Category:Mafia

"All Mafia "facts" are rumors. The Police know if they open their mouth, someone assasinates them. If someone in the mafia opens their mouth, someone assasinates them too. Pretty much, you need to live a street life to actually know about them."

- The one, the only, BUGZY! (on May 14th, 2009)

Most people have a general understanding of what the Mafia is. For those who think it no longer exists, though... [http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Justice/2011/0120/FBI-s-biggest-ever-mob-bust-shows-where-Mafia-still-holds-sway they're wrong. Oh so very wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.]

In Antarctica, remember the number one rule in organized crime: All other mafias are inferior to Bugzy.