A tale of 10

This is the ultimate war. Snow and the SPB are up against the villains of PuffleVille. Can our heroes stop their evil schemes?

Prologue

 * Snow slams his door shut, and enters the Snowmobile.

Snow: I need to take you for a drive. You are getting a little dirty, I need to clean you.

Dude: SNOW- wait up!

Snow: Where have you been?

Dude: Oh, Glob wanted me to go see him make a portal for all evils to enter from...

Snow: ALL EVILS?

Dude: Wait, this is bad. VERY BAD.

Snow: It's done. Glob is getting on my nerves now.

Dude: You know what I can do?

Snow: Yes. You can help.

Dude: Yay.

Snow: Come on, you.


 * Snow and Dude drive out into the sunset.

Battle 1: Aquapuffle: Big, Bad, Blue


Snow: Dude, we've GOT to get our other buds. The SPB. All of them!

Dude: Turn up the music, please.


 * Snow turns up the song, which is actually I've Been Delayed.

Dude: LOVE THIS BEAT.

A few minutes later...

Jekyl: I'm no critic, but this already seems bad.

Lee: Let's not panic, Snow probably has a plan for us, right?

Snow: Dunno.

Foolz: YIKES- BIG BAD BLUE GUY IN THE HORIZON.

Digipuffle: Shall we begin Operation: Red?

Snow: Nah, maybe later!

Digipuffle: K.

Inven: That's no big bad blue monster- it's Aquapuffle!

Foolz: Then that's no moon! It's his eyes! No wonder it looked like it had a black eyed pea at size 256.

Glob: Sorry- i didn't read the name.


 * Everyone stares at Glob

Aquapuffle: ME AQUAPUFFLE, ME DESTROY PUFFLE ISLAND!

Inven: I see your vocabulary has improved!

Snow: Let's go.

FrostByte: Ooh, suspense. MEOW.

Inven: Aquapuffle is for once in the wrong part of the woods.

Snow: I got this.

Snow: HII-YA!


 * Aquapuffle flies in the distance, not to be seen for a while

Lee: Your voice.

FrostByte: Mew.

Lee: Your-

FrostByte: Wait, wha-

Snow: All done here.

Inven: The portal summoned in 9 other monsters. We can't rest now, there's a monster nearby.

Battle 2: ERROR! ERROR! VIRUS ATTACK
Snow: Something's here- I can feel it.

Inven: Huh. Mossy stones and cobblestone.

Snow: And what's that?

Inven: It appears it's a Monster Spawner set to spawn missingno

Snow: What's a missingno

Computer Virus would like to battle!

Snow: That's horrid.

Inven: Let me check the book of Enemy Facts. It has info on all enemies of us.


 * Inven flips pages

Inven has gained 15 knowledge!

Inven: STOP STALKING ME, YOU missingno MONSTER

Digipuffle: Doompuffle: 50% complete.

Lee: You're mean.

Jekyl: =(

A wizard appeared!

SPB attacks!


 * Snow proceeds to hit the Wizard's head, dealing 45 damage.

Bluebal: I'm searching through Pufftube now for good ways to defeat a missingno


 * Bluebal flips through some videos. They are about Dubstep puffle, a Puffle telling you how to get a sugar rush, and a smart Brown Puffle remarking at a wizard hat.

Bluebal: WHAT??? NO VIDEOS?

Lee: Let me see.


 * Lee watches a random video of a pig sock puppet talking to another pig sock puppet, apparently getting dollied and dramatic music playing.

Bluebal: USE. LESS.

Snow: This is too long.

Defeated Wizard!

An evil knight appeared!

SPB attacks!

Bluebal: Ah, great job. You beat a stupid wizard.

Lee: Alright...

Snow: I've got this, friends.


 * Snow attacked the evil knight using his crystal mallet.

Evil knight took 295 damage!

Defeated evil knight!

An Ultimate Dragon appeared!

Snow: Ahh, yes. Now what are we to do?

''See? I'm a virus. I have hacked your computer, and will soon dominate this poor planet! It needs me now more than ever!''


 * Glob jumps out, holding a green shrub named ALL HAIL, and attacks the word HACKED, hacking the system.

Snow earned 1 point for cleverness.

