User blog:TurtleShroom/Project Epic Offspring and Offshoot Foresight

[2011-06-11 21:20:42]  >the spawns of later years [2011-06-11 21:20:48]  IT'S LIKE MINI CLAUDE FROLLOS 

 E-114... thank you.

This... this here.... it's possibly the greatest idea I've had since TSP himself, and before that, the greatest idea since Professor Shroomsky and Turtleheimer, and before that, my drawing of Mabel, and before that, joining this site.

E-114, you might have just given me a second wind, a comeback of all comebacks, a whole new slate of characters to tell tales with. If I can get this and make it into words, make an article... if I can change the fierce jumble of ideas into an organized article.... this will be my next masterpiece.

E-114, your two entries to the IRC will begin a new reign after TS dies. The future of Antarctica will see an ever-so-slight reduction in its happy sunshine-ness now, and it'll be epic.



The scans I scanned










The chat of inspiration
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[2011-06-11 20:50:38]  Hello?

[2011-06-11 20:51:45]  Hello!

[2011-06-11 20:52:00]  Just got back from a neighbor's party.

[2011-06-11 20:52:46]  Geometry lessons begin Monday (I think).

[2011-06-11 20:52:47]  Explorer, I don't think it was a party.

[2011-06-11 20:52:52]  Hey TurtleShroom!

[2011-06-11 20:52:58]  I'm pretty sure it was an intimate get together..

[2011-06-11 20:53:01] <HuckFinn> Hey Explorer!

[2011-06-11 20:53:02] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...

[2011-06-11 20:53:03] <TurtleShroom> Hello Ben!

[2011-06-11 20:53:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> 9_9

[2011-06-11 20:53:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> 'S'NOT A PARTY, 'S'INTIMATE GETOGETHER

[2011-06-11 20:53:31] <TurtleShroom> Wait.. you're not Ben, you're Will K, right?

[2011-06-11 20:53:38] <HuckFinn> Will_k, Happy Too, me. What do they have in common, bud?

[2011-06-11 20:53:42] <HuckFinn> Yeah!

[2011-06-11 20:54:11] <HuckFinn> Ben is being so annoying today, trying to act childish and such.

[2011-06-11 20:54:18] <SnoopingGil|Away> I need to devise a schedule for the summer...

[2011-06-11 20:54:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> ...that way I can meet my goals productively and not waste time.

[2011-06-11 20:54:29] <HuckFinn> Anyway, working on anything new, TurtleShroom?

[2011-06-11 20:55:05] <TurtleShroom> Well, I am /considering/ a fun political parody.

[2011-06-11 20:55:15] <HuckFinn> Yeah?

[2011-06-11 20:55:18] <HuckFinn> Explain it to me

[2011-06-11 20:55:20] <TurtleShroom> http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/wiki/File:HOT_DIGGITY_DOG.png

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[2011-06-11 20:55:33] <XTUX345> Hello!

[2011-06-11 20:55:34] <TurtleShroom> Hello XTUX!

[2011-06-11 20:55:36] <SnoopingGil|Away> Now I remember that penguin.

[2011-06-11 20:55:40] <TurtleShroom> Will K: http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/wiki/File:HOT_DIGGITY_DOG.png

[2011-06-11 20:55:42] <XTUX345> What penguin?

[2011-06-11 20:55:43] <SnoopingGil|Away> Heh heh, poor mannequin.

[2011-06-11 20:55:52] <TurtleShroom> No, that's not a mannequin.

[2011-06-11 20:56:01] <TurtleShroom> That is a prominent Polarian politician.

[2011-06-11 20:56:04] <TurtleShroom> IN HIS UNDERPANTS.

[2011-06-11 20:56:14] <E-114> Oh hi TS

[2011-06-11 20:56:14] <XTUX345> Hehehehehehe

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[2011-06-11 20:56:45] <E-114> Hi again TS

[2011-06-11 20:56:47] <XTUX345> Welcome back, TurtleShroom

[2011-06-11 20:56:48] <SnoopingGil|Away> Hello.

[2011-06-11 20:56:49] <TurtleShroom> Hello E-144!

[2011-06-11 20:56:57] <TurtleShroom> ANYWAY.

[2011-06-11 20:56:57] <XTUX345> Why did you quit?

[2011-06-11 20:57:01] <TurtleShroom> I didn't.

[2011-06-11 20:57:02] <TurtleShroom> I was cut,

[2011-06-11 20:57:04] *NickServ* You failed to identify in time for the nickname TurtleShroom

[2011-06-11 20:57:04] =-= YOU are now known as Guest95595

[2011-06-11 20:57:07] <Guest95595> O_O

[2011-06-11 20:57:13] <HuckFinn> Haha LOL at the mannequin politician XD

[2011-06-11 20:57:15] <Guest95595> Uhhh....

[2011-06-11 20:57:23] <Guest95595> Not a mannequin,

[2011-06-11 20:57:25] <XTUX345> I'm currently working on an image for "Airline!"

[2011-06-11 20:57:27] <Guest95595> See his hair?

[2011-06-11 20:57:29] <Amigopen> hi

[2011-06-11 20:57:31] <XTUX345> It's the "pool shark" scene

[2011-06-11 20:57:37] <Guest95595> By the way, that thing on his shirt.

[2011-06-11 20:57:37] <XTUX345> And I expect it to take a while

[2011-06-11 20:57:41] <Guest95595> That's a hot dog.

[2011-06-11 20:57:48] <XTUX345> Hehehehe..weiner

[2011-06-11 20:57:49] <HuckFinn> We need a new generation of characters

[2011-06-11 20:57:52] <Guest95595> Precisely.

[2011-06-11 20:57:58] <Guest95595> Well, I did want TS to have kids.

[2011-06-11 20:57:59] <XTUX345> Me, or him?

[2011-06-11 20:58:05] <HuckFinn> TurtleShroom, Explorer, Mabel, etc; are getting old

[2011-06-11 20:58:07] <Guest95595> Precisely to XTUX.

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[2011-06-11 20:58:14] <Guest95595> "SPAWN OF THE TURTLESHROOM."

[2011-06-11 20:58:17] <XTUX345> XD

[2011-06-11 20:58:28] <Amigopen> http://s1193.photobucket.com/albums/aa348/Amigopen/?action=view&current=img037.jpg

[2011-06-11 20:58:29] <AeroNachos> I'm creating a parody of the Virgin Island..

[2011-06-11 20:58:30] <Amigopen> :)

[2011-06-11 20:58:31] <AeroNachos> *s

[2011-06-11 20:58:39] <Guest95595> For a wife, there are two penguins TS would live with.

[2011-06-11 20:58:45] <Guest95595> Or could tolerate him.

[2011-06-11 20:58:46] <AeroNachos> But I need a synonym for "virgin"

[2011-06-11 20:58:53] <XTUX345> "Attack of the Evil Space Warthogs"

[2011-06-11 20:59:04] <XTUX345> The new "WHAT?!?"

[2011-06-11 20:59:10] <Guest95595> TurtleShroom's wife would either be Dara...

[2011-06-11 20:59:14] <Guest95595> ...or Rocket Slug.

[2011-06-11 20:59:19] <AeroNachos> Does Chaste Islands sound okay?

[2011-06-11 20:59:21] <Guest95595> The odd part is that TSP dies young.

[2011-06-11 20:59:39] <Guest95595> Drawing the characters would be a blas.

[2011-06-11 20:59:51] <Amigopen> :D

[2011-06-11 20:59:52] <Guest95595> I've decided that if TS had kids, they'd depart from amusement parks.

[2011-06-11 20:59:54] <AeroNachos> TS, does Chaste Islands sound okay, or should I change it?

[2011-06-11 20:59:57] <Guest95595> Ehh.

[2011-06-11 21:00:04] <Guest95595> I wouldn't parody Virgin Islands.

[2011-06-11 21:00:12] <Guest95595> Remember what a "virgin" is, Sancho.

[2011-06-11 21:00:17] <Guest95595> Parody a city in Virgin Islands.

[2011-06-11 21:00:28] <E-114> It's only a name

[2011-06-11 21:00:31] <Guest95595> Make it a Polarian neighborhood, or a Gemini neighborhood.

[2011-06-11 21:00:40] <XTUX345> And make it snappy!

[2011-06-11 21:00:45] * XTUX345 plays catchy music

[2011-06-11 21:01:02] <AeroNachos> I wanted to see if Polaris would have a *secret* colony.

[2011-06-11 21:01:06] <Guest95595> TS dies with a bang, to be hoenst.

[2011-06-11 21:01:11] <Guest95595> Honest, excuse me.

[2011-06-11 21:01:15] <E-114> Cut it round, fry it, and let it float

[2011-06-11 21:01:17] <E-114> And make it quick

[2011-06-11 21:01:26] <Guest95595> Not many people go out with that many cybernetic implants.

[2011-06-11 21:01:30] <Guest95595> Except XTUX.

[2011-06-11 21:01:34] <AeroNachos> I know: The Minerva Islands.

[2011-06-11 21:01:51] <Guest95595> Bachelor Islands?

[2011-06-11 21:01:53] <XTUX345> Mabel is VERY old

[2011-06-11 21:02:00] <Guest95595> Mabel is VERY awesome.

[2011-06-11 21:02:06] <AeroNachos> Minerva=Virgin goddess of Poetry, Wisdom, Commerce, Medicine

[2011-06-11 21:02:08] <XTUX345> But old

[2011-06-11 21:02:11] <Guest95595> Okay.

[2011-06-11 21:02:18] <Guest95595> Since when is old, bad?

[2011-06-11 21:02:22] <Amigopen> my laptop wont start :(

[2011-06-11 21:02:27] <E-114> I am trying to think up a villain

[2011-06-11 21:02:32] <E-114> But I am the worst of thinking up nams

[2011-06-11 21:02:33] <Guest95595> Use an existing villain.

[2011-06-11 21:02:34] <E-114> names*

[2011-06-11 21:02:39] <XTUX345> Well, old as in "gone stale and unoriginal"

[2011-06-11 21:02:40] <AeroNachos> It would be divided up into Frankterran Minerva Islands,

[2011-06-11 21:02:45] <AeroNachos> and Castillan Minerva Islands

[2011-06-11 21:02:53] <Guest95595> Mabel is NOT unoriginal.

[2011-06-11 21:03:11] <XTUX345> She's just irreverent nowdays

[2011-06-11 21:03:15] <E-114> He's going to be more of a personal villain

[2011-06-11 21:03:17] <Guest95595> Besides, TS is slated to die early in the 2020s.

[2011-06-11 21:03:23] <Guest95595> Like Lawl, E-114?

[2011-06-11 21:03:26] <AeroNachos> But Polaris has Puerto Elanor bordering the Eastern half of the FMI and the northern half of the CMI

[2011-06-11 21:03:32] <E-114> Sorta

[2011-06-11 21:03:37] <Guest95595> He targets but one enemy?

[2011-06-11 21:03:58] <E-114> He is the antagonist to only a group of people

[2011-06-11 21:04:00] <XTUX345> Did anyone notice that I added a bunch of fake countries that you can select as your own on your profile?

[2011-06-11 21:04:08] <Guest95595> If TS takes a wife and has crazy kids, who do you think should be his wife?

[2011-06-11 21:04:10] <Guest95595> Yes.

[2011-06-11 21:04:11] <E-114> (Who I am also making)

[2011-06-11 21:04:20] <AeroNachos> Puerto Elanor is a city of 54,896 residents and is a popular tourist destination, with casinos, and a military base.

