User:Wikipenguino45/Sandbox/Wikipenguino and Falco, Agents of the EPF

Very shortly after Wikipenguino X makes his appearance known to the public, Wikipenguino discovers the secret hideout of the Elite Penguin Force in Club Penguin. After Falco joins, they must both learn the ways of the EPF to become an agent and put an end to Wikipenguino X's sinister plans.

Prologue
On one perfectly normal day on the island of Club Penguin, Wikipenguino45 was waddling through the overcrowded town to his igloo after trying his best at beating Thin Ice, a game he'd never been good at. Falco had gone to the dojo to try and perfect his skills in Card-Jitsu Water, something he never exceeded in either and Wikipenguino chose to pass as he wasn't any better.

He had just got back to his igloo to find that a letter had arrived.

Wikipenguino: Hmm...there's a postcard in here...wonder what it could be?

He pulled out a blank white and dark blue postcard with some sort of emblem in the background. He turned it over but nothing was on the backside of it, either.

Wikipenguino: What is this...prank mail? Fantabulous. What a waste of coins it must've been to send this. I wonder if this is from Cheddar by any chance?

But the card wasn't signed anywhere.

Wikipenguino sighed and turned to the trash can. Just as he opened the can lid and held the card by the center with his other flipper, he noticed words on it.

Wikipenguino: Huh?

He held the postcard by the edges and the words vanished.

What the phreak...?

He waved his flippers closely over the middle of the card like he did before and the words came back.

Wikipenguino: Okaaaaaay...strange...

He held his flipper over the top of the postcard and began to read the words from there.

Wikipenguino: "This is a top secret invitation...You have what it takes to be a great secret agent...Go to the Everyday Phoning Facility to take the test. Th rest is up to you..." Ooooooh, super secret invitation!

He looked around cautiously to see if anyone was looking. Luckily, nobody was close by or within earshot.

Wikipenguino: So go to the Phoning Facility it says...Huh. Always wondered what was in there.

He waddled off out of the igloo area and towards Ski Village until the Everday Phoning Facility was standing before his very eyes.

Wikipenguino: Then again, couldn't they have used a cooler place to hide their secret base? Oh well...

He pushed open the door. As soon as he did that, he caught a glimpse of the pillar on the top right corner of the room move slightly.

Wikipenguino: Hey...

He took a good look around the place. The place was completely empty except for a single phone both on a wall of the room and a giant ceiling fan.

Wikipenguino: Kinda dull, to be honest. Now let's see what this pillar is playing at.

He waddled up to the pillar and pressed his flipper against it. Nothing happened.

Wikipenguino: Won't move, eh? Maybe it's time for some physical action!

He tried punching it.

Wikipenguino: OUCH! Okay, definitely not that...I guess that's what you get for punching concrete with your bare flippers.

After the pain in his flippers had died down, he started trying other methods to make the pillar move. He was attempting to push it when suddenly the phone rang.

Wikipenguino: *wheeze* Come on! *pant* I swear I saw this move...*wheeze* Huh?

He heard the continuous ringing of the phone in the booth.

Wikipenguino: Umm...is somebody going to pick that up?

But nobody came. The room was just as empty as when he came in. The phone continued to ring.

Wikipenguino: Anyone?

His voice echoed around the room but nothing answered.

Wikipenguino: This just keeps getting weirder by the second...I guess I'd better answer it, then...

He waddled over and picked up the phone.

Wikipenguino: H-hello-?

But nothing happened. Instead, a slot on the wall opened an a target appeared in it's place.

Wikipenguino: Oh hey, a target. Guess I'd better hit it.

He pulled out a snowball and tossed it at the target.

Wikipenguino: WHOA!

He suddenly dropped the phone and recoiled as the booth rose into the air until it was halfway up the ceiling before twisting sideways into a horizontal position and flipping over to reveal the back of the booth. But instead of a metal wall, there was a screen. Speakers appeared on either side of the now TV-like booth.

Wikipenguino: This is one heck of a way to get inducted...

Then, words appeared on the screen.

Screen: You hit the target! Good work!

Wikipenguino: Okay...I'm assuming that was part of it.

Screen: We are looking for smart and clever agents that we could use in our agency. Let's see how fast you are.

One of the other pillars slid upwards. A green square was underneath.

Screen: Walk to the green square.

Wikipenguino did as he was told and waddled to the square.

Screen: Run to the red square as fast as you can. Ready? Set...Go!

