User:Bugzy/A Girlfriend Battle in Soviet Russia consisting of Two Twins

Hello children! Gather round by the fire and you will hear the joyous tale of two people who are both of their mothers, which is a story ol' Bugzy pulled out of his butt whilst dropping ye olde kidney stone. Please be wary as this story will confuse you, and make absolutely no sense whatsoever. I advise you not to read it, let's read on!

Characters

 * Ben 100022 - Kesak's Mother
 * Kesak11 - Ben's Mother
 * Yorkie - The internet girl that Ben and Kesak fight over.
 * Barkjon - Waves a Soviet Russia flag.
 * Sharkbate - The big teddy bear, only when Kesak and Ben Mother!
 * Quilla23 - Ben and Kesak's annoying Mother (Not a Mother for Banjo&Kazooie!)
 * Hat Pop - Speaks in Quorse Code, here's an example; ??? ?? ???? ?? ?????
 * Code 1125 - Leopold "Butters" Stotch.
 * The A-Kong - Soviet Russia's Donkey Kong.

[] - This is my #5 favorite SOVIET RUSSIA song.

K? Read

Chapter 1: Meet BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Today, you are going to learn about this guy. His name is BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.



Yes, that is the evil scheming fat boy himself. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN is against Soviet Russia and its beliefs, but finds sanctuary from the pwnage life of the Soviet Union online.

The problem is, this poor soul takes the internet too seriously, and by the pic, has gotten quite a few kilos from eating potato chips in the basement. Soon he will advance into Phase III, which is starting to play World of Warcraft.

Another problem he has is because of his hatred towards the Soviet Union, he has cut himself off from his human kind, and finds comfort in the online creatures that spawn on the internet. Remember that now.

Chapter 2: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN meets Yorkie
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN was having a merry stroll in his favorite game Club Penguin, when he noticed a peach colored penguin. For some weird and strangely disgusting reason, this poor soul fell in love with the pink blob;

"OMG UR HOT COM TUH MAH IGLEWW." BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN said;

"What is your problem?!" the peach penguin replied;

"I HAFF TOOOO MANEH PRUBLEMZ TUH LIZT."

"That's nice" the penguin said, waddling off (in a hurry, too)

"WAT!1!1 SHE DUEZNT LIEK MEH, DIZ MUST B THE WORK OF MY EVIL MOTHER KESAK!1!1 OMG I WILL PWN HIM."

Ben started to speak some uncomprehensible internet language far greater than leet.

And once he finished his rambling...

Nothing happened, so he went to look for his Mother, Kesak.

Chapter 3: Meet Kesak
Today, you are going to learn about this guy. His name is Kesak;



Now this guy is Ben's Mother, and Kesak is also Ben's Mother.

What problems does this guy have? For one, this wiki is censored, so I have very limited material to work with. Someone pay me money now.

If you wanted a real reason, he has an army of invisible friends. These invisible friends will apparently vandalize wikis, yet not know that they will all get banned once someone proves they exist. He is also adapt at lying, and can lie his way out of a wet paper bag, which is a dang ol' bad thing to do. Practising to be a noob is illegal in Soviet Russia as it is like practising Dark Magic in Harry Potter. Remember that now.

Chapter 4: I really don't think that title was funny (AKA BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN and Kesak's Fight)
We pause...

"ZOMG U STOLL MAH E-NET GURLFRUND, IMA GO PWN U" BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN yelled.

"Yes!" Kesak screamed.

"OOH OOH OOH HAH HAH HAH HAH!" The A-kong said, throwing a DK barrel;

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN punched Kesak. Kesak upper jabbed BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

"Wow, you guys have some serious issues." Yorkie said.

"Fine, just so that you guys shut up, I'll pick who I want to be with.."

"I WANT TO BE WITH BUGZY."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN and Kesak yelled together;

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Bugzy yelled once he heard the news;

Resolved so quick? Looks like it is. That was a pretty crap fight by the way.