User talk:AeroNachos

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Montrealm
Dear Sanchonachos,

Since my characters in Travelling All of Antarctica are already in Montrealm, can you please make the scenes when Sancho gives them the tour of the town. I am assuming that you've been there since you live in Toronto and since you are Canadian, and since you know more about this than I do. I'll continue writing about them leaving for Torona, which you can help with me too.

Thanks

-- User:Swiss Ninja   Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually.  03:07, 29 November 2010 (UTC)

RE: Finipines
I thought you were above the classic liberal technique of refusing to lose a fair, democratic move. Like Sharron Angle of Alaska, you're running behind and making your own campaign to unseatr the legitimate victor.

Your Finipines knockoff has a high chance of being deleted, just to warn you.

Why not be the better man and accept defeat? If I lost, I would have!

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Drink cactus juice; it'll quench ya!      †          †       People pirate Phineas and Ferb episodes like a spanish galleon.    ――–    ―――――      23:45, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

Jetzlounge
The lounge for CP Airways and SkyJet have the same name. I'm not sure if this was intended but I know no airline that shares the same lounge name (copyright reasons of course) or even shares the same lounge. In my opinion, rename CP Airway's lounge to: CP Airways Club. It'll be like the RL version.-- Agent Johnson |  Political correctness can go right...  14:22, 16 January 2011 (UTC)

Ok. If that is so, can you list on the article so other people are aware that CP Airways share the same lounge with SkyJet.-- Agent Johnson |  Political correctness can go right...  14:31, 16 January 2011 (UTC)

SkyUnion, SpiritAir and National Airways
Sorry to give you another message in five minutes and to annoy you again but in my opinion, I think SkyUnion, SpiritAir and National Airways have enough mention to have their own articles. They are the operating carrier in many codeshare agreements and because of this, they need an article (I can write them if you wish, I can't be bothered to write the HF state airline, will delete it).-- Agent Johnson |  Political correctness can go right...  14:36, 16 January 2011 (UTC)

RE: Eastshield as a swing state
Yes, that makes perfect sense, and so it shall be. Eastshield should be a swing state, no doubt.

The red hicks fight the blue city slickers for control of the state's public policy. Considering the apathy of the cities, though, I think the hicks make the state a very close red, with a potential of turning the state into a political battleground, but only if all the apathetic lefitsts would vote. -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :|  :(  "Nullification... means insurrection and war; and the other states have a right to put it down."     †          †       When push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.    ――–    ―――――      23:18, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

RE: Pentagon
SANCHO THAT'S BRILLIANT.

However, we, under no circumstances, can allow for airplanes to crash into tha tbuilding. Remember that all references to 9/11 are explicitly forbidden on the grounds of patriotism and out of respect for the lives lost.

Even if no one died, we can't permit that.

HOWEVER, there is nothing that should stop us from parodying the Pentagon. We should base the PIA, CNIC, AIA, AIB, PPT, and every secret agency except the EPF in the building, because the EPF is canonically locked to Club Penguin, the Command Room.

Instead of a hexagon, why not a SEPTAGON instead? That's a shape with SEVEN sides! See?

Everyone knows what a hexagon and an octogon is, but no one knows what a SEPTAGON is! (A nonagon is a NINE sided shape. A decagon has ten. :P)

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  "Nullification... means insurrection and war; and the other states have a right to put it down."    †          †       When push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.    ――–    ―――――      20:16, 2 February 2011 (UTC)


 * Good idea... -but there isn't an island or a river in or near South Pole City. Explorer knows that place's geography and I don't, but I DO know that Howler Canyon is to the south. Ask Explorer for a good place to put it.


 * Also, let's shake things up. People THINK that there is a conspiracy to seven sides, but in reality, the only reason it has seven sides is that there are seven for each item oused: AIA, AIB, PPT, CNIC, and three others yet to come. The joke is that there is no conspiracy in a world that there normally is.


 * -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Grandma shouldn't pack heat. <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †          †       <span title="Even in the remote chance that it WAS Clinton's fault, did you notice that ol' Dubya NEVER, EVER blamed Clinton? EVER?!">Can I blame Bush this time?  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="AH HEH HEH HEH HEH! IT'S PROFESSOR LIEBSTROM!!">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      21:09, 2 February 2011 (UTC)

Infobox building
I think Infobox building could be better. Want me to modify it? --  ¤   (  User page! ) (  I can bring your vision alive...! ) 22:05, 5 February 2011 (UTC)

Polaris
Dear partisan,

Can Frankterre peacefully annex Polaris into their country? They will still be able to leave the territory without customs and will be able to keep their USA citizenship. Only the city of Polaris and it's vicinity shall be taken. It's small enough that a Map change is not needed. A proposed logo has been made. (I've seen this on several french cities)



Frankterre will treat the Polarisians fairly and will become a major trading post with the USA.

What do you say?

