Alyssa One-Up Joystick

Alyssa One-Up Joystick is a young witch-in-training who is obsessed with everything evil. She hopes to take over the world with her "boyfriend" Xet (who is trying his hardest to rid himself of her).

Background
Not much is known about her background. She hatched in Club Penguin, but moved to South Pole City as soon as she could waddle because her parents thought the government there was better. Legends say her parents died in a fire that she caused, and other say she turned them into forks with the help of Caitlin, her evil puffle minion that she rescued from almost being run over by a Bean Counters truck.

When she was seven, her parents passed away and she inherited their dilapidated manor, located in Resisty Circle. It is currently between Amy's house and Xet's Base, and like the former two, is across the street from the Grimom residence. She befriended Veranda, fell in love with Xet (he stole her heart), and tried to turn Amy into "something that could catch on fire or explode when lit". She practiced her magic, prepared potions, and tried out her powers by redecorating the old building she called home. She also stole Irvins' Game-Sphere, and constantly invited Veranda over to play it with her. She eventually accepted.

Alyssa's twelfth birthday brought matches, a book of spells and a starter wand, a bundle of new Game-Sphere games, and a Vii. Alyssa was, at first, sad that her Game-Sphere had to move on, then realized all those new GS games were forward-compatible with her new system. She immediately plugged the Vii into her TV, read the setup manual, and popped in a Super Sapie Bros. fighting game. She tossed a controller at Veranda, and they played for the rest of the day. Everyone else left and stole the cake, as well as Alyssa's wallet.

Involvement
What is there to involve? She enjoys to play video games, make potions, set things on fire, and test out new spells on reluctant penguins that she yanked out of an alley.

Theme Song
Melody here {Verse 1} She lives in a haunted mansion Somewhere between aliens and jerks Remember the taste and smell Of the potions she's yet to try It's all about the universe, misery, I owned her Her boyfriend was so wrong now And she's ripping fur offa wild puffles

Keep your wand planted here When your minion's right there

Well go get your spell book And we'll hold our wands there To transform your enemy, transform your enemy Go get your spell book And we'll hold our wands there To transform your enemy, transform your enemy

Al-y-y-y-y-y-yssa!

So one day, you found her sitting Playin' Vii on unpolished tile Her spell finally came to workin' And the rest you can figure out But it was misread And the boy transformed, well make sure To re-read a paragraph twice Or the world'll come crashing down

Keep your wand planted here When your minion's right there

Well go get your spell book And we'll hold our wands there To transform your enemy, transform your enemy Go get your spell book And we'll hold our wands there To transform your enemy, transform your enemy

Well you learned all'a your dark magic Because the whole work is tragic Yeah you learned all'a your dark magic

If he's not here 'N you can't look straight at your friends You can't say that you're still sane 'Cause Sye won't believe it But if it's true And you can see him through glasses Or even when you're blind Well, that's who I wanna see, yes!

Well go get your spell book And we'll hold our wands there To transform your enemy, transform your enemy Go get your spell book And we'll hold our wands there To transform your enemy, transform your enemy

Al-y-y-y-y-y-yssa A-y-y-y-y-ya-ha Al-y-y-y-y-y-yssa A-y-y-y-y-ya-ha Al-y-y-y-y-y-yssa A-y-y-y-y-ya-ha Al-y-y-y-y-y-yssa A-y-y-y-y-ya-ha!

Trivia

 * If you haven't guessed already, she is a parody of Ashley from the WarioWare game series.
 * She idolizes Maria and WitchyPenguin.
 * Rocket Slug thinks she's evil.
 * This time, she's right.
 * Her last name is not really Joystick... or is it?