Reality Check (TV Show)/Transcript

This page includes the story of ALL the episodes starting with Episode 1.

Day 1
A penguin named Derek reached down and picked up the newspaper outside his door. The headline: Club Penguin To Implement New Server Technology. Derek was amazed at this feat of technology.

"Quite amazing, I do say myself!" Derek said to himself. He walked into his outside to find his green puffle, Greg, flying around with his new propeller cap.

"Hey Greg, check this out! Club Penguin is beta testing servers! They're like parallel universe!"

Greg hopped around Derek, smiling.

"What, Greg?" Derek asked. Greg looked up at him and squeaked, then starting to hop to Derek's office.

Greg came out dragging a brochure on the ground. Derek picked it up, it was a plane ticket to Club Penguin. "You want to go to Club Penguin Island to see the Servers, Greg?" Derek asked. Greg grinned and started to hop excitedly.

"All right Greg, we'll go next week," Derek said putting the ticket on the counter.

Day 7(A week later)
"All right Greg, tomorrow we get on the plane. But we have to wake up at 7:30 AM, okay?" Derek told his puffle. "So if my alarm clock doesn't work, wake me up instead!" he continued.

Greg nodded and started to bounce again, this time all across the room. Derek smiled and walked into the living room and turned on the TV. He got some fish out of the fridge and put it in his oven for 350 degrees.

"Nothing says home like a cooking fish and watching TV," Derek said to himself sitting down on his couch. He watched a couple of shows then decided to go to bed.

"Alright Greg, we have a big day tomorrow. So we better hit the sack," He said giving the left over fish to Greg.

He walked into his room and put on his sleeping cap. He turned off the light and hopped in bed.

Day 8
Derek woke up to the sound of his alarm going off. REW REW REW REW!! Derek slapped the clock so hard it fell off the table.

"Stupid alarm! Let me sleep!" Derek said stacking pillows over his ears.

He was just got comfortable when his green puffle jumped onto his back.

"OWWW! Greg, what do you think you're doing!?" Derek shouted as he got up out of the covers.

He looked down on his very excited green puffle, who was bouncing more than ever before.

"Alright, let's get ready to go. The plane leaves in a just an hour, and its a 40 minute drive," Derek said grabbing some clothes from his closet.

Greg hopped into the kitchen and started to eat his O' Berries, which were quiet stale. Derek could hear the crunching from his room and ran out to give Greg a fresh bowl, but by the time he got there the bowl was empty. He looked towards Greg, which suddenly burped in Derek's face.

"Greg, that is so disgusting! Bad puffle, don't burp in penguin's faces, bad puffle, bad bad!" Derek said getting up and walking back to his room.

Derek got dressed and headed towards the kitchen. He took some O' Berries, some Cream Soda, and 2 Rhopper Berries then put them in a blender. VVVRRROOOMM!! The outcome was a gooey black and purple liquid that made Greg hop away to a different room.

"Greg? Come on, it doesn't smell that bad!" Derek said drinking it.

When Derek was done he washed the cup in the sink and hurried to the door. He had to go in 5 minutes!

"Greg, we've got to go! Get out here now!" Derek shouted as he opened the front door and grabbed his luggage.

He walked out onto the hard packed snow and walked to the gate at the front of his house. He opened the gate as Greg came hopping out of the house.

"Greg, remember to lock that door!" Derek said putting the luggage in the back of his car.

He closed the back and got into the front. He started the car and drove off.

"Well we made it just in time, Greg!" Derek said looking over to the passenger seat.

But Greg wasn't in the passenger seat! Derek got nervous and started to look around the car.

"Greg, where are you?" he said turning back to the wheel.

Suddenly Greg popped up over Derek's head and squeaked. Then he bounced onto the passenger seat still smiling.

"Don't toy with my like that. We're late anyways," Derek scoffed at Greg as he drove.

When they made it to the airport the plane was 10 minutes away from taking off! Derek and Greg went through security pretty quick, but the smell from a food court threw them off. The smell of Fish And 'O Berry Pizza, their favorite kind of pizza. Derek suddenly regained self control.

