Talk:The Absurd Mission

Hate to say this, but after certain events in Traveling all of Antartica (that will be written shortly), XTUX won't be available until the events of Project:Kwiksilver. Sorry.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 17:23, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry. I actually wasn't planning on using him. I was actually just writing him in to enhance the scene. --Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 17:30, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

I hate to spoil things, but XTUX is supposedly...dead or missing from events that will be revealed.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 17:38, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

Well, this is RIGHT after Traveling all of Antarctica. Like, right after it ended. That's why the Gang is taking a vacation.--Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 17:43, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

My actual character's name is Sancho Monte Captio, not Sanchonachos.-- Sanchonachos OBAMA 2012  LIBERALS! LIBERALS!  21:40, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

Oh, thanks. Don't worry, I'm not going to insult your character. He's actually going to do something cool later. --Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 22:22, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

Well, I'm afraid that you'll have to remove him, as the events took place in TAOA. He's not gonna pop up for a while, snickers.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 02:37, 31 January 2011 (UTC)

Woah!
Great story! Keep it up Austin!--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 17:11, 3 February 2011 (UTC)


 * I agree. You're on a roll, and I noticed that you chose the "I AM SWISS NINJA" idea I pitched. The way you did it was hilarious: "GO GET ME A DRINK!". Also, "Coffee Parlor". -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Grandma shouldn't pack heat.     †          †       Can I blame Bush this time?    ――–    ―――――      21:04, 3 February 2011 (UTC)


 * Hey! Someone finally caught the anvils! HA HA, that made me laugh! -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Grandma shouldn't pack heat.     †          †       Can I blame Bush this time?    ――–    ―――――      12:56, 6 February 2011 (UTC)


 * I suggested that one.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 17:59, 6 February 2011 (UTC)

Helicopter
Actually, TS, you cannot fly a helicopter more than 500 miles. So, technically, a helicopter would run out of fuel, as MattessVillage is at least 1,500 km away. Instead, I suggest that you take a plane. Do what Bush did in 2003, and secretly went on a mission to Iraq and relabelled Air Force One as a corporate jet. Refueling a helicopter in mid air is trying to land Air Force One on a helicopter pad.-- Sanchonachos OBAMA 2012  LIBERALS! LIBERALS!  22:42, 9 February 2011 (UTC)

Icmer and his moving
Should we have the "The" in front of page titles? I think it is up to author discretion. -- andrew fin. now stop bugging me :| 22:03, 12 February 2011 (UTC)

wikipedia:Wikipedia:Article titles It's in there. Icmer In Nyc The best way to eat pie is to throw it at someone's face.  My contributions 22:25, 12 February 2011 (UTC)

I WANNA THE --Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 00:32, 13 February 2011 (UTC)

Hey, TS, would you mind polishing over TS's lines a bit, and maybe adding more about Matress Villiage? That would be helpful. BTW, thanks to everyone who's helped me write so far. --Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 14:30, 13 February 2011 (UTC)

Chapter Eight: The Watch
As Austin looked through his inventory, wondering where to go next, he looked over all the stuff he had recieved from the black market. Hmm. Most of this stuff was guns, a few grenades, one or two unique items...but there was one item that puzzled him.

It was a strange looking watch. It had a few buttons, a dial, and two small text screens. Austin was puzzled. Also, there was another green Khanz nearby. As soon as Austin looked at him, he dashed away.

"What's this?"

He put it on. Then, he looked in the nearby window of the igloo, and heard an unearthly scream.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! SEND OUT THE MIB! GET THE TIME SQUAD! GET ALL THE WORKERS IN THE TIME DIVISION! HE CAN'T HAVE THAT! CURSE HIM! I ZAPPED HIM WITH LIGHTNING, AND IF HE FIGURES OUT WHAT THAT DOES, IT COULD BE AN APOCYLPSE!

Austin plugged his ears, trying not to hear the screaming. Then it stopped. Wait. If he figured out what it did? Hmm. It was all technologyish. He couldn't quite figure it out.

Then, a knife flew at his head! With a stroke of luck, he saw it glinting in the light and dodged. It cut through a couple of his feathers and made a small scratch. He looked up. On all sides, he was surrounded by black penguins in suits and moose heads.

