Talk:Jasper

Hiya, penguins! Please talk to me here! You could also talk to my master, Yorkay Porkay, here if you wanted to.

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Why Ben isn't a Vampenguin
Sir, as a professional bioligist, I wish to inform you that the wretched Ben isn't turning into a Vampenguin because you are not spreading the disease by biting it.

Vampenguinism is spread via a hard slap on the back where a wound, cut, or gap in a penguin's (or other creature's) feathers is located. If you want to make Ben a Vampenguin, you have to slap its back. Unfortunately, you'd have to have firm muscle and large bones to do that. As a parrot, your hollow bones and gorgeous plumage won't do enough to change Ben into a Vampenguin.

Feel free to keep biting him, if you wish. By the way, when you suck Ben's blood, have you ever wanted to know what it looks like? I've seen penguin blood cells under a microscope: penguin blood cells under a microscope. Neat, isn't it?

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) DON'T YOU DARE QUIT BECAUSE OF WHAT I JUST TYPED!!!!!!!! † 01:59, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

P.S.: What is Ben's blood type?