Fooly's Adventure/Transcript

Here is the transcript to the ongoing Fooly's Adventure. Some jokes make no sense here, just in the comic version, so beware!

KEY

 * F : Fooly


 * f : Fuzzle


 * F : Folly


 * F : Foolx

Chapter 1
Zoom into Fooly's Igloo

f: Gee, it sure is BORING around here!

F: Mah boi! This peace is what ALL true warriors strive for!

f: I just wonder what Gan- HOLY DEDEDES WHAT'S DAT!

Zoom out to show sky

F: Apparently it's a hole. In the sky.

f: That can't be good.

F: Holy homemade instant noodles! There's something coming out of the hole!

f: How cliché is that?

F: Very.

Letter hits Fuzzle

f: AH! FLYING PAPERCUT!

F: Hey, it's a letter!

Letter: A long, long time ago, a group of some of the wisest creatures alive was formed. The group hid a treasure of immeasurable power. What power was it? It was just really tasty. They called it the Sea Cheese, and a whole lot of this special treasure was hidden in a place unknown to us. Until just a few moments ago. By the time we found the cheese, it was already rotten due to its age. But we realized that YOU are at that time long, long ago. You must go find the cheese.

- Folly

(PS The map will come separately)

Fooly and Fuzzle stare at each other, then run through the door.

SFX: CRASH

F: Fooly's Adventure Part I: Journey for the Map

F: Maybe we should've turned on our propellor caps before jumping.

f: Yeah, that makes sense.

Sign: Oops!

Fooly and Fuzzle drop down into water

F: We're off to a great start!

f: Look! The map is arriving!

Map begins to fly into igloo, but shot into distant island by toaster.

f: WAT

F: I think we left the toaster on...

f: Do we even have a toaster?

F: I don't think so, but we can't go around mentioning thingies like that! They'll begin to notice!

f: Oh right. *ahem* The map is flying straight to Club Penguin Island!

F: Let's-a go!

Fooly and Fuzzle begin flying to Club Penguin.

F: It's been a while since we've been in a story like this!

f: Yeah, last time it was that Really Random Story, right?

F: Actually it was the Fanon Characters Special 2015, but this story takes place in 2014. Just to let our viewers know.

f: Huh.

F: Now that that's over with and we have no witty fill-in-dialouge for now, let's skip to the chase and use the map!

Club Penguin loading screen.

F: We're here! We seem to be in Igloo District 9 3/4. Now, where do we find that dere map?

f: Judging by the smells, I DON'T KNOW. Let's just go on a random direction until something happens.

F: Or we could ask whoever lives in this ominous house.

f: Huh. Funny how I didn't notice that.

F: What could possibly go wrong? Let's go!

The duo trip on the edges of the panel'

F: Hey! Maybe you should've changed the perspective before we began walking!

Narration Box: Whoops. My bad.

''Perspective changes to show a gigantic ominous mansion. The duo go to the mansion's door.''

SFX: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

?: Cooooome iiiiiin...

f: Great! They're letting us in!

Fooly and Fuzzle waddle inside as door closes.

SFX: BANG!

f: 2spooky4me!

F: Hold on to your guts tho, we need to find the map!

Fooly and Fuzzle stand in front of a shadowy, tall figure.

F: Hello, some random stranger! We seem to have lost a map of sorts! Have you by a chance seen a flying piece of toast with an envelope attached to it?

Shadowy tall figure disappears.

F: Huh.

f: Maybe he went to the basement over there! Basements are about the safest place you can be in when you're in a dark scary place!

F: Makes sense to me! Let's go!

The duo waddles to a trapdoor, which they descend.