Sleeping Penguins III: War on Gangs

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In the last story, the International Syndicate elected Vince as their new chairman (aka boss) and destroy the Nutzilian Cartel's branch at the east of USA. Now, the rivalry must stop as they got the attention of the police and some new gangs disturbed their traditions of their trade. Will they work together ? Or will they destroy each other ? If you wanna know, continue reading. SPOILER ENDING:Vince went to self-imposed exile to Maverick and Francisco M. Shockings become the temporary chairman.

Prologue
It was 2 in the morning. Three penguins wearing bandannas took out some briefcases out of their car. They took out what was in it-guns and armed themselves. Soon, a ship from Zhou arrived. As the ship docked along with one of the syndicate's high ranking gangster, 2 cars arrived. The Nutzilian Cartel representatives.

Nutzilian Representative 1:Good to see you. Where's my merchandise?

Syndicate Gangster:Unload the cargoes men.

The Zhouese immigrants began to take crates off the ship. Not long after, their jobs were done.

Nutzilian Representative 1:Only 8 crates ?

Syndicate Gangster:Yeah that's all of it. The rest will arrive by train.

Nutzilian Representative 2:Alright we will meet you there too.

The leading representative shook the hand of the Syndicate Gangster. It's the signal. The three mercenaries fired their weapons at the Nutzilians and the Syndicate Gangster. The bullets wounded 2 of the Nutzilians. The Syndicate Gangster took out a concealed machete and wave it at the mercenaries.

Syndicate Gangster:Death. You won't feel a thing.

One of the thugs fired his MP5 at the gangster but he deflected the bullets. He ran towards the mercenary and slashed his stomach. Another mercenary called for help while the third fired his AK at the gangster. Due to the high recoil, he missed and got a savage kicking from the gangster. He used his machete to stab the third in the head.

Syndicate Gangster:Big Vince. We nearly got jumped by some unknown thugs. No they aren't Nutzilians.

Fast forward to a few hours later, the two surviving thugs were tied to a chair. One of the Syndicate interrogator took out a baseball by and beat one of the thug in the head.

Interrogator:TALK !! WHY DON'T YA TALK ?!!? IS IT SO HARD TO TALK ?!?!

The thug, despite the heavy wound, spat at Vince.

Vince:YOU ARE A DEAD PENGUIN !

Vince slugged the spitting penguin in the face, fracturing his skull.

Vince:We have the medicine to cure your fatal wound. Tell us and we will heal you.

Thug:We...are sent......by an......EPF agent.

The thug died from his wounds.

Syndicate gangster 1:We have another problem here.

Vince:Fire a third-country firework at the surviving thug and pack them up into a box. And send it to the people trying to disturb our trade.

Two days later, at the EPF HQ on Club Penguin Island.

EPF Agent 1:Agents ! We got a package. Julien use your Snoss knife.

Agent Julien opened the package with a knife, and got two dead penguins.

It's too horrible for the agents. Some agents fainted.

EPF Agent 2:Who could've done this ?

EPF Agent 3:And why did THEY send this to us ?

Julien:Unless...

EPF Agent 1:One of us mess with them ?! But...... Who are they ?

Chapter 1: Casus belli
EPF agent Bill Leasure is a normal EPF agent. He began his day by going to get some coffee and then he headed to the EPF HQ. While he was driving his car to his destination, two Syndicate thugs saw him.

Syndicate thug 1:Hmmm, he looks like what the mercenary described. Tail him.

The Syndicate thugs tailed Bill with their car. And when there's no one around, the thugs did a PIT maneuver against Bill. Bill's car crashed immediately. The thugs got out and and opened Bill's car.

Syndicate thug 1:HEY LISTEN UP TOUGH GUY IF YOU THINK SHOOTING US IN THE NEAD WHILE WE ARE SELLING JUDGIES IS VERY FUNNY THEN YOU BETTER STOP ACTING INNOCENT.

Syndicate thug 2 spat at Bill and the thugs left.

