Wikia Catastrophe/Archived Inclusions

These are bits of text and images that didn't make it into the final revision of the book, but are so awesome that they need a mention here:

Mayor McFlapp's Absoballylutely Brilliant Idea (First Revision)
"So, I bet you're all wondering why I-" started Joeyaa

"I," interrupted the Mayor.

"Fine, the Mayor called you here today to ask if you would be willing to take up a mission."

Joeyaa pointed to the screens.

"As you can see, that storm which begun last night has devastated the whole of Wikia. As an added extra, some Super Penguins and "X-Creatures" have taken advantage to the weakened barriers between universes to gain access to previously peaceful realms. Your mission will be to neutralise the Super Penguin threat, and aid the universes' populace."

Everybody accepted, except Fred.

"Hey, Joeyaa, I don't really think I'm cut out for this kind of thing. I'd rather stay behind."

"Well," said Joeyaa, "We do need six volunteers, but I reckon we could find another one."

"Okay, universal travel devices. McFlapp?"

The Mayor spoke to Kwiksilver. "Kwik, do you still have that flippin' Vortex Manipulothingy?"

Kwiksilver unclipped the strange-looking watch from his flipper. "I've got it here, Mayor. Remember, it's faulty. I don't see much use it could be."

Tails and Willy were playing their Snowtendo DSs. The beeping provided a background noise. Mayor McFlapp snatched the consoles from them.

"Everybody pass over something electrical, wot!"

Explorer turned in his IcePhone, Ninjinian gave his IcePod with the cookie protective cover. Mayor McFlapp placed the DS's and the other items on one side of a futuristic scale and Kwik's Vortex on the other side. Mayor McFlapp pressed a button on the scale.

ZZAAPP!!

What looked like a bolt of lightning hit the electronics, and everything was silent. Mayor McFlapp used a pair of tongs to pick up the slightly smoking items on the scale and return them to their owners. Willy and Tails checked out their Snowtendo consoles. An extra option, called "Time Travel", had appeared on the screen. There was an app on Explorer's IcePhone and Ninjinian's IcePod with the name, "Timey Wimey App". Kwiksilver was returned his Vortex.

"The bally items you hold in your hot little flippers, chaps, are now enabled to time travel and hop through flippin' universes. Go on, try it!" said McFlapp, looking excited.

Willy clicked the Time Travel option. He inserted the coordinates so it would travel ten seconds into the future. He took a worried glance at the Mayor, then pressed the ACCEPT button. He was gone in a flash of green light.

10...

"Where'd he go?" exclaimed Ninjinian.

"He's time traveled," said Kwiksilver, who had experienced it before. "He'll be here in 6 seconds."

5...

The group counted down the seconds.

3, 2, 1--

TSSSEEEEEWWWW!!!!

Willy reappeared in a flash of green light. He appeared to be smoking, and was a little disoriented.

"Whoa!" cried Willy, "It works!"

Saint Joyeea clapped his hands. "Well done, McFlapp, brilliant idea."

"All we've got to do is construct a flippin' booster teleporting thingy!" said Mayor McFlapp, "Fred?"

"Absolutely," said Fred. "With some help from Clyde and four hundred coins, I reckon I could rig one up."

Joyeea nodded and spoke again, this time to the others. "You'll leave tomorrow. Get a small traveling pack ready. I'll notify the universes that you're coming."

Mayor McFlapp's Absoballylutely Brilliant Idea (Kwiksilver Version)
"Right-o, here's the bally situation." began Mayor McFlapp. He brought up a complicated diagram on the screen. He referred to items on the diagram with a coathanger as he spoke.

"That storm from las' night has found its way into th' flipping' meta-fictional rift that separates our universe from all the others in the Wikia Network, wot! It then spread across almost every universe, like a bally computer virus. We've just got communication lines back up, and we're getting reports that neighbouring universes have been invaded by Super Penguins and X-Creatures that flipping' rode that storm, doncha know, wot!"

Willy raised his hand. McFlapp swung around and pointed with his coathanger, but the momentum from his turn still lingered and the coathanger flew out of his hand. Willy ducked, and the coathanger knocked Explorer off his chair.

"So where do we come into all this?" asked Willy, sitting back on his chair as Explorer was helped to his feet in the background.

"Simple," said Saint Joeyaa from his chair. "We need you and the others to visit different universes of Wikia and assist them in recovering from these attacks while Wikia figures out what to do about that command on McFlapp's organ. If you can also drive away the intruders that would help a great deal in the recovery."

"McFlapp has told me of your exploits over the last 10 years, and I think that you're all more than capable of handling a couple of baddies."

"How are we going to get to different universes?" asked Fred. "We can't go by the path forged by the storm, it's too dangerous. And besides, we need a dimension-hopping device and Kwiksilver is the only one with that sort of thing."

"I've solved that bally problem too, wot!" exclaimed Mayor McFlapp. He opened a cupboard and pulled out what looked like a set of futuristic scales. However, they stayed fixed at the "equal weight" point and did not move.

"Behold! The bally Scales of Equality, wot! Kwikky, gimme that Vortex Manipulator of yours."

Kwiksilver undid the wrist strap and gave it to McFlapp. The tern placed the device on one plate of the Scales of Equality.

"Now, everybody give me some sorta flippin' electronic device!"

Explorer and Ninjinian handed in their IcePhones and Tails and Willy handed in their SnowTendo DSes. McFlapp placed them on the other edge of the scales and pressed a button.

ZZZZZZZZAAPPPP!!!

A bolt of green lightning shot out of the Vortex Manipulator and split, hitting the four items on the other side of the scale. There was crackle and a fizz and the lightning stopped, leaving the devices unblemished but the air smelling slightly of burnt toast. Everybody grabbed their respective items.

"So, does it work?" said Willy, admiring the new "Timey Wimey" function on his DS.

"I think I can answer that," said a voice. A cupboard opened, and another identical Willy the Penguin hopped out.

"WHAT??!!??" everybody said, looking frantically from one Willy to another.

"I'm Willy, from the future." said the Willy from the cupboard. "And I've had to listen to this entire spiel all over again, and honestly it was getting annoying. You could have brought forward my arrival a bit, Kwik."

"What?" said Kwiksilver "What do I have to do with it?"

Future Willy pointed at the other Willy. "Because I saw a future version of myself tell you to send that Willy back in time and hide in the cupboard. You said you'd send me back a couple of minutes."

"I don't think this makes sense" said Ninjinian.

"This is why I hate time travel!" exclaimed McFlapp. "Paradoxes!"

Kwiksilver finished setting the DS. "Right Will, get into the cupboard and press the "Time Travel" button.

"What? I just got out of there!" said one Willy.

"No you didn't, it was the other Willy over there," said Kwiksilver, facepalming.

"I haven't been in the cupboard yet." said another Willy. Kwiksilver thrust the DS into his hands and threw him in the cupboard, shutting the doors. Willy must have pressed the button, because a moment later a TSSSEEEEEWWWWWW noise was heard and green smoke filtered slightly out of the sides of the cupboard.

"And that my friends," said Kwiksilver, turning to the others. "Is why time travel is dangerous. We should only be using the "Dimension Hopper" function, okay?"

