YourAverageWalrusN00b

YourAverageWalrusN00b is an anonymous Walrus who sent a message out on Walrus Radio and every radio station in the continent. He later hacked into the TV network and repeated the same message. The newspapers soon released it too as the front page and that really freaked out everyone. He later said he was nicknamed YourAverageWalrusN00b since he was considered a Walrus who done nothing special and many Walri saw him as a n00b but it is believed that he has lost the nickname ever since. He sent one last broadcast saying that he'd been promoted to officer for what he did.

The Message
I

A m

M ostly

T oo

H ot-Headed,

E ffluent in

W hining

A bout

L oosing

R eal

U nderstanding, I.E im

S tupid

As you can see, the first letter of each sentance spells out IAMTHEWALRUS. When AverageWalrusN00b hacked into the TV he put the message as IAMTHEWALRUS and used his own voice to say the message. IAMTHEWALRUS was later put on the newspaper the next day. Everyone freaked out as they believed that the Walrus Crime Ring had taken over the media industry.