] <TurtleShroom> ...-but hey, that's REALISM! HUZZAH!

[2011-04-03 18:33:05] <AeroNachos> Polaris also put helicopters into their Public Transit.

[2011-04-03 18:33:12] <TurtleShroom> By the way, those polls aren't trusetd.

[2011-04-03 18:33:20] <AeroNachos> Why?

[2011-04-03 18:33:21] <TurtleShroom> The PCC obviously spins it to make them look good.

[2011-04-03 18:33:43] <TurtleShroom> They only ask the upper crust, for example.

[2011-04-03 18:33:44] <AeroNachos> No...The people love the city.

[2011-04-03 18:33:56] <TurtleShroom> They love the CITY. Not neccesarily the people that run it.

[2011-04-03 18:34:08] <AeroNachos> As owner of the article, I think it should be around 88%.

[2011-04-03 18:34:15] <AeroNachos> Switch that around.

[2011-04-03 18:34:26] <TurtleShroom> Of the city itself? Or the corrupted goons within?

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[2011-04-03 18:34:34] <AeroNachos> The PCC.

[2011-04-03 18:34:54] <AeroNachos> The city itself has an approval of 96%.

[2011-04-03 18:34:56] <TurtleShroom> How can something so corrupt, so dishonest... how can they get an 88% raiting without editing the polls?

[2011-04-03 18:35:15] <TurtleShroom> I mean, is ALL of Polaris corrupt? Or, are they all blind to this? Or, do they just not care and have moral dissonance?

[2011-04-03 18:35:18] <AeroNachos> The people don't really see corruption as a problem.

[2011-04-03 18:35:21] <TurtleShroom> OH.

[2011-04-03 18:35:22] <TurtleShroom> I SEE.

[2011-04-03 18:35:23] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yeah.

[2011-04-03 18:35:24] <TurtleShroom> OKAY.

[2011-04-03 18:35:33] <AeroNachos> The parks are all good, the air is clean.

[2011-04-03 18:35:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> "Well, at least we get nice "

[2011-04-03 18:35:42] <TurtleShroom> So they don't know how deep the rabbit hole goes, or they just aren't the best people?

[2011-04-03 18:35:43] <SnoopingGil|Away> They're complacent.

[2011-04-03 18:35:48] <SnoopingGil|Away> They're just complacent.

[2011-04-03 18:35:48] <TurtleShroom> Or, is it bread and circuses again?

[2011-04-03 18:35:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> Probably bread and circuses.

[2011-04-03 18:35:57] <AeroNachos> Everything is somehow accredited to the PCC.

[2011-04-03 18:36:02] * TurtleShroom looks up "complacent".

[2011-04-03 18:36:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> Or maybe a mixture of the rabbit hole and bread and circuses.

[2011-04-03 18:36:27] <TurtleShroom> DEFINITION: "contented to a fault with oneself or one's actions; "he had become complacent after years of success"; "his self-satisfied dignity""

[2011-04-03 18:36:27] <AeroNachos> Polaris has approval ratings of 88 and 96%.

[2011-04-03 18:36:38] <TurtleShroom> Well, that makes perfect sense. /nods/

[2011-04-03 18:36:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> Contented to a fault.

[2011-04-03 18:36:44] <TurtleShroom> I completely see how it could work.

[2011-04-03 18:36:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> They don't care whether Polaris is corrupted or not.

[2011-04-03 18:36:47] <TurtleShroom> All righty then!

[2011-04-03 18:36:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> THEY GET NICE HEALTHCARE BENEFITS!

[2011-04-03 18:36:55] <SnoopingGil|Away> =DDDD

[2011-04-03 18:36:57] <TurtleShroom> LOL

[2011-04-03 18:37:00] <SnoopingGil|Away> Completely missing the point. =P

[2011-04-03 18:37:04] <AeroNachos> You get one free surgery a year.

[2011-04-03 18:37:14] <TurtleShroom> It's a good thing the Feds have those ethics boards.

