Talk:Xorai

IM XORAI, WHERES CORAI, IM GONNA DESTROY HIM! BWAHAHAHAH

re:LOL
I haven't the slighest clue to what you're talking about. --Director Jenny

Ps. and neither do you, Xorai shouldn't know about the BoE Citcxirtcem 18:28, December 8, 2009 (UTC) (he doesnt but he knows about puffles and kenny, he doesnt know hes BOE or anything like that)

So you wish to help me?
Feel Free to help me Xorai and join my army.

--Flywish

So you wish to help me?
Feel Free to help me Xorai and join my army.

--Flywish

RE: Happy Corvus
You're really good at playing the guitar, Xorai! How's your army going? Wow, you look GREAT today! Have you succeded in your plans to attack Corai?

Might I be able to help? I can wieled darkness and auras and stuff, you know! Well, only I can, I can't just give them to you, they can't last that long! So, never mind about that last one!

Isn't today just marvelous? The sun is so bright, I mean, it's December right now! The sun doesn't set for months on end! OH, I just LOVE Antarctic summer!!

Well, I hope you are prosperous in your military attempts! Have a glorious, fantastic, wonderful day!

He is allied with my army and we're planning an attack on darktan Turtleshroom.

-Happy Corvus! Who needs darkness?

A message from the Treacherous Trio
You couldn't annilate chicken scratch.

Ps. DARKTAN RULES SO MUCH MORE THEN XORAI! DARKTAN IS A GOD COMPARED TO XORAI! XORAI STANDS NO CHANCE AGAINST DARKTAN!!!

-- The Treacherous Trio! Speak... if you dare!

Yes
We can torture a lot. But that isn't necessary as of now, since we we see you are torturing yourself enough. At the moment.

--The Treacherous Trio Speak to us... if you dare!

Good Riiiii- i mean Bye
Hey Xorai you are too weak for us to stop Darktan II so on behalf of me,Swiss Ninja and Corai you're here by BANISHED FROM MY ARMY YOU ARE NO LONGER AN ALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ALSO YOU ARE A VILLIAN SO DON'T EVEN START WITH "STOP JUDGING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" FOR REAL?! I THINK THIS IS WHY NINJINIAN REJECTED ME, YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i should wrap this up

-Goodbye forever Flywish

I never noted to banish you, I dotn even know this happend!

Thinking: Why does he hate me.....

-Corai

Nothing
Wehn i talked to to Manny Peng i told him i though Darktan was a pile of Doo Doo not my friend fix your ears

--WishFlyx (Get Ready Flywish)

...Your
Clones are much bigger n00bs than you. And that's saying a lot.

I would help you, after all the Demon Penguins are dependent on clonong, but I'm evil, vile, sadistic, and you are against Darktan.

--Mectrixctic

You laughed and laughed but now who's laughing?
Hey Xorai I don't feel bad about you getting injured because you tried to kill me but you failed I am out for revenge now if you want to get better and not get injured again leave me alone and stop trying to destroy me, i proved myself more powerful.

--Flywish (Try Me)

Here's a safety tip
Just trim your cape. now let's sing. we love safety we love safety safety is a way to be okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

--Safety

Shut your beak Safety Xorai he's just trying to get rid of your cape don't listen to him. --Flywish *thinks in mind* (I can't let him be safe too!)

I suppose
I guess I'm not evil, but Mectrixctic and Darktan have taken good care of me, and I want to help them. I feel free with them....

A heads up, the Treacherous Trio is going to bomb your base next week. Don't let me ge caught saying that. I won't say more.

Have a nice day!

--Foamy

Fail
You probably annoyed 12yz12ab though.

And now to annoy you! "DARKTAN II IS INFINITY TIMES THE VILLAIN XORAI WILL EVER BE!!!!!!!"

Heh heh heh

--Mectrixctic

DUH!!!!!!
I'm at my Mansion Xorai! I heard you wanna buy Radclaw1. If you stop thinking about destroying me though The Treacherous Trio did kill me but they gave me my body back. Now be terrified but plz take that annoying Petguin off my hands. I will give him to you for free is you promise to turn him against Darktan and keep him off my back. My mansion is at Flywish Island. Just fly over the ocean of the USA.

--Flywish (Try Me)

Otay!
I Will lwet ywou adwopt mwe I wantwed awn ownwer awll mwy life Pwlease Adwopt Mwe!

