Dino Nugget

Dino Nuggets are sacred and mysterious snack foods that are exclusively sold in sorcery stores to trusted people only. Its ingredients are unknown, but they taste like deep-fried meat patties that have been squashed into a dinosaur shape.

Despite being very tasty, it contains chemicals that heavily poisonous to Mwa Mwa Penguins and unsuspecting Chicks, so a Dino Nugget should be consumed with caution. It has also been linked to obesity, especially when consumed in high frequencies.

History
Dino Nuggets were invented in 1991 in a yet to be identified mad scientist's lab with the original intentions of being rat poison for Mwa Mwa Penguins. When he sold them in sorcery stores however, people mistook them for snack food, and bought them for themselves without thinking twice about it. It wasn't until 2011 when they became a smash hit after the DMMP and the MMR endorsed them. In 1999, the Dino Nugget Factory was built.

As of January 2019, Dino Nuggets killed more than 3.000 Mwa Mwa Penguins and 100 normal penguins.

Ingredients

 * Meat (mostly the mystery meat sold at sketchy butcher shops)
 * Cyanide (mixed in with the meat)
 * Flour
 * Overly Mixed Egg Yolks
 * Breadcrumbs

Trivia

 * Dino Nuggets are very expensive to produce, probably because the ingredients are imported from Margate.
 * Counterfeit Dino Nuggets exist, and while they are a lot cheaper to produce, they are way more dangerous than regular Dino Nuggets.
 * There are 5 Dino Nugget shapes in total: The Brachiosaurus, the Stegosaurus, the Tyrannosaurus Rex, a Velociraptor Claw and a Dinosaur Footprint. Despite looking very different, they all taste the same.
 * The packaging claims that they have "No Antibiotics Ever", however that claim is false as there are actually antibiotics in the product. This led to the Dino Nugget Factory to be sued.
 * A theory circulating around the Antartic internet is that Dino Nugget meat is actually Dino Puffle meat, however it has been confirmed to be false.