User:Rocket Slug/Memory Lane

It was October 20th, in the year 2009. I was an extreme fun-loving, Club Penguin-loving girl who was looking for something else to do online. Tired of stupid online gaming and forums, I found this website, the original CPFW. I read up on the von Injofaces, and immediately fell in love with their attitudes. I wrote up my own, Cabel, 'til I realized my e-mail wasn't verified, so edits were impossible. I verified it as soon as possible, then worked up on improving my new-found writing skills. I blogged like a nutjob, made friends nearly every day, and found a new universe of caring buddies, amazing artists, and talent seemingly being pixie-dusted on every n00b's head. I became more active, writing up characters like Rocket Slug, Agent Meltie, Phineas34720. Ferb90210, and their X-Antibodies as well as future and past forms. It soon became an obsession, which led me to more stupid things in life.

Soon after that, I discovered an activity through the Shout Box and IRC called "role-playing," where we created a new adventure through the chat. I found it a great solution to writers' block, and found out about Invader Zim and YouTube accounts through it.

Corai and I would role-play often, him as Xet and me as Rocket. I always thought Xet was like Darktan, all bat-like and evil, but soon found as his picture was uploaded, was something completely different. He was portrayed as having purple robes, a strange backpack, black hair, and weird eyes. His beak was green and he had no chest patch, like most characters here do besides puffles and other creatures. Then I watched Nick one day and saw a commercial for Invader Zim DVD box-sets being sold. I thought "that show looks very cool" and began to watch some online. That began a two-year obsession that still lives on, except for, of course, Dark Harvest. (SO GROSS, JUST SAW ANOTHER PICTURE.)

A year later, a bunch of the users here had YouTube profiles. I decided to join the "click" and make my own. RocketSlugRocks Productions was now a short-film industry. My aunt also had one, so I befriended her there.

Not even a week later my grandma called my dad and told him that I was putting inappropriate stuff on my page. My dad hacked into my account and chewed me out while I was eating tacos. TACOS! We also said this dialogue exactly:

Dad: "QUIT YOUR STUPID THING!"

Me: "But, but...Can't I post a goodbye blog?"

Dad: "NO! They'll think you fell off the edge of the Earth and DIED!!!"

But, once he heard a Paramore song, he began to immediately forgive me in an explosion of tears. Never thought my dad was weak enough to cry.

So, this is me, remembering my awesomeness, typing right here saying "I'm happy" for those times. And I go back to October all the time....Sorry, I'm just testing my song parody skills.

If anybody wants to sign with remembrance of my stupidity, they must, as long as you check out the Video, Music, Article, and Picture Vault!

And NO, I'm not doing this because I'm quitting, I'm doing it to remember my epic times.

Video Vault
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFLE3O725nc&feature=related Hilarious. If you love Christmas presents and cheese furniture, you'll love this.]

FOOL!

LITTLE LITTLE ITALY

Weenie.

I need one of those.

GETONDATRIEK!

Title says it all.

Music Vault
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A63VwWz1ij0 And NO, that is not her natural hair color. Also, this video is not meant for the squeamish, the weak-stomached, or the elderly. Just kidding.]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVJHsXcMlwY This might be Paramore. Just watch for yourselves.]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related OH YEAH. I WENT THERE.]

Wait, why is Squidward here?

My glass is empty...

Picture Vault
OH NO HE'S EMO!!!

WHA....?