Someone

"Come on, it's a party, why do you all look so scared? Lighten up and start dancing for me, won't'cha?"

- Someone, doing a test of his telepathic abilities

''Were you looking for someone else who doesn't reveal his/her name? Click here.''

Someone or AnonymousGuy is a penguin that refuses to give away his own name to the point that even personal records list him as Someone. He has incredibly strong mind control powers, and generally uses them to commit reprehensible acts that benefit only himself and his needs, which is probably why he doesn't give away his name.

Early Years
He hatched to two penguins in Glassyglow who can't be traced to him due to either the erasure of his real name or the fact that they want nothing to do with him (or because the writer was lazy). He seemed to have his innate telepathic powers from the moment he was born, likely due to its egg being accidentally exposed to a substance similar to the Power Crystals. He rapidly developed cognitive functions which put him way ahead of other penguins in his age group. His parents took him to the doctor because of this, but the doctor found no real cause to the growth. At four years old his parents got him a pet puffle, which he realized he could talk to telepathically. Not only that, but he could influence it, forcing it to obey his commands. He'd often use him to get him snacks past bedtime or steal toys from stores. His parents tried to give the puffle away to a pet shop, but he guided it back home, and only after his parents agreed to have it shipped away to another country was he no longer able to contact it. His parents never let him have another pet ever again.

However, by the age of seven, he was already into using his powers for little "experiments" like using puffles as golf balls. This made his teachers and parents very angry, especially his father because he was a puffle rights activist. Generally, these "experiments" tended to be goofy, harmless, and fitting of a child who's simply curious so they couldn't really do anything about it. However, the final straw came when he brought an automatic tennis ball server loaded with black puffles into class and had it shoot flaming black puffles all over the classroom. As a result, several of his classmates were severely injured and had to go to the hospital, his teacher became traumatized from the incident, and the classroom had major property damage. His parents were billed for all of it, an expense they would likely be indebted to forever. They immediately disowned their son and changed their names, hoping they'd never be associated with him again.

Start of Darkness and Criminal Life
Someone then migrated south on his own to South Pole City. There he fared pretty well on the city streets. After all, with the right words and commands, he could get anything he needed for no cost. He even managed to set up home in an abandoned hideout. While he didn't have formal access to higher education he kept himself knowledgeable by taking online courses, reading the paper, and listening to talk around the city. He managed to keep a low profile, barring a few skirmishes which he quickly solved with his "wits" and "charm". Practically the only thing he didn't have easy access to was money, and he didn't have to work a single day.

One day down while walking on the street, he noticed a beautiful girl around his age walk past him. He caught up to her quickly and asked her out. When she refused him, he asked her to reconsider, this time trying to use his mental abilities to influence her decision, just to see if it would work. It did and she immediately became very interested in him. They spent the entire day together, and the entire night too, him "influencing" her the whole time. The next morning after she had left his home, the idea finally dawned on him that with his powers, he could have anything, ANYTHING he could ever want. And all he needed to do was simply will it.

He started small, having restaurants "accidentally" deliver to him, turning stray puffles into street performers to earn him money, and negotiating with City Hall to destroy any and all personal records and replace them with new information in case he got caught. It was around this time he started going by the name "Someone" instead of his real name, and he forced anyone who tried to call him by it to say "Someone" in place of it. Eventually his use of the power got so advanced to the point where he could force entire buildings full of people to close their eyes, cover their ears, and drop on the floor leaving him free to take anything he wanted. He also quickly started having other pretty girls spend time with him, slowly amassing a harem. However, he made a big mistake in one of his choices, a young girl named Jane Hammer. Not only was her own mind sharp enough to be able to resist his influencing, she was able to break free and escape, leaving her able to warn people of him. She hasn't been very successful so far, though.

Present Day
Today he's still a successful criminal, getting necessities and women through mind control. However, due to Jane his presence has finally been exposed to the public and he is wanted by most major crime-stopping organizations such as the New Protectors. He pretends this fact doesn't bother him at all but in reality it disturbs him deeply, and seems to be finally marking the start of a slow, yet steady downfall the monster truly deserves.

Trivia

 * It's rumored he may have been one of the people running Power4U.com behind closed doors, but there is no conclusive evidence.
 * He is a large target for scientists who want to know how his powers work.
 * Despite his increased mental capacity, he still cannot mate with more than one penguin and has yet to find a true mate in general.
 * Though this fact doesn't seem to perturb him in the slightest...