User talk:E-114

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Can you go to IRC? --Metalmanager { talk | contribs | secondary } 12:49, 4 November 2010 (PDT)

Hey
Long time no talk. Also, Nightmare is a girl.

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Here's the logs you ordered, sir.
[16:42]		E-114, I want to hear it.

[16:42]		Okay, thanks.

[16:42]	<TurtleShroom>	It's Swiss Ninja's article, Triskelle.

[16:42]	<Triskelle3>	I know, just wondering.

[16:43]	<E-114>	A penguin named Targas attacks a city (Thinking of a name) and steals the bell of it's famous belltower, but nothing else

[16:43]	<E-114>	A team of 5 try and figure out why, only to hear that a storage locker holding broken protypes was broken into, but nothing was stolen

[16:43]	<Triskelle3>	SnoopingGil|Away: What languages are spoken in the US of Antarctica? English, 1337, and anything else? Can I make Southron spoken there?

[16:44]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	That wouldn't explain the presence of English.

[16:44]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Let's not meddle around with languages. =P

[16:44]	<Triskelle3>	Grand permatan is where it started. English, I mean.

[16:44]	<E-114>	They research what was kept in the storage language, and found out there was a special computer chip that would work with sound waves

[16:45]	<Triskelle3>	It says so in the article.

[16:45]	<E-114>	It could cause 1.0 earthquakes, but because it was deemed useless, so it was kept in the locker

[16:46]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	...

[16:46]	<TurtleShroom>	Huh.

[16:46]	<TurtleShroom>	Bell theft...

[16:46]	<TurtleShroom>	What are thy going to do with the bell?

[16:46]	<Triskelle3>	TurtleShroom: What language do the Khanz speak?

[16:46]	<TurtleShroom>	English.

[16:46]	<TurtleShroom>	They also speak RL Russian and German.

[16:46]	<Triskelle3>	Khanzdul - parody of Khuzdul?

[16:46]	<Triskelle3>	Okay.

[16:46]	<TurtleShroom>	East Pengolia is more prone to Russian.

[16:46]	<TurtleShroom>	West Pengolia to German.

[16:47]	<Triskelle3>	Can I write primitive /Khanz/?

[16:47]	<TurtleShroom>	...-and all of them speak Mongolian.

[16:47]	<TurtleShroom>	Primitive Khanz = Mongolian language

[16:47]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Don't really think an audio-based microchip would work.

[16:47]	<Triskelle3>	Oh, okay.

[16:47]	<TurtleShroom>	They exist, Explorer.

[16:47]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Besides, how does that even make sense?

[16:47]	<TurtleShroom>	Voice recognition software.

[16:47]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	....no.

[16:47]	<E-114>	Well Targas takes the bell up onto a large mobile machine and attaches the bell to the highest point, and clips the chip he stole (No one noticed it was gone) upon the bell

[16:47]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	That's not audio-based microchips.

[16:47]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	That's voice recognition software.

[16:48]	<TurtleShroom>	He means that the chip is programmed to regard and respond to audio.

[16:48]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	....then "

[16:48]	<E-114>	I couldn't think of a proper word

[16:48]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Then "audio-based microchip" is not a good name.

[16:48]	<E-114>	Small machine?

[16:48]	<TurtleShroom>	So he rings the bell and the machine amplifies it to shake the earth?

[16:48]	<E-114>	Yes

[16:48]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	That's an amplifier....

[16:48]	<TurtleShroom>	Well, it couldn't make severe earthquakes...

[16:48]	<TurtleShroom>	...-but locally, it could be very powerful.

[16:48]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Or just a simple microphone attached to a souped-up speaker.

[16:49]	<TurtleShroom>	It could topple nearby villains.

[16:49]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	So basically they invented a ridiculously powerful speaker.

[16:49]	<TurtleShroom>	Agreed. He should attatch the bell to amplifiers and embed those in the ground.

[16:49]	<TurtleShroom>	Exactly.

[16:49]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	...

[16:49]	<TurtleShroom>	So what do they want to do with this earth-shaking machine?

[16:49]	<E-114>	Targas is the bad guy btw, team of 5 are the good guys

[16:50]	<Triskelle3>	http://giantspacelizard.com/2010/09/01/evilofthesmo/

[16:50]	<E-114>	He wants to have power, so he attacks the city he stole the bell from the test it

[16:50]	<TurtleShroom>	Ah/

[16:50]	<Triskelle3>	Found this in an add

[16:50]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	So he steals the gigantic speaker/amplifier/microphone combo and the bell?

[16:50]	<TurtleShroom>	No, they built it.

[16:50]	<TurtleShroom>	They stole the /bell/.

[16:50]	<E-114>	Yes

[16:50]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Also, it wouldn't be a chip.

[16:50]	<E-114>	to test it*

[16:51]	<TurtleShroom>	They had to find an old fashioned cast bell.

[16:51]	<TurtleShroom>	Really, the only cities I know of that still has a bell like that...

[16:51]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Besides, why not generate waves on a computer and have them transmitted to the giant speaker?

[16:51]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Why would they need a bell?

[16:51]	<TurtleShroom>	Are South Pole City's Capitol, and Mattress Village.

[16:51]	<E-114>	It was more of a monument then anything

[16:51]	<TurtleShroom>	...-because bells are cheaper.

[16:51]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	....uh, no....

[16:51]	<TurtleShroom>	They're not using computers.

[16:51]	<TurtleShroom>	They're using simple amplificaiton.

[16:51]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Because...

[16:52]	<TurtleShroom>	They're using amplifying electronics.

[16:52]	<TurtleShroom>	Not computers.

[16:52]	<TurtleShroom>	Ring the bell, make the noise.

[16:52]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Pfft.

[16:52]	<TurtleShroom>	Uses less electricity than programming an entire PC to do that.

[16:52]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	They could just download Audacity, generate a waveform, and then play it with the speaker.

[16:52]	<TurtleShroom>	Plus, bell = better story

[16:52]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Derp derp derp.

[16:52]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Fridge Logic strikes back.

[16:52]	<Triskelle3>	Gil: want to learn Sindarin? http://your-sindarin-textbook.realelvish.net/

[16:52]	<TurtleShroom>	Second, these amplifiers aren't purchasable.

[16:53]	<Triskelle3>	I can also find a Quenya one if you'd like.

[16:53]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Audacity is free.

[16:53]	<TurtleShroom>	They were built from scratch.

[16:53]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	@Triskelle: Learning Quenya would be cool.

[16:53]	<E-114>	Better story =/= logic

[16:53]	<TurtleShroom>	Explorer, these speakers and amplifiers are powerful enough to *shake the earth*.

[16:53]	<TurtleShroom>	Bells make deeper and more powerful sounds than an Audacity file.

[16:53]	<Triskelle3>	Want a link to the online Quenya course?

[16:53]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Yeah, and if you used a computer-generated waveform, you could customize it to match the natural resonance of the ground in question.

[16:53]	<TurtleShroom>	They need a powerful item to magnify the powerful speakers.

[16:54]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	...

[16:54]	<TurtleShroom>	Explorer, the villain isn't smart enough to do that!

[16:54]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	...you're not making any sense.

[16:54]	<TurtleShroom>	Explorer, it's simple.

[16:54]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Yes, because all villains are idiots who don't have a shred of common sense.

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[16:54]	<TurtleShroom>	Tall, movable structure. Bell hooked to structure.

[16:54]	<AeroNachos>	TS, I created Polaris' first colony.

[16:54]	<TurtleShroom>	Bell rung. Bell sound amplifies through dozens of amplifiers and blasts into the ground.

[16:54]	<Triskelle3>	Sindarin is very similiar to Welsh, in grammar, structure, and pronounciation.

[16:54]	<AeroNachos>	Not essentially colony..

[16:54]	<TurtleShroom>	Sound waves shake the ground.

[16:54]	<AeroNachos>	But city.

[16:54]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	How do they manage to think out these crazy complex schemes and yet overlook something as simple as that?

[16:55]	<E-114>	It would make a better story than pushing buttons on a machine

[16:55]	<TurtleShroom>	In my opinion, Explorer, I'd think of the bell first./

[16:55]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	But you're not a villain mastermind. =P

[16:55]	<TurtleShroom>	If I was to use sound to shake the earth, amplifying an existing sound would be easier to me.

