Don't Go Hack CP

"Don't Go Hack CP" is an enormously popular song by the obscure band, Greasy Spoon. It is the follow up to their first and most successful song "This Wiki's Not the Same Without You". It charted number 1 in most charts, but staying number 1 for only one-three weeks. It was released midweek on May 27, 2009 and is produced and written by the band themselves.

Lyrics
Melody


 * Once in a while...
 * Maybe you will feel the urge...
 * To buy without paying the Six Dollar Law...
 * So you download CPT from Sanity's site,
 * Or Cheat Penguin or Micro's, or Plunder, or Kazaa
 * But deep in your heart,
 * You know the guilt would drive you mad,
 * Then the shame would leave a permanent scar,
 * 'Cause you'll start hacking CP,
 * Then you'll break the COC...
 * Then selling Judgies...
 * Then running over small chicks with your car!
 * So don't go hack CP!
 * The best things in life do not come free!
 * Go and buy Membership, like you know that you should.
 * Oh don't go hack CP!
 * Oh you don't want to mess with the fearsome PSA,
 * They'll ban you before you can get far.
 * It wouldn't matter if you're a Jacko,
 * Or a tiny little tern,
 * They'll treat you like the evil, jailworthy Hacker punk you are!
 * So don't go hack CP!
 * Leave the pirating penguins where they be!
 * Go and buy Membership, like you know that you should.
 * Oh don't go hack CP!
 * Don't take away money from game tycoons like me...
 * How else could I afford to donate ten million to charity?
 * Or hold up our apartheid,
 * The tarriffs are a need!
 * So all I ask is everybody pppplllllleeeeeeaaasssseeeee....
 * DON'T GO HACK CP! (no don't you do it, no!)
 * Even Mabel knows that it's wrong!! (and you could just ask her!)
 * Go and buy Membership, like you know that you should. (you really should)
 * So don't go hack CP! (oh please don't you do it, or you)
 * -might wind up in jail like Walrus throngs! (remember Walrus!)
 * Go and buy Membership (right now!), like you know that you should. (go on and buy it!)
 * Oh don't go hack CP!
 * DON'T GO HACK CP! (na na na na na na na)
 * Or you'll get banned eternally! (and you'd deserve it!!)
 * Go and buy Membership (just buy it!), like you know that you should........

Reception
The song recieved mixed reviews from all walks of life.

"How poetic. It makes me feel sad, but then I go and hack CP, then I'm happy again."

- Bugzy

"I'm not using Penguin Storm for a while...Maybe the next 20 years or so."

- ComedyRumorsTDA2

"Wow, that was mind blowing, mind changing, and just plain good for CP."

- Maddieworld

"That's pretty good! Good for CP. DON'T GO HACK CP!"

- Willie Watt

"Membership?"

- Corai

"It wont matter if you don't play..."

- Guymed

"Okay...inspiring. But not worth it."

- Alex12345a

"Do you think I should draw a scene of this song, eh?"

- Matthews

"Can't and won't, besides, I am a Puffle."

- Snow

"I've found a new idea. Make parody of this, then make it my ringtone. Genius."

- SnoX

"Well, I guess this is another one of those very...eh...special...songs...yeah...but why would you want to hack CP?"

- Wikipenguino45

Trivia

 * This is a parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's Don't Download This Song, which in turn is a parody of various charity songs.