Talk:USA Presidential Elections 2016

=Official USA Presidential Vote (Complete)= Archived - Click "expand" to expand

This is the official USA Presidential elections among users of the wiki, to determine who the USA's president will be from 2017-2021. Candidates may be added by users (until October), or removed only by Administrators. Users may change their vote any time until the vote closes in November, but may only vote for one candidate. Also, information written in articles about the election should be based on this vote, showing that this vote is the actual election results (because... it is).

No new users/accounts may vote, to deter anyone from trying to do something stupid like make sockpuppet accounts. If you are caught trying to cheat the system (democracy), your vote(s) will be removed and you will be banned until the election is over. Read about the candidates on the election page or their individual pages.

Established new users such as Wikipenguino45 and Penguinpuffdude are an exception to the above rule, as it was made to prevent sockpuppets.

'''If a Fair Game candidate wins, a discussion will take place after the vote to decide who their Vice President shall be. The community will reach consensus through a discussion instead of a standard vote.''' If a non-fair game candidate wins, the user who has OOC rights over that character shall decide their VP.

MEGG WINS, DON'T CAST ANY MORE VOTES

Bernie the Tour Guide

 * 1) I hope I didn't misread the rule on sockpuppets... By the way, Bernie is WAY better than all the other candidates (especially Megg and Polo Field, the CP-Destroyers). I am not a fan on Bernie, however  I am a fan on the real life comic Tintin! 04:36, 2 November 2016 (UTC)
 * 2) Because of the free tours. --
 * 3) Bernie4Pres --Mr Cow2 (talk) 16:40, 12 November 2016 (UTC)

Dave33333
# We can not allow Donal to win, he is worse the the Grand Republican Party and Polo Field! If you don't vote for me, it's all over, we're all doomed! (PLEASE MAKE ME VP!) -- Dave33333   The Epic King    has returned!  16:15, 31 October 2016 (UTC)

Donal Tenorio

 * 1) --CPRussia.pngBelarus_flag.jpg Slender  Talk to me   09:45, 29 October 2016 (UTC)
 * 2) --CanadaFlag.png Bro  Talk to me! OHYEAH.png 11:44, 29 October 2016 (UTC)
 * 3) --  QuackSign.png    Quackerpingu   (talk).   Contributions   A link   QuackSign2.png  07:47, 30 October 2016 (UTC)
 * 4) It's official: Joseph Crosby has dropped out of the race and endorsed Tenorio. He still wishes to be vice president. Dave, I encourage you to do the same. -- Brant  ( talk ) 04:44, 2 November 2016 (UTC)
 * 5) -- Dave33333   The Epic King   has returned!  13:27, 2 November 2016 (UTC)

Megg (VP: TBA)

 * 1) To represent canon CP. -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 14:22, 28 October 2016 (UTC)
 * 2) ^ Though we may need a vote for a (temporary?) VP, my choice would be Happyface, and Donal or Canary can be the treasurer.   Spooky Scary  C  K    00:06, 31 October 2016 (UTC)
 * 3) "Looks like we don't have a choice!" ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • BATCHIRIMINAAAAAA I WANT TO BE SPECIAL.jpg 12:06, 31 October 2016 (UTC)
 * 4) I have no choice but to vote for her. Who wants Mcdonalds City being wiped out, mass destruction of humans and allying and supporting terroritsts? And who cares if there is more X-Antibodies in the countries?--Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 14:23, 29 October 2016 (UTC)
 * 5) While having "lol trump parody" would be funny, 1) what if he loses IRL and 2) Megg is just more consistent with past continuity -- User:EDFan  1234  5  14:38, 1 November 2016 (UTC)
 * 6) -- Snow stormer (T • C) 23:23, 1 November 2016 (UTC)
 * 7) -  Wonderweez  ( Talk · Contribs ) 23:36, 1 November 2016 (UTC)
 * 8) -- [[Image:Ninj Xmas Sig.PNG]] ¤   (  User page! ) (  Talk page. ) 13:04, 3 November 2016 (UTC)
 * 9) Welp, here goes. -- Wikipenguino   (talk  • contribs  • articles ) The randomness has arrived! Bananaphone.gif 05:42, 8 November 2016 (UTC)
 * 10) To stay canon -- Merry Thanksgiving  Zeno124 (New).png ( Let's chat! ) 22:45, 8 November 2016 (UTC)

