Sodahopper

Sodahopper is the jolly uncle of Rockhopper and father of Cream Soda Popinski and Spider880 who is obsessed with drinking cream soda. He is so obsessed that he spends his life doing so. Sodahopper doesn't care about anything else but cream soda, even abandoning his own son on Palm Island after getting drunk. His intimate behaviour is a textbook example of effects after drinking too much cream soda. His location is unknown.

Background
Sodahopper is the uncle of Rockhopper and the brother of Jockhopper. As a child, Sodahopper's real name was unknown and he had not discovered his devotion to soda until Jockhopper accidentally spilled some on him. Instantly, Sodahopper loved it, soon finding barrels full of cream soda and drinking it all in a gulp. From that day on, he was known as Sodahopper.

Later in life, Sodahopper fell in love with a female penguin in a coastal town in the Snowviet Union, and they would soon after have a chick named Cream Soda Popinski. However, this relationship wouldn't last. The woman got tired of Sodahopper's drinking, and kicked him and their young chick out. So, Sodahopper reluctantly raised the chick on his own. However, he didn't stop drinking Cream Soda, and thus Popinski watched his father and learned to enjoy Cream Soda himself. After that, they bonded over their love of the drink, and Sodahopper was happy to let his son tag along wherever he went. Eventually Popinski moved out to pursue a career in boxing, and Sodahopper continued on with his daily life.

Sodahopper would later became a single father again, this time with Spider880. He was excited to raise Spider like he "raised" Popinski, but one night he sailed to Palm Island and accidentally abandoned his son there after drinking too much Cream Soda. For a few months, Sodahopper was distraught, searching everywhere for Spider (since he had forgotten where he had left him), but eventually he gave up and made his way to Club Penguin to search for more cream soda to drink his problems away.

Today, Sodahopper roams the streets of Club Penguin in an inebriated state. Many who were familiar with him would know better than to startle or question him.

Involvement
Sodahopper's daily routine is simple - he wakes up, drinks cream soda, eats breakfast, drinks cream soda, drinks more cream soda, drinks even more cream soda and then sleeps. No one knows how he could survive without any funding, at least not from himself...

Drunk effects
Most of the time, Sodahopper would be drunk - a state in which the mind is confused and not functioning due to excess cream soda consumption. Sodahopper would usually walk (literally walk, he doesn't seem to waddle during this period) like a zombie, start attacking penguins, vomit and faint. He is banned in the majority of the pubs in his hometown(s).

External funding
Sodahopper does not have a job, yet he is able to purchase all the cream soda he hails for. It is rumored he has received external funding from Rockhopper. Since Rockhopper doesn't really have a job either along with the rest of the family, and although Rockhopper does earn money, it is rumored that he has relations with another party. Not just any party, though, it is said that a high-profile, powerful govenrment official regularly sends money to him. It is not sure whom, although TSP is instantly struck off the list of candidates.

Quotes
"WHERE BE YER *HICCUP* CREAM SODA, MATEY?"

"I BE ON THE HUNT *HICCUP* FOR SOME CREAM SODA! ARRR!"

Trivia

 * Sodahopper has strange reactions to cream soda, such as getting lifelong hiccups.
 * Many thought Rockhopper loved cream soda the most, but they all changed their mind after seeing Sodahopper drinking cream soda all day long.
 * Once, when he couldn't find Cream Soda for a day, he went on a rampage and started attacking everybody.
 * He is banned from all bars in Chinstrap and Club Penguin.
 * Sodahopper is known for being willing to do almost anything for some Cream Soda.

Links

 * Rockhopper
 * Jockhopper
 * Cream Soda Popinski
 * Spider880
 * Palm Island
 * Cream Soda