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Images
Hi, you don't need to upload pictures, a bot will do that. Dancing Penguin 13:50, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

What bugs? Dancing Penguin 13:53, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

Importing
Bot will handle images, and you're not supposed to copypasta. Importing imports the FULL history of a page; copypasta only pastes the current edition. Explorer 767 14:39, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

Yep
Now that you have admin powers you can use Special:Import to import (which is easier) Dancing Penguin 15:00, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

Permission
I am making a virtual world with a friend and I was wondering if Snowzerland could become a country there, along with Swiss Ninja as it's leader.

It would be the CPFW's representative country and you would be acknowledged as the creator of Snowzerland and Swiss Ninja.

Your popularity and fame on the wiki would be increased, as having your fan content in a real video game is a big honor.

Not even the startrek fan fiction wikis get that!--XTUX [[User Talk:XTUX345|is on teh job! 11:35, 3 November 2010 (PDT)

Permission
I am making a virtual world with a friend and I was wondering if Snowzerland could become a country there, along with Swiss Ninja as it's leader.

It would be the CPFW's representative country and you would be acknowledged as the creator of Snowzerland and Swiss Ninja.

Your popularity and fame on the wiki would be increased, as having your fan content in a real video game is a big honor.

Not even the startrek fan fiction wikis get that!--XTUX [[User Talk:XTUX345|is on teh job! 11:35, 3 November 2010 (PDT)

War
Snowzerland, Viking Empire, Freezeland, UnitedTerra, Dorkugal, the Pengolias (SN bribest Penghis and Penguinsky to help the invasion in exchange for land), MAI. Wait, WHAA?

I can see Snowzerland and the Viking Empire. But not Freezeland. Freezeland hates SN. As for United Terra, they hate Swiss's guts. As for Dorkugal, they have no resources to go to war with. As for the Pengolias, Penghis and Penguinsky can't be together at all. Swiss would only choose one. That leaves like, Snowzerland, Viking Empire, and possibly MAI and West/East Pengolia. I don't think you should try to take over the USA. All statistics are pretty much against it. --Austin8310 23:44, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

Birthday Present
Thanks; it's a neat image.

BTW, don't upload images yourself. A bot will handle them. (Same reason as not copypasting.)  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( EBUL! IT IS WRITTEN! SUCCESS! SUCCESS!  )   View this template   23:37, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

RE.
Burn SPC to the ground? WHOA BAD MOVE.

There are a LOT of civilians there. Doing that would screw his allies.

Plus, the reason I said the Hochstadt Gang was untouchable wasn't a compliment or a fact, it was critisim. They need to suffer greater losses sometimes (you've improved). Anyway tho, I really don't think that they could recruit United Terra because them and the Snoss hate eachother, and still, the USA has a lot of troops. They defeated Darktan.

And the crux?

I don't think the Masters would agree. Swiss'd get stomped out. Anyway, I'd be a little more reasonable.--Austin8310 00:05, 7 November 2010 (UTC)

I don't think the Free Republics would agree with that. One, they get along very well with the USA -- stable relations. Two, a lot of them have economical connections with the USA. Dorkugal and Freezeland would suffer if the USA had to cut off the SABER, and so would Club Penguin.

Your idea is okay, but it's very implausible.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( EBUL! IT IS WRITTEN! SUCCESS! SUCCESS!  )   View this template   00:28, 7 November 2010 (UTC)

The UTR is on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CONTINENT (and their relations with Snowzerland are horrible). And Snowzerland would definitely not become a trade hub. It is not in the middle of a route, it is on the end of a route. Really, Swiss, you're being way too ambitious here.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( ALL RISE FOR THE DULCIMER OF JUSTICE!  )   View this template   00:42, 7 November 2010 (UTC)

Saved Log per request
[21:08]		But, HatPop, how did you do that? O_o [21:08]		You need to draw one frame and then the other and combine them. [21:08]		Can you make the moving images from Photoshop Elements? [21:08]		She drew one picture... [21:08]		...then the second... [21:08]	<HatPop>	DRAWING EVERY FRAME. ONE BY ONE [21:08]	<NapoleonB>	I know that [21:08]	<ZONEsama>	Hello! [21:08]	<TurtleShroom>	...-and she combined them with an online item. [21:08]	<EuropeFanatic>	Um, [21:08]	<TurtleShroom>	Iaza does it for free online. [21:08]	<TurtleShroom>	Hello ZK. [21:08]	<HatPop>	Then coordinating it in the gif animator I have [21:08]	<NapoleonB>	but, I can't draw... so I will never get to make one... *clenches lip under teeth with big watery-eyes* [21:08]	<EuropeFanatic>	Can you make that from Photoshop Elements? [21:08]	<TurtleShroom>	Yes you can. [21:09]	<EuropeFanatic>	ok [21:09]	<NapoleonB>	I suck at drawing [21:09]	<TurtleShroom>	Draw one images. Save it. [21:09]	<HatPop>	This whole project so far has 220+ frames [21:09]	<EuropeFanatic>	ok [21:09]	<EuropeFanatic>	then hwat? [21:09]	<NapoleonB>	I tried an animation of a pokémon transforming into the other forme and the sprites were all over [21:09]	<TurtleShroom>	Copy and paste the saved image into a new one. [21:09]	<NapoleonB>	Let me find the animation [21:09]	<TurtleShroom>	Edit the saved one slightly. [21:09]	<EuropeFanatic>	Um, TS [21:09]	<TurtleShroom>	Then save THAT as a second image. [21:09]	<EuropeFanatic>	perhaps maybe you should put this all on my talk page. [21:09]	-->|	Chrisjammmustdie (183d33e4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.61.51.228) has joined #wikia-CPFW [21:09]	<EuropeFanatic>	I can remember from there. [21:09]	<TurtleShroom>	Then, open an animator and combine the two for a simple jerky phrase. [21:09]	<EuropeFanatic>	WHO'S THIS GUY? [21:09]	<HatPop>	Change them enough so they look like motion- not too far apart, but not too close [21:10]	<NapoleonB>	I did... [21:10]	<EuropeFanatic>	TS, can you put this on my talk page....

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Use the other Bounty Hunters
In your story you often use just Austin and occasionally Java. Me and Austin would like you to use the other members of the Royal Bounty Hunters of Snowzerland. I will try and integrate them into your already written stories (I have done this so no fear). Just use them more so I don't have to do this again.--The Leader 00:14, 13 November 2010 (UTC)

agreed
yeah, I agree with Leader. You never use Rex (though he has potential) and you NEVER use Johnathan, when he has LOTS of potential. It's a bit annoying. Could you try to incorporate them? Kthnx.--Austin8310 01:29, 13 November 2010 (UTC)

Your next story
From what I hear about your next story it will be in the human world.

If I am right, then why not have some of the charachters encounter some of the users and perhaps gasps, YOU while you are WRITING THE STORY?

It would sure add some funny plot twsts that I'm sure would suit this wiki.

--XTUX is on teh job! 03:44, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

Traveling all of Antarctica
You need to FINISH that story first, or you'll end up like TS. Barely any of his stories are completed, because he always came up with a cool new idea. And that idea never got fully realized either.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( <span title="If you want to talk to me, leave a message here."> This is a link to my talk page. Go figure.  )   <span title="Click if you dare!">View this template   03:05, 22 November 2010 (UTC)

RE: CP
And that is where the magic of SERVERS comes in.

CP is divided into HUNDREDS of servers, but the key thing is that there are four server types. What you see in-game is the Traditional Layout of CP, often called TCP, and stored on T servers. It is focused on providing the highest quality community experience for residents and tourists alike. That's CP the entertainment center.

CP the bustling city is another layout, called BCP (Business Club Penguin) and stored on B servers. Those servers cater to the needs of shipping companies, businessmen, and economists in general.

CP the vast community is called RCP (Residential Club Penguin) and stored on R servers. In RCP, much of the island is cleared out and replaced with swarms of igloos and duplexes.

CP the exporter is called ICP (Industrial Club Penguin), not to be confused with iCP, and stored on I servers. In ICP, factories are spread across the island, and many of the minigames are replaced by games that award players for producing the best or most products in an assembly line.

I plan to expound on this in the article Server.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( <span title="Does Explorer use snowclones badly?">Does TurtleShroom put WAY too many tooltips in his signature?  )   <span title="Click if you dare!">View this template   00:10, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

Servers are basically like rips in the fabric of spacetime. Computers keep the rips open at all times. Each server is an alternate dimension containing a copy of the island, and CP's computers have the code for all objects loaded on that dimension. It's a bit like servers in-game.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( <span title="Does Explorer use snowclones badly?">Does TurtleShroom put WAY too many tooltips in his signature?  )   <span title="Click if you dare!">View this template   00:20, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

RE: Montrealm
Well, yes, I have been to Montreal (I will tell you the road trip is dreadful). It was exciting, yet somewhat boring at times. I've also been to Quebec City as well. In regards to your story, well I did write a little about it. --AeroNachos 22:10, 29 November 2010 (UTC)

RE: Sapie Brothers
No, that would be a violation of the Antarctic Treaty of 1913 (look it up). If the Sapie Brothers went back and told the FBI, they would get arrested.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( <span title="YOU CANNOT APPREHEND -- er, COMPREHEND MY KNOWLEDGE">I am a vast suppository respository of information.  )   <span title="Click if you dare!">View this template   22:29, 29 November 2010 (UTC)

Excuse me...
I was wanting to join Swiss Ninja Media, but I have a problem.

If I were to join your "company", would that mean that I would have to put "Swiss Ninja Media" on my project?

Please respond.

--XTUX is on teh job! 01:49, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

P.S. I sent you a buddy request. Why don't you accept it?

...
I am not talking about an article, I am talking about Project:Kwiksilver, the video game that I am working on!--XTUX is on teh job! 01:54, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

Tada!


What do you think?--XTUX is on teh job! 02:57, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

Strange, it is perfectly legible on my screen.

Need Permission
I would like to have permission to use Snowzerland in the Waffleland Crisis. Would that be OK with you?--XTUX is on teh job! 02:10, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

Re:RE:Permission
It is not a parody of anything, but was one of Andrew's ill-fated ideas that he let me take over and redoo.--XTUX is on teh job! 02:50, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

Yeah
I agree, Swiss actually was quite a good character there. You should do that more often. =D. Anyway, how many of the Hochstadt Gang WILL be in Pengolia? I kind of lost track of how many there were left. --Austin8310 14:12, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

In regards to your story
You left before I could tell you this on IRC: good thing for talk pages!

How about during one case: the subject of bunny ears floats up, right, then Dave recalls a flashback where he met Hat Pop (NOT HP yet) snooping around. After questioning ("What? A penguin just can't walk around observing an "average, everyday telephone pole"? Sheesh!") and the typical awkward pause (sometimes used in P&F), she goes, "Oh look, it's Gary!" Dave turns around to see his boss, but is surprised to find the civilian gone. He thinks hears the whirring of a plane (bunnythemedhoverjet,wot) behind him, but he rubs it off and continues his business.

The only way I'd let you use Hat Pop the Bureaucrat specifically is in the past. That alias is gone by the time your story is written- and she's not really into espionage or high ranks after those days. Although she was a loyal agent in the PSA, she doesn't like the EPF despite being enrolled in it. -- Hat Pop  <font face="papyrus" color="purple">Bunny Ears Rule! 03:43, 6 December 2010 (UTC)

ABSOLUTELY NOT.
NO. NO, NO, and NO! Not to be rude, but I'm incredibly busy, and I'm doing Kwiksilver's picture that he's waited about a MONTH for. Swiss, do realize that in the school year, I have virtually no time to make images. K? Thnx. --Austin8310 13:53, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

TO THE GALLOWS
SN, your display of treason and villainy has not gone unseen. Once a trusted king, it looks like you've gone crazy and... well I smell a French Revolution parody!