"UGH! We don't have time, let's go," he said grabbing his puffle's leash.

He rushed down the hallway and looked for their plane.

"Squeak, Squeak!" Greg called out.

"What?" Derek replied looking down on Greg.

Greg leaned towards the plane they were suppose to get on.

"Good little puffle!" Derek said racing to the door.

He gave his ticket to the employee and rushed on. He was the last penguin on, and ended up in the way back. He sat and sighed, he was tired from all that running. He grabbed one of the little safety booklets and started to read it. It was funny to see the little penguins on the plane smiling, but when Derek turned the page it showed the plane exploding in mid air.

"Some safety booklet this is!" Derek said while shoving it back in the little slot in front of him.

"Alright passengers, please make sure your seat belts are buckled up tight, and you table trays are stowed. Thank for flying with us, and have a nice time," a flight attendant spoke through a microphone.

Derek tightened his seat belt up and laid back in his seat. His eyes started to flutter and he fell asleep in no time.

Day 9
It was 1:00 AM.The passenger behind Derek,the only creature besides the pilot and co-pilot that was awake on the plane,lowered his newspaper.He pulled out a comlink and put it in his ear.The comlink was Phazon Blue,and it had the logo of Dark Lorgas' Army on it.The passanger was a Phazon Trooper!

He said into the comlink,"KCK-113 reporting,my lord.I'm on the plane.According to PLR-991,the bombs are set."

Dark Lorgas replied "Good.Detonate the bombs at Club Penguin.Detonate the plane bomb when your about to land.Lorgas out.".The phazon trooper grinned silently.

This'll be good. he thought.

A flight attendant walked to the microphone and spoke into it.

"Attention passengers we will now be preparing to land on Club Penguin Island. So make sure your tray tables are stowed and yo seats in the up position. We hoped you had a good time flying with us," the flight attendant hung up the phone and started to walk down the aisle making sure everyone did as told.

Derek woke up when Greg started to bounce on him.

"Hmm. Thanks for waking me up buddy," Derek said patting Greg on the head.

Derek looked out the window and saw Club Penguin Island. It was incredible! It had large mountains, great forests, a retired volcano, and a huge waterfall. He then saw the small buildings, and then he saw the airport. The airport was located behind the Stadium, and connected to the Town.

"This is a nice little place. Huh, Greg?" Derek said looking out the window.

Suddenly,the plane exploded!

The blast was at the front of the plane, which caused it to drop. Derek suddenly found himself falling towards the water. He also saw that he was holding onto his puffle.

"AAAHHHHH!!" he screamed as he fell to the water.

There was a large splash as he and his puffle hit the water. Derek went unconscious, but Greg didn't. But Greg couldn't swim either, so the poor puffle was trying all its might to stay afloat. It kept squirming, bopping, but it did no good. The little puffle was about to drown when a penguin's flipper grabbed him. Greg looked at the penguin. He was Old Blue and had blonde hair. The penguin dived into the water, and 21 seconds later came back with Derek.

"I need to perform CPR," the Old Blue penguin said pushing down on Derek's chest.

The penguin did it 5 times till Derek suddenly spit out water at the penguin's face.

"FFFFWWOOOSSHH!" the water went flying and hit the Old Blue penguin's face directly.

"Gasp! Wheeze. Gasp. Wheeze!" Derek panted as he opened his eyes and looked around.

"What happened?" Derek asked looking around.

"My name is Samuel, and I just saved your life," the Old Blue penguin said sticking out his flipper to help Derek get up.

Derek put up his flipper and Samuel pulled him up.

"Well what happened?" Derek said.

"The plane exploded in mid air, I saw you and your puffle falling towards the water. So I came out as soon as I could put my boat in the water," Samuel said pointing to where the plane once was.

Derek looked up and saw Greg sitting on the railing above him. He patted Greg on the head softly and tried to get back up.

"Woah. No, you can't get back up. You need to rest my friend," Samuel softly pushed Derek down to the ground.

He told the penguin at the helm to drive the boat to the Server portal so they could go to the hospital in the Residence Server. The boat's prop started up and pushed the boat to the portal.