[2011-04-03 18:37:20] <TurtleShroom> Corrupt healthcare.... brrr!!

[2011-04-03 18:37:22] <AeroNachos> and you get to choose your own doctor and hospital.

[2011-04-03 18:37:30] <AeroNachos> The health care is not corrupt.

[2011-04-03 18:37:44] <AeroNachos> The educational institutions are not corrupt.

[2011-04-03 18:37:48] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yeah.

[2011-04-03 18:37:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> No corrupt schools plz.

[2011-04-03 18:37:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> =\

[2011-04-03 18:38:06] <TurtleShroom> Thanks to the powerful federal ethics boards, the healthcare is pure, honest, clean, and so upright that the poorest Unoian citizens occasionally make a visit.

[2011-04-03 18:38:16] <TurtleShroom> I love irony.

[2011-04-03 18:38:21] <AeroNachos> GTG..

[2011-04-03 18:38:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 18:38:31] <TurtleShroom> ...-and they go home with "I LOVE POLARIAN HEALTHCARE" T-shirts!

[2011-04-03 18:38:37] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD

[2011-04-03 18:38:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> Bye Sancho.

[2011-04-03 18:39:07] <TurtleShroom> If I didn't have to leave, I'd wrtie the "Polarian Boards of Purity".

[2011-04-03 18:39:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> YOU TOO?

[2011-04-03 18:39:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> =(

[2011-04-03 18:39:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> Dinner, huh?

[2011-04-03 18:39:43] <SnoopingGil|Away> Wait, now, or later?

[2011-04-03 18:39:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 18:39:49] <TurtleShroom> The "Board of Pure Healthcare" and "Board of Objective, Righteous, Nonbiased Education".

[2011-04-03 18:39:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> BPH....

[2011-04-03 18:39:59] <TurtleShroom> BPH and BORNE.

[2011-04-03 18:40:00] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....BORNE?

[2011-04-03 18:40:25] <TurtleShroom> BORNE = "carried, supported"

[2011-04-03 18:40:32] <TurtleShroom> ;)

[2011-04-03 18:40:44] <SnoopingGil|Away> Do you have to leave now, or later?

[2011-04-03 18:40:45] <TurtleShroom> TurtleShroom's father is on both boards.

[2011-04-03 18:40:48] <TurtleShroom> In four minutes.

[2011-04-03 18:40:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 18:40:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> Oh.

[2011-04-03 18:40:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> So...

[2011-04-03 18:40:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...what's Mark's last name?

[2011-04-03 18:41:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> And what does he wear?...

[2011-04-03 18:41:03] <TurtleShroom> Let me think...

[2011-04-03 18:41:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> Besides the jester hat. =P

[2011-04-03 18:41:14] <TurtleShroom> Well, his last name... should be Nadoff.

[2011-04-03 18:41:20] <TurtleShroom> Like Madoff, but with a N.

[2011-04-03 18:41:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> Nadoff?...

[2011-04-03 18:41:23] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-04-03 18:41:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> Madoff?

[2011-04-03 18:41:33] <TurtleShroom> World's largest Ponzi scheme. Noob.

[2011-04-03 18:41:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/documents/st_madoff_victims_20081215.html

[2011-04-03 18:41:48] <SnoopingGil|Away> OOOOOHHHHHH.

[2011-04-03 18:41:51] <TurtleShroom> Mark Nadoff.

[2011-04-03 18:42:06] <TurtleShroom> His early background? His great-great grandparents are from Pengolia.

[2011-04-03 18:42:14] <TurtleShroom> They made their way to Polaris.

[2011-04-03 18:42:28] <TurtleShroom> They became wealthy and kept the old country's corruption, which was amplified.

[2011-04-03 18:42:41] <TurtleShroom> Their species' aggression propelled them to the top.

[2011-04-03 18:42:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh.

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[2011-04-03 18:43:01] <TurtleShroom> Both sides of the family had this background.