Everybody nodded in agreement. Meanwhile, Fred had been busy looking at Explorer's Icephone.

"I don't think this powerful enough for a universe jump of the right size." said Fred.

"You'd be surprised," said Kwiksilver, "I've gone further than Wikia with mine."

"You can't go further than Wikia, Kwiksilver," laughed Joeyaa. "Don't be silly. Nothing can exist outside of Wikia's control."

Kwiksilver shot a sharp glance at the robed Toad. "Or rather, Wikia doesn't choose to acknowledge that anything can exist outside of its control." Joeyaa narrowed his eyes. There was an awkward silence in the room.

"I can see Fred's point," said Ninjinian, breaking the tension and letting everybody breathe a sigh of relief. "We have to be safe. Fred, can you set up a booster teleport?"

McFlapp piped up. "Ohh, I've got one of those bally things, wot! I think it's in the basement somewhere Fred, come and I'll show you…" he led Fred from the room.

"So, gentlemen," said Joeyaa, rising from his seat. "You know what you must do. I expect you back at the Bureau tomorrow at eight o' clock sharp for a speedy departure. Meeting dismissed."

The others started filing out. Joeyaa held out his arm when Kwiksilver was about to go through the door.

"Mr Kwiksilver, stay behind please."

Kwiksilver turned to face the little Toad, whose face was set in a defiant grimace. "Okay," he said.

Where are they now? (A scene for the begining)
The following scene basically shows what the cast of the Wikia Catastrophe are now doing with their lives.

"OMG, it's totally like him!" Screeched a female penguin.

"I know and he looks more dashing than I could've ever imagined," replied another. "It's no wonder why he won the award for hottest dude alive."

A limo had pulled up in front of a theater and several armored cars surrounded it. Fan girls, and even a few fan boys, were desperately trying to get whoever was inside the limo to notice them. Who could this mysterious penguin be?

"You sure you don't want us to get out the tranquilizer guns Mr. Antics?" Asked the driver.

"Just wait awhile," replied a voice. "If they try and get a sample of my saliva though you can fire as much as you like Wally."

"My name is Xavier Mr. Antics."

"Well I'm your boss so I'll call you whatever I want Wally. Besides, that name reminds me of a guy I'd really like to forget about so I'll just call you Wally from now on."

"B-but Mr. Antics...

"I'm glad we had this talk Wally, but I'm afraid I don't have time to chat anymore. We can't be late for the premiere of my movie now can we?"

"Um, no of coarse not Mr. Antics."

"And this whole Mr. Antics thing, please stop with it okay. I'm not the president or anything I'm just the guy who you drive to places. Just call me by my first name from now on."

"Yes sir Mr Ant... I mean Explorer 767."

"Oh ya, I've got a feeling we're making progress Wally!"

The limo driver had to stop himself from banging his head against the steering wheel. Ya in case you haven't guessed yet, this so called "hottest penguin award winner" is Explorer 767. Sometime between The Power4U Affair] and now, he quit his job at the South Pole Council and became a successful actor. He's mostly starred in action movies, but this time he's decided to spice it up a bit by playing the lead role in a romantic comedy. He lives in a mansion with his brother Fred 676, and his Explorer's Puffles (yes including Mabel), and now sports a rather striking mustache, but he still wears his propeller hat Tittle.

"They don't pay me enough for this," thought the driver.

The two got out of the car and began to walk down the red carpet. The security guards had to stop the various fan girls from trying to grab pieces of Explorer's tuxedo, but Explorer quite liked the attention.

"You PWN Mr. Antics!" They all yelled. "WE LOVE YOU!"

"Yes my loyal fans, I love me to." He replied.

They all continued to cheer, as Explorer entered the theater. While he did like his new life a lot, he did at times wonder what his friends were doing at this point in time though.

"How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" He thought. "Oh wait I'm supposed to be thinking about my friends. Oh um, well I sure do wonder what Tails6000 is up to?"

Truly a noble friend. Anyways, let's check on Tails6000 shall we?

Tails6000, one of the strongest fighters in Antarctica. He's stopped the now deceased Doctor Aye-Que on numerous occasions, he destroyed the most terrifying machine in Antarctica, Metal Explorer, and he's even gotten married. So what is he doing now? Well from what I can see, he's blind folded in what looks like a training room with mechanical arms launching anvils at him.

"HADOUKEN!" He yelled as he ran around the room dodging the anvils, while hitting them with hadoukens.

The anvils kept on coming, but Tails6000 dodged all of them. A crowd of chicks cheered for him as he took the blindfold off.

"That was so cool!" Said a penguin. "You must be the strongest penguin in the world!"

"Heh heh, well I'm not sure how strong my friends have gotten, so I can't really say that, but I'm definitely in the top ten," he replied. "So then, let's see you guys do it."

Okay time for some explaining on what happened between the Power4U Affair and now. Sometime between then, Tails6000 had a son with his wife Eclipse. Because of this, Tails6000 mostly gave up fighting so he could be a better father. This does exclude his final battle with Aye-Que, but that's a story for another day. Anyways, he tried to get a job, but ended up getting fired from all of them. He tried working at the Pizza Parlour, but ended up using a hadouken on the pizza to heat it up when he accidently broke the oven. The result wasn't pretty. He tried numerous other jobs, and eventually he found one that suited him. So now, he's a fighting teacher, who works only on the weekends. Even though he doesn't fight anymore, he still trains daily in case Antarctica ever needs his help. His current appearance, he pretty much looks then same, but is slightly older and now has a slight beard.

"No offense teacher, but I don't think we could do that," said a chick.

Tails hadn't thought of that before he decided to put on that big display. Thinking ahead isn't one of his strong points.

"Oh, right. Anyways, let's try something simpler then. How about you guys, um...I know! Let's practice that new technique I've been teaching you all!"

"OKAY!" They all yelled as they got into a circle formation.

All the chicks then put their flippers together as a glowing aura surrounded all of them. Each on of them faced each other, and soon a ball of energy appeared in their flippers.

"HADOUKEN!" They all yelled.

They all fired into the center and the hadoukens formed a large ball of energy. It was around ten feet in diameter, and looked like it could explode any second. Tails6000 then walked up and smiled at his students.

"Good work students," he said. "This ball of energy is what I like to call a "Hadouken times 12", and you guys were finally able to pull it off."

"Excuse me teacher, but what exactly does it do?" He asked.

"Well that's a very good question. Basically, you guys know how to work together so well that you were able to resonate your chi. So instead of exploding upon impact, all your energy gathered together into one large hadouken. Keep in mind though, if your energy isn't resonating properly at all times when using this technique, it'll explode and take all of you with it."

This made the chicks nervous.

"How big an explosion are we talking about teacher?"

"Well it really depends on the strength of your energy," he replied. "I've only used this technique once, and I believe that one had enough strength to destroy the entire planet. This one would probably only explode the house though, and I doubt it'd be fatal to us. Just in case though, I want you to fire it into the sky now."

The students nodded, and got into the position.

"HADOUKEN!" They all yelled as they sent the hadouken flying through the roof.

Eventually the hadouken had gone beyond the atmosphere, and exploded. The light show was amazing, and the chicks cheered for it.