Anyway, you wanted to take us all out, even though it wasn't most of our ideas to punish ourselves (that wouldn't make sense). So, instead, I'm taking YOU out. Just think, I was going to re-promote you to import, patroller, and sysop when I gto permission! Yet, you blew it... so.... I hope you like infinite bans! Or should I say, a noose, since your guy IS a royal (though guilliotines fit more on that).

(20:34:33 pm) <SN> I....want revenge! (20:34:40 pm) <SN> REVENGE. (20:34:51 pm) <Seahorse> no (20:34:56 pm) <SN> for what these savage admins like Explorer have done to me! (20:35:22 pm) <Seahorse> that means you are absolutely not getting the rights (20:35:33 pm) <SN> You loyalist. (20:35:45 pm) <SN> Explorer will pay! (20:35:49 pm) <SN> They'll ALL pay! (20:36:45 pm) <Seahorse> anyway, just our of curiosity, what were you even going to do if I gave you staff? (20:36:50 pm) <Seahorse> (20:36:55 pm) <SN> THE SAME THING. (20:37:01 pm) <SN> MY MASTER PLAN. (20:37:09 pm) <Seahorse> you have not told me what 'revenge' is (20:37:22 pm) <Seahorse> what would you do for revenge (20:37:32 pm) <SN> What does it matter? (20:37:38 pm) <SN> You're going to stop it.... (20:37:39 pm) <Seahorse> curious (20:37:43 pm) <SN> ok. (20:37:43 pm) <SN> fine. (20:37:50 pm) <SN> I was going to demote all admins (20:37:53 pm) <SN> and ban them. (20:37:57 pm) <SN> then i unban (20:37:59 pm) <SN> and then (20:38:11 pm) <SN> I am the only super powerful guy on the wiki (20:38:18 pm) <SN <So that no more mass deletion can take place (20:38:23 pm) <Seahorse> that would lead to you getting globally blocked (20:38:24 pm) <Seahorse> by staff (20:38:33 pm) <SN> and then we adopt Communism as the wiki's form of government.

So yeah, I'm putting you to death............ 'KAY BYE!

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Talk Page
You may edit it, no need to sockpuppet. If you abuse accounts or the talk, you'll loose the fundalmenral right to do so.-- Agent Johnson |  You...  23:58, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

Hey, Swiss, can I have your articles? I'll be editing from my alternate account a lot, so yeah. --Austin8310 13:46, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

@Austin, well, I"m only banned for 3 months, no wait, now only one week, so pretty much, I'm gong to be back soon continuing my stories. However, I plan to make a Deed though. I don't want my articles and stories being fought over if I ever die, or something catastrophic occurs that I can't go on the computer.

-- User:Swiss Ninja   Come Talk to me. I'll Respond....Eventually.  22:20, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

oooohhhh I can edit my talk page again.......Please guys....I don't want to do anything. I am NOT going to do anything, nor did I do anything. Yeah I said something, but doesn't mean I"m going to do it. Nor am I trying to do anything bad. I wasn't sockpuppeting except for that one time, but that was a different IP adress. I just want to have peace again. I don't want any harm no more. I want to edit my stories again. I'll do whatever it takes (as long as it doesn't involve my work and articles) and sacrifice it if needed to end this unfair madness......

I don't wanna fight anymore. I seriously give up. But I'm desperate. I'm already in turmoil......

-SN


 * Checkuser matches your IP with Strausborg, plus you were yapping on to me as to why I blocked your sock. Your argument is invalid anyway. Its like saying you parked in a no parking zone, and then when the tow truck comes to pick up your car you go and say; "Just because I parked in the no parking zone doesn't mean I intended to"


 * Just be thankful it isn't infinite. If I had it my way, you'd be on infinite but it seems that you're on 2 months. 2 months is a whole lot better than infinite - see ya in February. Zone 01:23, 14 December 2010 (UTC)

Nah the 2 months don't differ from the infinite in my eyes.. But that's strange cause i actually did use it on a different computer....this must have been the same thing about Jsudsu and stuff. And no, I have nothing to do! I can't live like this all tied up! Please! Why are you guys banning me for something I said! It wasn't Offensive! AND NO. I DID NOT EVEN PARK IN THE PARKING ZONE. I MERELY WAS ONLY MAKING A QUICK DROP OFF. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. IF YOU PEOPLE THINK THAT I'M GOING TO BE BANNED FOR SOMETHING I SAY, then this wiki is insane. Can someone at least tell me any good computer games, sites, yatta yatta?

-SN


 * No I think it was offensive I dunno, it just doesn't seem right. We'll try to shrug it off next time someone threatens to demote all admins and make himself the one and only power. While we're at it, lets invite #iamthewalrus to come over to this wiki. We'll make all their accounts bureaucrats :3


 * Also, in regards to you having nothing else to do - not our problem. We have far bigger things to worry about than your entertainment. Zone 01:50, 14 December 2010 (UTC)

I'm not asking for Enterntainment, I"m asking for ADVICE. get your facts straight... Wait what, you find that offencive?? What, I'm no comparison to I am the walrus. You're comparing Apples to Oranges dude. You really think I can do something I can't do???? Fine. If you're not going to unban me, i might as well quit here and now. Come on tell me all. Should I leave??? I'm still waiting for an answer.... But seriously, do you have any advice on where i can go????

-SN

How about an ALTERNATE punishment, take away my privelages as an admin. It's just the equivalent for a "crime" commited by me.

-SN.

Re:Happy New Year!
Happy New Year! The reason it says that is because from January 2010 to February 2011, Twilight and Shadow was going on, so he couldn't have been couped when he was already couped, so I set it in the future. Glad to see you are back! Why were you banned, anyway?

--<font face="Gabriola" color ="green"> Triskelle3 <span title="What's an Elephant?">The Carthaginians are coming over the Alps on Elephants! <span title="Follow him! He speaks in sentences."> My contributions. 03:15, 1 January 2011 (UTC)

Your Decision
Um, whats your Decision? (on travians)

--i liek pokemon ROBLOX 06:08, 1 January 2011 (UTC)

It's good to have you back! -- <font face="Stencil" color ="FFBA00"><span title="My page. No touchie!">THE SHEEP!  |<font face="Lucida Sans Unicode"><span title="SAVE THE SHOUTBOX!">FIGHTTHEPOWER!   ( Stuff I did and stuff ) 10:31, 2 January 2011 (UTC)

To tell you the truth, I don't actually know. When I finish Twilight and Shadow, I will write the rest of the Coup of Triskelle and Retribution. I have most of Twilight and Shadow finished and saved on word; unfortunately it is on my laptop and my wireless router isn't wrking properly. So, when I get it back up and running (which hopefully be soon), I will post it. After I finish it then I will write the rest of Freezeland's future.

--<font face="Gabriola" color ="green"> Triskelle3 <span title="January 3rd, 2011! My 16th!">Happy birthday to me! <span title="Follow him! He speaks in sentences."> My contributions. 17:09, 3 January 2011 (UTC)

Expanded Double Sicilia
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU...

Thank you...

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P.S.: Welcome back!! :D <BR />

RE:
I dunno. I don't use it. Ask someone who DOES use it, not me.--XTUX Hun May the bird of paradise fly up yer nose! 03:11, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

Sorry
I apoligise, but I must turn down your offer.

You see, I am very bad at drawing hair, and I would need quite a bit more experience before I could draw him.

I may try someday, but in the meantime why not ask MM, Austin or Zone? I'm sure they could help better then I can.

--XTUX Hun May the bird of paradise fly up yer nose! 06:00, 15 January 2011 (UTC)

P.S. You might also want to try out DustyOS. He's not that well known on here but he is pretty good at drawing and is far better then I am.


 * However I DID manage to draw this:



You can find something to use it in, 'cause even I have no clue what it's about.--XTUX Hun May the bird of paradise fly up yer nose! 07:16, 15 January 2011 (UTC)

Japaland
-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  "Nullification... means insurrection and war; and the other states have a right to put it down." <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">   †          †       <span title="Is morality a dying standard? Have I been outmoded? It seems, sometimes, that I am a stranger to my own time period. Even my grandfather affirms that the belief systems and trust of others, my general actions and interactions, dates back to the 1950s.">When push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="AH HEH HEH HEH HEH! IT'S PROFESSOR LIEBSTROM!!">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      00:36, 28 January 2011 (UTC)

Vote!
XTUX345 has proposed to change our logo. To vote for or against him please go to File talk:Wiki.png

Hello
I noticed that you asked for my help on IRC, what do you need? Sorry I didn't answer, I fell asleep lOl. Zone 09:13, 6 February 2011 (UTC)

castillan soldier dude
yeah I finished him



BTW Snowzerland shouldn't have a major rival and it should be taking over more small countries. Those make good short stories, eliminate LQAs, and made the Snoss cooler. Anyway BTW yeah tell me what you think. I'll be happy to redo. --Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 19:49, 7 February 2011 (UTC)

(oh yeah and I added a transparent background just because you used to ask for those.)

The Revival of XTUX
This should be the scene when XTUX gets revived.

I kind of wrote it because I was bored. Listening to XTUX's theme while reading this makes it much cooler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxYDZaqdTSg

Rookie stepped over to XTUX's body on the table.

"DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! THAT'S THE REVIVAL SWITCH!" screamed Tern004! "YOU PULL THAT, HE REVIVES! HE REVIVES, WE'RE ALL SCREWED!"

Rookie backed away, and then...tripped over and fell on the lever.

Red electricity blasted through XTUX's body on the table, surging through the XTUX's deactivated body.

"RUN!" screamed Tern004, and him and the rest of the RDA Troopers leapt into the elevator and whizzed upward.

Dave, Clovis, and Rookie were stuck in a room with a reviving cyborg and no way out.

Dave brandished his gun, Clovis started to quiver, and Rookie was bawling.



"I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEEEEE!!!" screamed the cowardly Rookie.

"SHADDUP!" cried Dave, as XTUX's body started to shake, red sparks flying everywhere.

Rookie bawled harder, Clovis shook in fear, and even Dave looked terrified.

XTUX awoke. His unblinking eyes looked around.

"I'm not dead. How interesting. I was dead. Wow. Surprising. How'd I die again? Oh. Wait. It's coming back now. THE HOCHSTADT GANG."

Then he spotted Dave, Clovis, and Rookie. He gave a maniacal robot laugh.

"Perfect timing. Ah, so you thought I was dead? YOU'RE WRONG."

He tore through the metal securing rails keeping him on the operating bench, with his jetpack landed on the floor.

Dave shot several electricity pulses at XTUX with his taser. Unluckily, XTUX stuck out his flipper and absorbed the ray. Several lead bullets embedded themselves in Dave's now useless gun.

XTUX walked forward, his flippers pounding the metal floor. Rookie had passed out from terror, and only Clovis and Dave stood against XTUX.

Four more bangs from XTUX's flipper and Dave was moaning on the floor, clutching his flipper.

Clovis started screeching and banging on the elevator. Unluckily, the door was locked. Clovis dropped to the floor and fainted.

"I think I'll spare you this time." XTUX calmly said. Then, he welded a hole through the elevator door and zipped upward.

XTUX had been revived.