[2011-04-03 18:43:09] <TurtleShroom> In fact, that's one reason they fell head over heels.

[2011-04-03 18:43:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> So the area around Trans-Antarctica and Pengolia is called the old country.

[2011-04-03 18:43:12] <TurtleShroom> They were so alike.

[2011-04-03 18:43:18] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh.

[2011-04-03 18:43:22] <TurtleShroom> Well, "the old-country" depends on the speaker.

[2011-04-03 18:43:27] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P

[2011-04-03 18:43:42] <TurtleShroom> When TS says "the old country", it's the mountains of Trans-Antarctica, not Uno Valley.

[2011-04-03 18:44:06] <TurtleShroom> If Mark said it, it's deep in the Pengolian crags and ice sheets.

[2011-04-03 18:44:19] <TurtleShroom> If Explorer said it, it might be Lichenblossom.

[2011-04-03 18:44:20] <TurtleShroom> Not sure.

[2011-04-03 18:44:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> Hmm.

[2011-04-03 18:44:27] <SnoopingGil|Away> Maybe.

[2011-04-03 18:44:32] <TurtleShroom> I have to leave. Thank you for all the fun! :D

[2011-04-03 18:44:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> Bye.

[2011-04-03 18:44:39] <TurtleShroom> Good bye!

[2011-04-03 18:44:42] <SnoopingGil|Away> You're welcome. =)

[2011-04-03 18:44:45] <TurtleShroom> I'll be back hours from now!

[2011-04-03 18:44:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay.

[2011-04-03 18:44:52] <TurtleShroom> You have that log saved in your documents.

[2011-04-03 18:44:54] <TurtleShroom> :D

[2011-04-03 18:44:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yes.

[2011-04-03 18:44:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> I'll pitch it to Austin.

[2011-04-03 18:45:01] <TurtleShroom> GO LOOK AT IT

[2011-04-03 18:45:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> Okay.

[2011-04-03 18:45:10] <TurtleShroom> JUST COPY PASTE IT. OR I WILL SOME TIME.

This was how I felt when I finished this.

-- <span title="I am not ashamed of my faith. I AM CHRISTIAN AND I AM PROUD!">† <span title="One of the Masses since March2011.   :( ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†     :)  :)    <span title="What have you done today to compare, foolish mortals?">King of CP now possesses the so-called 'Amulet of All'. We're pretty sure you know what that means. <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †          †       <span title="I have all this power, and I'm abusing it by running barefoot on golden coins? .......I'M A GENIUS!">Hi Corai!  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="HELLOOOOOOOOO CORAI!.">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      01:09, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

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GET BACK ON IRC
GET BACK ON... oh wait.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( <span title="Young love, indeed. =P">TurtleShroom x RocketSlug = TurtleSlug  )   <span title="Behold if you dare!">v   <span title="No trivia today, folks. =\">•  [ <span title="Tweak if you dare!">e ]  12:54, 9 April 2011 (UTC)

GRRRR
So, you HAD to say something about me AGAIN? You know, I'm SICK of you insulting me and my work! I'm tired of hearing all these complaints that SEEM to happen EVERY TIME I GO ON. I AM SICK AND FREAKING TIRED OF IT. AND YES, I AM MAD.

YOu know, taht Shooting Star is not a fReaking parody! IT's not! IT's an ORIGINAL work by User:Swiss Ninja himself! I just randomly gave it a name! (I was going to call it the Snoss Comet, but then i figured it should use that name for Castilla since it's with "C"s.) ANYWAYS. The Snoss Shooting Star is designed to be like the Boeing Hornet, being very fast and has similar structures. I didn't even look at a Boeing Hornet for an example; I made the whole image by scratch without looking! It's the most modern airplane in it's time; It's WAY faster than the speed of sound, and you tell me it's LOW TECH? WHO THE ____ DO YOU THINK I AM? Some Miracle worker??! YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SNITCH!

