Talk:DustyOS

Ampersand Publishing, Inc. Job Offer
Hello DustyOS,

This e-mail regards a position vacent at Ampersand Publishing Inc.. You are being offered a salary of 300,000 F a year to work in ground breaking iConnect sponsored new software subsidary Ampersand Computers as a software developer. We have been watching your work and we believe you're sutible for this field. We are aware you have no qualifications in the actual field however Ampersand are able to give out Doctorates in the field of software developement which will be universally recognised for future job applications. However no one ever leaves Ampersand because of the thrilling experience and so we actually believe you'll make yourself right at home and work with us until retirement, maybe even further.

Just read the quotes of some of our employees:

"I can literally make time fly backwards!"

"When I got my journalism degree I was living in a small apartment. Now I just write stories which are popular across the universe."

"It's so simple; I sit down and play with my boss. No, I'm serious. I got a good salary and an awesome job"

So come to work at Ampersand. Where the books come to life. --Advert (Reply here!

Hey you. Yeah you. This job is real. It really offers 300,000 fishes a year. I swear as that voice that's been talking to you. --The Voice in your head