Talk:Agent Johnson

Was I asleep when I wrote this? It has so many gramamr mistakes lol!-- Agent Johnson |  Political correctness can go right...  22:52, 16 January 2011 (UTC)

Invitation
Due the the recent discovery of a map that is purported to lead to the Three Fruits of Happiness, I therefore invite you to partake in the newly commisioned expedition that is going to travel to what the map dictates. You are one of the very few penguins asked to join because of your special talents and skills. Reply now; you will not receive another reminder of this privilige.

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