I'm not liking your attitude lately! You've been a jerk, and you need to quit it. Swiss Ninja hired Austin easily...and he can FIRE HIM  JUST AS EASILY. I mean it. Be nice, or face my wrath. DONT MOCK ME. You'll laugh now, but SN has the power to fire him, and kick him out.

I helped you. and when i ask for your help, you don't help me. I am really ticked off, and i want all this pressure to STOP. I'm going to ensure you, that this week hasn't been very pleasant lately, and I am not going to take any more of your load of _____!!!!!!!!

Alright? BE NICE. AND ANSWER ME FOR ONCE, we NEVER talk.

--  01:45, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

Out of Touch
I don't know. Still you tend to criticise me even after i'm stressing out right now. (Thank God i don't have to deal with you in about a week from now; i'll be in DC)

Anyways, you've got my characters all wrong...as usual...

1.Gottfried - He's your typical knight who practices chivalry and considers manners to be extremely important; which is why he hates Waffleland. He is also a trained warrior and is very polite and civilized.

2.Fisch - I haven't used him much. I'll explain - He's a teacher, and i plan him to have a kid, too.

3.Piper - He's like the freaking main character in TAPL now! How can you NOT see taht he's getting powerful again?

4.Clovis - Um yes, i did use him a little too much with the power, but I'll limit that again and he will become a simple jester who holds an EPF Job for Castilla.

5.Leonardo - In a sense, he is like a pacifist, but he can fight and will if he's threatened, like any other animal. Anyways, i don't see what's wrong with being a pacifist. What, should i say it's bad to be a Texan too then? And Leonardo is artistic because...well..he's a yellow puffle. It's his race, and it's canon. IDK, i have a feeling that you don't like him. Actually, he's my second protagonist in my stories and accompanied Fisch on some of his first missions. Also, TS (as well as myself) see that Leoanrdo is rather cautious as well as clever and uses his brain before he makes actions.

6.Brendan Stars - I actually didn't want him to be a Hochstadt. Never did, but some reason someone put him in there without my consent. :/

7.Corai - I stopped using him because the User dropped out and legally speaking, Corai isn't mine, so i decided to wait until he returned. I DO consider the users first before my own interests when it comes to using their stuff.

8.Akba - same as corai.

9.Vickers - Not my creation. It was Sancho's idea. But really, I always had planned for Leonardo and Piper to be partners in crime, not with Vickers, no offense, but Vick is still friends with Piper since they share similar interests.

10.Yilk - He's more of an honorary member of the group, but come on. Bellina is his GREAT GRANDAUGHTER. He's way to old to fight and his days are done.

11.Bernard - He's one of my freshest ideas, so don't blame him. I still need to develop him, but i didn't do that in TAPL becaus this is a PUFFLE story. However, i might put in S2, who also is new.

12.Jock - Jock just recently moved to Toledo, Castilla and is still blending into the culture. Castillans are in fact Viking Penguins.

13. King Carlos: you once knew him as King Charles, but he was King Carlos FIRST. He LIED and tried to cheat by taking the Viking Empire into his land. In a sense, he's like SN, but he's more friendly, courteous, and thinks of others mainly before himself. Actually, the annexation has actually helped me focus on using him more often; and it also shows he's got a crude sense of humor when he ordered Piper to fly at a low altitude in Polaris. Piper likes pranks too so he decided to do it.

And Honestly, i don't see why taht's bad. I mean, don't i have the right to do that? Don't worry, their plane will pay the price....(literally...)...

--  00:46, 13 April 2011 (UTC)

Out of Touch
I don't know. Still you tend to criticise me even after i'm stressing out right now. (Thank God i don't have to deal with you in about a week from now; i'll be in DC)

Anyways, you've got my characters all wrong...as usual...

1.Gottfried - He's your typical knight who practices chivalry and considers manners to be extremely important; which is why he hates Waffleland. He is also a trained warrior and is very polite and civilized.

2.Fisch - I haven't used him much. I'll explain - He's a teacher, and i plan him to have a kid, too.