--  04:31, 12 February 2011 (UTC)

But Can Frankterre have a portion of Polaris Harbor? They need this annexation in the first place for cheaper shipping to the nation.

--  03:09, 13 February 2011 (UTC)

RE: IRC
I'M ON DA PHONE WIF EXPLORUH -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Life's a bowl of cherries, and nobody's merrier than me! <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">   †          †       <span title="He is officially a hero of mine! Bust those unions!">GOVERNOR SCOTT WALKER IS TEH ÜBERZ  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="Here Wikia leaders, have a cookie. They are not poison.">  ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――      18:40, 5 March 2011 (UTC) <BR /> <BR />

Image complete
Remember i said I'd make you an image for SkyJet Airways? Well, here it is:



What do you think of it? Please reply!

--  00:08, 14 March 2011 (UTC)

Castilla's Warplane
Hey, Airplane specialist. This time, i created a brand new plane out of scratch, the Mega Cub Type 1. It's now the main carrier plane for Castilla's Air Force.



waddya think?

--  03:59, 3 April 2011 (UTC)

Polarian history proposal: STEP ASIDE FOR THE KINGFISH OF LOUIS- I MEAN POLARIS
Sancho, I had a brilliant idea about Polaris that I thought I would share with you.

To sum it up, here's a passage I cut from Nancy Nectar at the last second: "We have ties dating back to the 1900s in Polaris, our people having built the previous City Hall, laid roads and highways, and tons of infrastructure by near-dictorial edict. It was corrupt to consolidate all that power, but hey, the ends justify the means, you know? This is Polaris, after all."

- "N"


 * Let me run it down as a list.


 * At the turn of the century and leading up to the 1940s Liberal turnover, the Necisties were the string-pullers behind the conservative-owned Polarian government. Like RL Louisiana, before the Necisties, the place was a po-dunk, dirt-road village with a lot of prospects but no funds.
 * In 1913, following Khanzem, the Naughtzee appointed various puppets to govern their conquered territory, dissolving every High Penguin institution and setting up new governments to do whatever Whoot wanted them to do.
 * The puppet ruler of Polaris and its surrounding areas was Kingfish1932 Necisty, called "Kingfish" for short, who was, of course, a Naughtzee. However, Kingfish wasn't too evil, despite being a Naughtzee. He saw the plight of Polaris' people and their lack of infrastructure, and used his absolute Naughtzee power to drag the city kicking and screaming into what was then modern times.
 * To the sounds of rejoicing crowds, Kingfish used High Penguin slave labor to pave roads, lay highways, upgrade sidewalks, plant stuff, build buildings, and everything under the sun.
 * Kingfish's Naughtzee regime built the original Polarian City Hall, called "Naughtzee Assembly Tower". (Connery Square was pre-1913.) To this day, NAT is the nineteenth-tallest Polarian building, though there are ten skyscrapers set to pass it in 2011 alone, twenty due by 2020. It's also still the tallest wooden building in Polaris and is forbidden from being torn down by the liberals by national law. (Disobeying the decree will result in the revocation of the Polarian City Charter. This deal was accomplished by- you guessed it -the Necisties in 1921, in a deal with Julius Scissors and is binding to all successor states of the realm that agreed to it, including the USA.)
 * The current City Hall was commissioned by the new liberals in 1945 with overwhelming support by the entire newly leftist government. They did it to move on from their "horrid past" and said it was an attempt to erase the Naughtzee from Polaris. The NAT is now a government building for the BORNE, HOLINESS, and Polaris' Municipal Judge(s), as well as the 23rd Federal Circuit, and the 11th Eastshield State Circuit. (All of their courts in one building!)
 * Kingfish, being a Naughtzee, ruled the area with an iron fist, but most of the people adored him. He was seen as a visionary and revolutionary, and was allowed to continue reigning until 194
 * Polaris' oldest airport was a Kingfish production. Until 1945, when Polaris did its anti-Naughtzee purge, the airport was called "Necisty Landing".
 * To this day, Polaris has several "Kingfish Lanes", "Kingfish Parks", and yes, a "Kingfish City Hospital". Nancy Nectar usually sneaks amendments and riders into bills keeping the Kingfish stuff from being renamed. ;)
 * A large, bronze statue of Kingfish Necisty also exists in Polaris, but it was hidden from view, intentionally, when the Polaris City Council built a tower for SkyJet Airways. To cover the rest of it, a housing block shaped like a <tt> [ </tt>, mysteriously lacking windows to face the statue, obscure it. (The statue was not torn down because Nancy and the Necisties meddled with bureaucracy and corruption to keep it in existance.)
 * Polaris constantly discovers new Kingfish/Necisty items and tries to remove them. Normally, they fail at removing them, so they just hide them. (If Nancy voted against these "cloaking" attempts, people that actually care would get suspicious.)
 * Kingfish was banished from Polaris in 1945, when a populist uprising stormed the NAT and caused your Liberal Revolution. Kingfish was bound, gagged, and thrown out of town by force. An election was held and your first Liberal Mayor won. (The name of the leader was changed from Supreme Governor to Mayor, because of their anti-Naughtzee reforms.)
 * Kingfish never returned, and died in 1985.
 * In modern times, opinions of Governor Kingfish vary. Generally, the poorer the Polarian, the more he or she is likely to be a Kingfish fan, regardless of if they are a liberal or conservative.
 * Even the liberals acknowledge that Polaris couldn't be as advanced or well-connected without Kingfish's slave-built highways, ports, harbors, airports, and stuff. (They also secretly admit that the NAT is a wonderful piece of architecture.)
 * ...-and more...