Glob: YAY. IT'S OVER.

Glob: NOW ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GREEN SHRUB

Battle 3: Arise of the 2 bots
Snow: Well, glad that's over. GG, Glob.

Glob: Welp, for some villain-hero I am, I deserve no love.

Snow: SPOILER ALERT! Me.

Lee: No missingno spawners here

Inven: Huh. Blue-color sword that has some NBT-TAG set so it can BREAK missingno

Lee: That would be helpful.

???: Hey, Super Puffle Bloopers! Over here!

Snow: HUH?

???: Yes, it is I, the almighty DIGIPUFFLE 2.0

Snow: Oh, says you. You're going DOWN, fool.

???: You are a bad influence, Snow. 99.9% of Puffles say so.

Snow: Whatever.

???: You wanna BATTLE, BOT to 2 BOTS?

Snow: HUH?

DoomPuffle: Engaging in Doomsday for a Duo...

Snow: I can help.

Rapto: It's ON!

DoomPuffle latches onto Digipuffle 2.0's back plate, while Rapto swoops up and grabs N.D.G.'s head.



N.D.G.: Curse you, flying worthless thingy!

Rapto then drops N.D.G. into a tank of Mullets.

Foolz: Yay, stargazing! Wonder who we'll find in the cosmos today?

Syler: Let's just watch the beauty that is the stars.

Foolz: Wait, what's that?

A spaceship flies past the cosmos, being chased by Protobot.

Syler: Uh-oh. Trouble's here.

Foolz: Mother Ship is coming! The Δ light arrangement! OH NO!

Jekyl: Uh-oh, Ω Ship piece storm alert. I see the symbol on the side, it reads Momma's ship of ∞ aliens!

Snow: Guys, out. NOW.

Battle 4: Proto-PAIN
Lee: It's a monster! RUN!

Snow: To the SnowMobile!

The SPB runs to the SnowMobile

Jekyl: Close call.

Syler: We're being chased by Stellar and his crew!

(For those who don't know, Stellar and his crew are Alien Puffles. The crew's names are: Stellar, Galaxia, Cosmo, and Helios.)

Meanwhile, on board the UFO...

Cosmo: OH NO, DATA BREACH! DATA BREACH!



Galaxia: There's a 50% chance we're doomed.

Helios: He makes me so MAD!!!!

Stellar: Good thing we've got speed on our side.

Protobot: FOOLISH ALIENS DETECTED.

Back to our heroes...

Foolz: Snow! JUST GO MAX SPEED ALREADY LEADER!

Snow: I'm getting there.

CRASH

Snow: Uh-oh.

The SnowMobile screeches to a halt, and Inven comes out, checking the chaos behind him

Inven: DANGER: PROTOBOT IN SIGHT!

Protobot: Hello there, are you ready to fail?

Inven picks up a feather, and tickles Protobot's nose.

Snow: That should teach him for now.

Foolz: FOR NOW.

A crash is heard, as ProtoBot's head dips into the water, electrocuting him.

Inven: MONSTERS: 6 LEFT.

Snow: I'm tired from all this...

Dude: We all are.

Glob: Let's go to sleep, maybe the next won't disturb us.



Snow: K.

Battle 5: Midnight Light?
A screech is heard

Snow: Uh-oh. 12:00, and we've got a fight? Oh boy.

Inven: This light is artificial! It's not from the sun!

Lee: It's still pretty bright.

Solark: I AM THE LIGHT IN THE NIGHT, KEEPING YOU IN DAYLIGHT!

Snow: Let's put him to sleep, maybe that will help!

The SPB starts singing lullabies.

Solark: AAUGH! Great, without enough light to keep me flying, I'll fall on my back.

Solark falls out of the sky

Solark: I'll shine again one day, just you wait! Nooooo...

Solark sank into the sea.

Snow: NOW can we get in a nap?

Lee: Yep. Now we can.

Syler: Good, I need some rest. NOW. ZzZzZzZ...

Meanwhile on the crashed starship...

Galaxia: DATA BREACH DATA BREACH

Cosmo: Welp, guess we have no choice.

Helios: Ooh, they will PAY. Pay $ome $erious ca$h later, when we can get thi$ thing to the car $hop.

