Lamar Yaris

Lamar Warente Yaris, better known as Lamar Yaris, or simply as Lamar, is a brown Adelie Penguin, who currently resides with his roommate RealMax in Inland. His story is often confusing and almost nonsensical because of his hatching area in an uncharted region, his accent being not known in any penguin language, and how he made money, and importantly, how he made it to Antarctica in the first place. He is friends with his roommate RealMax as mentioned, along with his other friends, those being Jamie Serkis and Gaben Fordsmen. He is currently the percussionist for their band, Blue Johnson.

A bizarre origin story, 1990's
His hatching is often the subject of jokes but Lamar claims it is very real. He hatched in apparently a zoo, on the first of July, 1995. He hatched as the only child in his family amongst a group of stranger adelie penguins, who were delighted to see his hatching. He claims to hatch in a country called "The Gambia," in a continent named "Africa." There are no known sources or maps to prove his hatching. He claims that were he hatched is very real, and sure, they can laugh at him for it, but he still says it is very real, and very true. He would spend around three years at the zoo, before the zoo shut down for unknown reasons. He, along with his family and group, where transported on a huge boat.

The boat, for some reason, crashed Lamar claims, and the boxes he and his other fellow animals broke. They were in serious trouble. Large predatory creatures that he calls "tigers," "lions," "monitor lizards" and "mongooses" were chasing every other creature around, and many animals howled and scream. His family were lucky enough to escape on a piece of driftwood. They did not know where they were heading, but little did they know they were heading south, straight to Antarctica.

Arrival at Munijoch and leaving to Eastshield, late 2000's
They would be seen at sea near the coast of then communist-times Munijoch, and were escorted by a local sea police unit patrolling the sea. After telling their whereabouts and where they came from, they laughed it off, but at least had the decency to give them a temporary home, and gave them a guide book about Munijoch. They had to struggle with life, and how hard life was at Munijoch at this time. Luckily, his father had enough currency to buy them an igloo in Inland, in the United States.

After packing up their items, they left and settled down in Inland.