So, basically, I want to take 1913-1944 in Polaris and parody Huey Long and his dictorial reign over Louisiana. Most of what made Polaris what it became was built by Kingfish and covered up (and then improved upon) by the Liberals. Approving the Kingfish Era will add more data to the PCC article, the Polaris article, and give me another Necisty member to have fun with.

It'll provide a facinating backdrop for Polaris and would not alter the post-1945 liberalism you added in. In fact, it would amplify it because Kingfish was thrown out by a Liberal revolt.

So, what say you, Sancho?  ^_^ 

-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del " /><span title="SPANK THE BANKER (unless he's in a credit union)">LIKE A BOSS<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        I JUST SHOT A DICK CHENEY WITH A GIANT LASER  <tt> CLICK FOR SPAM </tt> <span style="color: white !important;"> ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     21:36, 9 May 2011 (UTC)

RE



 * I see. I'll take that into mind. However, you seem to have made a mistake. Well, allow me to explain the wooden Kingfish Complex. You see, Connery Square was the government of podunk Polaris before Kingfish. The Square, as you said, was a Woolworth Building-esque building of stone. Back then (1915), it was one of the tallest buildings in the village and its pride and joy.


 * Kingfish's desire to stimulate and "fix" Polaris led to the construction of the Kingfish Complex, which was a wooden tower made of levelled forests and steel supports. Now, I don't know how big your Polarian skyscrapers are, but the capitol is a behemoth, towering thirty four stories tall! (I bet that's tiny by Polaris now, but oh well.)


 * Now, the Kingfish Complex was the capitol for may years but was supplanted by your building. Between 1917 and 1945 (or more), this was where the Polarian action was at. So, between your revolt (1945) and the Harborfront (2005), I'll leave to you.


 * As for the Kingfish and Necisty-named stuff, I guess that the people in charge of naming either don't know about it (really big city), don't care (bread and circuses), don't want to anger the poor (Kingfish is loved by the poorest), or don't want to ruffle the conservatives' feathers (they respect Kingfish).


 * Between 1913 and 1945, the democratic process of Polaris was mostly destroyed because of Kingfish's consolidation of power. You see, everyone got into office by virtue of Kingfish's monetary support, because he controlled the campaigning systems, and everyone stayed in that office because the Polaris Council was a rubberstamp legislature that gave Kingfish everything he wanted, including the ability to hire and fire everyone that isn't elected at whim.


 * One note, though. Until 1945, when Kingfish was couped, he ran unopposed and had high approval ratings among the common penguin. The rich hated him and the HPs (still) spit on his grave. The Liberal Revolt was led by rich elitists, and the poor were easily convinced and given their bread and circuses, so long as they happily voted Polarian Democrat.


 * At the peak of his power, in the Snowman Anarchies of the 1930s, Kingfish had the legislature rubberstamp him the authority to rewrite the Polaris City Charter. When the Liberal Revolution occured, Kingfish's City Charter was replaced by a new constitutional convention. It is because of Kingfish that Polaris has such a strong separation of powers.


 * Kingfish's political party was called the Populist Consolidation Party, which is the predecessor of the now weak Conservative Action Party. (The CAP actually uses the name PCP within its own walls, and Nancy calls herself, in private, a PCP member.)


 * -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†     :)  :)    <keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del " /><span title="SPANK THE BANKER (unless he's in a credit union)">LIKE A BOSS<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        I JUST SHOT A DICK CHENEY WITH A GIANT LASER  <tt> CLICK FOR SPAM </tt>

<span style="color: white !important;"> ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     01:45, 10 May 2011 (UTC)


 * Aww. Are you sure that the Kingfish Complex has to be burnt down and the steel harvested for scrap? (It's a mostly wooden building.) I mean, it has plenty of functions and stands as a gargantuan eyesore to Polaris' conservative heyday. I really think you should consider letting the courts, conservative items, remnants, bureaucrats, the BORNE, the HOLINESS, and lesser governing institutions stand in the Kingfish Complex.


