Category:Conspiracy Theories

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Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the Metric System down?

We do!

We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

We do!

We do!

Who holds back THE ELECTRIC, CAR? Who makes Steve Guttenberg, A STAR?

We do!

We do!

Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar Night?

We do!

We do!

Who makes sure Phazon isn't nigh? Who wants to make his enemy die?

We do!

We do!

