The Marriage

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The Marriage is a very humorous, romantic, and evil tale of four puffles getting married.

Chapter One: Coming
Ethan: (To Kiysha) Oh, I am so excited! Now... who's coming? (Looks at list)

Kiysha: Oh, I think some people are here! (Opens door)

Foamy: Hi!

Robin: (Shyly) Hi...

(Doorbell rings again)

Xary and Willie Watt: Hi! (Xary mumbles to self: Why am I being NICE?)

Ethan: (Checks off Foamy, Willie Watt, and Xary off list)

(Doorbell rings again and most of the Unki Family come in)

Corai: A bit too much...

(Darktan comes in)

Darktan: (To Willie Watt, Xary, and Foamy) Hello, my minions.

(Doorbell rings again and the rest of the people come in except for Surray and Penelope And Xara and Xorai,they use a portal)

Everyone else: Hi!

Ethan: Let's get started!

Chapter Two: Why must it?
(Everyone finds a seat and sits down)

(Ethan and Terry go up on the stage)

MEANWHILE.....

Surray: (Up on roof) Well, CRASH DA PARTY ALREADY!

Penelope: One sec, I am adjusting the bomb.....

Surray: Uhhh...

BACK AT THE CHURCH....

Ethan: (Makes an announcement) Hello, folks. Today Robin and Terry will be married-

(Penelope and Surray fall from roof, into cake batter)

Penelope: (In cake batter) IS THIS what you were planning for?

Surray: (Shakes head)

Penelope: WELL, IT BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN.

Ethan: Now... as I was saying... Kiysha and I will be married, too.

Kiysha: Oh... yes.... (All dreamy)

Xrake: And have fairy cakes!

Willie: (Whispers to Xrake) Yes, we will, after the main cake and food, but sweetie, please don't shout out like that again.

Xrake: (Loud again) Ok!

Willie: (Slaps head)

And so it goes on....

Church Guy: Do you take Kiysha to blah blah blah...

Ethan: Ya. ♥ (Not to serious)

Church Guy: Excuse me?

Ethan: YES. ♥ (Louder)

Church Guy: Blah blah blah

Kiysha: Yes! ♥

Ethan: (Breaks big smile and kisses)

Kiysha: (Kisses back)

Church Guy: Robin, Terry?

Terry: Ya, ok.

Robin: Yes....

Church guy: Blah blah blah blah!

Terry: Sure. ♥ (Stares at Xrake)

MEANWHILE....

Chef cooking cake: La la la la la la!

Chef: La la la la! OUUHHH!!!!!!

Chef: HAIR! (Picks up hair) GRAY AND PURPLE-ISH BLACK-ISH HAIR! OMG!

Chef: (Screams VERY loudly)

MEANWHILE.......

Ethan: (Hears scream) (Runs to kitchen)

Xary: Excuse the interruption.. (Slaps head for being nice and faints)

Willie: Oouuh! Are you ok, Xary?

Ethan: AHHH!!!!!!

Chapter Three: Chaos and Chaos
Darktan: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?

Mabel: WHAT?!?

Explorer: (In PHREAK mode) (BREAKS A VASE!)

Willie: (Turns around) What is GOING on? (Turns back to Xary)

MEANWHILE....

Ethan: Uhhh... chef?

Chef: THERE IS LIVING HAIR IN MY MASTERPEICE!!!

Ethan: Right.... (Picks up hair) THIS IS SURRAY'S AND PENELOPE'S HAIR! (Runs out of room)

Chef: WHAT?!?

MEANWHILE....

Willie: No wonder I sensed EVERYTHING would go wrong! Oh Xary!

Chef: OH MAMA MIA! (RUNS INTO CHURCH ROOM AND TRIPS OVER XARY ON THE FLOOR)

Willie: (SCREAMS!!!) XARY!!!!!

Chef: (Screams like girl) AHHHIIIIIEEE! MY FOOT!

Willie: (Sighs) I wish this would have NEVER happened...

Ethan: KIYSHA!

Kiysha: Uhhggghgh...

Ethan: What happened?!!

Xrake: Drake kicked her!

Drake: Did not!

Xrake: Did too!

Willie: Guys, STOP FIGHTING!

Ethan: Ohhh Kiysha!

Kiysha: Ow ow ow OW!!!!!!

Willie: OH OH OH!!!!! (Runs into Kitchen) (Grabs ice pack for Xary, forgets Kiysha)

Kiysha: OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Willie: OH! (Grabs another ice pack!)

Terry: Why is this happening?

Willie: PENELOPE AND SURRAY!

Chapter Four: Ruins
Surray: Just what I planned for... just what I planned for....