RE:Polaris
No, I really don't want the wondrous city of Polaris to be annexed. Polaris is a vibrant city, and could topple Eastshield's economy if annexed. Polaris' residents would not appreciate a sudden change to French in the city. I'd like Polaris to stay the way it is, being part of Eastshield. Nevrtheless, I can cede 19 sq. miles of haborland to be a small portion of the city called the French Quarter or something like that. It could have Parisian-style cafes and buildings. It would be across the river from Polaris Island. In fact, the French Quarter of Polaris can have the Franlterran Consulate-General there, and could have honorary status as territory of Frankterre. Simply ceding Polaris like that is too radical for me. -- Sanchonachos OBAMA 2012  LIBERALS! LIBERALS!  04:37, 12 February 2011 (UTC)

Well, no, I'd rather have a French Quarter then cede land to Frankterre. If this is going to some extent, like what the British did with Hong Kong and what the Portugese did with Macau, I really will not cede Polaris. It is simply destroying the USA's sovreignty if I do in fact give Polaris to Frankterre. Polaris will stay part of Eastshield, and will not be convinced to join Frankterre otherwise. So therefore, you can create your own port city in the nearby Happyface State or stick with the French Quarter concept.-- Sanchonachos OBAMA 2012  LIBERALS! LIBERALS!  04:06, 13 February 2011 (UTC)

Why do you have a page of secrets?
Seriously, some of us still watch Special:RecentChanges you know. A Wizard is never late '''<sup style="background-color: Black; color:Gold;"> he arrives precisely when he means to!  03:53, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

RE:Parody
I think it should be a colony of Waffleland, as the Str00dels founded Waffleland, remember? However the Belgium parody should be in reality more of a country, as it was granted full independance by Mister Bean following it's foundation, with the only condition that the Waffliean government gets 5% of the profit from every Waffle they produce.

If you have any further inquiries, feel free to ask.

--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 16:57, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

Won't you please make way for a very special guy...
Swiss Ninja, I was inspired to "tweak" your Snoss DVD's presentation of Nuke Island in EPF Agents Dave and Clovis.

IT IS NOW IN SONG.

YES. SONG. I MADE A SONG ABOUT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, AND IT IS WIN.

I had a ball writing it and I hope that you enjoy it as much as I did!

You can view it here. You can also view it here, without the descriptions.

THE NUKE SONG. YESH.

Also, no, I have not seen the movie that I derived my source from.

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  <span title="Yes we do, Iran... yes we do...">Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes. <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">   †          †       <span title="...-and yes, her emo poetry was required reading in Language arts.">I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo.  <span style="color: white !important;">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      14:42, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

Here you are!
I said I'd work on a title image for EPF Agents Dave and Clovis, so here it is!



What do you think? --XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 18:41, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

hey SN
I'm not going to rush my story. That would ruin it. Add a few more chapters on yours. It's rushed. Heavily.

Oh, choose 2 Hochstadt Members that you won't use for a whole story, K? It's not exactly set in concrete, but if I go with that option I'd like to know who you would prefer to be captured. --Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 02:00, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

RE: Post-GSW6 Map
You've got the bay off-centered. It's supposed to be almost perfectly circular, and it should be in the MIDDLE of Snowzerland. Unless Zurich and Geneva were rebuilt, they shouldn't exist.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( <span title="The most fearsome weapon known to ambassadors and corporate executives!">Don't make me get out my... ANGRY PEN.  )   <span title="Behold if you dare!">v   <span title="Diplomacy (n): Synonym for butt-kissing.">•  [ <span title="Tweak if you dare!">e ]  12:55, 6 March 2011 (UTC)

RE: Nuke
Actually, there'd be a great big crater in the middle of the island, where the crater was, remember? As for population growth and more cities, I accept. -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Life's a bowl of cherries, and nobody's merrier than me! <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">   †          †       <span title="He is officially a hero of mine! Bust those unions!">GOVERNOR SCOTT WALKER IS TEH ÜBERZ  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="Here Wikia leaders, have a cookie. They are not poison.">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      13:01, 6 March 2011 (UTC)

TS, the crater will fill up partially, if not all the way. Of course, that shouldn't stop Swiss Ninja from mining loads of platinum.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( <span title="The most fearsome weapon known to ambassadors and corporate executives!">Don't make me get out my... ANGRY PEN.  )   <span title="Behold if you dare!">v   <span title="Diplomacy (n): Synonym for butt-kissing.">•  [ <span title="Tweak if you dare!">e ]  13:09, 6 March 2011 (UTC)

RE:Image Complete
Hmm..I really like your design. It's really nice. Thanks for making it for me! This design will be the secondary livery which encompasses 47% of the fleet. I am also planning a primary livery which comprises of another 47% of the fleet. The remaining 6% is special liveries. -- Sanchonachos OBAMA 2012  LIBERALS! LIBERALS!  00:24, 14 March 2011 (UTC)

User Rights
Here are a list of rights that EVERY user must have:


 * 1) The Freedom of Speech - Us users should be able to say whatever we want under ceartain conditions. No Major Swearing, Sex references, or Libel (saying false statements about other users intentionally to hurt their reputation). This right also allows you to criticize other users as well (without getting banned), as long as you don't take it too far. Constructive Criticism is recommended, and if a user is to criticise another user, they must have a good reason for it.

2.Equality - All users are equal, no matter of what age, race, gender, nationality, or wiki status. All users must also have equal punishments, an admin shall be banned the same amount of time as a regular user who did the same exact thing.

3.No Article Siezure - Articles can not be siezed, or adopted by force, without the consent of the original creator, or if the original creator is no longer with us, the consensus vote of the community. If an article is to be adopted, it must be an LQA and must have not been edited for the past 30 days. The Original Creator HAS THE RIGHT to DENY adoption. However, a concensus vote can override the denial, and the article goes to the person or persons who wanted to adopt the article. If the user pronounces the article fair game, a consensus vote by the community must also occur to gain adoption of the article.

4.Rights to Reform and Assemble - Along with the right to the freedom of speech, users shall have the right to Assemble, or PEACEFULLY PROTEST against laws that they want to reform, or change. If reform is requested, a consensus community vote shall take place (ANY USER can vote in this) and if the reform vote is a success, the law shall be reformed or repealed.

5.No Too Much Power - No one user is allowed to have too much power that can be abused. It is as one philosipher once said: "Power Corrupts, total power corrupts totally." The community should not allow one sole user, or even a group of users gain too much power that can be abused. Demotions can be made with a consensus vote if an admin is claimed to have abused his power brutally.

6.Rights to be on the WOF and be an Admin - If a user is placed on the Wall of Fame, they have the right to stay there, no matter what had happened to them or what they did. That user has helped/affected the wiki in a very good way and deserves that spot because of what they did in the past. As for being an Admin, being banned can not demote you unless you abused your powers, and demotion needs to be done with Consensus.

7.No Discrimination and Prejudice - Another exception that is not part of the Freedom of Speech right would be discrimination. Users are NOT to be insulted because of their Religion, Race, or sexual orientation. Disputes over these things are highly not recommended; Please stay on topic and leave the others alone, no matter what you think. Remember, they are their own people and can make decisions themselves

my character
Sure, feel free. But on March 5 and 6, he's gone.

Living your dream? A WoF spot is mainly just getting your name on a shiny virtual plate, and bureaucrat really has no rights other than promote/demote.

I don't even use the powers-and opted for them to be removed. So yeah. --Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 12:14, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

my character
Sure, feel free. But on March 5 and 6, he's gone.

Living your dream? A WoF spot is mainly just getting your name on a shiny virtual plate, and bureaucrat really has no rights other than promote/demote.

I don't even use the powers-and opted for them to be removed. So yeah. --Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 12:14, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

NationStates
Hi there,

I'd like to invite you to NationStates. It's game where you create your own nation (Snowzerland, Liguria or Castillia on a game... imagine that) and deal with political issues. Sounds boring but the fun happens on the forums where you can RP (eg. have wars).

Me, Sheep, TurtleShroom and Triskelle are on it. Also move to the region Bonustellius (you'll understand after you read the FAQ).-- Agent Johnson |  I'm Brit-ish and cause of that, I'm Liberal.  18:27, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

BERU
EPIC PIZZARO REFERENCE IS EPIC. I saw what you did there!

However, here's my suggestion. Instead of skipping modern Peru, why not have the Inca parodies (if applicable) die out about a hundred years ago? The governent that Castilla wiped out was a parody of modern Peru. This will increase tension with Castilla and maybe trigger a diplomacy story between yours truly and yourself! Plus, the Beruvian president could be trying to get the USA to help cast out Castilla, who should invade in more recent times. The Incans are cool, yes, but I think it'd be cooler for a reversal of history. Modern Peru parody couped by ancient conquistidor parody!

 :D 

-- <span title="I am not ashamed of my faith. I AM CHRISTIAN AND I AM PROUD. I AM CHRISTIAN AND I AM PROUD!">† TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    STROM THURMOND <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †          †       <span title="Well, at least it'll make a good song.">Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="Here Wikia leaders, have a cookie. They are not poison.">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      17:44, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: Dorkugal, being a parody of Portugal, should probably have some colonies that aren't lost to Poshia.

NO
Spring break is over. No spare time now. --Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 02:11, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

Snowzerland War VI?
If there is a Great Snowzerland War VI, Can Amigopen Be an Antagonist in it or possible, the Main Antagonist. --  07:30, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

Hi
If you're still there can you get on the IRC? I'm lonely D: -- Ben 100022 02:30, 28 March 2011 (UTC)

WHO DELETED CYBORG DUDE?
DID YOU DO IT? --FOR CLUB PENGUIN, TRANSFORMERS, LEGO, TRAINS, YUUSHA, AND GUNDAM! 03:07, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

How do you make cool templates?
Look, I don't know how to make templates that have cool colours or anything. Could you tell me how? I'll just show you my template --FOR CLUB PENGUIN, TRANSFORMERS, LEGO, TRAINS, YUUSHA, AND GUNDAM! 03:36, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Thanks Swiss!
That's really nice of you SN! --FOR CLUB PENGUIN, TRANSFORMERS, LEGO, TRAINS, YUUSHA, AND GUNDAM! 03:41, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

You have the Railfan1 award!
I am giving this to you for helping me with my template Swiss Ninja! You are cool! --FOR CLUB PENGUIN, TRANSFORMERS, LEGO, TRAINS, YUUSHA, AND GUNDAM! 03:57, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Imperialist wars?
Err, one problem. The USA could crush all three if they attempted anything. They were sparing the Snoss the first time-and the other times weren't really that sucessful. Three Triple X and the Imperialists are goners.

Austin will be working together with Clovis, Piper, Leonardo, and Jock for once without any capturing.

IMO, he'd rather shrivel up and die.

I dunno. I just don't like the idea very much. Castilla+Batavia VS Snowzerland seems cooler. But SN isn't nearly as strong as Nightmare, and NIGHTMARE gets beaten. If they really summoned up all the forces of the USA, Snowzerland/Castilla/Batavia would be a wasteland. And plus, I've got a few other story ideas. So...well...yeah.--Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 12:08, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

RE:Image complete
I like the image. It looks great. -- Sanchonachos Being Liberal Rocks!  13:02, 3 April 2011 (UTC)

IRC? I'm bored.-- Sanchonachos Being Liberal Rocks!  00:49, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

Re:Rant
Two blanks, 9 sentences ending with exclamation marks, around 50 capitalized words, and two big capitalized words.

I consider that a rant. However, I'll respond to that anyway.

1. Your characters have lost personality.

Jock: A Viking leader guy who leads most of the time. He fights.

Fisch: A leader guy in a fish suit. He isn't seen, sidled away to the side because you dislike him.

Clovis: He was the best of the group (in terms of personality), but now he's a SUPER TOUGH GUN AGENT GUYYYY

Yilk: Some old guy.

Gottfried: A Knight guy. He doesn't lead. He fights. He's from Alemenia.

