Ten Minutes to Insanity

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Rocket Slug loses her backpack with all her video games and has ten minutes to get it before she goes completely insane.

The Dream
Rocket Slug is walking home from school with a smile on her face, the key chains on her puffle backpack jingling and reflecting sunlight from the mid-spring heat. Phineas34720 and his sister Agent Meltie are walking behind her. Phineas says something and Agent laughs. She then throws a rock at RS, knocking her flat on her face. The kids surrounding them laugh and point flippers. She runs and her backpack flies off!

Suddenly, a timer set to ten minutes appears in her right flipper.

Why do I have a timer, she said.

Must.....Get.....Backpack....
Rocket Slug jolted awake suddenly. She wrote down her dream in her dream journal and got dressed for school.

A timer, just like the one in the dream, appeared in her right flipper. RS didn't know what it was for, until she stopped to think.

"Wait, timers out of nowhere don't appear until you're about to die......." The timer was set to ten minutes.

"I'M GONNA DIE SOON!!!!!!!" RS ran around her bedroom, screaming, then calmed herself down. "According to my dream, I guess it's only if I lose my bag, then I have ten minutes before I go completely insane and die."

She waddled towards the bus stop. Somebody tripped her, but she stood back up and brushed off her skirt. Her backpack slid off her shoulder, though she didn't notice this as she headed to the bus.

It was then, that Sye, waddling down the sidewalk and writing down a method of defeating Xet, saw her backpack. Being nearly blind, he almost tripped over it, but quickly stopped. Stooping over and adjusting his glasses for a closer look, Sye immediately identified it as a backpack, and then, after a thorough look at the stitching, was able to see the owner. It was Rocket Slug's backpack.

Sye thought for a moment on whether or not to return it. RS was a strange penguin, and very spastic. She may have something terrible in there, or maybe her medicine! Sye thought of her without any alleged medicine and shivered. He reached to the bag with his cane and picked it up on its strap. Sye slung it over himself next to his own backpack, and continued waddling towards the bus stop.

Meanwhile, Rocket Slug was terrified out of her right mind about something. She hadn't figured out what, but something was wrong. Her head felt awfully heavy, like she was about to throw up. She got on the bus as Sye quickly waddled over to the vehicle. He started to step onto the bus.

"ROCKET SLUG! ROCKET SLUG! I have your bag! You dropped on the way here!"

Rocket scowled. "THAT'S MINE! I NEED IT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!"

All the children stared at her.

"Yeah, forget that whole 'I-need-the-backpack-to-live' stuff, it's just got a lot of Hershee's and video games in it, and I dearly appreciate Hershee's and video games." RS chased after the backpack thief.

Sye was about to get on the bus, holding the bag and smiling to himself, but he was stopped by a red penguin with dark hair like his, a band shirt, and cargo pants. This was none other than RS' brother, Phineas34720, and he was obviously on a sugar high. A melting candy bar clutched in one flipper, he smiled and his eyes wandered in all directions.

"HI HI HI HI HI HI SYE! HOW ARE YOU DOING? I REALLY LIKE YOUR HAIR, SYE!" Phineas was jumping up and down and shrieking, flailing his arms around like he was trying to fly.

"I'm doing fine, Phineas," Sye replied reluctantly.

"WHAT'S THAT THING YOU GOT? OH OH OH OH OH I KNOW I KNOW! IT HOLDS CHOCOLATE!"

Sye quickly clapped his left flipper over the screaming penguin's beak. "Shhhhhh, Phineas! You're too loud!" Sye then ran onto the bus and leaped onto a seat, eager and a little frightened to know what was in Rocketta's bag.

Meanwhile, Rocket stopped her brother while she had run out of a little energy.

"PHINEAS! Where did he go?"

Phineas swallowed his beakful of chocolate. "Who?"

RS face palmed. "You know, Sye!" She clutched her brother's shirt. "Tell me!!"

"HE WENT THATTAWAY!" Phineas34720 pointed with his chocolate-covered flipper. "HE RAN LIKE TAILS, TAILS I SAY!"

"THANKS! And you're not supposed to have sugar! It makes you insane!" RS ran out of breath as she tried to catch the bus.

She caught the bus just in time and peeked through the window.

Sye was observing her backpack. Suddenly, six mechanical arms sprung out and one struck itself through Sye's stomach!

"What the-" he said, confused and in a bit of pain. The mechanical arms moved themselves all over the bus, dragging him about. He was nervous and frightened, but having been around aliens before, it wasn't anything new. The bus driver, now horrified out of her wits, opened the door and let Sye tumble out onto his doorstep. Sye attempted to yank the arms off, but they wouldn't budge.

"Well, maybe my dad can get this off- I AM ROCKET SLUG!!!" he bellowed, but immediately clapped his flippers over his beak.

"DAD!"

Sye ran back home and entered. Doctor Layer Grimom ascended from his basement laboratory, eating a bagel. "Er, hello Sye. Why, you're home from school-" he glanced over at his wristwatch-"seven hours fifty minutes early!" he said, curious to know what was happening. "What's that thing? Is it one of those crazy new fashion trends? Or, is it the bagel?"

"It's Rocket Slug's backpack!"

"And who is this Rocket Slug you speak of? Is she twilightlicious?" Doctor Layer tossed a half-eaten bagel around in his flippers.

"She's....she's just this crazy girl from school. I think she's an alien!" The mechanical arms neglected Sye's rant and dragged him backward.

"Oh will you give up on this alien nonsense? Or, give up on this bagel nonsense? No, wait, that's my problem," Doctor Layer examined the mechanical arm that went through Sye.

