Talk:Kermitity War

Kermitity War Collaboration
Hello there everyone! Today, I'm starting a brand new Fanon collaboration story titled Kermitity War! The story is about Constantine and his quest for the Destruction Gems to finally retcon Kermit the Frog out of existence once and for all. I want to be clear that I have a final say on what makes it in the story or not. --Mario Rk

Update Dec-26-2018: Due to a change of plans, and in order to maintain consistency in the story itself, I'll be writing Kermitity War by myself, and those who have signed up as writers in the past will now serve the role of being more of a writing consultant to give me more information on a topic I don't know much about whether it be EPF history or Fanon history (just examples). If this isn't want you wanted, and you were confirmed as a writer but never wanted this kind of role, just simply take your name off the list. Sorry for any inconveniences.

Writing consultants

 * Mario Rk
 * Chill57181
 * EDFan12345
 * Mr Cow2
 * ARB

Outline
Just a note that for now the outline is not final and subject to change!

Prologue

 * Introduction explaining the destruction gems and where they are
 * Kermit is on vacation somewhere private right now, making this the perfect opportunity to strike
 * It's revealed that this was a shadowy figure speaking to Constantine.
 * The figure gives Constantine a gauntlet, and tells him to accomplish the mission
 * OFF-SCREEN: Constantine breaks into Mario's Fryz basement and takes the energy gem

Chapter 1

 * Constantine breaks into the one of the Dojo's most secret chambers, he already has a single gem - the energy gem.
 * A battle ensues between he, the ninjas as well as all the Sensei's. Throughout the battle Constantine uses the energy gem to use the elements against them all.
 * As a last effort resort, Sensei uses the Telekinesis stone to amplify his own elemental abilities against Constantine. This fails as the Energy gem simply absorbs the excess elemental energy and Constantine takes his second gem.

Chapter 2+

 * Meanwhile Tails6000 is doing something yet to be determined - any ideas?
 * Constantine locates Tails and after a hard-fought battle takes the Strength gem.
 * Tails unites Antarctica's Protectors in an emergency due to the loss of the Strength gem and knowledge that Constantine needs four more to go super - he is not yet aware that this is not his true intention.
 * They eventually come to the conclusion that they need to seek out Kermit's help, and start sending emergency broadcasts across Antarctica in search for Kermit. A public service announcement for the other gem holders - if any exist, the protectors don't know - to advise against Constantine's presence and keep an eye out.
 * Upon hearing this news, Penquino reveals that he has kept the knowledge gem in secret and needs everyone's help to defend against it.
 * Penquino debates whether or not to summon the Protectors in fear of the Jedi's new secret base going public.
 * "You dare threaten me, master Jedi?" -Constantine
 * After a brief battle Constantine defeats all of the Jedi easily and takes the knowledge gem.
 * TBA
 * In a desperate attempt, Antarctica's Protectors visit Dr. Aye-Que in prison who was finally captured by Tails6000 at some point (maybe EPF-owned?). They seek his help because of all of his research regarding the Destruction Gems in the past.
 * After some debate, they finally decide to make a compromise with Dr. Aye-Que so he can help them. (compromise ideas - please discuss) They return his confiscated research on the Destruction Gems to him to find if there's an easy way to track Constantine and his next move.
 * Dr. Aye-Que theorized that each gem had their own unique ability although he wasn't sure how to harness it and all his attempts failed. He had also learned that power and going super weren't the only things that the gems were good for, though that research was halted when he was finally arrested and defeated by Tails6000.
 * TBA
 * Mario attempts to open a rift to send the telepathy gem to another dimension. This backfires when the gem rejects the dimensional energy and reflects it, knocking Mario out.
 * Constantine arrives at the scene shortly after, accepting the telepathy gem from the unconscious hopper.
 * TBA
 * As Constantine arrives to the Ski Village, which the EPF has surrounded undercover. As he arrives, he uses the telepathy gem to dominate everyone around upon his will. This nullifies every single active agent in the village as he enters in the Everyday Phoning Facility.
 * Constantine asks an agent of where the EPF is hiding their gem, though the agent is clueless. Constantine then commands anyone with knowledge of it to come out and reveal the information to him. Rookie steps out, but its quickly revealed that it was a trick to stall Constantine; Rookie, along with other select top agents of the EPF, was wearing protective gear designed by Aye-Que to resist telepathy.
 * Constantine doubles his power usage and overcomes the technological block. He mentally dominates Dot and forces her to take him to the location of the gem. She takes him to the ICE (Impenetrable Containment Environment) and he easily retrieves the time gem.
 * Constantine mentally lets everyone free and it takes a moment for everyone to realize what just transpired. As everyone prepares to corner and trap Constantine, they find that he disappeared before their very eyes; he paused time and ran away, but none of the agents figure this out. The facility as a whole is put on lock down until further notice, some agents are stationed outside of the Ski Village just in case. Unfortunately, Constantine isn't even on Club Penguin anymore.
 * In the meantime, a "race" to the final gem begins. Other EPF branches and governments around Antarctica begin searching for the final gem in fear of what could happen per Dr. Aye-Que's theory.
 * TBA
 * An unsuspecting random citizen of Acadia prepares to face Constantine as she wields the essence gem as well as a gun.
 * She fails because Constantine stopped time and took the essence gem from her.
 * TBA