Bernard: A soccer judge, of all professions. He's a guy who can get hurt and put in prison because he's not important.

Piper was originally supposed to be the action guy. But since Gottfried, Jock, and Clovis came along, he's just...there.

Leonardo was supposed to be an artistic pacifist. Mmmhmmm. Rrright.

Corai dropped out quickly (even though he actually had character), and Akbaboy dissapeared after the user quit.

Explorer isn't here, but you can't pin him right, so I'm happy about that.

Vickers Vanguard is an affordible prisoner, just like Bernard.

Brendan Stars was just an excuse to actually do The Race to Mars.

Anyway, your characters are a bit dull.

So....then they go fly over a populated city. With a big, ridiculous airplane. Smart idea. And you can't fake an accent. Plus, they either have to land or get shot down. If they land, they WILL be recognized. After all...the Hochstadt Gang IS famous, as you said IN THE ARTICLE.

Oh, and King Carlos is a Viking formerly Snoss formerly Penguinian Castillan. Seriously. He needs to stick with one thing. And why does he keep pretending? To be frank, merging the Viking Empire with Castilla wasn't really a good idea. I don't even like Castilla, and I was starting to like the vikings.

Anyway, Travelling All of Antarctica was 14 chapters. That was a great story.

On the other hand, since then, all your stories haven't had good plots or anything. "HEY LETS FIGHT THE SNOSS".

And, did I mention your characters are invincible? Oh, wait, I'll go over that later.

Anyway, don't respond. It's obviously going to be a rant, and I can't stand those cluttering up my talk page.--Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 13:30, 12 April 2011 (UTC)

RE:All Wrong
1.Gottfried - enh. Gottfried isn't that bad, but you don't use him too much.

2.Fisch - The one problem with Fisch is that he's supposed to be the leader. And frankly, he never does anything.

3.Piper - Piper and Leonardo seem too similar.

4.Clovis - Okay, you admit he's too warlike. That's good.

5.Leonardo - Yes, you're right. I don't like Leonardo. You shoved him in, and then he becomes important very abruptly.

6.Brendan Stars - Okay on that one.

7.Corai and Akba - Okay, I see your point there.

9.Vickers - got-cha.

10.Yilk - And this is what I don't like. While Yilk was still being used, I liked him. He was wise, he didn't fight, and he was OLD, unlike the rest of the group. However, have you ever considered that all your characters are High Penguins? High Penguins live up to nearly 300 years. Yilk isn't actually that old for his species.

11.Bernard - as for Bernard, I don't really care about him.

12.Jock - Jock bothers me. He takes the place of leader half the time, but he's just...there. Dunno. His personality is too much like Fisch.

13. Fuut-Ga - Fuut-Ga is good, but you don't use him very much.

Anyway, I'm not trying to be mean or deragatory, but still. I'm just trying to prove a point-recently, your characters have seemed a bit flat.

Actualy, TBH, I don't really like the puffles. Piper seems like some action guy just shoved in there (I liked him earlier, but now he's just a bit dull), and I hate Leonardo. He's a character that got introduced in Travelling All of Antarctica, and then he suddenly becomes important like Fisch or Jock. Supposedly, he's a pacifist or an artist, but dunno. He just seems kinda like Piper. And honestly, the whole idea of the Mega Cub is kind of silly. Apparently, two puffles can make a great plane. Riiight. Plus, how does that thing even FLY? If anything, that's a bombing plane.

Say, why haven't you used the bounty hunters that much, anyway? They're the antagonists. And I miss the nice interaction between them and SN, and from SN and the Hochstadt Gang. Frankly, if you have the Hochstadt Gang, you should use all of them. However, you just use around 4-5 at the same time. And that's annoying. --Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 23:28, 13 April 2011 (UTC)

Re:Re:Re:All Wrong
Okay. Sorry for being a jerk earlier (a few days back), I apologize. Anyway, I see your points, and that's okay.

But what about Yilk? I really liked him in the one story he was in. He was wise, old, and he didn't fight. However, that's not to say he's used up. High Penguins live to about 300 years, so he's not that old. That's not to say he's young, but still, he could be used. As for Piper and Leonardo, I re-read the story, and yeah, now I'm seeing a difference. Anyway, sorry about arguing. Want to collaborate some time? That would be great. Oh, as for the Django Ghent idea, good idea. He could pair up with the Royal Snoss Bounty Hunters (because of Jock), and Piper and Leonardo would have to help the rest of the Hochstadt Gang (a few of them could be prisoners), because Django AND the bounty hunters combined was more than enough to beat the Hochstadt Gang. --Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 00:47, 14 April 2011 (UTC)

Your scene
OK, here's the plan:

It is revealed that TurtleShroom has been watching Jaqueline's actions for quite some time, calling them "immoral" and "horrendously wicked", and he sends out a bunch of Holyberden goons to arrest her. Well, later on, she is suddenly surrounded by them, and they order her to surrender. She pretends to comply at first, but she whips out a semi-automatic and mows 'em down. The operation is a complete disaster, and out of desperation TurtleShroom sends a cry of help to all his allies, offering a 50,000 coin reward. The Stranger (who happens to be in the area) decides to accept the call for help, and he rushes to the scene, where he challenges Jaqueline to a duel. Jaqueline, however, cheats by turning and firing before she was supposed to, but she misses and runs outta ammo. Out of rage she throws her gun away, whips out a knife and charges at the Stranger. He whips out his shotgun and manages to put a bullet through her head when she's about a yard away, stopping her in her tracks. As the bullet impacts her, the knife flies out of her flippers, straight towards the Stranger...

Please remember that this is vary vauge and may be expanded upon by you or changed entirely.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 02:29, 14 April 2011 (UTC)

TAOPAL
I expanded your story's scene of Jaqueline's battle with the Holyberden goons and the Stranger. Please check it out and tell me if you like the changes.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 14:29, 15 April 2011 (UTC)

What you wanted
Here is piper!



(i just left the gun with a radioactive sign meaning its dangerous to even use the gun)

--  04:10, 17 April 2011 (UTC)

Editing Piper and Leonardo
Hi. I see you are making many edits to that story. I understand you are working on it, but you are editing the same chapter at different times even though you could do a single edit at once. Do you understand? my signature is a template at the main CPW, which is why it is just a blank portal to TurtleShroom's house. 02:21, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

A gift


Surprise!!! I was kindof bored, so I decided to give you this image of Swiss Ninja.

Hope you like it.

--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 03:39, 21 April 2011 (UTC)


 * P.S. Here's another image for you, even though it didn't turn out that well:



It's for the revival scene in The Adventures of Piper and Leonardo.

Expect more images coming soon!!--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 16:55, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

RE: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD
I JUST HEARD THE NEWS. (Back to school now.)

Factions
Gee, maybe instead of making up a confusing, nonsensical definition you could've...

...looked it up online?  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( <span title="I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!">DON'T MAKE LEMONADE! GET MAD!  )   <span title="Behold if you dare!">v   <span title="No trivia today, folks. =\">•  [ <span title="Tweak if you dare!">e ]  10:46, 9 May 2011 (UTC)

RE: South Shetland and Maps Island
Assuming you honor the current content, then yes, you can adopt South Shetland.


 * HOWEVER, Maps Island is a hard one. I can't just let you have it, for these reasons:


 * ONE: There is a 2011 Maps Island border conflict.
 * TWO: Maps Island is a disputed country. Two realms, the DRMW and the CRMW, both claim sovereignty over the place, but oppose unification, which resulted in the 2011 Maps Island border conflict.
 * THREE: The island is in a civil war. Having Castilla and Snowzerland interfere would be disasterous.
 * FOUR: You would have to read EVERYTHING IN MAPS ISLAND'S CATEGORY and know it front and back to expand on it.
 * FIVE: You would, in narrating, have to deal with the warring factions of the Democrats and the Confederates of the two warring Maps Island nations. You would have to make reference and dialog between both sides and between the Snoss and Castillians.
 * SIX: In throwing Maps Island into the imperial soup, you would end up having four factions to tell the tale of. You will have to chronicle the DRMW, the CRMW, the Snoss, AND the Castillians, and somehow make all four advance a plot without writers' block.
 * SEVEN: Whoever wins will inherit two nations that had fought in a civil war and refuse to be united. If you unite them under one banner (Snoss or Castillian), they might band together and become terrorists.

Now, if you REALLY want Maps Island, then by all means, take it, but be warned: it's a complex and intricate plot already. It only LOOKS LQA because it's split. If all the Maps Island articles were combined, it'd be a HQA.

If you want Maps Island, you will have to research ALL OF THIS, factor in A CIVIL WAR, chronicle TWO NATIONS sharing ONE ISLAND, and to wrap it all up, have two giant war machines try and take an already warring realm into their fold, while hoping that uniting them WON'T create terrorists.

If you can handle the sheer scope of Maps Island, do it... -but before you do, tell me your plan to counter these seven trials and the bolded requirements. If you can take it, you'll be on the fast track to the Wall of Fame for your flexibility. If you can't, then stay out of Maps Island.

CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!

-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del " /> Talk page.<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        Contributions.  <tt> </tt> <span style="color: white !important;"> ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     01:34, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

Drawing
I Don't know why I drew this but I want to show you it :D



--  10:34, 23 May 2011 (UTC)

I only give penguins hands when they form into a fist, so it makes more sense (to me) :D --  05:28, 24 May 2011 (UTC)

South Shetland Islands
What's all this about adopting the South Shetland Islands?

Has anyone even realized Club Penguin (aka Penguin Island) is part of that?  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 (  COOLNESS  )   <span title="Behold if you dare!">v   <span title="No trivia today, folks. =\">•  [ <span title="Tweak if you dare!">e ]  03:26, 24 May 2011 (UTC)

RE: The King is Dead
Did you get permission to do this? Maps Island is owned by another person that said you can't just "have it". -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del, TurtleShroom Productions, cpwn, wikia, Corai, Unki, holiness, censor, censors, censorship" /><span title="For some reason, I can't recall anything that happened on 5/26/2011.">All is well.<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †       <span title="For some reason, I can't recall anything that happened on 5/26/2011.">For some reason, I can't recall anything that happened on 5/26/2011. undefined <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     01:37, 27 May 2011 (UTC)

RE: Maps Island
Dear Swiss Ninja,

The main reason I adopted that article was to expand on it and make it an MQA or even a HQA. When I read your message, I was relieved as this burden could be taken out of my hands. I would give you and TurtleShroom full control over the article and future changes of Maps Island. Any edits of mine could be undone effective immediately.

Thank you for your CONVINIENCE, rather.

Alex001 13:54, 27 May 2011 (UTC)


 * Well, it looks like Alex handed it off. You have full reign. ^_^ -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†     :)  :)    <span title="For some reason, I can't recall anything that happened on 5/26/2011.">All is well.<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †       <span title="For some reason, I can't recall anything that happened on 5/26/2011.">For some reason, I can't recall anything that happened on 5/26/2011. undefined <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     16:26, 27 May 2011 (UTC)

RE: Maps Island
SN, you obviously don't know how world history works.

When a nation splits, it becomes two autonomous reigons. When they merge, you can not just redirect the two old nations into one. Although those nations cease to exist, they just become former nations.

You need to write and expand each one. I'll help you.


 * Here is how you should do it...