 * I actually based the Complex off of the Louisiana State Capitol, but I added the extra two towers, the sloped roofs, and the pillars as part of Nazi architecture. Hitler liked really tall buildings with large windows and pillars, with Roman-style exteriors. (The pillars are marble, but again, most of the building is wood.) As for the poles sticking out of the top of the rooves, I based that off of the running gag of subtle church references (like steeples or crosses) that adorn TurtleShroom-esque items. The "P" always stands for "Polaris" and the "N" for "Necisty". (Ever noticed the "N" on the South Pole Capitol? Coincidence?)


 * The building is intended to look different and stand out (that's why it's more wood than glass/steel/stone), and Kingfish's general disdain for the environment felled most of the forests near Polaris. (Pollution is the cost of civilization to him.)


 * I think that the shadier parts of Polaris, including businesses, banks, and what-not should have a place in the Kingfish tower, along with all the courts (even though they are packed with liberals in this city). A running gag could have the judges comment that. :)


 * Seriously, though, I put a lot of thought into that building and hope that you can allow it to stay as a permanent piece of the past that Polaris is having trouble ridding itself of. (Well, that and all the stuff named after Kingfish.)


 * -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†     :)  :)    <keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del " /><span title="SPANK THE BANKER (unless he's in a credit union)">LIKE A BOSS<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        I JUST SHOT A DICK CHENEY WITH A GIANT LASER  <tt> CLICK FOR SPAM </tt>

<span style="color: white !important;"> ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     20:54, 10 May 2011 (UTC)


 * Well, if the government owns the Kingfish Complex, I guess that makes plenty of sense. However, what if, seeing the fall of such a historical landmark, a private trust bought the building (thus saving it), and then leasing it back to the Polarian government, since the old courthouses were bulldozed for skyscrapers?


 * Even better, what if TurtleShroom (or one of his family members) has inherited the Kingfish Building because the last Necisty of the Trust died, and thus, ownership of the building passes to "a recent Necisty"? I think that MobileShroom or Hermeshroom could inherit the tower, or they could transfer the property to Holyberden (since RL companies can own properties in the company name, e.g. Wal-Mart owning a house) to be managed and paid by the company's profits.


 * Also, since Kingfish is still beloved by many small-time/poor/lowly Polarians, shouldn't that mean they'd rally to defend the Kingfish Complex? Like most old and big cities, aren't there little clubs of people that try and save "treasured buildings" from the hands of development?


 * I have trouble grasping the fact that Polaris is all like "Hey! Let's demolish this thirty four story, famous wooden skyscraper where this city was governed from for fifty/sixty/seventy/eighty years (1917-1980 or more) and put ANOTHER stupid glass tower on top! yeah, and we'll shred all the historical records inside and no one will care! After all, it's just an icon and symbol of our past and a significant building that shaped city life as we know it for most of the twentieth century!". Most every city has respect for its oldest buildings. Why doesn't Polaris?


 * -- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†     :)  :)    <keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del " /><span title="SPANK THE BANKER (unless he's in a credit union)">LIKE A BOSS<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        I JUST SHOT A DICK CHENEY WITH A GIANT LASER  <tt> CLICK FOR SPAM </tt>

<span style="color: white !important;"> ――–   <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     01:11, 11 May 2011 (UTC)

Gift for you!
Sancho, I thought you'd enjoy this. It's the "X, X Everywhere" meme, done in a style that will resonate with you...



Unfortunately, the character that was supposed to represent you looks Hispanic... not Asian.

Enjoy!

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Rubber Factory Base Polaris
OK. Sounds good. Go for it.

--  01:54, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

RE: Polaris Independence
Approved. TS hasn't responded so I've done it for you.-- Agent Johnson |  I'm Brit-ish and cause of that, I'm Liberal.  15:39, 16 June 2011 (UTC)

RE: Polaris Independence
Approved. TS hasn't responded so I've done it for you.-- Agent Johnson |  I'm Brit-ish and cause of that, I'm Liberal.  15:40, 16 June 2011 (UTC)

Airports for NNE
Hello. I just got your message 6 months ago. I agree that there aren't enough airline passengers in the country, and I think we can work on it.

Mectrixctic DADT is HISTORY! HOORAY! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannuka, Crazy Kwanza, Wild Yuletide and Super Solstice! 22:21, 5 July 2011 (UTC)

Permission
Since that you have owned the article, Snowville. (which I used to own) Can I have your permission to upload a map of it?

Polaris
I'm interested in this city, but the corruption page is really long, so do you think you could give me a tl;dr version?

THX

Mectrixctic 15:22, 12 July 2011 (UTC)

IRC
If you're there, can you come on the IRC for a discussion?

Thanks. Sorry about my inactivity. Yes, I was on the iPad.

--  23:40, 22 July 2011 (UTC)

Here's my proposed territorial boundary stuff, but just pretend it included the Happyface stuff with Enderby City and the right location of Polaris...