[16:55]	<Triskelle3>	Here you go, Explorer: http://folk.uib.no/hnohf/qcourse.htm

[16:55]	<TurtleShroom>	Instead of crafting a sound from scratch.

[16:55]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	If you have access to amplifying technology, how hard is it to NOT think of Audacity?

[16:55]	<E-114>	Epic battle going up the stair case to a weapon of mass destruction > pushing some guy out of the way from a computer

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[16:56]	<TurtleShroom>	I NEVER think of Audacity.

[16:56]	<AeroNachos>	http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/wiki/File:Prtoelnr.png

[16:56]	<TurtleShroom>	E-114, the weapon is /mobile/.

[16:56]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	But you're not some well-educated, tech-savvy villain mastermind.

[16:56]	<AeroNachos>	That's my colony.

[16:56]	<TurtleShroom>	So no stair.

[16:56]	<TurtleShroom>	Neither is E-114's villain.

[16:56]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	And then why didn't they just steal a military sound gun in the first place?

[16:56]	<TurtleShroom>	He's using waht je knows how.

[16:56]	<TurtleShroom>	There isn't one.

[16:56]	<TurtleShroom>	Plus, stealing military stuff = gunned down

[16:57]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	I'm pretty sure Baron Industries would look into stuff like that.

[16:57]	<E-114>	Because it would be easier to break into a storage locker filled with broken prototypes then fighting armed guards

[16:57]	<TurtleShroom>	It's easier to steal bells and amplifiers than fight armed guards.

[16:57]	<TurtleShroom>	Exactly.

[16:57]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Don't the amplifiers have armed guards, too?

[16:57]	<TurtleShroom>	Would the Night Club gaurd its amplifiers?

[16:57]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	It's not like whatever company makes them doesn't employ SECURITY.

[16:57]	<TurtleShroom>	Would a night club?

[16:58]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	You seriously think night club speakers can shake the earth.

[16:58]	<TurtleShroom>	They just raid dance clubs of their amplifiers in the dead of the night.

[16:58]	<TurtleShroom>	Not alone.

[16:58]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	What.

[16:58]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Also, what is all this about "amplifiers" anyway?

[16:58]	<TurtleShroom>	They'd need to configure them, wire them, and combine them enough to generate more powerful sounds.

[16:58]	<E-114>	guy with a sword would easily beat a DJ

[16:58]	<TurtleShroom>	The bell's sound is amplified and funneled into the earth to shake it.

[16:58]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	The only thing that really matters is the PHYSICAL CAPABILITY of the speaker to produce HIGH AMPLITUDES.

[16:59]	<TurtleShroom>	Correct.

[16:59]	<TurtleShroom>	One speaker can't do that.

[16:59]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	....

[16:59]	<Triskelle3>	Here's how I learned Welsh: www.saysomethinginwelsh.com

[16:59]	<TurtleShroom>	Two speakers can't do that.... -but hundreds? Thousands?

[16:59]	<TurtleShroom>	...-and each hacked to go beyond the safety limits?

[16:59]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	TS, it doesn't work like that.

[16:59]	<TurtleShroom>	That may.

[16:59]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	The waves have to add on to each other.

[16:59]	<TurtleShroom>	Well, speakers in my house can rattle their windows.

[16:59]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	They have to be in the exact same phase.

[17:00]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Then again, they would be.

[17:00]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	=P

[17:00]	<TurtleShroom>	Well, of course they're in sync.

[17:00]	<E-114>	Good story > logic

[17:00]	<TurtleShroom>	Duh.

[17:00]	<TurtleShroom>	I disagree, E-114. The greatest of stories balance logic and fantasy.

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[17:00]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	But why would they want a giant ensemble of speakers when they could just BOMB the place?

[17:00]	<TurtleShroom>	Listen to Explorer's science, and Explorer, listen to E-114's fantasy. You two could truly build something.

[17:00]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Explosions already create massive shockwaves.

[17:01]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	What is their aim, anyway?

[17:01]	<TurtleShroom>	Speaker death is more fun than bombs.

[17:01]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	But it's less practical.

[17:01]	<TurtleShroom>	Not death, pardon.

[17:01]	<TurtleShroom>	They don't want to kill.

[17:01]	<TurtleShroom>	They're obviously after something.

[17:01]	<TurtleShroom>	Not world domination, but an item.

[17:01]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	They'll definitely cause a lot of people to go deaf.

[17:01]	<Triskelle3>	WHEN I WAS IN THE WATER CLOSET IT HIT ME

[17:01]	<TurtleShroom>	Exactly.

[17:01]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Where does making the ground shake come into this?

[17:01]	<TurtleShroom>	The deaf are defenseless.

[17:02]	<TurtleShroom>	It topples buildings.

[17:02]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Wow.

[17:02]	<Triskelle3>	"Tor Tinduma" - a story about Valnor, the HPC, Malcur's early days, etc

[17:02]	<TurtleShroom>	EPIC

[17:02]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	That's ridiculously roundabout.

[17:02]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	COULD YOU NOT JUST TOPPLE IT WITH EXPLOSIVES

[17:02]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	SERIOUSLY

[17:02]	<TurtleShroom>	More fun this way.

[17:02]	<E-114_>	The idea for after he does this is to raid the underground of the city, as it contains lots of gold

[17:02]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Are you kidding?

[17:02]	<TurtleShroom>	Explorer, this guy isn't an explosion master.

[17:02]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Why would someone waste that much time and effort?

[17:03]	<TurtleShroom>	He's a ragtag nut with a group of minions.

[17:03]	<E-114_>	It's sneakier

[17:03]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Even an idiot could blow up a building with explosives!

[17:03]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Sneakier?

[17:03]	<TurtleShroom>	Plus, bombs can destroy gold.

[17:03]	<E-114_>	Guy steals bell

[17:03]	<TurtleShroom>	Toppling buildings wouldn't do that.

[17:03]	<TurtleShroom>	Not sneakier, E-114.

[17:03]	<E-114_>	"Oh, he'll sell it for money or something"

[17:03]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Oh, sure, GIANT SPEAKER ARRAYS are more inconspicuous than small explosive packages!

[17:03]	<Triskelle3>	I was thinking about Valnorian and then I though about "Tor" (King) and then "Tindum" (Shadow) so "Tor Tinduma" = "King of Shadow" = STORY

[17:03]	<E-114_>	Guy steals speakers

[17:03]	<TurtleShroom>	...-but bombs could destroy the gold.

[17:03]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	1) Guy steals bombs

[17:03]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	2) Guy plants explosives

[17:03]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	3) Boom.

[17:03]	<TurtleShroom>	Sound waves would not destroy the gold.

[17:03]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	VERSUS

[17:03]	<TurtleShroom>	Yes, and the gold is toast.

[17:04]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	1) Guy steals speakers

[17:04]	<E-114_>	4) Destroted gold

[17:04]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	2) Guy steals more speakers

[17:04]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	3) Repeat steps 1 and 2

[17:04]	<Triskelle3>	Any ideas where to start?

[17:04]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	4) Repeat step 3

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[17:04]	<TurtleShroom>	Well, what if the speakers have a motive?

[17:04]	<Triskelle3>	Oh, I've got to write characters.

[17:04]	<TurtleShroom>	Maybe he hates pop music?

[17:04]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	5) Assemble all speakers in a VERY OBVIOUS ARRAY

[17:04]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	6) Aim (somehow)

[17:04]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	7) Play loud noise

[17:04]	<TurtleShroom>	Explorer, in the forest of Antarctica, even a big array could be concealed.

[17:04]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	8) Hope that the targeted buildings didn't follow building safety codes

[17:05]	<TurtleShroom>	Antarctica doesn't have codes.

[17:05]	<TurtleShroom>	Much.

[17:05]	<E-114_>	Building safety codes don't always work

[17:05]	<TurtleShroom>	Plus, earthquakes in Antarctica don't happen.

[17:05]	<TurtleShroom>	There wouldn't BE anti-shaking prevenmtions.

[17:05]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Yes, but normally they ensure protection against measely air vibrations.

[17:05]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	@TS: They do.

[17:05]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Especially around the coast.

[17:05]	<TurtleShroom>	This gold isn't coastal.

[17:05]	<TurtleShroom>	We're deep in the forests.

