User:Star kirby12/Random Story

Just something I thought I'd make. Everyone can join in. One sentence per edit, please. Don't edit again until another person edits, or unless 72 hours have passed

One day...

A bank blew up.

From the debris, a bunch of arsonists emerged.

Their next stop? A gas station.

They demanded gas and threatened with a banana.

The banana turned out to be not just a banana, but a rather large, menacing and scary-looking mini-death ray gun, complete with subatomic lasers, proton-beams, as well as complimentary cup-holders for those that bring drinks along with them to rob places.

Someone walked on the footpath and tripped on the ray gun, destroying the universe itself.

But the universe reformed itself, so everything was okay.

Eventually IGN rated the universe 10/10 for being okay.

Meanwhile,

Bananas with eyes, hands, and feet tried to take over the world.

They failed and died.

Now they were zombie bananas.

Swiss Ninja arrived with a icebullet machine gun, shooting them down.

Slender called 50 Jetpack-riding monkeys to the scene, each holding a banana on its hand.

Penstubal then swore at Swiss Ninja and got blocked for a month.

A computer came and ate all the zombie bananas, as well as, well, anything else that was mixed in the clump of undead fruit.

The computer, meanwhile, was actually not a computer, but a powerful calculator and begun calculating the mass of the universe.

And then, of course, it exploded.

Out of the explosion came one penguin-sized puffle and one hundred puffle-sized penguins.

The Reader chose to fight the hundred puffle-sized penguins as they would stand no chance.

The Reader looked like Godzilla to the hundred puffle-sized penguins.

Unfortunately the Reader's mother caught him/her overplaying on his/her computer and grounded him/her for a week.

Suddenly a pink marshmallow ate the puffle-sized penguins and turned into a penguin.

The penguin then ate a fish for no apparent reason.

Then the penguin caught X-Virus.

Then the penguin spat out an antibody holding a pineapple.

The antibody then slapped everybody in sight using the pineapple.

The pineapple, however, was not a pineapple but was actually a radioactive hammer.

Then, the X-Antibody caught the Y-Virus, started coughing and accidentally dropped the hammer into a hole.

The radioactive hammer then hit a radioactive bomb, and destroyed the world, but luckily, Director Benny disapproved it, rollbacked the action before the world was completely destroyed to bits, and the world was back to normal while the X-Antibody coughed out his Y-Antibody.

The Y-Antibody first saw an angry guardian angrily freezing the radioactive bomb.

Then, Mabel randomly appeared and satrted yelling at everyone.

The Y-Antibody then got some funny ideas, and he very insolently managed to grab Mabel, and, using her as a substitute hammer, began to slap everybody in sight with her, causing many spectators to laugh at her plight, and some very loud and strange-sounding insults, such as "YOU NOISOME ₰№₥¶₡S!!!" and "PUSILLANIMOUS ♣¥₮৳₳¤‽§S!!".

Then a fire occurred in the building hosting the internet servers and halted all progress, which was inconvenient.

All the writers of this story sighed and sat around the waiting room, bored while checking their phones and laptops to see when the Internet would be back on.

One, still with internet and laughing maniacally, made Mabel's brain melt and created as many Kermit clones as he could, and they collectively complained about how hard it is being green.

Penstubal then got angry at Kermit clones for existing and got blocked for a month.

The only girl in the group actually still avidly interested in the story (hence her editing first before anybody else does, in previous days) suddenly got her Internet back, but then a random wireless pole crashed through the building and bonked her on the head, rendering the point that too much of a good thing is not necessarily still a good thing, though in a very longwinded version, which renders itself very pointless in the end, as in these days nobody bothers themselves to go and read a sentence that's overly long and can be expressed in one line, but I digress, so let's get back on point...meanwhile, the Kermit clones, after angering Penstubal, somehow functioning sans Internet, managed to become reality due to everybody liking and applauding them, and invaded the world.

Because the Kermit clones invaded the world, everybody, including the real Kermit, started disliking them, and they were deleted, after which Constantine got angry at the real Kermit for not being deleted and got blocked for two months.

Everybody got filled with schadenfreude about what happened to Constantine and Mabel, and the entire population of the world (count that!), including all the prisoners (being set free to enjoy the celebration) laughed at their plight and celebrated; meanwhile, Dr. Aye-Que set off something that looked like a firework.

