Talk:Darktan Anator

I want my own talk page, so you may all say hello to your new Emperor of the USA. Use the Leave Message spell to contact me please.

From the Destroyer of Worlds, --

Friends
Write your name here to be my friend!
 * Herbert Horror
 * WitchyPenguin
 * Robo-Gary
 * Manny Peng
 * Dark
 * Eray
 * Xary
 * coool41
 * Craáin Sensei
 * Metal Explorer
 * Metal Max1537
 * Jackio (but I'm against you)
 * Mectrixctic
 * Foamy von Injoface
 * Maddieworld X
 * Shelfy
 * Willie Watt
 * Xorai (nemesis like friendship, like a like-hate type)
 * Battypingu
 * XFan12345
 * Mr Cow2 (He's good now, right?)
 * Hypo and his army

Enemies
Write your name here to be OBLITERATED!
 * Explorer
 * Fred
 * Dan
 * Newman
 * Spider880
 * Mr. Unknown
 * Ernie
 * Link
 * Ford Car
 * Metalmanagor
 * Metalmanager
 * Professor Zlo Shroomsky
 * Melvin Turtleheimer
 * G's Family (except for Xary)
 * Sensei's Family (except one of us)
 * Luce
 * Tails6000
 * Austin8310
 * Spy Guy Pers
 * Max 1537
 * Spark the Puffle
 * Max 1537's Puffles (all of us)
 * Speeddasher
 * Sonicspine31
 * Fake Tails6000
 * Kwiksilver (Your worst nightmare)
 * Sprocket (Prepare to OWNED, fool)
 * Kentucky McIntosh (I say I say, you goin' down like my fish in grease)
 * The Leader (Darktan is a animal which I like to call "The Devil".)
 * Lobelia Sackville (This continent isn't big enough for the two of us!)
 * Idoreconise (How such a creature can live in the USA?)
 * The Time Director (You're not messing with time).
 * Stevie Falcon I (come and get me)
 * League of Super Penguins (Well your boned(p.p.to)
 * Sagjig
 * [Rockhoppedude2]
 * Great Lee (Your only good for eating, like all penguins)
 * Mectrixctic
 * Xorai (nemesis like-hate thing)
 * Lord Fishstick
 * Phycic (You never obliterated the Willie Trigger!)
 * Willy the Penguin
 * Shadow the Penguin
 * EDFan12345
 * LuXerra (You are an annoying FREAK!!!!)
 * Lily8763
 * T the gadget gal
 * Kooper

Quotes from penguins
"Pfft... Darktan? He's just a copy of me..."

- Link

"I will sue you! (see Ford Car VS. Darktan)"

- Ford Car

"PIE!!!!! MAH GURRRRDDDDDDDDD, METAL GUEEEEAAAARRRR!!!''"

- PogoPunk

"He is just a no good, dirty, yellow snow throwing jerk''"

- Max 1537

"Ha. Look, He's just a Suspended Str00del who wants to be the big man.''"

- Newman

"I is onwy his frweind becawuse he gwave me a stickwer."

- Manny Peng

"I might sue him for almost destroying me on my adventures."

- Metalmanager

"FACE THE WRATH OF MY PIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oops I don't have pie. This is a problem."

- Spider880

"I WILL SUE YOU FOR KILLING MY EARS WITH YOUR BAD TASTE IN MUSIC!"

- Sam Rudi

"I'm not afraid of you!"

- Sonicspine31

"Oh Darktan Darktan Darktan.... I'm gonna destroy you when I see you so be ready *gets hot sauce machine gun*"

- Tails

"Hay yu. I'mma goeng to destroy ya weeth ma awesome supah hot saoce mahchine guhn. *Pulls out the super hot sauce machine gun"

- Fake Tails

"Make friends with your people. If you do not then their loyalty will falter. Stop giving them power, and they will rebel. They will rebel like plugging a Doors 2008 printer into a Penguin OS machine. LOL, computer pun."

- Stevie Falcon I

"No minion of Darktan is a smart as me. I pwn that nooby Manny Peng who works for him."

- Metal Explorer

"Darktan is quite nice when you get to know him."

- Jackio

"The Mafia could help you Darktan, if you let ol' Bugzy wet his beak."

- Bugzy

"bring it on Darktan PS: your boned."

- coool31

"Darktan? That fool! if i could find his realm id belt hit with pies1 Then wack him with Penghis Khans mullet! (which i shall steal! BWHAHAHAHAHA)..."

- Xorai

"Darktan will feel my EVIL WRATH!! MWA HA HA HA!! >:D"

- Battypingu \

"hi again :) I am sending you a horse ♞ I hope you enjoy it!"

- Mr Cow2

King Triskelle's message
The remnants of the High Penguins will not fight you, but try to bring you back! Our powers are limited. The Two Trees will be replanted with Vesper's tears, and will bloom in our victory. Luce, or otherwise known as Yavana, Melkor's bane, is gathering the High Penguins. We are more than you expect, and we will die for the silmarili.Surely you have not forgotten the deep magics upon which we founded the amulets? You were once a great High Penguin King. But you were corrupted and fell into shadow and void.The time of the high penguins is over, the new creatures rule the continent.Have they not been cursed enough to mortality and sin?You must return to us, Theangol High-King.