[2011-06-11 21:04:25] <XTUX345> You can add Middle Earth, or Liberal Paradise

[2011-06-11 21:04:31] <XTUX345> (Sancho should live there)

[2011-06-11 21:04:45] <Guest95595> I've narrowed it down to Dara and Rocket Slug.

[2011-06-11 21:04:55] <AeroNachos> Sancho lives in Polaris.

[2011-06-11 21:04:58] <E-114> XTUX you should add the Twilight Zone

[2011-06-11 21:04:58] <Guest95595> Yes.

[2011-06-11 21:05:00] <Guest95595> YES.

[2011-06-11 21:05:03] <XTUX345> XD

[2011-06-11 21:05:08] <XTUX345> I should

[2011-06-11 21:05:16] <AeroNachos> Then XTUX should live in Eurasia from 1984 (Conservative paradaise)

[2011-06-11 21:05:23] <Guest95595> Win.

[2011-06-11 21:05:23] <XTUX345> XD

[2011-06-11 21:05:24] <Guest95595> Wait.

[2011-06-11 21:05:25] <Guest95595> .........

[2011-06-11 21:05:32] <Guest95595> That's not a Conservative paridise, Sancho.

[2011-06-11 21:05:33] <Amigopen> :)

[2011-06-11 21:05:41] <Guest95595> 1984 is a totalitarian state.

[2011-06-11 21:05:43] <AeroNachos> It's righist.

[2011-06-11 21:05:45] <Guest95595> Everyone hates those.

[2011-06-11 21:05:55] <Guest95595> Yeah, and Hitler was rightist if you want to use the official Scale.

[2011-06-11 21:06:05] <Amigopen> :)

[2011-06-11 21:06:23] <E-114> Who has a good name for the leader of the team I am making

[2011-06-11 21:06:27] <Guest95595> Earl.

[2011-06-11 21:06:29] <XTUX345> I know!

[2011-06-11 21:06:33] <E-114> It's a 5 man band

[2011-06-11 21:06:39] <Guest95595> Fiveman.

[2011-06-11 21:06:43] <XTUX345> Wart Hug

[2011-06-11 21:06:45] <Guest95595> Use a username sounding thing.

[2011-06-11 21:07:08] <Guest95595> If TS had kids, one would look like Dick Cheney. :D

[2011-06-11 21:07:13] <Amigopen> 5

[2011-06-11 21:07:21] <Guest95595> Warthug5?

[2011-06-11 21:07:28] <E-114> One should grow up to look like George Bush

[2011-06-11 21:07:33] <Guest95595> If Dara was the mother, it'd be Dick Cheney in a robe.

[2011-06-11 21:07:36] <Amigopen> lol

[2011-06-11 21:07:40] <AeroNachos> No..Strom Thurmond.

[2011-06-11 21:07:45] <Guest95595> If RS was the mother, it'd be Dick Cheney... -but crazier.

[2011-06-11 21:07:53] <Guest95595> I guess it depends on the mother.

[2011-06-11 21:08:00] <Guest95595> RS would inject a heaping helping of crazy.

[2011-06-11 21:08:06] <Guest95595> Dara would stir in some sadism.

[2011-06-11 21:08:06] <HuckFinn> What does everyone think of a new generation of characters?

[2011-06-11 21:08:16] <XTUX345> And a load moar shotgunz!

[2011-06-11 21:08:21] <Guest95595> I think it's a good idea, but that'd be fast forwarding our timeline.

[2011-06-11 21:08:36] <Guest95595> TS doesn't use any weapon but the Deletion Rod.

[2011-06-11 21:08:47] <Guest95595> Physically, he's a pacifist.

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[2011-06-11 21:08:56] <E-114> If we were ever to start a new generation, I believe I might have a chance of having a character who has attention payed to it

[2011-06-11 21:08:56] <Guest95595> ...-but he does love some corporal punishment. :P

[2011-06-11 21:08:59] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v Amigopen by SnoopingGil|Away

[2011-06-11 21:09:00] <HuckFinn> Guest95595: What's up with the name?

[2011-06-11 21:09:02] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v E-114 by SnoopingGil|Away

[2011-06-11 21:09:04] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v Guest95595 by SnoopingGil|Away

[2011-06-11 21:09:04] <XTUX345> Aunt Agatha +TurtleShroom = LOL

[2011-06-11 21:09:06] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v HuckFinn by SnoopingGil|Away

[2011-06-11 21:09:07] <Guest95595> No.

[2011-06-11 21:09:15] <SnoopingGil|Away> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in4O6Ssw3xQ

[2011-06-11 21:09:18] <Guest95595> Aunt Agatha is /despised/ by TurtleShroom and family.

[2011-06-11 21:09:20] <HuckFinn> It's just, there's so many people that don't get noticed

[2011-06-11 21:09:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> That's probably the weirdest Dedede remix I've heard.

[2011-06-11 21:09:34] <SnoopingGil|Away> It sounds sleazy.

[2011-06-11 21:09:35] <HuckFinn> Don't get noticed widely

[2011-06-11 21:09:44] <HuckFinn> Like me, as just an example

[2011-06-11 21:09:45] <Guest95595> It sounds like a mobster's bar.

[2011-06-11 21:09:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> Like goop crawling over stairs.

[2011-06-11 21:10:01] <E-114> Gil what is a good name for a cool old guy

[2011-06-11 21:10:04] <Guest95595> I say it'd be perfect in a shady bar.

[2011-06-11 21:10:08] <SnoopingGil|Away> Yes.

[2011-06-11 21:10:12] <Guest95595> Sort of like one the Mafia would be in.

[2011-06-11 21:10:28] <SnoopingGil|Away> I was thinking it could sort of represent Corruption in Polaris.

[2011-06-11 21:10:30] <Guest95595> You know, and then those old timey skinny women singers come on the microphone as everyone talks mob stuff...

[2011-06-11 21:10:30] <SnoopingGil|Away> Sort of.

[2011-06-11 21:10:31] <XTUX345> ...

[2011-06-11 21:10:48] <Guest95595> Yes.

[2011-06-11 21:10:48] <E-114> You know, in the team I am making, the sixth ranger should be a lobster

[2011-06-11 21:10:54] <SnoopingGil|Away> The theme is sort of tired and droopy.

[2011-06-11 21:10:58] <Guest95595> He'd be a small little fellow, E-114.

[2011-06-11 21:10:59] <SnoopingGil|Away> Like it's bouncing down stairs.

[2011-06-11 21:11:04] <E-114> And the lobster is a mobster

[2011-06-11 21:11:05] <SnoopingGil|Away> While slowly deflating.

[2011-06-11 21:11:13] <Guest95595> I mean he'd be about the size of that Plankton parody we have.

[2011-06-11 21:11:17] <Guest95595> Yes, we have a Plankton parody.

[2011-06-11 21:11:22] =-= Amigopen is now known as Amigopen_AFK

[2011-06-11 21:11:23] <Guest95595> I think he's a shrimp.

[2011-06-11 21:11:37] <AeroNachos> TS, can Polaris have it's own "Overseas Territory"?

[2011-06-11 21:11:46] <Guest95595> Explorer, Will K is asking what the next generation of characters would be.

[2011-06-11 21:11:47] <Guest95595> No.

[2011-06-11 21:11:49] <E-114> Eh, he'd be a fully-grown lobster

[2011-06-11 21:11:52] <SnoopingGil|Away> Huh.

[2011-06-11 21:11:57] <AeroNachos> It was originally created in 1926 by Khanzem.

[2011-06-11 21:12:02] <Guest95595> I said that if TS took a wife, it'd either be Rocket Slug or Dara.

[2011-06-11 21:12:08] <Guest95595> The kids would be a handful.

[2011-06-11 21:12:13] <AeroNachos> But, Kingfish inherited it, and intergrated it with Polaris.

[2011-06-11 21:12:17] <Guest95595> Especially since TS dies in the early 2020s.

[2011-06-11 21:12:20] <SnoopingGil|Away> Rocket Slug...

[2011-06-11 21:12:22] <SnoopingGil|Away> ....lol.

[2011-06-11 21:12:24] <E-114> IF we start a new gen, I think I'll save my new team of chars until we start that

[2011-06-11 21:12:30] <XTUX345> ...

[2011-06-11 21:12:31] <Guest95595> One would grow up to look sort of like Dick Cheney.

[2011-06-11 21:12:41] <Guest95595> If Dara was the mother, Dick Cheney in a robe.

[2011-06-11 21:12:42] <AeroNachos> Polaris still manages Puerto Elanor, without the sworn knowledge of the USA.

[2011-06-11 21:12:57] <HuckFinn> No, I'm saying we should let others be known, not just keep the same old characters and let them overshadow other little ones.

[2011-06-11 21:13:02] <Guest95595> One thing I did notice, though, is that either way, the kids would sort of divert from the father,.

[2011-06-11 21:13:03] <XTUX345> Another would look like Gordon Frohman

[2011-06-11 21:13:13] <Guest95595> If RS was the mother, the kids would be CRAZY.

[2011-06-11 21:13:20] <Guest95595> If Dara was the mother, the kids might become sadistic.

[2011-06-11 21:13:28] <E-114> One has to grow up to look like George Bush

[2011-06-11 21:13:37] <SnoopingGil|Away> If Nightmare were the mother...

[2011-06-11 21:13:41] <E-114> GB is TS's favorite president IIRC

[2011-06-11 21:13:43] <SnoopingGil|Away> Lol.

[2011-06-11 21:13:57] <E-114> GASEOUS RULING PENGUINS

[2011-06-11 21:14:00] <Guest95595> I think they'd go after oil or wreck the environment or something.

[2011-06-11 21:14:03] <XTUX345> ???

[2011-06-11 21:14:18] <Guest95595> That sounds like something that the SPAWN OF TURTLESHROOM would do.

[2011-06-11 21:14:33] <XTUX345> XD

[2011-06-11 21:14:40] <Guest95595> TS/Dara's kids would especially pick on environmentalists.

[2011-06-11 21:14:47] <Guest95595> The maternal sadism kicks in.

[2011-06-11 21:14:59] <Guest95595> While TS/RS' kids would be more like "DRILL BABY DRILL DRILL DRILL".

[2011-06-11 21:15:18] <Guest95595> "I NEED MORE OIL! MORE I TELL YOU MORE!"

[2011-06-11 21:15:36] <Guest95595> Then when someone mentions environmental protection groups...

[2011-06-11 21:15:49] <Guest95595> The Dara spawn would dispatch misery-inducing black vans.

[2011-06-11 21:15:56] <Guest95595> The RS spawn would drill /more/.

[2011-06-11 21:16:31] <Guest95595> Yeah... any thing that has TurtleShroom as a father would really make a mess out of Antarctica.

[2011-06-11 21:16:31] <XTUX345> XD

[2011-06-11 21:16:53] <XTUX345> TS +Aunt Agatha = Absolute Mayhem

[2011-06-11 21:17:03] <Guest95595> TS/RS: "I don't give a stinking Gaz about the environment. I say we DRILL. NAOUGHW."

[2011-06-11 21:17:28] <XTUX345> Although she claims she's married to an "Uncle Bungee", that could easily be remedied

[2011-06-11 21:17:32] <Guest95595> TS/Dara: "Environmentalists? .......what? The baseball bats are all gone?"

[2011-06-11 21:17:43] <Guest95595> TS/Dara: "Drat!"

[2011-06-11 21:18:00] <Guest95595> Interesting thing is that Dara would be giving up Corai if he took TS.

