User:Mario Rk/CK

[20:33] <+CK> time to choose [20:33] <@DetectiveStache> make him a mary sue [20:33] <+CK> nu [20:34] <@DetectiveStache> moments after you were hatched [20:34] <@DetectiveStache> he was recruited into the EPF [20:34] <@DetectiveStache> where he trained for most of his life [20:34] <@DetectiveStache> eventually by the age of 2 you were so skilled that you were too good for the EPF [20:34] <@DetectiveStache> and they knew that [20:34] <@ComradeChill> so they made an even eliter agency just for you [20:34] <@DetectiveStache> so naturally they drug you up and make you into Weapon CK [20:34] <@ComradeChill> U U [20:34] <@ComradeChill> U U [20:34] <@ComradeChill> ... :( [20:34] <@DetectiveStache> Weapon CK is incredibly OP [20:35] <@DetectiveStache> but unfortunately for them, you are a jedi [20:35] <@DetectiveStache> you have the midichlorians within you [20:35] <@DetectiveStache> you force choke them all and break the mind spells [20:35] <@DetectiveStache> you escape into the wilderness where you are found by Ya'duh [20:35] <+CK> what, like Swiss Ninja who is a Natural ninja and was a master after two days? [20:35] <+CK> also Fanon has "normal" ninjas and "Inherited" ninjas who inherit their powers [20:35] <@DetectiveStache> Ya'duh teaches young CK the ways of the force [20:35] <@DetectiveStache> and CK nails it all down within a month [20:36] <@DetectiveStache> He is now the world's most powerful light side force wielder [20:36] <+CK> well he is B) After like a year or something in Fanon [20:36] <@DetectiveStache> ...due to a lack of competition [20:36] <@DetectiveStache> C: [20:36] <+CK> not actually but he finishes his actual training in like a year [20:36] <@DetectiveStache> at the age of 3 CK begins training with Master Sensei, who Ya'duh recommended [20:36] <+CK> then he restarted the order so he inherited the leader spots [20:37] <@DetectiveStache> CK became a master at all 4 elements within the end of the day [20:37] <@DetectiveStache> His abilities in the force only enhanced his abilities as a ninja [20:37] <@DetectiveStache> and thus he was able to learn so quickly [20:37] <@ComradeChill> "all 4" [20:37] <@ComradeChill> you mean CK mastered CHEEZ?! [20:37] <@DetectiveStache> i count shadow [20:37] <@DetectiveStache> but yes [20:37] <@ComradeChill> but [20:37] <@DetectiveStache> also cheez [20:37] <@ComradeChill> cheez [20:38] <+CK> no cheese is led by sensei's mentally disabled brother [20:38] <@DetectiveStache> sorry snow, you're getting replaced [20:38] <@DetectiveStache> anyway as time advances [20:38] <+CK> or maybe an annoynig grand-nephew or something who's like 7 [20:38] <@DetectiveStache> the next week CK finally goes out into public life [20:38] <+Dr_Doge> wondercheez [20:38] <@DetectiveStache> he bumps into agent Gary who's ordering a fish pizza at the parlor that day [20:38] <@DetectiveStache> 4-year old CK doesn't know anything about the celebrities of CP, but Gary takes a curosity in him [20:39] <@DetectiveStache> Gary invites the young CK pizza [20:39] <@DetectiveStache> Gary gives CK an invite to the PSA, since he sees something special in him [20:39] <@DetectiveStache> at this point CK doesn't remember the PSA at all, but he still has all his training from it [20:40] <@DetectiveStache> CK goes back to the PSA, and that's where things go down hill [20:40] <@DetectiveStache> some mad scientist broke in the HQ and found a rare "High Serum [20:40] <@DetectiveStache> " [20:40] <@DetectiveStache> He injected it into CK in the name of science [20:40] <@DetectiveStache> Initially, CK felt very sick and weak [20:41] <@DetectiveStache> But the High Serum had transformed CK's biological DNA into that of a high penguin [20:41] <@DetectiveStache> and on top of that, his midichlorian count was tripled [20:41] <@DetectiveStache> CK is more powerful than ever before [20:42] <@DetectiveStache> CK would go on to CP elementary school while still under the wing of the PSA [20:42] <@DetectiveStache> he meets Chill and Johnny [20:42] <@DetectiveStache> but there's a problem [20:42] <@DetectiveStache> CK is an absolute GENIUS [20:43] <@DetectiveStache> he graduates from