Triskelle, Son of Arvedui and Gilraen.

Yavanna has gone through the most terrible tortures you can imagine. The name "Melkor's Bane" doesnt just come to anyone.Theangol, I hate to say this, but I must.

Get out, you old wight! Vanish in the sunlight! Shrivel like the cold mist, like the winds go wailing, Out into the barren lands far beyond the mountains! Come never here again! Leave your barrow empty! Lost and forgotten be, darker than the darkness, Where gates stand for ever shut, till the world is mended.

Remember the days of old, we had our times, it is time for a new era. You must surrender, Vesper is replanting The Two Trees and Luce is preparing for war. The two most beautiful creatures in the continent are going off to fight you. Your two daughters Theangol.

King Triskelle

What's wrong
Master Darktan, you seem a bit distraught lately, is it because of that girl? --WitchyPenguin

We don't like seeing you upset though.. --WitchyPenguin

Hello there!
Darktan, I was wondering. Does the name Theangol ring a bell? --PogoPunk32

The shadows have not kept me in shackles long "Darktan".I spent so many years in exile, I was almost blind of everything. Luce has called me to replant The Two Trees, and I'm Sixteen Thousand, Im ready for the amulet of shadow.By the way, have you seen Mum? Err..Tinuviel?

Nienna

I saw your "page". Is it all true?

Vesper

Oh, I was just wondering. It's not like Theangol would mean anything to a dark lord like yourself. Aha ha ha. --PogoPunk32

Well, how you are now evil, some catastrophic evil plants, and something about the end of the world.

Vesper

Hello Friend. I just wanted to say hello, What is going on with you? Your Friend, --Dark

Hmm, I've been hearing sounds from outside my small house in...Umm, This is censored, ~cough~ ~cough~ some noises outside my house in (CENSORED). I think penguins are trying to capture me, I can see some shadows outside my window, I think they're No Penguins. --Dark

Don't wowwy PLOOPY mwan thwey cwan't gwet woo.

Hwi!
Hwi Dwarktan! I jwust wanted to know, where are woo othur eye? --Manny Peng

Hello Darktan. It seems as though I found a way to contact you. I hope you're not planning anything evil...ARE YOU? -Metalmanager

Your Last Name is Stupid Unique
It really is!

WHO HAS A LAST NAME LIKE "ANATOR"! WHAT A LOSER!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Have a nice day, Darktan... ANATOR  !!

-- WitchyPenguin - ''I MEAN ANNONYMOUS! NO, LUCE!'' Stupid pin! I'm going to lose my job!

P.S.: ANATOR!!! HA! stop it!

I know...ANATOR!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It's sounds like it should be some sort of extinct mammoth!!

...

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ANATOR!!!!!

HA!

-Metalmanagor

nice evil laugh
Hey Darktan I wanted to say your evil laugh is kinda neat also I'm immune to polka music because of ear plugs get used to it!

Tails6000 User talk:Tails6000

You have my final breath.
We, the High Penguins pledge allegience to you Theongel, Gold King. We tried to fight against you to have an antarctica for 'ALL to live equal in. But now, The antarcticans have abandoned us. The Silmarils and The Great Amulets have no powers. I will fight for the last remmnants of our civilization before I pass.

King Triskelle

And mine Dad.

Luce

And mine as well.

Vesper

And i got the power emeralds!

Tails6000

Tails6000, no you didn't. Me and my puffle, Korobase have the Neon Emerald. He plan to keep the rest safe until later founded.

Metalmanager

Oh but i have found what you didn't Find THE CHAOS EMERALDS! i had them while i was cast at sea from my home land

Tails6000

Yes, but, they have no relation to the Power Emeralds, the Chaos emerald have no effect on penguins, just Sonic. Oh yes and here's an interesting fact (You might already know this), The chaos emeralds from Angel Island and there they were guarded by Knuckles who was tricked by eggyman (Hehe, eggy.) to thinking that Sonic (Yay) was a Chaos emerald theif.

Metalmanager

How laughable! I'll assume this is all the "heroism" the citizens of the USA can muster. Darktan's Army has succeeded! --Darktan

Hooray! --WitchyPenguin

And that, is what we like to call OWNED! --Herbert Horror

After we aid you Theongel, my people will dimish into the north and leave the country to you. I still am grieved over the loss of Tinuviel, and the loss of the rest of our people would be unbearable.

King Triskelle

How silly metal because i have the power as well *turns to super Tails6000* see i was born with that power

"Super Tails6000"? Ha! Your powers are useless against my Magma Blast.

Metalmanager

WELL didn't you learn that I'm INVINCIBLE! (isn't affected by magma blast)

Tails6000

So? I can turn into Magma Metal, Hypontise you, make you forget your powers, take your powers, destroy them, destory with magma blast and I will have proved my point. Want that to happen?

Metalmanager NO DUH! but we can work together that better?

