Director Penny

Director Penny was born in Freezeland. She was a small, beautiful puffle, and many others just found her the cutest thing ever. They oohed and aahed until she was old enough to tell them to shut up. They still drooled over her, but she got them to stop by farting in their face. Now they just do the same on old Lovejoy photo albums.

Background
Her last name was chosen as Lovejoy, unbelievably. However, she is very immature. Many penguins and puffles found her extremely cute, so they crowded around her when she was a baby and spoke to her exclusively in baby talk for quite awhile. As she was a much smaller puffle than some of her siblings, this baby talk felt long and drawn out. Her first words were "Shut up and get out of my face!" However, that wasn't enough to get them off her back, so she farted in one of the penguins' faces. Anybody else that came near her and oohed her again would suffer from the same fate.

She directed her first play, Belch Fart, at age five. It flopped miserably. By the age of fifteen, her directing skills led her to a production of the "Jacko version" of Dystopian: The Musical!, which earned a 1.5 out of 10 snowballs in ratings. It would have been better if she didn't put a joke about toilets after every Mabel line. Later, she decided to direct television comedies, which also flopped miserably for much of the same reasons.

She met Director Kenny and they dated for a little bit. However, he dumped her because she was too immature and she took her little brother along with her. She was sad, but wasn't ready to give up. She still tries to win his affection, but she fails. Her latest attempt was to make up an imaginary boyfriend named Director Spenny. Her goal was to make Kenny jealous, but Spenny and his lack of existence just drives him nuts.

Quotes

 * "Hey, Kenny, it's me, your future wife!"
 * "Poop is funny because it comes out of your BUTT!"
 * "I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM REALLY BADLY!! IT'S KILLING ME IF I WAIT ANY LONGER!"
 * "I enjoy the study of flatulence. By study, I mean I let loose a big one in public."
 * "Y'know what's sad? CONSTIPATION."
 *  *eats yellow snow.* 
 * "Hahaha! Toilets!"
 * "Have you ever finished taking a nasty poop, and wondered, Where does that even go? I know I have! Hahaha!"
 * "They should really build some bathrooms here. That's why I see all this yellow snow. It doesn't taste half bad, to be honest."

Trivia

 * In 2007, she was condemned by unanimous MVBC resolution. It's needless to say why those censors look down on her.
 * She eats a lot of cheese and broccoli, which makes her more gassy.
 * She also eats OxiPie.
 * She loves to dump taco sauce on Mabel and Link, and then fart on them. It usually causes them to throw up or become unconscious.
 * Her initials shouldn't be confused with Dancing Penguin, Demon Penguins, or Disco Puffle. To make such a mistake would be dreadful.
 * The Inquisitor is looking for her since she enjoys toilet humor.
 * She was once asked to be the Supervisor in Teh Not Universal Bureau Of Fiction Wannabes, but Director Chenny beat her to it.
 * She is close to Director Chenny and she created the Bureau of Nonsense for her.
 * She is also friends with Director Xenny.
 * Her brother's not much of a farter, but burps well.
 * She is the reason Rainbow Puffles fart glitter.
 * Creating those unholy puffle hybrids was her idea. Director Kenny doesn't mind, since the mutant puffle hybrids annoy the heck out of Benny.