"Anyways you guys, our class is over. You'd better get home to your parents now."

"Okay, bye teacher!"

With that, the chicks wandered off and Tails6000 went to clean up the mess that had been made. Now it's time we check on another penguin. How about Ninjinian?

''I'll write about Ninjinian later. I still haven't come up with an idea for what he's doing at this point.''

Now we take a look at what Willy the Penguin is doing with his life. Willy spent most of his child years as Kwiksilver's apprentice, but his mentor has been missing for over five years at this point, with no clue as to where he went. Since that day, Willy has given up his adventurous ways and has for the most part been living a normal life. He's grown up into a fine young adult, and works at Von Injoface Enterprises as a janitor. It's currently nighttime, and he's busy cleaning up. He seemed to be quite frustrated about something.

"Kwiksilver," he thought. "Where could you have gone? You always told me not to run away from fear, and then you run away like this!"

Willy flash backed to a time when Kwiksilver gave him some words of wisdom.

"Remember Willy, a hero isn't necessarily a person who has no fears. But rather someone who has fears, but can overcome them to do what's right. If you run away from your fears, then you'll soon find you can never escape them."

"Was everything you told me a lie? WAS IT?!?!"

Willy threw his mop across the room and it ended up shattering a window. He quickly went to clean up the broken glass, but he ended up cutting his flipper.

"Crap," he thought as he tried to stop the bleeding.

Getting out a broom and dustpan, Willy began to sweep up the glass, but ended up sweeping it under a desk due to having his mind set on something else.

"I thought you were the bravest penguin in the world Kwiksilver, but it was all a lie. You're nothing but another coward! Was loosing Sprocket all it took to utterly destroy you?!?! I EXPECTED BETTER FROM MY MENTOR!"

Willy threw his dustpan across the room, only to see a flipper come out and grab it. Shocked, Willy quickly backed away, and pulled out a hand gun he kept with him in case of emergencies.

"D-d-don't try anything funny whoever you are! Simply come over here with your flippers up."

"You really haven't changed much have you kid," said the voice. "You're still the same naive idiot you were back during Power4U."

Willy dropped the gun as he realized who this penguin was. As the figure stepped out of the shadows, he revealed himself to be a ninja. There was no denying it. It was Speeddasher.

"Sp-Speed is that really you?" Willy Asked.

"Were you expecting someone else?"

Willy laughed and went over to give a high five to the ninja. Unlike most of Willy's friends, Speed hadn't changed much at all. The only major difference is that he'd grown his hair out, so that is was around waist length, but he was pretty much the same.

"You've got to tell me what you've been doing all this time," said Willy. "You said that Mayor McFlapp had some sort of assignment for you, and that you'd be gone for a while. What did he want you to do?"

"I've got an idea kid, why don't you get some coffee brewing and I'll tell you all about it. There's something I've found that you might want to see."

"Okay, and you know I'm not a kid anymore, so you can't call me that. Oh, and Speed?"

"What?"

"You're old!"

Speeddasher face became red and he began yelling at Willy.

"WHAT'D YOU SAY CRAP HEAD?!?!"

"Heh heh, just seeing if that still bothered you."

After a few minutes, Willy had gotten the coffee ready, and the two sat down at the table where Abel von Injoface usually sat at. They were very careful not to get coffee stains on the floor.

"So, will tell about this mission Mayor McFlapp had you do?" Willy asked.

"Guess now is as good a time as any. Basically I'd been called in to search for someone. Someone who'd been missing for quite some time. I think you know who I'm talking about."

Willy became angry and pounded at the table.

"If you're telling me you spent all those years searching for that coward Kwiksilver then you wasted your time. I don't care what happens to him."

"That's a little harsh don't you think," replied Speeddasher. "After all the guy pretty much taught you everything you know."

"Ya, and then he goes against everything he taught me and runs off with his tail between his legs!"

"I can understand why you think that about him kid, and frankly I don't think he was in the right when he made that decision either. But then again who am I to be calling people out on crappy choices in life."

Willy simply drank more of his coffee and didn't respond to Speeddasher. There was a moment of silence, until Speeddasher finally spoke.

"Anyways, after a few months of searching, me and the mayor eventually came to a conclusion. That James went to another universe."

This caught Willy's attention and he put his coffee mug down.

"So you're telling me...

"Sure am kid. I've been searching these various universes for the past few years, in search of James."

"What were all those other universes like?"

"To put it as simple as possible, it was quite an experience. The vast amount of them is what's incredible. Our universe is nothing but a small part of one giant multiverse."

"Wow. So, what are they all like?"

"We'd be here all night if I were to tell you all about them. Anyways, the main reason I'm here is cause I need your help."

Willy was surprised. Speed rarely asked him for help, so he was sure this was an important task.

"Oh really?"

"Yes. I have a feeling this is something only you can do. You see, we've found James."

Willy dropped his coffee mug and it shattered on the floor. He began to think he might have heard wrong, but the look on Speed's face said otherwise. If there was one thing he knew about Speed, it's that the ninja never joked around.

"Y-you're serious?"

"Am I ever not? Anyways, I had several employees of the Bureau of Fiction accompany me on my journey, since they're much better at using technology than I am. We eventually picked up a strange signal in a very desolate universe using our trackers. And the signal just happens to match that of James's Vortex Manipulator."

"So did you bring him back?"

"No kid, we didn't. When we arrived at the place he was staying, we saw that he'd put a force field around it. I only saw him looking out the window at me, and he didn't look like he wanted to talk. That's where you come in kid."

Willy pounded the table and began to yell.

"NO WAY! IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA GO AND TALK TO THAT LOW LIFE THAN YOU'RE SORELY MISTAKEN! ME AND HIM AREN'T AFFILIATED WITH EACH OTHER ANYMORE!"

Speeddasher looked angry and grabbed Willy by the collar of his shirt.

"LISTEN HERE BRAT! I DON'T CARE WHAT THE HECK JAMES DID TO MAKE YOU SO TICKED OFF! I DON'T CARE IF HE CHEATED ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND HAD AN EGG WITH HER! YOU MAY NOT REALIZE IT, BUT THERE'S A WHOLE LOT MORE AT RISK THAN YOUR PRIDE AT THIS POINT IN TIME. YOU WANNA NOT BE AFFILIATED WITH JAMES, THEN GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND TELL HIM WHAT YOU THINK OFF HIM!"

Willy looked shocked and soon tears welled up in his eyes. Speeddasher let go of him and walked away.

"Let me tell you something kid. Finding Kwiksilver wasn't the only thing I found on my journey. If my suspicions are correct, then in a few weeks something really bad is gonna happen to the multiverse."

"Wh-what are you talking about?"

Speeddasher tossed a transporter device towards Willy. He looked at the penguin and smiled.

"You really wanna know, go pick up James and meet Mayor McFlapp at his office. Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go make a few stops on my way back."

"Do you mean...

"Sure do kid, we're getting the gang back together."

Willy smiled as Speed jumped out of a window and went leaping across the buildings.

"Why don't ninjas ever use the door?" Willy thought.

He then looked at the transporter device and saw a large green button that said "Go".