[2011-06-11 21:18:10] <Guest95595> I guess that would mean that Dara is "settling" for him.

[2011-06-11 21:18:15] <Guest95595> "I couldn'

[2011-06-11 21:18:26] <XTUX345> XD

[2011-06-11 21:18:26] <Guest95595> "I couldn't win MY MAN, so I settled for power instead."

[2011-06-11 21:18:42] <Guest95595> "I mean TurtleShroom. Not power. Did I call my husband power?"

[2011-06-11 21:19:16] <Guest95595> Of course, TS is so gullible that he thinks "power" is a pet name, like "honey".

[2011-06-11 21:19:43] <Guest95595> Of course, TS would be very faithful to whoever he married.

[2011-06-11 21:19:46] <SnoopingGil|Away> Lol.

[2011-06-11 21:19:56] <XTUX345> We need to use Poobah more

[2011-06-11 21:20:08] <Guest95595> One problem? TS drops dead about five years after matrimony. :P

[2011-06-11 21:20:14] <Guest95595> So the mother raises the chicks alone.

[2011-06-11 21:20:24] * Guest95595 imagine RS raising the spawn of TurtleShroom

[2011-06-11 21:20:27] <Guest95595> O_O

[2011-06-11 21:20:33] <Guest95595> That writes itself.

[2011-06-11 21:20:42] <E-114> >the spawns of later years

[2011-06-11 21:20:48] <E-114> IT'S LIKE MINI CLAUDE FROLLOS

[2011-06-11 21:21:00] <Guest95595> No, I think that'd be more TS/Dara.

[2011-06-11 21:21:06] <Guest95595> THAT would make Claude Frollos.

[2011-06-11 21:21:12] <Guest95595> RS would make little Dubyas.

[2011-06-11 21:21:17] <Guest95595> Good natured, but crazy.

[2011-06-11 21:21:33] <XTUX345> ...

[2011-06-11 21:21:40] <Guest95595> Dara would spawn Claude Frollos and Dick Cheneys. RS would make Dubyas.

[2011-06-11 21:22:06] <SnoopingGil|Away> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmqqaRzKlM4

[2011-06-11 21:22:08] <Guest95595> Yeah, if I'm going the dark path, I'd lean to Dara the misery machine.

[2011-06-11 21:22:13] <XTUX345> Yeah

[2011-06-11 21:22:16] <SnoopingGil|Away> LIKE FI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I

[2011-06-11 21:22:19] <Guest95595> If I'm maintaining my wacky parody, I'd go for crazy RS.

[2011-06-11 21:22:23] <SnoopingGil|Away> HOW CAN I HELP YOU, MR. FROLLO

[2011-06-11 21:22:31] <SnoopingGil|Away> I NEED A MARIA TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE ESMERALDA

[2011-06-11 21:22:35] <XTUX345> XD

[2011-06-11 21:22:57] <HuckFinn> A new generation!

[2011-06-11 21:23:09] <HuckFinn> Project A New Beginning

[2011-06-11 21:23:12] <HuckFinn> Yeah!

[2011-06-11 21:23:20] <Guest95595> Of course, I'd also have to get RS' permission if TS is to have kids.

[2011-06-11 21:23:29] <HuckFinn> A project to welcome little users and create new characters

[2011-06-11 21:23:36] <Amigopen_AFK> :)

[2011-06-11 21:23:48] =-= Amigopen_AFK is now known as Amigopen

[2011-06-11 21:24:11] <E-114> I sorta agree with Huckleberry

[2011-06-11 21:24:32] <Guest95595> That "Heck-fire" song. I would love to play that, but it might violate the COC.

[2011-06-11 21:24:36] <Guest95595> That'd need a vote.

[2011-06-11 21:25:14] <E-114> inb4 we make one but it's restricted to sysops and above

[2011-06-11 21:25:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> How?

[2011-06-11 21:25:19] <SnoopingGil|Away> It

[2011-06-11 21:25:22] <Guest95595> The song.

[2011-06-11 21:25:23] <XTUX345> ...

[2011-06-11 21:25:23] <SnoopingGil|Away> It's referring to the place, obviously.

[2011-06-11 21:25:34] <Guest95595> It says "Hell" like four or five times.

[2011-06-11 21:25:51] <SnoopingGil|Away> THE PLACE.

[2011-06-11 21:25:57] <HuckFinn> E-114: When you say Huckleberry, you refer to me, correct?

[2011-06-11 21:26:04] <E-114> Yes

[2011-06-11 21:26:13] <XTUX345> Hmmmmm....

[2011-06-11 21:26:29] <HuckFinn> For instance, I'm only particularly known by some on IRC, barely on the wiki...

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[2011-06-11 21:26:36] <Guest95595> I know you on the IRC.

[2011-06-11 21:26:37] <XTUX345> Who are you again?

[2011-06-11 21:26:39] <Guest95595> Hello SN!

[2011-06-11 21:26:47] <Swiss_Ninja> Oh,

[2011-06-11 21:26:48] <Swiss_Ninja> hello!

[2011-06-11 21:26:50] <Swiss_Ninja> Hello TS!

[2011-06-11 21:26:51] <XTUX345> Hello Swiss_Cheese

[2011-06-11 21:26:58] <HuckFinn> XTUX345: Happy Too and Will k

[2011-06-11 21:26:59] <Swiss_Ninja> I already guessed right.

[2011-06-11 21:27:01] <HuckFinn> I'm currently Will k

[2011-06-11 21:27:10] <E-114> Hello SN

[2011-06-11 21:27:35] <E-114> Me as well Huck

[2011-06-11 21:27:36] <HuckFinn> Sup Swisserland?

[2011-06-11 21:27:38] =-= Mode #clubpenguinfanon +v Swiss_Ninja by SnoopingGil|Away

[2011-06-11 21:27:56] <HuckFinn> E-114: You as well what? Youre not well known?

[2011-06-11 21:27:59] <HuckFinn> You used to be!

[2011-06-11 21:28:02] <HuckFinn> I've never really

[2011-06-11 21:28:03] <XTUX345> XD

[2011-06-11 21:28:13] <Swiss_Ninja> Ok,

[2011-06-11 21:28:18] <E-114> Not really

[2011-06-11 21:28:20] <Swiss_Ninja> What is this plan i've heard about?

[2011-06-11 21:28:22] <Guest95595> E-114, you penned PKMN-Jitsu.

[2011-06-11 21:28:24] <Guest95595> Oh.

[2011-06-11 21:28:32] <XTUX345> XD

[2011-06-11 21:28:33] <Guest95595> A new generation of CPFW characters.

[2011-06-11 21:28:37] <E-114> I came up with the concept, but it's nothing like it used to be

[2011-06-11 21:28:56] <Guest95595> I was discussing who TurtleShroom would take as a wife.

[2011-06-11 21:28:59] <E-114> I penned Nightmare, but your eyes would vomit if you saw what it used to be

[2011-06-11 21:29:02] <Guest95595> Either Dara or Rocket Slug.

[2011-06-11 21:29:10] <Guest95595> As it was said before...

[2011-06-11 21:29:10] <XTUX345> LOL

[2011-06-11 21:29:21] <Guest95595> Dara and TS' kids would be little Judge Claude Frollos.

[2011-06-11 21:29:32] <Swiss_Ninja> :O

[2011-06-11 21:29:36] <Guest95595> While RS and TS would make a lot of nutty George W. Bushes.

[2011-06-11 21:29:45] <Guest95595> Lose-lose. ^_^

[2011-06-11 21:29:45] <Swiss_Ninja> oh,

[2011-06-11 21:29:49] <Swiss_Ninja> you're deciding.

[2011-06-11 21:29:50] <Swiss_Ninja> :P

[2011-06-11 21:29:55] <XTUX345> XD

[2011-06-11 21:29:57] <Guest95595> Still, the more I think about it, the more I'm leaning to Dara.

[2011-06-11 21:30:06] <Amigopen> :)

[2011-06-11 21:30:10] <Guest95595> I mean, Judge Claude Frollo is one of the most freaking awesome villains of our time.

[2011-06-11 21:30:13] <XTUX345> Howabout TurtleShroom marries a PUFFLE, and have Penguin/Puffle kids?

[2011-06-11 21:30:22] <E-114> Puffguins?

[2011-06-11 21:30:26] <Guest95595> That's... well, I can't say what this is on this site.

[2011-06-11 21:30:28] * XTUX345 is joking

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[2011-06-11 21:30:31] <Guest95595> Plus, TS hates puffles. :P

[2011-06-11 21:30:36] <XTUX345> I know

[2011-06-11 21:30:39] <Swiss_Ninja> Puffles?

[2011-06-11 21:30:43] <XTUX345> But brainwashing can work wonders

[2011-06-11 21:30:43] <HuckFinn> Imma make an article later

[2011-06-11 21:30:44] <Swiss_Ninja> No...

[2011-06-11 21:30:46] <Guest95595> Imagine a TS spawn saying "I am guiltless. She ran, I pursued.".

[2011-06-11 21:30:50] <Swiss_Ninja> i don't think that's right to have a penguin mate with a puffle...

[2011-06-11 21:30:58] <Swiss_Ninja> different species.

[2011-06-11 21:30:59] <Guest95595> Or a TS spawn saying "NOOKULAR WEAPONS".

[2011-06-11 21:31:01] <XTUX345> Right

[2011-06-11 21:31:07] <Guest95595> Of course, Benny is a pretty good Frollo.

[2011-06-11 21:31:09] <HuckFinn> The Legion of Extreme Gentlepuffs

[2011-06-11 21:31:18] <Guest95595> ...-and we have a Frollo-ish judge in the Uncharted Realms.

[2011-06-11 21:31:37] <Guest95595> Will K, now that you said TS/Dara would spawn Frollos, I can't get that out of my mind.

[2011-06-11 21:31:44] <Guest95595> That is just so stinking brilliant.

[2011-06-11 21:31:48] <Guest95595> Too brilliant for words.

[2011-06-11 21:32:18] <Amigopen> hmm

[2011-06-11 21:32:22] <Guest95595> ESPECIALLY since TS dies when they are young, so Dara has to raise them.

[2011-06-11 21:32:39] <Guest95595> That'd corrupt their father's legacy of purity. Dara loves misery. She IS the parody of Heloise, after all!

[2011-06-11 21:32:47] <E-114> I'm not Will K Guest

[2011-06-11 21:32:59] <Amigopen> im thinking of CPFW anime :|

[2011-06-11 21:33:06] <XTUX345> Hmmmmmm....

[2011-06-11 21:33:10] <Guest95595> Wait, who said the thing about Frollo?

[2011-06-11 21:33:11] <HuckFinn> Amigopen: Sounds fun

[2011-06-11 21:33:14] <XTUX345> I've been thinking of doing a CPFW movie myself

[2011-06-11 21:33:16] <Guest95595> Was that E-114 or Will K?

[2011-06-11 21:33:21] <HuckFinn> E

[2011-06-11 21:33:22] <XTUX345> "Attack of the Evil Space Warthogs"

[2011-06-11 21:33:30] <E-114> Brb transrating Crub Penguin Fanon Wiki into Japanese

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[2011-06-11 21:33:38] <XTUX345> A parody of the old B-movies

[2011-06-11 21:33:40] <Guest95595> Oh. E-114, Will K, one of you won the Internet.

[2011-06-11 21:33:48] * Guest95595 scrolls upwards

[2011-06-11 21:33:53] <HuckFinn> ??