Spike Hike (VP: N/A)
'''Consensus on this page is that Spike Hike pulled out of the race in September, despite being in the lead. Do not vote for him.'''
 * 1) I support Megg or the winner of the real US election as Spike's VP. CKSig.png  Wanna Talk?   09:45, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
 * 2) -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 12:02, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
 * 3) -- User:EDFan  12345  Republic of Ireland.png 12:32, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
 * 4) ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services Ace dances.gif 14:48, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
 * 5) --Definitely totally not a sock puppet (And this is a talk page.) 18:07, 28 June 2016 (UTC)
 * 6) -- [[Image:Ninj Xmas Sig.PNG]] ¤   (  User page! ) (  Talk page. ) 13:07, 29 June 2016 (UTC)
 * 7) Kudos! For that apology speech. --Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 16:28, 29 June 2016 (UTC)
 * 8) --CanadaFlag.png Bro  Talk to me! OHYEAH.png 22:59, 11 August 2016 (UTC)

Discussion
All vote discussion.
 * Also- no modifiing candidates that are here unless you have their OOC rights (I'm looking at you McDonalds)- Canary, Donal, Happyface, Paul, Penghis, Polo and Spike are Fair game so no changing them on this page. Also, just to confirm, no moving or removing other other people's votes. People that have no votes by a certain time (September or October) will be removed to thin out the herd. You may be able to vote for a second candidate later. CKSig.png  Wanna Talk?   09:45, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
 * Mcdonalds submitted 2 votes. Is that allowed? -- QuackSign.png Quackerpingu (talk). Quack QuackSign2.png 15:35, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
 * Since when did I?--Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 17:33, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
 * Right here, scrub -- User:EDFan 12345  Republic of Ireland.png 17:36, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
 * Well, I just changed my mind. --Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 16:28, 29 June 2016 (UTC)


 * Polo Field announces he is NOT retitring from his political career after the 2016 election.
 * Who is Joseph Crosby? I don't see why anyone would vote for him when he doesn't even have a page or any information about him... and that's the reason I haven't personally thought about voting for him. Just a random name, when there are actual characters on the wiki that we know about.   Spooky Scary  C  K    11:52, 31 October 2016 (UTC)
 * Doanl Tenerio is Worse then the Grand a Republican Party. Worse then Polo Field. Both are good. In fact, everyone except Donal is good!--Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 18:34, 31 October 2016 (UTC)
 * What's your beef against Donal anyways? -- Brant  ( talk ) 00:26, 1 November 2016 (UTC)
 * He is a parody of Trump. And Trump will do bad things to America IRL. Looks like I'm not the only one hating Tenerio.--Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 02:58, 1 November 2016 (UTC)
 * Well that's just your opinion. -- Brant  ( talk ) 05:40, 1 November 2016 (UTC)
 * ^ -- Wikipenguino45 ( talk  • contribs • articles) The randomness has arrived! Bananaphone.gif 07:57, 1 November 2016 (UTC)
 * P.S. parodies don't necessarily mean they're exact copies of their IRL counterparts.
 * "He is possibly even more arrogant then Mabel." Trump would be less arrogant then Mabel.--Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 14:17, 1 November 2016 (UTC)

=Official Vice President Discussion=

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So, Megg shall be the next president of the USA. But, since CP has no other public bloggers at the moment... who should be her Vice President? For the next two weeks or so we'll all talk back and forth, or debate, on this page about who we think would be the best option for VP and why. Hopefully by the time two weeks is up most of the community will have a good idea of who the VP should be and we all can agree.