"Kwiksilver," he thought. "I still think you're nothing but a coward, but frankly I don't have time to be thinking about this stuff now."

Willy then pressed the button and disappeared in a flash of light. What he didn't realize was that someone had been watching him from out the window. The mysterious figure pulled out what looked like a cell phone, and began to talk.

"RING RING RING, WHY CAN'T THESE PHONES MAKE A LESS ANNOYING SOUND," said the voice on the other end. "ANYWAYS, THIS HAD BETTER BE IMPORTANT!"

More coming soon

Kwiksilver's Stuff
I'm rewriting the ending so all the stuff I'm cutting out will go here.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS- Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.     00:34, 6 January 2011 (UTC)

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The Tenth Doctor sat in his TARDIS and typed away at the small computer screen. He was the Author of that universe, and the TARDIS was the Bureau of Fiction. Mickey Smith sat on the metallic, industrial-looking floor and approved the Doctor's sentences on a laptop. Suddenly, a beeping noise issued from a small bundle of blankets in a corner. They rustled, then a penguin poked his head out, holding a PDA.

"What's up, Kwiksilver?" asked The Doctor, not looking from his screen.

"It's amazing...but I seem to be getting a message from the CPFW universe on my PDA!" cried Kwiksilver. He pressed PLAY.

Explorer came up on the screen. Kwiksilver could barely hear him over clouds of static.

"Kwik..static..ver! A s...static...'s comin....static your way! Come back to the...static...right now!"

The screen descended into static and the message blinked off.

Suddenly, the TARDIS shook. The Doctor tumbled out of his seat and Mickey fell onto the TARDIS console. They tumbled around and around. The TARDIS console started to fall apart. Screws, switches, dials and meters all unscrewed themselves and bounced around the interior. Kwiksilver had opened Narration Mode on his PDA and was furiously pressing the Rollback button.

Then he succeeded. The Console put itself back together again and the shaking stopped.

"Doctor!" cried Kwiksilver, "I've got to get back to the CPFW!"

The Doctor jumped to the controls and started the TARDIS up, speeding through the time vortex.

An Unexpected Visitor
In the far reaches of the multiverse there are new lands, rare new lands that have not yet fallen under the wing of Wikia, lands where the skies are black, lit only by cascading, crashing supernovas that shine brighter than diamonds yet fierecer than the sun. Where the air is clean, and the grass smells fresh and the trees seem to glow with a healthy smile. The people in these lands are at peace and pleasant, and live by the white sand of the beach where they go about their daily lives.

These grains of insignificant white sand all seem to be placed with purpose, with creative flair and imagination. On one particular beach, in one particular world, there was a small town populated by honey farmers. They traded with the inhabitants of larger cities inland and with other seaside towns. They always knew everyone who came from afar due to this large-scale correspondence.

However, there was one they didn't know. He appeared on the sand dunes four years ago, shouldering a satchel bag and wearing a worn, tattered beanie. Even though he was only young, his eyes were old and experienced. His face had the look of a warrior who had seen many terrible things and looked death in the face. He passed straight through the town without speaking to anyone, and nobody dared to. There seemed to be a aura surrounding him, one that was putting up a wall and cutting himself off from the rest of the world.

This strange youth had settled on a beach not far from the town, and had started to build a small hut out of wood that he acquired from the loggers in the town. A few of the townspeople came to watch him sometimes. He worked with determination, his face set grim, raising walls and nailing a roof. In about three weeks he had created a small house, where he withdrew into and was then seldom seen.

In the next two years the youth had set up an order system, sending written notes asking for food and water and leaving gold on the doorstep for the delivery boy to pick up. Nobody spoke to him. Once or twice he was seen sitting on the beach near his house, surveying the water and roasting fish on a fire in front of him. He seemed to be wanted to be left alone. Most townspeople couldn't care less, and thought him a bit crazy.

However, four years after his arrival a new traveler arrived. He wore a baseball cap and a black hoodie. He was about the same age as the grim youth, but seemed younger. His eyes were sparkling with kindness, and he seemed more friendly and outgoing. Upon arrival in the town he walked into the local tavern and ordered a drink. When the barman returned with it the traveler engaged him in conversation.

"Hey barkeep, do people pass through here often?" asked the traveler with a glint in his eye.

The barman was straight and to the point, not looking up from the glass he was wiping as he spoke.

"If yer meanin' tourists, we don't get much o' them 'round here," he muttered. "Who'd bother, really? They'd rather go to th' city, I reckon."

"Well, I'm looking for somebody who might have passed through here," said the traveler hopefully. "About four years ago. He was wearing a beanie and he carried a satchel,"

The barman's brow furrowed in concentration, then he seemed to remember. "Yeh, I recall a chap comin' in 'bout four years ago. He's still 'ere, lives down by th' beach east of 'ere. Not th' social type."

The barman bent down behind the bar to grab something, but the heard the sound of doors creaking. He shot up to see the doors flapping on their hinges and the traveler's drink still untouched on the bar. Also on the bar was a large bar of gold, which had definitely not been there before. The barman looked left and right, then pocketed the bar and went back to sweeping the floors, whistling a happy tune.

"Oi! Oi!" The door of the hut was being hammered on furiously. Kwiksilver kept reading his book as he relaxed in his armchair.

"The money's on the doorstep," he called without enthusiasm.

"Kwiksilver! James! Open up! I've got to speak to you!" yelled the voice. The door was thumped again.

Kwiksilver...nobody's called me that in years... he thought, his eyes widening in surprise. He dropped his book and ran to the door.

"JAMES ERASMUS KWIKSILVER, I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR I'M GOING TO BREAK IT DOWN MYSE-"

The caller fell in a heap as the door opened from the inside.

"Willy?!?" said Kwiksilver in disbelief. He helped the penguin up, who was straightening his baseball cap.

"Kwik! It's been too long!" said Willy happily. They embraced each other like brothers.

"Come! Take a seat!" said Kwiksilver eagerly, gesturing to his armchair which was, in fact, the only seat in the room. He ran off on some errand and Willy had a chance to look around the hut.

It was small yet built with solid timber. Lights hung from the ceiling, and an air conditioning unit was mounted on the wall. It was sparsely furnished, but led out to a back deck where the waves could be seen washing onto the sand. A few pictures hung on the wall but their subjects couldn't be seen due to the setting sun which glared through the windows and hit the picture frames.

Kwiksilver returned with two glasses of water and they sat down and began to talk.

"What brings you here?" said Kwiksilver, holding his glass in both hands.

"You didn't answer your PDA," Willy said bluntly.

Suddenly the atmosphere changed from a warm environment to a bleak, cold hostile one.

Slowly Kwiksilver walked over to a nearby drawer. He opened it and pulled out a dusty object, blowing off the dust. The message was on the screen in blinking letters.

'''RETURN TO CP FANON IMMEDIATELY, THE BUREAU IS IN CRISIS! WE NEED YOUR HELP, KWIKSILVER!'''

Kwiksilver looked up from the PDA to Willy with a cold expression. "So that's it?" he muttered. "You came to bring me back to Antarctica, to save it yet again from the 'forces of evil'" he said sarcastically.

"Kwik, I-"

"The answer's no. I'm not going back, never," said Kwiksilver, turning away from Willy to face the window.

