User:Mr Cow2/Fanon Copypasta

Nat: Hello, Bill.

Bill: Get away from me Nat.

Nat: What in Antarctica did you just say about me you little hatchling? I'll have you know I graduated bottom of my class in the Leopard Seals, and have been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Bert, and I have over 300 unconfirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla (Yes, I spelled that correctly) warfare and I am the top sniper in the entire TF2 legged forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you like toilet paper with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this island, mark my words n00b. You think you can get away with saying that spam to me over the internet? Think again, fish-head. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spycrabs across the USA and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your player card. You're dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can kill you in more than 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare flippers. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Internet Meme Corps and I will use it to wipe your miserable beak off the face off this snow continent, you candy kinder egg. If only you could have know what Darktan-like retribution that your "clever" little comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your extremely small tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, and I don't mean coins. I will smother fury all over you will drown in it. You're going to diss, kiddo.

Bill: O_O'

(Nat is owned by User:Amigopen and Bill is owned by Bill)