If and/or when CP gets more bloggers again like Megg, we can consider making them the new VP, or just members of Megg's cabinet. However at the moment that are none, so my suggestion for vice-president is Happyface141. Out-of-universe he was one of our most influential users and is often considered one of the "real" founders of the wiki along with TurtleShroom. In-universe it makes sense, because Happyface was a politician, being the former King of the Kingdom of Happyface141, and later the Governor of the Happyface State. In addition, in-universe he initiated the Impeachment of Mariothemovie which overthrew Pearface who was essentially a lazy dictator, only a few days before the HF State joined the nation, so those that disliked Pearface or liked Billybob would also like HF. If he's chosen we could say his popularity and support is what pushed Megg over the limit and won them the presidency instead of Tenorio.

Tenorio could become VP, but it doesn't make much sense since they have opposite beliefs, and I would much rather have another Treasurer Election like 2008 where Tenorio decides to run for treasurer after losing the Presidential election, and wins to a Clinton Parody (maybe a better name than Canary Hilton though?). The treasurer option also works in my opinion for Tenorio since he's a businessman irl and in Fanon.   C  K   Sysop / BOBmaster ? 01:36, 12 November 2016 (UTC)


 * I think Happyface as VP and Tenorio as treasurer would work best imo. -- User:EDFan 1234  5  01:38, 12 November 2016 (UTC)

I'm thinking either Tenorio or Crosby would make good vice presidents. -- Brant  ( talk ) 02:28, 12 November 2016 (UTC)


 * Why though? Gotta explain so peeps know the pros and cons.   C  K   Sysop / BOBmaster ? 02:35, 12 November 2016 (UTC)

First of all, I would like to compliment CK for this great consensus idea. It's a great idea that should be implemented on the Council as well and many other votes we would have.

Second, I think Happyface should be the Vice President of the United States of Antarctica with Tenorio as the treasurer. Tenorio as treasurer to represent the IRL election of President Trump (... I still can't believe I am actually saying that) and Happyface because idk, it sounds like a great idea since he is an old Fanon character and governor of Happyface State. -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 14:42, 12 November 2016 (UTC)

Should we have elections for secretary and treasurer as well?-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 15:18, 12 November 2016 (UTC)


 * If there's a treasurer election, it'd pretty much be a parody of the Donald vs Hillary US election, like the 2008 Treasurer Elections were a parody of the 2008 US election. So, it'd be Donal vs someone (probably a made up Hillary parody), and he'd win. As for secretary, what do you mean? Secretary of State, of Defense, the Environment, etc etc? I suppose there could be elections for other cabinet members but is there really any need to have them?   C  K   Sysop / BOBmaster ? 02:56, 13 November 2016 (UTC)


 * With so much secretary votes, maybe consensus should handle the secretaries. --Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 04:15, 13 November 2016 (UTC)


 * There should be no secretary votes. There's no such thing IRL and there shouldn't be such thing here either. The President picks the cabinet. -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 20:16, 14 November 2016 (UTC)


 * Well there could be votes for the ministers, but since there probably won't be any conflict for any of the positions they won't be needed I don't think.   C  K   Sysop / BOBmaster ? 22:58, 14 November 2016 (UTC)

I think Crosby should be VP. And let there be a treasurer election. 'Nuff said. -- Dave33333   The Epic King   has returned!  16:45, 14 November 2016 (UTC)


 * Same question I asked Brant- why though? Also how would Crosby make a good VP if they share differing views?   C  K   Sysop / BOBmaster ? 22:58, 14 November 2016 (UTC)


 * Think about this: John Adams and Thomas Jefferson were President and Vice-president at one time, and they were of differing political parties. It would be extremely interesting to see this happen here. Let's let history repeat itself. :D -- Dave33333   The Epic King   has returned!  18:37, 16 November 2016 (UTC)


 * It was different back then. The presidential candidates didn't pick their vice president, it was based on who gets second place at the convention, idk, need someone to explain how it worked back then -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 19:29, 16 November 2016 (UTC)


 * Second most ELECTORAL votes. Still, this would make sparks in USA politics. -- Dave33333   The Epic King   has returned!  19:38, 16 November 2016 (UTC)


 * It doesn't have to be like IRL. Besides, there might be more unity if Joseph is the VP. -- Brant  ( talk ) 02:49, 17 November 2016 (UTC)