Tails6000

oh sorry for the brag

Confused
Darktan, is there any possible way that I can grow Doom Weeds whenever I would wish? If so, please teach me! Your Loyal Minion, Falcoz

Ok, thanks for saying that I guess?--Falcoz

BOOYAH, I'LL SUE YA!
You know, my good friend Professor Shroomsky and I are both professional lawyers?

Yes.

If Shroomsky can sue High Penguins and win, I can't wait to see what WE can do to you!

HUZZAH for the Antarctican Judicial system!

See you in court, Mister ANATOR! YES, I SAID YOUR HUMOROUS LAST NAME!

---Turtleheimer and Professor Shroomsky, specifically Turtleheimer.

I demand your response... unless you are frightened by a mere turtle and mushroom!

Oh, and the Professor is currently the Keeper of the Simialis. Come forth!

RE:YOU DARE MOCK MY LAST NAME?!
TAKE OUT MY EYES AND PUT THEM IN A PICKLE JAR??!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA! YOU COULDN'T EVEN HURT ME IF YOU TRIED! YOU'D PROBABLY GET A "BOO-BOO" AND GO AND CRY INTO YOUR PILLOW IN YOUR SO CALLED "MANSION"!!!!

IF YOU COME NEAR ME, THEN YOU WILL FEEL THE POWER OF THE...(silence)........Wait, I can't reveal that, anyway, as I was saying --> I WILL HURT YOU BEFORE YOU CAN HURT ME!! <--

....My throat hurts now....

Owww.

Grrr.

Oh yes and if you didn't know, I'M EVIL TOO!

-Metalmanagor

Last Chance
We are leaving, before all high penguins are destroyed.It is your last chance to return home, to the land of our Father's, Father's, Father's.Arda awaits Theongel.I am afraid that this will be the divison of the eldest.Please, return to the good side.I have wrote my last song in Antarctica. Here is how it goes-


 * So, It's pull down the towers, were goin' home at last!
 * Lads, Say Farewell to Club Penguin, Pengolia, an West Yeti!
 * With a kitbag on my shoulder,
 * And a tear up in your eyes,
 * But pardon me for smiling', While I'm waving 'yins goodbye!


 * You say your sad to see us go,
 * But we have no regrets.
 * We've left behind a legacy, that we will not forget.
 * Your streets are steeped in Ancheint Blood,
 * So hang your head in shame!


 * So, It's pull down the towers, were goin' home at last!
 * Lads, Say Farewell to Club Penguin, Pengolia, an West Yeti!
 * With a kitbag on my shoulder,
 * And a tear up in your eyes,
 * But pardon me for smiling', While I'm waving 'yins goodbye!

King Triskelle

RE:RE:RE:Surname
It's HAIR. And I will do more evil stuff in the future..you'll see...

-Metalmanagor

Metalmanagor! shut-upa-your face!

Darktan is a EVIL guy, I think you should leave him ALONE! (fear of death! eeepp!)

Bye Bye! (PS: Im very Scared of him!)

- Bucket Talk to meh!

Message from Ernie and Mr. Unknown
Mr. Unknown's message: "Eh? You want to copy my move? Well then... I'm sorry to say but you can't take over USA. Yes Mr. DARK TANNED PENGUIN! Muhuhahahaa! Your next move will be banished! I won't side you, nor those puny penguins on the other side. My third party, along with fellow Ernie, will destroy you!"

Ernie's message.

"Kos' tadot zee muluhastes, dalinatehs. HAHAHA! I will destroy you! Yes I will. With the help of Mr. Unknown, we will conquer USA before you do! Yes! I will start with first this. If you want to hear my plan... go here. But I advise you not to... or my laser rays made by dogs, humans and your large ????? will destroy you. Till then... bye!"

Guess who.

message from an anonymous duo
Dear Darktan, You are the one that sent us to a different dimension. It was you that set the magic ring in the bush. It was you that sent us here now you are gonna be destroyed like Link as a turkey. signed,

an anonymous duo

Manny Peng
Uh... whwn will I gwet pwayed? P.S. I weft your door cwastle opwen and some of my warrior fwiends thwat wate woo gots in. Is thwat bad??? P.S.S. I forgets to fwush the toiwet.

Woopty-doo
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *ahem ahem* If you haven't noticed, Mr. Anator, I just vandalized your stupid little blog thingamabob, or whatever you call it. Ah, this will be a nice story to tell the chicks in the future. I stripped all the pronouns from you posts (how d'you like talking in third person?), as well as all the verbs (I... it that you don't... that without verbs, our sentences.... dead.). Oh, and I left a worm or two crawling around in the CPU. Hmmm. I think I'll munch on a few crackers while you totter around blabbing "Darktan... the guards to... that crazy hacker!" Toodle-oo. --Explorer

I hate you!!
Your just a big fat flying penguin that I hate. I heard that you have to sit on a chair... HA! Someday, I wil get you and you will pay the price for what you have done.

--Spider880 22:13, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

iiiimmmmm ssscccaaaaarrred of you...!!!! --Bucket

Darktan! Stop trying to steal the Neon Emerald! That's right, I saw you outside my pet house! You were trying to get it! It's MINE! No touchy! --Korobase

Did you say "mere Puffle"? Are those words actually coming out of your beak? I'm not a mere puffle! With the neon emerald I can have ultimate power! And grow 10 times my size! Ha ha! --Korobase

PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF HAPPYFACE YOU EVIL DIRTBAG! I MADE A POAM ABOUT YOU!

