Hello

Hello is a song on the infamous TurtleShroom album, Whirlwind Tour. It consists of Sanchonachos, TurtleShroom, Speeddasher, Feey1, Swiss Ninja, and Seahorseruler- each considered either powerful or very active users (or both) -giving a ten second rhyme about themselves, before telling the audience not to quit.

As with the rest of TurtleShroom's Whirlwind Tour album, it garnered average sales, but TurtleShroom's part in it was seen as very entertaining satire.

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 Hello! Club Penguin Fanon Wiki! Here's some of the users that always come by frequently!

Hello! They call me Speeddasher. When it comes to making art I totally wrote the whole game!

Hello! I'm "E", you all know me. The only time you'll ever see me's on the I R C!

Hello! TurtleShroom here to tell, That I will proudly force the C O C to keep this site from-

HEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOO!! Swiss got promoted, see! So I'll keep on writing duplicates of cun-ture-ries!

Hello! Sancho is in and out. If I don't make Polaris god I'll go and whine and scream and pout!

Hello! I'm your good Staff Seahorse, -and I will govern with a fair hand and will stay the course!

Who's that? Oh him, well Feey's his name. He's really really really new but he is active all the same.

Hello! We welcome you today! We are the strange and awkward men that you'll meet on the way. -and so, We hope you have some fun, -and play along with all of us!

-because this site is 'gonna Site is 'gonna die.........

TS: I NEED A LIFE!

Just don't DEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UUSSSSSSSSSS! Please noooooooooo! 