Yep! Bad news. Megg still hasn't decided her Vice President. I think Happyface, Polo Field (wait, what? Really? Again?), Joseph Crosby, Dave33333, Paul Randolph and Explorer (the current explorer!) are reasonable options.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 19:12, 17 November 2016 (UTC)


 * Most likely Crosby from all the choices right now. I'm counting myself out until the hopeful Treasurer election. -- Dave33333   The Epic King   has returned!  14:53, 18 November 2016 (UTC)


 * Yeah, you seem fit for treasurer. You'll definitely win (Because Donal Tenerio is unfit to be included in any political way.) .--Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 15:36, 18 November 2016 (UTC)


 * If there's a Treasurer election, the winner will be Tenorio... Just saying, it won't be another actual vote. Also I know you're dead set on Crosby winning even though you haven't given any specific reason why, but do you think Happyface would at least make a good VP too? Part of consensus is agreeing on things even if you don't agree on everything.   C  K   Sysop / BOBmaster ? 22:37, 18 November 2016 (UTC)


 * My answers:

1. Most likely. 2. No. 3. Yes.

-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 20:24, 19 November 2016 (UTC)

Firstly, Dave, Mcdonalds, I don't think you guys know what consensus means. This isn't a vote where you say "I'm for!" then leave or go "(this guy) for vice president, enough said!". Give your arguments for and against. Why should they be vice president? Do you think they have any cons? Then another user should reply and a debate of some sort should start.

Secondly, under my idea for what consensus on the wiki should look like, Happyface has won because of the arguments and a lot of agreement between users. -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 12:29, 27 November 2016 (UTC)

=Other Discussion=

Fun fact: Sönder means "broken" in Swedish. :P

-- User:Swiss Ninja  (My Talk Page) 19:26, 13 February 2016 (UTC)

Why don't we add a bit of randomness that the CPFW used to be is known for. ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services 12:41, 14 February 2016 (UTC)


 * ^^ this -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 12:42, 14 February 2016 (UTC)


 * All my yes -- 14:50, 14 February 2016 (UTC)

Could Dave be in this, he dose technically apply for president, as he meets the requirements. -- Dave33333   The Epic King   has returned!  19:03, 14 February 2016 (UTC)


 * Sure! Anyone can add their characters to this I suppose- so anyone that wants to be President! I may add a few people too, we need some way to make this less boring/parodying imo. CKSig.png <font face="comic sans ms"> Wanna Talk?   20:51, 14 February 2016 (UTC)

Bro, ^ -- Dave33333   The Epic King   has returned!  16:27, 7 March 2016 (UTC)

Daniel is my contribution. --Mr Cow2 (talk) 21:15, 14 February 2016 (UTC)

Darktan Trump XDDDDD <font face="comic sans ms">ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services 22:09, 14 February 2016 (UTC)

I Vote for Bernie.

--Mr Cow2 (talk) 21:33, 6 March 2016 (UTC)


 * FREE TOURS FOR EVERYBODY!!! LONGER TOURS!!! LESS TAXES ON TOUR GUIDES!!!!!!!!! BERNIE 2k16 -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 18:19, 7 March 2016 (UTC)

You know, I was thinking, maybe we should be allowed to choose the in-continuity parody of the RL winner as the new President, like if Donald wins in real life, then we'll make Tenorio the next President (and make the article Fair Game too), or if Sanders wins, then we'll make Sönder the next President of the USA. Who's with me? - Slender  Talk to me   05:43, 13 March 2016 (UTC)
 * Nah just let Spike Hike win, he probably won't be leaving for a while <font face="comic sans ms">ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services Ace dances.gif 06:39, 13 March 2016 (UTC)
 * I like Slenders idea. Why not, if Trump becomes president we can namd Tenorio as the last president. -- Agent Isai  (Talk)

14:06, 13 March 2016 (UTC)
 * Actually, isn't Bernie the Tour Guide the parody of Sanders?   and who's Hillary's parody...