Better ideeaaa!!!!
I came up with an idea! Polaris can be moved to an island! Like Snowzerland! Except, this island will be about 38 miles away from the Eastshield Coast near a major port city...which would be about the distance from Catalina to the California Coast. It's the only way for independance. Oh, also, Polaris island will have other islands on it as well

--  01:13, 24 July 2011 (UTC)

I Am the Next Paul Shanklin
I just wanted to share this with you, my friend and ideological rival...

<BR /> <I>TURTLESHROOM PRODUCTIONS PROUDLY PRESENTS:</I><BR /> <tt> PARODY OF “LEGEND OF DAVY JONES (FORTY FATHOMS DEEP)”, by David Jeremiah <BR /><I>MELODY</I><BR />

He’s sat on high for twenty years Far-left’s for what he stands, He scorns all GOPpers’ fiscal schemes, -but n’er set forth a plan.

-and if you chance to hear him, It’d make you lean to right, ‘Cause he’s out of touch with voters, Extreme and loves to fight.

Oh forty fathoms deep he’s trapped, For tabled he Cut Balance Cap. The voters will remember that, Six years up the creek.

Four trillions’ debt he’s seen Yet says a balance Is obscene The leftist rule of Harry Reid’s Dug forty fathoms deep.

So in the year of Twenty Ten Tea Party goons did try To topple him with Sharron A. A lass that most despised.

Polarized was Sharron A. That Reid did have a shot Said Reid, was a Hispanics’ friend! Six more years that begot!

Woe, another term of Reid we see

At the expense, Economy. For half a dozen years he’ll be Sitting in that seat!

Forty fathoms deep he’ll send Our debt ‘cause he Just wants to spend. Expel Harry Reid and please send him Forty fathoms deep.

I’ll hold my nose I’ll vote for them, Tea Party goons are nigh! ‘Cause this nation’s back is to the wall What else is there to try?

I’ll raise my voice Vote with my feet -and purge Left Senate’s crap, Then amend the Constitution, With Balance Cut and Cap.

Oh forty fathoms deep he’s trapped, For tabled he Cut Balance Cap. The voters will remember that, Six years up the creek.

Four trillions’ debt he’s seen Yet says a balance Is obscene The leftist rule of Harry Reid’s Dug forty fathoms deep!

CUT CAP BALANCE WILL PREVAIL.

-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)    <span title="ARE YOU SCARED, LITTLE MAN?">BALANCED BUDGET AMENDMENT PASSES THE HOUSE<span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †       <span title="I am in you deficit, cutting your spending!">-BUT WILL 'ZEE SENATE FOLLOW? <span title="I am in you base, killing your dudes!>[1 ] <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―  <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     00:17, 27 July 2011 (UTC)

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RE: Sparilo Building
I think your ideas are brilliant. I approve of the general concept and details, but I still reserve the right to change things for OOC purposes. I think Sparilo will be rapidly on its way to UHQA, and I swear, your work is like mine: you always succeed in outdoing yourself. Well done; well done indeed!

-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)     TOO LATE KRABS; WE'VE ALREADY C|undefinedLOGGED ALL THE TOILETS  <span title="Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]?">    †           †        AZULA STILL ISN'T GONE <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I am in you base, killing your dudes!"> ___   <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I am in you base, killing your dudes!">_  <span title="I am in you base, killing your dudes!> [1 ]<span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I am in you base, killing your dudes!">_ <tt> </tt><span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison. -and I went, to pick her up, in the rain! -but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got ran over by a big old train!!"> ―  <span style="color: white !important;"> ―――――     20:54, 28 August 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: I apologize for the late reply.

Calada
Dear Sancho,

Due to the fact of Transitioning the UK parody from Puffle'and to Grand Permatan, I asketh of you to give me permission to adopt Calada, and perhaps rewrite it's history if you wish. I'll try to keep the city names the same, but I'll add some details and stuff. I will give you the article back to you when I'm done. Sounds fair?

--  03:23, 3 September 2011 (UTC)

Belated Christmas Card Even Though It Isn't Christmas Yet


Did you really think i forgot YOU? I started giving out those cards late at night. I only did everyone i saw on the Recent Changes, but I'm going to do everyone else today!