[2011-06-11 21:33:58] <HuckFinn> Won the Internet?

[2011-06-11 21:34:10] <XTUX345> It's TS's pet term, like power

[2011-06-11 21:34:11] <Amigopen> and somehow, my tv is echoing

[2011-06-11 21:34:13] <Guest95595> [21:20]	<E-114>	>the spawns of later years

[2011-06-11 21:34:13] <Guest95595> [21:20]	<E-114>	IT'S LIKE MINI CLAUDE FROLLOS

[2011-06-11 21:34:13] <XTUX345> And "masses"

[2011-06-11 21:34:16] <Guest95595> There it is.

[2011-06-11 21:34:24] <Guest95595> E-114, I owe you one.

[2011-06-11 21:34:29] <Guest95595> I owe you a big favor for that.

[2011-06-11 21:34:38] <XTUX345> Buy him a pizze

[2011-06-11 21:34:39] <Guest95595> So when you need me, I owe you. ^_^

[2011-06-11 21:34:39] <HuckFinn> XTUX345: So it's his term saying one of us has big power?

[2011-06-11 21:34:42] <XTUX345> pizza*

[2011-06-11 21:34:49] <E-114> Yay

[2011-06-11 21:35:00] <E-114> Amigopen: Club Penguin wa fanon no Wiki

[2011-06-11 21:35:04] <XTUX345> I was referring to something that he said earlier

[2011-06-11 21:35:05] <E-114> That is the anime name

[2011-06-11 21:35:22] <HuckFinn> E-114: I want to learn to make amine

[2011-06-11 21:35:25] <HuckFinn> *anime

[2011-06-11 21:35:34] * Guest95595 imagines anime TS

[2011-06-11 21:35:42] <Guest95595> That /would/ be cool.

[2011-06-11 21:35:48] * XTUX345 imagines anime girl zone

[2011-06-11 21:35:54] <XTUX345> =P

[2011-06-11 21:35:56] <E-114> kill*

[2011-06-11 21:35:57] <Guest95595> Also, I'm surprised someone around here knew who Frollo was.

[2011-06-11 21:35:58] <HuckFinn> Haha

[2011-06-11 21:35:59] <HuckFinn> And anime Explorer

[2011-06-11 21:36:04] <Guest95595> That's usually a lost one around here.

[2011-06-11 21:36:11] <HuckFinn> E-114: LOL

[2011-06-11 21:36:26] <E-114> He is my favorite Disney villain and all

[2011-06-11 21:36:26] <XTUX345> Anime TortoiseStool

[2011-06-11 21:36:32] <XTUX345> Frollo?

[2011-06-11 21:36:39] <E-114> Anime XTUX

[2011-06-11 21:36:39] <Guest95595> You have great taste in villains.

[2011-06-11 21:36:47] <E-114> Or anime Fudd

[2011-06-11 21:36:52] <E-114> Thank you

[2011-06-11 21:36:53] <Guest95595> I have several favorite villains in Disney.

[2011-06-11 21:37:20] <Guest95595> ...-but I've seen so many Disney movies I can't name just one.

[2011-06-11 21:37:25] <XTUX345> My favourite villain of all time is...TURTLESHROOM!

[2011-06-11 21:37:28] <Guest95595> LOL

[2011-06-11 21:37:30] <XTUX345> He's EVIL! PURE EVIL!

[2011-06-11 21:37:33] <XTUX345> JK

[2011-06-11 21:37:45] <Guest95595> Yeah, but the Frollos.

[2011-06-11 21:38:02] <XTUX345> Sometimes I have thought of what would happen if TurtleShroom lost his morals

[2011-06-11 21:38:08] <Guest95595> "[TurtleShroom's son] longed to purge the world of vice and sin... -but he saw corruption everywhere except... /within/ ."

[2011-06-11 21:38:09] <XTUX345> And his mind

[2011-06-11 21:38:10] <Guest95595> He'd be nothing.

[2011-06-11 21:38:11] <E-114> Complete Monster?

[2011-06-11 21:38:12] <Guest95595> Yes.

[2011-06-11 21:38:19] <Guest95595> Like Fairly OddParent's Vicky.

[2011-06-11 21:38:36] <Guest95595> E-114, what have you done to me?

[2011-06-11 21:38:51] <Guest95595> I can't stop thinking about the Frollo parody that practically writes itself...

[2011-06-11 21:38:52] <E-114> I have done nothing Dace

[2011-06-11 21:38:55] <E-114> Dave*

[2011-06-11 21:38:59] <XTUX345> I am also developing an idea for ANOTHER story, that'll come in quite a while

[2011-06-11 21:39:20] <XTUX345> It happens during the time of "The Chronicles of Austinia"

[2011-06-11 21:39:31] <Guest95595> TS' son (holding liberal egg): "THIS CHICK WILL DESTROY OUR ECONOMY. I'M SENDING IT BACK WHERE IE BELONGS."

[2011-06-11 21:40:03] <Guest95595> I mean, it's perfect.

[2011-06-11 21:40:23] <Guest95595> E-114, that is probably one of the best suggestions I've heard in YEARS.

[2011-06-11 21:40:51] <Guest95595> I haven't gotten advice like that in years. You just tore open a floodgate of ideas. Thank you. Thank you so much....

[2011-06-11 21:40:53] <E-114> Thank you

[2011-06-11 21:41:12] <Guest95595> It's a shame, though, that I can't find a CP picture of an angry penguin.

[2011-06-11 21:41:13] <XTUX345> Hmmmmm....

[2011-06-11 21:41:29] <Guest95595> One that has that "I AM ABSOLUTELY GOING TO ANNIALATE YOU" look that Frollo does.

[2011-06-11 21:41:30] <XTUX345> CP is mostly happy

[2011-06-11 21:41:38] <XTUX345> (Excluding Herbert and Protobot)

[2011-06-11 21:41:53] <Guest95595> Or a better picture would just be one of a penguin standing firm.

[2011-06-11 21:41:59] <Guest95595> Tilted back a bit like in those dramatic shots.

[2011-06-11 21:42:20] <Guest95595> I could edit it to be angry or serious-looking.

[2011-06-11 21:42:29] <Guest95595> TS + Dara = Frollo.

[2011-06-11 21:42:47] <XTUX345> TurtleShroom, you really should look into getting more serious about image editing

[2011-06-11 21:42:55] <XTUX345> Get a program like gimp or something

[2011-06-11 21:43:03] <Guest95595> TS' quest for purity + Dara's love of sadism and misery = a dark penguin that thirsts to purge the world of evil, but he himself is dark.

[2011-06-11 21:43:17] <SnoopingGil|Away> And you should really look into getting some more RESPECT.

[2011-06-11 21:43:29] <SnoopingGil|Away> You're not going to win people over if you call their work crap.

[2011-06-11 21:43:35] <Guest95595> Or, / "TurtleShroom's son longed to purge the world of vice and sin... -and he saw corruption every where except... within..." /.

[2011-06-11 21:43:36] <Guest95595> Me?

[2011-06-11 21:43:37] <XTUX345> I see that you have a fair amount of talent, TS, but your program is holding you back

[2011-06-11 21:43:56] <Guest95595> I can't draw penguins. ---

[2011-06-11 21:44:00] <Guest95595> -_-, excuse me.

[2011-06-11 21:44:07] <XTUX345> @SnoopingGil|Away I tend to overreact when it comes to the quality of drawings

[2011-06-11 21:44:16] <Guest95595> I WANT TO DRAW TS + DARA = FROLLO PENGUIN SO BADLY NOW....

[2011-06-11 21:44:24] <HuckFinn> LOL

[2011-06-11 21:44:52] <Guest95595> I'd have to combine Dick Cheney and Judge Claude Frollo into a penguin. Then I'd have to give him Heloise's color scheme.

[2011-06-11 21:45:06] <XTUX345> ARGH

[2011-06-11 21:45:09] <Guest95595> "THIS IS AN UNHOLY ITEM. I'M SENDING IT BACK TO DISS WHERE IT BELONGS."

[2011-06-11 21:45:24] <XTUX345> WHY does CP use JPG for their backgrounds? It's terrible!

[2011-06-11 21:45:28] <XTUX345> AGH! MY EYES!!!

[2011-06-11 21:45:32] <Amigopen> ikr

[2011-06-11 21:45:36] <E-114> You should also have a Mwa Mwa Penguin be at his demise

[2011-06-11 21:45:38] <Guest95595> Of course, TS' son would be haunted by a heavy conscience his entire life.

[2011-06-11 21:46:09] <Guest95595> After all, if he has the sadism of DARA and the coscience of TURTLESHROOM, he'll be a horribly stressed penguin.

[2011-06-11 21:46:15] <XTUX345> Guest95595, can I ask you something?

[2011-06-11 21:46:18] <Guest95595> Sure..

[2011-06-11 21:46:23] <Guest95595> What do you need?

[2011-06-11 21:46:38] <XTUX345> I want to effectively integrate elements of another fictional universe into the fanon

[2011-06-11 21:46:43] <Guest95595> O_O

[2011-06-11 21:46:45] <Guest95595> Which one?

[2011-06-11 21:46:45] <E-114> His mother was *some sort of COC abiding act* by him, and the baby was taken in by Dick Frollo, and never matured much and became a Mwa Mwa Penguin

[2011-06-11 21:46:49] <XTUX345> Or more specially, elements of it

[2011-06-11 21:47:01] <Guest95595> DICK FROLLO

[2011-06-11 21:47:13] <Guest95595> Actually, I think it be more of Richardshroom.

[2011-06-11 21:47:18] <XTUX345> The Half-Life/Portal universe

[2011-06-11 21:47:32] <E-114> Or Claude Cheney

[2011-06-11 21:47:34] <Guest95595> Or Claudeney.

[2011-06-11 21:47:42] <E-114> Claudemind

[2011-06-11 21:47:55] <Guest95595> Or some sort of combination of Dara, Dick Cheney, Claude Frollo, and TurtleShroom.

[2011-06-11 21:48:02] <Guest95595> Or TS could have more than one chick.

[2011-06-11 21:48:16] <Guest95595> All of them would be grey characters.

[2011-06-11 21:48:20] <XTUX345> You see, I'm gonna have Waffleland become a customer of...

[2011-06-11 21:48:22] <Guest95595> Dara is a villain, after all.

[2011-06-11 21:48:28] <XTUX345> ...Aperture Science

[2011-06-11 21:48:31] <E-114> One has to be a girl

[2011-06-11 21:48:43] <Guest95595> Females are so hard to write, though... :(

[2011-06-11 21:48:47] <E-114> Corrupt corporate executive?

[2011-06-11 21:49:02] <Guest95595> Yes, one would be a Cheney-esque oil tycoon.

[2011-06-11 21:49:11] <Guest95595> Another would be Frollo.

[2011-06-11 21:49:22] <Guest95595> A third... I don't know about a third.

[2011-06-11 21:49:27] <Guest95595> Maybe a manipulator?

[2011-06-11 21:49:39] <Guest95595> TS is a manipulator, but he uses that power only for purity and for good.

[2011-06-11 21:49:42] <XTUX345> Or a cheater?

[2011-06-11 21:49:44] <E-114> Last should be sort of like Maleficent

[2011-06-11 21:49:48] <XTUX345> O RLY?

[2011-06-11 21:49:49] <Guest95595> Dara is a manipulator. She uses it for misery.

[2011-06-11 21:50:07] <Guest95595> If any of you watch Jimmy Two Shoes, you know Heloise.

