User blog:Sossions/HOAX!

I have a confession to make. It is about my true identity. I am not really Sossions, but a sockpuppet of SWISS NINJA! It is truly me, your user Swiss Ninja. I purposely had all the quitting and user stuff planned out.

You see, I dont quit that easily! I fooled everyone, except for the people I have told.

My plan was simple:

Make a sockpuppet and pretend like i was new.

Swiss Ninja would brag about himself and tell the rookie something about explorer. (In this case, i said "Watch out for Explorer" as a joke; Yes, it was random)

Another user would tell on explorer.

Swiss Ninja would quit because of all the pressure and the hate.

The New user would make his own normal characters and live a happy life.

--Thus, I only wanted to do this for two reasons:

At that point, i had felt like i had no respect. I dont know why i actually wanted to make Swiss Ninja a monarch, which led to arguments and dispute. I felt like i was a terrible user too. I even tried to enroll myself for a position for Rollback or somthing, but mostly there were "No's". I knew that I had lost trust from other users.

Of course, there was Happyface. He always has tormented me through my time here. He overused his power by banning me several times too. We were bitter enemies. At one point, he said to me: "No, Take a Long break from this wiki."

I also remember another quote from him: "Too Bad"

I thought about the "Long break" quote. I decided to restart my life fresh, and regain the respect i should of had. I wanted to make new charaters who where not monarchs. Perhaps you may say that my enemy has been my inspiration.

Well, My plan worked out well, until the least expected came.

My cries of pain were actually heard. TS and others stared getting angry at HF. Yeah, he has threatened to burn my cities to the ground. Although it may be strange, I am actually sad HF is leaving. Perhaps HF was the only competition I ever had.

Happyface, you can come back, but please be a bit more kinder and have more respect for my articles. I wont ask anything else.

As for Sossions, he could be a backup account if needed for some reason....

So, what are Ya'll standin there for? It is time to continue that "Epic War" --World War One parody!

I was thinking MobileShroom should be in it. His country would be known as the "Automan Empire" and swiss ninja tries to take his car companies back?

plus, a campaign to take Freezeland? However, the country splits because of opposition of Swiss ninja's rule?