CookieMakers Inc.

CookieMakers Inc. is a money-minded, industrialization-focused, consumerist cooperation that produces consumer goods (or bads). It produces mainly consumer electronic knock-offs, also known as "tat", in large quantities as well as cookies. If you think the cookies it sells are harmless, you are dearly wrong. For the cookies they produce are junk food and are products of globalization. Most of these products are poor quality as cost-saving measures to the company, and the company has many a time broke the law, such as wrongful use of ingredients, illegal dumping of waste, addition of animal flour and garbage into food products, low salaries, unlivable working conditions, unprofessional business tactics, chick slavery and anti-trust activities. And that is only 10% of their sins. Wait till you see the WHOLE list.

The company was originally founded as a simple, cookie-manufacturing business run by Cookie, who wanted to provide the world with "better food products". However, the company went into debt in 2008 and was ceded to a money-minded businessman who turned it into a money-making outlet. The businessman was ousted but was continously replaced by other, horrible businessmen and eventually the Board of Meanies, a group of capitalists who are Das Kappibles's enemies.

Background
It all started when Cookie, synonymous with his passion, jumped into the confectionery business with a start-up known as CookieMakers Inc. on June the 3rd, 2004. He hired twelve employees, all close friends of his, to help manage the company while he perfected the recipes. They began the company in Shiverpool.

First came packaged cookies without a proper product title, simply "cookies". Then came variants of the packaged cookies, such as "Chocolate Chip Cookie", "Seaweed Cookie", "Macedonia Nut Cookie" and so on. On January the 4th, 2005, they set up their first store where they directly sold cookies rather than in supermarkets. Despite Club Penguin's rules on outside companies, CookieMakers Inc. managed to strike a deal where they would supply the island with cookies in return for 2% of their taxes, while not intefereing with business within the island.

In the following years, the number of stores increased, and by mid-2008, there were approximately 320 stores scattered around twelve countries. However, due to the cheap prices of the cookies, the net income was extremely low, so by the time the economic recession hit the homeland, the company started going down the drain. Cookie eventually retired as CEO and Owner of the company, handing the position to a money-minded businessman who moved their headquarters to an uninhabited island in the Weddell Sea, where he named it "Cookie Island", innocently enough.

First, he tripled the price of cookies and bought lower-quality flour, quadrupling profits and saving it from bankruptcy. He also fired half the workforce and slashed their pay by 50%. This sparked an outrage in which many workers demanded increasing their wages, only to be fired and replaced with a batch of less complacent workers from poorer regions. Thankfully, three of the remaining thirteen who started up the company, remaining on the board of Directors, called for his resignation.

When another businessman took over, his little experience in managing a company spiralled the entire place down to the ground. The board of Directors fired him again. In an effort to save the company, the board of Directors made the company public. They would later admit it as a "dire mistake" and "wholeheartedly regret the decision".

The third new businessman was much more aggressive than the past two, although he was much more linen to the workers. He increased their pay but used much lower-quality material. He also made the entire company enter the electronics market, which the board of Directors were unpleased. However, the new businessman had near-full control of the company. He kicked the board of Directors out, replacing them with the Board of Meanies. However, the board instantly disliked the businessman and fired him.

Eventually, the Board of Meanies took over as the new CEO(s). They continued the horrible business practices that the others had left behind. How horrid.

Products

 * RealDelicious (formerly Tasty and Yummy and Cookies4Me)-The original Penguin Cookie
 * List o' RealDelicious Variants-The list of variants (excluding Minibites)
 * Cookie Minibites (formerly Tasty and Yummy IWaNtaC00kIe and before that, Cookies4You)-Penguin Cookie in mini-shaped form.
 * PuffleCookie-Puffle Cookie, the ones you see at you Puffle Food List.
 * Cookie Sandwich-Cookie Sandwhich, in between is where choclate flavour could be found.
 * Whole Wheaties-A Cookie that doesnt have Fat