[2011-06-11 21:50:12] <Guest95595> That's Dara's parody.

[2011-06-11 21:50:19] <Guest95595> Maleficent?

[2011-06-11 21:50:30] <E-114> Sleeping Beauty Antagonist

[2011-06-11 21:50:34] <Guest95595> The oldest would be the Frollo.

[2011-06-11 21:50:39] <Guest95595> Then the Cheney.

[2011-06-11 21:50:57] <Guest95595> Of course, they can't be entirely evil.

[2011-06-11 21:51:13] <Guest95595> TS is one of the purest, most anti-corrupt penguins in Antarctica. He's a goody-Two Shoes.

[2011-06-11 21:51:22] <Guest95595> With a side of authoritarianism.

[2011-06-11 21:51:39] <Guest95595> He's actually a fairly complex character.

[2011-06-11 21:51:40] <E-114> There should be a happy one in the mix

[2011-06-11 21:51:44] <Guest95595> One of my best works. ^_^

[2011-06-11 21:51:48] <E-114> The odd one in the bunch per say

[2011-06-11 21:52:04] <Guest95595> One thing all of the children of TS would have is a heavy conscience.

[2011-06-11 21:52:18] <E-114> Also, for the villain I'm creating, would Targas be a good name?

[2011-06-11 21:52:19] <Guest95595> They'd live their entire life like Frollo after the Archdeacon confronted him.

[2011-06-11 21:52:22] <Guest95595> Yes.

[2011-06-11 21:52:34] <E-114> It's based off Teargas

[2011-06-11 21:52:40] <Guest95595> Forever gripped by a horrid conscience.

[2011-06-11 21:52:52] <Guest95595> Like that "Hellfire" song that Frollo sang.

[2011-06-11 21:52:56] <E-114> LIKE FIRE

[2011-06-11 21:53:08] <Guest95595> They spend most of their life trying to justify what they've done.

[2011-06-11 21:53:18] <XTUX345> All my stories seem to be effected by Valve Time

[2011-06-11 21:53:22] <Guest95595> Heck, Frollo parody could even do a "Hellfire" number, and if it was a story...

[2011-06-11 21:53:25] <Guest95595> I mean a movie...

[2011-06-11 21:53:37] <Guest95595> He turns to a picture of a grinning TurtleShroom and something pure...

[2011-06-11 21:53:40] <Guest95595> ...then some flames...

[2011-06-11 21:53:45] <Guest95595> ...then Dara doing her misery thing./

[2011-06-11 21:54:07] <Guest95595> -and he's all like "WHICH PATH MUST I TAKE", "WHOSE JOY WILL I MAKE"....

[2011-06-11 21:54:14] <Guest95595> THAT WOULD BE THE EPITOME OF EPICNESS.

[2011-06-11 21:54:42] <Guest95595> One thing is that writing dark spawns of TS would be a violent turn in my writing.

[2011-06-11 21:55:01] <Guest95595> I'm not sure if I can be even a /slightly/ dark writer.

[2011-06-11 21:55:08] <Guest95595> I mean, I hve the capacity... I've done it...

[2011-06-11 21:55:12] <Guest95595> ...-but am I /good/ at it?

[2011-06-11 21:55:18] <Guest95595> I never want to give what isn't my /best/.

[2011-06-11 21:56:03] <XTUX345> Hmmmm...

[2011-06-11 21:57:06] <Guest95595> Okay, that's it/

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[2011-06-11 21:57:14] <Guest95595> TS marries Dara. Causes a Frollo spawn.

[2011-06-11 21:57:18] <Guest95595> Enter Hellfire song parody.

[2011-06-11 21:57:40] <Guest95595> Except instead of struggling with Esmerelda, it's TS' son's inherited conscience.

[2011-06-11 21:57:54] <E-114> Also, Guest, who art thou?

[2011-06-11 21:57:56] <Guest95595> His justification is "the ends justify the means".

[2011-06-11 21:57:58] <Guest95595> TurtleShroom.

[2011-06-11 21:58:16] <E-114> Ah

[2011-06-11 21:58:37] <E-114> Now I don't have to call you guest

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[2011-06-11 22:02:05] <Guest95595> Drat!

[2011-06-11 22:02:08] <Guest95595> Now, I must leave!

[2011-06-11 22:02:23] <Guest95595> Curse you, curfew! I was on one of the greatest rolls of my career, thanks to E-114.

[2011-06-11 22:02:34] <E-114> Thank you

[2011-06-11 22:02:39] <E-114> See you tommorow

[2011-06-11 22:02:51] <Guest95595> I haven't had inspiration like that since TSP himself.

[2011-06-11 22:02:51] <Swiss_Ninja> ok.

[2011-06-11 22:02:52] <Swiss_Ninja> see ha.

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[2011-06-11 22:02:57] <Swiss_Ninja> hmm.

[2011-06-11 22:03:04] <Guest95595> ...-and before that, Shroomsky and Turtleheimer.

[2011-06-11 22:03:11] <Guest95595> This will be my greatest masterpiece yet!

[2011-06-11 22:03:33] <Guest95595> E-114, how would you like TS' son to give your character some sort of tremendous power or be a close friend?

[2011-06-11 22:03:48] <Guest95595> E-114, I'll retcon it so that one of your characters was one of TS' good friends.

[2011-06-11 22:03:49] <E-114> Sure, just let me make him

[2011-06-11 22:03:55] <E-114> Thank you

[2011-06-11 22:04:04] <Guest95595> He plays a heavy part in his kids' lives.

[2011-06-11 22:04:08] <HuckFinn> I plan to complete Happy's family later

[2011-06-11 22:04:11] <Guest95595> Also makes them so guilty.

[2011-06-11 22:04:16] <HuckFinn> His parents and sisters..

[2011-06-11 22:04:36] <Guest95595> "I know Dara loves the misrery you spread, Claudashroom... -but your late father..."

[2011-06-11 22:04:48] <Guest95595> /Lightning illuminates TS picture/

[2011-06-11 22:04:52] <Guest95595> "...what would he say?"

[2011-06-11 22:05:00] <Guest95595> Frollo: "MY FATHER IS BUT A COMPUTER NOW."

[2011-06-11 22:05:07] <Guest95595> Frollo: "I NEVER SUBMIT TO MACHINES."

[2011-06-11 22:05:27] <Guest95595> E114: "Yes, and /your father/ taught you that before he died."

[2011-06-11 22:05:51] <Guest95595> E114: "I can tell it's eating you up. You're not like Dara. You can't cause misery and get away without guilt."

[2011-06-11 22:06:01] <E-114> Ah yes, I shall turn E-114 into a new character instead of whatever he used to be

[2011-06-11 22:06:09] <Guest95595> All right.

[2011-06-11 22:06:13] <Guest95595> NOW I'M GOING.

[2011-06-11 22:06:15] <E-114> You have given me inspiration as well

[2011-06-11 22:06:19] <E-114> Thank you

[2011-06-11 22:06:20] <Guest95595> E-114, look up Jimmy Two Shoes Heloise.

[2011-06-11 22:06:25] <HuckFinn> Bye TS

[2011-06-11 22:06:26] <Guest95595> Also, E-114 should be a friend AFTER TS dies.

[2011-06-11 22:06:27] <E-114> OK

[2011-06-11 22:06:34] <Guest95595> I can't retcon him into the current TSP.

[2011-06-11 22:06:41] <Guest95595> Good night!

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-and THIS will be involved...
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E-114
E-114, I named the project after you, friend. Spelled out: E dash One One F'our!!

I set it all in stone
[14:43]	<TurtleShroom>	Okay.

[14:43]	<Flywish>	Flywish updates his country renaming it Youmina

[14:43]	<Flywish>	Or maybe Umina

[14:44]	<TurtleShroom>	Now, are you ready for the unwritten part of TS' future, and of his kids?

[14:44]	<GarytheGagetDude>	So yeah, GGD dies from a heart attack in 2060 on New Years Eve.

[14:44]	<TurtleShroom>	Okay.

[14:44]	<TurtleShroom>	Let's start with some background.

[14:44]	<TurtleShroom>	Dara and TS first met in the story /Metaling in Chi Con/.

[14:45]	<TurtleShroom>	Dara manipulated TS with her "innocent" act and got him to hand Metalmanager over to her misery-inducing flippers. TS thought it was a favor.

[14:45]	<TurtleShroom>	They maintained contact with each other, but Dara met TS a second time in /Too Weird for Words/.

[14:45]	<Flywish>	Metalmanager is a "Wish" BTW

[14:46]	<TurtleShroom>	There, Dara destroyed RS' room and toys, and tricked TS into thinking it was a break-in.

[14:46]	<TurtleShroom>	TS defended Dara in the argument and even took out RS when she lunged after TS.

[14:46]	<Flywish>	Why does Dara destroy RS' stuff?

[14:46]	<TurtleShroom>	To cause misery, of course.

[14:46]	<TurtleShroom>	She IS the parody of Heloise, Flywish. :P

[14:47]	<Flywish>	I don't watch JTS

[14:47]	<TurtleShroom>	Oh. All right then.

[14:47]	<TurtleShroom>	Anyway, this goes on.

[14:47]	<Flywish>	I'm a Family Guy and a South Park resident

[14:47]	<TurtleShroom>	TS meets Dara every now and then and she feigns interest in his ramblings and things in order to take advantage of his trust.

[14:48]	<TurtleShroom>	2011 and 2012 passes, and TS slowly begins to trust Dara with more and more of who he is, eventually hiring her for Holyberden.

[14:48]	<TurtleShroom>	...which she uses to help Icarius.

[14:48]	<TurtleShroom>	...-but it all comes crashing down in 2013.

[14:48]	<TurtleShroom>	See, in 2013, Corai gets another girlfriend.

[14:48]	<TurtleShroom>	...-but Dara can't scare this one off.

[14:49]	<TurtleShroom>	Dara's terror tactics just make that girl closer.

[14:49]	<TurtleShroom>	They fall in love, and Corai takes her flipper in matrimony, leaving Dara in the dust.

[14:49]	<TurtleShroom>	Now experiencing a feeling she only before created, she flees heartbroken after seeing Corai propose.

[14:49]	<TurtleShroom>	That night, much of Chi Con is set aflame.

[14:50]	<TurtleShroom>	Two things gave Dara life.

[14:50]	<TurtleShroom>	One was misery.

[14:50]	<TurtleShroom>	The other, more importantly, was Corai.

[14:50]	<TurtleShroom>	Corai was really the only one, other than TS, who liked her instead of fearing her.

[14:50]	<TurtleShroom>	The path of misery was lonely, see.

[14:50]	<TurtleShroom>	You don't /make/ friends when you invent weapons for a demon. :P

[14:51]	<TurtleShroom>	Anyway, the heartbroken Dara heads to the mainland to contemplate what she has left.

[14:51]	<TurtleShroom>	TS comes across her and sees her downtrodden state.

[14:51]	<Flywish>	TS, maybe Holyberden can allign themselves with Flywish in the future

[14:51]	<TurtleShroom>	That's interesting.

[14:51]	<TurtleShroom>	I'll really think about that. You'll have a part in TS' future.

[14:52]	<TurtleShroom>	Anyway, it is early 2013.

[14:52]	<TurtleShroom>	TS has been involved in friendship and business relations with Dara for years now.

[14:52]	<TurtleShroom>	...-but Dara was only paying attention to TS for his power and money.

[14:52]	<TurtleShroom>	She loved Corai.

[14:52]	<TurtleShroom>	However, TS proposed to Dara. He always believed her interest was genuine.