school in a week [20:43] <@DetectiveStache> and then graduates from college in a day [20:43] <@DetectiveStache> what degrees did he get? [20:43] <@DetectiveStache> ALL OF THEM [20:43] <@ComradeChill> all of them? [20:43] <@ComradeChill> wau [20:43] <@DetectiveStache> yeah he's that smart [20:43] <@DetectiveStache> CK is 5 now, and he's the business owner of the Eggnog Emporium [20:43] <@DetectiveStache> which is booming by the way [20:43] <@DetectiveStache> he makes trillions each month [20:44] <@DetectiveStache> unfortunately, at this point CK is forgetting his purpose [20:44] <@DetectiveStache> he has almost abandoned the order [20:44] <+Bepis> First quadrillionaire in Antarctica [20:44] <@DetectiveStache> and soon his temper gets the better of him [20:44] <+Bepis> He skipped Trillionaire because he's too cool for that [20:44] <@DetectiveStache> ^ [20:45] <@DetectiveStache> he force shoves one of the board managers of Eggnog Emporium out of a building [20:45] <@DetectiveStache> CK realized what a big mistake he just made [20:45] <@DetectiveStache> so he caught him using the force before he could land [20:45] <@DetectiveStache> CK learned something that day [20:45] <+Bepis> implying he could ever make a mistake [20:45] <@DetectiveStache> so he renewed his vows as a jedi [20:45] <+CK> Yow II [20:45] <@DetectiveStache> one day while in the gadget room [20:46] <@DetectiveStache> young CK found a series of potions in a box labeled "DO NOT OPEN" [20:46] <@DetectiveStache> so he opens it using the force instead [20:46] <@DetectiveStache> and he drinks ALL The potions [20:46] <@DetectiveStache> but something strange is happening [20:46] <@DetectiveStache> What? CK is evolving! [20:46] <@DetectiveStache> CK evolved into Better CK! [20:47] <@DetectiveStache> Better CK can fly, shoot lasers from his eyes, is indestructible, can run at super speeds, has perfect accuracy, perfect fighting skills, master of all fighting styles and is immortal btw [20:48] <@DetectiveStache> so now Better CK becomes a super hero [20:48] <@DetectiveStache> he instantly outperforms all the other superheroes of the fanon world, and becomes renowned as fanon's greatest hero in history [20:49] <@DetectiveStache> CK is 7 now [20:49] <@DetectiveStache> and he's the most successful penguin on the planet [20:49] <+CK> sounds cool [20:49] <@DetectiveStache> he's pretty happen [20:50] <@DetectiveStache> but then he gets a TON of write in votes to become president of the USA [20:52] <@DetectiveStache> his first motion as president of antarctica, is to wage war with the human world [20:52] <@DetectiveStache> which he does [20:52] <@DetectiveStache> and he wins too btw [20:55] <@DetectiveStache> after that he unites all of the countries of fanon [20:55] <@DetectiveStache> and he commands all the scientists of the world to freeze the world [20:55] <@DetectiveStache> now all the humans are dead [20:55] <@DetectiveStache> but who cares!! [20:55] <@ComradeChill> ok quacker [20:55] <@DetectiveStache> look at all this new expansion!!! [20:56] <@DetectiveStache> so of course as king of the earth, ck takes over everything [20:56] <@DetectiveStache> everything is the USA now [20:56] <@DetectiveStache> CK is pretty proud of himself [20:56] <@DetectiveStache> BUT [20:56] <@DetectiveStache> he isnt done [20:57] <@DetectiveStache> as king of the earth, he commands the scientists to build superships [20:57] <@DetectiveStache> CK ends up conquering other worlds [20:57] <@DetectiveStache> he conquers mars [20:57] <@DetectiveStache> plant x [20:57] <@DetectiveStache> planet x [20:57] <@DetectiveStache> planet y [20:57] <@DetectiveStache> the astroid belt [20:57] <@DetectiveStache> pluto [20:57] <@DetectiveStache> he conquers the sun too btw [20:58] <@DetectiveStache> and he converts all of them to penguin-habitable uptopias [20:58] <@DetectiveStache> CK is about 13 now [20:58] <+Dr_Doge> but wait [20:58] <@DetectiveStache> and he's been TIME Penguin of the year for 13 years in a row too btw [20:58] <@ComradeChill> why 13 [20:58] <@ComradeChill> why not 14 [20:59] <@DetectiveStache> chill plz [20:59] <@DetectiveStache> this is ck [20:59] <@DetectiveStache> hes