Penelope: Me too.... (BREAKS INTO EVIL LAUGH!) Mwa ha ha ha HA HA!!!!!

MEANWHILE....

Willie: Oh why does this have to happen?!?!

Chef: GIMME ICE PACKY!

Willie: (Gives ice pack with tears in eyes)

Ethan: Oh man, Kiysha! YOU FAINTED!

Corai: CHEF?!!

Chef: MY FOOTIE HURTS!!!!!!!!

Corai: Uhhh... ok?

Darktan: (Quite Quiet, even with the chaos)

Willie: Oh guys...

Chef: I want a new foot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Willie: 0_0 (Breaks into sweat break)

Ethan: Oh why why WHY??!?

Kiysha: (Wakes up) I'm ok, I'm ok...

Ethan: NO YOUR NOT!!!!!!!

Kiysha: O_O

Willie: She is, I think..

Xary: (Wakes up)

Willie: Oh wow.

Chapter Five: A bit back to normal
Ethan: Explorer! He's regular now!

Willie: (Stares at the 9 things he broke)

Kiysha: Can Terry and Robin marry now?

Robin: Suu--re...

Terry: Forwa-

Chef: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIIIEEEEE!!!!

Willie: (Throws ice pack carelessly as foot)

Chef: <_>

MEANWHILE....

Penelope: It's getting HOT in here....

Surray: Ya...

Penelope: WE'RE BEING BAKED!!!!!!!!!!

Surray: Noooooo!!!!!!

MEANWHILE...

Ethan: Now, folks, we are going onward with the marrying.

Church Guy: (Passed out)

Ethan: Oh gosh. (Picks up book)

Ethan: Do you... uhh... blah blah blah?!

Robin: Oh yes.... I do.... ♥

Willie: (Winks at)

Robin: Oh YIPPEEE!!!!!! (Squeals)

Willie: Yaaaa.... now... uhhh.. XARY? GOSH. HOW MUCH DO YOU FAINT!?!?

Xary: I'm not fainted, I'm laying down!

Willie: 0_0

Ethan: Ohhh... how nice....

Willie: To the Dining Room!

Chapter Six: A Surprise
Willie: Guys, sit here.

(Everyone takes a seat)

Willie: Great. (Takes seat between Ethan and Xary)

Chef: Owwwwie!

Explorer: Is the cake ready?

Chef: Oh yes.

Ethan: What flavor?

Chef: Uhhh.. Vanilla?

Ethan: Yay!

Kiysha: We have all this to eat! Dig in!

(Everyone starts to eat)

Ethan: I will serve the cake and all of us can get up and have punch and more!

Willie: Uhhh... ok.

Drake: (Sees red fruit punch)

Willie: GREAT.

Xary: Yuck.

Ethan: Ummmm yum?!!?

Mabel: Δ Ω ͏  Ϡ ‽ Я ҉   ҈   ҂ Ӷ ۝

Explorer: Excuse Mabel for her PUNCTUATION, please.

Darktan: (Glares at)

Chef: La la la la! DA CAKE TIS' READY! (Serves)

Cake: AHHHHH!!!

Xrake: Did the....cake just TALK!?!?!

Corai: I think sooo.....

Dara: ?

(Cake breaks open and out pop Surray and Penelope)

Corai: SURRAY!

Xorai: PENELOPE!

Xara: (Rolls eyes)

(Chef Faints)

Xrake: Gimme a cup of punch!

Explorer: Ok! (Puts hole through cup and puts hand through hole) (Gives a slight punch)

Darktan: Want to join my Army, your evil person?

Explorer: 0_0

Willie: O_O

Xary: (Just smiles)

Chef: OK!!

Everyone: O_O

Darktan: Yes.... but you aren't that evil...

Chef: Yes I am! (Pulls Penelope's pigtails)

Penelope: Grrrrrrr!!!!

Chef: Oh, it was.... XARY?!

Penelope: Xary!?! XARY!??! THAT WEIRDO!?!

Willie: 0_0

Xary: (Is sad because insulted but dosen't show)

Willie: Oh why is this such a weird wedding? (Reads mind)

Willie: Oh whatever.

Penelope: Hmmmmppphh... (Grabs tiny little bomb)

Explorer: 0_0

Xorai: AT A WEDDING, PENELOPE?! I KNOW WE ARE EVIL, BUT HERE, TO ANOTHER EVIL PERSON!?!

Everyone: 0_0

Penelope: Yes....

Willie: (Grabs bomb and stops it) SERVES YA RIGHT!

Xary: 0_0

Chef: Can we eat now?

Corai: Uhhh... ok?

