Moving from Wikia

Moving from Wikia is a tale of how the entire Club Penguin Fanon Wiki universe was relocated, written by XTUX345 to commerate our move from Wikia.

Chapter I
Mayor McFlapp sat at his organ, playing a lively tune.

It was a beautiful day outside, and everything was almost unusally normal.

"And with bloomin' Benny still in bed, perhaps even the bally villains could be rather nice today, wot wot?"

"I HEARD THAT YOU ANNOYING FEATHERBAG!" screamed Director Benny, as he ran down the hallways with almost superpuffle speed and flung himself at Mayor McFlapp.

WHAM!

The effect was almost like a battering ram and Mayor McFlapp was flung off his seat by the impact and crashed through the wall, falling 20 stories down onto a concrete entryway, just missing a small pond by 3 inches.

The world went black and McFlapp remembered no more.

"Pssst, McFlap! Wake up!" whipsered a voice, and McFlapp opened his eyes.

He was still lying on the ground, and his skin was so battered and brused that he almost looked purple.

"We have an important message from the Holy Wikia itself!" spoke the voice again, and McFlapp tried to focus.

The world looked extremely blurry, but he could make out a letter being passed to him by what seemed to be a penguin.

"I'll take this upstairs, wot..." mumbled McFlapp as he stood up dizzily.

"Now, where's that flippen' door now, eh?" grumbled McFlapp as he started walking in the opposite direction, right toward the pond.

"Where's the bally handl-"

SPLASH!

McFlapp fell into the pond and stood up with a duck quacking noisly on his head.

"Wait...I'm supposed to be the flippin' narrator, right? And that should mean that I can change the bally plot, wot wot?"

Mayor McFlapp I suddenly changed the flippin' plot and I was back at my organ, working at this story!

And with that, I was suddenlu flung back into my bally office, wot wot?

"MCFLAPPPP!!!!!!!! I HAD TO EDIT TWO OF YOUR PETHETIC SENTENCES! HOW MUCH MORE DO I HAVE TO ENDURE TODAY?!?" screamed Director Benny at the top of his lungs, and Mayor McFlapp grimiced.

"And by the way you've switched from 3rd person perspective to 1st person and back. THAT IS AMAZINGLY SUPID!!!!!" shouted Director Benny once more, and Mayor McFlapp's "ears" started to ring.

"Oh right, we got a letter from flippin' wikia, wot wot?"

"THEN READ IT YOU DOLT!" screamed Director Benny at 1000000 decibels, and the Bureau of Fiction shook from the bottom up.

Not surprisingly, Mayor McFlapp went deaf, and everyone else would've if it wern't for the sound-proof walls that he had wisely installed in his room.

Mayor McFlapp also fainted for the second time that day.

"WAKE UP! WAKE UP!" Director enny sceamed. Mayor McFlapp woke up. He had his voice back.

"Wot's the ballin time, eh?" McFlapp asked.

"Three days precisely later" Benny said.

"Oh flippin heck... anyway. What were we doing?"

"READ... THE... LETTER".

"Shouldn't you have read it, wot wot?"

"JUST... READ... IT!"

"Ok, keeping your bally hat on -"

"IT'S NOT A BALLY HAT -"

"Benny, please, for five minutes" Billybob groaned as he entered the room. "I'LL read the letter".

Dear Universe

''Up until now we’ve been giving you a few “sneak peeks” and screenshots of the new Wikia, but we’ve reached the moment you’ve all been waiting for -- a chance to experience the new look for yourself!

Introducing the new Wikia in public beta, now live on Glee, Twilight, Red Dead Universe, Muppet Universe, and Healthy Recipes.

You can now explore a working version of the new look on five totally different wikis. We are very enthusiastic for the community to see the new Wikia on a living, breathing wiki and we hope you are just as excited to test it out! If you have an existing Wikia account you'll need to login and go to Preferences -> Skin and check "The new look" in order to see the beta wikis with the new design. This will not affect how you view other non-beta wikis.

As this is a new design, it may take a few minutes to discover the location of your favorite links, but we promise they're only a click away. Please remember that this is still in beta -- so there may be some tweaks made in the future. If you find a technical issue, please report it by using the green feedback icon at the top left of the page or through Special:Contact.

Also keep in mind that these five wikis are real wikis, so please be respectful in your contributions there. If you have feedback about the new look put your comments on this post -- we’ll be reading and responding here. Use the Community Test Wiki if you just want to just play around with the new look.

This public beta is for everyone to view, and our private beta and forum will continue through this period, too. We had a great response to our call for beta testers and will be able to include everyone who applied and responded to our first email - over 475 users!

We know you’ll have lots of questions -- so we’ve created a comprehensive resource that covers everything to do with the new look. Go to http://www.wikia.com/go to view resources like FAQs, best transition practices for admins, and a map of the redesign to help you get accustomed to the new Wikia. We’ll be adding to these resources over time, so leave us a note on the talk page if you don’t see your question answered. Enough from us -- head over to Glee, Twilight, Red Dead Redemption, Muppet Universe, or Healthy Recipes to see it in action. Or, head over to our hub -- our very own Holy Wikia HQ is on the public beta, too.''

Yours, Sanse.