Talk:Mayor McFlapp

 '''You may talk to me on this bally talk page, wot! Forward the messages, eh! --Mayor McFlapp'''

My Apologies
Sorry if you can't read the Mayor's handwriting. He's very particular about writing messages in pen. I'll try to translate as best as I can if any of you can't read what he's saying. Again, sorry for the inconvienience! --Becky the Secretary 16:24, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

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Theme song
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Wot, wot!
I have a bally accent too, wot-wot? How are you, eh? I'm flippin' fabulous-o, wot!

Rocket Slug

Hi!
You are the dude i always hear in my head when im trying to concentrate. Well,its awesome to actullay hear what is going on up there when i am not in the BOF headquarters. And his name is berundugus.

P.S.You are the narattor of this universe. You can have my inventions for free because of that.

P.P.S. Why do you and Director Benny hate each other?

''Hello there Mayor Mcflapp. I am Gary the Gaget Dude. I do not normally write in fancy handwriting,but I am writing to the mayor,so I am going to write fancy. Also,tell Becky to stop eating my corn,wot! ----&#91;&#91;User:Gary the Gaget Dude&#124;&#39; &#39; &#39; &lt;span style=&quot;color:yellow;background-color:blue;font-weight:bold;&quot;&gt;Gary the Gaget Dude&lt;/span&gt;&#39; &#39; &#39;&#93;&#93; &lt;sup&gt; &#91;&#91;User talk:Gary the Gaget Dude&#124;&#39; &#39; &#39;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red;&quot;&gt;The Hat Pop clone has arrived!!&lt;/span&#39; &#39; &#39;&#93;&#93;&lt;/sup&gt; 13:16, March 27, 2010 (UTC)''

Hey,how did a user get in this universe?

HA! Good-day, belly wot!
Dear Alclair Featheringsol McFlappingham II,

I am going to reveal the Bureau to MAI and The Sapie Brothers

sneak into the Bureau

write a book on the Bureau find your lost pen within three days. Do you have a lost pen?

And could you confirm if you DO control my mind or not? Please reply.

P.S. BELLY WOT.

Very Sorry
Dear Alclair Featheringsol McFlappingham II,

Very sorry, I was in a rash upon writing that message. My mind was in a state of confusion, in which I thought the Bureau is controlling over our lives. You see, I'm a strong supporter of freedom, Mabel, and the Bureau of Entropy. And I really want to emphasize on freedom. Therefore, I would like to apologize for my previous actions.

And I understand how that furball irritates you. Thank you for your kind attention.

A l e x 0 01  (eliminate my loneliness ⊘ respond to my annoucements ⊘ view my character ⊘ talk to my character) 12:21, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

P.S. I still like saying Belly Wot at the end of my whole message to you. :)

I Shall Now Rub It In
McFlapp:

For the past few days, I have been experiencing a feeling that I have not felt in decades, if I ever have at all. This feeling is one that you know as happiness!

Yes McFlapp, you blithering tern bag, I am in a fantastic mood and feel like singing. As a rather decent singer, it seems fitting that I mock you with music.

Oh Benny, No one's better than you, see. I have met my entire quota for two months! I've shattered several lives, Rewrote some love and made Dan cry, I'm ahead on my work load at least three times!

Oh Haley, Face the wrath of the Board, please! May you crush that pretty mortal with your might! -and now that she will change, Into a nerd with hobbies strange, Let's hope that her old mem'ries will all die!

Glory be! What a day that I have seen! I'm so happy at the epic story lines! With drama and with strife, Stripped of the love of her old life, May Tammy take that place of love on high! 

I am having such a glorious day today. The mind wipe will commence on Tuesday, according to the Board. She should forget everything at that time. There is NOTHING that can anger me today; nothing.

Just smell the plot lines brewing, gaze at the tension mounting! Only the Board can alter true love, and they can only do that in emergencies. I have never been more pleased by someone breaking the rules, because the sweet, sweet punishment that follows makes it all worthwhile.

Director Benny

RE: Happiness
Happiness is not a feeling I am used to. It feels... truly exquisite. -Director Benny

Dear Alclair Featheringsol McFlappingham II,

I had decided that because I hate Director Benny, I hate you. And that is absolutely true, although I would not mock you as much as that fat puffball there.

It would nice to learn that 'bally, wot!' accent you have and I enjoy using it. Thats quite unique.

Anyway, I shall destroy the BoF and save Haley praise you on your exquisite accent you have there.

Good-day.

With sincerity (really),

Alex12345a

Limes
BOF REQUEST 1232143133714

SENDER Sparkpin

Recipitent McFlapp

SENDER CLEARNECE Yes

>FORMAL GREETING<

Please narrate a combustible lime so I may BERN LIVZ HAWZ DEWN!

>FORMAL CLOSURE<

Snow's depression
GIMME BACK *gasp* MY GOLDEN TOKENS *cough* FROM THIN ICE! -- IT IS ALL OVER.

non-rp
ok literally how has this article not even been touched for the last five years ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • BATCHIRIMINAAAAAA 13:50, 19 August 2016 (UTC)


 * Five years ago is when all the OG users left CKSig.png  Wanna Talk?   18:21, 19 August 2016 (UTC)
 * True :( -- [[Image:Ninj Xmas Sig.PNG]] ¤   (  User page! ) (  Talk page. ) 11:32, 20 August 2016 (UTC)
 * How's he still alive when you all want penguins to eat other birds? -- QuackSign.png Quackerpingu (talk). Quack QuackSign2.png 19:12, 19 August 2016 (UTC)
 * Will you stop talking about that ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • BATCHIRIMINAAAAAA Ace dances.gif 00:54, 20 August 2016 (UTC)

Move
I would've just added a ambox but apparently that doesn't exist and I don't have time to make it right now.

Basically, I think "Alclair Featheringsol McFlappingham II" should be moved to simply "Mayor McFlapp", because according to WhatLinksHere, that's where the majority of links come from and the page name is really long so shortening it would make it more easily recognizable. Anyone agree? --Mario Rk 15:49, 4 April 2019 (UTC)
 * +1 --Chill57181 (Talk - <font color = "FF8400">Contributions  - <font color = "EAA000">My Articles )  16:23, 4 April 2019 (UTC)