Bill, only slightly wounded, got out of his car and walked to the HQ, continuing his work.

10 hours later, it's a day at EPF Command Room. Most of the EPF agents went back to their home to relax after a stressful day at work, some of them changed their uniforms to play their favorite sport-football. Everyone ain't working now, except for Bill Leasure. He slacked off for a few hours in office so it's time for him to work, or he would be fired.

Nah, just kidding. Yes, Bill was working, but not for the EPF in the after hours. He worked as a crime boss himself ! Bill called his friends Franz & Sanford.

Bill:Remember our jobs guys. Meet me at the docks 3 hours later.

It was late night. By now almost everyone was asleep. Bill met his accomplices at the docks.

Franz:What's our target tonight boss ?

Bill:The yacht of the notorious Big Vince. It's worth $750 million.

Sanford:Boss I don't think it's possible. Sure we had stolen the yacht of some Hochstadt before but now, this is insane. He had soldiers roaming around the whole Antarctica !

Bill:We are doing it anyway. If he can rob a bank that contained 45 vaults inside it and airlifted them away and hold up a whole military base, then so can we.

Franz:Well that gave me confidence.

Bill:Alright boys, take these Uzis. They are silenced. The crooked agent and his men found the largest yacht to ever dock at Club Penguin Island. They broke into the yacht and saw 2 guards. Franz knocked them out with his Uzi, leaving no fatalities. After wandering in the palatial yacht, they found the control room.

Franz:What are you waiting for Bill ? Pull up the anchor.

Bill pressed a button and the anchor was back to its original place. Not to mention that they set off an alarm at the local Syndicate base.

Syndicate Caporegime:Boys ! Someone had stolen Big Vince's yacht. Arm yourselves with AKs and go get them.

The soldiers got out of their base, which is nearby the docks, and ran to the docks. A few minutes later, they arrived-only to see the yacht slowly going away.

Meanwhile...

Franz:Can this thing go any faster ?

Bill:Yes, but the speed enchancing lever is sealed for a remaining 10 minutes, Sanford:Hey boss ! Some men are chasing at us by speedboats.

Bill:The Syndicate. Boys you know what to do.

Franz & Sanford went to the deck. They fired their weapons at the Syndicate goons. Since this is just a SMG, pretty soon they ran out of bullets.

Bill:Did you destroy them ?

Franz:No. I think we shot two of them in the face though.

Sanford:Hey Franz. I found an RPG around here.

Franz:Where did you found them ?

Sanford:In the armory while you are firing your Uzi at them goons.

Franz:WHAT ?!?! I WAS SHOOTING AT SOME GOONS OF THE MOST DANGEROUS CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION IN ANTARCTICA AND YOU DIDN'T HELP ME ?! GIVE ME THE RPG.

Franz took a good aim at one of the boats and blow it up.

Franz:Is there extra rockets ?

Sanford:The ammo are locked in a 5 inches thick vault. I think this is where they stored their most powerful weapons.

Bill:Guys there are a mounted Minigun on the deck but it's hidden. (Presses a button) Alright it will appear now.

On the deck, a minigun appeared. Sanford mounted it and shot the boats until they exploded sky high.

Bill:The lever is unsealed now. Be steady men.

Bill pulled the lever and the yacht sailed at a fast speed and slowly slowed down. By then, the Syndicate couldn't catch up.

Syndicate Caporegime:Send in the chopper.

A few minutes later, Sanford reported something to Bill.

Sanford:Boss ! They sent a helicopter to snipe us down ! Franz got wounded by the way.

Bill:Search the armory.

Sanford:Aye captain.

Sanford dashed into the armory. He saw a M16 and picked it up. He ran to the deck and started shooting the helicopter with it.

Helicopter pilot:Peter get your butt back in and stop shooting at the yacht. I'll handle this.

The pilot fired the mounted machine gun at the yacht. After dodging a few rounds of bullets, Sanford got an idea.