 * FIRST, write the war.
 * SECOND, when the war has a victor, do this:
 * Expand Democratic Republic of Eastern Maps Island to include what happened in its side of the battle. Include changes in political structure, their mission, why they fought, and finish it off with the merger. Detail to the reader what life was like and how the country was run.
 * Expand Confederate Republic of Western Maps Island to include its side of the story. Be sure to mention the regicide. DREMI obviously was a democratic realm, while the Confederacy modeled itself after Colonial Antarctica: a king and a loose federal government overseeing largely independent states.
 * CRWMI had a big role, particularly when its ruler was assassinated. Be sure to include all that, as well as their side of the war, how life was like, how the country was run... then cover the Snoss military coup in detail. You don't just wake up in the morning and go "HEY! I FEEL LIKE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!". There had to be planning! There had to be a trap! There had to be international law considerations in regards to usurpation, and come on man, that was cool! I want details in the article!
 * When you expand the articles, I will come in and add template:infobox_former_country to each.
 * I will also clean anything up and expand on it.
 * THIRD, when you decide the name of the new country, write its article. Add links in its history to the War article, then to each of the old countries. That'll save you some time. Write a brief summary of the new government and DO NOT FORGET THE TERRORISTS.
 * THE TERRORISTS ARE KEY. MAPS ISLAND IS PATRIOTIC AND HAS TERRORISTS OBBSESSED WITH FIGHTING FOR A PURELY MAPSIAN REALM. They opposed both governments and led the 2011 Maps Island border crisis, which the Snoss and Castilians took advantage of to seize the entire realm. They want to establish a new order free of foreign influence, and certainly, getting barreled over isn't on their agenda! That means that the Maps Island Terrorists will become an extremely powerful force and a major burden to whoever gets Maps Island. ARE YOU FOLLOWING THIS?
 * FOURTH, let me in on this part of the war. I have plans. Big plans. These big plans will drastically expand parts of that chapter and will give me a shot at writing the Necisties.
 * In my plan, TurtleShroom, who has hated the Snoss for their senseless coups (AKA a parallel to my RL hatred of protests and stuff), and he decided to enter his closet and ask the skeletons to try and hold off the Snoss. Calling up his mother's side (the Necisty line), a decentralized group of Necisty string pullers meddle with the Snoss and Castillians and try to screw them up from the inside. Though ultimately failing, the Necisty provocateur ends up stalling the war enough to let those other guys bring into the fray.

The Snoss should win Maps Island, but the war should keep checking back up on that island, because those terrorists are NOT happy with being annexed. Throw in TurtleShroom's dark matriarchy and those third-party nations, and you've got yourself an even bigger war than before.

-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <span title="If I was given a car to match my online life, it'd be a Coupe.">Grow up, shut up, time to be a man!<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        I just called the surgeon, his name is "Doctor Shnip", it's only rare occasions, where he accidently slips! undefined <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     19:48, 28 May 2011 (UTC)


 * SN, like I said before, you've got to really think this through. Maps Island isn't just an ordinary stub. It's a diverse scattering of articles with established history, culture, and a gallant citizenry that adores their respective island more than anything else. They love their version/culture of Maps Island so much that they united to fight against a group that wanted them united, only then to go after each other because they thought each was superior.


 * Maps Island was locked in a civil war and each thought they were the best. Throw in a foreign power and have them run everything over, and you've got an epic chance for an absolutely awesome story. DON'T SPOIL IT WITH CHEAP ARSON, RAZING, AND INTIMIDATION. REALLY PLAY THIS. RUN IT OUT. INVOLVE ALL FACTIONS AND HAVE ATTACKS WITHIN THE GOVERNMENT. SN, you're mising out on an interior and exterior struggle!


 * ...-and even more so! Why actually land and spend valuble Snoss and Castillian resources soldiers trying to win this prize? A real leader, a manipulative military commander like Swiss Ninja, would easily and immediately see the superior alternative. A BIG FAT PROXY WAR TO LAST THE AGES! SN already killed the king. Instead of flaunting that, do this: retcon it so you DIDN'T kill the king, but use the king as a puppet ruler to proxy war the Castillians. It's not as dirty/violent as stabbing him, but it's more realistic and a better military strategy'.


 * You said you wanted to please Austin? Well, Austin said he liked my idea better. ...-and as the joint owner of Maps Island, I can hold this story or remove the Mapsian chapter until you and I strike a compromise or some sort of solution. You may have to skip over Maps Island... or, you can fight the GREATEST WAR BY PROXY EVER SURMISED!!


 * If SN is REALLY a military strategist like you say he is, he'll see the obvious benefits. Just give all three sides some weapons, and let them tear each otehr apart FOR YOU. It's the SN way: lazy and manipulative!@ ome on! It's awesome!


 * -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†     :)  :)    <span title="If I was given a car to match my online life, it'd be a Coupe.">Grow up, shut up, time to be a man!<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        I just called the surgeon, his name is "Doctor Shnip", it's only rare occasions, where he accidently slips! undefined <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     01:56, 29 May 2011 (UTC) <BR /> <BR />


 * I didn't intend to come off as rude, SN. If I did, please accept my apology. -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†     :)  :)    <span title="If I was given a car to match my online life, it'd be a Coupe.">Grow up, shut up, time to be a man!<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        I just called the surgeon, his name is "Doctor Shnip", it's only rare occasions, where he accidently slips! undefined <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     11:02, 29 May 2011 (UTC)

RE: IRC
I AM ON THE PHONE WITH EXPLORER -TS


 * I am forbidden to share any personal information of Explorer, especially in connection to contacting him! -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†     :)  :)    DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †       <span title="RANDOM!">SQUEE! undefined <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     00:23, 5 June 2011 (UTC)

RE: Maps Island
I had to fix parts of it, but all in all, you did well. Instead of a colony, Maps Island- now Maps Union -entered in a free trade agreement with Castillia and formed an alliance with the realm. For Carter's article- which will come some day -see Carter of Maps Island.

Thank you for going along with my nerd plot. My next surprise, if all goes well, will be Japaland attacking the Permatans and plunging the Perm-Snoss alliance into turmoil. When the Japalandese combat the Permatans (leaving the Snoss untouched and unharmed), the chaos allows for Castillia to emerge victorious.

-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †       <span title="RANDOM!">SQUEE! undefined <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     01:50, 5 June 2011 (UTC)

RE: Falkland
That's a big idea. Unfortunately, I don't have jurisdiction over it. Explorer may, so ask him. However, my real reccomendation is that something that unique should be put to a vote. -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <span title="YOU BET'CHA!">Did you know that my signature things never repeat?<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †       <span title="LIBERAL GPS. HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU'RE GOING, WITH CONFIDENCE.">WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE undefined <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     00:20, 9 June 2011 (UTC)

http://www.pencil-animation.org/
--RAILFAN1 RAILFAN1 IS AWESOME! 02:32, 14 June 2011 (UTC)

LLAMAS?!
OH LAWD NO. USE GIANT PUFFLES. -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <span title="BURN!">NO, YOU ARE!<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        BRING THESE GYPSY VERMIN TO THE PALACE OF JUSTICE undefined <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!">  ―  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     01:28, 16 June 2011 (UTC) <BR /> <BR /> P.S.: No alpacas either. Or yaks, or water buffalo, or *lists every human domesticated beasts of burden*

READ MY LIPS KEYBOARD
<BR /> -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <span title="BURN!">NO, YOU ARE!<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        BRING THESE GYPSY VERMIN TO THE PALACE OF JUSTICE undefined <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!">  ―  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     01:01, 17 June 2011 (UTC) <BR /> <BR />

Explanation
The importing of alpacas into CP is ridiculously stupid and extremely frustrating in a time where human importation is barred. You keep churning out new countries that no one uses. While I both tolerate and encourage these, I refuse to let you bring in unnecesary animals and imports from the human world into CP. Alpacas have no place in Antarctica and Frio is not warm enough for them. Even the most "tropical" islands in Antarctica (like Turtle Island and Fruit Island) never go above THIRTY TWO DEGREES FARENHEIT IN A NORMAL DAY .</U> SO STOP WITH THE DANG ALPACAS AND FOR GOODNESS SAKES DON'T GIVE XTUX FUEL. -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <span title="BURN!">NO, YOU ARE!<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        BRING THESE GYPSY VERMIN TO THE PALACE OF JUSTICE undefined <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!">  ―  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     01:01, 17 June 2011 (UTC) <BR />

1-week Block
Swiss Ninja you've disgraced me. You think it is funny on how you tricked TurtleShroom and Explorer but what you did was trolling. Trolling is a way to get a reaction 'for tha lulz'. Seeing as you wanted to see a reactions, especially Explorers' and TurtleShrooms', which would probably be skeptical, you were doing it 'for tha lulz'. You've received enough warnings and for that reason, I'm blocking you for 1 week. You will be allowed to edit your talk page to protest your block although if you abuse it your block will extended significantly. One more thing; I usually give a warning or give extremely light blocks, so you've done a lot to bring this upon yourself. I do not make a joke about the blocking, I simply just tell you in a reasonable manner.

Another thing is you've wasted the community's time by getting them to support you. Perhaps you should be more considerate about your friends who support you, not waste their time.

Last thing, I do not give pardons, unless you have a VERY good reason to be unblocked. -- Agent Johnson |  I'm Brit-ish and cause of that, I'm Liberal.  00:22, 18 June 2011 (UTC)

Blocked?!
Now, I know this was insane, but... a block?! That's a little much.

While you do owe me an apology and a favor (or an article) for outright lying to the wiki and trolling me, that can be settled out of court, so to speak.

I agree that this block was unnecesary.

--17:02, 18 June 2011 (UTC)


 * No. I do not grant pardons unless with good reason. The only people who I see can override my decision is an Helper or a Staffer. Swiss is ok with his block and he still reserves the privilege to edit his talk page and go on IRC.-- Agent Johnson |  I'm Brit-ish and cause of that, I'm Liberal.  17:18, 18 June 2011 (UTC)

No, actually the block IS unessesary. At the most should be three days.... Anyways, this is also unreasonable because I am a frequent editor, and a dedicated, committed user. I don't bring harm. Or at least intend to. And no, I lied about lying about the alpacas so that I could stop the fights....Especially when they were getting out of hand. --  01:12, 19 June 2011 (UTC)
 * So am I but if I swore I should be blocked instantly and demoted. Your punishment is actually very light in comparison to other Wikis.-- Agent Johnson |  I'm Brit-ish and cause of that, I'm Liberal.  01:51, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

No! This is rediculus! The block should have been over already, and i dont care what other wikis do, worry about ourselves first. Give it up aj, three or more people believe this ban is woethless. Furthermore, what are you trying to gain from banning me? Nothing. I live here. And i didnt do it for the lulz, i did it to cover up a mess. You cant ban me for stupidity! --  21:20, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

They can but certainly should not! -- <font face="Stencil" color ="FFBA00"><span title="My page. No touchie!">THE SHEEP!  |<font face="Lucida Sans Unicode"> FIGHTTHEPOWER!   ( Stuff I did and stuff ) 18:18, 20 June 2011 (UTC)

IRC? -- Sanchonachos Republicans:Stop Whining.  16:55, 8 July 2011 (UTC)

RE: "Better Idea"
Candidly, I cannot concur with you, altering the set location of Polaris off of the mainland to a separate landform. Polaris is an extremely Brobdingnagian vicinity, and is the main economic drive of the Western Coast of Eastshield. Moving it would emtail in the total collapse of the Western Easthshield economy. Many businesses thrive through Polaris. Numerous locomotives, aircraft, automobiles and crs use the city as a transportation hub, to get from Point  to Point B. At the end of the day, Polaris being moved will have an extremely adverse effect on Eastshield. I'd rather have an invasion of the area than transfer to an island.-- Sanchonachos Republicans:Stop Whining.  04:18, 24 July 2011 (UTC)

Swiss Ninja autograph (Snoss-Castillian War Chapter Four)
Remember that excerpt where SN gave an autograph to a random guy?