 * No. Bernie isn't a parody of Sanders. They just share first names. -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 14:17, 13 March 2016 (UTC)


 * Really? -- QuackerKeysaber.jpg Quackerpingu (talk). These aren't the YT-1300 light freighters you're looking for QPSign.png 14:24, 13 March 2016 (UTC)

How about a poll, eh? We vote who's the next president. -- Dave33333   The Epic King   has returned!  21:01, 14 March 2016 (UTC)


 * No. Spike Hike will be the president. All other candidates are just joke candidates and to-be candidates, the president of the USA is supposed to be the one who is the CEO of Club Penguin. -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 22:00, 14 March 2016 (UTC)


 * And secondly, I'm 100% sure no one will let you have so many votes. Firstly you made yourself too powerful so fast, calm down already, read our policy, and I think only those real important candidates, Donal Tenerio, Spike Hike, Bjorn Sonder etc. should get many, many votes. -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 22:02, 14 March 2016 (UTC)
 * True, Dave can't have more than maybe 2,000 votes or so, most votes would go to Tenorio or Hike.
 * Isai you're not helping either <font face="comic sans ms">ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services Ace dances.gif 11:10, 15 March 2016 (UTC)
 * Spike will possibly quit the CP team before the next elections, so lets make the other penguin the president. --82.131.23.11 17:33, 16 March 2016 (UTC) (Quacker)
 * Yeah... no. Tenorio will probably lead Antarctica into war and destroy all of it and it's neighbors. -- Agent Isai  (Talk)

00:59, 18 March 2016 (UTC)


 * Bernie the Tour Guide then. The country shall be free from the moderator dictatorship. -- QuackerKeysaber.jpg Quackerpingu (talk). These aren't the YT-1300 light freighters you're looking for QPSign.png 12:27, 20 March 2016 (UTC)


 * No, Independents have a bad shot on being president because they are Independent. Probably Polo Field. Or, if you prefer, Dave33333.--Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 13:29, 12 June 2016 (UTC)


 * Polo left CP years ago and Dave (the user) loves MLP, so both are bad ideas. -- QuackSign.png <font face="Impact">   Quackerpingu   (talk).   Contributions   A link   QuackSign2.png  08:42, 30 October 2016 (UTC)

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 *  BERNIE THE TOUR GUIDE FOR PRESIDENT!  -- Wat.png Quackerpingu (talk). These aren't the YT-1300 light freighters you're looking for QPSign.png 06:44, 8 April 2016 (UTC)
 *  BERNIE WILL BEAT THE BIG FAT TAR OUT OF SPIKE HIKE! --Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 13:29, 12 June 2016 (UTC)
 *  FEEL THE BERN 2k16, FREE TOURS FOR ALL! --SnowCute.gif <span title="Well, would ya look at the time?">This is a Puffle. <span title="Gobble gobble your food!">This is their talk page.   Here's a notepad!   [[File:|20px]] 19:37, 13 November 2016 (UTC)

My stance on the "Page Ownership"
Seeing as a lovely revert war disrupted my morning, here's my view on the whole issue of page ownership.

You have here a private page for an article that's not yours. As expected you're going to have people clamoring to edit here because in all technicality, the USA is everyone's article. You're also kind of selecting the most powerful head of state on this wiki, so I think it's justifiable that other people edit it. This page, from my understanding, is a parody over the election, and I don't think personal political belief should change what is the actual outcome. Get the outcome of the election IRL first, then apply the fanon-side part of it once they're over.

As for general ownership, the page is yours, but I want you to let others edit this. Having a revert war gets nothing done. -  Wonderweez  ( Talk · Contribs ) 15:49, 22 May 2016 (UTC)

Got it.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 16:00, 22 May 2016 (UTC)

Okay
If you threaten me or my associates not to edit, I'm going to have to punish you for threatening and/or denying the editing rights of other users.

You're not the boss of me or anyone on this wiki, so ditch that dominating attitude real quick, okay? I'm one of the more lax admins here, but don't mistake my kindness for weakness. -  Wonderweez  ( Talk · Contribs ) 16:04, 22 May 2016 (UTC)

dood
i'm pretty sure we all decided that spike hike was going to win? <font face="comic sans ms">ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services 06:56, 6 June 2016 (UTC)


 * No. It's time to get a new president. -- QuackSign.png Quackerpingu (talk). Insert something here QuackSign2.png 08:14, 6 June 2016 (UTC)
 * And that person is Polo Field.--Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 03:28, 10 June 2016 (UTC)
 * What's with you and wanting Polo and Dave up high? You do realize Polo quit, right? <font face="comic sans ms">ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services Ace dances.gif 03:51, 10 June 2016 (UTC)
 * That's only because you wanted Spike Hike to win. But Spikey will win no more. Just Saying.--Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 14:24, 11 June 2016 (UTC)
 * Honestly I couldn't care less who won, but Spike Hike is the go-to winner because he actually works for CP.