"But why?"

"BECAUSE EVERY TIME I SAVE THE WORLD, PEOPLE DIE!" screamed Kwiksilver, slamming his glass down on the windowsill so hard it shattered. There was shocked silence from Willy, who recovered quickly.

"So is that why you're hiding?" asked Willy calmly. He walked up to Kwiksilver and put his flipper on his shoulder. "Is it because of Sprocket?"

This was met with silence from Kwiksilver. He shrugged off Willy's flipper, grabbed a dustpan and started to clean up the glass.

"We're McFlapp's pawns," stated Kwiksilver, sweeping up the glass. "Don't you realise that? He moves us in his game, and as long as he wins he doesn't care how many pieces are lost."

"This time he's not just a game that includes Antarctica," said Willy. "Five hours ago a command was inserted into the Narrator's Organ that proclaimed the destruction of all Wikia. It was reverted, but that created a massive storm cell which devastated many universes. McFlapp's working with Saint Joeyaa to send out teams to help the universes rebuild and take out all possible threats to Wikia."

"So?" said Kwiksilver simply.

"We need you to lead one of the teams. You know the most about interdimensional travel and fighting enemies, so you can help stop this threat."

"The Bureau managed fine without me, didn't it?" said Kwiksilver. "It doesn't need me any more, Willy. I'm too much of a risk."

"Oh, so you're just going to sit here in this hut and watch the world burn around you, are you?" said Willy angrily. "What an end to the famous Kwiksilver, a coward who died hiding in his own house."

"Don't call me a coward!" said Kwiksilver firmly.

"What would Sprocket tell you?"

This struck a chord in Kwiksilver. He turned away as a single tear rolled down his cheek and hit the floor.

"Sprocket's dead, Will. He died, for me. I don't want any more to die!"

"What would he tell you?" repeated Willy, still staring at Kwiksilver.

"He'd...he'd...tell me to fight. Fight for justice, Kwik. Yeah, that's what he would say."

Willy held out his hand and Kwiksilver grabbed it with both flippers.

"Let's do this," he said.

Okami Scene
The following is a scene that will take place in the Okami Universe involving Tails6000.

Tails6000 had just exited the portal and had ended up in a universe that he himself hadn’t even visited yet. It was a peaceful looking location, with multiple cherry trees growing around the place, as well as some strange looking animals that he’d never seen before walking around. Nothing really out of the ordinary though, so he assumed that this universe hadn’t yet been invaded by the organization.

“Well, no better time than now to have some lunch,” he said to himself. “I might not get another chance like this in awhile.”

Tails pulled out a large Bluefin Tuna from his player card, followed by some supplies needed to start a campfire. He began to start a fire, only to have a large furry bear come up and steal his fish from right under his beak.

“Okay so now I’m ready to… LUNCH!” Tails exclaimed. “Where’d lunch go?!”

After a bit of searching he saw the bear that had just eaten all the meat off his fish (note: Tails knows what bears are because of Herbert).

“That was my lunch! Do you have any idea how much money I paid for that fish?! You owe me… you owe me… WELL YOU OWE ME A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY THAT’S FOR SURE!”

The bear simply stared at Tails and hearts soon began to form above its head (no I’m not gonna make a furry joke). Strange glowing orbs with Japanese symbols on them soon started surrounding the bear and then they headed straight towards Tails and faded away into his body.

“Okay, I don’t know what that was about, but you still owe me a lot of money?”

It was then that Tails noticed a strange bar next to him with a gauge that was all filled up. Before he could react a large pot of ink appeared right next to him. Now he was even more confused.

“Ink? I can’t eat this!”

The two then continued to stare at each other until the bear finally decided to walk away. Tails however wasn’t having any of it.

“GET BACK HERE BEAR!”

Tails could easily out run the bear so it seemed like this would be an easy win for him. Unfortunately he was running so fast he didn’t notice a giant hole dead ahead. He tried to stop, but he was going to fast and he ended up falling right onto his head.

“Ow!” He exclaimed. “That hurt!”

He looked up above only to see that the bear was looking down at him, except that it was now accompanied by two other bears. Eventually they began to laugh and then left. Tails hadn’t felt this mad in a long time.

“This is not over, BEARS!”

Tails decided that it was no use going after them, and decided instead to explore the hole which he had fallen into. There didn’t appear to be much down there, but then again it was so dark that he couldn’t see much at all. He was forced to feel his way around as he didn’t want to accidently run into a wall, or even worse another hole.

“If only I had something to help light my way,” he thought. “Oh ya, I do.”

Without a second thought, Tails turned on the light on his mine hat. Now he could easily find his way out of this hole.

“Making my way through this tunnel, and it’s really dark,” he sung to himself. “Oh wow, I can’t think of a sentence that ends with a word that rhymes with dark. When I find that big bear its nose I will hit. Oh ya it’s nose I will…

“HELP!” Cried a voice. “Someone help me!”

Tails stopped his singing and began to get serious.

“I know that sound,” he stated. “That’s the sound of someone in trouble. Well either that or the sound Eclipse makes whenever I’m in charge of cooking dinner. Either way I’m coming to the rescue!”

The penguin dashed off towards the direction of the voice and eventually it led him to a rather large room. In the room were a group of some strange creatures that had a small human-like creature tied up to a small stick over a pot. It would seem like they were trying to barbecue him.

“What are you guys doing to that thing?” He exclaimed as he walked towards them.

“What the heck is that thing?” Asked one of the creatures.

“Well whatever he is, I doubt he’s one of Yami’s guys,” replied another.

“Hey, hey you with the flashy light on your head!” Yelled the small creature. “Do me a favor and save me from these guys!”

Tails appeared to ignore all of them and then proceeded to dash towards the pot. He got to it so fast that the imps didn’t even have time to blink. He then picked up the stick with the small creature tied to it and held it up high.

“Hey, thanks bird-guy,” the small creature said. “I thought I was… WOOOOAAH!”

Before he could finish his sentence, the small creature was lowered down next to the pot to the point where he almost fell into the water.

“WHAT IN THE GOD’S NAMES ARE YOU DOING?!?!”

“Silly creatures,” Tails said to the imps. “This insect isn’t gonna cook very fast if you hold it that high. You’ve gotta get it closer to the pot, that way you get it a nice golden brown. Silly creatures.”

“Oh, um I guess we didn’t think about that,” one of the imps said.

“Ya, thanks bird-guy,” said one of them.

“Well you know, I’m not the type of penguin who let’s good food get ruined,” Tails replied.

“I AM NOT AN INSECT YOU IDIOT! I’LL HAVE YOU NO THAT I’VE GOT CONNECTIONS WITH SOMEONE UP THERE. SO YOU’D BETTER GET ME OUT OF HERE OR I’LL HAVE AMMY...

“Hey look, the insect can talk!” Tails exclaimed.

The small creature was getting tired of this.

“YOU JUST NOTICED THAT YOU IDIOT?!?!”

“So I take it because you can talk you’re not an insect?” Tails asked.

“Ya bird-guy I’m your freaking conscience, OF COARSE I’M NOT AN INSECT YOU HALF-BAKED HERO!”