"Swiss:"I feel sorry for you, boy. You don't seem to have any taste in good armies. Here, have my autograph, you crazy fan of mine..."

Swiss Ninja took out a photoshopped picture of himself being a big muscular body building penguin and signed it with a black pen."

- Snoss-Castillian War

<br .<

<tt> Can not un-see. </tt>

-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <span title="ARE YOU SCARED, LITTLE MAN?">BALANCED BUDGET AMENDMENT PASSES THE HOUSE<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †       <span title="I am in you deficit, cutting your spending!">-BUT WILL 'ZEE SENATE FOLLOW? <span title="I am in you base, killing your dudes!>[1 ] <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―  <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     01:51, 26 July 2011 (UTC)

An issue
I noticed that there is the unexplained reason Ed Island Air Force jets have the snoss insignia on them, so I was thinking of a few reasons that we could make that work out. One involved taking the idea out completly, as the picture of the Artillary Carrier taking off was actually a mistake as I ment to take it off, but forgot. There are other reasons that could be thought of, though. Message me if you have any ideas. --<font face="vivaldi" color="#0000ff" size="2">EDFan12345 Don't roast them!•You gotta Flambé 'em!•See meh Edits 22:33, 31 July 2011 (UTC)

RE:
How about a cross between 1 and 3, the Snoss once conquered Ed Island, Ed Islandmites fight back, get island back, keep jets. THIS CALLS FOR A NEW STORY!!!! --<font face="vivaldi" color="#0000ff" size="2">EDFan12345 Don't roast them!•You gotta Flambé 'em!•See meh Edits 22:47, 31 July 2011 (UTC)

Ya, good point. I suppose Ed Island being under Snoss rule would be OK. Maybe not all the culture and stuff but I think that would be good. At least untill I get the Ed Station idea I had up and running...But that would take place in 2018 --<font face="vivaldi" color="#0000ff" size="2">EDFan12345 Don't roast them!•You gotta Flambé 'em!•See meh Edits 23:12, 31 July 2011 (UTC)

IRC?
--Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 17:35, 2 August 2011 (UTC)

Cannot Upload Images
Recently I have asked you to upgrade my account so I can upload images. You responded saying that I can already do it, well I can't. Whenever I go to the upload page it says I need to be a Autoconfirmed user, Administrator, or staff. I still cannot upload images, it is impossible. Please make my account so I can upload images.

Heading down the Great Leap Forth? Read this.
Psst! The GREAT LEAP FORTH is a parody of an actual video game location. It's largely cavernous and rather dangerous:.

You're going to need to read up on your video games if you want to tell a tale of Uno Valley.


 * Here are some invaluable links:


 * Overview of Great Leap Forth parodee
 * Map of the same
 * Fitting music for the scenic part where a drunken Clovis skipped along merrily. Fitting music for Clovis walking along confidently.
 * Fitting music for Clovis in the "Great Caverns".

-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    This camera shot cost more than I made last year.<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        DON'T SLAM THE DOOR ON YOUR HOT PIRATE CAPTAIN   <span title="I am in you base, killing your dudes!> [1 ] <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―  <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     20:47, 5 August 2011 (UTC)

RE: Fraz
I don't ever remember considering Fraz in your story or promising to write him. :\

Nate (the other lawyer, not the RP IRC one, the one in the tale) was present to help them on matters of law and Polaris. (He also wants to visit.)

-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    AZULA WAS HERE<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        WELL THEY RAISED UP A SON THAT COULD EAT UP HIS WEIGHT IN GROCERIES   <span title="I am in you base, killing your dudes!> [1 ] <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―  <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     01:30, 8 August 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: You do not need a passport to enter Polaris SAD. Remember that the Polaris SAD Amendment allows for "free trade".

Hi there, I'm making a new kingdom and would like some help. I'm calling my kingdom FCPA and it's near the Ross Sea. The only problem is it is taking up some of the space of another kingdom that has not been updated since 2010. I would like some help placing this land somewhere and some good tips for making a new kingdom. Thanks for helping me. --OpenIDUser3 01:20, 10 August 2011 (UTC) Also known as Feey1!

IRC?
--The GREAT and POWERFUL CHIBI! 00:13, 15 August 2011 (UTC)

IRC, s'il vous plais?-- Sanchonachos Republicans:Stop Whining.  18:47, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

IRC plz
Andrew (Minecrafter) (Freeciv) 20:19, 30 August 2011 (UTC)

IRC, por favor..-- Sanchonachos Republicans:Stop Whining.  00:50, 1 September 2011 (UTC)

Sossions, I want to ask something of you!
Would you mine deleting the dead redirect to the deleted main page? <font face="" color="orange">Icmer In <font face="" color="yellow">Nyc 78% of PC gamers have played Minecraft.  No wonder why our eyesight is so bad. 03:26, 2 September 2011 (UTC)

Re:Calada
I'll allow you to adopt Calada on the following conditions herein. I have not edited the article in eons, so thus you may take OOC rights over the article in question.

1. Calada shall not remain a colony of Grand Permatan until the present day, and should be fully independent by 1941-1981.

2. I shall nitpick the history (as I study it in History, something I'm incredibly adept at)

3. French and English remain the languages

Notwithstanding the provisions set above, you are free to do whatever may please you within Calada. -- Sanchonachos Republicans:Stop Whining.  03:46, 3 September 2011 (UTC)

You already have this, but
Since you signed my prank page, you get another one! now you're double awesome! --RAILFAN1 RAILFAN1 IS AWESOME! 23:57, 3 September 2011 (UTC)

RE:
LOL, NP. Btw, U gave me a double message :P --RAILFAN1 RAILFAN1 IS AWESOME! 10:50, 4 September 2011 (UTC)

RE:
LOL, NP. Btw, U gave me a double message :P --RAILFAN1 RAILFAN1 IS AWESOME! 10:52, 4 September 2011 (UTC)

AU
So I saw your chapter in Kidnapped, great job BTW, I think it would be nice to have Sonic Xtreme and GGD as Liguria's representatives.

Greece parody
There's already a Greece parody... the Geek Empire.

If you want, you could try to revamp it.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 (  I AM META KNIGHT  )   <span title="Behold if you dare!">v   <span title="No trivia today, folks. =\">•  [ <span title="Tweak if you dare!">e ]  20:26, 10 September 2011 (UTC)

Thats not a parody of Greece. The Geek Empire is a geeky/high tech version of the old Greek Empire, not Greece itself.

--  20:37, 10 September 2011 (UTC)

Then combine the two. Making another country is redundant.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 (  I AM META KNIGHT  )   <span title="Behold if you dare!">v   <span title="No trivia today, folks. =\">•  [ <span title="Tweak if you dare!">e ]  20:50, 10 September 2011 (UTC)

RE: Greece
NO. We already have the Geek Empire. However, feel free to parody aspects of Greece in other nations. Heck, instead of making immense new countries no one will ever use, why not take the Japaland route and fuse cultures into one-another? Take as many nations as you can and combine them. That's the only real way you'll ever get a second Greece on here. -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <span title="Oh Azula, you're too awesome/pretty keep you out of my signature! (Did I just say that out loud?)">My mojo! <span title="GET IN MY BELLY!">It's all fun and games until someone brings out the Flesh Behemoth.

12:20, 11 September 2011 (UTC)

Crabs- The New Species
Recently you have posted on my talk page about crabs. Well it is not going to be all my focus here on the wiki. But I'm sure the guy who tried to make puffles intelligent and able to speak had a hard time. It's users like me that go above and beyond fanon in the wiki. Crabs will soon suit the wiki, like puffles have. I'm sure the crabs will soon become another well used character on the wiki. And I am defiantly going to do more with Feey1] and [[Alexander Clanin. I just haven't gotten to any good ides, so in the other crab wars the characters will be featured much more. Feey1's great Halloween adventure is coming soon!! -Feey1

can i become a Import?
Hello Swiss Ninja, This is G.T.! Can I Be a Import account?

CPFW Newsletter
Hello Swiss. Back in August you applied for a job for the Newsletter. The project was put on hold as the wiki's problems were being sorted out. Now the project is being resuscitated. Read the update at the top of the article for more details. The first issue is planned to be released in December and the details will be focused from events August to December. If you are still up for the job, then reply back with what you would like to help with. If not, then you can send your regards in a reply. Thanks. --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Fanon Rap, coming very soon! ) 12:32, 13 November 2011 (UTC)

Operation: Yowien Sea to Snoss Sea
Hey there buddy, I was wondering: Would Snowzerland be interested in a operation called Yowien Sea to Snoss Sea? The point is that SN wants to conquer the Yowien Sea, and all the islands in it. He would use the islands to boost Snowzerland's population, and land. Then he would use the islands as a jump start to world wide domination. He'd do this by stealing Yow's technology, and the Barbearer Islands' robot army. After Feey2 'killed' Feey1, he will be put as head of the operation. Would Snowzerland be interested in this, cause it would make great story possibilities. Of course every attempt, Snowzerland will fail. Reply soon!

Actually Swiss, I meant that Snowzerland would rule the sea. And destroy Yow Kingdom, and therefore could no longer be called the Yowien Sea. I just thought the operation name was catchy.

---- Feey1 <sup style="background-color: blue; color:white;">Can you hear me?  19:39, 19 November 2011 (UTC)

Well Chapter 1 of it is done, so I was wondering if you'd be interested in writing Chapter 2? Chapter 2 would be after The Race to Thanksgiving, and during the Barbearic Crab War. But I think it should be somewhere else, like in the Ninja Archipelago. I was planning to make the stars Feey1's Puffles: Meme, Gill, and Beep. They go to Castilla on vacation, and meet Leonardo, Piper, and Clovis. Beep doesn't like Leonardo, and Meme is a wanted criminal by the PSA(or in other words the EPF). This chapter would be a story(I'm planning on make the chapters, literal stories. They are child stories, to the mother story). I think it would be fun to write this 'chapter' with you.

---- Feey1 <sup style="background-color: blue; color:white;">Can you hear me?  23:28, 19 November 2011 (UTC)

Well, Operation: Yowien Sea to Snoss Sea comes AFTER The Race to Thanksgiving. RTT is the launching pad for YSSS, when Feey1 Pie discoveres hi evil clone. The next 'chapter' doesn't involve Feey1 at all, except towards the end when he searches for his puffles. YSSS is really more of a group of stories, like the For Great Justice. YSSS goes up to 2014, and ends there.

---- Feey1 <sup style="background-color: blue; color:yellow;">Can you hear me?  23:38, 19 November 2011 (UTC)

Articles Pending
Dear Swiss Ninja,

Hello. Alex here and I'm clearing out the stash of "short pages" in the wiki. I have found several articles of which you placed a Construction template on and left stale for longer than five months. These articles are:


 * Ludvig Van Beethaven

I am of no position to influence your choice, however, I simply wish to notify you about these articles. I am unable to find pages I edited that have the Construction tag and are stale, so if you do find any, you could always notify me.

Thanks!

A l e x 0 01 Talk 15:26, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

The Great Puffle Adventure
Hi Swiss Ninja. You know how I've started Jake's Christmas? I have decided to write two stories, and one time. I want to write a story called The Great Puffle Adventure, and I was wondering if I could use:


 * Clovis
 * Piper J. Cub
 * Leonardo
 * Dave
 * Castilla
 * Some Snoss soldiers

The story would be that Feey1's Puffles go to Las Puffles, but end up in Castilla some how. So they on a great adventure, but after Meme is arrested by the EPF the others must save her. Along the way they run into Bugzy, and Snoss soldiers. It would also be a part of YSSS. Please reply soon!