Sanford:Alright enough dodging.

Sanford equipped the M16 with a scope and took a good aim at the helicopter. He used the M203 grenade launcher conveniently equipped under the M16 and blow up the helicopter.

The Caporegime, sawing the explosion, picked up his phone.

Caporegime:Boss. They took your yacht.

Vince:Who stole it ?

Caporegime:Some corrupt EPF agent.

Chapter 2: War is declared
Vince immediately held a meeting for the whole Syndicate Board.

Vince:Gentlemen. As we all know, a EPF agent had confiscated my yacht. I mean stolen.

Director 1:Come on Mr. chairman, it's your yacht. YOUR private property.

Vince:I don't care boys. We are going to start a gun war at a police station.

Mr. Lü:Vince it isn't wise to do that. Moves like that could instantly destroy the Syndicate.

Vince:Then we send a hit squad to assassinate the corrupt EPF agent.

Director 1:That proposal sounds better.

Vince:So it's decided. I will send 6 hitmen along with myself to a private island near Club Penguin. After residing there for 3 days, we take a yacht to Club Penguin and execute the agent.

Director 2:That's ok.

The next day, a limousine went to a private airstrip and the Syndicate hit squad and Vince took a small business jet to the aforementioned private island. After they arrived, they got a little party waiting for them in the form of a EPF arrest.

EPF Agent 1:You are busted !

Vince:We are merely here to discuss business.

EPF Agent 2:On killing more EPF agents and selling Judgies. Probably. Tell that to the judge.

EPF Agent 3:Now get into the plane. We are sending you to the EPF HQ to be detained.

Vince:Fine.

The hit squad got into the plane again. The EPF commander ordered the pilot to fly to Club Penguin. Halfway through the flight, Vince got an idea.

Vince:Hey can I take a photo of you ?

EPF Agent 1:Sure.

The EPF Agent gave Vince a camera. Instead of taking photos, Vince beat the EPF Agent up with the camera. Another EPF Agent tried to take out a stun gun but Vince took out his pistol and shot the EPF Agent dead. The commander tackled Vince and punched him in the face. One of the hitman set himself free and beat the commander up. The commander tried strangling the hitman but Vince shot the commander in the head. The third agent was asleep so Vince used a fibre wire to strangle him.

Vince:Pilot. Go back to the island. We ain't getting arrested today.

Pilot:Yes sir.

The airplane flew back to the Syndicate-owned island. When they arrived, the hit squad met another group of Nutzilian hit men. The two squads took a boat to Club Penguin and docked the boat there 30 minutes later. Instead of going to the EPF HQ for a gunfight, the men waited for a day where the EPF is off their guard. 6 days later, the day had come-in the form of a party. Vince and the hit men surrounded the building and opened fire at the EPF HQ, killing many EPF agents. When the smoke cleared, they went inside the HQ.

Vince:Search for the corrupt EPF agent's corpse.

After checking all the bodies later...

Nutzilian 1:Sir he's not present.

Vince:Set all the inmates free.

A syndicate hitman:Yes sir.

The hitman went upstairs. Once he arrived, he was greeted.

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

By a hail of shotgun slugs fired by EPF agents.

Vince:Rocco ! Patrick ! We are going upstairs.

Vince and his boys took the lift again. They prepared a grenade launcher. When they arrived, they fired 6 canisters of gas grenades but they weren't affected because they wore gas masks. Our heroes (or crook) shot all the EPF agents. Rocco took the guard's keys and freed all the crooks. After that, Vince ordered the whole squad to run out of the EPF HQ, after looting the place.

The next day, Vince read the newspaper. The headline isn't surprising.

Vince:Hey guys. The police had declared a "War on Gangs" on us. And do you wanna know what's their first move ?

Rocco:I don't know.

Patrick:Beats me.

Vince:They banned the sale and manufacture of Cream Soda. Only the government is allowed to distill Cream Soda. It's just like Prohibition. And they even arrested and shot 35 of our guys. Patrick ! Take care of this Bill guy.