3.Piper - He's like the freaking main character in TAPL now! How can you NOT see taht he's getting powerful again?

4.Clovis - Um yes, i did use him a little too much with the power, but I'll limit that again and he will become a simple jester who holds an EPF Job for Castilla.

5.Leonardo - In a sense, he is like a pacifist, but he can fight and will if he's threatened, like any other animal. Anyways, i don't see what's wrong with being a pacifist. What, should i say it's bad to be a Texan too then? And Leonardo is artistic because...well..he's a yellow puffle. It's his race, and it's canon. IDK, i have a feeling that you don't like him. Actually, he's my second protagonist in my stories and accompanied Fisch on some of his first missions. Also, TS (as well as myself) see that Leoanrdo is rather cautious as well as clever and uses his brain before he makes actions.

6.Brendan Stars - I actually didn't want him to be a Hochstadt. Never did, but some reason someone put him in there without my consent. :/

7.Corai - I stopped using him because the User dropped out and legally speaking, Corai isn't mine, so i decided to wait until he returned. I DO consider the users first before my own interests when it comes to using their stuff.

8.Akba - same as corai.

9.Vickers - Not my creation. It was Sancho's idea. But really, I always had planned for Leonardo and Piper to be partners in crime, not with Vickers, no offense, but Vick is still friends with Piper since they share similar interests.

10.Yilk - He's more of an honorary member of the group, but come on. Bellina is his GREAT GRANDAUGHTER. He's way to old to fight and his days are done.

11.Bernard - He's one of my freshest ideas, so don't blame him. I still need to develop him, but i didn't do that in TAPL becaus this is a PUFFLE story. However, i might put in S2, who also is new.

12.Jock - Jock just recently moved to Toledo, Castilla and is still blending into the culture. Castillans are in fact Viking Penguins.

13. King Carlos: you once knew him as King Charles, but he was King Carlos FIRST. He LIED and tried to cheat by taking the Viking Empire into his land. In a sense, he's like SN, but he's more friendly, courteous, and thinks of others mainly before himself. Actually, the annexation has actually helped me focus on using him more often; and it also shows he's got a crude sense of humor when he ordered Piper to fly at a low altitude in Polaris. Piper likes pranks too so he decided to do it.

And Honestly, i don't see why taht's bad. I mean, don't i have the right to do that? Don't worry, their plane will pay the price....(literally...)...

--  00:46, 13 April 2011 (UTC)

Re:Re:All Wrong
Well, actually, Leonardo was introduced LONG AGO...back in one of my first stories...The Journey of Fisch...the story that began the hatred rivalry between Swiss Ninja and his brother, Fisch.

Like I said, Fisch is inactive because He is a teacher (who has to teach) and he's married and has a kid. I still haven't found his spouse yet. Fortunately, Fisch will keep his spouse, unlike Fuut Ga's spouse, whom you will find the demise to in my story.

And no, Leonardo is'nt really a pacifist, he doesn't like to fight unless he really needs to. As TS Put it, Leonardo thinks before acting. Piper, on the contrary, acts before thinking, and uses force/extreme measures to solve problems.

Also, because you refuse to work with me in the stories, i haven't used the bounty hunters much.

But I HAVE used them, and they will be used again. Remember the death of Vincent? Austin and Johnathan Wolfhunter were in it.

ANYWAYS....In the midst of my seemingly sad writers block, I've come up with an idea that the Revival of XTUX has inspired me.....

To make the revival of Django Ghent, the LEGENARY Django Ghent! This time, he's a robot cyborg very similar to XTUX. Taht is, i will do this if TS approves. if Django does come back, he's going to get revenge on Jock, who was responsible for killing him; this time Django is going to be more powerful than he was before.

BTW, the Castillans are much like the Snoss in a way. as for the Vikings, i believe that Frostize is really more of a Ligurian town than a Viking one, (It's a parody of Venice, for pete's sake)

IDK, in a sense the Viking Empire was a mess because i put the cities of VENICE, LAS VEGAS, the GRAND CANYON, and a Colonial American town all in one country. Now that the Viking empire is gone, I have two options.