[17:06]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Let me adjust step 8.

[17:06]	<TurtleShroom>	Fine.

[17:06]	=-=	E-114_ is now known as E-114

[17:06]	<TurtleShroom>	Explorer, maybe instead of trying to DESTROY E-114's doom audio scheme, why not use your science to concoct a plausible scheme?

[17:06]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	8)Hope that, somehow, the sound produced will manage to survive being scattered by TONS OF TREES, and that, miraculously, whoever designed the target building was so idiotic that it could be knocked down by a fly.

[17:06]	<TurtleShroom>	With the speakers?

[17:06]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	It doesn't work.

[17:07]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	The best way would be to BLOW IT UP.

[17:07]	<TurtleShroom>	Well, it can work if you think.

[17:07]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Uh, no.

[17:07]	<TurtleShroom>	THE GOLD WOULD MELT

[17:07]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	...

[17:07]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	...no.

[17:07]	<TurtleShroom>	Explorer, I once made a robot go to the sun.

[17:07]	<TurtleShroom>	See Redbot.

[17:07]	<TurtleShroom>	I used heavy science and kept it accurate to the day.

[17:07]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Gold's melting point: 1947.5 degrees F

[17:07]	<TurtleShroom>	...so don't tell me you can't make an amplified bell weapon scientifically plausible.

[17:08]	<TurtleShroom>	Don't tell me you can't make an amplified bell weapon scientifically plausible.

[17:08]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	It doesn't work like that.

[17:08]	<TurtleShroom>	Besides, even IF the speakers were visible, couldn't they just deafen defenses trying to go after them?

[17:08]	<E-114>	Talking penguins don't work either

[17:08]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Sadly, talking penguins are protected by canon.

[17:08]	<TurtleShroom>	It's hard to defend yourself when loud sounds are rattling you.

[17:08]	<TurtleShroom>	SADLY?

[17:08]	<TurtleShroom>	-_-

[17:09]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Sadly for you.

[17:09]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Or your argument.

[17:09]	<Triskelle3>	Brb, my head is flooding with ideas

[17:09]	<TurtleShroom>	Explorer, for goodness' sakes, use some imagination here.

[17:09]	<TurtleShroom>	I love to put science in my stories, but I conform the science, not the story.

[17:09]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Yes, use some imagination and think of a way to make bombs interesting.

[17:09]	<TurtleShroom>	I GOT IT.

[17:09]	<TurtleShroom>	COMBINE THE TWO.

[17:09]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	=P

[17:10]	<TurtleShroom>	The bell and the speakers are the trigger.

[17:10]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Sure, like that's going to work.

[17:10]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Great, more Rube Goldberg stuff.

[17:10]	<TurtleShroom>	Ring the bell, explode the bombs. ^_^

[17:10]	<TurtleShroom>	Or plant the bombs IN THE SPEAKERS.

[17:10]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	...

[17:10]	<TurtleShroom>	Ring the bell, explode the bombs.

[17:10]	<TurtleShroom>	That would eliminate the need for an array.

[17:10]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	....bombs already generate giant shockwaves.

[17:10]	<TurtleShroom>	Yes.

[17:10]	<TurtleShroom>	Speakers are inconspicous items. No one would put a bomb in there.

[17:11]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	So if you seriously think speakers will knock down as building, you could just blow up the bombs right next to the building.

[17:11]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Duh.

[17:11]	<TurtleShroom>	Bombs IN speakers casing.

[17:11]	<TurtleShroom>	The speakers don't explode until the bell sets them off.

[17:11]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	So sneak the bombs into the buildings by disguising them as speakers.

[17:11]	<TurtleShroom>	Yes. The speakers even work like speakers until the bell triggers the bomb.

[17:11]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	How about this?

[17:11]	<TurtleShroom>	Listen, I've heard you can stuff nukes into suitcases, Explorer.

[17:12]	<TurtleShroom>	A functioning speaker can also be a bomb. :|

[17:12]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	The bomb-speakers will be smuggled into the building.

[17:12]	<TurtleShroom>	Okay.

[17:12]	<Triskelle3>	Introducing a new character... Narwâ Tintalvë, you'll learn more later.

[17:12]	<E-114>	Sounds cool Trisk

[17:12]	<TurtleShroom>	E-114, Explorer is going to try and help now. :|

[17:12]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	They're remotely detonated by a computer outside, in the forest.

[17:12]	<TurtleShroom>	What about the bell?

[17:12]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	The computer is set to detonate the bombs at sunrise, when the city bells ring.

[17:12]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	See?

[17:12]	<TurtleShroom>	The bell needs a use, too.

[17:12]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	It makes sense.

[17:12]	<E-114>	IAh

[17:12]	<E-114>	Ah*

[17:12]	<TurtleShroom>	Hmm, using the bell symbolically?

[17:12]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	Yes.

[17:12]	<SnoopingGil|Away>	If you want it so badly.

[17:13]	<TurtleShroom>	E-114, would that be fine with you?

[17:13]	<E-114>	Yep

[17:13]	<TurtleShroom>	/snaps fingers/

[17:13]	<TurtleShroom>	Okay!

[17:13]	<E-114>	Brb putting this in notepad so I don't forget

[17:13]	<TurtleShroom>	Here, let me put the log on your talk page.

-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <span title="That's because I withold it from all of you!">You never even call me by my name!<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †       <span title="You have to see the special tooltip after this link. It's the best part!">You don't have to call me darling...... darling. undefined  </tt><span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!">  ―  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     21:17, 13 June 2011 (UTC)

WOMEN GO CRAZY FOR A SHARP DRESSED MAN
E-114, here's that extremely handesome anime kid parody you called for...



-and anime kid's theme song:

UmX5G8G3EN4

-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <span title="That's because I withold it from all of you!">You never even call me by my name!<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †       <span title="You have to see the special tooltip after this link. It's the best part!">You don't have to call me darling...... darling. undefined  </tt><span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!">  ―  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     20:34, 14 June 2011 (UTC)

