Dooby Derlick

"XTERMIN8!"

- Dooby Derlick

Dooby Derlick (full name Dilly Dally Dooby Derlick, originaly Alfred) is a strange robot with a laser that enjoys "destroying" things. There are legends that he was created by a long-time resident of Club Penguin Island.

Origins
The story of Dooby Derlick is a chaotic one, and certainly a long one. Have a stiff upper lip, and listen.

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In the year 2695, a penguin had an idea to create a robot that would help penguinkind. He made a synthetic with the help of another scientist. He named the synthetic "Alfred", and gave many tests to prove it wouldn't malfunction. All tests were successful, and was sent to a factory to be reproduced. However, on the shipment to the factory, interplanetary pirates on flying trucks attacked the boat and stole all cargo, including the box where Alfred was in. However, when the pirates arrived to their HQ, Alfred was smashed to pieces. The crew, not knowing what it previously was, decided to repair it and ended up with a strange grey robot with wheels, with two weapons (a laser and a stun-gun) and a large stick with a blue ball on the end for an eye. He was activated, and a short conversation began.

Robot: WHERE AM I? WHAT IS GOING ON?

Pirate: Aha, you've just been activated! We'll call you...err...Dooby Derlick! Yes, that's a good one! Dooby Derlick!

The rest of the pirates began laughing.

Dooby Derlick: HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT MY NAME?!? XTERMIN8!!!

Derlick fired his laser, which omitted an orange light, and blasted the pirates to a wall.

Dooby Derlick: EXCELLENT POWER, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!

The pirates ran (and even screamed) by the careless firing and aiming of the laser of Dooby Derlick. Not having any sense of direction, he wheeled towards an open cabinet.

Pirate: NO! Not the time portal!

The pirate's warning was too late, and Dooby Derlick wheeled inside. The portal was set to the year 2015, and a black hole appeared above the forest in Club Penguin. and Dooby Derlick wheeled out of the hole, crashing into the snow. He somehow managed to get up and looked around him. A penguin in a suit, with a suitcase wearing a hat, was coming back from the Cove and didn't notice Derlick.

Penguin:...dilly-dally...

Derlick heard this, and thought that was the rest of his name - Dilly Dally Dooby Derlick. Suddenly, the penguin noticed Derlick.

Penguin: Hey, look! A fancy coat-hanger! That'll give me some time to sort out this suitcase.

The penguin waddled towards Derlick and put his hat on his eye, and unexpectedly Derlick shouted.

Dooby Derlick: HELP, I CANNOT SEE! MY VISION IS IMPARED! ASSIST! ASSIST!

Derlick began his careless firing again and the penguin screamed. While Derlick wheeled away, the penguin called every group he could think of - the police, firefighters and the rescue squad. Derlick wheeled away, and finally bumped into a tree, destroying the hat. He saw a pookie, wandering what Derlick was.

Dooby Derlick: WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT IS THIS PENGUIN?

Dooby, after meeting the pirates, now had a bad view of penguins. He fired his orange laser to the pookie, which crashed to the wall of The Pizza Parlour. In distress, Derlick suddenly made a clone of himself.

Dooby Derlick: WHAT IS THIS ROBOT? A CLONE?

Dooby 2lick: YES, I AM A CLONE.

Dooby Derlick: DERLICKS CONQUER AND DESTROY! DERLICKS CONQUER AND DESTROY!

The clone copied Derlick, and they both wheeled away.

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They ended up in an abandoned igloo, and Derlick's clone disappeared into a puff of smoke. Derlick now lives in this igloo, exterminating anything that he finds strange, including teacups. The penguin who called the police, rescue squad and fire brigade was taken to the hospital, as sadly there were no witnesses in the area to confirm the sighting of Dooby Derlick. The pookie was left to cry, which knocked some reason in it, and because of its ignorance, he soon earned a badly-paid job at a factory.

Occupation
Dooby Derlick has currently no known function, except for exterminating things he finds very strange, such as teacups.

Quotes

 * "XTERMIN8!"


 * "DERLICK(S) CONQUOER AND DESTROY!"


 * "EXCELLENT POWER, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!"


 * "KEEP AWAY! KEEP AWAY!"</tt>

Trivia

 * In case you didn't notice, this is a parody of the daleks from Doctor Who.


 * Along with "exterminating" teacups, he has a tendency to "exterminate" penguins, most notably Mwa Mwa Penguins.
 * This is to the delight of many pookie haters.
 * He even "exterminates" Mwa Mwa Puffles, much to the delight of many of the haters.


 * He briefly starred in Fanon Characters Special FINALE!.


 * His main weakness is water.


 * He once tried to "exterminate" Winston, but failed miserably.
 * Interestingly, he thinks Winston is a baby penguin.
 * Whenever he says "baby penguin", he says it as "BAAABY PENGUIN" (pronounced BaY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-BEe PENGh-OU-INh glued together and said in a slightly fast tone).


 * If he is malfunctioning (often when he is sprayed with water or tightly hugged), steam comes out of him.


 * Although Dooby himself time-travelled once, he states that time travelers are his sworn enemies.


 * He has briefly met the Sapie Brothers.