Other info

 * Just before these events, Kermit left on an untimely vacation (possibly explained in the prologue?). Kermit is wearing a Hawaiian shirt throughout this due to his interrupted vacation.
 * Obligatory Scrubbypingu cameo happens at some point during the story.

Characters

 * Kermit
 * Constantine
 * The Ed
 * Sensei
 * Fire Sensei
 * Water Sensei
 * Snow Sensei
 * Green Ninja
 * Tails6000
 * Detective Focci
 * Penquino
 * Dr. Aye-Que
 * Mario Arkay
 * Gary
 * Rookie
 * Dot
 * PSA

In here somewhere
 * Alexis Strugenhoff
 * Chill57181
 * Rogue Tvarkov
 * Scrubbypingu (obligatory cameo)
 * Speeddasher

Potential characters
 * Falco Hochstadt
 * Fisch Hochstadt
 * Hat Pop
 * Kenny Lagois
 * Winston

Discussion/idea pitching

 * sign me up -- get on the tightrope  ARB logo.png  wants snuggles, receives struggles  06:51, 22 July 2018 (UTC)
 * Now is a good time for me to give my views on Kermit. I'm OK with him being the mascot but I don't really like him on the wiki's logo.Radioactivechicken, Hello world!, What I did 15:00, 4 August 2018 (UTC)
 * Idk if non-collaborators can suggest ideas, but here we go - Aye-Que gets his freedom and a large sum of money, as long as he turns to good and saves the island with theories. What do you guys think? Penguinpuffdude  Hiking.png   It's time for a chat, no?    03:49, 5 November 2018 (UTC)
 * Anyone is allowed to contribute ideas. As for your idea, I think it's good though I'm not sure Tails would be okay with this at all given his rivalry with Aye-Que and the extent of his previous crimes. It would probably be Dr. Aye-Que's first offer, though he would need to settle for something far less. --Mario Rk 04:37, 5 November 2018 (UTC)
 * Right, then Aye-Que makes that offer first, but then Tails thinks that once the island is saved Aye-Que should go back to prison, along with any new items (but not machines, since he might teleport out or hack something or whatever) he may have bought with the money whilst he was out. Better? Penguinpuffdude  Hiking.png   It's time for a chat, no?    00:05, 6 November 2018 (UTC)
 * Here's an idea: make Constantine retcon orange juice too. --QP.png QUACKERPINGU WITH BIG LETTERS!   (talk).   Contributions   A link  Quackerpingu2.png 10:12, 5 November 2018 (UTC)
 * Obligatory Constantine enjoying Orange Juice scene; girl in Acadia with the gun is a teenager or chick. Also other potential characters probably include the rest of Antarctica's Protectors, at least Explorer, and potentially Kwiksilver & Willy, Ninj, Star, or Zone (though I know you don't like Zone much and idk what he could add).   C  K   Sysop  10:48, 5 November 2018 (UTC)
 * Surely you mean K O R M I T since Constantine hates orange juice --Chill57181 (Talk - Contributions  - My Articles )  20:24, 5 November 2018 (UTC)
 * UNLESS The random Acadian girl is carrying a bottle of orange juice mixed with some kind of chemical/sleeping medicine/Doom Weed/whatever, Constantine has no idea what it is but takes it anyway and enjoys the taste. Penguinpuffdude  Hiking.png   It's time for a chat, no?    05:34, 6 November 2018 (UTC)
 * Technically Constantine doesn't necessarily hate the taste of orange juice, just orange juice itself because Kermit likes it. He's very dedicated to his Kermit hatred. --Chill57181 (Talk - Contributions  - My Articles )  16:11, 6 November 2018 (UTC)
 * Why would a teenager be carrying a gun and a bottle of restricted orange juice around in Acadia. --Brant (Talk) (Contributions) 02:11, 7 November 2018 (UTC)
 * teenagers are crazy rebels man -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 14:31, 7 November 2018 (UTC)
 * I have no idea how long Bro's Red and Blue adventures would go and when's the specific time for this but I'd love to see the twins accidentally doing the right thing and unknowingly helping everyone while trying to out prank each other. -- in desperate need of a nap  ARB logo.png  bob do something  13:07, 5 November 2018 (UTC)
 * Probably not unfortunately, since Mario and Ed are important characters in both stories they probably can't happen at the same time. (also i think kermitity war takes place before the adventures of red and blue but don't quote me on that) --Chill57181 (Talk - Contributions  - My Articles )  20:22, 5 November 2018 (UTC)
 * Though not an idea, rather just a question, I am gonna say this: I'm currently making a war story, that will take place in 2019, but I wan't to be rude but if this gonna take place in 2019, I will probably delet this story, but basically, what i'm saying is that, i dont want my story interfeering with yours, but thats just my question.--RealMax 15:56, 7 November 2018 (UTC)RealMax
 * It doesn't really matter when stories are set or not. For example, I could go ahead and make the first of my Popcorn's Diary adventures right when this has begun, but nobody is going to tell me to stop because this one came first. As long as it doesn't happen in the same place as another war story (which would be interfering), then you can write your war story whenever you want. Penguinpuffdude  Hiking.png   It's time for a chat, no?    23:39, 7 November 2018 (UTC)