"VICTORY FOR ROCKET SLUG!!" Sye shrieked suddenly. He then tried to move around the arms to walk up to his father (and to show off the wacky technology). Doctor Layer cocked his head a bit, shoving another bagel into his beak, then snapping the bandanna back up quickly. He led Sye to the basement laboratory, where he began to explain.

"You're possessed by this backpack. Let me look at it closer. Get on that table." Doctor Layer waddled up to it, holding another bagel in his unused flipper. Studying the thing, he bent over to look at it from all angles, at such a speed that made it seem that Doctor Layer was popping up randomly around Sye.

At last, he drew a conclusion. "I can't detach it, son. The only way to get it off is surgery."

"SURGERY?!" screamed Sye. "-but, you shouldn't take me apart- Feel the wrath of R-Sluuuuuug!"

"Hush your great big beak, my son!" Doctor Layer interrupted. The bagel-obsessed doctor injected his son with a syringe to make him fall asleep. Pulling a curtain around the kitchen table, the doctor stuffed his face with three bagels, each with a different spread expertly knifed onto it.

"The surgery begins NOW!"

Meanwhile, Rocket Slug was going insane. Her backpack was gone, obviously. RS was running around, frantically, although she lost a little energy. Inside the school, she walked up to a random teacher and clung to his leg.

"WHERE'S MY BACKPACK?!?" she screamed.

"Go check the lost and found." the teacher replied, shaking his leg frantically. "And get off me!"

"THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!"

Rocket Slug dived into the lost-and-found bin and threw random things behind her. She couldn't find what she was looking for.

"WHY????????????????????????????????" she bellowed, as if the ceiling actually cared.

I Had To DRAG Myself Here!
Rocket Slug was dragging herself down the street as fast as she could, which to any other penguin, would be literally sluggish. She stopped by the 1-Coin Arcade when she saw Sye's sister, Veranda, playing Vampenguin Puffle Slayer on the machine. Veranda realized she hadn't played Tails Racers, the game closest to the door, so she slunk down into the gaming chair, popped in a coin, and played, making buzzing and steering sounds with her mouth. She blew raspberries as, in-game, she blew right by Kaylee Tulip.

"GAME OVER." the machine bellowed.

Veranda groaned and got out of the gaming chair. She heard loud screeching from outside and realized it was Rocket Slug, according to her brother, possibly another alien.

"Get up," Veranda kicked RS, making Rocket Slug open her eyes and smile a nervous smile. "SYESISTER! Syesister! I lost my backpack and I can't survive much longer without it!"

Veranda cocked an eyebrow, or what a penguin might use as an eyebrow, in confusion.

RS sighed. She only had two minutes left on the timer. "Backpack got brain thing that make Rocket act like Rocket. Need bag for thinky-timey-wimey stuff."

Veranda smirked. "Oh, yeah, that's much better."

"CARRY ME!!!!!" RS screamed.

"Alright, alright!" Veranda grabbed Rocket's ankle and dragged her all the way to Sye's house.

When Veranda wasn't looking, RS spotted her Snowtendo DS sticking out of her dress pocket. RS grabbed it and hid it in her pocket. "Oh, and Sye took your Snowtendo."

Veranda growled. "He will pay!" She dragged RS as fast as she could, grumbling under her breath about Sye.

Reuniting
Meanwhile, Doctor Layer had found a way to dislodge the arm somehow, and used a sharp tool to slice it off Sye's back. He attached the arm to the bag, and began to sew up Sye's stomach. After the procedure, Sye immediately woke up and slid off the dinner table with a light headache. "Thanks, Dad."

"You're welcome," Doctor Layer said. "I need a bagel." He stood up and walked into the kitchen with a hungry, dazed look in his eyes.

There was a knock at the door and Sye answered it, leaning on his cane as he opened the door. "Oh, hi, sis, hi, Rocket Slug?!?" He hid the backpack, now deactivated, behind his back.

Veranda was sitting on top of Rocket, riding her like a horse and using the bird's hair as reins. Veranda stood up, yanking RS' hair, and RS dropped to the ground. "Can't...move...anymore...body shell...stale...NO!!!!! MY BRILLIANCE!!! It's all slipping...away...like a...ghost...slowly...dying...'AH!"

To the family, those were Rocket's last words. She fell to the ground, coughing up disgustingly thick black goo, like motor oil.

The timer in her sweaty palm only had five seconds left. Dr. Layer counted aloud, and Sye rudely dropped the backpack onto Rocketta.

"Four...three....two......"

RS weakly tried the backpack on like a hat, put it on her butt, and then her front.

"ONE!"

RS slowly pulled the straps onto her back. Her natural feather color returned, and she was looking healthy and deep purple again. She laughed happily, and without her noticing, the red Snowtendo fell out of her pocket and the stylus snapped in half. Veranda's eyes opened, and the one to the right twitched a bit.

She glared at RS, growling psychotically and growing madder and madder. She was about to pound Rocket, who soon ran out of the house screaming. Veranda dusted off her flippers.

"Oh, this'll be fun." Veranda grinned and chased after the purple penguin.

Fin

Result
Rocket gets a pounding and later, a new backpack.

Trivia

 * The mechanical arms are actually made from old Snowtendo systems.
 * Since RS is great with machinery, she programmed the bag to give her a big lift with mechanical arms.
 * Rocket can actually survive without her bag (it has video games, candy and her cell phone in it) but in situations that provide extreme boredom (like school), she needs it.