TRIPLE KRABBY SUPREME! DID SOMEONE ORDER A TRIPLE KRABBY SUPREME?
[2011-06-15 14:57:48] -->| YOU (TurtleShroom) have joined #clubpenguinfanon [2011-06-15 14:57:48] =-= Topic for #clubpenguinfanon is ``Club Penguin Fanon Wiki | http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/ | No swearing or obscene talk | http://cpwnshop.spreadshirt.com/ CPWN (CPW & FANON) Shop! Buttons, T-Shirts, Umbrellas & more!'' [2011-06-15 14:57:48] =-= Topic for #clubpenguinfanon was set by Seahorse!~Seahorse@wikipedia/Seahorseruler on Friday, June 10, 2011 6:08:35 PM [2011-06-15 14:57:49] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v TurtleShroom by ChanServ [2011-06-15 14:58:05] -->| Seahorse (~Seahorse@wikipedia/Seahorseruler) has joined #clubpenguinfanon [2011-06-15 14:58:05] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +o Seahorse by ChanServ [2011-06-15 14:58:11] <TurtleShroom> Hello? [2011-06-15 15:00:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> Hey. [2011-06-15 15:00:18] <TurtleShroom> Hello Explorer. [2011-06-15 15:00:30] <SnoopingGil|Away> I'm writing up the Poppy Bros' timekeeping system. [2011-06-15 15:00:36] <TurtleShroom> -_- [2011-06-15 15:01:01] <TurtleShroom> Good luck with that. [2011-06-15 15:01:15] <TurtleShroom> (That was NOT sarcasm.) [2011-06-15 15:01:42] <SnoopingGil|Away> There [2011-06-15 15:01:48] <SnoopingGil|Away> There's a lunar eclipse going on right now. [2011-06-15 15:01:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> Unfortunately, it's on the OTHER side of the world. [2011-06-15 15:01:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P [2011-06-15 15:02:26] <TurtleShroom> Okay. [2011-06-15 15:05:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> So... [2011-06-15 15:06:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> We went hiking yesterday. [2011-06-15 15:06:25] <SnoopingGil|Away> And we got at least one tick. =P [2011-06-15 15:06:33] <TurtleShroom> Oh crud. [2011-06-15 15:06:44] <SnoopingGil|Away> Fortunately, nothing much seems to be happening. [2011-06-15 15:06:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> It's been 24 hours; if there were still any ticks, they'd be easy to spot by now. [2011-06-15 15:07:18] <SnoopingGil|Away> And the only thing we really need to worry about is signs of tick-borne diseases. [2011-06-15 15:12:13] -->| ampharos (~prizm@unaffiliated/prizm) has joined #clubpenguinfanon [2011-06-15 15:12:14] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +o ampharos by ChanServ [2011-06-15 15:12:25] Hello TurtleShroom [2011-06-15 15:13:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> Brb. [2011-06-15 15:14:59] <TurtleShroom> Hello ZW. [2011-06-15 15:15:22] <SnoopingGil|Away> Back. [2011-06-15 15:17:26] There is no problem landmines cannot solve. [2011-06-15 15:17:48] Hooligans in the ghetto are stealing your mail and parcels? Landmine. [2011-06-15 15:18:02] Zealotry in the Middle East? Landmines. [2011-06-15 15:18:11] World peace? Landmines. [2011-06-15 15:18:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> World war? [2011-06-15 15:20:22] TurtleShroom: so yeah, buy landmines! [2011-06-15 15:20:28] <TurtleShroom> .......? [2011-06-15 15:20:45] <TurtleShroom> No, no. Landmines are a major burden to dig up after the war. [2011-06-15 15:20:57] <TurtleShroom> Plus, they're easily triggered on innocents. [2011-06-15 15:26:42] Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. [2011-06-15 15:26:54] Canadian way: strike anyways [2011-06-15 15:27:04] <TurtleShroom> LANGUAGE. [2011-06-15 15:30:53] -->| CPMaster (~chatzilla@unaffiliated/cpmaster) has joined #clubpenguinfanon [2011-06-15 15:30:53] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v CPMaster by ChanServ [2011-06-15 15:31:37] Heard about them playoffs, eh? [2011-06-15 15:31:43] <TurtleShroom> Oh yes. [2011-06-15 15:31:49] Boston has magic ice only their own players can skate on. [2011-06-15 15:31:53] <TurtleShroom> NFL lockout. Going for months. [2011-06-15 15:32:10] I meant NHL. [2011-06-15 15:32:26] Once Boston wins the cup I have no reason to watch sports anymore. [2011-06-15 15:32:47] Here's to hoping a merciless slaughter of Vancouver! [2011-06-15 15:32:49] <TurtleShroom> .....? [2011-06-15 15:34:21] CPMaster: explain our Canadian sport of the frozen arenas to this entoastened Southie [2011-06-15 15:34:34] <TurtleShroom> No, I know what hockey is. :P [2011-06-15 15:35:14] <TurtleShroom> I saw a highlight on ESPN the other day where a hickey goalie got tapped on the shoulder. When the goalie responded with a playful jab at the other guy, he got his lights punched out. [2011-06-15 15:35:36] <TurtleShroom> I deduced, therefore, that hockey players are REQUIRED by the governance of the sport to beat each other up for no reason. :P [2011-06-15 15:35:47] <TurtleShroom> In saying this... am I correct? [2011-06-15 15:36:10] yeah [2011-06-15 15:36:31] Hockey is just real time tactical golf with extra violence [2011-06-15 15:36:38] <TurtleShroom> LOL [2011-06-15 15:37:23] <CPMaster> :? [2011-06-15 15:37:34] <CPMaster> ampharos, I don't live in Canada.... [2011-06-15 15:38:15] <CPMaster> Go ask LM for assistance [2011-06-15 15:39:44] CPMaster: I thought you were Canadian. [2011-06-15 15:39:50] <CPMaster> That's LM [2011-06-15 15:39:53] <CPMaster> We're both Chinese [2011-06-15 15:40:00] <CPMaster> You probably got mixed up [2011-06-15 15:41:27] Thou doth protest too much [2011-06-15 15:43:04] <CPMaster> .... [2011-06-15 15:43:20] <TurtleShroom> CPM... is Asian, too? :| [2011-06-15 15:43:31] <TurtleShroom> CONSARN IT I DON'T KNOW ANY OF YOU [2011-06-15 15:46:38] <CPMaster> o.o [2011-06-15 15:51:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> XD XD XD [2011-06-15 15:51:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> ASIANS [2011-06-15 15:51:08] <SnoopingGil|Away> ASIANS EVERYWHERE! [2011-06-15 15:51:12] <TurtleShroom> BEAT ME TO IT [2011-06-15 15:51:26] <TurtleShroom> Seriously, being white is really lame. [2011-06-15 15:53:50] Join the club [2011-06-15 15:57:35] <TurtleShroom> I know, right? [2011-06-15 15:59:13] -->| Triskelle3 (4a7fd507@gateway/web/freenode/ip.74.127.213.7) has joined #clubpenguinfanon [2011-06-15 15:59:31] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v Triskelle3 by SnoopingGil|Away [2011-06-15 15:59:41] <TurtleShroom> Hello Triskelle! [2011-06-15 16:00:04] <Triskelle3> Hi. [2011-06-15 16:00:08] <Triskelle3> I'm watching the eclipse! [2011-06-15 16:00:23] <Triskelle3> I'm sitting out on the balcony watching it. [2011-06-15 16:00:57] <Triskelle3> Lucky I live in a rural area in northern Europe, so I can actually see it! [2011-06-15 16:01:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> Lucky you. =P [2011-06-15 16:01:33] <TurtleShroom> :| [2011-06-15 16:01:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> Brb. [2011-06-15 16:01:55] <Triskelle3> Maximum in 12 minutes, they just said on the radio. [2011-06-15 16:02:07] <TurtleShroom> Cool! [2011-06-15 16:02:20] <Triskelle3> It's the longest this decade. [2011-06-15 16:04:56] <Triskelle3> North America gets one December 10th. [2011-06-15 16:05:12] <Triskelle3> ...the western parts, at least. [2011-06-15 16:10:03] <Triskelle3> 3 minutes! [2011-06-15 16:10:24] <Triskelle3> Am I the only one here living in Europe? O_O [2011-06-15 16:10:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> =P [2011-06-15 16:10:43] <SnoopingGil|Away> Lunar eclipses are nice. [2011-06-15 16:10:57] [INFO] Disconnecting from IRC. Click close again to exit now. [2011-06-15 16:10:57] [QUIT] Disconnected from irc://freenode/ (irc://chat.freenode.net/). Reconnect][Reconnect to freenode][reconnect [2011-06-15 17:28:54] -->| YOU (TurtleShroom) have joined #clubpenguinfanon [2011-06-15 17:28:54] =-= Topic for #clubpenguinfanon is ``Club Penguin Fanon Wiki | http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/ | No swearing or obscene talk | http://cpwnshop.spreadshirt.com/ CPWN (CPW & FANON) Shop! Buttons, T-Shirts, Umbrellas & more!'' [2011-06-15 17:28:54] =-= Topic for #clubpenguinfanon was set by Seahorse!