User:XTUX345/Pride and Modesty

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"Any story with Kwikcakes is automatically awesome"

- TurtleShroom

Pride and Modesty''' is the true epic tale of Kwikcakes who goes on an epic quest of epic porpotions to find some epic Kwikcakes, twirl his epic nose, and whatnot.

Please note that this story is not meant to be taken seriously'

Teh Event
A priest stood on the pedestal, staring unnervingly at Kwikcakes, twirling his nose.

Kwikcakes shivered.

Then teh priest began to prophesie in the holy lain:" Kwikcakes, EGO have a absentis egewoa pro valde.

"Grangoala valde mos succurro they quesitio pro groaglie regina of kwikcakes twirl yoru nose.

"Barf vadum labor lapsus subter supter they greozel quod pudor vadum flip gragoelg's visio in dimidium.

"Bleah Bleah Bleah Kwikcakes Blea Bleah Bleah of indulgeo mihi of pancakes rumpus sententia eat panis of geegeawgioergre ex tractus matris of googol vadum thy nose exsisto lucus goeg ioekie Kwikcakes bleah bleah bleah kwikcakes googol lapitudes of pirum meus matris pineapple of lorium ipsum metus deu feto in da hoga bleah bleah bleah kwikcakes is est questus boring oh indulgeo mihi bleah bleah thy aunt agatha vadum morsus they gowejg vadum morsus they nuckles quod vadum no in they glorior bleah bleh kwikcakes terminus.""

"Art you still awake, Kwikcakes?"

Kwikcakes started.

He HAD fallen asleep!

"Did you understand what I was saying?"

Kwikcakes nodded yea.

Then he flipped a switch on his time-travling thingie and was off!

He flung through space time, his nose twirling in the sunset as his head rolled sadily through the snow-

BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAHBLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES NOSETWIRL BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH

ENOUGH!

Anways Kwikcakes fell out of his nosehole onto a sunny beach.

A purple fish soared from the sun and landed on his twirling nose, then bit him in the mustashe.

"OUCHEEEE! Screamed Kwikcakes-BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH

And then the mutant pear sucked his blood out and he died on the rottin elephant bum, his nose still twirling.

His boogers flowed from his BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAJ mouth and he rolled in the dirt.

Suddenly, he was in a toilet.

The poop surounded him, then started biting his head.

"OWEOEWEWBLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH" said Kwikcakes

BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH KWIKCAKES BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH I LOVE NOSETWIRLZ!

THE END!

"Any story with Kwikcakes is automatically awesome"

- TurtleShroom