Darktan's a flea. Oh such a fat flea. I can't believe. That he doesn't pee.

--HAPPYFACE, THE ALMIGHY RULER OF THE HAPPYFACE STATE.

Pwomotion
Hwi bwoss I want a pwomotion. I have stawrted two fwush. I also wants a news Tingy. I weft the door two wour fwort opwen so swome agents cwould investagwate. Thwat is a big word.

Well mr.Anatar I came to destroy you and manny peng! *loads hot sauce machine gun and aims at manny peng*

Tails6000 gaurdian of The Master Emerald!

I gwuess I shwould not weave thwe doors opwen. Hey thwey are twaking your pictwure. * Moves out of way

Well Darktan got one thing to say *ahem* THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!! *fires hot sauce machine gun*

Sparta, eh? Fourth Wall error. --Explorer

Sorry it's a phrase from a movie I heard of. Called 300 about penguins fighting one of the penguins said this is madness the other said madness THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--Tails

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Me, join you?!

You're kidding, right?!

Do you ACTUALLY think I would stoop to such a low, inferior level as you?

Are you seriously asking me to work for you?

Go off and play with your little amulet, cloak boy. A superior puffle such as I shouldn't even be here wasting precious bandwidth.

I mean, come on! Your best minion lost to a steam-powered snail! A SNAIL! She is nothing but a bunch of ▁▃▃▄▅▅▆▇█▉, with a little 』『】【マ thrown in as well!

Might I add that your lously computer probably won't even be able to display such marks of this quality?

Can you even disply this: ‽

What a loser!

You and your stupid little club are nothing but a Çφν₤‡γγ․Ð̅ΦÖψ―‐‾‖ξŒŒ·µ¶êⅦ↓₨↑╗╗⊙⊕⌇∙↑┝∮∫ξ˙ˉˊˋΙψîðöù╙║┼℅⊿≣≦⊕≠↖↗↘↙∕∖√∩∪”₥“φ₪……•ΩΕΛΞ╴▁▃▃▄▅▅▆▇█▉□〕☆★〨あ〢↗⊿╮〒〜〔〕ぶと〜〧て〰』『】【マ㊣丏㆒㎝㏑丧丯ㄍㄍョㄞ丟佳俍伢佰奓壧蛜￥？﹦﹌﹋＇︸︿﹃﹃﹄ＤＤ＊﹋︵＂飯﨔﨔羽見暴暴暴降﹦Ｋｓｮｮｮｮ!

...and don't even get me 'started'' on those *&%&^%@&*^$% Abyss Knights! What tacky ^^^^^^ armor! I mean, seriously! Who wears ₢↔₰Σ♬ armor anymore?!

...and your dress?! TTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYY!

Explorer could pull off that cloak better than Jo Momma could!

UGH! I scoff at your inferiority! The Troublesome Trio are better than you!

So go back to your little mansion and sulk, because you are stupid, indecent, ugly... you make Explorer look civilized!

Your flying bear minion? He's always pigging put at the dining table! He will be Fat very soon!

PHREAK!

--Mabel

FOOL!
OH YEAH, CLOAK BOY?!

EXPLAIN THIS:

"Ok, Mabel, I see you need a little bribing. How about I make your favorite little movie the official movie of the USA. All of the citizens will be subject to watch the movie every single day. Do it Mabel. You know you want to."

Oh, and I've read better insults in a cereal box.

--

Oh, and by the way...


Your dead wife is uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggglllllllllllllyyyyyyyy.

VERY ugly.

Uglier than Exlorer, and that's saying something!

--

WIMP
'''WIMP. WIMP WIMP WIMP WIMP WIMP! THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN &&&&&&&&&& THINK OF????? WIMP!!!!!!!!!! AND TELL THOSE ############# %%%%%%%%%%%%% ^^^^^^^^^^ IMPOSTORS OF YOURS TO STAY AWAY FROM MY TALK PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T LIKE DWEEBS lIKE YOU POSTING $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ MESSAGES ON MY TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''' 12:37, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

'MAKE A SIG!!!!!!!
'''WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A SIGNATURE, CLOAK BOY!!!!!! IT'S REALLY HARD TO REPLY TO YOUR NOOBISH MESSAGES WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A TALK PAGE LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!''' -- 13:12, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

(P.S. No matter what, my signature will be superior to yours, cloak boy.)

TINUVIEL IS FAT!
HER SHADOW WEIGHS 42 %*&$&^^%^( POUNDS!

...and she's ugly too! Uglier than you, cloak boy!

--

May I Be of Service this Morning?
Hello, Master Darktan!

As one of your Higher Minions, I just wanted to ask something.

Is there anything you want me to do this morning? I'm bored and hope to do something EVIL.

MUWA HA HA HA HA- ahem... I need to stop doing that.

Your Minion,

X

Hey Cloak Boy, Where's YOUR Theatrical Production?
I'm better than you, cloak boy. I always knew it.