Helios: We still have 16 years on our warranty! Please help stop this! It's too much! PLEASE!

Battle 6: A Smoking Hot Boss!
Snow: That was a well-deserved nap.

Lee: Gee, I thought Blair would be our SPB rooster today!

Blair: For once, I was NOT awake the entire night.

Foolz: Okay then.

???: ME SMOLDER YOU FUZZ!



Glob: Oh no!

Snow: It's...

Blair: Magmaw the Great!

Magmaw: YOU BE PUNY! WEAK WIMPS!

Snow: Oh, you just got the horns.

Foolz: What does that mean?

Suddenly, Inven pulls out an idiom book, and hands it to Foolz

Foolz: Don't take the bull by the horns... that means to do... what now?

Snow: We're right on your back.

Magmaw: ME BACK TOO BOILING!

Snow: Not literally, you ✄؟※♪ of lava!

Dude: *gasp* SNOW! Watch those symbols, bud!

Magmaw: DO MAGMAW CARE? NAW, HE EAT YOU.

Lee: Heat bugs!

Foolz: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Dude: Okay... I'm assuming the table is Lee? Who's the other guy? *smirks* Oh, it's you.

Jekyl: Who's you?

Bluebal: This is out of hand.

Bluebal: ☞ (._.)

Bluebal: Told you.

Checking in on our starstruck starship...

Helios: Are we there yet?

Cosmo: Nope.

Galaxia: wow. much distance. such far. many impossible.

Stellar: DATA BREACH?!? HOW?!?

Cosmo: STOP ASKING, HELIOS

Helios: I could blind you if I wanted with my bright flair.

Cosmo proceeds to hide behind one of Galaxia's bookshelves, triggering a domino effect.

Galaxia: MY BOOKS!

Stellar: Who disorganized them?

Cosmo: It was Helios!

''Everyone turns around to see a big sack of... NOTHING.''

Cosmo: B...b...how?

Helios: It was not me, it was Cosmo! I saw it with my own eyes! Stellar, check the security cameras.

Stellar leaves the room, checking the security cameras to prove one was right.

Back with our heroes...

FrostByte: Where's my treat? I am waiting. Treat in 3 minutes, or I stop sitting.

Syler: HANG ON BUD, WE HAVE NO TREATS

FrostByte: Oh, okay.

Lee: Anyways, now what?

Magmaw: YOU BE EATEN, THAT BE WHAT!

Snow: Not so fast!

Magmaw: But me no fast.

Snow: It's a phrase.

Magmaw: What a phrase?

Snow: No time for education, you can learn that when you cool.

Magmaw: Me no cool?

Snow: Oh, you'll be cool in NO time.

Snow shoves Magmaw into the sea

Snow: That's that.

Dude: And why do I need to insert the key?

Frostbyte: We are all busy. Do it yourself.

Dude: much rude. many unfair. wow.

Glob: Welp, perfectly good Slice N' Dice gone to waste.

Blair: GET ON WITH THE SHOW, GUYS

Snow: Yes.

Chapter 7: 3 Claws for the Price of one!
Snow: Yeesh. That was unexpected, what else can happen?

Inven: Good question.

Machine-like noises start to fade into the gang's ears

Digipuffle: Not me.

FrostByte: Not me!

???: click ka click klick? =/

Snow: Hey, you supposedly-hiding enemy who I know is Klepto!

Klepto: click klick? >=)

Snow: NO I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU, YOU *@)%^% OF A CRAB!

Snow turns around to see the SPB gathering into Dude's Jr. Cannon

Jekyl: FIRE, BLAIR!

Blair: (bored) 3...2..1.. liftoff

Lee: NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, BLAIR!

Foolz: (with added enthusiasm) 3...2...1...GO GO GO!

The SPB blasts into Klepto's seat, knocking him off, as the Aqua-Grabber slowly descends.

Snow: I'll take it!

Dude: Come on, hop on before he grabs onto the A.G.!

Snow: wut have i done with my lief?

Chapter 8: A quick crossover
Snow: We already defeated 7 of 10, right?

Dude: Yes! And here comes the next ene-

When suddenly, the universe ceased to be for a few seconds. In a bright flash of light, the Flipplings appeared from thin air in panic, accidentally destroying the enemy Snow and pals were going to battle against.

