Talk:Austin8310

Sure. I'll be headin' over there right away.

I've got my built-in machinegun loaded, and I've managed to get my arm's shotgun modification working.

The gang's gonna eat lead tonight, and I'm gonna see to it that they do.

XTUX Hun

P.S. I got this letter from an mysterious source asking for me to take out Kwiksilver, and saying that they would supply me with a hefty reward.

The link above links to something called the "Time Agency", and I'm not so sure I can trust them.

Do you think I should take up the offer?

Actually, I volunteered. --Johnathan

Invitation
Due the the recent discovery of a map that is purported to lead to the Three Fruits of Happiness, I therefore invite to partake in the newly commisioned expedition that is going to travel to what the map dictates. You are one of the very few penguins asked to join because of your special talents and skills. Reply now; you will not receive another reminder of this privilige.

PS: This message will self-destruct in the .000001 seconds remaining after you will have finished reading this letter.



PSS: AHAHAH YOU HAVE BARELY A NANOSECOND TO RUN AWAY UNTIL THAT Ditto Grenade EXPLODES

FAAA Flight Ban
Dear Mr. Devecter, Under the new Federal Antarctic Aviation Administration SafeFlight regulations enacted on February 11, 2011, you have been deemed "SAFE" for any commercial flights operating in Antarctica. The FAAA is formally taking you off the no-fly list, which has now been reformed. This is effective immediately by the FAAA Law. The FAAA President has issued a free SkyAlliance Gold Pass, which allows you unlimited flights on any airline part of the SkyAlliance air alliance.

Thank You, Sancho Monte Captio President and Chairman of the FAAA Board

Roleplay?
Iz thiz roleplay? Iz it? IZ IT? --DA MAYOR ARRIVEZ!

Non-Roleplay
How is this not a UQA, just curious? Like, why isn't it a UQA when other articles are? We don't really have any guidelines for it  Wanna Talk?    22:35, 15 September 2015 (UTC)