~Seahorse@wikipedia/Seahorseruler on Friday, June 10, 2011 6:08:34 PM [2011-06-15 17:28:54] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v TurtleShroom by ChanServ [2011-06-15 17:28:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> Hey. [2011-06-15 17:29:08] <TurtleShroom> Hello! [2011-06-15 17:29:29] <TurtleShroom> I get more Internal Server Errors than I do wiki pages these days... -_- [2011-06-15 17:29:45] <TurtleShroom> Did you see my expansions to /Puerto Elanor/ ? [2011-06-15 17:30:03] -->| E-114 (47e95aa2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.233.90.162) has joined #clubpenguinfanon [2011-06-15 17:30:10] <TurtleShroom> Hello E-114! [2011-06-15 17:30:11] <E-114> Hello [2011-06-15 17:30:15] <E-114> Hi [2011-06-15 17:30:28] <E-114> How's it going [2011-06-15 17:30:31] <TurtleShroom> Work on Clauderashroollo is going steady. Again, thank you so much for that. ^_^ [2011-06-15 17:30:39] <SnoopingGil|Away> Hmm. [2011-06-15 17:30:40] <E-114> Your welcome [2011-06-15 17:31:07] <TurtleShroom> ...-but I can't DRAAAAAAAAAAAAW HIM........... [2011-06-15 17:31:19] <E-114> Also I've adjusted the plot a little of the story I'm working on, but it should make the villains motives not as cliched [2011-06-15 17:31:24] <E-114> (sp?) [2011-06-15 17:31:25] <TurtleShroom> Okay. [2011-06-15 17:31:41] <E-114> Long version or short version? [2011-06-15 17:31:48] <TurtleShroom> Huh? [2011-06-15 17:31:55] -->| Seahorse (~Seahorse@wikipedia/Seahorseruler) has joined #clubpenguinfanon [2011-06-15 17:31:55] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +o Seahorse by ChanServ [2011-06-15 17:32:09] <Flywish> hello? [2011-06-15 17:32:28] <E-114> The story I'm working on, the bad guys motives are being changed, and I can put it in a short way or a long way [2011-06-15 17:32:45] <TurtleShroom> OH, okay. [2011-06-15 17:32:47] <TurtleShroom> Go long! [2011-06-15 17:32:50] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v E-114 by SnoopingGil|Away [2011-06-15 17:32:51] <TurtleShroom> Hello Flywish. [2011-06-15 17:32:53] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v Flywish by SnoopingGil|Away [2011-06-15 17:33:10] <E-114> Long version go! [2011-06-15 17:33:38] <TurtleShroom> See, what I'd like to do with Clauderashroollo is what SquidZoid is doing in the background on this portrait: http://media2.clubpenguin.com/community_media/images/wallpapers/39_lrg-1024.jpg. ...-but I don't have that kind of talent. [2011-06-15 17:34:12] <E-114> Ok, so the gold underneath the city has a purpose now [2011-06-15 17:34:15] <TurtleShroom> That "arms-spread out power and control" thing. [2011-06-15 17:34:19] <TurtleShroom> What's the purpose? [2011-06-15 17:34:45] <E-114> I was thinking of being some sort of folklore like monster with a tale attached to it being kept underneath it [2011-06-15 17:34:52] <E-114> Like Squidzoid [2011-06-15 17:35:04] <E-114> Or something along the lines [2011-06-15 17:35:08] <TurtleShroom> The gold is a seal on a beast? [2011-06-15 17:35:10] <TurtleShroom> Why gold? [2011-06-15 17:35:17] <TurtleShroom> You could just use iron, or steel, or rocks. [2011-06-15 17:35:23] <TurtleShroom> No need to use precious metals. [2011-06-15 17:35:24] <E-114> Because it is greedy and is afraid of breaking the gold [2011-06-15 17:35:29] <TurtleShroom> Huh. [2011-06-15 17:35:37] <SnoopingGil|Away> ?... [2011-06-15 17:35:41] <TurtleShroom> Well, it couldn't just lift it? [2011-06-15 17:36:05] <TurtleShroom> Again, I'd say that you seal the beast away with iron, or steel, or rocks, and have the gold nearby, just there. [2011-06-15 17:36:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> Why not something even more valuable? [2011-06-15 17:36:07] <SnoopingGil|Away> Like platinum? [2011-06-15 17:36:19] <E-114> Because gold is heavy [2011-06-15 17:36:28] <TurtleShroom> The gold came in AFTER the beast, and the villains don't know it's there. [2011-06-15 17:36:42] <TurtleShroom> So when one comes down there to get the gold, they accidently free the beast. [2011-06-15 17:36:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> Platinum is denser. [2011-06-15 17:37:02] <E-114> Bad guy thinks that he is going to get rich after destroying the city, only to hear a roar coming from below the tower [2011-06-15 17:37:11] <E-114> It is? [2011-06-15 17:37:13] <TurtleShroom> Heh. Nice one, villain. [2011-06-15 17:37:24] <TurtleShroom> You know, I didn't know that either. Platinum is heavier? [2011-06-15 17:37:41] <TurtleShroom> ...-and wouldn't a proper seal be a solid rectangle of platinum several inches thick? [2011-06-15 17:37:53] <TurtleShroom> I mean, how would seal a beast /with/ platinum? [2011-06-15 17:37:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> Hmm... [2011-06-15 17:38:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...you know, platinum dissolves in aqua regia... [2011-06-15 17:38:02] <E-114> Brb for a sec [2011-06-15 17:38:04] <TurtleShroom> I mean, this is a beast we're talking about. [2011-06-15 17:38:10] <SnoopingGil|Away> You could make that a plot point. [2011-06-15 17:38:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> AHA WE FOUND THE GOLD [2011-06-15 17:38:16] <TurtleShroom> Explorer, the beast doesn't have aqua regia. :P [2011-06-15 17:38:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> OH WAIT [2011-06-15 17:38:22] <SnoopingGil|Away> IT'S TIED TO A GIANT VAT OF AQUA REGIA [2011-06-15 17:38:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> CRAAAAAAAAA [2011-06-15 17:38:36] <TurtleShroom> Actually, that's a brilliant idea. [2011-06-15 17:38:38] <SnoopingGil|Away> Aqua regia decomposes, though. =P [2011-06-15 17:38:49] <SnoopingGil|Away> The nitric acid turns into nitrogen dioxide. [2011-06-15 17:38:51] <E-114> Back [2011-06-15 17:38:56] <TurtleShroom> Unauthorized removal of the gold throws open the aqua regia and causes the beast to be freed. [2011-06-15 17:38:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> That could be another plot point. [2011-06-15 17:39:10] <TurtleShroom> So take our gold and... wait. Destroy the city? [2011-06-15 17:39:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> The creators didn't think of that, which means instead of having a vat of aqua regia... [2011-06-15 17:39:15] <TurtleShroom> How important IS this gold? [2011-06-15 17:39:19] <TurtleShroom> Or platinum? [2011-06-15 17:39:25] <TurtleShroom> A golden hoarde... a platinum seal... [2011-06-15 17:39:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...you have a chamber filled with poisonous fumes. [2011-06-15 17:39:30] <TurtleShroom> What is it doing there? [2011-06-15 17:39:35] <E-114> Nobody in the city knows it's there [2011-06-15 17:39:38] <TurtleShroom> OH. [2011-06-15 17:39:42] <TurtleShroom> So it was hidden away... [2011-06-15 17:39:47] <TurtleShroom> ...-but for what reason? [2011-06-15 17:39:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> Well, the aqua regia doesn't have to be part of the chamber. [2011-06-15 17:40:10] <TurtleShroom> ...