--  20:05, 24 December 2011 (UTC)

Federal Republic of Polaris
My opinion is that it should be independent from after Colonial Antarctica. Since you practically 'own' the land Polaris is on, I think you can do this. Just a non bloody Polarian Revolution against the USA, if you want good relations with them; rather, a Polarian Revolution against Colonial Antarctica.--John''' (talk 15:44, 19 June 2012 (UTC)

Happy Canadian Decolonization Day
Happy Canadian Day, Sancho! I hope you enjoy your country's special day. Be proud of your nation and celebrate in style! I would be insulted if you DIDN'T think your country is better than mine! –TS † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†    :)  :)     <span title="It's the wiki pastime, courtesy of Tigernose and his toadies.">It's July again, everyone. Get your knives and aim for my back. <span title="What do I get as thanks for all I've done? Oh yeah! COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT COUP D'ETAT">You deserve no 'rights'. I worked here for years and never had 'rights'. I had privelages. Privelages that I EARNED through HARD WIKI WORK. <SUP>[2 ]

15:14, 1 July 2012 (UTC)

Polarcom
I added a cable section to the Polarcom article, and considering adding a section on cloud computation services. How do you feel? Tux (*** SERVICE NOTIFICATION *** clubpenguinwiki.info IS UP) 18:11, 17 July 2012 (UTC)

Final Solution Airlines
The airlines will be preserved if you change the template to construction or MQA. --Happyface (talk 05:10, 9 August 2012 (UTC)

I Support You
I'm a straight dude, but all human beings are equal. --Happyface (talk 04:01, 19 August 2012 (UTC)

Can't Connect To IRC...
I can't get on for some reason. It says, "403 Forbidden request forbidden by administrative rules". =\ This happens randomly at times, sorry for the inconvenience. I'll try later on tonight on my laptop but it'll be pretty late at night when I do. If anything, you can always tell me whatever you wanted to say on the IRC on my talk page. ^^ --Iceflower485 (talk) 21:08, 20 August 2012 (UTC)

RE:RE: LGBT
I have no problem with you choosing to be gay - but there it is again - a discussion on homosexuality. Before I get into any discussion, CP fixed this problem by ensuring they do not mention it. For all we care, Rockhopper and the rest could be gay, straight etc. Subtle mentions of homosexuality aren't needed. Heterosexual romantic relations are fine (though keep down the heat on this Wiki) but that's because it's widely accepted by society.--John''' (talk 15:44, 31 August 2012 (UTC)

IRC?
Hey Aero, can I see you on the IRC if you're available? I'd like to discuss about one of your forgotten articles that I wish to upgrade and really boost up.

-- User:Swiss Ninja  (My Talk Page) 02:40, 4 September 2012 (UTC)

Politics stuff
Hey you! Improperly treated guy! I know you like politics, so here's a YouTube channel I'd think you'd enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/user/JibJab

They're a great company that creates a lot of US political satire. I think you'd like it :) -- <font color="#0fd000">TheBroMaster <font color="#ff0000">Talk to me! 02:18, 24 December 2012 (UTC)

RE:
Sorry I didn't respond to your PM on IRC. Anyway, yeah I am being affected by Bill 115. Teachers cancelled everything except school work. So field trips, extra curriculars, etc. are all gone for at least two years. -- ' Talk Page 02:39, 17 January 2013 (UTC)harkbate Talk Page 02:39, 17 January 2013 (UTC)

Finipines
Pare, ok lang ba kapag itutulong ko kita sa artikulong Finipines?

User: Agent Rouge Bloodshedder

Pilipino ako!!!!
Working on culture. Changed CJ to the new one, the first female CJ if I remember correctly. You do know the CJ Corona is already impeached, right? Don't know how to begin history though, even if I just finish our unit in AP (Araling Panlipunan) abut the regions, and now in a unit about the Prehistoric Philippines and early work. Gimme assignments and I'll be on it. User: Agent Rouge Bloodshedder

"Whosoever leads one of these little ones [children] into sin…"
Sancho, your proposition to force homosexuality into the main apace and glorify your fetish in the main space will not be tolerated. I don't care if you screw guys in your bed for fun, but you have no right to drag me into it. You should have stayed in the closet where your anonymity would have allowed you to perform your craft in safety and respect. However, your pride, arrogance, and hatred for society has compelled you not only to brag about your lifestyle, but dare to publish it and cause children and teens alike to ask their parents far too early. You are interfering with parental rights and criminalizing Christianity as hate speech because I dare question you.

This is a common plan that all LGBT instruments of Satan use to corrupt the impressionable children. By making kids ask and learn of homosexuals, they start to wonder if they too are gay, and some become convinced they are. This recruitment is identical to queers adopting a child.

You can't to the wrong neighborhood, son. God as my witness, I swear that you will never lead one soul deeper into vice. There is no place on this earth for homosexuality in its flaunting incarnation.

Remember this axiom: There are two kinds of homosexuals. Firstly, we have people that do their "thing" in anonymity and leave us well alone. Then, there are the monsters Hell-bent on adding to their ranks.

Why are you so arrogant? The fact that you may be gay isn't the issue. Itʻs your RECRUITMENT DRIVE.

I know your kind well. Not gays in general, no, the specific class that give all gays a bad name.

I know why you're doing this. Deep in your heart, you know you're doing evil and you are trying to surround yourself with yes-men that think itʻs good. You can't handle the fact that society thinks you are wrong, so you lash out and try to recruit people who aren't old enough to fully understand right from wrong.