[14:52]	<GarytheGagetDude>	GGD lives to be 63.

[14:53]	<TurtleShroom>	Dara was awestruck. Realizing the Corai thing was screwed, she *settles* for TurtleShroom.

[14:53]	<Flywish>	And Flywish did know Liber pretty well since he gave Flywish's wrestling promotion a logo

[14:53]	<TurtleShroom>	True.

[14:53]	<TurtleShroom>	TurtleShroom was never happier any time in his life.

[14:53]	<TurtleShroom>	He was a faithful husband and did all he knew how to show his devotion to his wife.

[14:54]	<Flywish>	Love seems to end constatly in stories on this wiki

[14:54]	<TurtleShroom>	Dara began to like TS, but it certainly wasn't the fiery passion she had for Corai.

[14:54]	<TurtleShroom>	Chicks come at the end of 2013. The first egg hatches into the Frollo parody. I'll tell more about that later.

[14:55]	<Flywish>	Interesting

[14:55]	<TurtleShroom>	(In reality, penguins mate almost immediately after choosing each other.)

[14:55]	<Flywish>	You think the Spongebob parodies should get a future?

[14:55]	<TurtleShroom>	Maybe.

[14:55]	<Flywish>	I have seen Spongebob's grandkid

[14:55]	<Flywish>	lol

[14:55]	<TurtleShroom>	TS is the happiest he's ever been. Everyone notices it.

[14:55]	<TurtleShroom>	Dara is embarassed though when TS brings her in and is all like "-AND THIS IS DARA, MY WIFE".

[14:56]	<TurtleShroom>	Dara was never that tall, so TS sometimes picked her up and showed her to people. "THIS IS MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!"

[14:56]	<TurtleShroom>	Of course, TS meant this in the purest of intentions.

[14:56]	<TurtleShroom>	He never expected to find love, after all. :)

[14:57]	<TurtleShroom>	Dara never told TS that she didn't really love him that much.

[14:57]	<TurtleShroom>	It'd crush him.

[14:57]	<TurtleShroom>	So he lived the rest of his entire life thinking that Dara loved him like he loved her.

[14:58]	<Flywish>	Whoa

[14:58]	<TurtleShroom>	As his medical atrocities and Dick Cheney parodies rose up, Dara actually saved his life by inventing technology to keep her husband alive.

[14:58]	<Flywish>	TS is pretty braggy

[14:58]	<TurtleShroom>	He's proud of his wife, Flywish. He never expected anyone to love him that much.

[14:58]	<TurtleShroom>	He was initially celibate, remember?

[14:58]	<Flywish>	ohhh

[14:58]	 	rule 34?

[14:58]	<TurtleShroom>	WHAT? No!

[14:59]	<TurtleShroom>	That's the "Inappropriate Term" one. You're thinking of "Anything and everything will be romantically paired". That's not Rule XXXIV.

[14:59]	<TurtleShroom>	That's a different one; it is the "shipping" one.

[14:59]	<TurtleShroom>	Anyway, as I wrote before this, TS dies in 2019.

[14:59]	<TurtleShroom>	Dara is widowed. She never re-marries.

[15:00]	* localtoast	is away: Away

[15:00]	<TurtleShroom>	When TS died, she realized that she really /did/ love him. All of TS' affection, gifts, and endless happiness eventually convinced her.

[15:00]	<TurtleShroom>	So she never re-married and took it on herself to raise TS' and her chicks.

[15:00]	<TurtleShroom>	By this time, he had three. (May have more, haven't decided.)

[15:01]	<TurtleShroom>	Let me focus, though, on the eldest chick.

[15:01]	<TurtleShroom>	That's the real story right now.

[15:01]	<TurtleShroom>	The first chick hatched in March 2014.

[15:01]	<TurtleShroom>	Or some date in 2014. Haven't decided.

[15:02]	<TurtleShroom>	He knew his father when he died and TSP tried to raise him in the way he was raised: purity, holiness, integrity.

[15:02]	<TurtleShroom>	Dara didn't want to iintervene.

[15:02]	<TurtleShroom>	...-but you know what "monkey see monkey do" means, right?

[15:02]	<TurtleShroom>	Dara's /actions/ rubbed off on the chick, even though she didn't want to taint him.

[15:03]	<TurtleShroom>	After the Corai escapade and the burning of Chi Con, she decided that no one should go down her path.

[15:03]	<TurtleShroom>	So she tried not to raise the chick, and let TS teach him.

[15:03]	<TurtleShroom>	Yet, her actions, the way she was, the way she moved, thought, acted, and spoke was influential, like it is on any RL child.

[15:04]	<TurtleShroom>	So the chick got a dose of Dara as much as he did of TSP.

[15:05]	<TurtleShroom>	The chick's name was Clauderashroollo.

[15:05]	<TurtleShroom>	"CLAUDE-DARE-UH-SHROO-YO".

[15:05]	<TurtleShroom>	Or "Claude" for short.

[15:06]	<TurtleShroom>	Claude was always torn. Dara and TS were so different from each other, but they also had things in common.

[15:06]	<TurtleShroom>	TS never knew that Claude was so stressed and torn, though. He, like Dara, never told him that they weren't thinking what he was thinking they were thinking.

[15:06]	<TurtleShroom>	It'd crush him.

[15:06]	<TurtleShroom>	So the family held together until TS' death, when they could finally be honest about everything.

[15:07]	<TurtleShroom>	Claude received, part by inheritance and part by raising, TS' burning desire for purity and for cleansing the world of wrongdoing.

[15:07]	* localtoast	is back (gone 00:07:39)

[15:07]	<TurtleShroom>	...-but he received Dara's compulsion to induce misery on everyone, and received sadism from both. From TS, the love of torturing criminals. From Dara, everything.

[15:08]	 	need another torrent client

[15:08]	<TurtleShroom>	He was pulled every which way, and eventually, his warped mind settled on a mission that was TSP-enough to satisfy the judging Joneses, who never liked Dara.

[15:09]	<TurtleShroom>	Claude began to turn all of his Heloise-wrath and misery potential on one target. He did it to *Mwa Mwa Penguins*.

[15:09]	<TurtleShroom>	A deserving target. :[

[15:09]	<TurtleShroom>	Excuse me, :P.

[15:09]	<TurtleShroom>	So, like Judge Claude Frollo, Clauderashroollo persecuted and eradicated untold multitudes of penguins.

[15:10]	<TurtleShroom>	He deleted them, pursuant to the Joneses' demands of him.

[15:10]	<TurtleShroom>	Yet, he also took side projects of woe, and invented weapons in his spare time.

[15:10]	<TurtleShroom>	He had the conscience of his father, though.

[15:10]	<TurtleShroom>	The destruction his weapons created when he sold them to everyone haunted him.

[15:11]	<TurtleShroom>	His way of life was a lie. He tried to be pure when he was just another Dara in actuality.

[15:11]	<TurtleShroom>	He wasn't cut to be a righteous, pure penguin. Dara wasn't suppsoed to have chicks, and neither was TSP.

[15:11]	<TurtleShroom>	See, THAT is the plot twist!!

[15:12]	<TurtleShroom>	This all happened /because Director Benny wanted choas and *gave TS the Anonymity Necklace* / !

[15:12]	<TurtleShroom>	That necklace prevented the BOF from controlling TSP. So when he chose to try and find love, the BOF couldn't stop him.

[15:13]	<TurtleShroom>	Even though his file said that any chick he produced would be detrimental to Antarctica.

[15:13]	<TurtleShroom>	There is a good thing that came out of that...

[15:13]	<TurtleShroom>	Benny was finally undone.

[15:13]	<TurtleShroom>	After Clauderashroom came to be, and when TS died in 2019, Benny was brought to the Board of Fiction for crimes against the universe.

[15:14]	<TurtleShroom>	He was finally convicted after years of fleeing justice. He was executed.

[15:14]	<TurtleShroom>	Benny had ruined so many lives, but Clauderashroom was the last straw.

[15:14]	<Seahorse>	im too lazy to make a fanon page about myself

[15:14]	<TurtleShroom>	Hello Seahorse@

[15:14]	<Seahorse>	hi ts

[15:14]	<TurtleShroom>	Seahorse, if you still support my /Seahearseruler/ plot, I can try and write that this summer! :D

[15:15]	<TurtleShroom>	I just wish I had that file!!

[15:15]	<Seahorse>	Ok

[15:15]	<TurtleShroom>	I can't remember what I wrote. ---

[15:15]	<TurtleShroom>	-_-, excuse me.

[15:15]	<TurtleShroom>	So TS' future is dramatic.

[15:15]	<Seahorse>	I just like how creative the cpfw is

[15:15]	 	too bad I'm the boring type.

[15:15]	<TurtleShroom>	Benny cut him free of the BOF's control, resulting in him having the freedom to marry Dara.

[15:16]	<TurtleShroom>	Dara was suppsoed to marry Corai, but Benny meddled and wrote that girl.

[15:16]	<TurtleShroom>	Dara burnt down much of Chi Con and found TS.

[15:16]	<TurtleShroom>	Married TS.

[15:16]	<TurtleShroom>	Had chicks with said husband.

[15:16]	<TurtleShroom>	The chicks were never suppsoed to exist, but Benny let it all happen.

[15:16]	<TurtleShroom>	Clauderashroollo was released onto the world, and that broke the camel's back.

[15:16]	<TurtleShroom>	Benny had to be stopped.

[15:17]	<TurtleShroom>	So he was apprehended and tried for Crimes Against the Universe, and sentenced.

[15:17]	<TurtleShroom>	He was executed, too.

[15:17]	<TurtleShroom>	So the circle is completed.

[15:17]	<TurtleShroom>	What circle, you ask?

[15:17]	* localtoast	is away: supper

[15:17]	<TurtleShroom>	Why, the goal of the Joneses since the 1900s.

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[15:17]	<TurtleShroom>	The Secret.

[15:18]	<TurtleShroom>	When Benny was executed, the Joneses, despite never knowing or having power in the BOF, finally destroyed Benny.

[15:18]	<TurtleShroom>	It was, of course, fifty years overdue by that time (2020s), but they finally did it!

[15:18]	<TurtleShroom>	...-but oh, the cost it was!

[15:18]	<TurtleShroom>	THAT, friends........... is TurtleShroom's future, and the spawn he wreaked.

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[15:18]	<TurtleShroom>	Thank you for listening.

Sit Down With Austin
[2011-06-12 15:26:04] <Austin8310> Hello!

[2011-06-12 15:26:04] === Austin8310 <46f4cd35@gateway/web/freenode/ip.70.244.205.53> ``ppp- 70-244-205-53.dsl.austtx.swbell.net/70.244.205''

[2011-06-12 15:26:05] === Austin8310: member of #clubpenguinfanon

[2011-06-12 15:26:05] === Austin8310: attached to rowling.freenode.net ``Corvallis, OR, USA''

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[2011-06-12 15:26:42] <Austin8310> I got grounded from the computer, but now I have a secret weapon.

[2011-06-12 15:27:01] <Austin8310> aka my friend the Kindle.

[2011-06-12 15:28:10] <TurtleShroom> Is that legal, Austin?

[2011-06-12 15:28:19] <TurtleShroom> You'll get in *so much trouble*.

[2011-06-12 15:28:42] <Austin8310> So...What`s this newproject about?

[2011-06-12 15:29:07] <Austin8310> I found how to get punctuation on the kindle. Yay.

[2011-06-12 15:30:06] <Austin8310> heck, they don`t even know what this thing can do.

