Agent (penguin)

"UH NO! A prol-"

Agent is a former EPF Specialist and current President of Castrolla. He is also an avid editor of the Club Penguin Weekee. His occasional sudden clumsiness and naivety, similar to that of Rookie, caused him to be disliked by many on the Weekee and in the EPF, and he is also known to have accidentally caused many incidents and mishaps in both.

He is known to have accidentally cause various conflicts in the Weekee and is disliked by many due to his clumsiness. He is also known to have caused at least 2 major recessions in his own country due to his lack of knowledge as to how the world works.

Currently, his whereabouts and activities are unknown, although it is thought that he has become sinister, perhaps even Emo. It's most likely he's simply hiding in Castrolla due to his

Chickhood
Most of Agent's records were erased, thought to be some of his last acts in the EPF. However, the BoF has been able to supply some information for this article. It is known that Agent hatched on Penguin Island in 1995. According to Agent, after his hatching, his parents said "hmm, truly, a magnificent specimen of the penguin species. So elegant and thought-provoking, so cunning and intelligence. Yes, I see that within his eyes... At long last, now I know the name this penguin is deserving of. I see in his future, him lurking in the shadows, spying upon those who threaten our very nation. Yes, I see now… Henceforth, this child shall be named… Agent." though it's thought that he hallucinated that during the Mironitis epidemic during the winter of 2000. In the past he claimed to be the son of Tortugadesetas Jones, although that's very unlikely. At a very young age he displayed interests in computers and technology, building onto his knowledge throughout school and eventually hacking himself to enrollment in Beacon University.

Agent
After graduating from Beacon University in Network Administration and Computer Science, Agent tried to pursue his dream and work at Eureka or Micro Hard and Soft, but was rejected by both. He would later joined the Penguin Secret Agency after confusing it with the Puffles Safety Association.

After the PSA was dissolved, Agent joined the Elite Penguin Force. Although he was skilled with technology, he wished to branch into a different field, so he became the protege of Dot the Disguise Gal. For many years, Agent would try to gain Dot's attention, only to her dismay after seeing the mess he created while trying to impress her. Dot caught onto his crush, since her last protege also had a crush on her, and tried letting Agent down easy and distancing herself by sending him on missions elsewhere, including Eastshield. While there, he would frequently edit the Club Penguin Weekee. While editing the Weekee, his clumsiness caused the first Weekee Crisis in years.

After Agent finally admitted his crush to Dot, she rejected him, causing him to become very emotional and leave the EPF shortly after. After that, being deeply hurt, he moved to Castrolla where he ran for office after confusing it for a seminar on how to prevent office fires. Surprisingly, he won election and became President of Castrolla where he's been running the country ever since

Modern-day
Agent mostly resides in Castrolla nowadays, usually trying to figure out how to run a country. He's so far been a success, being one of the highest rated Presidents in years. He is still known by his advisers to be a total klutz, accidentally sending $2 million Dollars to a Slumolian prince.

Quotes
Pre-Emo:
 * "STUPID PIECE OF JUNK!" (After his Penguin OS machine exploded)
 * "UH NO! A prol-"
 * "Yes I am Tortuga's son"

Post-Emo:
 * "If, truly, a penguin could think of that, then, i'm sorry to get political but what is Oatmeal?"

Trivia

 * Agent does NOT know how to climb or swim.
 * He overreacts to any situation.
 * Agent's clumsiness skyrocketed exponentially after he met Dot.
 * He accidentally set his office on fire once.
 * At least 3 of Gary's inventions were accidentally destroyed by Agent knocking them over.
 * It is rumored that Agent is behind many of the things Kermit has had to save the Weekee from, to get back at the Weekee users that dislike him.
 * He's been behind several cover ups due to financial negligence on his part involving many countries and corporations that the BoF would rather you not know