Also Sprach P. Benzin

Also Sprach P. Benzin is an MB3K song by P.O.P.E., and continued by Ned, one of the inventors of the MB3K to express his worry upon the health of P.O.P.E. This is one of the saddest songs in Club Penguin history, because of the message sent by its lyrics it is almost only played at penguin funerals, with the first part only used as something epic.

Pope Benzin's name is usually changed to that of the deceased when sung.

Lyrics
This is the version during the funeral of Ford Car:

Paaaaayyyyy............ yyyyooouuuurrrr................ bbiillsss...... COME ON! Pay up pay up pay up pay up pay up pay up PAY UP NOW!

Ten........ months......... long............. WAITING! Bishops waiting come on now and pay that cash to us!

Or........ else......... you'll........ BE SAD!! 'Twill be no.... more phones.... we'll shut them off...... ooorrrr..... yyoouurrrrr...... FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Our...Ford...Car...You've gotten the best of us...(The best of us...)

I pray for health...(The best of us...)

And must the bills not come...I'd say goodbye to fun...

But why, have you been finished for our sake

Should we look like fools, the best we'd only take

I'm sorry, for your loss we face

Sadly, I should move on from this absolute heck

And to you, I might look like an absolute wreck

What is the secret, I'd be on the main deck

I assume your love will stay eternal

And bless the man, director of us all

We've seen our share of the myth of heaven

In the afterlife, we'll see you again

Our dear Ford Car, our love...

Trivia

 * The song has been known to make penguins cry.
 * This was played during Ford Car's Funeral. It was played by the Penguin Secret Agency Marching Band, and sung by the Redlink Abbey Choir, as the flag of Antarctica was being folded and presented to Dancing Penguin.