Anchovy Daffodil

"Perfectly healthy? More medicine...ahahahahaha..."

- Anchovy Daffodil

Anchovy Salmon "Narcissa" Daffodil, more commonly known as Anchovy Daffodil, title Chief Madame of Medicine (in the Totally Unofficial Medical Party only), is a scary doctor living in Club Penguin. Her pet subject and profession is medicine, having earned a job purely to prescribe, give and recommend medicine. Her obsession with medicine is often compared to her rival Doctor John Barrbuh's love of surgery, Sister Alkamesh arming herself with needles, and the Chesshire LOLCat's obsession with AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and unsigned forum posts. She is the archetypal "super scary doctor" in chick's shows, and is another reason why chicks are very reluctant to go to hospital.

Early Life
Anchovy hatched on a very cold winter's day, on December the 13th, 1984, as Anchovy Salmon Daffodil, into a rich family residing in Club Penguin. She had four other siblings at the time, and they were all quite stereotypical (pink goes with fairies, blue with robot cars, etc.). Consequently, her parents expected her to like the colour pink, and play with dolls of fairies, and all the other stereotypes. However, this never happened. As a young chick, she was very factual and down-to-earth. They tried their best to make her like princesses, fairies, pink, etc. to make things easier for them, but she hated these. They thought that something must be wrong with her, so they took her to the hospital, where the kind doctor said that nothing was wrong. This was an awful decision for penguins afraid of doctors and medicine, as this event impacted her for life.

After that event, she became fascinated with hospitals, doctors and medicine. As a last resort, the parents, as soon as she could read, gave her a book on flowers for her seventh birthday. Unfortunately for them, she preferred to read the parts about the medical plants, such as Hollyhock, rather than the history of roses. This escalated to a point where she planted the medical flowers she liked best (usually the ugliest ones) in her family's mansion gardens, and made sure her family ate them when they were ill ("Let's see...a sore belly? Just eat some garlic and you'll be cured. It's medicine."). At first, everybody was annoyed because they axiomatically thought that stereotypes were true for everything, but they got used to it, especially when they got their heads round the fact that it saved them some money.

Some time later, three new siblings, with a pair of twins, entered the family. They conformed to stereotypes immediately, which pleased their parents and the rest of the family, and they then decided to impose their stereotypical beliefs on other chicks. This was awful news to the eleven-year-old Anchovy, who was beginning to delight in thoroughly reading picture-less medical dictionaries and learning Latin names for infections, bacteria and all things medical - in short, things that are generally thought of as not proper for little girls to see. She rebelled against this, and because this was a very unpopular opinion (it was a case of 1 against 9), they excluded her, and she became alienated from the family.

Finally, when she was 16, after the aforementioned three siblings insisted on playing annoying stereotypical ballet music on her birthday and then tried to put pink icing on her cake, she decided that she had had enough. Early the next day, she packed all her books on medicine, doctors, disease, antibiotics, etc. in a trunk, and left at daybreak.

Club Penguin Medical School, 2000-2010
She went to her first-stop must-visit destination in no time, that is, Club Penguin's Medical School, where, because she looks older than she is, she lied about her age to stay there, and, armed with a scholarship for exceptional knowledge of medicine, she began to study medicine there, and earned top grades in every medical exam that she was tasked to do, especially when it had to do with medicine.

Her reputation began to soar, and before long she became one of the most respected students there. Her reputation became so good that she began considering taking up a job as a part-time medical teacher there. However, not everybody liked her. As her reputation increased, she became vainer and more egoistic, which annoyed many penguins, who then began to give her the nickname "Narcissa", the female version of a "Narcissus". Taking it the wrong way entirely and thinking it was a complement about her knowledge of flowers, she made it her third name, which annoyed these penguins more.

Suddenly, very ironically, Anchovy caught an ailment, possibly after nibbling at some toxic medical plant. By this time, her ego was so great that she refused any help (on the premises that she could cure herself, as she wasn't a medical student for nothing), but in reality, she should have done. As the illness got worse, she realised this and asked for assistance, but by that time, so many penguins hated her for her ego, and because she claimed about how good she was at medicine, they refused. Luckily for her, she managed to survive, but was affected with a limp that remained with her for the rest of her life. Afterwards, she quickly realised how big her ego was, and she became more modest.

Two years later, when she was 20, she passed the last medical exam, and left. She quickly returned for four more years, however, as a student teacher, where she both creeped out many potential doctors, and gained a few disciples, who all went on to cultivate medical plants that taste nice. Finally, in 2010, she left for good.

Doctor John Barrbuh
On a one-to-one basis, it's good. They meet at medical conventions sometimes, and although their professions are quite different, they have been seen chatting away on hospital/surgical/medical tips that they learned from some place or another. Professionally and competitively, it's awful. Due to her skill in medicine, Anchovy may take Barrbuh's place of Supreme Doctor of All Antarctica any week, which is obviously not good for Barrbuh.

Bellarocker
Being a budding nurse, Bellarocker, in those rare days when Rockthemic prudently decides not to go out, likes to visit Anchovy, to get health, medicine and iodine tips in order to help Rockthemic more. Because they don't frequently meet up, to say that their relationship is "excellent" is somewhat of an overstatement.

Quotes

 * Perfectly healthy? More medicine.
 * Ahahahahaha...
 * If you keep on doing things like that, you'll need to go to hospital, for medicine.

Trivia

 * Just as Doctor John Barrbuh can't help punctuating his sentences with "surgery" and "child", she can't help saying "germs", "infections", "hospital" and, most of all, "medicine".


 * Her number one rival for taking the position of Supreme Doctor of All Antarctica is Doctor John Barrbuh. This is because she's so good at medicine.


 * She has a weird tendency to laugh like a witch.


 * She is interested in the Peng-Virus.