Patrick nodded and called the Caporegime at Club Penguin Island. He ordered for 5 assassins to break into his house. 1 hour later, the mobsters arrived at Bill's villa at Club Penguin.

Mobster 1: Here we are. Prepare your heaters boys. We are breaking in.

Mobster 1 took out a flail and smashed the wall of the villa.

BAM

Mobster 2 & 3 took their AK-47 and fired wildly from outside. After a few minutes, their cartridge ran dry.

Mobster 1:Alright we are going IN. Stand back.

Mobster 1 enlarge the hole with his flail. Then they went inside. Suddenly a penguin appeared. The butler of the house.

Butler:Hey what cha doing here ?! Smashing things around with that flail.

With his words said, the butler attempted to reach for a revolver but Mobster 1 smashed the butler with his flail.

Mobster 1:Search this place.

The mobsters searched the place and found a metal safe.

Mobster 2:Hey guys ! I found a safe. With 2 years of education in Safe-Cracking school, here goes nothing.

With the skills of an intermediate safe-cracker, Mobster 2 easily opened the safe and found 3 kilos of Judgies. He ate it and without realizing, he ate 100 grams of Judgies (that's about 10 bars).

Mobster 1:Don't leave the wrappers around ! Leave no trace !

Mobster 2:It's too late for that.

Mobster 2 points at the butler lying on the floor and the big hole that Mobster 1 made.

Mobster 1:Oh never mind, remember to save some for me !

Meanwhile, Mobster 3, 4 & 5 found another steel-made box with 240,000 Fishes inside.

Mobster 3:Loot the cash, doofus !

Mobster 3 found a notebook. He opened it and saw Bill's appointment.

Mobster 3:Hey Bill is going to the Night Club tonight. We will kill him there.

After they looted the place, the mob left the villa and went off. They drove from the luxury neighborhood from the hills to the Night Club, taking an hour. Security was airtight.

Mobster 1:Alright boys. EPF agents are everywhere. Let's go.

The mobsters took out briefcases from the car and went in. A waitress greeted them.

Mobster 1:We will take the second floor's VIP room. And a bottle of fine Ligurian Cream Soda please,

Waitress:Yes mister.

The mobsters went up to the VIP room and drank their beverage, waiting for Bill to arrive. 2 hours later, he arrived.

Mobster 1:Give me the sniper rifle.

Mobster 2:Sorry we ain't have no sniper rifle.

Mobster 1:Nix that. Give me the fully auto M16. The one with the drum magazine.

Mobster 2 gave Mobster 1 his gun. Taking aim, mobster 1 fired his M16 at Bill, killing many of his goons. However, Bill survived as he was wearing a bulletproof vest. When the M16 was out of ammo, Bill and 4 of his goons took out their SMGs and fired back at the Syndicate mobsters.

Mobster 1:Gimme the grenade.

Mobster 1 threw a grenade at Bill, wounding him. Bill ran out of the Night Club and the mobsters soon chased him as well. Being a dead-shot, Bill took aim with his Uzi and fired at the mobsters, killing Mobster 5. Soon they reached the Docks. Bill rose his flippers.

Bill:Alright you got me. I surrender.

Mobster 1:Nah. We are thinking more on killing you.

Mobster 1 reached for his pistol. When he was pointing it at Bill, Sanford and Franz started firing at the mobsters from Vince's stolen yacht, distracting the mobsters while Bill escaped.

Bill:Bye suckas !!

Mobster 2 fired his gun at Bill, only for him to go inside the yacht in time. When the distance is too far for the mobsters to continue firing, Bill came out of the yacht and mocked his assassins with a military salute. Mobster 1, being the aggressive one, took out a RPG and prepared to fire at the extravagant yacht. Only to be stopped by Mobster 4.

Mobster 4:HOLD IT ! If you fired the rocket, you would destroy Big Vince's yacht ! And he wouldn't be think twice on killing property destroyers like you.