--Rwadclwaw1 (Hwail Dwarktwan unlwess swomebwody twurns mwe agwainst hwim

AAAAURG!!!
GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! IT'S NOT COMING OFF! *Takes Sponge* *Wipe* GAAAAAH *Takes steel wool* WHAT TO DO?!?!?!?!? *Takes potato peeler.* Aha! *Peels skin off with peeler, skin grows back*

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY! WELL LOOK AT THIS!!!! http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/clubpenguinfanon/images/9/9f/Icafacewave.png

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, wait I just got an idea. *Takes leftover skin and flings it at Xorai*

HASTA LEVISTA N00B! THE NIGHTMARE IS ONLY BEGINNING!

--Mectrixctic.

RE: Your Request from Power4U
ATTN XORAI, CUSTOMER #21:

You may now choose one power from the list on our company's appropriate server. We will send instructions at the earliest conveincence.

We hope to continue doing business with you.

May your hallowed holiday be gloriously evil.

--Power4U, 21:33, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

N00b
The salt has to get in my eyes. *Takes out trident and blows flames at Xorai* Merry Christmas, you insult to villains. *Kicks Xorai's burnt face* *teleports*

--Mectrixctic

Hwail Dwarktwan
Hwail Dwarktwan Hwail Dwarktwan Hwail Dwarktwan Hwail Dwarktan *Runs away giggling*

--Wadclwaw1

(Grabs and drags to a tortuer) Torture this petguin till he starts hatiing Darktan (He tortures radclaw1 VERY brutally) -Xorai


 * Pulls off bunny ears and starts torturing torturers* Psyche you Xorai Psyche you, it was me Flywish pranking you. *Breaks Xorai's wing again and runs off*

--Flywish (Try Me)

.........................CLOOOOOOOONES!!!!!! (1000 clones tackle you) -Xorai

Knicicle Slash! (all the clones are injured) *Kicks Xorai in injured wing* *runs away giggling and throws Winston at Xorai* Hug Him as hard as you can Winston

--Flywish

cant think of a title
Even though you tried to help me(you were sick)I would never help you. Because your evil and im good. So do you want to join the good guys?--12yz12ab

just a reminder
Xorai I wanted to remind you that if you mess with me and my army you're messing withall of The Good Guys and Str00del force just stop trying to destroy me and you will be ok you epic fail

--Flywish (Try Me)

Try me! The good guys are a bunch of snowball happy fanatics! Well Corai and you and your son and Darktan arent but still, and who is str00dle force? -Xorai

Wow Str00del Force is an army that has evil guys and Good Guys but I am a good member and BTW Darktan is evil like you. and My X Antibody WishFlyx is part of Darktan's Army check the DTA list. your best friend's name is in the greater minions just check out his page.

--Flywish (Try Me)

P.S. I will never be your friend :) and keep being jealous.

--Flywish

(rolls eyes) So? And i have other friends! *looks and Xara* Yeeeeah that may not be a real friend *turns back to you* -Xorai

I confess
Xorai I am in Darktan's Army. and I am an honorary member of The Treacherous Trio. I also never wanted any part with your army and I have a crush on Maddieworld X.

--WishFlyx (Talk if you dare)

Ninja message
All the ninjas sent me here. *Kicks Xorai so hard that he gets injured again*

--Xinston (Talk or get kicked

Just saying
Hey Xorai Radclaw1 is in DTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check the page! and the DTA list!!!!!

--Flywish (Talk to me here)

Now that it's all over
I think i know what I should do. *Gives Flywish's Army badge* All I need is to turn you good. Here *Gives orange carrot shaped Nummy Cakes* Give these to Radclaw and Snowclaw and you will be in the army if i can turn you good

--Flywish

Hi Xoray
You need to eat more healthy food, even though all you eat are salads and berrys........*blink* Yeah you need more then just salad Xorai.

-Xara

STOP TELLIGN PEOPLE MY SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Xorai

-_- Silly Xorai -Xara

DTA
Hey Xorai, I no longer wanna be your friend! Flywish is joining DTA so we can destroy you but just as an Ally. Once we destroy you, Flywish will focus on us. YOU WILL BE DEFEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATED!!!!!!!!

--WishFlyX

HAHAHAHA!
Why did you start such a weak army? Darktans army will beat you!--12yz12ab X Talk to me...if you dare

Oh yeah?
* cleans lab very quickly* This is what you get for ruining my lab!*turns my lab into a fighter robot*

12yz12ab X:NOW TO DEFEAT YOU,FOOL! *throws you into random river with telekinesis* Now i better get back to the DTA base.

12yz12ab: I guess there was no use for that.... *turns lab back*

Hello Xorai
Hi Xorai, Wonderful weather we're having. *Smiles* *Gives kisses* You are so cute!