[2011-06-12 15:31:43] <TurtleShroom> The new project?

[2011-06-12 15:31:47] <TurtleShroom> I updated my entry.

[2011-06-12 15:31:58] <TurtleShroom> It's all E-114's idea. Give him the glory in it.

[2011-06-12 15:32:26] <TurtleShroom> Anyway, here's the link. Refresh it if you've seen it. I've added more.

[2011-06-12 15:32:34] <TurtleShroom> http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/wiki/User_blog:TurtleShroom /Project_Epic_Offspring_and_Offshoot_Foresight

[2011-06-12 15:32:56] <Austin8310> TS. I am NOT reading that whole thing.

[2011-06-12 15:33:08] <TurtleShroom> Well, a lot of it is just pictures.

[2011-06-12 15:33:19] <Austin8310> That`s why I asked you.

[2011-06-12 15:33:28] <TurtleShroom> Fine. Here's the link tot he pictures.

[2011-06-12 15:33:40] <Austin8310> your art style scares me.

[2011-06-12 15:33:42] <TurtleShroom> http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/wiki/User_blog:TurtleShroom/Project_Epic_Offspring_and_Offshoot_Foresight#The_scans_I_scanned

[2011-06-12 15:33:47] <TurtleShroom> My art style?

[2011-06-12 15:33:52] <TurtleShroom> Do you mean my handwriting?

[2011-06-12 15:33:55] <Austin8310> Just give the TLDR.

[2011-06-12 15:33:56] <TurtleShroom> It's that bad?

[2011-06-12 15:33:57] <TurtleShroom> I knew it.

[2011-06-12 15:34:08] <Austin8310> you said pictures.

[2011-06-12 15:34:23] <Austin8310> I assumed you meant drawings.

[2011-06-12 15:34:26] <TurtleShroom> OOOOOOHHHH.

[2011-06-12 15:34:32] <TurtleShroom> No no, it's scans. :P

[2011-06-12 15:34:59] <TurtleShroom> Four scans.

[2011-06-12 15:35:05] <Austin8310> Your handwriting isn` that bad but it gives me headaches.

[2011-06-12 15:35:37] <Austin8310> plus, its hard to scroll on this thing.

[2011-06-12 15:36:02] <Austin8310> please just tldr. Please?

[2011-06-12 15:36:08] * TurtleShroom tries to think

[2011-06-12 15:36:11] <TurtleShroom> Okay.

[2011-06-12 15:36:31] <TurtleShroom> TS marries Dara in 2013 after Corai falls for another and marries him.

[2011-06-12 15:36:53] <TurtleShroom> Dara settles for TS but never lets him onto the fact that she doesn't really love him. TS loves her with all his being as contrast.

[2011-06-12 15:37:12] <TurtleShroom> Like RL penguins, they have chicks almost immediately. First chick is early 2014. Moving on to rest of TS.

[2011-06-12 15:37:19] <TurtleShroom> Prior OOC I wrote says he dies in 2019.

[2011-06-12 15:37:50] <TurtleShroom> So Dara is widowed early.

[2011-06-12 15:38:16] <TurtleShroom> The first chick is named Clauderashroofrollo.

[2011-06-12 15:38:20] <TurtleShroom> Long name.

[2011-06-12 15:38:20] <TurtleShroom> :P

[2011-06-12 15:38:31] <Austin8310> TS+Dara? lolwut. CRACK SHIPPING.

[2011-06-12 15:38:46] <TurtleShroom> (Pronounced CLAUDE-DARE-UH-SHROO-FROW-YO.)

[2011-06-12 15:38:52] <Austin8310> keep going tho

[2011-06-12 15:38:55] <TurtleShroom> Okay.

[2011-06-12 15:39:01] <TurtleShroom> So.

[2011-06-12 15:39:05] <Austin8310> Im interested.

[2011-06-12 15:39:17] <TurtleShroom> Clauderashroollo- or Claude for short -is severely torn.

[2011-06-12 15:39:35] <TurtleShroom> If you know ANYTHING about Jimmy Two Shoes, you know Dara's parody is Heloise. That's big.

[2011-06-12 15:39:47] <Austin8310> OH CURSE HOW HARD PROPER GRAMMAR IS TO GET ON THIS THING

[2011-06-12 15:39:48] <TurtleShroom> See, TS may be nuts, but he had a heart of gold and was a well-intentioned, good penguin.

[2011-06-12 15:40:03] <Austin8310> whats JTS?

[2011-06-12 15:40:13] <TurtleShroom> Jimmy Two Shoes. It's a television series.

[2011-06-12 15:40:35] <TurtleShroom> Let me get a picture.

[2011-06-12 15:41:01] <Austin8310> only tv I watch is DW and ocassionaly P+F.

[2011-06-12 15:41:12] <TurtleShroom> Hang on a moment. I'll get a portrait.

[2011-06-12 15:41:44] <Austin8310> if I have time, Im going to watch last airbender series

[2011-06-12 15:41:50] <TurtleShroom> Okay.

[2011-06-12 15:42:21] <TurtleShroom> Aha!

[2011-06-12 15:42:24] <TurtleShroom> Found it.

[2011-06-12 15:42:33] <TurtleShroom> Heloise: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/209 /d/5/jimmy_two_shoes_heloise_by_het_heloise_ding.jpg

[2011-06-12 15:42:33] <Austin8310> ow. This hurts. Four yrars of grammar...and Im typing like a noob. or ben hun.

[2011-06-12 15:42:44] <TurtleShroom> LOL

[2011-06-12 15:42:49] <Austin8310> ts

[2011-06-12 15:42:55] <TurtleShroom> Yes?

[2011-06-12 15:43:01] <TurtleShroom> Oh. Stay on track. Got it.

[2011-06-12 15:43:11] <Austin8310> I can only have one link open at once.

[2011-06-12 15:43:17] <TurtleShroom> OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH.

[2011-06-12 15:43:19] <TurtleShroom> Okay.

[2011-06-12 15:43:28] <TurtleShroom> I'll show it when you get back on the computer.

[2011-06-12 15:43:46] <Austin8310> that would be...a week.

[2011-06-12 15:44:13] <TurtleShroom> Okay.

[2011-06-12 15:44:19] <TurtleShroom> I'll wait.

[2011-06-12 15:44:21] <TurtleShroom> Moving on.

[2011-06-12 15:44:21] <Austin8310> Or as soon as Mom and Dad aren`t looking.

[2011-06-12 15:45:02] <Austin8310> My conscience used to be a lot stronger. Keeping the wiki secret hurt it.

[2011-06-12 15:45:26] <TurtleShroom> O_O

[2011-06-12 15:45:27] <Austin8310> It`s getting stronger now.

[2011-06-12 15:45:42] <TurtleShroom> Now then.

[2011-06-12 15:45:51] <TurtleShroom> So, Claude is torn.

[2011-06-12 15:45:56] <Austin8310> but I still feel no remorse circumventing a ground.

[2011-06-12 15:46:09] <TurtleShroom> See, Dara is Heloise's parody, and Heloise/Dara have two things that keep them alive.

[2011-06-12 15:46:10] <Austin8310> mmkay keep going.

[2011-06-12 15:46:17] <TurtleShroom> Their respective love interests, and misery.

[2011-06-12 15:46:24] <TurtleShroom> Dara loses Corai so she has nothing.

[2011-06-12 15:46:32] <Austin8310> yay misery.

[2011-06-12 15:46:40] <TurtleShroom> In all her years of dishing misery- her job -she never took it.

[2011-06-12 15:46:48] <TurtleShroom> When she took it, it was bigger than most things.

[2011-06-12 15:47:02] <TurtleShroom> It destroyed her; she died inside.

[2011-06-12 15:47:27] <Austin8310> brb

[2011-06-12 15:47:30] <TurtleShroom> After Corai proposed to a mystery girl, Dara ran, and in her heartbroken state, she burnt a third of Chi Con to the ground.

[2011-06-12 15:47:46] <TurtleShroom> She fled and TS found her. The two have been friends for several stories.

[2011-06-12 15:48:22] <TurtleShroom> Dara had always tricked TurtleShroom, using "the Look" and feigning interest.

[2011-06-12 15:48:32] <TurtleShroom> TS thought it was real, and that he was actually loved.

[2011-06-12 15:48:42] <TurtleShroom> By people that weren't friends and family.

[2011-06-12 15:48:54] <TurtleShroom> TS proposed to Dara, and she settled for him.

[2011-06-12 15:49:17] <TurtleShroom> Their entire marriage, TS was the happiest in his life. Dara never told him she didn't like him that much.

[2011-06-12 15:49:21] <TurtleShroom> Anyway, back to Claude.

[2011-06-12 15:49:45] <TurtleShroom> TS raised Claude. Dara, after the burning of Chi Con, decided no one should take her path.

[2011-06-12 15:49:52] <TurtleShroom> So she tried not to mess with Claude.

[2011-06-12 15:50:21] <TurtleShroom> However, monkey see monkey do, Austin.

[2011-06-12 15:50:30] * TurtleShroom is waiting. :)

[2011-06-12 15:51:03] <Austin8310> back

[2011-06-12 15:51:20] <Austin8310> household chore. Continue.

[2011-06-12 15:51:23] <TurtleShroom> Did you miss anything, or do I need to re-enter it?

[2011-06-12 15:51:39] <Austin8310> no

[2011-06-12 15:51:53] <TurtleShroom> So you read the monkey see stuff and Dara trying to be hands-off?

[2011-06-12 15:51:54] <TurtleShroom> Good.

[2011-06-12 15:52:06] <Austin8310> yeah

[2011-06-12 15:52:21] <TurtleShroom> /snaps fingers/

[2011-06-12 15:52:22] <TurtleShroom> Okay!

[2011-06-12 15:52:49] <TurtleShroom> Now, a parent can never truly be hands off a child.

[2011-06-12 15:53:04] <TurtleShroom> Dara's way of acting, how she lived her life at home and not, still influenced Claude.

[2011-06-12 15:53:21] <TurtleShroom> After TS died, the chicks from this crack pairing remained with Dara.

[2011-06-12 15:53:26] <TurtleShroom> The result was terror.

[2011-06-12 15:53:27] <Austin8310> There are way too many girls my age at church. Not enough guys.

[2011-06-12 15:53:43] <TurtleShroom> Claude is torn by two extremes.

[2011-06-12 15:53:55] <TurtleShroom> Dara is a manipulator practically existing to torment others.

[2011-06-12 15:54:04] <Austin8310> Ever tried to be one guy talking to two girls?

[2011-06-12 15:54:13] <Austin8310> quite hard.

[2011-06-12 15:54:16] <TurtleShroom> TSP has a heart of gold and is purer than the purest of sin. (He's also a manipulator, but for good purposes.)

[2011-06-12 15:54:23] <TurtleShroom> (I bet it is, Austin. :P )

[2011-06-12 15:54:32] <TurtleShroom> Purer than the purest of snow, pardon.

[2011-06-12 15:54:32] <Austin8310> luckily I only said one sentence.

[2011-06-12 15:54:58] <TurtleShroom> Now, Claude, being raised by a goody-goody and a bringer of misery, can't truly understand who he is.

[2011-06-12 15:54:58] <Austin8310> I kind of tried to get into a conversation.

[2011-06-12 15:55:37] <Austin8310> but I kind of stuttered and coughed and only got halfway through the sentence.

[2011-06-12 15:55:44] <TurtleShroom> He's twisted. By inheritance and nurture, Claude has the urge to purge the world of evil and vice.