The EPF agents and Server computer controllers were being attacked by some Phazon troopers who were invading the computers.

"We can't let the computers get destroyed!" an EPF Agent shouted as he threw some snowballs.

"Too late! Those computers will blow up in 10 seconds!" Dark Lorgas cackled.

Dark Lorgas blasted a hole in the wall and jumped through it. Suddenly the computers exploded and so did everyone in the room. Dark Lorgas fell right into the portal before it closed, cackling the whole way.

"Plan, Antarctic Ruled By Me has begun! And it will succeed!" he rose his fists up cheering.

The portal closed. Then came back and grew, to envelope the Earth!

Suddenly,the portal closed,and there was a flash of bright light,knocking the three out.

Day ???
When the trio woke,an aqua penguin was standing over them.He had the Surfer wig,and was wearing an EPF grey suit.He was wearing round rectangle glasses, and had gauze over a flipper.

"You Okay?" he asked.

Derek fluttered his eyes and saw the penguin. He sat up right and looked around, but there was nothing to look at. Derek rubbed his eyes and looked around some more. He gasped at what he saw, PURPLE! Then he saw some black, and purple mixed with black. He though his eyes were going nuts, but when he saw the agent he was normal colored.

"What happened?" asked Derek.

"Something that you're glad you survived," The agent said allowing room for Derek to stand up.

"Where in the Rhopper Berries are we?" Samuel said standing up rubbing his head, "Oh, wow!"

The whole area was like a massive purple and black cloud storm. And then a couple miles away over a large canyon there was lighting. There were giant walls of purple and black clouds towering above the 4 penguins, and lighting going off beyond them.

"GRUB! Where are we?" a female penguin asked standing up, "Dad, where are we!?"

Samuel looked at the girl, "I don't know Happy77½."

"Wait, your daughter is Happy77½? The long lost twin sister of Happy77?" Derek gasped at Samuel.

Samuel hugged his daughter, "Yes. But I am not the father of Happy77."

Derek looked at Samuel puzzled and turned back to the EPF agent.

"So who are you?" he asked.

The agent took his glasses off to clean them, "I am Agent Lorgus. I'm a EPF agent who guards the Server super computers. Which crashed not long ago."

Every penguin but Lorgus and Derek gasped.

"What? What is so bad about that?" Derek asked.

"When the super computers crash all the dimensions crash into one. This rips the fabric of the universe, and creates reality errors. Apparently, we're in a reality error. A large one too," Lorgus said looking up,secretly smirking."It's all going according to plan!" he thought,for he was Dark Lorgas in disguise!

"So, um, we're in another, um, dimension?" Derek stuttered looking up as well.

Without the group's notice a fishing boat hanging above them suddenly fell off an edge, right above the group. The boat was a large fishing boat, about 26ft long and 12ft high.

Lorgus looked back up, "RRUUNN!!" everyone dashed out of the way as the boat crashed right where they were.

Derek was breathing quick and heavily, just as everyone else was.

"Is everyone okay?" Samuel stuttered.

Everyone said yes. Everyone got back up and examined the huge boat. It went down front first, and seemed to stay balance on the front. It was a fishing boat, that somehow got into the reality error.

"That almost killed me!" shouted Happy77½.

Everyone got back up on their feat and checked out the boat. They circled the thing for about 10 minutes till Happy77½ suggested an idea.

"We should go in and see what we could use in there," she said waddling to a large hole in the side.

"Okay," said Derek as he followed her into there.

It was very cramped inside, and a lot of wood was on the floor. Since it was on its side they had to walk on the sides of counters.

"There are tons of stuff we could use in here," Derek shouted to the others outside.

"Ya. Like ropes, wood, electronics.." Happy77½ said looking around.

"My question is how do we get out of here?" Samuel asked the group.

Everyone suddenly stopped and started to wonder about that. Greg even stopped flying around on his propeller cap. For about 30 minutes everyone just stood still, some even started to cry. And hour later Derek finally spoke up, the quietness drove him nuts.