He ran as fast as possible and got there before the time limit ran out.

Screen: Wow! That was fast! Now lets see how well you can hide. Turning off both cameras. You have 20 seconds to hide, starting now.

Wikipenguino: Uhh...okay...where to go...

He ran behind one of the pillars to hide from camera 1. Unfortunately he was found.

Wikipenguino: Dang it! But how-?

He looked to see camera 2 looking straight at him.

Wikipenguino: *Sigh*

The screen then told him to walk to the blue square. He did so, only to get trapped behind the lasers.

Wikipenguino: Wait, WHAT?!?

Screen: Oh no! You're trapped.

Wikipenguino: How do I-!?

Completely unaware of the power source, he waited until time was up.

Screen: Good Job! Now let's add up your scores!

Wikipenguino: Okay...Now what?

Screen: Enter into the elevator on your right.

The pillar he had been trying to move suddenly slid upwards revealing an elevator entrance.

Wikipenguino: Oh boy! I knew there was something fishy going on...Anyway, can't wait to see what's inside!

He waddled in excitedly. The lift closed and started to move.

Chapter 1: The Elite Penguin Force
When the lift slid open, Wikipenguino emerged into a large room filled with technology of all kinds. A meeting table was visible with several agents there discussing what Wikipenguino assumed to be top secret matters.

Wikipenguino: Whoooooaaaa...

?????: Welcome to the command room, agent.

Wikipenguino noticed a penguin with black feathers, a suit, tie and fedora.

Agent Tux: My name is Tux. Agent Tux. I thought I'd officially welcome you to the EPF.

Wikipenguino: Wow...thanks...

Agent Tux: And your name is...?

Wikipenguino: Wikipenguino. With a 45 at the end.

Agent Tux: Pleasure to have you on the team, Wikipenguino.

Wikipenguino: So what exactly is the EPF?

Agent Tux: We are the Elite Penguin Force, here protect Antarctica from threats such as Herbert, Nightmare and - I'm sure you've heard of him - Darktan.

The last name made Wikipenguino feel slightly uncomfortable.

Agent Tux: As you may have heard, your X-Antibody is on the loose again, and is now recruiting others for a group we believe is called "S.H.A.R.K."

Wikipenguino: He is? And wait, you know about him?

Agent Tux: We know of a lot of things, and yes, we have our sources. But before I can tell you all that, an agent of ours would like to meet you.

Wikipenguino: Who?

Agent Tux: You'll see. This way.

Wikipenguino followed Tux to a large, green glass tube.

Wikipenguino: Whoa. "Tube Transport"? What's that?

Agent Tux: Our way of getting to the other part of the base and also where we must head to next.

Wikipenguino: How does it work?

Agent Tux: Step inside, you'll see.

Wikipenguino: Oh...okay.

He waddled in suspiciously while Tux remained standing where he was. A wall of glass closed down in front of the entrance, separating them. A ominous low humming sound which was increasing in pitch started giving Wikipenguino the impression that something was charging up. The atmosphere inside the tube seemed to be getting brighter, too. He started to feel slightly worried.

Wikipenguino: Are you sure this is safe?

Agent Tux: Positive.

Before Wikipenguino could say anything else, he was suddenly sucked upwards at seemingly that of supersonic speed and thrown around in every direction.

Wikipenguino: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

He was suddenly shoved downwards onto solid ground. He was surprised to see he was still standing but nevertheless staggered out with dizziness. Tux seemingly appeared out of thin air lightly in the tube entrance behind him, still standing and perfectly normal.

Agent Tux: It can take some getting used to.

Wikipenguino: You don't *gag* say...

After he regained balance, he noticed he was in a room made mostly out of metal with a large computer-like station at the end of the room. He also saw a small group of agents ahead.

Agent Tux: Welcome to the VR Room. This is the room where we can simulate certain places such as those that don't exist anymore, like the headquarters of the PSA, the agency that preceded us.

Wikipenguino: Cool.

Most of the agents from the group then waddled away leaving three penguins there. When Tux and Wikipenguino waddled closer enough to them, Tux introduced Wikipenguino to them.

Agent Tux: Wikipenguino, this is Chase and Samantha. Chase, Samantha, this is our newest recruit, Wikipenguino.

They both greeted him. For some reason, he couldn't seem to take his eyes of the latter.

Agent Tux: And right over here, I believe, is the agent who was looking for you.

????: Hello there, Wikipenguino!