Foolz: What the heck?!

Foomy: OH CRAP! We're intruding in another story!

Fooly: Well, no matter how you slice it, our universe is also fan fiction.

Folly: Sorry for the interruption, my friends. We appeared to have... well... broken reality.

Foopy: WAAAH!! When will this stop?!

Foddy: We need to smash something so that everything returns to normal.

Jekyl: Wat.

Blair: How come you guys get double spacing between sentences?

Fooey: Oh look! Over there is the Reality Bond!

Fooey pointed at a bright shining glass-like ball thing which floated in midair.

Inven: A Reality what?!

Fobby: There is no time to explain! SOMEONE SMASH THAT THING!

Glob ate the Reality Bond.

Fooly: Huh. Well I guess that works too.

Folly: Yes! It is working! Thank you guys!

The universe once again ceased to be for a few seconds, then returned. With no sight of the Flipplings anymore, technically Snow and his pals won this battle too.

Lee: Well that was weird.

Snow: But we won this time too!

Chapter 9: A Sticky Situation
Snow: Well, that was odd.

Blair: DOUBLE SPACES ARE NOT FAIR!

Glob: Then how did THAT happen?

Blair: *gasp* A double space! *smirks*

Lee: Enough, look behind you! NOW!

Snow turns around.

Snow: Wuh-oh!

Dude: Is that...?

Inven: Giant Clam! I knew it!

Giant Clam: ZzZzZzZz... "I need my pearl."

Inven: We must.

Snow: Must what?

Dude: Get the stone, silly!

Snow: Oh. And then we take the thing-a-ma-doodle?

Foolz: Yes, basically.

Bluebal: Then let's do it.

Snow: Come on, sillies!

Snow proceeds to take the rock, tossing it on the G. C.

G.C.: zzzz... "Go ahead, take one."

Snow: Hi-yah!

The clam dissapears in a cloud of ink.

Snow: *cough* *cough*

Chapter 10: The Final Frontier
SnoX: Muahahaha! Wasn't expecting me, huh?

Snow: Quick, I need to speed up. He is rather fast. Hand me some candy! That's a source of speed, right?

Inven: Sure!

Inven hands Snow 10 XL Gummi Bears

Snow eats said Gummi Bears

Snow: So hyped!

Snow loses control of himself

Snow: Can't catch me!

SnoX: I thought I was the runner here.

Inven: Whatever.

Snow: I'm coming!

Snow takes out a Kebab and whacks SnoX with it

SnoX: Ouch. That's unusually strong for a Kebab.

Snow calms down, and his Kebab becomes his Gold Mallet.

SnoX: Muahahaha!

???: Heh. You are puny to me.

SnoX: Wait, what?

???: I am Rapto EX.

Rapto EX: AKA Your Worst Nightmare.

Rapto EX: It's time for YOUR punishment!

Rapto EX fires a beam of fire

SnoX: IT BURNS!

Dude: Let's go RAPTO, let's go!

Rapto EX: Ready to surrender, bonehead?

SnoX: Yes. Please leave me be. Please.

Snow: K, I'll talk to Glob about this.

SnoX: Until we meet again, rival!

Snow proceeds to fuss at Glob for the trouble he's caused.

The End?

Bonus Chapter 1: The Tide Turns!
SnoX, walking into a fortress, gazes up to find Vypurr guarding the entrance.

Vypurr: You aren't going into my master's domain, SnoX!

SnoX: I'm getting through the easy way, or the hard way.

Vypurr: NONE may enter my Master's domain!

SnoX, aggravated, takes out a bow with a lightning bolt-shaped arrow and several normal arrows.

SnoX: Hah, I'm not easy!

SnoX proceeds to hit several parts of Vypurr's legs, causing them to light up briefly.

Vypurr: None can escape the SEAS OF FIRE!

A wall appears, and arrows are fired from the fortress walls.

Vypurr: Hah! Who's laughing now?

A gate lowers, revealing a sea of lava, and some pillars leading upwards to him.

Vypurr: My master will see you in flames soon!

SnoX hops up the pillars cautiously.

Vypurr: You're luring yourself into your OWN demise!

SnoX hits a switch on his thumb, causing it to fall off.

