Weighty Weapons Dude

Weighty Weapons Dude is a well known penguin who joined the endless warfare between ORANGE and GREEN.

Youth
The Weighty Weapons Dude (Weighty for short) was born in Trans-Antartica in his youth. When he was a chick, he always liked, well, breaking stuff and smashing stuff. Not only that, but he liked his dad's Snow Ball Gun. It was his favorite object in the house. He'd fix it up and do all sorts of stuff with it. This led him to pursue a job in the military.

Adolescence
However when he applied for the military, he wasn't accepted because his Grandparents were Snoss, therefore making him ineligble for military service. This made him angry, and he left the military. Eventually, he was walking down an alley, and a flipper grabbed his back. He turned, and it was a shady looking penguin. He told him all about his "special job" and what he was supposed to do in it. Since it involved guns and fighting, Weighty agreed.

Adulthood
He has joined team GREEN now, as a selected team member along Private Eastshield and the Doctor. However, like his friends, he was captured and cloned. This resulted in him despising ORANGE. Now, he fights along GREEN in their struggles.

Involvement
Weighty could rip your arms apart. However, he has a demeanor of gentleness. Unlike the private, he'd simply rather for you to keep your mouth shut before he makes it shut. He's generally patient, but quite a giant. Also, when something annoys him, he smacks it. It generally goes flying. Ironically, weighty almost always shouts, Unless off the field or playing cards with others.

Quotes

 * ENTIRE TEAM IS TEENY PENGUINS.
 * ENTIRE TIME IS BABIES.
 * I LOVE THIS, DOCTOR!
 * I AM CREDIT TO TEAM. PRIVATE IS NOT.
 * THANK YOU DOCTOR
 * CHARGE ME!
 * POW! HAHA!
 * OM NOM NOM OM NOM
 * DAMP AND SCRUMPTIOUS.... AHAHA!
 * BURGER MAKE ME TOUGH!
 * WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!
 * I AM BULLET-PROOF!
 * WE MAKE GOOD TEAM!

Trivia

 * He is a Parody of Team Fortress II's Heavy Weapons Guy.
 * He likes being called weighty because it's short but he never is offended by his weight. Weighty is nearly three times as tall as the Private.
 * He claims it costs 400,000 coins to fire his hotsauce gattler.... for 12 seconds.....
 * He is in love with his gun, and if anyone lays a finger on his "kasha", he will go berserk.
 * He likes Cheeseburgers. A lot.
 * despite how fat he is from them it's possible he does do a bit of exercise due to his running around fighting his enemies, with occasional lunch breaks. Which proves maybe when he eats, his recently gained fat is lost from his fighting.

Arsenal
Here is his arsenal of weapons with special upgrades and downgrades to certain parts.


 * Kasha: This is his primary weapon of destruction, he affectionately called his gun this because he loves guns.... duh


 * Tasha: This is his other minigun which is less powerful but can slow down enemies with this weapons bullets, making it a good weapon.


 * Golden Goblin: A gold 1800's gattling gun modified for modern combat, it slows him down a majority, but it causes more damage output to his foes


 * The Steel Drapes: Kasha before he switched to the present day kasha, he claimed it was his first love, and he made it out of mahogony from Alex the Magnificent's favorite chair, it is basically kasha but in a more fancier snoss like way


 * Romitlav: A oddly suspicious looking hot sauce gattler, has a small barrel, and is quiet on it;s revv time...


 * Cheeseburger: These replenish his health. And, they also make him happy because...HE LIKES CHEESEBURGERS. A lot.


 * Snowball Shotgun: A snowball gun similar in build to the one he had during his childhood.


 * The Scrumptious Bar: Gives Weighty 50 extra health for 30 seconds as it is a sweet he also likes eating this


 * The Slab of Pork: The pork that makes people crazy does not affect weighty in personality, but in power, his damage output of his flippers,gloves, or poler bear claw-based gloves is doubled, and he takes the same amount of damage


 * Crabcake: Weighty likes it as much as the scrumptious bar. made with pure damptonium.


 * The Household Job: A fancy snowball shotgun with 2 extra bullets in a clip, but less damage. It reminds him of his childhood.


 * Flippers: basically, HIS BARE FLIPPERS!


 * Beating Mittens of Punching: mittens from boxing, a defeat of an enemy equals 5 seconds of triumphant critical hits for any weapon, defeat of the next enemy adds 5 more seconds


 * Mittens of Fleeing Abundantly: as it is said, these intensely hot gloves make the weighty faster in exchange of 6 health per second and less damage on the meleee hits (note damage is taken away only when they are equipped)


 * Flippers of Metal: gives him less damage from projectile weapons, but takes more damage from melee attacks


 * Fighter's Ghost: Polar bear claws made to be boxing gloves, they buff his health but givwe him less damage output, no polar bears were found to be hurt by these gloves... not many....


 * Obituary Update: a pair of spiked brass flippers, they attack faster but do less damage.


 * Festive Wallop: mittens that when punched from behind or by an uppercut make the victim laugh while the weighty finishes them off...also works normally against an opposing weighty if boosted with critical charges normally it won't make them laugh unless from behind