User blog:TurtleShroom/Project Epic Offspring and Offshoot Foresight/Claude's Song

The Frollo parody is named Clauderashroollo, pronounced "CLAUDE-DARE-UH-SHROO-YO". For short, folks call him "Claude".

He struggles with conflict of self. His mother Dara, his father TurtleShroom, where does he go? With Dara's miserly-loving brutality and TurtleShroom's conscience and urge to make the world purer, where can he go?

In this song, he sings about his "man versus self" burden and his conscience, that weighs down on him like a bench press on a weakling.



Lyrics
MELODY

{Music opens, epic choir. Clauderashroollo is the singer.} Oh Beata Dara, You know such misery I incrue... I make weapons and sell them around. Oh Beata Dara, You know my father's purer than the common vulger Un-CP writing clown, -and yet mother Dara, Why I'm cursed with guilt to bear, Why I feel bad for things that fit your rule, I fight it, I spite it, -but none can stop that voice in there, Telling me what I do is cruel!

My conscience! Have mercy! My fam'ly lies in shame! Oh Dara, Necisty, I'm Jones only n name!

It's not my fault! I'm not ashamed! It's the crack pairing my mom and dad's to blame!

I'm not at fault! It's DNA! Oh how sadist and a zealot should have stayed  AWAY!!

Please help me, dear momma! Don't let my conscience tear me 'part Don't let this guilt crush all that I do own! ERASE my dad's conscience! -AND LET IT BE CAST INTO DISS, OR GIVE ME SOME FORM OR WAY TO JUST ATONE!

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{music cuts} Minion: Your honor, the Mwa Mwas have escaped!

Claude: WHAT?!?

Minion: They're nowhere in the dungeon! They're gone!

Claude: -but HOW? ........never mind! Get out, you idiot! I'll purge them, I'll purge them even if I have to burn down all of Chi Con! That will be my atonement!

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{music resumes} OH FATHER, I'M SORRY, THIS PATH WHICH I HAVE TURNED!

MY FATHER, UPLOADED!

SHOW MERCY WHEN I..... BURN!!!

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{Claude falls to the floor and takes out an item. Clutching it tightly, he please...}

Claude (whispering): Ye have mercy on, him... ye have mercy on, me...

{Claude gets back up.}

Claude: MWA MWAS WILL ALL DIE, EVEN IF.........  I..............      $$BURN$$!!!!!!!!!!

$$Fin.$$