User:Rocket Slug

They call me Rocket Slug, but that name brings back total cringe.

About Me

 * I've had an account here for almost seven years, and have been writing for that long.
 * My favorite color is pink; I love all things pink.
 * I'm very slowly learning electric guitar.
 * I'm almost never online, so it's rare for you to ever find me.

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Characters

 * Cabel von Injoface
 * Rocket Slug
 * Agent Meltie
 * Katie Finn (parody)
 * Label von Injoface
 * Lexi
 * Ally
 * Cabel X
 * Phineas34720
 * Jillymob
 * Amy (parody)
 * Kaylee Tulip (parody)
 * Chickpenguin (parody)
 * Kimmy1298
 * Xagent Xeltie
 * Mean Girlz
 * Ashleigh Dash (parody)
 * Bobbybill
 * Alyssa (parody)
 * CupcakeSlam
 * Director Penny
 * Henna Ifnthmu (parody)
 * James Crow
 * Maria Denise (parody)
 * Keziah (parody)
 * Rocket Slug X

Items

 * Team Blue Disease
 * Blobs of Fail
 * Emo Fashionz
 * Fire and Ice: the Game
 * Fizz Master Brand Soda
 * Penguin Tales (you'll need this)
 * Maria Pasta (parody-ish)
 * Slugster-Meltissimo/Quotes

Stories

 * Agent Meltie and the Wedding Crashers (complete parody)
 * Agent Meltie Gets Captured! (complete parody)
 * Club Penguin Vacation Gone Wild! (incomplete original)
 * Too Weird for Words (complete original)
 * Bad, Bad, Cream Cheese Bagel (incomplete parody)
 * A Rihanna Carol (complete parody)
 * Keeping Up With the Joneses (incomplete)
 * Quest for the Perfect Cleanser (complete)
 * Ten Minutes to Insanity (complete parody)