---- Feey1 <sup style="background-color: blue; color:yellow;">Can you hear me?  18:39, 27 November 2011 (UTC)

Heya,
Hi! I'm FanPeng, a new dude here. Anyway, I'm trying to upload pictures to the country I made, Okan, but I can't. If it's because I need my e-mail confirmed, I'm not getting a confirmation e-mail sent to my e-mails (I tried both of them). Can you help me out, here? FanPeng 12:48, 3 December 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I tried it again and it still didn't send! You should contact the staff about this!! (like you said) Fan --'''-- Peng  15:12, 4 December 2011 (UTC)

Feey1's Fun Stuff and Challenges!
You have won Week 2 of User:Feey1/Fun Stuff and Challenges! Your reward is this template:

-- 01:03, 9 December 2011 (UTC)

Advertising the wiki
Hello Swiss! ^^ I'm going to be making flyers for the fanon to distribute around school. Once I have everything, I'll show you and the others. ^^ See you! ~Iceflower485~

A Little Help
Hello! So, I'm a little new here. You are an admin, right? If you are, can you explain airlines? This IS a fanon wiki. You could create a page about the airline, can you? Please answer me ASAP! -- mariocrossing1  Happy Holidays!  19:49, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Re: Future and Where's Jock Hochstadt?
In The Great Puffle Adventure, I'm working on the chapter when Jock Hochstadt comes in. If you noticed, Chapter 6: Hats, Bugs, and Swords, the sword is the sign when Jock appears. He appears at a cafe, the same time when Meme, Gill, Piper, Leonardo, and Bugzy are there. Bugzy attacks the cafe, and Jock comes to the rescue!

And if Yow Kingdom is only to be one of the super powers, I'd like it to be more powerful than the USA.

-- 22:42, 20 December 2011 (UTC)

Your idea of the future of Antarctica is heavily OOC. The position of the USA as the sole superpower shall remain. Explore said on the old ShoutBox when we were on Wikia that he would want the USA to remain prosperous. TurtleShroom now holds OOC rights and if I told him, he would blow up. Also, the Great Powers of Antarctica are Freezeland, UnitedTerra and MAI, along with the AU. At this point the Yow Kingdom is still in recession but once they recover they could be Great Powers. -- Agent Johnson |  Proud to be English, not proud to support our football team :P  02:26, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

IRC
Now.-- Agent Johnson |  Proud to be English, not proud to support our football team :P  03:41, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

EDIT: I can't right now but we'll discuss it later.-- Agent Johnson |  Proud to be English, not proud to support our football team :P  03:43, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

Re:Li
No problem, and I'm glad you like it. I'm probably going to draw Tsoi next.

RE: Castillan Eastshield
I cancelled the United Province project and Explorer ceded the land to the A.Peninsula. Take it back if you want, just check an old map.-- Agent Johnson |  Proud to be English, not proud to support our football team :P  02:37, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Polaris vote restart + Apology
I guess that Polaris vote restart thing was a bit noobish of me; didn't know that Sancho forfeited, lol.

Oh and apology from me for flame warring on the Djoser talk. We were getting away from the main point. Go ahead, keep the map but the first two compromises are guarantees.-- Agent Johnson |  Proud to be English, not proud to support our football team :P  06:11, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

The Last Stand Future Vehicles
It appears you and me are lazy, and have decided to steal the vehicles from Star Wars for our countries. So to be prevent any confusion, I have come up with a plan. In The Last Stand Snowzerland will have the Star Wars vehicles from Episodes 1 - 3, and Yow Kingdom will have Star Wars vehicles from Episodes 4 - 6. Here is what a regular Star Destroyer looks like from Episodes 1 - 3:



And here is what the Mega Destroyer that Yow will use looks like:



Besides, you've already started doing this. Because in the Snoss Civil War you featured a vehicle from Episodes 1 - 3. Just wanted to make sure we were on the same page, and didn't get anything mixed up!

-- 19:23, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Thank You
Yes, Swiss ninja, thank you for the cards! Here is a gift for you:



Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year! -- 05:58, 24 December 2011 (UTC)

Re:Christmas Card
Thanks dude. I hope you have a Merry Christmas aswell.

RE:Thank You
Cheers mate. Look after yourself and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ;).-- Agent Johnson |  Proud to be English, not proud to support our football team :P  15:02, 24 December 2011 (UTC)

IRC?
-- Sanchonachos Republicans:Stop Whining.  22:56, 27 December 2011 (UTC)

Isracold is back!
I know I said I wasn't making anymore countries on the wiki, but I have a big urge to make a Israel parody. That's why I'm remaking Isracold on the wiki, and I would like your help. This time I will make the parody very hard to figure out that it is a parody. I will make the island look weird, and make it an Imperialism nation (well, actually a FORMER imperialism nation). Isracold will also have no reference to the Bible, or Jesus. I will mention that the people of Isracold did come out of Djoser, when they were freed by the pharaoh. Will you please help me make this parody, Swiss? This will be my last country ever made!

-- 20:21, 28 December 2011 (UTC)

King of Yow
I read the Alexander page and noticed that Alexander the great die in 2012. It saidFeey1 Pie will be the next air to the throne and Aexander and his queen julie had a baby alexander the second in 2011 so the second alexander should be king after Feey1 pie but i dont know.

Re:Tsoi
You're welcome. I'm going to draw the other senseis, and I'll have Hung keep his green robe. Also, in case you were wondering, I made Tsoi's color white as a reference to how white fire is the hottest type (atleast that's what I've read).

Cool. I love The Last Airbender cartoon so I know how you want it drawn.

Introducing A New User =D
Hello Swiss! ^^ We haven't really spoken much since Winter Break so I haven't had time to tell you that the flyers I made to advertise the wiki were already distributed around my school. (In all, there were 60 flyers printed out from my school's computer.) I was also able to get one of my friends to join the wiki! His name is Flame of Fate. ^^ `How have you been doing? I've been trying to meet you on Skype after school but you're never on... Oh well, I know you're probably busy right? Jsudsu said that you thought I was ignoring you when I wasn't going on Skype during Winter Break, but if you read my messages I said I couldn't bring any electronics with me to Brasil so I couldn't keep in contact, and I will never ignore you Swiss, (unless I have a very good reason too which probably won't happen again) you're my friend! ^^ Anyways, I hope you come back on to chat sometime! Ja ne~! (See you later~!) Iceflower485. (I don't know how to make a signature yet! ^^; ///)

Okay. ^^
Hi Swiss, I normally go on the IRC everyday now after school but recently a computer mechanic is trying to fix my laptop since it has a virus... Anyways, other than that I always try to go on and sometimes ask the other users if you passed by. Um, what time do you normally go on the IRC? See you! ^^ Iceflower485.

Okay. ^^ At that time though, it's already 9 or 10 at night for me....Oh well, I'll try to catch you whenever I can. I'll most likely be on more during the weekend and I'll be on in the mornings during school for two hours. See you! User: Iceflower485.

Hello!
Dear Swiss Ninja

I'm a new user who joined a week back. I'm sorry if I didn't ask for any help ( I'm kinda shy when it comes to typing to someone. Regardless of that, I'm planning on writing a story and I need help on how to start it also, I got Iceflower485 to help me with my character picture. I've also heard many things about you. I'll really appreciate it if you can help me a bit. From Flame of Fate.

HEY!
I was not "trying to imitate an admin", on User talk:Flame of Fate! I was welcoming the dude to the wiki, and giving him a starting a step. Who says only an admin could help a new user, huh? You helped me out when I was new, and YOU weren't and admin. Also I have never tried to imitate an admin before, NEVER! Swiss, I was just trying to help the guy start out that's all. You've been getting on my nerve lately, and that is not a good thing.

-- 01:00, 11 January 2012 (UTC)

Re: Club Penguin Invasion
You are completely clueless, Swiss. CP is fair game, and anything can happen to it. And King George's Island is fair game. You have no power over these articles, I don't either. They are open to EVERYONE! And you do realize that the real Club Penguin isn't located in America, it's located in CANADA!?!?! If anything CP should be under Calada's control. The only way for you to stop me from having King George's Island, and CP under Yow's control is if you adopted them. And those articles can only be adopted if they are low quality articles, which they aren't, TS told me so. There is also NO rule on this wiki that says that a fanon war cannot be waged against CP. CP is fair game, and open to EVERYONE!

-- 00:51, 20 January 2012 (UTC)

New story idea?
Hello Swiss, sorry I couldn't meet you on Skype for the last few days. I've been really busy. >< I decided that I was going to write a story and I already have most of it on paper. I was wondering if I could include some Japanese things in it, like make the characters use honorifics? (I'm guessing since the story would take place in Japaland that it would be good to make stories about it involving the Japanese culture.) What do you think? User: Iceflower485

Domo! ^^ (Thank you!)
Okay. I'm doing the character profilings in real life first though before typing it out online. Thanks! ^^ User: Iceflower485

Thank you
Thanks for helping me and my mother letted me get a account and can you help me with this wiki and tell me what you know.

Greetings
The NInJAcinto has arrived, thanks to Iceflower485. User: NinJacinto

A Page i made earlier
When i was a wikia conbritior, a made a page called Lucy Verghanta and i was wandering if you you undo view source it please? I really need to edit it and it still says view source and i need help? User: Fum!

Need to stop advertising for a while...
Hey Swiss... I think it'll be good idea for me to stop advertising for a while since something really bad happened in my school... A boy was stabbed during school today and everyone isn't in the mood to listen to anything right now because of this, plus we're all feeling uneasy since the person who was stabbed is a student from our school and the one who stabbed him is no where to be found... We don't know if the person is still around or not.... Sorry, it won't be permanent but the advertising will stop for now, and I'm going to halt plans for the poster I'm working on to advertise the fanon as well... Stay safe in school.... User: Iceflower485

IRC?
Did the IRC just go down, or is it just me? Happyface414''' (talk 04:27, 12 February 2012 (UTC)

The Meeting
Here's a picture I made of the Alliance leaders meeting in The Last Stand. That one penguin to the right is the president of Lisboagal.



Hope you like it! -- 21:08, 12 February 2012 (UTC)

Sorry
I really didn't know it was your 15th birthday. I'm sorry, I thought you were the same guy as you WERE. I'm sorry,

--Puggie 4276 01:17, 16 February 2012 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!
Heard that it was your fifteenth. Happy birthday! --Austin8310 King Radical. The most Radical Man in Radical Land.http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/13p27/ 02:46, 16 February 2012 (UTC)

Happy B-Day, Swiss Ninja! Just accept the image above as your gift from me. LOL! -- 04:22, 16 February 2012 (UTC)

Re: Questionnaire
1. Yes, I did, but I got too busy for it after a while.

2. November 14, 2009

3. A semi-expert, but I wasn't around to see Club Penguin before it was bought by Disney.

4. Yes, I have, actually I've been in various CP Armies and created one.

ok and wait?
ok im sorry and also if Dancing Penguin was a user here then does that mean most pages are users? idk im new and i dont know this permission stuff. Ive uploaded a picture.

So?
So techincally im aloud to choose a country for my penguin to live in and am i alowed to edit that country?

ok!
can you quickly change the page from Fum Clanin to Fum Flakeyson please.

KEEP!
KEEP the one saying Fum Clanin plaese but change the last name please if you can.

Well?
it is going to live in club penguin island. itself

Paint and Art
What kind of paint do you use and if so how long does it take you to do a picture?

ok! and goals of mine
Ive started to make my main page and ive set a few goals. If you want, i might make photos and images for the wiki such as, teh few i done today and my pictures takes me about 30 minuites to do but im gonna make a huge picture soon and idk how long it will take?

LOL!
Fum is not a girl, Fum is a boys lol

NEWS!