Mobster 1:Oh fine.

He picks up a phone,

Mobster 1:Capo we failed. Bill is too good.

Caporegime:Yeah the EPF wouldn't be too happy with this.

The next day, at a Judgies manufacturing plant, the manager arrived, only to find it burned to the ground by the government of USA.

Manager: Oh ^#+#€$!?£&@£...

Fast forward to the Syndicate HQ, a few hours later. Vince ain't happy.

Vince:Alright this is it !!! Now they are asking for it ! Francisco, I need your help this time.

Francisco M. Shockings:Of course I will help you. Let me guess. Make my "shadow government" (a bunch of delegates of the South Pole Council) vote against the bill for a "War on Gangs" to be declared.

Vince:Uh yeah I was about to say that.

Instead of voting against the bill, Mr. Shockings, being a rival of Vince, vote FOR the bill. And a "War on Gangs was declared. Soon the news reached the HQ. Along with the news of the EPF convicting 4 Syndicate mobsters.

Mr. Shockings:Sorry Big Vince. I forgotten to feed the delegates my mind controlling powder again. But I will help by supplying fund for our Syndicate.

Vince:We will handle this MY way now.

The War on Gangs
2 hours later, one of the Syndicate's "legitimate" restaurant (olive oil racket) got raided by the EPF, in response the gangsters started a gunfight with the agents.

Gangster 1:Get 'em Norman ! Nobody raids my racket ! Not nobody !

Norman reloaded his pistol and continued to fire 3 more shots before getting shot by an EPF agent. Gangster 1 shot the EPF agent and ordered the gangsters to take out their machetes and lead a suicidal charge at the law enforcers. The EPF, already losing some agents, decided to retreat. The Syndicate won the first battle !

At a coffeeshop situated at western South Pole City, 2 UPM gangster was gambling with 3 Syndicate mobster and 1 Nutzilian Cartel member. The UPM gangsters were winning rapidly. When the UPM gangsters were about to win the game, the EPF busted in and started shooting at the gangsters while the civilians screamed and fled the scene. The 6 gangsters took out their weapons, started defending themselves. A while later, the Nutzilian gangster threw a smoke grenade and fled with the rest. They got into a car and escaped. While driving, their car got shot down by an EPF helicopter's machine gun. The EPF won this battle.

Soon, there was a mini war every day between the law enforcement (EPF) and the crooks (Syndicate). It wasn't surprising that soon civilians got killed in these battles. It was a matter of time before someone realized that the "War on Gangs" is slowly degrading the USA. What was up is much larger. Mr. Shockings held a meeting for his own inner circle a few months later...

Mr. Shockings' manor, a large meeting room

Mr. Shockings:Gentlemen. The recent "War on Gangs" made headlines in newspapers across the States, but what I was planning is much larger.

Cronie 1:Like what ?

Mr. Shockings:This War on Gangs is actually good for the Syndicate. You see, sometimes the EPF accidentally shot innocent penguins in the gang wars. So did our goons, but the stinkin' EPF didn't as much as even send an apology for the victim's family and friends. We paid for their recovery surgeries and of they died, their funeral bills. This made us popular with the peasants and they will join us more.

Cronie 2:Yeah but not everyone get shot.

Mr. Shockings:The War on Gangs is also a Doom Weed, Judgies and strong Cream Soda War as well. Penguins LOVE Cream Soda. The government just passed a bill that charged high taxes for drinking and distilling Cream Soda, which the people hated. Normal farmers may be mistaken for farming Doom Weed, for that the government will burned their crops. The result is that the price for food will get high as supplies get low.

After that, they ended the meeting.

