Snow's Paper Puffle Adventure

He's back, and better than ever before! Join Snow on his quest to find his long lost ice skate, before PuffleVille is doomed!

Episode 1
Frosty: Snow's been missing for some time now...

Snow: I'm right here, Frosty!

Frosty: OH! Guess I wasn't paying attention.

Snow: A hole? Holes are shrouded in mystery, right?

Frosty: It seems to be a hole. In the ground.

Snow: It's a hole in the ground... nothing to see there, right Frosty?

Frosty: Is that something in the hole...?

Snow: It's a hole. In the ground. Nothing special, unless...

Frosty: ...it says "This way to Snow's Skate" in that tiny crater!

Snow: Well, let's go already!

Frosty: But where to?

Snow: That, Frosty, I cannot explain.

Episode 2
Frosty: Wait... Don't you need your scuba gear to go swimming?

Snow: Yep. And I got it!

Frosty: Too late now!

Snow: It's fine. I'll take the cliff down to the water.

Frosty: Okay. Might as well!

Snow: So shiny...

Frosty: Let's go in!

Snow: Ooh...

Goldy: Hey guys!

Snow and Frosty: AAAH! TALKING GOLD!

Goldy: Heh. It's just me!

Snow: Whew.

Frosty: Wanna come with us on an adventure?

Goldy: SURE!!!

Snow: Then let's get a move on!

Episode 3
Snow: What's down there?

Goldy: Down there? Eh... Just Blurp.

Snow: BLURP!

Frosty: Not that kind of Blurp!

The trio travels into a cave

Goldy: Just like home!

A jack-in-the-box goes off

Snow: EEK!

Blurp: WHA?

Snow: Oh, hey Blurp. Haven't seen ya since February!

Blurp: An adventure? LEMME GO!

Snow: HOW'D YA KNOW?

Blurp: Easy. You said it to another someone... points at Goldy

Blurp winks at the screen, and waves.

Snow: Let's do this!

Frosty: GO TIME, EVERYONE! HUP, 2, 3, 4!

Episode 4
Snow: OOOH, SHINY!

Blurp: Let's go in!

Everyone hopped in the portal.

Snow: Ooh, cool!

Snow: I'm made of paper now!

Goldy: Even better: my eyes are golden!

Frosty: Like they've never been before.

Episode 5
Snow: Huh. This is crazier than I thought. WOW. Just WOW.

Goldy: OOH!

Blurp: I'm as surprised as a fish out of water!

Snow: You ARE a fish PUFFLE out of water.

Blurp: *sigh* Never mind...

Snow: And Goldy, please find a NEW phrase that doesn't have OOH in it. It's annoying.

Goldy: Oh, okay. You do that, too.

Frosty: Welp, here we go.

Blurp: BLURP!

Episode 6
Chomper: Wazzup, guys?

Snow: Dunno.

Freeze: MAYBE YOU SHOULD-

Snow: Did you hear that?

Chomper: Nope.

Snow: There it is again!

Freeze: Sounds like trouble.

On the mountaintop,

???: On your mark, get set, ATTACK THE SANDBAG!

Back to our heroes...

Snow: Heard THAT?!?

Chomper: This is getting old...

Blurp: Can it be?

Suddenly, 5 figures hop out of the blue.

Snow: Dude?

Frosty: Glob?

Chill: Jekyl?

Ice: Foolz?

Chomper: Syler?

Freeze: THE SUPER PUFFLE BROS.?

Dude: That's US!

Glob: Gimme 5 more SECONDS, then I'd love to journey.

Jekyl: Nah, I'm gonna travel by air.

Foolz: ME TOO! :P

Syler: *sigh* Let's go...

Dude: FOLLOW SNOW'S ORDERS!

Glob: Starting...

Foolz: NOW!

Glob: False alarm. 4 more coming.

Lee: LASSO UP!

Inven: Over HERE!

BlueBal: Not sure.

Blair: IT SHOULD BE WORTH IT THIS TIME.

Snow: Onwards, gang!

Blurp: YAY.

Episode 7
And odd noise is heard in the background...

Snow: That sounds like someone's saying "Look!".

Dude: Who's that?

Lee: So loud...

Foolz: Look! It's over there!

FrostByte: And, there's the gang.

Snow: I thought so.

Frostbyte: whispers to self That's not funny. If they can hear me in any way, shape, or form, *winks at narrator* I'm gonna join. Until then, I refuse to.

Snow: What's DAT?

Snow: Ah, trying to hide from me, FB?

FrostByte: DON'T CALL ME DAT! MEOW!

Lee: Why not?

figure zooms by

Snow: IT'S A O' BERRY!

Lee proceeds to go after the O' berry.

Blair: Can you not be so LOUD?