Penstubal watched the thing getting set off, all while standing still and having a neutral facial expression, out of fear of doing something that could get him blocked, but unfortunately for him he got blocked anyway.

And then Doctor Aye-Que got all the Destruction Gems and assembled the Kermitity Gauntlet and snapped Ninjinian out of existence and everyone was very sad.

Everybody realized that Doctor Aye-Que had set off a kind of magnet-firework-thingy, which enabled it to attract all the Destruction Gems before Constantine could do it before he got unblocked in 2019, but then a very furious Mayor McFlapp tried banning him; it didn't work, but instead, he managed to push a huge, 10,000-newton boulder on top of him (oddly, it didn't hurt him whatsoever), which was a handy alternative to banning; he then tried to get Ninjinian to exist again, but instead conjured up his bandana, but he soon realized it was Ninjinian himself, except he suddenly now existed in a talking bandana, and everybody started celebrating again.

Then Aye-Que used the telekinesis gem to send the boulder into deep space (size matters not) and snapped twice, erasing the new Ninjinian and Mayor McFlapp.

Director Benny felt forced to intervene, by first deleting the Kermitity Gauntlet and the Destruction Gems, restoring Mayor McFlapp and Ninjibandana, and then summoning The Reader, alias Godzilla, by now no longer grounded, to fight Aye-Que, on the premises that this was backfired revenge and a test whether Aye-Que really was as tough, smart, etc. as all that, as Aye-Que might stand no chance.

Fortunately for Aye-Que, the Reader was too lazy to do anything apart from bingewatching his/her favourite television series, and Aye-Que escaped, but then, in a sudden plot twist, Bernie the Tour Guide began pestering him with the offer of one of his tours.

Then, they went to the dock dojo.

Aye-Que didn't know that the dock dojo existed, but Bernie proved otherwise; when he realised that he had suddenly been transported into an alternate reality zone where humans control penguins and other creatures via tapping on computers, he tried to escape, but unfortunately for him, Bernie had him on an inescapable puffle leash, which forced him to listen to Bernie's awful tour.

Then one of the humans, who was an admin, didn't like another human's edit, so they had an edit war and the admin abused power to ban the other human.

Aye-Que was reminded of a certain penguin obsessed with crosses, and he intervened by jumping out, losing Bernie's grasp on the leash, and he walloped the admin with a random spanner he was holding; luckily for his reputation, the admin wasn't really well-liked anyway, so the remaining humans had a vote to unban the banned human and another admin banned the bad admin.

Then another admin was promoted and he misunderstood a word in another edit and abused power to ban the user who made the edit forever.

Suddenly, a user who was writing out this story and had supreme control of over what happened to the humans and to the penguins/puffles got tired, and switched off her computer, forgetting to save her latest edit in the process.

As the latest edit was the most important thing was about to happen, the entire world was plunged into chaos, and very nearly ceased to exist because nobody was spectating it anymore; fortunately, a random philosopher guy whom nobody could understand walked in, stated a few random unintelligible quotes which turned out to be some kind of weird magic, and the world was saved (automatically becoming an anarchist/socialist utopia in the process), but unfortunately, as the dreamers/natural rulers were wondering whether they should make any laws or not, another philosopher guy walked in and stated that since the guy who saved the world spoke pseudo-nonsense, then everybody else should speak pseudo-nonsense, too, so eventually literally everybody else began talking gibberish too.

Then Aye-Que, who was still around for some reason, began speaking common sense and was thrown into prison, undoing all the universe, the BoF and the unintelligible philosopher guy's hard work and making it into a dictatorship of the natural born leaders/scientists; eventually all the real anarchists/socialists were exiled to a faraway place called "Siberia", and so there they then planned a revolution with the help of some other exiled opposing philosopher guys.

Sadly, the revolutionaries opened a newspaper and discovered that during their time in "Siberia" they missed 6 philosophical-sociological lectures and 3 exhibitions, therefore traumatizing them and asking Aye-Que to lead the Revolution instead; Aye-Que became so confused he invented a new type of computer and realized his mistake three hours afterwards.