“Oh. Well in that case you guys can’t eat him.”

The imps got angry at this statement and got out their weapons.

“Come on birdie give us a break,” said one of them. ‘We’re just some poor devils trying to survive in this world. But I guess we could eat you as well.”

One of the creatures ran up to Tails in an attempt to slice his head off, but by the time he swung his sword the penguin had vanished.

“Where’d he go?” Asked one of them.

“Oh this is just great!” Tails exclaimed. “I spilled this ink in my buster canon.”

They all looked in the direction of the voice and saw him standing a few meters away from them.

“How in Orochi’s name did he get all the way over there?” One of them exclaimed.

“I don’t know but let’s get him!” Yelled another one.

Screwball86's Ending
When Screwball86 ended the Wikia Catastrophe himself, me, being the control freak I am, changed the ending drastically. However, Screwball's revision still stands here as a tribute to his legendary writing.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS- Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.  07:24, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

Chapter 14: Deletion in 3, 2, 1!
Metal Explorer and Cyclosus were trying to find Virus.

"It appears that even though we failed Master Malcur we can still kill Virus," said Metal Explorer. "Of course Virus dosen't know Malcur's dead or even that he tricked him."

"Virus probably still thinks that Malcur is a Master," replied Cyclosus. "Anyways at this rate we'll never reach him in time."

Metal Explorer examined the situation.

"That's it! We'll let Kwiksilver's team stop him! If we can re-wire the computer over there, we should be able to give them more time to reach the main room. Then we can betray them later."

"Very well. But do you think that The Prophecy will be fullfiled?"

"Of course I do. It's kinda satisfying knowing that one of them's gonna die. And what's best of all I can tell which one it will be. Anyways let's get busy."

The two then went to examine the computer.

"You know Metal Explorer?" Asked Cyclosus. "Do you think that this makes us on their side?"

"Of course not Cyclosus," replied Metal Explorer. "We're simply doing this so we can get rid of Virus."

"Kwiksilver!" Kwiksilver's PDA crackled.

"Who is this?" Kwiksilver asked. There wasn't anybody left in the whole multiverse besides them and Virus, so who was calling him?

"Metal Explorer and Cyclosus," answered Metal Explorer.

"Great. What do you two want?"

"We've just re-wired a computer so that you will be able reach the control room in time and stop Virus."

"I wouldn't trust him," said Ninjinian. "He could be trying to cookie betray us, brother."

"Look, if we don't stop Virus, all of us, including the rest of everything, will be deleted," said Metal Explorer. "Now me, personally, doesn't want to get deleted. How about you guys?"

"He's right," replied Kwiksilver. "Even though we're enemies, we have to forge a temporary alliance with them for the greater good."

The others nodded in agreement.

"Excellent. I hope you guys make it," said Metal Explorer as he hung up.

Metal Explorer turned towards Cyclosus. "The morons bought it."

"Really?"

"Yup. That idiot Kwiksilver, he always loves playing the hero."

"So what do we do now?" asked Cyclosus.

"We wait. We wait until they get rid of Virus, then we get rid of them."

"Sounds like a plan."

"Oh, it is." Metal Explorer started to laugh until he started to wheeze. (Or whatever the robot equivalent is, anyway)

"Time for an oil change," said Metal Explorer as he and his ally waited for the heroes ultimate fate.

The six were running down hallways and corridors until they finally reached the ancient door of the Wikia Control Room. It was shut, but the circle of dust where the door met the floor showed it had been used recently.

"Be careful and quiet, guys," whispered Kwiksilver, "We don't want to activate any traps."

"No problem," said Explorer. He

"Why didn't the exposion make a noise?" asked Willy.

"I had special bombs made for just such an occasion. They're called "Silent Bombs"," explained Explorer.

"Why can't my flatulence be like that?" thought Willy.

"I sense something here," said Ninjinian. "Don't step any further. I sense deletion lasers."

"Better listen to him," said Explorer. "He's force sensitive."

"Better follow me," said Speeddasher, who subsequently performed several ninja moves to dodge the lasers and reach the other side.

"Do we have to do that exactly?" asked Willy.

"Just do it enough so that it qualifies with you living," said Tails. He mirrored Speeddasher to get to the other side.

Explorer, Ninjinian, Kwiksilver, and Willy did the same thing and the group walked towards the control room...

Virus laughed in a sinister fashion, as he had deleted the Sonic Universe.

"Oh this is just too good," Virus said hysterically as he began to delete more universes, until he was finally at, in fact, the multiverse.

"Good thing this very room is the only one that can be spared deletion. And once every other fool has been deleted, I shall create a new omniverse where all creatures shall love and adore me! Finally! All the imbeciles that mocked me in life will all perish!! MWA AH HA HA HA HA!!!"

Just then, he heard screaming and fighting outside the room.

"What the-"

After the noises died down, the sound of flippers started up the corridor.

"Just must be my soilders telling me that they got rid of the intruders," Virus re-assured himself.

"Guess again," said a voice.

"WHAT?!" Virus said in shock.

The voice belonged to Kwiksilver.

"HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU IDIOTS GET HERE! AND ON THAT NOTE, HOW THE HECK ARE YOU ALIVE?! Wait- that means- that- that-"

"Yes. It means exactly that, replied Kwiksilver.

"NOOOOOO!!! Us seven are the only ones left alive!"

"Actually, Metal Explorer and Cyclosus are alive as well," Willy said innocentally, as he did not understand the severity of the situation.

"Hmm, I'm surprised they didn't kill you," said Virus. "Oh well. You're all just in time to-"

The six looked at him.

Virus pulled out a deletion pistol. "DIE!"

"Whoa, Virus, you don't have to kill us!" Ninjinian nervously proclaimed.

"Oh yes I do! You want to stop me! Well even if you did, there's no way to reverse the effects!"

"Oh, but there is, Virus," said Kwiksilver.

"What?!" screamed Virus.

"Yes. The Masters of The Multiverse built a chamber of mechanisms for just such an occasion. Problem is, you're stopping me from using it."

"How do you know that?" asked Virus.

"Let's just say Explorer has ties to Mayor McFlapp," replied Kwiksilver.

"Well, I'm going to kill one of you before you can do anything! Then I'm going to destroy this pathetic multiverse and then create my own distorted world!"

"What about the chamber?" asked Willy.

"Oh, that too."

"WILLY!!!" shouted the group.

"Sorry."

Virus cocked the gun back.

"Good-bye, one of you."

Virus pulled out a bilndfold and wrapped around his head and spun around. Then he aimed the gun at Ninjinian.

Virus pulled the trigger when Tails shouted "NOOOOOO!!!" as he jumped in the way and the lower half of his body was deleted, leaving Tails as a paraplegic.

Virus undid the blindfold and was shocked. "CRUD! Well, then guess I'll get rid of the rest of him then."

"NO!" Speeddasher jumped on Virus and fought with him. After failing to hold Virus down, Virus accidently pulled the trigger turning the scuffle.

Speeddasher had a hole in the middle of his chest. "YOU, YOU IDIOT!" screamed Speeddasher, furious.

"Oops," said Virus, glad that it happened.

"All right Virus, that's enough," Explorer said.

