Team Blue Disease

Puteulanus morbus, more commonly referred to as Team Blue Disease, is a non-communicable rare disease that causes the whole body to turn blue and white, akin to the blue-and-white face paint worn by the fans of the Blue Team. There are many side effects and phases, and a cure is improbable, but not impossible to find. There are nine phases before the victim's body turns blue and white and before their breathing gets complicated.

History
The first recorded case of Team Blue Disease was a young penguin who, after accidentally ingesting some odd food at a Team Blue vs. Team Red game, began to experience the game in ten times its speed. During the duration of the game, he entered every single phase, causing the fans in the stands to becoming growingly concerned. At first, it looked as if he was just a highly loyal fan getting into the team spirit, but the phases he went through became more and more concerning and life-threatening. The final phase brought him to the hospital, where his skin was permanently blue and white.

Phases
Phase 1: The penguin's vision begins to speed up. (ex. if you were watching TV, your show speeds up x10.)

Phase 2: The penguin's voice begins to crack when speaking, and speaking is more labored.

Phase 3: The penguin begins to show signs of narcolepsy (severity is varied).

Phase 4: The penguin hallucinates, with images varying from victim to victim. When they go to sleep, they have strange Blue/Red/Oranje/Green/Yellow/Purple Team dreams and nothing else.

Phase 5: The penguin constantly wiggles and squirms. Their brain suddenly shuts off, but normal bodily functions within the bloodstream and brainstem continue as normal, just slowed. Talking or breathing attempts might produce squeaking noises.

Phase 6: The penguin begins to get blue spots all over them, which will fade away slowly overtime but eventually resemble the Team Blue face paint. Their brain begins to work properly, but anything resembling a coherent thought is often related to the team itself.

Phase 7: The penguin begins to dance uncontrollably.

Phase 8: The penguin tends to lose balance more often, as their center of balance is disrupted.

Phase 9: The penguin begins to scream in l33t, "Mµ$7 937 1nh4£3r!", even if they have zero previous knowledge of this strange language. This is the final stage, and the blue-and-white colors are the most vibrant they will ever be.

Side Effects

 * Nausea


 * A Xet-like array of slang (like calling RS 'one of his own.')


 * Singing at the dinner table. That's illegal.


 * Farting and other forms of gastrointestinal distress

Trivia

 * Despite its origins and name, Team Blue Disease is not exclusive to Team Blue. Ideally, any colors are possible, but blue is the most frequent and the origin of its name.
 * Many tests have been done in an attempt to figure out its origins, but so far, no research has proven successful.
 * Strangely, Snow is researching a similar disease with the Brownie Research Lab. This version affects puffles.

Known Survivors

 * Jillymob