A. The Viking Army and Vikings integrate into the Castilla and it's Army and help each other out, each being it's own special military branch.

B. The Vikings will support another Viking Nation...which possibly could be my next Europe Parody, Yubatros, which will be the parody of Ukraine. I have a good reason for this. Ukraine, believe it or not, was founded by Vikings, and would make sense if the Vikings supported a Viking Nation, right?

If B is what you fancy, i must also tell you taht Yubatros is actually part of East Pengolia (Ukraine was part of the Soviet Union) and there will be other Soviet nation parodies as well taht the Vikings will aid, all united under one nation.

--  00:22, 14 April 2011 (UTC)

Yilk
I forgive you. Anyways, collaberation would be a great idea. I get lonely often...

I actually forgot to tell you taht not all of the Hochstadts are High Pengins. Actually, a majority of them are Emperor Penguins. the only High Penguins are Yilk, Red River 2, Swiss Ninja, and Fisch (Fisch is SN's twin brother). Clovis is an Emperor Penguin, along with Gottfried and Fuut Ga. Jock is unique because he's the only VIKING PENGUIN in the family. Heck, that's why he's a Viking.

As for Yilk, I've actually never heard that HP's could live up until their 300's..that's kinda insane....last time i remembered it was 100's or something. Well, he can be used. Like Gottfried, Yilk is also a knight.

Speaking of Knights, i think i should make Leonardo as Gottfried's squire and eventually a knight....it will get rid of Leonardo's pacifist feeling and fill it with Knightly opinions that gottfried has. This can also be a good opportunity to use him (Gottfried) more.

Currently, I'm using Fuut Ga right now since he jsut had kids. (I know, everyone's beginning to settle down, but not everyone. Fuut Ga will still be active but with kids it's going to make it more challenging. I mean, having kids isn't going to affect much, since Swiss Ninja has kids and he still does what he does.)

As for Bernard, i believe that i'm going to use him real soon in TAPL for something. (it's a surprise)

So, also, do you think the Vikings should help the Castillans out (a) or support the Commonwealth of East Pengolian Nations, which are also Viking (b)?

--  01:03, 14 April 2011 (UTC)

P.S. I also made Schloss Devecter, which is Austin's residence in Snowzerland. It's a gift from SN for helping him in the Great Snowzerland Wars, and this will be the place where Django Ghent gets revived.

Xock
Thank you for the picture, it's really nice. I put it on the story to add more visual effects.

As for Jock, i will plan him to have a brutal battle with Xock to the death, sadly. Although Xock may have been killed (but not without Jock being thrashed around), Swiss Ninja will find Xock's body to be very, very useful. Hint: He's taking Xock's body to Terninia

What do you think of the story so far? Is it good, or does it need more work?

--  00:14, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

Well done!
You are May's User of the Month!

You can put this on your page if you want:

Well done! -- <font face="Stencil" color ="FFBA00"><span title="My page. No touchie!">THE SHEEP!  |<font face="Lucida Sans Unicode"> FIGHTTHEPOWER!   ( Stuff I did and stuff ) 10:04, 1 May 2011 (UTC)

Castillan Soldier
Remember you said about Castilla being low tech? Well, that's not true....they dress old fashioned, but they use modern technology. Behold, a Castillan Soldier holding a common weapon, the AK 47.



--  02:24, 12 May 2011 (UTC)

Regarding your "Chronicles" article
-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del " /> SHEEPMAN, Y U NO RESPECT AUTHORITAH<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †       <span title="Y U NO MAN, Y U NO EASY TO DRAW">DEMOCRATS, Y U NO SPEND LIKE NORMAL PEOPLEZ  <tt> </tt> <span style="color: white !important;"> ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     01:24, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: When this becomes an actual Gift, that'll be MUCH better. (SEAHORSE Y U NO GIVE ME GIFT GIVING AUTHORITAH)

Regarding something important...
Hey Austin! I had this totally awesome idea, but I thought I should consult an admin first, and you looked like the best to consult, so here I am! Basically, my idea was for Happy Too to become a writer, and all of his books to be parodies of real-life books. Considering this is quite wide, I was wondering if it was okay with you for me to do this, as I've planned things like Harry Potter, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Narnia, etc; What do you think? --Will k (Talk) 09:36, 24 May 2011 (UTC)

Drawing
For some reason, I drew this, here ya go!



