User blog:TurtleShroom/URGENT ABSENCE ANNOUNCEMENT

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DEAREST FRIENDS AND USERS OF THE CLUB PENGUIN FANON WIKI:  All of you have probably been wondering why I haven't showed up all day. Unfortunately, this is because I have shamefully and stupidly procrastinated in my worst subject for so long that I have less than half completed with two weeks to go. As such, my schedule has been transformed into an all-out, all-math overdrive. By this, I mean that everything is taking a punch.

 So... {cue epic music}
 * GONE is my usual eight hours of CPFW joy, until it's done.
 * GONE is my daily Frozen Coke junket until it's done.
 * GONE is the neccesary-but-hour-wasting therapy I take in the hyperbaric chamber to help curb by emotions.
 * GONE is all leisure as my homeschool is quadrupled and I do three long units of math a day while writing formulas.
 * GONE is the Saturday Directive indefinately until further notice . (Explorer, you've been nacklogged before, so you know what I'm talking about.)

"For the rest of May, you will experience a completely TurtleShroom-devoid Club Penguin Fanon Wiki. His enemies will rejoice and my friends will mourn. The wiki will develop in ways normally inhibited by the wiki's censor. When TurtleShroom returns, there will be so many changes that most are likely to escape his censorship, at least for months and likely forever.

IRCs will curse without TurtleShroom to enforce them, unless Explorer comes, and the site will go on without me. Indeed, the site will march on, but its straight and narrow path led by the de facto iron fist and whip of TurtleShroom- despite not being a true administrator -will be erased for an entire month. This power vacuum will mean upheavel and brief changes in the order. People will have their chance to institute reforms without Strom Thurmond to silence it.

I will return to a different wiki. Depending on the will of the Masses, it may be radical, or subtle, or none. Either way, there will be little to absolutely nothing in way of TurtleShroom's work and intervention."

On the bright side, though, there WILL be a new video made in Adobe Flash, as partof my computer web design course. Experience the first AND last video made by TurtleShroom Productions using the top-quality, ultimate professional videomaking suite! The video will be, obviously, a music video. The song? Paul Shanklin's "OIL ON THE WATER", parody of Deep Purple's "SMOKE ON THE WATER". Coming this May. (I may make a trailer if I have time in all of this work!)

So, enjoy your TurtleShroom-free month. It won't last.

That is all.

Regards,

-- † TurtleShroom ™!  Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)    <keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del " /> Your resident taster of pork.    †          †       Hold your cursor over my signature for FUN!  ――–    ―――――     21:35, 4 May 2011 (UTC) ,

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 * OH NO THIS IS TERRIBLE....--Swiss Ninja Signature.png User Talk SN.png 00:03, 5 May 2011 (UTC)
 * THANKS FOR ALL THE WORK! Andrew (The devil is down in Georgia) (Product of human clones) 00:14, 5 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Ach lad, I'll basically be gone too. -- <span title="My page. No touchie!">THE SHEEP!  |<font face="Lucida Sans Unicode"> FIGHTTHEPOWER!  [[File:Crazy sheep.gif]] ( Stuff I did and stuff ) 06:34, 5 May 2011 (UTC)


 * It's been pretty much the same situation but it's due to increased chores and I've been working and volounteering more. But, I still pop on once and a while. I'm currently working on writing the Valnroian language. --<font face="Gabriola" color ="green"> Triskelle3 <span title="Yous should click here - it's class, like.">Talk to me! 22:07, 5 May 2011 (UTC)


 * You are being tested on Arithmetic. Although only in the equivalent of the sixth or seventh grade, I might be able to help should any problem occur. I would try to provide help if possible. Alex001 14:10, 6 May 2011 (UTC)

= UPDATE = <span title="...-and by pork, I mean a gigantic Easter ham. ...-and by tasting the pork, I mean gobbling four sandwhichs' worth of the sucker in one sitting like the glutton I am.">Your resident taster of pork. <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">   †          †       <span title="Are you going to make BISCUITS?">Hold your cursor over my signature for FUN! <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="HELLOOOOOOOOO CORAI!."> ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     20:55, 5 May 2011 (UTC)
 * If I work tirelessly enough, I may be able to get in thirty minutes to two hours' worth of CPFW time, but I am liable to vanish instantly without a farewell and at any time without warning. -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†     :)  :)    <keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del " />