 * Also, why the crap did you move this talk over to here? Secondly, did you seriously say that he would win no more and then go to the voting page and change the vote so that ours didn't count? <font face="comic sans ms">ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services Ace dances.gif 00:14, 12 June 2016 (UTC)

Winner
We may decide via community vote who's going to win this, but I'm 95% sure it's going to be a CP mod, so either Spike, Polo, or Megg. It could be a user made character, but there's nobody that the community likes enough (if it were Kwiksilver or Explorer or something, then sure). Polo left CP as mayor in 2015, representing his leave from CP so I don't mind him being VP. However, Spike and Megg are both still there, so I feel like one of them should win. I think it'd be better to have another Treasurer election for Tenorio and the Clinton parody once this is said and done. <font face="Trebuchet MS"> Wanna Talk?   16:32, 7 June 2016 (UTC)


 * No to mods. -- QuackSign.png Quackerpingu (talk). Insert something here QuackSign2.png 16:58, 7 June 2016 (UTC)
 * I agree. It should be A mod.--Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 14:24, 11 June 2016 (UTC)

looks like mcdoodles394 is looking forward to another edit war with others and a ban -- Quackerpingu (talk). Insert something here 07:14, 10 June 2016 (UTC)
 * you're one to talk <font face="comic sans ms">ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services Ace dances.gif 07:33, 10 June 2016 (UTC)
 * Bringing the bantz --CanadaFlag.png <font color="#0fd000"><font color="006C91">Bro  Talk to me! OHYEAH.png 11:00, 10 June 2016 (UTC)
 * to Quacekrpingu* Look who's talking. You started it in the first place.--Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 14:24, 11 June 2016 (UTC)
 * The irony here being that threatening to get another user banned is also against the rules friend -- User:EDFan 1234  5  12:00, 10 June 2016 (UTC)


 * I didn't threaten him, and lying about others threatening someone is ALSO against the rules. --82.131.20.2 12:18, 10 June 2016 (UTC) (Quacker)


 * And lying that you didn't is also against the rules --SnowCute.gif <span title="Well, would ya look at the time?">This is a Puffle. <span title="Gobble gobble your food!">This is their talk page.   Here's a notepad!   [[File:|20px]] 20:41, 9 November 2016 (UTC)


 * And lying that i did is also against the rules, ESPECIALLY because you did it on my birthday. -- QuackSign.png <font face="Impact">   Quackerpingu   (talk).   Contributions   A link   QuackSign2.png  12:34, 27 November 2016 (UTC)

The greatest irony
I think the most hilarious point of all of this is that the president of Antarctica is literally powerless, since it's a Krytocracy. More likely than not none of the "points" given about each of the candidates even matter. -- User:EDFan 1234  5  14:10, 12 June 2016 (UTC)
 * Doubling onto that, there's also the fact that we control the BoF which controls literally everything <font face="comic sans ms">ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services Ace dances.gif 14:29, 12 June 2016 (UTC)


 * McDonalds; you can edit candidates' articles still, but according to the vote above you have no right to say who will win or is likely to win until the election is over. CKSig.png <font face="Trebuchet MS"> Wanna Talk?   09:45, 27 June 2016 (UTC)

Hey, wait a minute!
Shouldn't the real voting be here?


