The Real Aye-Que

The Real Aye-Que is a song sung by Doctor Aye-Que proving why he is the real aye que and fails everytime to defeat Tails6000 and his friends.

Lyrics
(Siren goes off)

May I have your attention slaves! I will have your attention slaves, now will the real Aye Que please stand up, I repeat will the real Aye-Que please stand up (Thud) I can't!

You guys act like you never seen a round thing before stomach all over the snow like someones eaten too much puffleo's I been eating ever since I was in the darktonian pie war and I will rap for you to bore.

I am so smart it's true I'm not kidding, I dont work my robots do my bidding.

Tails6000 says no way Tails6000 says...HES STILL ALIVE ARGH! I might have a bit of glitches in my bots Luce, but it's not worse then what is in the pie war.

I want to go to the berrah and destroy again cause I need those destruction gems

Tails is fast like this Tails is fast like that he always manages to solve all my bots and thats the reason my plans are all crud. If I dont get those gems I'll surly be jacked!

Of course you're gonna stop me at your fast pace, By the time you reach my base I'll be outta that place, And when you defeat me please don't start to celebrate, For I'll return once again at a later date!

I'm like the "Stay-Puff" man 'cause you can't kill me, Anything you try will just bounce right offa me! My big puffle face goes on the TV, To announce you won't survive in the debris!

And there's several of them just like me! Who dress like me, scoot, got a wrench, oppress like me, fur like me, And a big pair of stylish glasses like me, And just might be an evil villain but not quite me!

I'm the Aye-Que, yes the real Aye-Que, And you other Aye-Ques aren't a puffle like I am! So won't the real Aye-Que please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. I'm the Aye-Que, yes the real Aye-Que, And you other Aye-Ques aren't a puffle like I am! So won't the real Aye-Que please stand up, can't stand up, Can't stand up?!

Reception
The song soon became very popular and soon Tails Underground started doing numerous concerts with it. Speeddasher is a huge fan of the song and sometimes plays it in his igloo.

Trivia

 * This is a parody of the real eggman music video on newgrounds
 * Most people use clips from the show of Adventures of Tails6000 or Ford Car and Link as a music video