Do you have a play? Do I hear a no?

HA! I don't even think your fat, dead, cold, ugly Tinuviel would enjoy you in a play!

...and she's your wife! YOUR DEAD, UGLY, FAT WIFE!

OR YOUR DAUGHTER, EITHER, AND SHE'S NOT UGLY! ...be thankful that one of you turned out right...

You don't have a theatrical production, cloak boy.

--

Hello you Fat Boy!
I've come to tell you I've poisoned your food and water with Fat. Hope you like pepper spray cause the Keepers are armed with it! Oh and by the way Captain Str00del says, "M¥ R0B071( (H1Hµ4Hµ4$ W1££ B173 ¥0µR 4RM¥! 0X¥P13!!!".

--Governor Happyface

DWEEB
AS IF A BUNCH OF STUPID, IDIOTIC FOLLOWERS WOULD GET YOU ################ ANYWHERE!!!!!!

I mean, what will a fat, dumb, obese flying bear do for you, cloak boy? -- 19:19, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

YEAH LITERALLY HE GAVE US INFO THAT YOU SENT ME TO AN UNKNOWN DIMENSION THAT WAS GOOD FOR ME! YOU FLYING IDIOT WITH A CLOAK!

Tails6000

Naive??? NAIVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!
'''NAIVE YOURSELF, CLOAK BOY!!!!!! HE MAY HAVE STUPID, JERKY, &&&&&&&&&&&&&& POWERS, BUT WITH A LITTLE BRIBING, I COULD TURN THE SCALES OF LITERATURE ON MY SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''

And I am NOT at liberty to tell you what I mean, cloak boy. If you're so smart, figure out yourself. I bet even your dead, fat, ugly wife couldn't even solve it, and she's prettier than you. -- 01:06, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

YEAH WHAT SHE SAID! JERK!

Tails

You can't even use your own signature..... gee whiz, what kind of dumb evil villain are you??? --

Yeah what he said also explorer ummm have you seen my hot sauce machine gun ammo around here

Tails

(And a brief message from a clone)

Hi thare! Wat'zup?

Fake Tails6000 (page on fan games wiki

☞
Yeah, I just wanted to say you are a loser this afternoon. After all, YOU don't have a play!

--

May I Help You Today, Master Darktan?
Hi Darktan! curse my G family instincts

Hello Master Darktan! Is there anything I can do for you this fine day? darn!

I'm in the mood for something evil!

MWA HA HA HA- ...I need to stop doing that.

Your Higher Minion,

--X

Oops
Hey Darktan I just wanna tell you Manny Peng left your castle doors open again. So I'm in your castle now and let me say its hideous. I'm also going to have to help the PSA capture you.

Want some help with that? *loads hot sauce machine gun and goes super form*

Tails gaurdian of the chaos emeralds and master emerald

Speak to the gaurdian

Smoothie
Hi, Darktan. I know you might not like this, but why don't we drop our emnity for a while and hang out? I know a really good smoothie restaurant. And I promise to not turn you in. Seriously. So, ya comin' or not? -- 23:15, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Please sign with your signature, so that I can reply. -- 23:17, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

I promise to not bring Mabel; I know she sucks. -- 23:18, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

STOP EDITING WHEN MY COMMENTS ARE HERE EXPLORER GOSH YOUR GETTING MORE ANNOYING!

Tails the gaurdian of the master emerald

Speak to the gaurdian

Blah. Blah blah blah yada. C'mon, Darktan, don't ya wanna just drop our differences here? I promise not to harm you or poison the smoothie, and so on and so on. Can we just be friends for, say, 3 hours? Won't take long; I have a personal limo. -- 23:26, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Well go on *whispers in Explorer's ear saying poison the smoothie it will be funny

Tails the gaurdian of the master emerald

Speak to the gaurdian

Seriously, you don't know how to treat a guest. Poison the smoothie???? *does PogoPunk impression* Mah boi, yeh have lost a few mahbles!!! -- 23:31, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Ummmmm *cell phone rings*


 * speaks in cellphone*Yeah. Uh-huh.Okay I'll see you there *hangs up phone*

I got a match tonight in Tails bash with my Doppleganer wanna go to watch after the smoothie?

Tails the gaurdian of the master emerald

Speak to the gaurdian

Children these days, eh? Bah! Yiou'd think it's times like these they'd learn to respect their elders! I suppose we could sign a treaty? That would make for a nice, happy, ending! Why I remember back in the days of the Khanzem...*Really boring old war story that no one would care for to hear*

--Mayor and Prime Minister Will Whitefoot

Ok, thanks. I promise, I won't do anything..... unless you try and do something to me. 'Kay? Okay. How 'bout we go out.... um, next Tuesday? Is that okay for you? -- 01:03, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

Insultations, from Ernie
Insultations, my friend. It's like you are losing from stone, to stone. I will start my conquest in Eastshield, and onwards to Freezeland. Don't bother taking over the land. You will completly be invaded and your most ?#$% realm will be collapsing, and so as King Triskelle and all the rest. I hope you and the good guys, like being in hell. I hope you do. Someday, the whole USA, with all the peasants: The Dark Side, The Good Side, everything, will vanish. The world is now mine. Beware. --Ernie