Snow: Of course! I can be LOUDER!!!

Snow screams so loud Blair looks like Dubstep Puffle.

Episode 8
Snow: Hey, Inven, what's that?

Inven: Just busy upgrading Digipuffle.

Inven clangs a nail into Digipuffle's back plate

Digipuffle: '''Checking for INSTALLER.exe. Check. Boot.jar? Check. Let's do this.'''

Digipuffle: Alright, where to?

Snow: Well, we better move along to find out.

Inven: Yeah.

Digipuffle: And I'll also go skywards.

Inven: Yeah.

Foolz: You could stop saying yeah.

Inven: Yeah...wait a sec, you talking to me? Oh. Woopsies.

Frostbyte gnaws on Foolz's propellor cap

Foolz: Get off. Please?

Snow: Yep.

Lee: Come on, you guys.

Blurp: This is BORING.

Goldy: Ooh.

Episode 9
SnoX: Just how I planned! Snow and Co. are after the ice skate. My plans won't fail! No heroes can stop me!

Digipuffle 2.0: Actually, they aren't all that far, the Far Lands still have not loaded up.

N.D.G.: Yes. Far lands are not loaded.

SnoX: Forget it. I'm going NOWHERE with you two fools.

Digipuffle 2.0: We're not water-proof anymore!

SnoX: I can burn Snow to a crisp!

N.D.G.: I can be froze? Oh, fssh.

SnoX: Hey, whose speech is this?

Meanwhile...

Snow: Still not to the rainbow O' berry! Sad.

Lee: Is it time to rest?

Blair: Waah! It's too early!

Episode 10: Sky City, here we come!
Dude: Are we there yet?

Snow: Nope.

Glob: If we're going to fall, I know I'll be soggy.

Jekyl: Glob. That's ridiculous.

Lee: It's gonna happen? Stop it! No it WON'T!

Foolz: Pie loved that.

Snow: Hey, that was a good pie, Foolz!

Syler: What the hey-diddle-diddle happened to the bridge?

Snow: Oh. That.

Lee: NOW WHAT DO WE DO?!?

Snow: We take flight, duh.

Snow turns on his Ice Jet Pack, and FrostByte latches on, Dude hops into his JR. Cannon, Glob rides the Cookie Cutter, Jekyl 'flies' over, Foolz uses his propeller cap and flies over the gap in the bridge, Syler uses a bubble, Frosty uses his ice breath, Bluebal hops across, Lee lassos onto Blair, soaring upwards, as Inven and Digipuffle use their machinery to fly across.

???: Welcome, guys--

Lee: AHEM.

???: --and girl. I've been expecting you.

???: Who am I? Don't you know me? It's me, Rainy! Caretaker of the Cloud Forest? REMEMBER?

Snow: Yeah. We'll need your help.

Rainy: Ah, yes. SnoX is using this skate you're looking for as bait so he can take over PuffleVille.

Snow: EEK!

Snow takes out a bag of nonexistent hands to chew, shredding them as they touch his teeth.

Dude: I KNEW IT.

Rainy: Well, I could go with you to help, dunno if it'll be worth it or not, but okay.

Snow: K, you do so.

Rainy: Now, thanks for always- uhh, yeah. Thanks for always. Thanks for always.

Dude whispers to Snow that Rainy's silly.

Snow: Let me think. You were attempting to say 'Thanks for listening.'

Inven: Wait. Now I can't see any of those beautiful rainbows!

Inven turns to see FrostByte pushing a button on the Tri-Laser

Inven: OH NO--

Frostbyte disappears from Inven's sight.

Inven: OH NO! WHAT'S HAPPEN-

Inven starts to look blurry, starts rapidly changing colors, and shakes violently.

Inven: gO on WithOUT mE, I'LL FIND a waY bacK someTimE!

Inven disappears from sight.

Rainy: Now what do we do?

Snow: I'd think we run.

Episode 11: Ye Olde Days
Snow: Hark! Where shalt we go to seek the skate?

Rainy: Thou shalt follow the path thou's mind suggests.

Snow: Where do we go, then?

Rainy: Allow me.

Snow: K.

So they followed Rainy around PuffleVille.

Snow: Now then, that cave seems familiar...

Inven: Perhaps it's a secret base?

Snow: Ffft. Yeah, right!

Rainy: Hey, it's a tundra Tabby Cat like your little cat, right, Snow?

Snow: What?

Snow: Uhh... sorry to burst your bubbles, it's really FrostByte in there, snoozing...

Inven: And hopefully our bubble's explosion didn't get us all soggy.

FrostByte cutely comes out and scratches the wall...!

Snow: That's actually quite adorable, right, Mr. Narrator of whom I really don't need to be talking about in such a cute situation?

