All Scan Incident

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The mishap known as the "All Scan Incident" involved some malicious software, two Bureau of Fiction office workers and a bullied employee known as Daniel "Short Dan" Pavlova.

The event
The event was recorded on security camera and was used as evidence. Illustrator Keith accidentally dropped the tape into a teleport and it ended up in the flippers of Aunt Arctic.

'''Two officeworkers are sitting, writing up plot stories. One pulls out a laptop and inserts a disc called "All Scan".'''

Officeworker 2: Whatcha got there?

Officeworker 1: All Scan Anti Haxor.

Officeworker 2: All Scan?

Officeworker 1: Yeah, All Scan...

''Officeworker 1 checks his computer, and the computer screen is filling up with error messages. He tries frantically to delete them, but then a giant picture of a Walrus covers the screen.''

Officeworker 1:...It's malicious!

Voice: Delicious?

A short penguin's head slowly comes into sight over the office cubicle.

Short Dan Pavlova: Short Dan is delicious!

Officeworker 1: WHAT?!?

Short Dan: I heard you! Short Dan is delicious!

Officeworker 1: No, I said All Scan is malicious.

He points at his computer screen.

Short Dan (mimics): "All Scan is malicious!" You expect me to believe that?

Officeworker 1 points at Officeworker 2.

Officeworker 1: Yeah--

Short Dan, now in tears: HAH!

He points to and from the officeworkers, then stops at Officeworker 1.

Short Dan: Pathetic!

He runs away and out of the department, tears streaming down his face.

Officeworker 1 picks up his laptop and the CD case and calls after Short Dan, stammering.

Officeworker 1: But, but, All Scan, Anti Haxor, is, is...malicious!

Officeworker 2 looks at Officeworker 1 with a "we are so dead" expression.

Result
Short Dan, a victim of office bullying because of his last name, reported this to Mayor McFlapp. After a trial, the two officeworkers and Short Dan were fired. All Scan, which was really a virus from the Walrus Crime Ring, was taken off the shelves.