-and how did the beast come to be sealed under a slate of solid platinum? [2011-06-15 17:40:27] <E-114> The reason was lost to time, but Targas found out about it after reading some old text, but it was missing the last parts [2011-06-15 17:40:33] <SnoopingGil|Away> Or the chamber could have HCl and nitric acid already available... [2011-06-15 17:40:33] <TurtleShroom> Okay. [2011-06-15 17:40:38] <TurtleShroom> Brilliant copout. :D [2011-06-15 17:40:42] <E-114> The last parts were the monster [2011-06-15 17:40:45] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...and if the security mechanism is activated, the two acids are automatically mixed. [2011-06-15 17:40:46] <TurtleShroom> So the reason of the beast, or the gold? [2011-06-15 17:40:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> And then sprayed all over the gold. [2011-06-15 17:40:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> Wait. [2011-06-15 17:41:02] <TurtleShroom> No, it should be dissolving the platinum, freeing the beast. [2011-06-15 17:41:03] <SnoopingGil|Away> That doesn't really work if you spray it ON the gold... [2011-06-15 17:41:07] <SnoopingGil|Away> OH. [2011-06-15 17:41:10] -->| AeroNachos (63f70a1a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.247.10.26) has joined #clubpenguinfanon [2011-06-15 17:41:14] <SnoopingGil|Away> The platinum seals up the beast? [2011-06-15 17:41:16] <E-114> The gold is there, to seal something, so he assumes it's probably some sort of river that was blocking there way [2011-06-15 17:41:18] <SnoopingGil|Away> Huh. [2011-06-15 17:41:21] <TurtleShroom> The beast is there to PROTECT the precious metals. [2011-06-15 17:41:31] <E-114> Gold/Platinum [2011-06-15 17:41:32] <TurtleShroom> No no, the gold is being stored. [2011-06-15 17:41:33] <SnoopingGil|Away> I was thinking the aqua regia would be a security measure. [2011-06-15 17:41:43] <TurtleShroom> The PLATINUM is a seal on the beast. [2011-06-15 17:41:58] <TurtleShroom> ...-and the it's stolen, the aqua regia is dumped ON THE PLATINUM, /freeing/ the beast. [2011-06-15 17:42:04] <E-114> Ah [2011-06-15 17:42:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> If it were to dissolve platinum, the platinum would have to be immersed in the aqua regia. [2011-06-15 17:42:16] <TurtleShroom> Although that's sort of dumb. The GOLD should be the seal, because PLATINUM is more valuable. [2011-06-15 17:42:22] <E-114> So, bomb-speakers go off after the bell rings [2011-06-15 17:42:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> You can't really dump it on the gold. [2011-06-15 17:42:44] -->| Railfan1 (7cbaa4cc@gateway/web/freenode/ip.124.186.164.204) has joined #clubpenguinfanon [2011-06-15 17:42:48] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v AeroNachos by SnoopingGil|Away [2011-06-15 17:42:49] <TurtleShroom> ...-and it adds for the joke that the thieves are like "OH CRAP SILVER OR GOLD DUH". [2011-06-15 17:43:00] <TurtleShroom> I mean, platinum looks so much like silver it's not funny. [2011-06-15 17:43:04] <TurtleShroom> So here's my idea. [2011-06-15 17:43:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> So the gold seals up a beast. [2011-06-15 17:43:15] <TurtleShroom> Not knowing the platinum over there is platinum, they go for the golden seal. [2011-06-15 17:43:16] <SnoopingGil|Away> And the platinum is just there? [2011-06-15 17:43:18] <TurtleShroom> Like the noobs they are. [2011-06-15 17:43:29] <TurtleShroom> Yes, because taking the platinum would somehow unseal the beast. [2011-06-15 17:43:30] <AeroNachos> TS, I would like to correct something for Puerto Elanor.. [2011-06-15 17:43:36] <SnoopingGil|Away> Is the beast absolutely necessary? [2011-06-15 17:43:38] <TurtleShroom> Yes. [2011-06-15 17:43:38] <AeroNachos> The map is a bit incorrect.. [2011-06-15 17:43:45] <TurtleShroom> The guy did NOT want his gold to be taken. [2011-06-15 17:43:51] <TurtleShroom> So he put a beast down there. [2011-06-15 17:43:54] <TurtleShroom> I mean his platinum. [2011-06-15 17:43:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> But he wanted it to be available, right? [2011-06-15 17:44:03] <AeroNachos> This is the real map of the Minervas:http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/wiki/File:Ljj.png [2011-06-15 17:44:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> For HIS use? [2011-06-15 17:44:08] <TurtleShroom> No, because he had the key. [2011-06-15 17:44:14] <Railfan1> hey guys [2011-06-15 17:44:21] <TurtleShroom> He could take the platinum without releasing the beast. [2011-06-15 17:44:34] <TurtleShroom> Anyone else would release the beast unless they new the access mechanism. [2011-06-15 17:44:34] <Railfan1> I'm thinking of inventing a train line for the wiki [2011-06-15 17:44:36] <TurtleShroom> Hello Railfan. [2011-06-15 17:44:42] <Railfan1> a new one [2011-06-15 17:44:44] <AeroNachos> TS, can you change the map for me then? [2011-06-15 17:44:45] <TurtleShroom> We already have one, Railfan, but feel free to add trains. [2011-06-15 17:44:47] <E-114> Hello Railfan [2011-06-15 17:44:48] <TurtleShroom> Sure. [2011-06-15 17:44:48] <Railfan1> hi [2011-06-15 17:44:52] <Railfan1> yes [2011-06-15 17:45:08] <AeroNachos> I'm just worried that if I personally change it..that flashing "ZOMG' will be gone. [2011-06-15 17:45:18] <E-114> He takes seal off as he thinks it's a bonus? [2011-06-15 17:45:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> So how does this work again? [2011-06-15 17:45:25] <Railfan1> it runs from maritime station to japaland via a whole lot of complex bridges and tunnels [2011-06-15 17:45:48] -->| HuckFinn (~HuckFinn@112-213-165-30.bb.ispone.net.au) has joined #clubpenguinfanon [2011-06-15 17:46:05] <E-114> Hi Huckk [2011-06-15 17:46:07] <E-114> Huck* [2011-06-15 17:46:12] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v HuckFinn by SnoopingGil|Away [2011-06-15 17:46:22] <SnoopingGil|Away> So there's platinum and gold in a chamber. [2011-06-15 17:46:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> What are they, tablets? [2011-06-15 17:46:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> Ingots? [2011-06-15 17:46:50] <E-114> Tablets I assume [2011-06-15 17:46:52] <AeroNachos> And also..Polaris is way bigger. [2011-06-15 17:46:55] <AeroNachos> It goes inland too.. [2011-06-15 17:47:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> How does the gold "seal" up the beast? [2011-06-15 17:47:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> And how does the beast not die of starvation/suffocation?.... [2011-06-15 17:47:35] <TurtleShroom> The beast has food down there. [2011-06-15 17:47:40] <E-114> Perhaps it's body is put into suspened animation when put in gold? [2011-06-15 17:47:43] <SnoopingGil|Away> And it comes from... [2011-06-15 17:47:43] <AeroNachos> Shutting up.. [2011-06-15 17:47:49] <TurtleShroom> No, not /in/ the gold. [2011-06-15 17:47:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> Wait, it's literally IN the gold? [2011-06-15 17:47:53] <TurtleShroom> ...-but stasis is feasible. [2011-06-15 17:47:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> ... [2011-06-15 17:47:57] <TurtleShroom> No, it's not /in/ the gold. [2011-06-15 17:47:58] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...how does that even work? [2011-06-15 17:48:00] <SnoopingGil|Away> Good. [2011-06-15 17:48:05] <TurtleShroom> The gold is the seal on top of the stasis chamber. [2011-06-15 17:48:13] <SnoopingGil|Away> It's in a stasis chamber... [2011-06-15 17:48:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...all right... [2011-06-15 17:48:17] <TurtleShroom> So if the seal breaks, BEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTTTT. [2011-06-15 17:48:26] <E-114> The gold breaks, it wakes up, and now it's hungry [2011-06-15 17:48:30] <E-114> Like Water Bears [2011-06-15 17:48:32] <TurtleShroom> Plus, the guy who did all of this wasn't like some ancient. [2011-06-15 17:48:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> Then what about the platinum? [2011-06-15 17:48:44] <TurtleShroom> He was probably 1970s. [2011-06-15 17:48:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> You could just steal that and get away with it. [2011-06-15 17:48:48] <TurtleShroom> You don't get it? [2011-06-15 17:48:56] <TurtleShroom> The platinum is tied to the chamber. [2011-06-15 17:49:00] <SnoopingGil|Away> ... [2011-06-15 17:49:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....tied? [2011-06-15 17:49:11] <TurtleShroom> Taking the platinum triggers a method that unseals the gold. [2011-06-15 17:49:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....and that would be? [2011-06-15 17:49:26] <TurtleShroom> The gold also serves