"No, it's just the beginning," smirked Virus as he shot Explorer in the stomach.

Explorer fell down, wailing in pain.

"VIRUS, STOP THIS IDIOCY!" shouted Ninjinian.

"No. I've come so far. And I'm not about to let you fools stop me. Sayonara."

Ninjinian now also had a hole in his stomach and fell to the ground.

"Look at us, now. Only two left. My goody-two shoes counterpart and his stupid sidekick."

"The stupid part was uncalled for," said Willy.

"No Virus. It's going to end. Now."

"Oh really, who's going to stop me?"

"Willy?"

"Yeah Kwik?"

"It's time."



"Hey Virus!" Kwiksilver shouted

"What?!"

"Your damages are about to come to an end!"

Virus saw that the chamber was in fact the Reversal Chamber.

"No!"

"Yes."

Willy walked up to Kwik.

"What's going on? Aren't you going to put Virus in?"

"No, Will."

"Then what are you going to do?"

"I'm going to delete myself."

"WHAT?!" shouted Willy.

"Yes. Once I enter the code, the multiverse will be whole again, and all of the antagonist's damages will be undone, but The Prophecy states that a hero must fulfill his destiny by deleting himself, thus saving everything as we know. The Reversal Chamber requires the user to delete himself, due to the power of reversal."

"Kwik, you can't! You just can't!"

"But I must."

Willy looked at his friends, who were almost about to be fully deleted. He then looked up at Kwiksilver.

"Take one life, save a thousand." Kwiksilver said. Willy slowly nodded in agreement.

"Willy, remember what I taught you. Always do what's right. Being a hero doesn't mean saving everything from destruction. Being a hero is what is right in the heart. Always look at life with optimisim."

Willy began to swell up in tears. "I'm gonna miss you, Kwik."

"I'm going to miss you too, Will. I'm going to miss you all. Everything...."

Kwiksilver took one last look at the room, his friends dying, his apprentice sadly watching him, and his evil counterpart on the ground, slowly realizing what was about to happen.

As Kwiksilver turned his head, his life memories went through his head, traveling, his apprentice, the evil diasters that had happened in the past ten years, all the horrible things that had happened to him, all that he lost, were all about to end.

"Sayonara," Kwiksilver whispered as he turned away and slowly began to enter the code, stepped back, and closed his eyes for the events abut to take place.

The chamber door closed and the walls began to shake.

A turquoise light fileld the room. A chartreuse wave, resembling the purple deletion wave, started from the room, but grew into a massive wave, spreading out of the room and out of the facility, to the outer reaches of the planet, and eventually towards all the deleted universes, thus returning the multiverse to it's normal state.

All things that had been deleted in the past ten years were reversed and now were alive again.

All except Kwiksilver.

Once the wave had ended, and the light died down, Willy and Virus stood up.

"NO NO NO! MY PLANS ARE ALL RUINED! HOW COULD THIS BE?!?!" furiously shouted Virus.

"Maybe it's because good always wins in the end?" asked Explorer, rising from the ground, whose wounds had been healed, as had the others.

"I certainly think so," said Ninjinian.

"Hey, where's Kwik?" asked Tails. They all looked at Willy.

"He deleted himself to save us all from the same fate," Willy said.

An announcement on the loudspeakers built in the ceiling began:

Thank you for using the Reversal Chamber,

Please collect all belongings after usage,

The doors will shut after fifteen minutes of opening,

Once again, thank you for using the Reversal Chamber.

Willy walked up to the chamber and picked up Kwiksilver's beanie, satchel, friendship bracelet, and Vortex Manipulator.

"These are his things," Willy said.

"Well, that takes of that. But what are we going to do with him?" asked Speeddasher.

"I think I have an idea," Willy said as he set cordinates on his former mentor's Vortex Manipulator.

A portal opened up.

"Gateway to the Anti-Club Penguin Wiki! Last chance!"

"No way. No how!" protested Virus.

"All right. We'll do this the hard way," Explorer said as he picked up Virus' pistol and shot it at the lower part of his body.

"THIS ISN'T FAIR!" yelled Virus as Ninjinian and Explorer threw him in the portal.

"Life isn't fair," replied Willy.

"But what if he tries to escape again?" asked Ninjinian, as Willy closed the portal.

"I'm pretty sure the whole matter will be dealt with in the epilogue, now c'mon. Let's get out of here," said Willy as the five left the room.

Chapter 15: Life Slowly Goes On (or the Funeral of James Erasmus Kwiksilver)
As the remaining five walked down the staircase, Willy recieved a call from Metal Explorer.

"Hey penguins," said Metal Explorer. "Great job."

"Look Metal, I don't want any crud from you," said Willy, who was still a little crabby.

"Well, we'll meet you at the front entrance," said Metal, who then hung up.

Later, the penguins and the other two met up.

Ninjinian was still paranoid of Cyclosus and Metal Explorer's intentions.

"How do we know you're still not trying to cookie betray us?"

The two looked at each other.

"Your friend saved us, even though we were enemies," said Cyclosus. "So we thought we would destroy you guys later. But right now, the truce is still alive."

The five were shocked.

"I think we can believe them for now," said Willy, who readied a portal to the Fanon Wiki.

The penguins, squid type thing and robot jumped in, save Willy who looked back at the building.

"You've done good, Kwik."

He then jumped in and teleported away.

Back at the Buearu of Fiction, things were being cleaned up, as though it had been restored, the mess was still there.

Tidalwave, who had almost been crushed by a trash compactor a few chapters back, was checking on things.

"Looks like everything's back to normal," said Tidalwave to Mayor McFlapp.

"Sure looks bally like it."

The seven walked in, with Mayor McFlapp greeting them as well as the rest of the staff.

"Where's bally Kwiksilver?"

"Let's just save us all," said Willy.

"Ah. A good old bally hero Kwiksilver is."

The staff and the seven then got to work, hoping for a better future.

November 13, 2020

It was James Kwiksilver's memorial service as well as his funeral.

A podium was set up, with a large stage holding a coffin, which contained Kwiksilver's possessions, with a framed photograph of Kwiksilver on top of the coffin.

Mayor McFlapp, as well as the rest of the masters, were there.

All of Antarctica was there, due to the fact that the penguin had saved everyone there. (Well, the antagonists, refused to be there due to the fact that they were in fact, antagonists)

Each of Kwiksilver's personal friends and acquaintance each gave a speech, as did Kwiksilver's family.

"Kwiksilver was a good penguin," said Speeddasher. "I was never good at speaches."

Suddenly, Akbaboy tripped and fell on the podium. He quickly got up and cleared his throat.

"Kwiksilver was a great person and a major hero to entire universes. He got through tough times such as the Great Darktonian Pie War, where he helped in Darktan's defeat. Then came Nightmare Epic and Power4U Affair where he defeated the X-antibodies and the Power4U users. Then finally, we're here. The Wikia Catastrophe. He risked his life to stop the remains of all the antagonists from long ago and save Antarctica as we know it."

He walked back into the crowd after the huge speech.

"Hey, I remembery whensys I heylped Kwik' fyght Hull in the Power4U Affair." said Fudd Lapooh. "Hehehehehehe, I picked Hull's nose with a deletion rif-"

Fudd then started laughing so hard that Ban banned him for six years for "disturbing the funeral".

