User:Dan

My Character is Dan... My ALT for me on the road is User:MobileDan. I love editing this wiki and am a BOSS here. I am a HUGE fan of TS and Explorer 767.

Summer
In the summer, I have a crazy and very variable schedule.

I basically just come on when I can. For the Fourth of July weekend ‘’should’’ be the only time I have no access.

School Year
Classes start at 8:00 AM. I must leave no later than 7:30 AM.

Classes end at about 2:45 PM. I will probably be back at home by 3:00 PM or earlier.

Homework will take at least 2 hours to finish. Dinner is anywhere from 5 to 6:30 PM So please, if contacting me, don’t expect a reply until 6:30 or 7-ish.

This schedule will go through regular updating whenever possible.

Saturday and Sunday
I will get on when I can. You can contact me ANY time.

Misc

 * I have trumpet lessons every week.


 * Occasionally, I may go out with my family to shop or go on some trip. I will attempt to inform you of this, but I can't guarantee it. I can guarantee, however, that you will be informed of vacations and such.


 * Severe weather may interfere with my Internet Connection, and though I may be able to offset the schedule, there will be times where offsetting is out of the question. (Any time it rains, our power will go out.)

Vanishings
If I vanish from the Chat without warning, you are to assume one of the following causes:


 * Bad weather
 * Blackout
 * Chores
 * Punishment
 * Shopping trip
 * Outing
 * Unexpected visitor

FAQ

 * How many edits do you have?
 * I really dunno. Tell you what, I'll let you see this:

and


 * When did you start your account on CP?
 * Sometime in 2006.


 * When did you start editing here?
 * I began editing here in the early summer of 2009, I had been viewing the wiki for a long while before this. I can remember all the way back past the infamous court house, and Trisk, and Pogopunk, and the famous RV Clan.


 * When will you quit?
 * When I get bored of this wiki, pretty much. So, not in a ‘’long’’ time.


 * What's your favorite article?
 * I have lots of them.


 * Dan Beronews
 * Mabel
 * TSP
 * Director Benny
 * Bureau of Fiction
 * 2009: Year in Review
 * Great Darktonian Pie War
 * Explorer
 * Holyberden
 * Midas and Herb
 * Dystopian: The Musical!

Feel free to ask me more Qs!

Templates
My templates.

^My most important one!

^I'm a Turtlenator!

^An inside joke.

^If you need help, ask me!

^I'm good! I even found the super secret page!

Bugzy Supporter
Stand in for Bugzy, for in East Pengolia, Bugzy stands in for YOU!

Subpages

 * The CNIC
 * Random-ness!
 * Siggy Testing!

Random Media and Text I Enjoy
Video:Second Term - CPW Satire|TurtleShroom's best video. Slap TS, Slap! Video:-Yakety Sax- Music|How could I ‘’not’’ put this one! Video:The Internet is Tubes!|Got this one from Exxy! Video:Epic Pokemon Music| Video:King Dedede's Theme -- Trance| Video:Zero Two's Theme (Brawl)|

"Life’s unfair, its my job to keep it that way."

- Director Benny

"I’m not helping Benny steal money!"

- Dan Beronews helping Director Benny

"READ MY LIPS. CLINIC. PROPERTY."

- Sister Alkamesh, Phreaky Phriday