A message from the voice of Link
You are sooooooooo lucky I am doing this. But you won't get anu compliments from me! Why, you may ask? I'll tell you why! BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO INSULT YOU WITHOUT YOU BEING ABLE TO INSULT ME BACK! Watch as I, Spy Guy Pers now break Murphy's Law! Nothing can go wrong. And you know why? Well, you will have to wait. Nothing can go wrong. Nothing can go wrong. I HOPE THERE IS A FAULT CREEP UNDER YOUR CASTLE AND ONE DAY YOU CAN'T FIND THE KITCHEN BECAUSE IT IS IN A DIFFERENT SPOT BECAUSE OF THE FAULT CREEP I MENTIONED EARLIER! Sorry. I had a long night. I needed to let that out. But too bad you can't insult me, because Explorer stripped all you pronouns and verbs- wait, is that all? And did I just read that it is temporary? Why am I typing all this? This is a long message. MUST NOT PRESS SAVE PAGE BUTTON! Oh, and by the way, I need to say something that I will get paid for. Please watch Ford Car and Link! New episode this Friday at 7:00!

-Spy Guy Pers Talk to the actor!

WOO HOO I LIKE THAT SHOW! specially that I'm an actor I play Darktan till season 2 thats when My dopple ganger switches with me so I'm myself in the second season!

Tails6000 Talk to another actor

president
Can I be Vice Pwesident when we wule the USA. Manny Peng

I doubt even Darktan would be crazy enough to make a noob like you vice President. Speedddasher

Alright Darktan I'm on to you I'm gonna fly you inside out whenever I can!

So will I for mah Job is to destroy yuh for no resun

Tails6000 Talk to the Comedy master/Actor

Fake Tails6000 Speak to the actor

The Speeddasher penguin speaks truth. --Darktan

Thats for sure Tails6000 Talk to the Comedy master/Actor

Eh? Have you noticed me? You idiot. Your world is dumb. Why don't you meet me. If you don't reply, you are pied after your pies. I hope my conquest will destroy you and fatty Luce.

Okay, you got my attention. Bravo, but because of the repetitive "I'm gonna try to beat Darktan but fail miserably" speech, you just lost my attention. Tsk tsk. --Darktan

Well weird duplicate of me you ready for the special attack

Fake Tails6000:yah!


 * Tails jumps on to fake tails,Fake throws tails,both drill kick Darktan*

Thats what we call The clones drill!

Tails6000 Talk to the Comedy master/Actor

MESSAGE
Hello Darktan. I am Stevie Falcon I, the Crowned Executive Officer of the Noocratic Republic of Dorkugal.

Since I came to reign, I've noticed your impact on the continent. It is not pleasing.

I am not able to speak long sentences because of my VoiceMaster 3000 synthesizer.

I know you are evil.

I want you to stop.

I can not let you win.

Stop.

Should you not stop I will blog bad things about you.

I can. I will.

We at Dorkugal have some of the greatest technology in Antarctica.

We can deliver PWN age. We deliver it nicely.

Beware the nerds. Fear their prescence.

Dorkugal kicks boohonkus.

You are in fear.

--Stevie Falcon I

MESSAGE REPLY
I read your message.

Who said I was young?

I did not.

I am actually quite old.

I am the human equivalent of fifty five.

That is old, correct? Yes.

I could not consider myself a big kid.

I am old.

I emphasized that a bit ago.

I can't even move without this wheelchair.

I believe I am living a better life than you anyway.

My people are happy. That makes me happy.

I earned my people's respect.

You use your Unusvere nocensdies to grant power in exchange for allegience. You also use trickery.

To create minions, you use your Unusvere nocensdies on innocent bystanders.

If I wanted minions, I would call up anyone. They would gladly help.

As such I can legally classify you as evil. My blog gets millions of hits daily.

I have a picture of you dancing to polka music. It is very funny. Everyone will love it. You like polka. You will not admit it. You like polka.

LOL.

If you were hooked up to a machine as I was, you probably could not handle it. I have no physical power.

You are power mad. Power is your necessity. Without power you are nothing.

Without that Amulet you would be just another penguin in a cloak.

I do not need power. I have friends. I have intelligence. I have a nifty crown. I have personality and happiness.

I was selected as the CEO by a computer. I had the people's suppport. I could have lived without this power. I accepted the job in spite of that. I could not let my people down.

You could easily let your people down. They are pawns in a virtual chessboard. Mere mine carts in a game of Cart Surfer. Tools you use to win with. When you are finished they are discarded. You do not like your henchmen. They are but tools. Their needs are second to yours. You must create minions.

As such, I and my people can be deemed superior. Your minions are tools. My people are friends. I do not believe in class distinction. I mingle with commenors. You sit on your throne.

I can't move. I take my so-called throne with me. It is what makes me move.

Your minions are tools. My people are friends. No more input required.

Nerds rule.

