User:Penguinpuffdude/Sandbox/Psdawistakanato/April Fools Plans

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Fun Fact
'''Fun fact: did you know that the composer Benjamin Britten was a Briton? '''

Me
Congrats on finding a miraculous jerk like me. Why, I take to vandalizing pages, making mix-ups, uninteresting facts, and all kinds of jerk-y-ness.

Also, don't take me as a real-life counterpart of that Miss Maylie person (I never did in fact): I'm actually a feminine version of Compeyson! Tremble at your plight!!

Timeline
Modeled off somebody's (former) timeline


 * Early 2016
 * Whilst looking for some page or another, I stumble across this wiki. Disappointed that it wasn't the official one, I close the tab and then forget about it.


 * Some Time Later, 2016
 * I see somebody (idk who)'s ad for Shops Wiki on her channel, and I decide to join.


 * September 2, 2016
 * I join the wiki network (opens a stall, acts incredibly annoyingly, etc.), and eventually Fanon too.


 * idk when, September, 2016
 * I make my first masterpiece - the incredible Popffle!! (unfortunately deleted three years later for supposedly "bad writing" and "author request"...what cheek!) Thanks to this, I had my first edit war!!!


 * a few days later, September, 2016
 * I meet the others - Herbert Pocket, Matthew Pocket, and the Artful Dodger, amongst others.


 * 14 November, 2016
 * Lively debate with Mr. Losberne.


 * 24-29 November, 2016
 * Fist-fight with the aforementioned Herbert and Matthew Pocket; the latter two win.


 * December 21, 2016 (hahaha, I changed the order of doing the dates and you didn't notice!)
 * The first incredible article I make - Ping-Ping, which is also deleted two or three years later by the real Miss Maylie.


 * December 25, 2016
 * The first Christmas when I'm still on the Wiki. Sadly, I don't mess it up.


 * March 1, 2017
 * By some dread chance, I am promoted to rollback.


 * June, 2017
 * The same dread chance declares that I become a featured user. I begin making plans to become dictator.


 * June 20, 2017
 * The day when there were only two edits! Hurrah!


 * September 2017
 * My scrubby glorious article Casterpenguin becomes a Featured Article.


 * September 2, 2017
 * First anniversary; unfortunately, I forgot to mess it up.


 * December 5, 2017
 * I disappear (darn Hulks!); this leads to me being demoted from rollback.


 * May 30, 2018
 * I return, and begins spamming my article Casterpenguin with loads of bytes.


 * October 13, 2018
 * Starts spamming Ghostlia, so I can claim it as mine...which somehow happened!


 * September 2, 2018
 * 2nd anniversary, which is joyfully celebrated with the wiki having a week-long server error.


 * November 9, 2018
 * My first article to be declared an HQA - Robert Winston, which is the newest scrubbiest article.


 * December 3-9, 2018
 * Runs for admin, but fails, because I'm evil as anything, so what did you expect??


 * December 25, 2018
 * Second Christmas on the Wiki - happily spent by making a pointless template and spamming helpless users with the message "Happy Christmas" (or some sort of tosh).


 * December 25, 2018 - idk Spring 2019
 * Active user. I create Willow Island.


 * Spring 2019 - Present
 * Thwarted by the powers-that-be into stumbling into an Abyss of Work.

Random Riddle
'Weeeeeeell, I hope you have a great April Fools, whoever it is reading this userpage - do keep in mind how slippery some people can get. Happy April Fools! '

Do add at the bottom, to make it clear.