[2011-06-12 15:56:23] <TurtleShroom> ...-but because of Dara and her genes, he also has an unquenchable urge for causing misery and destruction.

[2011-06-12 15:56:24] <Austin8310> so then I tried to cover it and just asked if the guy in red was her brother. Then I hit the road.

[2011-06-12 15:56:51] <Austin8310> I`m like the antiplayer XD

[2011-06-12 15:56:56] <TurtleShroom> Heh heh.

[2011-06-12 15:57:11] <TurtleShroom> Anyway, TS' family never liked Dara.

[2011-06-12 15:57:17] <TurtleShroom> For obvious reasons, they weren't tricked.

[2011-06-12 15:57:17] <Austin8310> Continue. Ive been listening the whole time.

[2011-06-12 15:57:22] <TurtleShroom> So Claude is also judged.

[2011-06-12 15:57:31] <TurtleShroom> The family expects a lot from him but see a villain being a possibility.

[2011-06-12 15:57:43] <TurtleShroom> Claude wants to try and live up to his father.

[2011-06-12 15:57:59] <TurtleShroom> So, he tries and turns his Heloise-wrath into a drive for purging vice.

[2011-06-12 15:58:06] <TurtleShroom> He manages to eek out a sort of compromise.

[2011-06-12 15:58:16] <TurtleShroom> He decides to pursecute Mwa Mwa Penguins.

[2011-06-12 15:58:38] <TurtleShroom> Sort of like Judge Claude Frollo's urge to cleanse Paris of Gypsies/Romas.

[2011-06-12 15:58:41] <Austin8310> Austin actuallly gets married at one point. The Absurd Mission.

[2011-06-12 15:59:01] <Austin8310> The chapter with the time travel.

[2011-06-12 15:59:06] <TurtleShroom> Wow.

[2011-06-12 15:59:09] <TurtleShroom> ANYWAY.

[2011-06-12 15:59:18] <Austin8310> I loved writing the reaction.

[2011-06-12 15:59:36] <Austin8310> I DIED?

[2011-06-12 16:00:04] <Austin8310> WAIT. I GOT MARRIED?!?

[2011-06-12 16:00:04] <TurtleShroom> He goes into eradicating Mwa Mwas with the dark passion his mother had for misery. It actually works. Mwa Mwas were erased from Chi Con, halved in CP, and cut by a fourth in Antarctica.

[2011-06-12 16:00:16] <Austin8310> Nice.

[2011-06-12 16:00:34] <TurtleShroom> In his dark vice removal quest, he deleted more penguins than any creature combined.

[2011-06-12 16:00:37] <TurtleShroom> Deleted. Never killed.

[2011-06-12 16:00:48] <TurtleShroom> ...-but even so, his numbers outdo Darktan and Nightmare.

[2011-06-12 16:01:03] <Austin8310> not nearly as many in CP now. Since they changed the pet shop.

[2011-06-12 16:01:13] <TurtleShroom> Agreed. I'm glad for that. ^_^

[2011-06-12 16:01:36] <Austin8310> duh. Nightmare and Darktan are killers. Not deleters.

[2011-06-12 16:01:56] <Austin8310> Speed had the awesomest quote ever.

[2011-06-12 16:02:22] <TurtleShroom> The vicious Claude still tried to control his compulsion for spreading misery.

[2011-06-12 16:02:39] <TurtleShroom> In his spare time, he invented weapons.

[2011-06-12 16:02:53] <TurtleShroom> Powerful weapons that outdid his mother's. Mister Icarius was very pleased.

[2011-06-12 16:03:07] <TurtleShroom> He sold them, too.

[2011-06-12 16:03:09] <Austin8310> Zone: Any last words, Penguin?

[2011-06-12 16:03:16] <TurtleShroom> He didn't really care who paid, as long as they paid.

[2011-06-12 16:03:23] <TurtleShroom> So evil and good got new deadly items.

[2011-06-12 16:03:29] <TurtleShroom> ...-but Claude's conscience cared.

[2011-06-12 16:03:37] <TurtleShroom> He had the conscience of his father.

[2011-06-12 16:03:51] <TurtleShroom> So day in and day out, he was tormented by a heavy conscience.

[2011-06-12 16:03:54] <Austin8310> Speed:Plenty. But none that I can say on a PG rated wiki.

[2011-06-12 16:04:01] <TurtleShroom> He tried to focus on destroying Mwa Mwas.

[2011-06-12 16:04:24] <TurtleShroom> ...-but at the same time, his misery compulsion cursed his deeds with a taint of villainy.

[2011-06-12 16:04:32] <Austin8310> Continue.

[2011-06-12 16:04:37] <TurtleShroom> For example, he burnt down a lot of Chi Con to purge its Mwa Mwas.

[2011-06-12 16:04:49] <TurtleShroom> Again, like Judge Claude Frollo, the ends justified the means.

[2011-06-12 16:05:26] <TurtleShroom> To misquote the actual Frollo: "I'll find [them], I'll find [them] if he has to burn down all of [Chi Con]!"

[2011-06-12 16:05:37] <TurtleShroom> "Them" being Mwa Mwas.

[2011-06-12 16:05:50] <Austin8310> Is mwasim a religion, mental disease, or stpid way of life like being homo?

[2011-06-12 16:06:15] <Austin8310> It`s hard to tell.

[2011-06-12 16:06:16] <TurtleShroom> Mwam/Mwamism doesn't exist. You mean Mwa Mwa Penguins. I think it's a combination of all three.

[2011-06-12 16:06:24] <TurtleShroom> Like homosexuality, it's a choice AND a disease.

[2011-06-12 16:06:36] <TurtleShroom> Some are born with the defect. Others enter it.

[2011-06-12 16:06:41] <TurtleShroom> (It's why Nummy Cakes cure.)

[2011-06-12 16:07:21] <Austin8310> What happened to that one article? Mwam,wasnt it?

[2011-06-12 16:07:31] <TurtleShroom> Oh, don't speak of it.

[2011-06-12 16:07:37] <Austin8310> I really liked that article.

[2011-06-12 16:07:41] <TurtleShroom> Me too.

[2011-06-12 16:07:51] <TurtleShroom> After all, Mwam was one of compassion, kindness, and mercy.

[2011-06-12 16:07:51] <Austin8310> Brilliant.

[2011-06-12 16:08:01] <TurtleShroom> A warm alternative to the "KILL IT WITH FIRE" thing.

[2011-06-12 16:08:17] <TurtleShroom> Mwam was a shelter, a solace for Mwa Mwas.

[2011-06-12 16:08:18] <Austin8310> Well,what happened to it?

[2011-06-12 16:08:28] <TurtleShroom> Deleted after Muslims got ticked. 9_9

[2011-06-12 16:08:32] <Austin8310> lol kill it with fire

[2011-06-12 16:08:49] <Austin8310> What muslims?

[2011-06-12 16:08:57] <TurtleShroom> No idea.

[2011-06-12 16:09:08] <TurtleShroom> ...-but it was warred and we deleted it to stop a real flame war.

[2011-06-12 16:09:15] <TurtleShroom> The gasoline was pouring. We stopped the match.

[2011-06-12 16:09:27] <Austin8310> at least sixty percent of this website is Christia.

[2011-06-12 16:09:32] <Austin8310> n.

[2011-06-12 16:09:48] <TurtleShroom> I know, I know, but that's what went down.

[2011-06-12 16:09:58] <Austin8310> which I think explains the clean content.

[2011-06-12 16:10:01] <TurtleShroom> Anyway, that's the future of TSP, Dara, and of his spawn.

[2011-06-12 16:10:16] <TurtleShroom> No, that's courtesy of my iron fist. ^_^

[2011-06-12 16:10:21] <Austin8310> and your early rule is still sewn into this site.

[2011-06-12 16:10:25] <TurtleShroom> The Prior Commitment is coming in a while.

[2011-06-12 16:10:32] <Austin8310> like the COC.

[2011-06-12 16:10:34] <TurtleShroom> I have to get off soon. It'll be sudden.

[2011-06-12 16:10:52] <TurtleShroom> Anyway, what do you think?

[2011-06-12 16:10:55] <Austin8310> Prior commitment?

[2011-06-12 16:10:58] <TurtleShroom> Yes.

[2011-06-12 16:11:06] <TurtleShroom> My cousin-in-law and one of my closest friends.

[2011-06-12 16:11:14] <Austin8310> oh thats the name of the project

[2011-06-12 16:11:25] <Austin8310> OH. Something else

[2011-06-12 16:11:36] <Austin8310> facepalm

[2011-06-12 16:11:42] <TurtleShroom> No, the Frollo project is /Epic Offspring Offshoot Foresight/.

[2011-06-12 16:12:05] <Austin8310> Please forgive me for such foul grammar.

[2011-06-12 16:12:17] <Austin8310> EOOF?

[2011-06-12 16:12:37] <Austin8310> ...sounfs amusing.

[2011-06-12 16:12:58] <Austin8310> like when I pranked my mom.

[2011-06-12 16:12:58] <TurtleShroom> It's Frollo, and it's Dara...

[2011-06-12 16:13:06] <TurtleShroom> ...-and it's all thanks to E-114.

[2011-06-12 16:13:17] <TurtleShroom> I gave that kid twenty Gifts for what he gave me in INSPIRATION.

[2011-06-12 16:13:19] <Austin8310> you know that nozzle thing in the sink

[2011-06-12 16:13:41] <Austin8310> pull the trigger water comes out of that

[2011-06-12 16:14:13] <Austin8310> I put the trigger down withrubber bands.

[2011-06-12 16:14:19] <TurtleShroom> EPIC

[2011-06-12 16:14:29] <Austin8310> and mom got an unexpected shower

[2011-06-12 16:14:54] <Austin8310> Sje was kinda mad. But dad thought it was funny.

[2011-06-12 16:15:13] <Austin8310> so I didnt get majorly punished.

[2011-06-12 16:15:14] <TurtleShroom> Heh heh.

[2011-06-12 16:15:39] <Austin8310> Dont make mom mad. bad things happen.

[2011-06-12 16:15:54] <TurtleShroom> Amen.

[2011-06-12 16:15:59] <TurtleShroom> You are wise beyond your years.

[2011-06-12 16:16:05] <TurtleShroom> Oh, and one epic closure on the Frollo plan.

[2011-06-12 16:16:11] <Austin8310> I lied to her=grounded feom the computer for a wee

[2011-06-12 16:16:27] <Austin8310> It was someting minor too.

[2011-06-12 16:16:28] <TurtleShroom> I got the wiki's permission- by all the Staffers, Explorer, and more -to use a song from Hunchback of Notre Dame called "Hell Fire".

[2011-06-12 16:16:35] <TurtleShroom> One of the most epic songs of all time.

[2011-06-12 16:16:48] <Austin8310> Im REALLY BAD at lying.

[2011-06-12 16:16:54] <TurtleShroom> Watch the whole thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyS3weMlxLA

[2011-06-12 16:17:16] <Austin8310> my eyes blink, my mouth twitches

[2011-06-12 16:17:34] <Austin8310> and I suck at making stuff up.

[2011-06-12 16:17:45] <TurtleShroom> Then don't lie, Noob.

[2011-06-12 16:17:55] <TurtleShroom> The Prior Commitment's here!

[2011-06-12 16:18:01] <TurtleShroom> Have a glorious day; goodbye!

[2011-06-12 16:18:02] <Austin8310> It` good for me,but it sucks.

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