Say hello to my little friend !
One day, lots of Nutzilian Cartel goons and EPF agents went to Vince's compound, at the same time. They decided to collaborate together and kill Vince once and for all. They started fighting with the guards and defeated most of them. Vince watched things unfold in his office via surveillance camera, while drinking VERY strong Ruscan Cream Soda, eating Judgies and consuming Doom Weed, ready to get arrested for some unknown reason. The EPF agents started ramming his doors with one of the dragon-headed pillar made of pure gold. Vince got REALLY angry. He reached for his arsenal of weapons,chosing the Minigun with incendiary rounds (which never runs out of bullets after some Fourth Wall breaking and reality manipulating).

Vince:Alright you wanna play rough ?!?!

He slammed the cabinet's door.

Vince:SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS PHREAKS !!!!

With his knowledge of dark Serth arts, Vince made his office's door self-explode. The EPF agents got blown off by the explosion. Vince emerged from the dust and started shooting and killing the assassins. One of the EPF agent tried to kill Vince with a shotgun, but he saw the agent and gunned him down. A Nutzilian limousine rammed through his compound's wall, but Vince destroyed the car with his minigun. Walking through a secret underground passage, Vince saw more intruders drinking his cellar of Cream Soda.

Vince:DON'T TOUCH MY CREAM SODA YOU FILTHY SOULESS ANIMALS !!! DIE !!

Vince shot down the thieves and walked out of the cellar. Going through a maze, he continued to shoot down EPF agents and Nutzilian thugs. At one point, a helicopter shot Vince with its missiles a few times. Vince wasn't even hurt from the explosions, he used his Serth powers again and made the helicopter crashed with lightning strikes. Eventually, he went to his limousine and fled away.

The next day, at the Syndicate HQ.

Vince:Had you guys locate Bill ?

Patrick:Yes. He docked that yacht of yours at Double Sicilia.

Vince:I am currently negotiating with Bugzy for the island's sovergnity. Anyway, Patrick & Rocco. We are going to Double Sicilia.

Our protagonist arrived at Sicilia 6 hours later by plane.

Vince:Home sweet home ! So where's Bill ?

Patrick:He is currently at a golfing course.

Vince and his men spotted a car. He opened the car's door and knocked out the driver, pulling him out after that. They went to the golfing course by car. Halfway, they spotted a guns shop. They took a stop and got in.

Vince:Hello. What guns do you have ?

Guns dealer:We currently have 20 pistols, 8 shotguns and 5 AK-47s.

Vince:We will take 4 pistols and 3 shotguns.

The dealer took the guns and presented them to Vince.

Dealer:That'll be 7,500 Fishes.

Vince handed the dealer the cash and left. Rocco concealed the shotguns into the golfing bags. They pretended to be golfers and soon spotted Bill. Rocco tried to go near him but one of the shotguns accidentally fired and injured Rocco.

Rocco:ARRGH !!!

Upon hearing Rocco screamed, Bill quickly fled for the exit.

Vince:Pat ! Take care of Rocco. I will make sure Bill doesn't see the Sun set.

With that said, Vince took a shotgun and Rocco's pistol. He chased Bill across parts of Double Sicilia, at one point even witnessing Bugzy pWNing some penguin at poker. Bill eventually reached his yacht.

Bill:Franz, Sanford ! Kill Big Vince !

Franz ordered their gang to kill Vince but they all got shot. Vince reloaded his auto-shotgun and shot Sanford. Franz took a M16 and fired at Vince. Vince dodged his bullets and went inside the yacht. Franz lunged at Vince but ended up getting shot by Vince's pistol. Vince saw Bill and shot him, injuring him. As he laid defeated, Vince spoke to him.

Vince:This is for my yacht and starting the War on Gangs.

Vince shot Bill numerous times and dumped his corpse overboard. Then he took out his icePhone.

Vince:Hey Mr. Tong. I shot Bill just now. Look, in order for you guys to escape the heat, I am going disappear for a while at Maverick. Francisco will be the acting chairman.

With that said, Vince bought some supplies of food and withdraw some cash from the bank, setting sail for Maverick. At sea, his yacht got joined by a yacht full of his concubines and 2 yachts full of his original gang, living to enjoy the perks of crime kingpin once again.

THE END