as what TV Tropes called "Schmuck's Bait". [2011-06-15 17:49:34] <TurtleShroom> If they want the gold... BEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTT. [2011-06-15 17:49:37] <E-114> LOOK SOME MORE STUFF TO STEAL [2011-06-15 17:49:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> Couldn't you just make it simpler and have the method be triggered regardless which tablet you picked? [2011-06-15 17:49:46] <TurtleShroom> Of course. [2011-06-15 17:50:00] <TurtleShroom> If you try to move the gold, BEEEEEAAAASSSSSSSSSTTTTTT. [2011-06-15 17:50:06] |<-- AeroNachos has left freenode (Quit: Page closed) [2011-06-15 17:50:11] <SnoopingGil|Away> The platinum and the gold should be next to each other. [2011-06-15 17:50:16] <SnoopingGil|Away> And what is this "mechanism" anyway? [2011-06-15 17:50:16] <TurtleShroom> If you try and take the platinum or other precious items down there, mechanism, and then BEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT. [2011-06-15 17:50:33] <TurtleShroom> Aquaregia. [2011-06-15 17:50:38] <SnoopingGil|Away> .......... [2011-06-15 17:50:39] <TurtleShroom> As you said before. [2011-06-15 17:50:42] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...uh... [2011-06-15 17:50:50] <TurtleShroom> The beast should be SUSPENDED IN AQUAREGIA. [2011-06-15 17:50:51] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...how would that work? [2011-06-15 17:50:56] <SnoopingGil|Away> !!!! [2011-06-15 17:51:00] <SnoopingGil|Away> ARE YOU KIDDING?! [2011-06-15 17:51:05] <TurtleShroom> The gold is seperated from the juices the beast is in. [2011-06-15 17:51:08] <SnoopingGil|Away> For one thing, aqua regia decomposes. [2011-06-15 17:51:17] <Railfan1> who put in the "Express your hatred of this user" button and the "UNAWARD" gift? They're just going to cause flame wars [2011-06-15 17:51:17] <TurtleShroom> No, it's some freaking awesome AQUAREGIA BEAST. [2011-06-15 17:51:18] <SnoopingGil|Away> Another thing -- NITRIC ACID IS POISONOUS. [2011-06-15 17:51:30] <E-114> Maybe the beast is immune? [2011-06-15 17:51:40] <Railfan1> Could someone please read what i just said? [2011-06-15 17:51:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> You've got to be kidding. [2011-06-15 17:51:50] <TurtleShroom> Well, what's /in/ Aquaregia? He could be in one of the purer mixtures and it could mix into aquaregia. [2011-06-15 17:51:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> An acid isn't like some kind of disease. [2011-06-15 17:51:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> IT'S CORROSIVE. [2011-06-15 17:51:57] <SnoopingGil|Away> IT DISSOLVES SILVER. [2011-06-15 17:51:58] <Railfan1> TurtleShroom! [2011-06-15 17:52:02] <TurtleShroom> Yes, but the beast could be engineered to survive it. [2011-06-15 17:52:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> NITRIC ACID DISSOLVES SILVER. [2011-06-15 17:52:07] <SnoopingGil|Away> NO. [2011-06-15 17:52:12] <TurtleShroom> Plus, he's in stasis. [2011-06-15 17:52:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> YOU AREN'T LISTENING. [2011-06-15 17:52:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> NITRIC ACID. [2011-06-15 17:52:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> DISSOLVES. [2011-06-15 17:52:21] <SnoopingGil|Away> SILVER. [2011-06-15 17:52:22] <TurtleShroom> YES. [2011-06-15 17:52:26] <TurtleShroom> THE TUBES AND THE BEAST ARE NOT SILVER. [2011-06-15 17:52:31] <TurtleShroom> OR GOLD. [2011-06-15 17:52:34] <TurtleShroom> OR PLATINUM. [2011-06-15 17:52:35] <SnoopingGil|Away> The beast is made of CARBON. [2011-06-15 17:52:45] <TurtleShroom> Maybe. [2011-06-15 17:52:47] <SnoopingGil|Away> I'm pretty sure it can dissolve carbon-based compounds. =| [2011-06-15 17:52:49] <TurtleShroom> He might be something else. [2011-06-15 17:52:53] <SnoopingGil|Away> Like what? [2011-06-15 17:52:57] <TurtleShroom> That'll be E-114's case. [2011-06-15 17:53:07] <SnoopingGil|Away> All known lifeforms are CARBON-BASED. [2011-06-15 17:53:09] <TurtleShroom> I actually read there is one other element that could build life, but it's harder. [2011-06-15 17:53:10] <TurtleShroom> Oh. [2011-06-15 17:53:12] <TurtleShroom> Crud. [2011-06-15 17:53:18] <SnoopingGil|Away> Silicon? [2011-06-15 17:53:18] <TurtleShroom> Well, it could be paranormal. [2011-06-15 17:53:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> Meh. [2011-06-15 17:53:23] <SnoopingGil|Away> ... [2011-06-15 17:53:25] <TurtleShroom> Maybe it's a ghostly beast? [2011-06-15 17:53:29] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...then couldn't it get through the gold? [2011-06-15 17:53:39] <E-114> Perhaps it's not organic? [2011-06-15 17:53:41] <SnoopingGil|Away> Or whatever it's "trapped" in? [2011-06-15 17:53:44] <TurtleShroom> No, because the stasis chamber is phase-proof. [2011-06-15 17:53:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> A robot? [2011-06-15 17:53:52] <TurtleShroom> (Don't ask.) [2011-06-15 17:53:55] <TurtleShroom> Robot might work. [2011-06-15 17:54:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> Nitric acid + metal = instant robot death. [2011-06-15 17:54:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> Unless the robot is made of solid gold. [2011-06-15 17:54:12] <SnoopingGil|Away> Hmm. [2011-06-15 17:54:16] <E-114> Perhaps it is? [2011-06-15 17:54:20] <E-114> LOOK A STATUE [2011-06-15 17:54:22] <SnoopingGil|Away> But it's guarding gold. [2011-06-15 17:54:24] <SnoopingGil|Away> =| [2011-06-15 17:54:24] <E-114> OH CRAP IT'S MOVING [2011-06-15 17:54:26] <TurtleShroom> IRONY [2011-06-15 17:54:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> Couldn't they just try to steal the robot first? [2011-06-15 17:54:36] <TurtleShroom> Okay, that can be handled. [2011-06-15 17:54:40] <SnoopingGil|Away> And how do you make a robot out of gold?... [2011-06-15 17:54:44] <TurtleShroom> Robot is a statue next to the platinum and precious items. [2011-06-15 17:54:52] <TurtleShroom> Well, it's not /solid/ gold. It's mostly gold. [2011-06-15 17:55:01] <TurtleShroom> The movable parts and mechanisms aren't all gold. [2011-06-15 17:55:08] <SnoopingGil|Away> But then if it's in nitric acid, the non-gold parts will go bye-bye. [2011-06-15 17:55:13] <TurtleShroom> Well, nix the acid. [2011-06-15 17:55:18] <SnoopingGil|Away> All right. [2011-06-15 17:55:18] <TurtleShroom> He's in the same room, just standing there. [2011-06-15 17:55:32] <SnoopingGil|Away> Then he shouldn't be made of gold. [2011-06-15 17:55:34] <TurtleShroom> Trying to take him or the platinum or anything else in the room = robot death rampage. [2011-06-15 17:55:41] <TurtleShroom> ...-but making him of gold is FUN. [2011-06-15 17:55:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> So it gets activated if either of the tablets is stolen? [2011-06-15 17:55:52] <TurtleShroom> Plus, again with the "Schmuck's Bait". [2011-06-15 17:55:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> So the tablets are on pressure plates? [2011-06-15 17:55:56] <TurtleShroom> If anything is stolen, yes. [2011-06-15 17:55:58] <TurtleShroom> Yes. [2011-06-15 17:56:01] <SnoopingGil|Away> Like that idol in Indiana Jones? [2011-06-15 17:56:05] <E-114> Or if it is attempted to be moved [2011-06-15 17:56:07] <TurtleShroom> AWESOMENESS NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT [2011-06-15 17:56:14] <TurtleShroom> ...