Vypurr: Augh!

SnoX flips levers on other fingers, and the same thing happens.

SnoX then hops up, and another gate lowers, and SnoX and Vypurr are staring each other in the eyes.

Vypurr: The ultimate defense!

A bridge slowly rises, but the final gate's still locked.

Vypurr: Nyeheeheehahaha!

SnoX shoots arrows at Vypurr when his 6 eye-sensors are visible.

Vypurr: No-one can beat my molten FURY! Hee-hee-hee, NYAHAHAHAHA!

Vypurr: BY THE MASTER'S COMMAND, YOU TOO, SHALL PERISH!

SnoX shoots the last arrow at the last eye-sensor.

Vypurr: None. Shall. PASS.

Vypurr explodes, and FrostByte lies down in the grass, defeated- or so they say.

???: Well done. I've been expecting your DEMISE!

Rapto fireballs SnoX down into the flames below, hopefully not to be seen for a while.

Bonus Chapter 2: Plot twist?
SnoX, walking in with lava dripping down his hair, bumps into Inven.

Inven: Hey! Who gave you permission into my lab?

Inven: You know Snow doesn't tolerate you as he doesn't tolerate strangers, either!

Inven sags SnoX to a platform, Snow awaiting him.

Snow: Ah, think you can get into Inven's lab without getting caught? Not today, you won't!

Snow: Inven! Get him!

Inven climbs onto a platform rising from the ground.

Inven: FACE THE FURY OF FIRE!

SnoX: Hah. Fire. Not like your friend was any use.

Snow hops into the SnowBot, and its eyes glow so bright SnoX is stunned and hit by the blazing fireballs.

Snow: Hah. You know what I'll do next. FrostByte, come forth!

Frostbyte: Hss....

SnoX: What you gonna do next, fools?

Inven: Cool. Is... that my cue?

Snow: *whispers to Inven* Yes.

Inven: K.

Inven proceeds to take out a machine,

knocking SnoX down with a laser beam.

SnoX came prepared, as our heroes soon see,

attacking with not just 1 or 2, but 3.

SnoX: Tri-Laser. I thought you were on my side.

Inven: Hah, I replicated it!

SnoX: How dare you...

Snow: Ready.

SnoX aimed very precise,

Causing Inven to fall to what should've been his demise.

But down there he was just waiting,

a horrible death the future was debating.

SnoX: Now, Tri-Laser Model X, use Blindaray!

SnowBot: Initiating Dodge Move.

Snow: Hah, SnoX!

SnoX: *grunt* It's not over...!

Snow: Alright, FrostByte. In the cannonball compartment.

An evil scheme SnoX had in mind,

''to win against puffle and puffle kind.

It wasn't as easy as he would expect,

Snowbot avoided the attack it was trying to detect.

SnoX: And so the battle flows on, eh?

Frostbyte: CannonMEOW!

THUD

SnoX: Hey, stop that!

FrostByte: Not at all, silly!

SnoX: Okay, you asked for it. Tri-Laser! Shrinkeray!

Frostbyte: Aiee!

Snow: C'mon, Frostbyte! Dodge it!

Frostbyte: Gotcha.

A fierce combat was rather close.

A few more seconds, and Frostbyte would've been toast.

A close call, dust SnoX shall eat.

SnoX rages on, the battle he'll beat.

SnoX: Hahaha!

Snow: C'mon now, Inven! Get that fool!

Inven: I made an invention just for that...

Inven: The quick-acting Tri-Laser model 2.0!

SnoX: Mine's faster.

Inven: No it ain't.

SnoX: Prove it.

And so the two gave their instructions.

SnoX was quick, so it led to destruction.

And as Inven fell down into the fiery sea,

he shouted back up "You haven't seen the last of me!"

SnowBot: Initiating catching sequence...

SnoX: What?!?

SnoX: Impossible!

Inven: That's science.

Snow: That's one for Snow, zero for SnoX.

SnoX: Hah, I'm only getting started!

SnoX proceeds to climb up to the summit of the bot

thinking that in the end it'll be fiery hot

as he made that assumption, he lost his bet

for the SnowBot had plans better yet.

TBC

Bonus Chapter 3: The Wrestling King
TBA