Homosexuals shouldn't try and make more of themselves. They should live their life in silence and not brag of their conquests in the bedroom.

There is no greater monstrosity than the man who preys on the innocence of children to advance his agenda. The CPFW is not your dumping grounds.

For your schemes, you have been thrown into the sea for a fortnight.

In two weeks, if you return, you will issue a full apology for your hatred of society and your obbsessions to ruin families and children's minds.

This is not a place to recruit kids; this is not a place to forward your filth. Youvwill learn this. Be lucky that I am merciful. Also, be thankful that I am too scared for my nation to focus further. Next time, there shall not be a next time.

This is your only warning. God have mercy on your soul.

-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†     :)  :)     I SHALL GET A TATOO OF MY FACE. ON MY FACE. The ones who are working for this place must punch the card that is known as the time card in the clock that is known as the clock of time. <SUP>[2 ]

03:59, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

Hello
Hello AeroNachos,

I would like to introduce myself as I have found a common bond together due to the fact that we both like aviation alot. Hope this would help. Also, I'd give you this award for all this hard work of yours.

Polaris
You shouldn't worry. It will be liberated and Polaris will practically be a sitting duck for the rest of the war. The Juno Islands, Sanders Islands, Puerto Elanor and Amery Island are still controlled by the legitimate Polarian government. All damages will be repaid for at the end of the war with a Marshall-Plan-like program. -- <font color="#0fd000"><font color="006C91">Bro  <font color="#ff0000">Talk to me! 17:32, 22 March 2014 (UTC)

RE:
Before I begin with anything else, I will start with the obvious. While doing that is totally within your personality and an easy step for your hateful mindset against all opposition

I forgive you. In fact, I forgave you years ago. In other words, I don't harbor hatred for you personally, though your little backside fetish still makes me refuse to associate with or near you. That does not mean I forget what you tried to do to this site. I am still planning to completely undermine your existence on this site through the dispersal of protestors, the deletion of disputes, and the shutting down of anything that stands in my way from keeping this site in order.

It's nice that you are trying to bridge the gap, but I have learned what people like you are capable of doing to the opposition, and you showed your true face that day. Viciously "open" homosexuals like you don't just dislike opposition; you try to destroy it. You did that very thing on this site when I had the guts to challenge your deviancy. You, in my mind, are the living embodiment of what's wrong with the sodomy lobby in the first place. I cannot forget what you did to me. It was an assault in the most personal way.

I forgive you for what you did to me and to my God, but I'll never forget it. I will never work with a man who shouts about how wonderful his sin is. (If you never spoke of it, we would have never have been in this.) I will never work with a man who inserts sex into a kid's site, and I will never tolerate an attempt to stir a revolt against me for enforcing family friendliness. You cannot fix your reputation, and though you may be putting on a nice face, I saw what you really were. You are a hateful, dark soul that cannot tolerate dissent against your filthy lifestyle.

If you really want to make amends, you need to apologize for telling this site that you had homosexual fetishes in the first place.

What you do behind closed doors is none of my business. I won't stop you from doing it. Even so, when you "come out" and rub it in our faces, it becomes my business and my duty to crush it under my heel and make sure you never speak of it again.

I will welcome you back if you issue an apology for injecting your sex life into this website. Until then, I will not allow you to edit this database.

Also, don't ever say "God bless" if you aren't prepared to do what that same God tells you to do. Your entire lifestyle is a middle finger to God and all He stands for, but to invoke His name as if you believed is even worse. I would not have told you how to run your life if you didn't announce it on a soapbox.

I will not ban you unless you come back to this site for editing. You may be forgiven in my heart, but your crimes against this website are too great to allow you to do anything even remotely connected to editing.

You brought this on yourself. The next time you want to tell everyone how gay you are, remember what happened here. If homosexuals truly want to be "equal", they need to shut up like us "normal" people and not parade around with inflatable genitalia in their underpants at rainbow decorated parades before live television cameras. You can't be equal and a special snowflake at the same time.

Society is starting to wake up now that they see just how vicious the LGBTP movement is against anyone who even remotely disagrees with their doctrines of total acceptance and praise.

-- † <span title="The Masses? That sounds like some sort of Somalian child army.   ">TurtleShroom <span title="">™!  <span title="Jesus is my doctuh and he writes me per-script-shuhs!">Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! <span title="VICTORY!!!">†     :)  :)     -     TALES DESIGNED TO SELL MY MERCHANDISE!!      3 SPOOKY, 5 ME!  <SUP>[2 ]

04:15, 11 October 2014 (UTC)

P.S.: There are therapies and counseling sessions designed to help you overcome your urges. Homosexuality is not an unforgivable sin, and to be frank, if I can withstand my urges to fornicate with women, why can't you do the same? The matter is that you let your sex life consume and define you entirely. Homosexuality is a deed, not a lifestyle, and you shouldn't let it define you anymore than my attraction to women defines you.