Kermitity Legacy
Hello to anyone who remains! I think just by how much time has passed, it's become more and more abundantly clear that the Kermitity War story unfortunately isn't happening. In addition to being kind of busy in general, and the network being down like a good 99% of this year and the community kind of disappearing as a result, I've lost motivation to finish Kermitity War. However, instead of leaving off on that somber note, I wanted to leave here as many of the details and ideas from Kermitity War's development here as possible. I don't know how many people will see this, how many people still check to see if the network is still alive these days or if this will ultimately be buried away in last month's recent changes due to another four week downtime, though I wanted to finally share these details anyway!

First off, I have to say I bit off way more than I could chew. I knew from the start that this was a project a bit too big for me, someone who doesn't really know the full in's and out's of Fanon's universe and history. Despite that, I wanted to try and push through and produce something special; a celebration of Fanon's canon. Eventually I became convinced that this should've been a project mostly worked on solo, which was definitely one of many mistakes. The other mistake, I would say, is trying to even start Kermitity War to begin with. To be blunt, Fanon's continuity is kind of a mess. Lots of things contradict one another, important dates seemingly shift around at times and many important event stories, like basically everything in For Great Justice, are incomplete. This mistake led to another mistake, which was my attempt at "fixing" canon by rewriting some older articles to be up to higher standards and clarify lore while still honoring some of what came before it. You can see some of these efforts in the reworks I did for Tails6000 and Uncle Chuckdechuck, which I planned to do for more classic user characters and locations returning in Kermitity War, though I never got that far obviously. My (also incomplete) Ninja Village and Ninja reworks were also written to reflect how they would be in Kermitity War, though admittedly the Ninja rework spiraled into a project of its own since I had a ton of fun with brainstorming ideas for it.

But that's all a bunch of background stuff. Now to talk about what Kermitity War itself would've been. Below are listed the beginning of the Kermitity War prologue, the updated Kermitity War outline containing details on the first chapter, and a rough Kermitity War synopsis after that, talking about everything else that would've happened.

The incomplete Kermitity War prologue

A constant of our universe is a search for power.

Observed amongst many who seek to use this power for themselves, for others, or for the greater good.

Stories are passed down from generation to generation of those who succeeded in their quest for power, oftentimes blurring the distinction between reality and fiction.

One such tale originates from a lost island known to the penguins as the Seraphim Isles.

A large and powerful gem – appropriately titled as the Master Gem – was discovered, forever changing the lives of those who lived there.

Wars were fought over the control of the Master Gem. The power of the universe was within their grasp, and thus the isles fell to a war zone.

The elders had watched everyone suffer under the consequences of their lust for power. They remembered the time before temptation, when all tribes could co-exist in peace.