--Stevie Falcon the First

Message to Manny Peng.....
You will never be vice president. Surely Darktan will give that position to me. I am his best minion, and can actually talk normally. Metal Explorer

Random thing I wanted to tell you
Sometimes I believe myself to be the personfication of Entropy. Fred agrees with me. -- 22:51, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

I am cweary the bwest chwoice for wight hwandmwan or bwaby. Heh Heh!

No you don't, Manny. --Metal Explorer

REPPLY TO YOUR MESSAGE
You can not easily destroy me. I am already destroyed. Lou Gherig's disease, remember?

Ha ha ha.

However, just remember this:

If you did not control your minions' minds, would they remain loyal? Would they pick you up when you are down?

Would they comfort you if you happen to lose?

If you fall flat on your face, will they be there for you?

Think about it.

--Stevie Falcon the First

Diplomacy, Fourth Wall, Etcetra
Ever heard of the "Fourth Wall"? Mayor McFlapp is said to control us all by using an organ. An organ! Do you beleive this is true? And if so, that means the "Good Guys" will most likely win. I dont like the sound of McFlapp and his leaked controversial acts. Maybe if the USA, Antarctican Union, and Your army came together, we could find out about this "Fourth Wall" and "Real World". By the way, are you interested in land grants? How about tonnes of 24 Carat Gold, unmarked ingots only? I'd think a penguin such as yourself would enjoy the spoils of the High Penguin Remnants, eh? Only for a peace treaty and alliance, we'd settle to offer for such as that. Before we can even agree on negotiations, I have a small inquirey about you and your conquest. Why exactly do you want to take over antarctica? To tell you the truth, these days, it's full of a bunch of Neds who make Global Warming even worse and colonise every kilometre of land they meet eyes with. Please respond as soon as you can, I know your busy with the conquest and such of the nature.

-- King Triskelle

No
I wam nwot mwind I jwust want wivw in wa cwastle.Manny Peng 20:08, 7 March 2009 (UTC)User:Manny Peng

Swee
I made Mwax Thwe artwicle hwe askd fwor.

Manny Peng 21:11, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

A message for Darktan
Since neither of us like him, I'm taking Manny Peng to Freezeland's worst prison. I'll tell him I'm taking him for a walk in the strooler. Metal Explorer

Ywou'll nwever twake mwe without a cwry. Thwat Twin Cwan isn't worth mwy twime. Pwus I stwole swome of The gwey four eyed pwuffles inventions. Twy Mwe! Manny Peng

Here are swome invwentions I bwowwed from Dr. Gwey Pwuffle Wet's Wock!Manny Peng 21:11, 7 March 2009 (UTC)Manny Peng

I can force you can't I. I'm a awsome powerful robot, while you're just a nooby Mwa Mwa. Bring it on! Metal Explorer P.S. Darktan hates you.

Remember me?
Remember me? I was the one that tried to get into the Darktonian realm. I was the one you tried to get rid of, but I'm back! Yeah, your Magma Puffle failed miserably. I'm going to find out how to defeat you, if it's the last thing I do. I'm going to PBJT valley to face you off.--Kwiksilver

You will need this kwik (gives camera with flash on) It will be useful and also I'm gonna burn him (loads hot sauce machine gun)

Tails6000

Grr....he overpowered me. Tails, come and help me next time. Oh, and why will I need a camera?-Kwiksilver

He hates light Tails6000

Thanks Tails! I'll adapt my Banana Blaster by combining it with the flash bulb. *combines*-Kwiksilver

well this calls for my spotlight (makes spotlight)

Tails6000

LINK!!!! LINK ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i saw link again and he had a big poster of gars and it had holes on his face and he was muttering things!!!!!! I thouget dat he was locked away for goood! ahh! --Bucket

Alright
Bucket Link isn't bad anymore he's a good guy and also your funny!

And for Darktan prepare to get owned (gets hot hot sauce grenade that has rollback function that looks like a blue sphere but isn't well whenever I need back up this will call out everyone that I liked throughout my life (like explorer,fred,luce,kwiksilver, etc) So if you see me at the pie war you better be sorry because I made two awesome creations as well (pulls tarp off) Ta-da! Metal Tails6000 an the witchybot! How do you like that you ANATOR! hahahaha!

Tails6000

Mwad!
Dwarktan I twold woo I dwon't nweed two bwe bwaby swat. -Manny Peng

Oh I wonder why he had such a hard time believing you. Maybe it's because he likes me better and thinks you're insignificant. Metal Explorer

I believe you metal that I do and now lets fight! (turns on Tails6000 vs. Krono music from Tails6000 the Fighters starts spindash)

Tails6000

WANTED!!!
Your Most Wanted by the United Penguin's Republic. If anyone can provide and info leading to his capture, they will recieve 50,000 Penguin Silver or if anyone captures him, they will recieve 100,000 Penguin Silver. --The Leader 11:03, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Foolish bird! I could destroy your minute army with one swipe! Bow to me, and your life shall be spared!! -- 13:03, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Never! I may had been evil before but I am not anymore. --The Leader 13:06, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Pwoem
Wey!! Bwoss twell mwe what woo thwink of mwy pwoem.


 * Hwere is wha it sways
 * Roses are wed
 * Viowets are bwue
 * With mwy bwaby gadgets*
 * I will destwoy woo!

