Oh Crapsody

Oh Crapsody is a cheesy musical rhapsody written collectively by the Jones Family in response to the massive hate fest generated by Sanchonachos and members of the Hochstadt Family who felt that TurtleShroom was ruining the United States of Antarctica. It unintentionally broke the Fourth Wall, but that was not intended by any of the lyricists.

It was a huge success amongst the Turtlenators and scorned by the Turtlehaters, but that is life.

Lyrics
MELODY Is this my last life? Death by democracy? Targeted by spite, Trust my fate to the balloting.

I am surprised, Removing seniority..... I'm just a censor, I rule in purity,

You see I Never change, Never so, Stubborn guy, Far too slow.

Any way the wind blows, I still stay the same way.... You see... You see.......................

Voters, Don't kill this man. Now my fate is in your hands, Recall I helped build this land.

Voters, This is never fun. 'Cause now they 'wanna send me on, my way...

Allies, oooh, This is not my last goodbye, I'll be back again this time tommorrow!

Carry on, carry on, Hope to be be in power...

I wait, Has my time come? There's shivers down my spine, As the ballots are aligned. Good bye, To my power, It's got to go... Made to leave it all behind 'Cause loopholes rule...

Voters, ooooh.... I don't want to die.. I do wish to keep on to my sysop role!

{INSTRUMENTAL}

I hear conspiritory whispers of two men! It's a coup It's a coup Those rights wern't for that goal!

Abusing a man's thread To make TurtleShroom dead Eeek!

KILL THE TURTLE (KILL THE TURTLE) KILL THE TURTLE (KILL THE TURTLE) Kill the turtle Swiss Nacho! It's corrupt-oh! (Oh-oh-oh-oh!)

I'm just a censor Who serves the wiki! HE IS A CENSOR SERVED TWO YEARS AND FOR FREE! TWELVE THOUSAND WORKS DESERVES BUREAUCRACY!

All my work All I've done Will you let me go?

Swiss Ninja! NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

LET ME GOOOOOOOO!

Sancho says WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

LET ME GOOOOOOOO!

We're spiteful WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO LET ME GO WILL NOT LET YOU GO LET ME GO WILL NOT LET YOU GO LET ME GO OH-OH-OH-OH!

DE DE DE DE DE DE-MOTE!

Im'ma sysop Im'ma sysop Im'ma sysop Don't demote!

OUTLAWING GAYS AND THE DEVIL IS NOT TYRANNY, TYRANNY, TYRANNNNE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!!

So you think you'll demote me -and that's goodbye?

So you think you'll make change Without me to whine?

Oh, baby, It won't work that way baby, Just 'gotta go type Just 'gotta go type Filibuster.

{INSTRUMENTAL}

Can not stop the Turtle, I'm still on Wiki, Sancho doesn't matter... Swissy doesn't matter... To me.......................................

[FIN]

Reception
"This song is no rhapsody, but is truly a crapsody."

- XTUX Hun

"Reminds me of Aunt Agatha's singing!"

- Fudd Lapooh

"Even though this is crap, it is far better then all the other junk out there, far better then that *"Even though this is crap, it is far better then all the other junk out there, far better then that *{{quote|Even though this is crap, it is far better then all the other junk out there, far better then that *$&^*#%#* Beethoven (or whatever his phreakin' name was)! I give it a 4.0|Mabel, giving this song the highest rating the has even given out}}^*#%#* Beethoven (or whatever his phreakin' name was)! I give it a 4.0"

- Mabel, giving this song the highest rating the has even given out ^*#%#* Beethoven (or whatever his phreakin' name was)! I give it a 4.0"

- Mabel, giving this song the highest rating the has even given out

"Lovely, darling. Your singing reminds me of myself, though I'm much better though."

- Aunt Agatha

"Worst......Crapsody.....ever."

- Tails6000 }