Wikipenguino turned around to see a familiar yellow feathered, brown-haired penguin in a lab coat with a red lightning bolt on the coat's pocket.

Wikipenguino: Wait- Uncle? You work here!?

Dr. Infinity: Yes, yes indeed I do. You followed the postcard's instructions?

Wikipenguino: I certainly did. Who sent it, by the way?

Dr. Infinity: Funny thing is, I did!

Wikipenguino: Wha-really?

Dr. Infinity: That's right! Terry has been informing me of your latest actions most notably your recent trip to the Darktonian Realm and how useful you could be if you were helping us.

Wikipenguino: Terry knows about this place too!? For how long? And how many more of you are in it? Is Falco part of this?

Dr. Infinity: You may be seeing quite a lot of familiar faces around this place, but no, Falco is not in it. He could be, though. Anyway, as I was saying, I sent you the postcard because I thought not only would you be helpful, but you might enjoy your time working here and maybe find a few adventures along the way, of course.

Wikipenguino: Awesomesauce. So I'll be able to go on missions?

Agent Tux: Once you become a proper agent. The first step is to of course, train.

Tux gestured to the screen Dr. Infinity was standing beside. The words "PSA Missions" was on it.

Tux: You may want to start with that first.

Wikipenguino was running hurriedly to Falco's igloo during midday the next day. He knocked on the door a little harder and faster than he intended to.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

Some footsteps were heard, then the door suddenly swung open.

Falco: Hey there, Wikipenguino! What do you wanna do today? Card Jitsu? But not Card-Jitsu Water, that was the worst-

Wikipenguino: DUDE! You won't believe what I just found!

Falco: What is it? The Abominable Snowpuffle? Sensei's been talking an awful lot about it lately.

Wikipenguino: TherewasthissecretplaceundertheEverdayPhoningFacilitywhereyouhavetoansweraphonecallthentheboothturnsintoascreenandyouhaveto-

Falco: Whoa, whoa whoa! Slow down! What now?

Wikipenguino: Y-wha-Oh, just follow me. You'll see for yourself.

A few minutes later, they reached the entrance of the facility.

Falco: You want me to become an agent for a telephone company?

Wikipenguino: Just go inside and answer the phone when it rings. When the elevator opens up after you've hopefully passed your test, come and see me before you go in.

Falco: Uh...okay?

Wikipenguino: Enter. It'll all make sense in a matter of time.

Falco seemed sceptical but nevertheless shrugged and waddled inside.

After a couple of minutes, the door swung open.

Falco: That. Was. AWESOME!

Wikipenguino: You passed?

Falco: Yup.

Wikipenguino entered to see a flaming control box.

Wikipenguino: Oh. You actually managed to escape....Anyways, come through this elevator.

Falco followed him inside the elevator which began to move. A moment later, the door opened and they were in the EPF base.

Falco: Wow. This is cool!

Agent Tux: Welcome back, Wikipenguino. And welcome, Falco. Wikipenguino informed us you would be coming. I am Agent Tux. Pleasure to meet you.

Falco: Thanks! You too.

Agent Tux: Now, we should begin your training. Follow me over here.

Agent Tux led them to a large rectangle monitor with a red screen bearing the words "System Defender".

Agent Tux: Agents should get to know how to use this, especially if an attack occurs. Which one of you would like to go first?

Wikipenguino: Me. I'll go!

Wikipenguino waddled up to the screen.

Agent Tux: It should be quite simple. Place down towers to prevent the bots from getting to the mainframe. You have a certain amount of points which you can use to get more towers once you have enough. Or, you can choose to buy an upgrade which you can select a tower to give it to.

Wikipenguino: Okay...

Wikipenguino placed down many red towers as not to use to much money and to get more towers until the screen was filled with red towers. He seemed to be doing quite well, until yellow bots and purple bots started flooding in and his defences started to crumble as they all got in.

Wikipenguino: No! They got in!

Agent Tux: Well, not that bad for your first time. Next time, I recommend saving up for better towers which are better suited for the other bot types.

Wikipenguino: Oh...

Falco then stepped forwards and had a go at the simulation. He got much further than Wikipenguino until a caterpillar of bots managed to slip through and destroy the mainframe.

Falco: Aw, come on!

Agent Tux: Not bad, not bad at all. Good job to both of you, you've done quite well.

Wikipenguino: Thanks!

Agent Tux: Now follow me, we have other tests to do.

TBC