not a mary sue [20:59] <@DetectiveStache> smh [20:59] <@ComradeChill> o ok [20:59] <@ComradeChill> sry [20:59] <+Dr_Doge> by destroying the humans, he also makes the editor no longer exist, therefore he will never actually advance his plan w/o anyone to write it [20:59] <@DetectiveStache> what [20:59] <@DetectiveStache> no [20:59] <@ComradeChill> yes [20:59] <@DetectiveStache> dont be redquelous [21:00] <@DetectiveStache> ck just hires the penguins to write for him [21:00] <@DetectiveStache> so now that ck is 13 [21:00] <@DetectiveStache> he realizes that even tho he commanded all the wars, he hasnt participated in one [21:00] <@DetectiveStache> yknow [21:00] <@DetectiveStache> so he flies out into space [21:00] <@DetectiveStache> and flies REALLY far out into the universe [21:00] <@DetectiveStache> lightyears away [21:01] <@DetectiveStache> only in a matter of seconds [21:01] <@DetectiveStache> he meets ukog [21:01] <@DetectiveStache> oc character do not steal [21:01] <@DetectiveStache> ukog goes super duper and he turns all yellow-y [21:01] <@DetectiveStache> ukog charges to ck [21:01] <@DetectiveStache> but then ck takes him out with one punch [21:01] <@DetectiveStache> "lol loser" -ck, probably [21:01] <+CK> one punch peng [21:02] <@DetectiveStache> what [21:02] <@DetectiveStache> no ck [21:02] <@DetectiveStache> hes not a mary sue [21:02] <@DetectiveStache> stop thinking that hes a mary sue [21:02] <@DetectiveStache> this is my story [21:02] <@DetectiveStache> and i wont let you dictate my decisions for your life [21:02] <+CK> remember that time I was a savage in Calada, Eh? [21:02] <+CK> mean to everyone [21:02] <@ComradeChill> dennis has a pretty savage brother [21:03] <@DetectiveStache> ty chill [21:03] <@DetectiveStache> so like [21:03] <@DetectiveStache> now ck is really powerful [21:03] <@DetectiveStache> he flies from planet to planet [21:03] <@DetectiveStache> but alas [21:03] <@DetectiveStache> no one is as good as him [21:03] <@DetectiveStache> he is just TOO GOOD [21:03] <@DetectiveStache> its almost like hes imperfect [21:03] <@DetectiveStache> because hes so perfect [21:03] <@DetectiveStache> ck started to sad [21:03] <@DetectiveStache> but then [21:03] <@DetectiveStache> a shooting star [21:03] <@DetectiveStache> HUH?!?! [21:04] <@DetectiveStache> what is this?? owo [21:04] <@DetectiveStache> IT WAS Penquina [21:04] <+CK> owo [21:04] <@DetectiveStache> CK's long lost sister [21:04] <@ComradeChill> head floats out the door [21:04] <@DetectiveStache> penquina: hello ck, i am your sister [21:04] <@DetectiveStache> ck: cool [21:05] <@DetectiveStache> so they both went back to earth, which is now named planet penquino after ck [21:05] <@DetectiveStache> btw the oceans are made of eggnog now [21:05] <@DetectiveStache> because of demands by ck himself [21:05] <@DetectiveStache> the people rejoyce for the return of they are leader [21:05] <+Bepis> also http://i.imgur.com/ERto3cC.jpg [21:05] == Communist76 has changed nick to HF [21:06] == HF has changed nick to Guest23636 [21:06] <@DetectiveStache> but then [21:06] <@DetectiveStache> trouble strikes [21:06] <@ComradeChill> "his family was rich, which meant they could afford daily necessities and enjoy many luxuries, a rare thing since the king's crippling taxes prevented people from becoming rich" the mary sue is strong in this one [21:06] == Guest23636 has changed nick to Communist76 [21:06] <@DetectiveStache> a portal from dimension π² had arrived [21:07] <@DetectiveStache> king soros the destructor had arrived [21:07] <@ComradeChill> PIE SQUARED?!?! [21:07]  top kek bepis [21:07] <@DetectiveStache> he went up to ck's doorstep and knocked politely [21:08] <@DetectiveStache> ck opened up [21:08] <@DetectiveStache> he was in his night gown btw [21:08] <@DetectiveStache> it was like 2 in the morning [21:08] <@DetectiveStache> ck usually wakes up at 2:01 [21:08] <@DetectiveStache> and then he falcon PAWNCHED CK [21:08] == Bepis has changed nick to ^^ [21:08] <@DetectiveStache> ck cried out in pain [21:08] <@DetectiveStache> is this it? [21:08] <@DetectiveStache> could it be the end? [21:09] <@DetectiveStache> but