User:TheBroMaster



Yo! I'm Bro! If you need anything, just ask me! I'm also the author of the popular FanonBall series.



Some of my articles and stories
These are some of my best articles; ones that I'm particularly proud of. Want a list of all my articles? Go here.
 * Blue stars (Star.png) represent HQAs.
 * Purple stars (Stars.png) represent UQAs.
 * USA coat of arms (Featured.PNG) represent FAOTMs.
 * AU flags (Flag of Ninja Archipelago Union.png) represent FAOTYs.
 * Pencils (Pencil Pin.PNG) represent non-article stories.

2012

 * Shops Island Stars.png Featured.PNG
 * Bro Stars.png Featured.PNG

2013

 * Bro and the Hochstadts Pencil Pin.PNG
 * Calada, Eh? Pencil Pin.PNG
 * The Great Yowien War (A collab with Swiss) Star.png Featured.PNG Pencil Pin.PNG Flag of Ninja Archipelago Union.png
 * Shops Civil War Pencil Pin.PNG
 * SIA Star.png
 * Lavender Stars.png
 * Puffalia Star.png
 * Red Shield Bank Star.png
 * SIA Space Command Fleet Star.png
 * Goberna
 * Brook Edward LasVegas (A collab with CK) Star.png
 * Puffarus
 * General Broseph Star.png
 * Malesian Armed Forces Star.png
 * Squarium Star.png
 * Fall of Nexon (A collab with SlenderXP) Star.png Featured.PNG Pencil Pin.PNG
 * The Plague War Star.png Featured.PNG

2014

 * The Axle Powers Stars.png Featured.PNG
 * Sunset City
 * Frosian War Featured.PNG Flag of Ninja Archipelago Union.png Pencil Pin.PNG
 * City of Goberna
 * Foreign Relations of Shops Island Star.png
 * President of Shops Island Star.png

2015

 * Saviors from Above Pencil Pin.PNG
 * Liberation of Planet 1984 Star.png
 * The Broseph Leaks Star.png
 * Vonkouver Trials Star.png
 * Dominion of Notron

2016

 * Asiapelago War Star.png

2018

 * Shops Island Bureau of Transportation Star.png
 * The Adventures of Red and Blue Pencil Pin.PNG Featured.PNG
 * Attempted Assassination of Lavender Star.png

2019

 * Scrub Star.png Featured.PNG
 * Mister Albert Star.png
 * Gone Rogue Pencil Pin.PNG

Cardinal rules of Life
These are my rules that I aimlessly abide by at all times. Prepare to have your mind=blown with all the awesomeness.
 * 1) SOCIALISM IS THEFT!
 * 2) My name is Bro, not BroMaster.
 * 3) Secret pages are overrated.
 * 4) Disney sucks.
 * 5) Club Penguin is no longer awesome.
 * 6) Wars are much more entertaining than FCG Specials.
 * 7) There is no way to look like a boss in slippers.
 * 8) It's impossible to be cool when you're speaking French.
 * 9) 1+1=5
 * 10) Democracy is overrated.
 * 11) remove slender remove slender yuo are worst man.
 * 12) If Jimmy has 2x - 1 apples and eats 0.75 of them, calculate the Sun's mass.
 * 13) How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None!
 * 14) Thanks Obama.
 * 15) Evolution: Belief is optional - Participation is not.
 * 16) Technically correct is the best kind of correct!
 * 17) The only way any battery can hurt you is if I hit you over the head with it.
 * 18) Good night, and big balls.
 * 19) YOU SAW NOTHING!

Templates
Here are all my awesome templates.

Quotes
A collection of my favorite conservative and inspirational quotes.

"To err is human; To persist in error is diabolical."

- Seneca

"A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have."

- Gerald Ford

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

- Sir Winston Churchill

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."

- Sir Winston Churchill

"The State is the great fiction through which everyone endeavors to live at the expense of everyone else."

- Frédéric Bastiat

"Gentlemen, we are going to relentlessly chase perfection, knowing full well we will not catch it, because nothing is perfect. But we are going to relentlessly chase it, because in the process we will catch excellence. I am not remotely interested in just being good."

- Vince Lombardi

"I am a great believer in luck. The harder I work the more of it I seem to have."

- Unknown

"Safety may get old but so do those who practice it."

- Unknown

"If you’re not a liberal when you’re 25, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative by the time you’re 35, you have no brain."

- Unknown