 * No. And McDonalds, you will have to respect the wiki's opinion. We aren't puppets dedicated solely to your amusement, we are real people and our opinions are worth more than some fictional numbers you made up on the wiki. If the majority votes for Spike Hike, he will be president. If majority votes for Polo Field, he will be. We will see how the election goes on and you will respect the outcome. -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 13:01, 27 June 2016 (UTC)

Spike Hike issue
So, as of September 7th, 2016, Spike Hike has retired from CP and Disney. I can personally say this was quite unexpected to me. But, with that comes a question for this election. Should Spike announce he's not going to run for a second term as the USA's president or what? It would make sense that Spike isn't the winner now, since Spike won't be the head of CP anymore in 2017, similar to how he took over from Billybob in 2012. However, that also leaves an interesting problem because Megg seems to be the only CP "blogger"/main CP staff left.

Anyways, post your comments, ideas, general discussion here about Spike and how this irl development should change the USA Fanon election.   C  K   Sysop / BOBmaster ? 04:42, 8 September 2016 (UTC)
 * After what happened here, I'd say just give him another term. Since CP's probably not gonna last until the next election, if this wiki lasts until 2020, Spike Hike's replacement should be president. <font face="comic sans ms">ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • BATCHIRIMINAAAAAA I WANT TO BE SPECIAL.jpg 06:55, 8 September 2016 (UTC)


 * Eh, I can be President if you want --CPRussia.pngBelarus_flag.jpg Slender  Talk to me   10:01, 8 September 2016 (UTC)


 * Whoever is the next CEO should be next president. -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 10:12, 8 September 2016 (UTC)


 * The thing is, I don't think Spike is going to tell us who that is- he said on twitter, the CEO is "us" (the players), because the game has always revolved around us or something. Then he said "we're still in good hands with megg", still making me think she's the only major blogger/staff left.   C  K   Sysop / BOBmaster ? 04:10, 9 September 2016 (UTC)


 * Give the position to either Bernie or Donal. -- QuackSign.png Quackerpingu (talk). Quack QuackSign2.png 14:20, 8 September 2016 (UTC)


 * Keep it with Spike Hike. Although Bernie the Tour Guide and Polo Field are reasonable options...--Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 19:43, 8 September 2016 (UTC)

I don't think any candidates' pages should be changed until this has been decided by consensus.   C  K   Sysop / BOBmaster ? 04:10, 9 September 2016 (UTC)

I thought Megg was a vice president.

VP
There should be an individual VP vote later. -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 11:06, 2 November 2016 (UTC)
 * I agree. -- QuackSign.png <font face="Impact">   Quackerpingu   (talk).   Contributions   A link   QuackSign2.png  11:31, 2 November 2016 (UTC)
 * Joseph Crosby and Polo Field should be in the VP Mix.--Drunk science.gif Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 2015.png 15:33, 2 November 2016 (UTC)

Megg is yet to have a VP.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 18:55, 9 November 2016 (UTC)

Moving forward
I added a lot to the "background", but the page could use more images. I removed outdated or plain wrong information, and I'd say the "electoral map" is wrong since I'm writing it as if it's the popular vote instead of an electoral vote like the actual USA has- not everything has to be a parody. If enough people have a problem with it they can say so here and I'll change it- even if people want an electoral vote though that electoral image's numbers are way off. I didn't really change much of McD's tables yet, I'm not exactly sure what to do with them yet... and I also didn't add an infobox since Infobox election seems to be messed up- I might add the event infobox or something. As for the specific percentages, I gave Megg and Donal 38 and 36 to be similar to Donald and Hillary's (a little over) 46 and (almost) 48) percent, while still having a tiny bit of room for the other candidates. If anybody thinks the percentages should be changed, feel free to say so here. Also, more cities could be added to the "Primaries" section to describe how the important cities voted during the primaries and felt in general.   C  K   Sysop / BOBmaster ? 11:28, 28 November 2016 (UTC)

As for the tables- I agree that one for each primary and one for the overall vote would be useful, to show how the candidates were doing. However, what is the Capitol watch and is it actually needed on the page?   C  K   Sysop / BOBmaster ? 23:58, 1 December 2016 (UTC)

It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything
BWA HA HA HA! Whoeever did that deserves an award!

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I can't stop laughing at the "2016 USA Presidential Election: Candidates" (candidate pictures) thing under the infobox -- Quackerpingu   (Talk)   (Contributions)  10:57, 2 October 2019 (UTC)