--  11:10, 24 May 2011 (UTC)

Re:Where art thou?
Dear Austin8310,

I know I have been inactive for a while, and I believe it is time for an explanation.

Lately (thanks to treatment from the Chiropractor) I have been feeling a lot better, and I've been able to get around and do more things.

This means that I'm not on the computer near as a much, and when I am on, I'm usually playing a super fun MMORPG named "Spiral Knights".

The restoration of PSN meant that we got 2 free PS3 games (WipEout HD+Fury bundle and Super Stardust HD, both of which I have yet to play), and I also recently got Portal 2, which was a blast.

So in short, I will be inactive for a little while longer, and then I'll get back to the fanon.

--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 14:23, 6 June 2011 (UTC)

Re:
Thanks for the advice. I'll try and edit the article to make it better.

IRC
IRC right now? If not, come on around 5 PAcific standard time OR 8 PST? BTW, congradulations on the move..... where did you move to?

--  16:04, 29 July 2011 (UTC)

small request
can ya please make a picture of weighty for me? it'd be appreciated since I dunno how to upload pictures on this wiki 16:51, 29 July 2011 (UTC)

re:irc
sure, but im on the itouch. I will be on for a little bit

If later, try 5:00 PST.

--  18:00, 2 August 2011 (UTC)

SN
Swissy said yes

Re: thoughts about GDPW
You have a point. Sorry, I screwed up there. I was originally going to re upload the chapter with Oxi-Pie, but for some reason it wouldn't let me. Plus, a lot of the chapters of the Great Darktonian Pie War just involve Darktan sending out more minions, so I wanted to change it up a bit. I'm going to hold of all editing until a plot can be found like you said though, because I agree with what you've said. If you have any ideas, feel free to list them on the Reviving For Great Justice Page.

Kidnapped
Ok. You can write that scene you wanted to do now, about that random penguin telling Swiss Ninja that Clovis lives and something about an angry puffle... If you are not able to, you can just summarize it on my talk page and i can do it. Thank you.

--  02:49, 29 August 2011 (UTC)

RE: School
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Enough said. -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <span title="Oh Azula, you're too awesome/pretty keep you out of my signature! (Did I just say that out loud?)">My mojo! <span title="GET IN MY BELLY!">It's all fun and games until someone brings out the Flesh Behemoth.

00:12, 9 September 2011 (UTC)

Noooooo
I was awaiting a responce for TS on if i could make a modern greece parody with a past similar to the Geek Empires…sort of. Well, in the meantime, this bankrupt greece parody will be added to the Snoss since Castilla is sort of overruling them by quite a lot. this greece parody might save Snowzerlands back a bit since the nation is The Heart and Origin of Ninja Archipelago and Western culture.

--  20:51, 10 September 2011 (UTC)

Srry
Look, sorry for the harsh talk on the IRC. I didn't mean to go too far with it, I just am a bit tired and stressed and stuff, and I like to enjoy my time on the wiki when i'm here.

Yeah, I got your reply. Funny enough, I was doing dishes too. XP

--  03:11, 16 September 2011 (UTC)

Edit
K, sorry. You can edit now. Please do tell me when you're done so I can continue editing. (BTW, do you think Bellina's battle was too short or if it needs a different ending or something? You can edit that too... I just wanted clovis giving Bellina another scar as a symbol...since Fisch gave her a scar before. (So basically both brothers made the scars...)

--  01:52, 22 September 2011 (UTC)