Talk:Traveling All of Antarctica

If you would like, you could tell the customs of the nations here.

Waffleland's Customs

 * The national food is Doom Knight roasted on a spit until it looks like a burning log. They are said to taste disgusting and smell like Director Penny after eating an OxiPie.


 * The common greeting is burping, but farting is consider more polite.


 * Mabel is extremely popular and making fun of her is a national offence.


 * Citizens speak a combination of 133t and gibberish, which makes no sense and is impossible to understand.


 * Everyone must put their cellphones inside their shoes, and when someone calls you, you are supposed to pick up you cellphone INSIDE you shoe and somehow talk through the shoe.

--XTUX is rejoicing, for his best friend has returned! 01:09, October 24, 2010 (UTC)

Calada
About Calada, there are six main cities, Vancooler, Callery, Montrealm, Hollifox, Odewa and Torona, which is the largest city in Calada. I propose that the travelers can make a stop in Torona. -- Sanchonachos Universal healthcare rocks!!.  02:28, October 24, 2010 (UTC)

Valnordore
Valnordore is a new country I made to parody Mandalore out of Star Wars, Jango Fett's and Boba Fett's home planet (Jango only went to Kaminoe to help with the Clone Troopers and in the Expanded Universe Boba returned to Mandalore to become the next leader. For more, see their articles on Wookiepedia). In the main city Snowdari it is your average city, comparable to real life New York or London, except it is domed. Outside, there is more of a clan society. There, the Gang should fight Valnordorian mercenaries who wish to capture them and ransom them to Swiss Ninja and the Valnordorian Black Eye, a political faction which wishes to make Valnordore an imperialist empire and restore the country to it's "glory days". I'll write those parts for you.-- Liberal Communist Libertarian Conservative Guy  Talk to the supporter of Communism and Capitalism  19:25, October 24, 2010 (UTC)

:D
Excellent job on your potrayal of Calada.

LOL I still can't get over Swiss Ninja on top of the taxi roof, that is one of the best jokes I've seen all day!--XTUX is on teh job! 04:43, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

LOL, SWISS ON A TAXI. BTW, I'm writing Austin's set up ambush. He goes and sees XTUX and his Pengolian friends/brothers to help out. However, Hochstadt Gang gets away but Gottfried gets captured. However, they forget to take away Gottfried's dagger and he gets away minorly injured. Sound good?--Austin8310 13:27, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

Yep. Oh, and remember to check XTUX Hun's page, as it has some important new information that might be handy to use in the story.--XTUX is on teh job! 15:38, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

Actually, the reason I brought XTUX into it was those changes. XTUX is a cool character, but he doesn't get used too much. So, I'm gonna change that up somewhat. --Austin8310 16:41, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

@Austin- Sure. Gottfried's primary weapon is the sword though.... -- User:Swiss Ninja   Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually.  00:50, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

An Idea
I think Sancho Monte Captio can step into the story once more. He receives a call from Piper o. His icePhone, which prompts him and a team of five strong bodyguards to counter Swiss Ninja and Austin, bribing Smowbullet Guns, and would end up battling them at an international airport. After forty-two minutes of fighting, Sancho Monte Captio tricks Swiss and Austin into riding a baggage loading cart onto a plane bound for Baltra Island, Galapagos Islands. Sancho then saves Piper, and brings him to a small hotel in the end, After Sancho flies back to Polaris, and explains that he has been tracking every move of the Gang during meetings at his airline. -- Sanchonachos OBAMA 2012  LIBERALS! LIBERALS!  02:59, 11 January 2011 (UTC)

-lolno. 5 bodyguards? There's SN (1), Austin (2-3), Rex (3-4), Johnathan (2-3), Vincent (1-3), S1 (2-3), Java (1-3), XTUX (3-4) and they're each professionals. Sancho'd need a lot more. Plus, that's a very anticlimatic way to end the story.--Austin8310 15:56, 11 January 2011 (UTC)

No matter what, Austin, you always reject my ideas with a simple LOLNO. I am so sick an tired of you doing that to me. I'm still mad at you because you did something bad to an aircraft (in a story).-- Sanchonachos OBAMA 2012  LIBERALS! LIBERALS!  21:00, 11 January 2011 (UTC)

Regardless, Austin does have a point. I don't think we can end this story like that; it doesn't really resolve the conflict between the H Gang and the Anti-H Gang.  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 ( You will be haunted by geometric flying jellyfish!  )   View this template   21:19, 11 January 2011 (UTC)

Fine. I'll give reasons why that's a bad idea.

1. Anticlimatic. Hilariously so.

2. 5 guards? For 8 guys? Of which 7 are trained, proficient fighters? No.

3. Boring. Very boring.

4. That would cut it off WAAY too soon. Swiss Ninja's still writing this!

Anyway, overall, it's a bad idea. --Austin8310 21:23, 11 January 2011 (UTC)

I have never seen such fail from another fellow user in mah LIFE!--XTUX Hun May the bird of paradise fly up yer nose! 21:44, 11 January 2011 (UTC)

That was kind of mean. =P  Yours Truly,   Explorer 767 (  You can't spell "snow" without "now"!  )   View this template   22:09, 11 January 2011 (UTC)

In all seriousness though, it's a bit silly. Sancho doesn't like me because my character made a hole in a plane (stabbed it with a chainsaw) in the 2010 Halloween special (which sucked.) --Austin8310 22:40, 11 January 2011 (UTC)

Well....I have already prepared something up. Anyways, I will involve sancho in this again to mix it up a little. BTW, this story is already huge! I can't belive all these months i'm still working on it. This has got to be the second most largest story on the wiki after the pie war! if not, its bigger than any of the stories i've ever made!

Thank you everyone for making this all possible!

--  00:12, 12 January 2011 (UTC)

Inconsistencies
I have noticed major problems with your work.
 * Cessna is not fanon.
 * You keep using "where" in replacement of the word "were".
 * How is it possible for the gang to meet Triskelle when he is being held hostage by Snoss forces? Icmer In Nyc (Don't eat the yellow snow!) 23:47, 11 January 2011 (UTC)


 * 1...i don't think there is a parody of a Cessna yet...but i suppose the parody is the name. it can be changed. Sancho's in charge of the Airplanes.


 * 2...Yeah, i do that a lot. Still need to learn to use it right.


 * 3...By now, freezeland has been liberated by Snoss Forces. Snowzerland withdrawled from Freezeland during Gold for Thanksgiving. (Sn needed troops to help in Pengolia)

Thanks for the advice. I appreciate your help.

--  00:09, 12 January 2011 (UTC)

OPERATION UPGRADE
Now, Traveling all of Antarctica is a good story, BUT, it could use some work. I bet it would be great if we added a couple more pictures (Me, Swiss, XTUX) and possibly embellished a little, and added subchapters. I think that would upgrade a good story to a better story. Anyone opposed? --Austin8310 00:43, 12 January 2011 (UTC)

I think it's a great idea. I love pictures, yet i'm not the most talanted at it. Add as many images to the story you would like, Austin, XTUX, and anyone else out there. I suppose the subchapters can do as well, just leave that up to me, though. For the rest anyone is more than welcome to make an image.

--  02:15, 13 January 2011 (UTC)

I'll try to work on images when I have time. Especially GiFs.--XTUX Hun May the bird of paradise fly up yer nose! 02:22, 13 January 2011 (UTC)