Help talk:THREE BURDENS - Benign Words Caught in Spam Regex, Pelase Hand Me Spam Editing Authority

Three burdens.

BURDEN ONE
What do casinos, card games, "Bit.Ly", gambling, "URL Shortening Service for Twitter", "Walrus Wiki", and "E-Republik" have in common? THE ANSWER IS THAT ALL OF THEM ARE CAUGHT BY A SPAM FILTER. I spent ages writing an expansion for Kwiksilver for Kwiksilver's Horrible Holiday, and then it shut it down because I put THIS WORD, a word used many times in.

These spam filters are awful and burden me far too many times. Nothing is worse than getting an edit deleted and un-recoverable because of a benign word that triggers a blanket-casting system over everything.

If you can, please hand me the keys to the Spam Regex and let ME write what's spam and what isn't. Thank you.

Hey, TS, the link is broken. Is it...a word that involves chips, cards, and is found at most casinos? I had that problem too. Luckily, I managed to get my edit back.--Austin8310 Bow ties are COOL. 12:27, 3 August 2011 (UTC)

BURDEN TWO
When I write as an IP on my cell phone, I have limited resources and no save features. I can't return to my text or keep it in the box without selecting all. I can't log in and I can only type one letter at a time at a slow clip. I usually use my phone for edits I must literally do so in seconds, because it's often racing against a curfew or getting out of the car. WhenI do, I get caught with a ridiculous question: "What is this wiki about?", "Who is Cadence's puffle?", "What is two plus two?", or some other load of shaving cream that wastes time.

Listen, I know stopping vandalism is a beautiful art, but I come on this wiki enough to do the entire job manually, and all the other administrators, rulers, and Staffers have the capability, capacity, and skill to revert anything faster than Captain Jack Sparrow running to a bar on Happy Hour.

It's not needed. We don't need them, because we have manually operating watchmen that have no lives and are as efficient, if not more so, than bots.

BUDREN THREE
SLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW. I spend SO MUCH TIME these days staring at the title of the wiki article, the menu (Article/Talk/Edit/History/etc.), and a sea of blank whiteness. I don't know why it does this, but it frustrates me. It's no Internal Server, but I hate it.

WHAT YOU CAN DO
Please remedy these errors as soon as you can!

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Discussion

 * You might want to copy what you wrote into Notepad and break down the content into smaller edits rather than the 10,000+ bit edits you make. It also increases your edit count, not that it matters of course :) Icmer In Nyc I don't understand--why must you torment me all the time with your uneducated statements?  You want proof that I did this? Fine. 03:09, 3 August 2011 (UTC)