then CK used the force to shove destroyer soros back into his portal to dimension π² [21:09] <@DetectiveStache> everyone was saved [21:09] <@DetectiveStache> yes [21:12] <@DetectiveStache> so [21:12] <@DetectiveStache> is everyone keeping up with my story? [21:12] <@ComradeChill> yes [21:12] <@ComradeChill> CK is being awesome and just saved the universe [21:12] <@DetectiveStache> yes [21:12] <@DetectiveStache> now ck was 15 [21:12] <@DetectiveStache> and he realized he need a gf [21:13] == Callum_Fawsitt [~Callum_Fa@unaffiliated/callum-fawsitt/x-5513219] has quit [Quit: Callum_Fawsitt] [21:13] <@DetectiveStache> good job callum [21:13] <@DetectiveStache> btw [21:13] <@DetectiveStache> if ur senstive [21:13] <@DetectiveStache> u better leave [21:13] <@DetectiveStache> it gets rly graphic [21:13] * ComradeChill stays cuz he's edgy [21:14] <@DetectiveStache> ok [21:14] <@DetectiveStache> is everyone ready? [21:14] <@DetectiveStache> so when ck got up in the morning [21:14] <@DetectiveStache> he saw the love of his life [21:14] <@DetectiveStache> then he kissed her and married her [21:14] <@DetectiveStache> all in the same day [21:14] <@DetectiveStache> they didnt need to date [21:14] <@ComradeChill> smh this is too lewd [21:14] <@DetectiveStache> cuz they were PERFECT for each other [21:14] <@ComradeChill> with two dudes with food [21:15] <@DetectiveStache> so they had a BIG wedding on the moon [21:15] <@DetectiveStache> everyone in the universe was attending their hero's wedding [21:15] <@DetectiveStache> it was also a national holiday [21:16] <@DetectiveStache> national because if it exists, ur under ck's rule [21:18] <@DetectiveStache> the next day [21:18] <@DetectiveStache> ck got up [21:18] <@DetectiveStache> and looked at his to do list [21:18] <@DetectiveStache> and then he remembered [21:18] <@DetectiveStache> oops i forgot about the jedi [21:18] <@DetectiveStache> so naturally he reestablished the jedi order [21:18] <@DetectiveStache> everyone was with the light side now [21:18] <@DetectiveStache> it was good [21:18] <@DetectiveStache> TOO GOOD [21:18] <@ComradeChill> and then the store ran out of pie?! [21:19] <@DetectiveStache> no lol [21:19] <@DetectiveStache> what do you think this is [21:19] <@DetectiveStache> a soap opera? [21:19] <@DetectiveStache> it just stayed good [21:19] <@DetectiveStache> BUT THEN [21:19] <@DetectiveStache> SOMETHING WENT WRONG [21:20] <@DetectiveStache> the x-virus has a massive outbreak [21:20] <@DetectiveStache> x-people everywhere [21:20] <@DetectiveStache> but not ck [21:20] <@DetectiveStache> hes immune cuz his pwoers [21:21] <@ComradeChill> gotta love those pwoers [21:21] <@DetectiveStache> ck saw the world now [21:21] <@DetectiveStache> the x-virus was everywhere [21:21]  Marx is my god [21:21] <@DetectiveStache> there was no way to stop it [21:21] <@DetectiveStache> except [21:22] <@DetectiveStache> HE HAD TO DO IT [21:22] <@DetectiveStache> so he ran and flew around the universe at 10000000000000000000x the speed of light and saved everyone [21:23] <@DetectiveStache> ck is 18 now [21:23] <@DetectiveStache> also hes bored [21:23] <@DetectiveStache> so he decides to use the tardy note to travel through time and conquer everything thats not CK [21:23] <@DetectiveStache> and when ck came back he saw a perfect uptopia [21:23] <@DetectiveStache> it was good [21:23] <@DetectiveStache> and now ck is about 20 [21:24] <@DetectiveStache> cuz he spent a few years conquering all of time [21:26] <@DetectiveStache> btw [21:26] <@DetectiveStache> CK gets a son [21:26] <@DetectiveStache> he names him CK jr [21:26]  creative name [21:27] <@DetectiveStache> o btw [21:27] <@DetectiveStache> since hes 18 now [21:27] <@DetectiveStache> i think we might be at modern day fanon [21:27] <@DetectiveStache> cuz cuz [21:27] <@DetectiveStache> ck is 19 [21:27] <@DetectiveStache> so ill stop there [21:28] <+CK> gg [21:28] <@DetectiveStache> see CK, this is how you tell a story [21:28] <+CK> gr8 story [21:28] <@DetectiveStache> i told you the story of your life [21:28] <@ComradeChill> wau [21:28] <@DetectiveStache> and you couldnt even make a story of 1/30th of your life