Xet

Xet (pronounced "ZET") is rumored to be an invader from another planet, sent to conquer the earth in the name of his people. That will never happen, ever.

Planet Z Background
Xet, after being cloned and his backpack and robe attached, Xet was a nuisance from the start. He typically annoyed his leaders and mother, who, when described by the Thinmen, was a 'sharp, sleek knife of some sort.' Xet constantly messed things up and even put a blackout on half the planet.

Eventually, he was conscripted into the Planet Z army as punishment. After four years of boot camp, he was an official Planet Z invader. He was sent to a "special mission" by the Planet Z government to Earth, who were hoping to get him killed. They believed that the Earth was inconquerable and thought that Xet would never come back, forever wondering around with the creatures of the planet. They were right.

Earth Background
Xet, after arriving on the earth, quickly used a device in his ship to create an igloo. He hid the spaceship in the roof of the house, behind a large crack on the front. After that, he put in rock-hard furniture, a TV, and the surrounding were strange posters. He even chose a disguise. After some time, his next door neighbor and classmate, Sye, a paranormal investigator wannabe, learned he was an alien and made it his goal to expose him.

Involvement
Like the first wave of any Planet Z invasion, Xet's orders were to learn as much as possible about the natives of the planet, assess how easily conquerable they were, and report back to Planet Z if the planet was capable of annexation, in great and extensive detail. This method of Invasion is a Planet Z staple, and is the same used on all target civilizations. However, with Xet, the communication link was severed (his home world didn't even want to hear him). His "special mission" was to conquer the earth himself and fly back to Planet Z after he succeeded. Much to the dismay of the Leaders of Planet Z, Xet somehow figured out a method of communicating with the Thinmen and the other Zitizens, thus making them miserable.

Xet enrolled at a school in South Pole City to learn about "stupid penguins,", as he calls them. He is unshakably loyal to the teacher and to his authorities (a trait of his people), and unfortunately for Xet, he was in the same class as Sye, and Rocket Slug, both extremely paranoid and smart penguins.

However, this evil is unmatched by his greatest accidental achievement. In the BOF, horrors are not told of Xet's plans to dominate, but rather, a genetic freak that he and Benny accidentally created. Now you're all trembly.

Trivia

 * He constantly tries to destroy the planet, he fails horribly. Even his species think hes fail, although he doesn't know that.
 * He can't change his clothes, which look like a purple robe and a purple backpack.
 * One reason is that he needs these to live.
 * The backpack has weapons in it, such as giant spider-like arms for easy travel.
 * He lives in South Pole City.
 * He is a direct parody of Invader Zim.
 * Chocolate, gum, and salt burn his skin horribly.
 * Nobody knows he's an alien except the Sapie Brothers, that crazy kid, and his evil sister.
 * If Sye is correct, Planet Z would be the fourth extraterrestrial body capable of harboring intelligent life, the first, second, and third being Planets X and Y, and Plymouth Asteroid, respectively. Excluding the asteroid, life has not been seen on any of these planets through any telescope... yet.
 * He thinks he can succeed, but he is a failure, if ya didn't know already...
 * The leaders of Planet Z consider Xet "special", and like all "special" Z-citizens (or "Zitizens"), they get far away assignments on hopeless planets.
 * He believes that Zacky is real and is just invisible.
 * For some reason, whenever he sees a Director Puffle, like Chenny, he is loyal to them. Possibly because they are thinner then him....but all puffles are thinner than penguins.
 * Strangely enough, he has a secret crush on Rocket Slug.
 * But since he is a failure at most things, he failed at keeping it a secret.
 * RS' strange behavior may be the reason that he calls her 'one of his own'. Nobody knows what this means, except RS' sister.

Quotes

 * GIRL WITH COOKIES! GIRL WITH COOKIES! BASE, RELEASE THE ROBOT PUFFLE!
 * I AM XET!
 * FEAR ME!
 * CAN'T YOU SEE? HE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT OF THIS WORLD!
 * VICTORY FOR XET!
 * FOOLISH PENGUIN! I AM OBVIOUSLY... ONE OF YOU!
 * FOOLISH PENGUIN!
 * YOU LIE!
 * Obviously, {phrase}!
 * WAFFLES! I HATE THEM! THEY BURN!
 * You DARE disrespect the LAVA? Have you no reverence?
 * WHAT'S THIS?! A YELLOW FEATHERLESS, BEAKLESS PENGUIN HAS CONQUERED THE WORLD? THAT'S MY JOB! I must get to the bottom of this!
 * Evil laugh.

Vam: You gonna make cookies? You gonna make cookies?

Xet: NO, Vam, never. I'll never make cookies. Never talk about cookies to me again.

Vam: *Gasp*

Sye: When your wig fell off... I saw antennae.

Xet: Do some penguins not wear wigs? I, a penguin, also wear a wig to cover up my bald head, because I am a penguin.

Sye: Yes, but most penguins don't have antennae.

Xet: Obviously, you're making that up!

*Xet shows Sye a Stage Costume Trunk, Planet Y*

Xet: As you can see, foolish penguin, it is perfectly common for penguins- like me -to have unique headgear!

Sye: Yeah, but that's FICTION. A COSTUME. Unlike Planet Z, there is no life on Planet Y.

Xet: You're lying! There is definitely life on Planet Y!

Sye: Really? How would YOU know, penguin?

*Xet pauses*

Xet: SILENCE!

Xet (to Explorer): Obviously, you are not of this world, penguin!

Explorer: ...what makes you say that?

Xet: The rotors on your head!

Explorer: It's a hat.

Xet: You LIE!

*Explorer takes off his hat*

Xet: I HATE BEING WRONG!