Yucky Juice

Yucky Juice is a green, pudding-like liquid said to turn penguins into Mwa Mwa Penguins, and is not necessarily an age regression item (remember, Mwa Mwa Penguins are full-grown penguins, not chicks) but changes the gene structure to closely resemble a Mwa Mwa Penguin's. However, the user "grows up" after 36+ hours, the number increasing with every dose until the victim is eventually a Mwa Mwa permanently, and immune to Nummy Cakes.

Ingredients

 * 1/16 Fat Weed


 * 1/4 Ditto (A, not B or the user will spontaneously combust, not C because the user will turn into a nerd)


 * 1/4 Cactus Juice


 * 1/8 Snossberry


 * 1/16 OxiPie filling

The dose does not matter, each mixture must have these fractions of ingredients. Horrible things will happen otherwise. Read on for directions how to mix.

1. Bring a pot the width of all raw ingredients horizontally (NOT the length) full of water to a rolling boil.

2. Mix Ditto A and Cactus Juice in a bowl vigorously for 5 minutes.

3. In another bowl, mix the Fat Weed and OxiPie vigorously for 5 minutes.

4. Pour the mixture of Fat Weed and OxiPie filling into the Ditto A and Cactus Juice mixture. It should have a sticky, extremely jello-like texture.

5. Boil the mixture in the pot for 20 minutes or until you can pull a fork out of the mixture. 1 penguin needs a minimum 1 pound of yucky juice to turn into a Mwa Mwa Penguin, though the correct dose is 5 pounds or more. If being used to taint food, inject the correct dose into the food. Sugar will render the juice tasteless so the victim does not know of it.

Effects and Duration
The victim instantaneously becomes a Mwa Mwa after the correct dose, though they need to be unconscious if given a raw dose. Wearing a bay bee suit tainted in yucky juice keeps it from wearing off instantaneously. At first the victim cannot walk, talk correctly, or control themselves well, and their feathers are yellow. Their genes exactly copy a Mwa Mwa's, and Vocal Cola is the only thing that can allow them to speak correctly. They will look like THIS:



Slowly, the victim will learn to waddle, control themselves more, and begin to be more fluent in speech. Their feathers will gradually revert to their original color. Then, they will experience a growth spurt and eventually become a Wiguin. Wiguins may or may not turn back into a Mwa Mwa, but eventually, if they steer clear of bay bees, they will revert to their original selves. This proccess can be avoided by eating a Nummy Cake to revert to the original self in the blink of an eye.