-BUT PRECISELY. [2011-06-15 17:56:22] <SnoopingGil|Away> So if the pressure plates detect a change... [2011-06-15 17:56:26] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...then they turn on the robot. [2011-06-15 17:56:29] <SnoopingGil|Away> Wheeeeee. [2011-06-15 17:56:30] <TurtleShroom> ROBOT DEATH RAMPAGE [2011-06-15 17:56:44] <E-114> If you try to steal the robot, it wakes up [2011-06-15 17:56:45] <SnoopingGil|Away> It would be fun to do something with aqua regia, but that's impractical anyway. [2011-06-15 17:56:51] <TurtleShroom> If they're dumb enough to move the golden robot, it'd also attack. [2011-06-15 17:56:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> No, the robot is also standing on a pressure plate. [2011-06-15 17:57:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> .... [2011-06-15 17:57:26] <TurtleShroom> Correct. [2011-06-15 17:57:34] <TurtleShroom> Which will wake it up, and ROBOT DEATH RAMPAGE. [2011-06-15 17:58:10] <TurtleShroom> Okay, so we've got that all figured out. [2011-06-15 17:58:18] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yay. [2011-06-15 17:58:33] <TurtleShroom> However, I think the precious metals and priceless items, and the robot, should be stored in, say, 2000 [2011-06-15 17:58:47] <TurtleShroom> ...since the Wi-Fi technology that'd need would not exist before that. [2011-06-15 17:58:50] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yes. [2011-06-15 17:59:19] <TurtleShroom> So eleven years ago, some epic guy buried his hoarde of precious metals and other relics. [2011-06-15 17:59:29] <E-114> Town was not made yet [2011-06-15 17:59:36] <TurtleShroom> Rightfull paranoid, he set up an intricate security system. [2011-06-15 17:59:41] <TurtleShroom> One that rivals Ayetropolis. [2011-06-15 17:59:57] <TurtleShroom> A city was later incorporated in the premises, and that's where we are today. [2011-06-15 18:00:13] <TurtleShroom> Since the guy that owns the precious metals died- and his family all died -it's just THERE. [2011-06-15 18:00:25] <TurtleShroom> That's my premise. [2011-06-15 18:00:47] <E-114> No one other than the bad guy knows of it [2011-06-15 18:01:02] <TurtleShroom> The irony... [2011-06-15 18:01:10] <E-114> The bad guy could have some sort of tie with the family or own one of his old houses [2011-06-15 18:01:12] <TurtleShroom> ...is that in all his crazy prepared-ness, he never made a will. [2011-06-15 18:01:22] <TurtleShroom> -and never disclosed the storage. [2011-06-15 18:01:27] <TurtleShroom> ...so no one ever got it. :P [2011-06-15 18:01:33] <TurtleShroom> Not even the state. :P [2011-06-15 18:01:42] <TurtleShroom> So the ownership of the metal is unknown. [2011-06-15 18:01:50] <TurtleShroom> ...which is odd. That means it's not being stolen. [2011-06-15 18:02:01] <E-114> It was more like being found [2011-06-15 18:02:15] <TurtleShroom> Right! So they criminals are not STEALING the metals, they're like Indiana Jones. Claiming unowned items. [2011-06-15 18:02:28] <TurtleShroom> ...-but they're still villains. [2011-06-15 18:02:33] <TurtleShroom> Their motive is obvious. [2011-06-15 18:02:43] <TurtleShroom> They want to pull a grand heist and retire in style on some luxury island. [2011-06-15 18:02:44] <E-114> But because the town refuses to give him digging rights, he decides he has to get it some other way [2011-06-15 18:02:57] mate wifi has been around for a while [2011-06-15 18:02:58] <TurtleShroom> I see. Yeah, if I was the city's baord, I'd be the same way. [2011-06-15 18:03:01] at least since 2004 [2011-06-15 18:03:04] <E-114> Aka: BOOM [2011-06-15 18:03:08] <TurtleShroom> Villain: "HEY CAN WE DIG IN THIS RANDOM SPOT IN YOUR CITY" [2011-06-15 18:03:14] <TurtleShroom> Town board: "..........?" [2011-06-15 18:03:20] <TurtleShroom> Town board: "Uhh... why?" [2011-06-15 18:03:34] <TurtleShroom> VILLAIN: "NO REASON WE JUST WANT TO DIG FOR THE LULZ" [2011-06-15 18:03:47] <E-114> He could know of it because he moved into his paranoid guys house [2011-06-15 18:03:56] <E-114> the* [2011-06-15 18:03:56] <TurtleShroom> Town board: "Listen. You have to have a reason to dig up that much land." [2011-06-15 18:04:03] <TurtleShroom> Town board: "Tell us or get out." [2011-06-15 18:04:08] <TurtleShroom> Villain: "CRUD." [2011-06-15 18:04:23] <TurtleShroom> So they decide explosions will be more fun. [2011-06-15 18:04:52] <E-114> He finds an old map the paranoid guy had so he wouldn't forget [2011-06-15 18:04:59] |<-- HuckFinn has left freenode (Remote host closed the connection) [2011-06-15 18:05:19] <TurtleShroom> Okay. [2011-06-15 18:05:24] <TurtleShroom> Well, not an "old" map. [2011-06-15 18:05:29] <TurtleShroom> 2000, remember. [2011-06-15 18:05:31] TurtleShroom: in the year 2000 WiFi existsed [2011-06-15 18:05:36] it's been around since 1997 [2011-06-15 18:05:45] <TurtleShroom> That fits perfectly into this, then. ^_^ [2011-06-15 18:05:47] <E-114> Well it is old for a piece of paper [2011-06-15 18:05:51] <E-114> Brb dinner [2011-06-15 18:05:53] <TurtleShroom> Eleven years is old? [2011-06-15 18:06:02] I'm 13 and I feel old [2011-06-15 18:06:07] =-= E-114 is now known as E-114|Dinner [2011-06-15 18:06:24] <E-114|Dinner> Well it is not a new piece of paper per say [2011-06-15 18:06:30] <TurtleShroom> I'm seventeen. [2011-06-15 18:06:41] <TurtleShroom> AActually, this guy would be more likely to have it on file. [2011-06-15 18:07:04] <TurtleShroom> So I think the criminals should find the "Ultimate Hesit" when they're robbing a credit union or a bank. [2011-06-15 18:07:14] <TurtleShroom> One of the safety deposit boxes has a CD with the Map. [2011-06-15 18:07:25] <TurtleShroom> They print it out and their heads explode at all the riches they'd find. [2011-06-15 18:07:38] <TurtleShroom> The map is a simple dotted line with an 'X'. Nothing more or less. [2011-06-15 18:07:52] <TurtleShroom> Their imaginations get the best of them, and from there, it's drill baby drill. [2011-06-15 18:14:05] http://www.quickmeme.com/Torrenting-Turtle/ [2011-06-15 18:15:15] I go to a blood drive, I donate other people's blood [2011-06-15 18:15:16] |<-- E-114|Dinner has left freenode (Ping timeout: 252 seconds) [2011-06-15 18:15:26] <TurtleShroom> WIN WIN WIN [2011-06-15 18:15:30] I iron clothes that I am wearing. [2011-06-15 18:15:47] I drink orange juice after brushing my teeth. [2011-06-15 18:16:02] <TurtleShroom> "You wouldn't steal a car, or a purse, or a wallet..." [2011-06-15 18:16:17] <TurtleShroom> "IF I COULD STEAL IT WITH A TORRENT CLIENT OR A PEER BLOCKER OH YES I WOULD" [2011-06-15 18:16:27] <TurtleShroom> My gosh, that put a smile on my face!! :D [2011-06-15 18:16:49] <TurtleShroom> HITS BANDWIDTH CAP [2011-06-15 18:16:53] <TurtleShroom> ENTERS WITHDRAWAL [2011-06-15 18:16:59] Did you know: a lot of pirates buy what they download if they like it? [2011-06-15 18:16:59] <TurtleShroom> BAH HA HA HA HA [2011-06-15 18:17:04] <TurtleShroom> Yes, actually. [2011-06-15 18:17:17] <TurtleShroom> Many people excercise restraint and economic courtesy. [2011-06-15 18:17:19] It's like stealing a car from a dealership, taking it out a test drive, and financing afterward? [2011-06-15 18:17:24] <TurtleShroom> Uhh, not really. [2011-06-15 18:17:31] <TurtleShroom> Stealing a car is a physical theft of property. [2011-06-15 18:17:35] <TurtleShroom> This is virtual. [2011-06-15 18:17:52] <TurtleShroom> It's actually more like getting a buddy at the dealer to let you rent the car without pay. [2011-06-15 18:18:05] <TurtleShroom> You drive around, decide you like it, take it back, and then purchase it. :) [2011-06-15 18:18:28] <TurtleShroom> I'm off for dinner now. [2011-06-15 18:18:35] <TurtleShroom> Have a glorious day! [2011-06-15 18:18:41] <TurtleShroom> STORM COMING MUST GO [2011-06-15 18:18:42] [INFO] Disconnecting from IRC. Click close again to exit now. [2011-06-15 18:18:42] [QUIT] Disconnected from irc://freenode/ (irc://chat.freenode.net/). Reconnect][Reconnect to freenode][reconnect

So be it!

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Octanis
Thanks for helping Frio. However, I'd like to remind you that octanis and Frio are not from the USA. They are from Castilla, the parody of Spain since chile was a colony of Spain. Just pointing that out for future reference. And no, castilla isn't part of the USA either. --  04:54, 17 June 2011 (UTC)

Nightmare
Can the nations of the Ninja Archipelago battle Nightmare and her army? It's up to you if you want them to defeat her or not.

--  02:00, 25 July 2011 (UTC)