Newton Town Wings

The Newton Town Wings are a Major Hockey League team, formerly known as the Snowville Skuas, based in Newton Town, Trans-Antarctica.

History
They were originally the Snowville Skuas, who played in Snowville, Eastshield. The Snowville Skuas were formed in 2000, and were not very successful. They lost a lot, and were losing fans to the much more popular and successful Snowville Snowdown. In May 2011, they were bought by a Newton Town based company and would move to Newton Town if the MHL approved it. The deal was approved, and the Skuas were going to Newton Town! The name was announced at the MHL Draft 2011, which was the name of the first Newton Town hockey team. The logos were revealed soon after.

Roster

 * 1-Anthony Burnikov (Alexander Burmistrov) (Left Wing, but can also play Right Wing)
 * 2- Darren Jelly (Noah Welch) (Defense) *UFA
 * 3- Scott Luxray (OC) (Defense) (Co-captain)
 * 4- Mike Hatchet (Matt Halischuk) (Right Wing)
 * 6- Don Renzy (Ron Hainsey) (Center)
 * 8- Alexey Burmymaster (Alex Bumistrov) (Center)
 * 9- Xander Blaine (Evander Kane) (Left wing)
 * 10- Brandon Giroux (Branden Lemieux) (Left Wing)
 * 12- Randall Johnson (Randy Jones) (Defense)
 * 14- Tommy Glueton (Tim Stapleton) (Right wing)
 * 15- Quinn Hester (Quinton Howden) (Left wing)
 * 16- Shane Matthews (Shawn Matthias) (Left wing)
 * 17- Derek Furr (Eric Fehr) (Right wing)
 * 18- Ryan Tiny (Bryan Little) (Center)
 * 19- Tim "TIMMYSLAYERCRUISESHIP" Slayer (Jim "JIMMYSLATERBOAT" Slater)
 * 23- Parker Lane (Patrick Laine) (Right wing)
 * 26- Shuffle Rider (Blake Wheeler) (Right wing)
 * 27- Christopher Noseburn (Chris Thorburn) (Right wing)
 * 28- Patrick Comehere (Patrice Cormier) (Center)
 * 31- Andre Snovlec (Ondrej Pavelec) (Goalie)
 * 32- Eddie Paski (Edward Pasquale) (Goalie)
 * 33- Justin Pufflin (Dustin Byfuglien) (Defense)
 * 34- Perry Manenwolf (Peter Mannino) (Goalie)
 * 36- Max Schefflend (Mark Scheifele) (Defense)*IR
 * 37- Brett Stapleton (Brian Strait) (Defense)
 * 38- Peter Poster (Paul Postma) (Defense)
 * 39- Toby Thunderstorm (Toby Enstrom) (Defense) (Alt. captain)
 * 40- Vendel MacOrdeal (Kenddal McArdle) (Left wing)
 * 41- Jeffy Jazen (Jason Jaffray) (Left wing)
 * 42- Daren Ganon (Aaron Gagnon) (Center)
 * 43- Dustin Brees (Drew Stafford) (Right Winger)
 * 43- Randy Alliswell (Riley Holzapfel) (Center)
 * 46- Tanner Mackchakcheck (Spencer Mahacek) (Right wing)
 * 49- Dan Maxi (Ben Maxwell) (Center) (Co-captain)
 * 50- Charles Mastin (Chris Mason) (Goalie)
 * 53- Rett Masterlin (Brett Festerling) (Defense)
 * 64- Alex Party (Alex Pardy) (Defense)*Injured
 * 70-Mark Fraizer (Matt Frazer) (Right Wing)
 * 80- Rik Anthrora (Nik Antropov) (Center)*Injured
 * 88- Larry Soilder (Logan Stanley) (Defense)

Coaches

 * Head Coach: Patrick Fox (Paul Maurice)
 * Assistant Coach: Chris Kruger (Charlie Huddy)
 * Asssistant Coach: Paul Troy (Pascal Vincent)
 * Goaltending Coach: Walter Flattery (Wade Flaherty)

Former Wings

 * 11- Ryk Rypper (Rick Rypien) (Center) (May he rest in peace)
 * 30- Satoshi Luxray (OC, parody of Scott Darling) (Goalie) (Now playing for the Mcdonalds All-Stars)

As the Snowville Skuas

 * 71- Melya Coviechaa (Ilya Kovalchuk) (Left wing) (NAME RETIRED)
 * 1- Johnnie Flipperberg (Johan Hedberg) (Goalie)
 * 35- Scott Ishwon (Drew MacIntyre) (Goalie) (never played a game for the Skuas)
 * 32- Corey Lahtinin (Kari Lehtonen) (Goalie)
 * 36- Derrick Lightning (Eric Boulton) (Left wing)

Design
The logo is a penguin with wings, outlined by a blue circle. The team colors are blue, silver, red, and white. The jerseys are navy blue with a lighter blue/silver trim, and some say that they look like "a Snowville Snowdown or Blizzardville Wishes jersey, if they played in Trans-Antarctica". This was called the "Jet Pride Colors"

In 2013, the team announced that the logo's colors had changed the Jet Pride Colors from Blue, Silver, Red and White to Green, Silver, Black and White. The jerseys now are green and now has a black trim. For the alternative jersey, it is black, but the team looks like they kept the silver trim. The colors changed back to the "Jet Pride Colors" on September 10, 2021.

Brodcasters

 * Play-by-Play: Daniel BeYak (Dennis Beyak)
 * Color: Shade Lind (Shane Hindy)

Trivia

 * They are a parody of the Winnipeg Jets, as the Snowville Skuas were parodied from the Atlanta Thrashers.
 * Toby Thunderstorm is a cyborg. He can't be hurt, but he can malfunction.