User blog:Twozenos124/Nintendo Switch Parody?

Sorry if this seems forced, but I need to get this off my chest: a parody of the Nintendo Switch. We have Wii, Wii U, DS, and 3DS parodies, so why not?

Personally I'd rather not make one myself because I already have two articles that I need to expand, so having three of them would make it worse for me. Tell me what you think of this on the talk page.