The Absurd Mission/Chapter 13

Chapter Thirteen: The Bally Conclusion Chapter
Austin, SN, Fraz and the gang, the bounty hunters, and XTUX were all at the pizza parlor celebrating. It was all free of course, and they didn't have much problem getting tables after Austin decked the cashier with a fish. Everyone else just kind of turned and fled, except for a few unlucky waiters.

SN stood up at the table.

"About half of one score and 3 years ago, I founded the great nation of Snowzerland. Today, it shows that Snowzerland and I can, and will defeat the Hochstadt Gang, as proven by today. I proudly proclaim my victory today, with help from Austin. I defeated them in battle, and I... Err, I have to write these things up before hand. I can't just make them up as I go along. Errr... I know!"

"Since Austin has been most influential in defeating them, I will reward him!"

Austin's eyes lit up like candles. It could be money, weapons, heck who knows what?

"I will sponser a royal ball in his honor!"

Austin groaned silently. SN's royal balls were dull, boring, and all the ladies were all stuffy and noble. Ick.

"And as a special priviledge, I will let him dance with MY WIFE, Maddieworld, for the whole ball! You other guys can come too."

Austin suddenly leapt up.

"Err... SN, I can't make it because I have a.... Errr... Root canal to be going to!"

Johnathan started figiting. "Err, I have to go track down a TaliBEAN."

Vincent and Java looked stunned.

"I have to polish my jetpack!"

"I have to clean out my gun."

XTUX was the only one who seemed unfazed.

"Oh, a ball? What's that like? I demand a tasty cake with cherries on top."

SN looked perplexed.

"Root canals HURT! I've had 5. Too many people give chocolate to me on Swissmass. That reminds me, I have to make a rule about that.

Austin sighed.

SN paused.

"Oh, yeah! And Fraz, I'm giving you all free SN plushies! Did I already say that?"

He tossed a couple to Fraz. The lawyer looked disgusted.

"These are the worst plushies ever. Made in Snowzerland, cheap materials..."

SN's face turned red.

"I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS! GUARDS, GET ME A PAPER AND PEN!"

SN started writing rapidly.

"There, now there's a law against insulting plushies of me."

The lawyer looked annoyed. "We're in the USA right now."

SN's face, which was now a shade of purple, turned even more so.

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?!?"

He grabbed a pizza, and threw it. It splatted the lawyer in the face.

Everyone cheered, as the humiliated lawyer crawled into the bus, hiding.

"Anyway, asides from the royal ball, Austin gets a commemorative medal. It's about 40 percent gold. I used the other 60 on the hot tub in the RDA Base."

Austin didn't really care about how gold the medal was, and he took it.

The next few days passed by quickly. They said goodbye to Fraz and his kids, they went back to Snowzerland, and the unlucky Vickers and Bernard were held in a jail in Pen Chi Island.

Overall, though, when Austin recalled the mission, it was a success. A bit absurd, but definitely a success.

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