Wope woo wiked wit!

I... understood none of that speech whatsoever. --

Wun!
Mwaster dwont twurn intwo thwe dwagon or woo will bwe cwippled fwor ever.

P.S. Dwid woo pway thwe wigh water will. I swort of wan wit up. I weft thwe water won.

P.S.S. I is sworry I ate thwe wast pwice of wapple pwie.

P.S.S.S. Woo never weft me mweet wour wife.

P.S.S.S.S. I will weturn!

Don't listen to him lord Darktan. You allways know best.

P.S. Ha ha ha, you're in jail.

P.S.S. I hope you get sent to the Dark Penguins.

P.S.S.S. Start talking normally!

P.S.S.S.S. No you will not return.

P.S.S.S.S.S. I'd write more but at the moment I'm in pieces. Infact I'm writing with a my hand and it's not attached to my arm.

A broken down Metal Explorer

Will at weast Im nwot a bwoken wobot if I was I would bwe well pwut twogwether. Manny Peng

Pwomotion?
Well oh Mwaster cwan I bwe a Mwinion. - Manny Peng

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love Manny Peng's style of humour. --

Thwat was fwunny? ... I SWOULD BWE A CWOMEDIAN!

Whats wup wit fweze dwied fwish wits nwot fwozen wats up with thwat?

Haha -Manny Peng

P.S. I escwaped.

P.S.S. I wike pwie.

P.S.S.S. Is it okway if I fwushed Mwable down thwe toiwet.

P.S.S.S.S. I fwound a wobwot nwamed Mwetal Mwax1537 mwade bey  Dwocter Dwimwits He cwan bwe wour nwew wobwot swervent.

He TRIED to escape, you mean. I caught him, and gave him back to Mabel. This doesn't mean I'm friends with you. You're evil. (sticks out tongue)-Sprocket

Prank
leaves banana peel as giant as robo gary annd metal explorer and 16 herbert horrors combined

muahahhahah

anonymous pranker

Thanks for telling me, I'll be sure to avoid it now. --

Wob
Wello Mwaster want two gwo pwick fwowers or hwow bwout swin swongs. WOO GWET THWE BWEST OF BWOTH WORLDS!!!!! Manny Peng

Darktan, you're awesome (lol. your surname is Anator and I can train you to be good with the sword, but since you're sitting nad excisting, I can't).
Darktan, I can say that you're a good leader and all but we're gonna PwN you in the Pie War.

Dwarktwan is the wuler. Manny Peng

Hello Darktan
may i say u are DOOOOOOOOOOOMED

and We Are all Your Worst Nightmares put togetrer Prepare to meet your doom

RE: Your Request to Join
No, nor will I ever, ally with you and your noob army, so I would reccomend you take your cloak and your amulets and leave.

--Sanity1

RE: Mullet River
 *whips out CP Trainer and hacks the Doom Knight into the river, then hacks himself home* 

HA!

 *performs raspberry manuver with tounge* 

--Sanity1

P.S.: Use your ''REAL signature, noob!

RE: CP Trainer Theft
 *claps hands, CP Trainer returns to Sanity's Computer* 

 *Hacks Darktan back to normal.* 

Now, would you please go away? Your noobishness is getting annoying. If you need me, I'll be downloading pictures of Sarah Michelle Geller.

Don't bother me again.

Also, I know you're impersonating Darktan, you're not menacing enough. I'd tell you to return to your parents' celler... but I live in my parent's celler too.

--Sanity1

I Will Not Join Your Army
Listen up Noob.

I will not, nor will I ever, join your pathetic army.

I make a mighty fine CP Traioner myself.

Plus, I don't think the Moderators can ban Sanity Penguin.

-Sanity1

I is bwack!
Heeey! DARKTWAN!!! I can mwove bwack into thwe cwastle. Why were woo kissing thwe TV thwat one dway. It was weally weird. Either way dwid thwe Tin can twake mwy woom? If hwe did I will whack hwim with Majwic Wowwipop. Chows for nwows! -Manny Peng

Hi.
Hi.

Darktan!
Hello! This is Bellina, you know, the biggest Mary Sue in the world, if I am one. But anyway, you remember a few hours ago I joined your army. How do you think that will work out?

-Bellina

Please Reply

Darktan INATOR?
THAT IS  FUNNY! AND MY LAST NAME IS UNKI! HAHAHAHA! INATOR!

-Xorai (Inator!)

Good :)
Hey Anator i'm glad you turned good i think we will change subjects about our attack on you and go after Darktan II. (Xorai laughing at Theangal's Last name in background)

Bad:)
I like him better when he was bad!!!

WHAT!?!?!!?!?!
[[Media:Darktan's_Laugh.ogg]] Well swomwon pwease twell mwe what Dwartwan is gwood or weevwel? Weah I gwot thwe thwingy off. -Manny Peng

I hate you
this music plays while she is talking

You? You think you're unstoppable?

Well, you're not.

If I was McFlapp, I'd make you go to Diss.

But who cares? You reformed.

Now ignore everything I said above.

-LuXerra

I am the successor of darktan mwahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --King of cp♔ 18:12, May 15, 2011 (UTC)