"Well if I know my science fiction right, we came in through a portal. But not the portal used to jump through different servers, a reality error. Like the one we're in!" he said scratching below his beak.

Everyone kind of looked at him and nodded, it seemed possible to them all.

"Well we just can stand here and do nothing! Let's make this place livable and build a fort," Samuel said while pulling a piece of wood out of the crashed boat.

Everyone obeyed, and started to work on it too. Samuel suggested that they build it out of the boat, and make a wall around the fort. So they begin taking pieces of wood and building them into large walls around where the boat was. The walls were 6f tall, and 6ft wide each.

Samuel hammered one last nail then shouted, "The last nail has been put in! Fort's done."

Everyone smiled, though now there was barely any wood to build a shelter. Not enough to build one big enough for them all. Derek and everyone else moaned about this. Derek started to walk away when he tripped over a piece of wood. He landed face first sending black and purple cloud into the air. Samuel grabbed one and realized it was like clay.

"Hey! This stuff is like clay, maybe we could use this to build a shelter?" he suggested holding up the cloud.

Suddenly a streak of lighting hit the cloud in Samuele's flipper, shooting him back.

"AHHH!" he screamed as he hit the wall.

He was in much pain, and his flipper had a black mark on it. The flipper was extremely hot, and he pinched below it trying to cut off blood.

"Samuel!" everyone said in union.

They rushed over to him and looked at his flipper, it was badly burnt and left a huge scar.

"Dad, are you okay?" Happy77½ asked her father.

Samuel didn't say a word, he just clinched his beak and tossed around.

Lorgus backed away tripping over something. He looked at his feet and saw a rock.

"What in the world!?" he said grabbing the rock and looking at it.

The rock was in the same place Samuel was when the lighting struck him. Lorgus looked closely and suddenly came up with a crazy idea.

"Hey guys, was this the purple cloud thing Samuel was holding?" he said holding the rock up to the rest.

"I think so. Why?" Derek asked.

"Well, I think this is a little far fetched. But I think maybe this became real when the lighting hit it," Lorgus said examining the rock closely.

"That is far fetched, but that rock wasn't here before. So maybe it is true," Derek said as he waddled over to Lorgus.

Suddenly robots came flying in. They started to shoot lazers at the group. "AUGH! Run!" everyone shouted as they ran off.

"This way! Into to the fort!" Derek shouted as he led the group towards the fort.

They got inside, but the robot blew down the wall and came after them! Everyone panicked and ran in different directions. Happy77½ ran to the cliff and was suddenly grabbed by a robot.

"Help me!" she shouted.

"Happy77½! Sweetie, don't worry!" Samuel said as he rushed after the bots.

But the robots were too fast and escaped with Happy77½, but they left a note for the group. Samuel walked towards it and picked it up.

"What's this say? 'Dear earthly survivors, you have destroyed the universe with your Servers. We have taken your female member, and will hold her until you leave this place forever!'" Samuel read.

Everyone looked at him sadly.

"This doesn't even make any sense!" Samuel shouted out over the canyon.

Day 2 of ????
The group had made a campfire from the purple clouds, and they all sat around it.

"We're not along," Derek said looking at the fire.

"You think? My daughter was kidnapped!" Samuel angrily replied.

"I was just saying.." Derek was about to say something when Samuel interrupted him.

"Saying what!? I lost my daughter, of course we're alone!" Samuel stood up over the fire.

"Calm down, Samuel!" Derek said looking up at him.

Samuel sat back down and grumbled.

"Tomorrow we better go look for them," Lorgus said.

"They went over the canyon, how do we follow them?" Derek said leaning back and looking up.

"We'll build a airplane with the purple clouds," Lorgus replied picking some purple cloud up.

"Good idea!" Samuel shouted, his voice echoing across the canyon.

"Ya, well we better start building it now," Derek said petting Greg.

Samuel waddled over to some purple cloud and started to mold it into a shape of a plane.

He motioned for the other to come over and help him, so they did.

"We should be done with it tomorrow," Lorgus added in as he picked up some purple cloud.

Derek quoted, "That's the perks of modern technology."