(Add each speech if wanted)

Finally, Kwiksilver's protege and best friend, Willy the Penguin stepped up.

''I'll write it later! (-Screwball)''

Afterwards, the patriants paied their respects.

Suddenly, Mayor McFlapp's brain sparked a brainwave. He then rushed towards the Bureau of Fiction.

Willy, looking down at the coffin, turned around to speak with Mayor McFlapp. Noticing he was gone, Willy rushed towards the one place he knew the Mayor always went.

Mayor McFlapp rushed to the Narrator's Organ and began to type. Willy dashed in, looking at the Organ, seeing that Mayor McFlapp was trying to create a new article called "Kwiksilver".

"Willy!" said McFlapp. "If this works, Kwiksilver will be alive again!"

"Really?!" asked a slightly joyed Willy.

All of a sudden, an earthquake began to happen.

Billybob rushed in, thinking that the Mayor was up to something, he was right.

The earthquake stopped after a minute or two, and the Organ made a noise.

The three looked behind the Organ, and sitting there was a black penguin chick wearing a diaper and a red beanie.

The three looked at each other, and Mayor McFlapp eyed the Deletion Furnace.

Willy saw it, and as Mayor McFlapp was about to grab the chick, Willy scooped up him up instead.

"I'll raise him and train him as Kwiksilver trained me," he said, "Don't delete him!"

Mayor McFlapp agreed, and Billybob tested the chick.

"Well?" asked Willy.

"He's Kwiksilver, but not quite."

"What?"

"He has a different mind and doesn't remember anything from Kwiksilver's life. I guess you could say he's his son," explained Billybob.

Willy picked the chick up and looked into his eyes.

"I think I would make a good Kwiksilver, don't you?' asked Willy to the others.

Billybob and Mayor McFlapp both stared at him and began to laugh.

"Looks like things are setting off on the right foot- er, flipper," said Billybob.

"Couldn't bally agree more," agreed Mayor McFlapp.

The retired author and narrator smilied as they walked out with Willy and Kwiksilver's "son", as the sky cleared up.

$$Fin$$

Epilogue
- The Masters continued doing their jobs

- Speeddasher and Tails became a crime fighting team, with Speeddasher trying to profit more money.

- Ninjinian was still a politician and became the Official Cookie Spokesman of Antarctica.

- Explorer and Fred joined a snow and water ski team in order "to spice up life".

- Tidalwave entered a pancake eating contest and eventually won after winning two hundred and five rounds.

- Metal Explorer and Cyclosus still are villains, but now work at Eastshield Fried Fish

- Willy and the newly christined Christopher James Kwiksilver took on the roles of Kwiksilver and Willy, respectivly, and have had several diminsion-hopping adventures.

- Virus has been jailed for being "a giant poopyhead" and now is in solitary confinement, surrounded by six million toasters.

Kwiksilver's Death
The steps to the Wikia Control Room seemed to respond to the touch of Kwiksilver's weary feet, undecipherable ancient characters glowing with red light as he touched them. The walls of the stairway were made of some sort of black stone, and the only light came from the glowing red steps. The red glows illuminated Kwiksilver's dirty face, all the dirt, sweat, tears and blood that he had collected through his journey. Finally, this was it. The end.

He'd come so far through the past 10 years...from the Magma Puffle he beat in the Great Darktonian Pie War to his exploits with the Time Agency, his travels throughout Antartica, the multiverse and time itself, the Nightmare Epic, that whole Power4U Affair, and now his journey was ending. It hadn't been a bad one, he thought. He smiled and laughed softly to himself, still putting one foot after the other. The ancient characters glowed under his feet.

Kwiksilver had nothing. No Vortex Manipulator. No satchel. Not even his beanie. I am going to die and I'm okay with that, he repeated in his head. But was he?

There was no time for those thoughts now. He could see the red glow of the control room up ahead. Only one thing to do. Allons-y!

"Kwiksilver. It's about time. I was getting bored of watching the screens."

Virus swung his chair around. He was sitting comfortably, legs crossed, one hand holding a cup of orange juice. Behind him, the countless screens above the console showed nothing but the dark purple of the Deletion wave. The window facing the Cannon itself was purple too. Virus grinned an insane grin and turned back to the screens.

"Isn't it beautiful, brother? An empty universe. Everything that once, that was, and that will ever be is gone, it vanished in the blink of an eye. I think it's beautiful. Beautiful chaos."

Virus cackled, the purple glow illuminating his repulsive mouth. He turned back to Kwiksilver, who was still standing at the door to the Wikia Control Room, his face expressionless.

"Come brother. Join me. We will rebuild infinity from the ground up, shape it as we desire. A whole world, and we are the Gods! Infinite power and glory. How does that sound to you?"

"I think that sounds terrifying," said Kwiksilver. He began walking towards Virus. "Because you know what? Every person in every world, they will never, ever feel safe. All they will feel is depression, fear and hatred. That's not my kind of world."

"Rubbish!" spat Virus. "It's my kind of world, and you and I are the same. Have you forgotten that I am you and you are me? There's a bit of me inside you. Don't deny it, I've seen it. All that rage, all that fury. How can you say you're not like me?"

Kwiksilver was standing in front of Virus now, looking down on that version of himself, relaxing in a chair with a grin on his face. "Every man's got a good side and a bad side. I'm not without my flaws. What matters are the choices that I make, every day, to do what's right. That's all it comes down to in the end. Choices."

"You still haven't answered me," said Virus, his voice rising menacingly, and standing up to look Kwiksilver in the eyes. "Will you join me? Or will you try to stop me?"

"The answer, Virus, is no," said Kwiksilver. "Always has been. Always will be. My answer, is NO!"

"Regrettable. I would have enjoyed your company," said Virus, his smile twitching. "I'm afraid this is where we part ways, Kwiksilver. Goodbye."

Virus sprang into action, somersaulting over the back of the chair and kicking it towards Kwiksilver, who stepped aside. Virus ran over to the wall of the control room, and grabbed some of the ancient circuitry. With superpenguin strength, he wrenched it off the wall, creating a spatter of red sparks. He brandished the weapon, and ran towards Kwiksilver with a mad battle cry.

''THUMP! WHACK!''

In the blink of an eye, Virus gave Kwiksilver an uppercut that sent him reeling, and then his glowing weapon connected with Kwiksilver's head, knocking him across the room.

"How...how are you so strong?" gasped Kwiksilver, struggling to his feet.

"I ate the Wikia Key," smirked Virus. "I'm invincible. Do you wish you hadn't turned down such power, brother?"

Virus clasped his makeshift weapon and with two flippers and slammed the pole-like object into the ground. Sparks erupted from the end, spreading towards Kwiksilver across the metallic floor.

He had to think fast. Rubber! Where was there rubber in this room?

Kwiksilver leapt onto the office chair just in time. The electric current hit the rubber wheels and he was safe.

Virus growled in anger. He twirled the still-sparking weapon in his flippers and strode towards Kwiksilver.

I can't just avoid him, Kwiksilver thought. I have to take a stand. Time to fight.