Read this letter and i hope you will find it INte rest in g? Peace >:)

it was a Joke and what is Appreciate?
It was a joke and im sorry it was a joke and what does appreciate mean? and what is bearucat?

Is this a game or is it real?
Is this wiki a game or real life because to me this game seems fun but im new so idk if this is a game because im a kid. I was playing a game about the joke and what is a threat?

Links and Puffles
Here's the link you wanted: http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/cfl/mutations.

And the puffle population in the Yowien Sea total is this:


 * 100 Rockhopper Island
 * 60 Yow Kingdom Island
 * 20 Barbearer Islands
 * 20 F Island
 * 40 June Islands
 * 80 Hontana
 * 20 Sanders Islands
 * 40 King George's Island

If you want to make a map, it's already been made. Check the puffle page. -- 01:52, 20 February 2012 (UTC)

Sorry
sorry but im not allowed to reveal personal information

Erm...
Hi Swiss! My name is Broseph16. If you go to the Club Penguin Wiki or the Shops Wiki, You'll know who I am. What I'm messaging you for is because I don't know where all the info about the locations, characters etc come from. Do they come from stories? Or do you just add random facts?

-- No guts,   No glory! ''' 22:47, 21 February 2012 (UTC)

So, I need permission to introduce characters and write stories? Or can I just introduce characters. I only want to introduce one; me :P -- No guts,   No glory! ''' 01:11, 22 February 2012 (UTC)

RE: Wall of Fame
Ah yes I was working on adding you, but I forgot about it. I'll get to it this week, hopefully. Just let me know a tiny bit of your history, e.g. when you joined, your achievements and stuff like that. --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Fanon Rap, coming very soon! ) 17:25, 22 February 2012 (UTC)

Re: Star Kirby
So, what pages did you delete? Star kirby12 09:16, 24 February 2012 (UTC)

By the way, why don't you call me "Star" instead, it's shorter. And I'm a he. Star kirby12 13:15, 24 February 2012 (UTC)

Re: Maps
No, the islands will remain under the USA's control. I would have Yow control them, but that would mean that King George's Island would be ruled too. -- 00:09, 26 February 2012 (UTC)

Re: The Maps
You said that Yow couldn't control Club Penguin, because the USA would come after Yow. So why should Castilla control these islands!? Castilla wants to destroy the USA too, so these islands will be under the rule of the USA. Either that, or they will be ruled by Yow!

-- 00:27, 26 February 2012 (UTC)

The Last Stand
Can Star, Person, IF and the SoL be in The Last Stand? Star kirby12 12:57, 1 March 2012 (UTC)

Promotion?
Is there any chance of me being promoted? --I'm Amigopen. FEAR ZE SPRITE!! 07:59, 3 March 2012 (UTC)

re: death threat reply
when you said learn new words :P what did you mean? and why where you talking about salt? i dont know what appreciate or tolerated mean but seriously what did you mean by salt?

Snowprus
Dude, thanks a million for improving Snowprus. You are teh epicness. Thanks bro'! Stelios7 14:04, 3 March 2012 (UTC).

RE: WoF
No no it's good you reminded me I started it but my computer's been acting up so it's been hard to work on it but tomorrow I'll try to work in it again tomorrow ;) --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Fanon Rap, coming very soon! ) 19:47, 3 March 2012 (UTC)

The Last Stand Icon
Here it is:



Hope you like it! I can make a different one if you want, since I did sort of mess up on this one. Actually I will make different one, just curios if you like this one. -- 00:56, 10 March 2012 (UTC)

Here's the new, and improved icon! Hope ya like it!!!



-- 01:35, 10 March 2012 (UTC)

Eurovison
Hello! Have you ever heard of the Eurovision Song Contest? We should do a parody of it - you and I. I think you'd be the right person to help with this. Perhaps "Anarcticvision" or maybe a better name than that. Here's some links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest_2012

http://www.eurovision.tv/page/baku-2012

I can explain more to you if you'd like me to.

Unfortunately I don't think Ireland will win this year. Watch this and see why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni133caQ9Dw

Here's our entry from last year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zENujULMCuU

--<font face="Gabriola" color ="green"> Triskelle3 <span title="Yous should click here - it's class, like.">Talk to me! 05:08, 11 March 2012 (UTC)

Woah, hang ón. Ireland aren'tthat bad. Jedward did alright with their song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2huxEkE1GD4&feature=relmfu) last year.

Britain won't do well either. Here's who we got (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engelbert_Humperdinck_(singer)). I'm hoping that Greece and Turkey will vote for each other as usual, Malta or San Marino makes the final (highly unlikely) and for Denmark to win (because Denmark are always good but never win). What is also important is that Germany always makes sure that there singer is good looking, in a tight suit and can't actually sing, but somehow always finishes the near the top ;). -- Agent Johnson |  For once Channel 5 (UK) is actually doing alright. They broadcast football matches you want to watch, The Gadget Show is bloody good and for christ sakes they have Big Brother! But scrap Channel 5 News, no one watches it, scrap Fifth Gear, everyone watches Top Gear and scrap Milkshake, because toddlers watch Cebeebies.  TL;DR : Channel 5 is dumb since still don't know people don't watch them but they're getting smarter cause now we are watching them.  11:49, 11 March 2012 (UTC)

If you want, I could make characters.
and adopt insane's

or i could do either one.

-grimAuxiliatrix

Okay, I'll try to get Chibi to come back.

-grimAuxiliatrix

Yeah, it wasn't. I think the only equestria related thing in there is the sun and moon ruling in harmony, and the empress celestia and the emperor lunar

IRC WHEN POSSIBLE
Go! Happyface414''' (talk 21:21, 12 March 2012 (UTC)

Who was Feey hating on?
was it me -- grimAuxiliatrix 00:06, 13 March 2012 (UTC)

Also, since I joined on Saturday, will I be able to upload images on Wednesday or Tuesday? -- grimAuxiliatrix 00:23, 13 March 2012 (UTC)

hmm, not yet.

i heard bureaucrats can though

not sure if you want to upgrade me this quickly though :? -- grimAuxiliatrix 01:05, 13 March 2012 (UTC)

March 12, 2012
http://pastebin.com/38uzHNhL This is the link to my conversation with Feey... User: Iceflower485

Can't you promote me to an autoconfirmed user?
or do i just have to wait longer

its fine if you cant but it'd be appreciated -- grimAuxiliatrix 23:52, 13 March 2012 (UTC)

oh ok and Lol!
Firest of Vanessa was half penguin-half puffle lol but anyways im gonna restart as vanessa laying a egg instead ok? and alexis SHALL hatch from it if it's ok?

About TurtleShroom...
I know that TS is a trusted user, but have you noticed how he seems to type in caps lock whenever he deletes something? 10:06, 16 March 2012 (UTC)

I made this for you just out of pure boredom
Since Amigopen isn't responding to my request to draw Star, I decided to try some drawings of my own. Though I'm not very good at it, here's a picture of Swiss Ninja.



I'm going to try to draw more, so i'll have plenty of time to revise this. Tell me if you have any suggestions! 15:15, 16 March 2012 (UTC)


 * I took your suggestions and revised it. Here:


 * [[File:Swissninjaepicwhamrevised1.png]]


 * Hope you like this one! Fixerbot.jpg 10:04, 17 March 2012 (UTC)

RE: IRC
cant

going to bed soon

remember, my time is three hours ahead of you

Ok! i changed a little
Ok! i changed it by instead of having a penguin-puffle born from a puffle mother and father penguin. Im doing it were the penguin was bitten by a puffle.

Just remember?
Just remember when you said make 'normal' characters im not sure if you catch on that fast but im gonna flashback you. I Said to you im under 13 so i cant make a account and you relpied that you dont need to be over 13 for a account. Im a kid/child and children have em Creativiaty and imagination just to remind you. Im 11 and under 13 just to remind you.

Ya!
My character Fum is rlated into The Pie Family believe it or not and im gonna start a family of my own who WILL marry Fum's daughter im making soon.Anyways Feey told me the plotline for after the Last Stand about Lexi Pie being queen and her chick in Feey1's castele and etc. Im gonna help him with Crab War 2 :D.

My internet is down... =/
Nee Suissu-sama, (Hey Swiss,) Sorry if I haven't been on Skype lately but my internet is down for some reason... *sighs* I'm using my phone to get on the wiki, but I can't get on my Skype... =/ Oh well... I guess we can talk via talk page.... ^^; //// See you hopefully soon, -Iceflower485

My internet is down... =/
Nee Suissu-sama, (Hey Swiss,) Sorry if I haven't been on Skype lately but my internet is down for some reason... *sighs* I'm using my phone to get on the wiki, but I can't get on my Skype... =/ Oh well... I guess we can talk via talk page.... ^^; //// See you hopefully soon, -Iceflower485

Yeah... I hope I can fix whatever problem my laptop is having this weekend... Going on the wiki through my phone is a bit of a pain since it takes so long to load sometimes or repeats messages. *sighs* I have an ipad which will let me go on Skype but right now I can't get to it... I'll try tomorrow though. I have to go now since it's 12 where I am and I have to do a powerpoint presentation for Biology tomorrow... >< I'm so nervous! Ja ne! ^^ (See you later!) -Iceflower485.

RE: Your WoF plaque
Big problem. New file size limit is 2MB while this thing is a whoppin' 7-8MB. I'll have to separate all the plaques. This might take a while so bare with me. --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  The Fanon Rap, coming very soon! ) 12:46, 20 March 2012 (UTC)

Advertising by combining Legos and Keysabers
I was bored, so I started fiddling with my Lego pieces, and I made a keysaber. I'm planning on making an advertisement with it for the sake of our wiki activity.



Do you think this will work? 06:27, 21 March 2012 (UTC)

P.S., I think you should archive your talk...

We actually might not want to go back to the old wiki...
Remember when I said we could return to the old wiki if this wiki closes? I was wrong.

There are two users called Superbobjoe and Chat1240 that think they can do whatever they want since all of us are doing stuff here.

FIRST: Superbobjoe makes a page about non-mascot famous penguins, which is completely unnecessary, and SECOND: Chat1240 adopts a page called Turtly without any permission.

And then they say that I should be ashamed. Here's what they said:



The old wiki needs a spray of reverting and warnings. <font face="agency FB">Sir, I am in need of assistance! ~ 06:37, 22 March 2012 (UTC)
 * LordMaster96 and I already saw. We laughed very hard. There was also some blanking vandalism there, which they did zilch about and created this instead. Also, their organization to control crime has a rather lulz logo if you read a site whose's initials are ED. Andrew (It is he who makes the butter fly) 22:44, 22 March 2012 (UTC)

Pregnant im ny opinion and other things
In my opinion, i see it as the penguins are pregnant with the eggs for a while and soon they lay the eggs like that picture of urs i seen. and then the egg hatches. anyways...

Countries
Well, i'll leave my UKA page but i wanted to know if there's any way to have my COUNTRY not a city, or a colony!

And yes! i'm a spanish speaker! of british origins!

i'm a king, a leader! no one can change that from my mind!

--King of cp 20:10, 24 March 2012 (UTC)

Location of Furshire
I was thinking if Furshire could be located at some part of the ninja archipelago? (maybe in the west part), and it can be close to Puffle'and.

--King of cp 17:25, 25 March 2012 (UTC)

I Agree with the location.

--King of cp 18:45, 25 March 2012 (UTC)

But, if that's the new location, the map of the USA will be modified?

--King of cp 18:50, 25 March 2012 (UTC)

Empire of Furshire
You said that empires have emperors and kingdoms have kings, but the monarch can choose to use the title of emperor or the title of king, an example of that can be the british empire or the spanish empire.