Ding Dong! Shroom's Demoted!
Which old Shroom? The WICKED SHROOM! Ding dong Shroom's demo-demoted!!!!!

I'm not sure if you hang around anymore or have the time to edit, but I'd like to let you know that the admin who harassed you for your identity for months and threatened to block you when edited has been demoted for power abuse. What a surprise. Same gender romantic relationships are not banned in any way.

Mectrixctic  Talk to me! See the articles I worked on. . see my edits! 19:30, 11 April 2015 (UTC)

Adopted articles
I don't mean any disrespect, but you have edited very rarely in the past year. As such, I removed the adoption templates you put on articles (in an effort to clean up the category). Don't take it personally, I've done that for other users that have quit or rarely edit too (hence cleaning up the category).

If you come back, with the intent of editing, and improving those articles, feel free to re-add the adoption template! I'll list the pages here for convenience, please note I might have also put one or two (Calada) into fair game, but feel free to revert it if you plan on editing again.


 * Snowville (fair game)
 * PolarJet
 * SAIA
 * Amery Island (fair game, so it isn't absorbed by some other country)
 * Polar Airways
 * New Happyface City
 * Calada (Fair game, same reason as Amery Island)

<font face="comic sans ms"> Wanna Talk?   00:27, 13 May 2015 (UTC)

Congrats
All your volunteer work has finally paid off, for Trudeau has finally won the Premiership! You should celebrate or something mate. -- Slender  Talk to me   14:15, 20 October 2015 (UTC)

He's just not ready for a majority. -- <font color="#0fd000"><font color="006C91">Bro  Talk to me! 20:40, 20 October 2015 (UTC)

It's always good to see you around, Sir.   C  K   Sysop / BOBmaster ? 03:51, 23 February 2017 (UTC)

Another article
That you may have interest in, University of Polaris.   C  K   Sysop / BOBmaster ? 09:35, 9 March 2017 (UTC)

Wall of Fame image
Currently there's a placeholder image for you on the WoF. I was curious if there's another image you'd prefer to be there, preferably related to the CPFW?   C  K   Sysop / BOBmaster ? 18:01, 3 June 2017 (UTC)

Yo
Please do my survey here. I'm trying to get everybody on the wiki to do it so I can gather popular opinion on various subjects. -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 22:20, 3 June 2017 (UTC)

Hey boo!!
Happy independence day!! Okay I'll go back to celebrating lol

-- Rogue's got it covered   brb gotta start a revolution  04:27, 12 June 2017 (UTC)

Council Topics
Hey Aero. Since you're a long-time user of the wiki, I figured you may have interest in commenting and/or voting on our two current policy-related council topics before they close soon. So, I'm just letting you know about them.   C  K   Sysop  07:03, 2 November 2017 (UTC)

Hey
Would you like it if the United Provinces President Simon McClark visited Polaris on a state visit from January 10 to January 12? He would also extend his formal invitation to President Catherine Howebrucke to visit Winsburg the same day the following month. By the way, if your Latin language national motto is supposed to mean "We stand as one" then it is wrong, it should be "Stamus sicut unum" (I am a Latin student) - just something I wanted to point out! - Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 18:15, 5 January 2018 (UTC)

Central Airports page
I know your edits mainly focus on politics nowadays, but I was thinking that fanon could use a central article about aviation & airports on the wiki. Since you're still likely the most experienced in that field, I wanted to propose the idea to you. ACAO spelling alphabet and List of busiest airports in Antarctica by passenger traffic could be merged into a larger aviation article, which I thought Airports o' CP could be a good candidate (perhaps being moved to a better name). Up to you to decide what you edit on the wiki, of course, but I just wanted to throw that idea your way.   C  K   Sysop  13:05, 20 January 2018 (UTC)

I don't think portals as used that much, but you're welcome to make one if you want. I can put it on the sidebar for people to access. I also don't think the community will mind anything you do much.   C  K   Sysop  03:55, 21 January 2018 (UTC)

Borrowing Characters with Permission
Hi AeroNachos! As of now, I have made the page King Akuma, whose him, and others will be in a story named The Cryptid Crisis, and basically, may I use your characters with permission as long as they have their personalities and traits. Thank You! --RealMax 02:17, 19 November 2018 (UTC)RealMax

Merry Walrus!
-- Quackerpingu   (Talk)   (Contributions)  HO HO HO! 11:14, 23 December 2018 (UTC)

Happy New Year!
-- Quackerpingu   (Talk)   (Contributions)  Happy New Bear Year! 12:46, 30 December 2018 (UTC)

don't mind me
sorry for the inconvenience, just replacing cquote2 with quote --<font color = "FF8400">Chill57181 (<font color = "EAA000">Talk - <font color = "FF8400">Contributions  - <font color = "EAA000">My Articles )  23:23, 4 March 2019 (UTC)