User:CK/Cringe

History
Eggnogia was discovered by Juan von Penquino in the mid 1800's. However, when he returned to his home in Castilla, he hit his head and forgot where it was located. After that it was known as the "Lost island of Eggnogia".

In 2023, Penquino convinced his old relative (called Penquino I) to start a new expedition to re-find the "lost city of Eggnogia". In 2025, after 2 years of searching, they found it, fulfilling Erik's lifelong dream. In 2026 they started setting up a government, and letting people move to the new country.

Military
In the Eggnogian Military, there are many branches of troops. Juan is the official "protector" of all eggnog, which means he is the leader of the military as well.

FartThrowers
In 2026 (after much debate), the Eggnogian Royal Council made Cp kiddo the leader of a new class of soldiers, called the FartThrowers. They are the troops that usually respond to minor crime scenes, such as bank heists, dust busts(Eggnogian equivilant of drug busts), and other petty things. They seal off the building, then fart through the ventilation ducts, which usually knocks everyone out(including the criminals).

Relationships with Other Nations/Provinces

 * Castilla - Great. Penquino's ancestors came from Castilla, and they are distantly related to the Royal Family.

Cuisine
For Dessert, Penguins like to eat ice cream, chocolates, and Creamy Cakes. For drinks, penguins like Mocha drinks, chocolate drinks(Choco. milk, Hot choco.), Soda(Mainly Dr Pepper and Sprite), and ofcourse the national drink: Eggnog.

Technology
Technology is very advanced in Eggnogia. One example of this is the hover cars that use pure eggnog as fuel.