--Crab Bob

Yeah Crab Bob is right!!!!!!!! *Kisses Xorai* you are sooooo cute!

--Lwalwaelmo43

EW EW EW!

HAHAHA!!!! *throws water on lava flippers*

'''IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOTHT HE KISSES AND WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''

HAHAHA! it's cute when Xorai is tortured! *Scratches the back of Xorai's wing really hard*

--Dennie

So that you don't call Radal, Xinston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm guarding Flywish!!!! Now there's no way out for you!!!! except for working for Flywish and reforming! (Everyone that is torturing Xorai comes in closer) oh and free Wishya!!!!!!! --Xinston

(starts wimpering) -

Hey! Levae him ALONE! -Several clones

LEAVE HIM ALONE! WishXa

Hey! Levae him ALONE! Random penguin

(Aroudn 350 people surroudn the torturers)

Leave them alone!!!!!!!! *WishFlyX's theme starts playing* We're coming in!!!! (All of WishFlyX's army start attacking the 350 penguins while the torturers keep torturing Xorai)

--WishFlyX

Don't forget us!!! (Sonicgeneration comes in and torture Xorai too but Xorai is being tortured more) Now reform or we will keep torturing you!!!!!!!!

THWATS WAT THWAT SWEAMIGN WAS! -X trio

wis gonna be fwun..........-Radal

(Radala nd radal X attack random people and Xorai runs away)

(runs into room all bruised and injured, lcoks door, turns heta to high for a normal penguin to survive in, hides under covers of bed) -

Tried to hijack a house again? -Xara

No i got tortured..........*hides under blankets*

Oh.
So its Xorai the patheticclay weak fool again. I enjoy doing this. HEY WISHFLYX! COME SEE THIS! *Throws you into a random river that is freezing*-12yz12ab X Talk to me...if you dare

I...helped you?
HELP ME! I GOTTA RUN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I HATE HELPING ENEMIES!!!!-12yz12ab X AHHHHHHHH!!!! WHERE IS THE BASE?!?

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh...heres base. FIRE THE WATER BALLOONS AT XORAI!-12yz12ab X

By degree of Flywish
You will be defeaaaaaaa *Passes Out and stops breathing* --Chuck von Injoface

CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Cries* Don't leave me chuck! You are my favorite puffle!

EIA! *runs inside and grans a weird machine* This may hurt........*ZAP ZAP* (Chuck starts breathing) (Puts bandaids on the ZAP spots)

CAN I PUFFLE X JOIN PUFFLE X?
CAN I PUFFLE X JOIN YOUR PUFFLE X EVIL ARMY PUFFLE X? -Norai X

PUFFLE YES AND PUFFLE NO! YOUR DRIVING ME NTUS ALREADY! if you still want to you go to yoru room. -

PUFFLE X YAY! -Norai X

Note to Self
Stuff Norai X into a room so he cant annoy me -

Ben Hun War
Hey Xorai, You mind being a part of my army until Hun Elites stop trying to attack us? All of your army? It seems that your army is pretty powerful and our armies put together is like DTA.

No Subject
Lalalalala!!! *Draws hearts on Xorai's lawn* Xorai is gonna love this!!!!!

--Robert O'vian

WHAT IN THE NME FO EVIL! HEARTS?!??! Nice touch, BUT STILL, *throws green paint* Its green again. -

AWWWWWWWWWWW! Hello there Cutie pie!! *Kisses Xorai* --Robert

Ew! *kicks to a wall* -

Ha Ha Ha! -Manny Puffle (EL PUFFLEH!)

Awwwwwwwwwww! Manny is cute too!!!! *Kisses Manny and Xorai*

--Robert

Mwe jwoin woo!!! *Kisses Manny while Robert kisses Xorai* --Lwalwaelmo43

EW! EL PUFFLEH!!!!!1 *trnasofmr* *claws Lwal whatever* -EL PUFFLEH!

EW! *burns Robert* -

My army
Hey Xorai... You wanna rejoin my army? I was wrong for being your enemy. I apologize for my actions against you. Besides... You might have better luck with me on your side. And also... If you and Corai are friends now, Then you might be perfect.

We aren't really "friends", i still hate him, but I also like him as a friend, confusing huh? Okay. -{{Xsiggy}]

And i still hate Xorai, but i like him as a friend to. -Corai

Oh but still... You are pretty good for us. Besides, you are part villain and part Anti-Villain. If you were a full villain I wouldn't ask you but since you aren't I was asking you. Also you will be a big help to us for our war with Hun Elites and our war with WishFlyX's Army. So yes or no?

Oh come on Flywish!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you so he shouldn't join!!!!