(Everyone starts eating the cake)

Mabel: Й Ӝ ि আ இ!!

Chef: What does that mean?

Surray: Oh no.....

Mabel: (Very angry) ☎ ☸ ☈ ♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙ ♚ ♛ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟ ♨ ⌚ ✆ ✉ ✍ ❀!!!!!!!!!!!

Chef: (Goes on eating confused) ?

Terry: Now you all can go visit up and around and have some punch!

Ethan: Fine.

Robin: ♥

Chapter Seven: What is done is done
Drake: Mwa ha ha! (Dissapears onto broken roof)

Corai: Where is my evil son?

Xary: (Shrugs)

MEANWHILE....

Drake: (Sets up deletion bomb with Penelope)

Penelope: Who are we gonna set it on?

Drake: You.

Penelope: (Tackles)

MEANWHILE....

Corai: Well...

(ROOF BREAKS AND PENELOPE AND DRAKE DROP DELETION BOMB NEAR DARKTAN)

(DELETES FLOOR)

Willie: Oh gosh, I'll be right back. (Goes to deletion dimension)

Xary: 0_0

Penelope: WHY ARE YOU DO DUMB!?! (Tackles)

Drake: YOU ARE DUMB!

MEANWHILE....

Willie: Wow... now where is the floor?!

Puffle: Hi!

Willie: Uhh.. Hi!

Puffle: Adopt me!

Willie: 0_0 Uhh... ok....

Puffle: Yay!

Willie: (Finds floor)

MEANWHILE...

Penelope: SURRAY!

Chapter 8: Fighting of the villians
Drake: Be quite Penelope!

Surray: (Hits Drake with wrench)

Penelope: HAHAHAHA!

Drake: (sprays cheese on Penelope)

Penelope: Grrrrrr...

MEANWHILE....

Corai: Whats going on?

Ethan: Let's check it out! (Corai and Ethan go upstairs)

Corai: DRAKE!!!!

Ethan: SURRAY!!!

MEANWHILE...

(Door suddenly starts to open)

Robin: (Squeals) It's a robber! (Hides behind bench)

Xrake: No it's not!

Xary: Ahhh! Hide everyone! Why am I being so nice??!?

Willie: YOU KNOW, I HAVE NO IDEA. AND I INTEND TO MAKE YOU NICER!

Xary: Noooooooo!

Never: (Blasts door open) Hey! (Starts snowing) Wow... I think I see.... No! Not HIM!

Fred: Hi, Sorry we're late. Some penguin was asking why I call pie "not a desert".

Never: But it is a desert!

Fred: Oh ya? What is (Mathematical Fraction = Mathematical Fraction + Mathematical Fraction?

All: 0_0

Never: (Mathematical Fraction!!)

Fred: Oh ya? HOW COME YOUR SO SMART!?! (Tackles)

MEANWHILE...

Surray: EAT WRENCH! *wacks ethan off the roof*

Ethan: Mommy *falls and land son a snowpenguin*

Chick: *crys*

Chicks Mother: YOU PUFFLE *THROWS ETHAN AT CORAI*

Corai: OWY! MY HEAD! *throws snowball at the woman*

Ethan: *chases the chick*

Surray: guys and evil purple puffle LETS ESCAPE BEFORE THEY THROW US AT THEM! *they escape accept surray*

Ethan: your mine now surray! *drags downstairs*

Penelope; hey they forgot his wrench!

Drake; *takes it*

(Starts hailing)

(Hits lady)

Chapter Nine, The villian caught
Xrake; Is that Docter surray?

Ethan: Yes, AND HES TRYING TO CRASH THE WEDDIGN

all: gasp

Surray: *WACKS ETHAN WITH WRENCH AND ESCAPES*

Xrake: AFTER HIM! *chases*

all: let him go *rolls eyes*


 * door and nearby things flal down*

Jal: Hello! Oh Hi willie! HI XARY!!!!!!!

Willie: GRRRRRRR! *powers charge up in flippers*

Jal: CLOUD WAVE BRACER STRIKE!

Xary: STOP STOP *gets in the middle*

Both: Sorry....

Xary: Not to me to eachtogher! wait.....IM BEIGN NICE! GO ON DESTROY EACHTOGHER!

Jal: Yes! *throws cloud bombs at willie*

Result
Kiysha marries Ethan, Many tears of happiness are shed, Penelope and Surray get baked in cake (they got out though), and Terry marries Robin! And Drake beats the Happiness out of Xrake (not violating the COC though) But Xrake was still happy! Drake got a hatred for Xrake, Kiysha has 4 of her teeth broken Cause of Drake's kicking. Foamy is in shock.