The MIB.

Then, all in sync, the MIB raised their knives, and threw. The knives came whirling at him like hundreds of darts. Austin screamed and clicked the watch.

Suddenly, he dissapeared. Looking up, he found himself by the garbage bin where the other green Khanz was. Wait a second. He was over there in that clearing, going through his inventory!

He had...time traveled.

Then, the past Austin looked at him. Quickly, he dashed away down the alley. Then, suddenly, he appeared out of nowhere in front of himself! Austin gasped and fell backward. "I'm talking to myself!"

Then, the future Austin disapeared again. THEN, Present Austin then heard a shriek from his past self. Apparently, the MIB had just attacked. Suddenly, he thought for a second. Now he was future Austin. If he didn't time travel to stun his past self, what would happen?

He waited.

Suddenly, he felt a horrible jolt of memory as time gave a shudder and his memories of that event were being ripped away.

At BoF Time Divison

"Sir!" cried a panicked worker.

"He's created a paradox already! Quickly, send out a time agent dressed as him. That'll stop it!"

Instantly, a worker disapeared, shocked Austin, and got back.

"Okay, we resolved that paradox. WE MUST GET HIM before he causes too many problems." said the head worker.

Awesome.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 18:36, 15 February 2011 (UTC)

Error
Uh, Austin...


 * TurtleShroom came to get his rights as an Unoian townie reinstated, not to be tried for what took his rights away. The convictions were already done two months ago.


 * Emalf/decency rules are not handled by the court system, but by the Mattress Village Board of Censors, the city's government.


 * To replace the court case you wrote, why not have Austin tried instead? As he sits in the MVBC meeting, he begins to make several remarks about how stupid all of this regulation of speech is, and how they should let their citizens say more or less what they want. TurtleShroom glares at Austin and recites the decency law (in the link, it applies to movies, but change it to media and speech). Cue trial.
 * Austin discovers that Watch in your preview while performing community service.

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  He had the gall to write his name on my mother!    †          †       ...-but forget about that. Now we shall make play by doing the typing of the articles, yah!  <span title="AH HEH HEH HEH HEH! IT'S PROFESSOR LIEBSTROM!!">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      22:10, 15 February 2011 (UTC)

OHHHHHHHHH. Okay, thanks. Anyway, that would be funny. The watch is actually a Vortex Manipulator that was being sold at the black market. --Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 22:25, 15 February 2011 (UTC)

EPF Agents
Hey Austin,

I do advise that you should hurry, since I'm already bringing EPF Agents to a close. After the Nuclear battle I plan for Jock and Piper to figure out taht King Charles Olave is King Carlos Goberna and the Dissolution of the Viking Empire to Castilla will occur. If you give me early permission, I'll already write the rescue scene if you want.

(Can you believe it? I wrote 6 chapters of this story in less than a month, and it's the 9th longest page on the wiki! W00t!The Absurd Mission is actually longer, but still.)

--  04:33, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

P.S. Fuut Ga is getting married also.

NO.

I'm not going to rush something I've worked on for weeks just because your lame story is speeding up.

And I'm not going to rush this. OR let you write the rescue scene.

IT'S NOT EVEN A RESCUE SCENE! --Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 12:59, 22 February 2011 (UTC)


 * I love where this is going. Fraz somehow got the bus into the mine.

"FRAZ, HOW DID YOU GET THAT IN HERE?"

"Eh, I just busted a few doors."

 :D 

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  <span title="Yes we do, Iran... yes we do...">Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes. <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">   †          †       <span title="...-and yes, her emo poetry was required reading in Language arts.">I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo.  <span style="color: white !important;">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      20:34, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

I spent an HOUR writing it.

I have too much time on my hands. Anyway, Fraz won't be around for the exchange (he's got things to do and places to go!), so Austin and SN will see them off. Could you write that? --Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 13:39, 26 February 2011 (UTC)

Question
Is Sancho Monte Captio still being included in the story. If so, he can pay the ransom (maybe).-- Sanchonachos OBAMA 2012  LIBERALS! LIBERALS!  18:46, 26 February 2011 (UTC)