XTUX Samuel

XTUX Samuel is an Unoian country song penned by an anonymous resident of the Great Leap Forth, who happened to have witnessed XTUX shooting up Doubletown after Clovis ended up there. Naturally, the song is about XTUX. All of the data of the song, from who sang it to who published it, is completely hidden from the public to protect the writers and singers.

Lyrics

 * MELODY!   *




 * Ol' XTUX Hun is a cyborg,
 * He roams round' the world just for fun,
 * He murdered innocents for a livin',
 * He just shot 'em in the head with his arm.
 * The Elitist agents all 'gonna get ya, XTUX!
 * It ain't legal bounty huntin' people down in this place, boi!


 * Well everybody blames a scientist,
 * That robot dropped all moral traits,
 * When XTUX Samuel was a chick
 * Folks would use him for experimentin's sake!
 * Cut out all of his brains, stick 'em in a 'comp!
 * Bad robotic thing in an evil laboratory!


 * 'Bout an hour forty five up the pass way of Mattress Village,
 * Sits a town called Double and it's just chock full of illegals.
 * Hun shot up the town and then sent 'em all to the customs!
 * Sent to Mandy in caskets and cloth.
 * 'Cause of XTUX Samuel!


 * Well the folks who live in Uno Valley
 * Agree with the Snoss on his plans,
 * He can shoot, the biggest, the strongest ever penguin
 * -with just one arm!
 * That's all he needs cause an evil surgeon cut 'em!
 * Flipper's gone and a shotgun in it's place now!


 * Vigilantes learned that XTUX,
 * Was comin' for another penguin's skin,
 * So he grabbed his gun took off with a run
 * -but we never saw him again.
 * Well I wonder where that foolish vigilante went to?
 * You can sure just guess what happened to that dead Noob!


 * 'Bout an hour forty five up the pass way of Mattress Village,
 * Sits a town called Double and it's just chock full of illegals.
 * Hun shot up the town and then sent 'em all to the customs!
 * Sent to Mandy in caskets and cloth.
 * 'Cause of XTUX Samuel!