The Absurd Mission

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The Absurd Mission is the story of Austin8310 on a mission to capture the Hochstadt Gang. First, it was just three weeks of recon...but it heated up quick! It involves TS, Fraz, SN, and many more characters.

The Story
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"Well, Austin, my spies found out that the Gang is staying in Club Penguin for a while. I'm going to send Austin out to find information about the locals, recruit a couple gangsters, and then after around 3 weeks, I'll send all you after him, and we'll GET THEM!"
 * Chapter 1

- Swiss Ninja

"Listen. I REALLY have to get out of here. I have 100,000 in my bank account. I'll let you have it all if you get me out of here."
 * Chapter 2

- Austin Devecter

"For 30 coins I'll forget this ever happened."
 * Chapter 3

- Gangsta77

"COPS! OH CRUD, I DIDN'T EXPECT COPS!"
 * Chapter 4

- Rondo44

"XTUX'S BODY? WHAT THE HECK IS THAT DOING HERE?"
 * Chapter 5

- Austin Devecter "Suck up to guys with crowns. Believe me. It works well."
 * Chapter 6

- Austin's father, memory

"Uh... y-yeah... go near the Jones residence. Head a bit northeast from where we stand. It ends but yards from their house, but begins a good while back. If you're a tourist, you should go to the start, where its evil is most powerful. It's a solid black, scorched section of earth. You can't miss it."
 * Chapter 7

- Random Farmer

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!? LOOK, IF MIND-READING BOTHERS YOU, JUST TELL ME! DON'T STRANGLE ME!"
 * Chapter 8

- Tern004

"WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!"
 * Chapter 9

- Fraz

"The Hochstadts have entered the base. Repeat, the Hochstadts have entered the base."
 * Chapter 10

- Computer AI "I KNOW this is a trap. We're walking STRAIGHT INTO A TRAP."
 * Chapter 11

- Clovis Hochstadt

"Hey, get on! They're not going to be stunned forever!"
 * Chapter 12

- XTUX Hun

"Since Austin has been most influential in defeating them, I will reward him!"
 * Chapter 13

- Swiss Ninja