''Uhh, yeah. Let's get on with the show, then.''

''So *ahem* our heroes ventured off to search for the next item they needed... As to where it is...? I can't explain now. Sorry. It's all part of my job doing this story!''

Episode 12: Bot and Bold Collide...?
Digipuffle: My gears of SOLID METAL will crush your wood body!

Digipuffle 2.0: Ya taught ya could, squirt. Ya taught ya could...

N.D.G.: Yeah, he's got a point.

Digipuffle: Since we're paper... I could do many things to harm you... like...

Digipuffle 2.0: Alright, squirt. Face it. Ya ain't any match fer the two of us.

Digipuffle:...THIS!

N.D.G.: Ahh, fire! Run, big guy!

SnowBot: Can we please stop fighting? It's not like we're busy or anything... NOT!

N.D.G: He makes a good point, fella!

Digipuffle 2.0: You're safe, squirt... for now...

Snow: Bonjour, stupid!

Episode 13: Aloha means Goodbye and Hello, y'know?
Snow: Now that's over...

Rainy: Hah, we need more adventuring, right?

Digipuffle: *bzzort* That fight took almost all my motherboard to fight back!

FrostByte: I'm sweating from that HEATED argument. Seriously. Look.

''Digusting. I can't narrate that...!''

Snow: I'll improve your salary if you do!

''Fine. FrostByte shows everyone he's sweating. You happy now?''

Snow: Yes.

Now, in the distance a volcano can be seen...

Snow: Uh-oh...

Dude: A volcano? No, it's too early for fate to burn us alive! Noooooo......!

Snow: But... the land of Aloha welcomes us several thousands of nautical miles away!

Inven: Aloha can mean goodbye AND hello, y'know?

Snow: Right... then it either welcomes us or gives us farewell...

Rainy: Cloud powers, activate!

''A... cloud. It was summoned in by Rainy to send our heroes to their next destination, where they'll find the White Wildberry Flower, isolated on the volcano's island...''

Chapter 14...?
Rainy: This'll be a panic, considering there's a good-sized storm over there...

Snow: Wait... that's not a storm...

Rainy: Oh yeah, those crazy news things about Hurricane Fuzzy? It's not anywhere close to us, we're safe...

Snow: And besides, the news isn't always right!

Puff: Hey!

''Well that was... interesting.''

Snow: To say the least, yes it was.

Rainy: When will we pluck the Wildberry from Mount Smoggy?

Magmaw VII (in background): Blaarg!

Snow: Oh hey, Magmaw!

Magmaw VII: Oh! Hey Snow! What brings you here to Mt. Smoggy?

Snow: The Wildberry...

Magmaw VII: Oh, those. Good thing they aren't any closer to the volcano!

Magmaw VII: Need any help?

Snow: Sure, I could always use an extra puffle.

Magmaw VII: Okay then!

Snow: Yay!

Magmaw VII joined the team of Snow!

Snow: Since when has disaster actually STRUCK PuffleVille?

Snow: Oh right...

Snow: Now that I remember... when HASN'T PuffleVille had these problems?

Inven: Actually, I couldn't blame you. SnoX (or some evil penguin/puffle/creature/cheeseburger) is always looking for trouble...

Suddenly, everyone starts running back to PuffleVille to make sure things are okay...

Snow: But we need to find the Ice Skate.

Bluebal: That's no problem, actually.

Snow: Can I trust that statement?

Inven: He is right... although he didn't intend to be.

Snow: Onwards, then!

Snow: Better safe than sorry!

Chapter 15
SnoX: It's mine! IT'S FINALLY ALL MINE!

SnoX: THE ICE SKATE IS ALL MINE!

SnoX: YES!

Snow: Not so fast.

SnoX: Snow? Hey, it's not like you needed it, right?

Snow: WRONG.

SnoX: Well, you see, I used it to make only the most dangerous thing in this entire universe. It's called the SX-SM3H.

SnoX: Prepare for your demise.

Snow: We'll just see about that. C'mon, Magmaw!

Magmaw: Ha ha ha! You'll be burnt to a crisp in no time at all!

SnoX: We'll just have to watch and weep, won't we?

???: THE TIME HAS COME, ONCE AND FOR ALL. I SHALL REVEAL MYSELF FROM THE BAG.

Snow: INTEL?!?

Intel: I'll handle this the only way I know.

Intel: NOW LET'S GET TO IT!

Intel: Time to go through space!

SnoX: No-- that's cheating!

Intel: That's the point.

Intel: Psych!

SnoX: Not like I meant it or anything either.

SnoX: Hah!

Slate: Allow me to take care of this doofus.

SnoX: SLATE?!? Y-you... you aren't supposed to be here!

Slate: AND HERE I AM.

To be continued