WishFlyX, youy know I despise you now, Why wouldnt I (Re)join a army thats after you >:D -

OH yeah, Ill rejoin -{{Xsiggy{{

Hello Xorai young X-Creature
Do you like my music? I can play you a song *Starts singing Mr.Crazy*

HELP!!!
Xorai!!! Can you please help me escape WishFlyX? I want to join Nightmare so I can hang with my friend Degeneration X. You thihnk I had a choice to join WishFlyX? I'll help your army if you get me out of here. --Sonic Xtreme X

Why would I? If your trying to help WishFlyX escape, then get lost.

Xorai, you don't understand. WishFlyX forced Sonic Xtreme X into DTA. Sonic Xtreme X wanted to join Nightmare and your army but WishFlyX wanted him in DTA. WishFlyX then threatened him and beat him up but Sonic Xtreme X decided to get strong enough to pwn me a few times and he decided he's done now. So he can help you PWN WishFlyX. I'll help you too.

Im utterly confused, Im gonna let Xara cxontienu this.......

So your saying this.

Help you-Escape DTA-Join nightmare-Helo Xorai's Army?

-Xara

Yes, just let Radal be my guard so that if WishFlyX catches me, then Radal knocks him out and WishFlyX forgets everything. --Sonic Xtreme X

I SAY YES! -

Yes it is. -Xara

The escape
Ok guys this is very hard just have Radal with us --Sonic Xtreme X

I agree to do this because I feel bad for you and I want Xorai to have another member.

You can't stop me!!! *punches Xorai*

RADAL!!!!!!! --Sonic Xtreme X

Gr!!! *Radal grabs WishjFlyX and throws him to the ground and starts beating him* -Radal

(WishFlyX gets knocked out and they run but Jenni, and the rest of WishFlyX's Army corner them)

Good thing I brought my baseball bat *knocks out Jenni with it*

It's up to you Radal!!!!!

(Radal raise sa fist and punches one of Jenni's fangs out, the others run away)

Thanks everyone!!! i'm free of WishFlyX!!!!!!!! I will join your army too Flywish!!!!! --Sonic Xtreme X

Lets Swee Jwenni Bwite withwout two fwangs! -Radal

WELP MWE!!!!
Waven is aftwer mwe!!!!!! Swave mwe Xworai!!! *clings to Xorai tightly* --Zaplock

I'll find you Zaplock!!!! --Raven

NO RAVEN ZAPLOCK IS OVER HERE!!!!!!!! -

Thought you could count on Xorai? He's working for Flywish!!! Hey Xorai, can I come inside? I'll have Radal torture him and I'll help her and you can too if you want. --Raven

OH CRUD! ITS THAT ANNOYING SORAI CHARISTER GUY AGAIN! -

I am not attackign you (Under voice: Moronic villain, im more evil then you) -Sorai Charister

YOU WILL BE DEFEATED!
I will defeat you Xorai!!!!!! *vaporizes a chick* BWAHAHAHA!!!!!

Yeah he will!! --Cow Kreator (Mooooooooooo! wait I just said it?)

(Rolls eyes) Atleast i have a army, whiel you have mere wannabees and that..........cow thign......O_O

Oh well, btw, I kidnapped Martha and Flywish has 3 days to save her before she gets tortured. BWAHAHA!!!

BWAHAHAHA!!! I love being in my counterpart's army. --Xfin

All of my family will be defeated!!!! *throws Edward* --Blary

(Xorai walks overa nd pulls Martha out of a crate and gives to Flywish) -

I will defeat you all! I am in the best army: Darktan's army! Muahahaha!

Trade
Hello Xorai, I wanna do an army trade. I trade a member of my army for a member of yours. Just because we are allied, can I still trade?

NO! *THROWS FLYWISH INTO THAT RIVER OVER THERE AND DOES THE SAME THING TO XORAI*-12yz12ab X Talk to me...IF YOU DARE

That was unneeded, random, and just plain rude, 10/10 in villiany. -

I was saying you turn your member that I traded to you evil, and I turn my member that you traded to me good. What do you think?

Hi there master Xorai, I'm in your army now! *shows army list* --Kyle X

I'm sorry
Xorai, I just don't see how I can live with a villain in my army. I just don't think it will work. I'm kicking you out again. I'll deal with you later. i'm just gonna train my army, build on more members, etc, just like some guy told me. So I'm not taking war with you until my army is bigger. So just don't even start nothing with me.

You are....
...nothing but a stupid X-Antibody that thinks he is "untortureable". We can torture you as easy as Diss!

-LuXerra

Xoorp