There never would be a victor to control the Master Gem. Everyone lost in the war; allies were dead, the environment was unsalvagable, and many lacked homes for refuge.

The tribe elders knew that there never should be any individual to be capable of that much power or responsibility.

Out of each tribe, their wisest was selected so that they might end the temptation and restore their land to its proper glory.

Each one placed their flipper onto the Master Gem in unison, all concentrating on the same goal.

With that, power surged through their bodies, and were immediately encased in a pillar of light that could be seen across all of Antarctica's skies.

When the light had faded within mere seconds, their isles had been restored to their former glory and injuries vanished without a trace.

Though nothing is without a cost. The elders had sacrificed their lives to permanently fracture the Master Gem's power and influence, leaving behind seven newborn gems– one for each tribe to protect.

Any one of the gems were capable of immense amounts of destruction and were named in accordance to that potential. When seven Destruction Gems united, they could carry out a single command of its user for a limited time, after which they would scatter across Antarctica.

As for the Master Gem, it was left behind as nothing but an empty memorial of what used to be– Or so they thought.

In truth, even when united the Destruction Gems were never as powerful as the Master Gem at its peak. This was because unbeknownst to everyone, the Master Gem was still cruical as a conduit for accessing the unlimited potential of all the united gems.

Though this was not an easy task as the gems were lost by almost all the Seraphim tribes, reduced to nothing but another story to be passed on. And they remained as such for generations until the Destruction Gems were brought back into the public eye.

I stopped writing at that point since I wasn't sure when to say the destruction gems would have returned to the public's attention. This also would've been around the time I started on Tails6000's and Uncle Chuckdechuck's reworks to try and figure out a good timeline for things to take place. I imagine I would have later specified the event as the Nightmare Epic, specifically the Plot Revision's interpretation of the event. Unlike the current iteration of the story, the plot revision provides an ending and gives numerous details about what would've happened throughout it.

An interesting thing to note about the original Nightmare Epic, is that it was originally set to take place in 2011. Due to the rewrites and reworks of the current iteration of the story, it now takes place in 2016, which messed with the timeline established by Wikia Catastrophe a little bit. In Wikia Catastrophe, Taiz (the son of Tails) was implied to be a lot older, instead of a chick. Due to the crunched timeline, there was now less ambiguous time for Tails to marry Eclipse and have his son. So while Kermitity would have treated the events of the original Nightmare Epic as canonical, it would have effectively ignored Taiz's older age in Wikia Catastrophe in favor of him being a relative newborn in line with the "current" timeline. To remedy this, I stick with TheBroMaster's headcanon that penguins age faster than humans, reminiscent of dog years (though not exactly the same as dog years). I believe this also explains why Shops Island had so many teenage presidents early in its history. Penguin age is probably something no one will ever universally agree on, but I figured I would at least explain Taiz and his maturity in the span of two years of age.

The prologue would have also stated that Kermit was on vacation after a series of victories against Weekee attacks for Christmas, though no one knew where he was when Antarctica needed him most. While I don't think I specified this anywhere else on-wiki, the events of Kermitity War, specifically the Dojo battle, began on the night of December 27, 2018 and would have made its way into the first week of 2019.

'''The final? Kermitity War outline'''

As you can see, Chapter 1 was pretty much nonstop action, probably would've been very entertaining to watch as an animated short film. The second chapter was meant to take a moment to ground everything and slowly emphasize the stakes of Constantine's quest. While I didn't have all of the outlines as thoroughly fleshed out beyond Detective Focci and The Ed, I did have a general idea on what I wanted to happen. Below is a synopsis of the rest of Kermitity War following the scenes after Detective Focci and The Ed with some commentary from me here and there.

Rough Kermitity War Synopsis & Commentary

Next, just for fun, I thought to include a list of every character that would have appeared in Kermitity War according to the outline and synopsis. In order of appearance.

Lastly, I present two Kermitity War sketches.



On the left, a concept for the Kermitity War poster/story cover. On the right, a doodle of Constantine ready to snap the Kermitity Gauntlet that I had planned to polish for use in the final story. I planned to add more character placements on the poster as I figured out their greater roles in the story, but as I keep saying, it never got that far. The characters on the poster were from top to bottom, left to right, Constantine, Scrubbypingu (who likely wouldn't had been in the final poster and was there as a silly placeholder for the time being), Sensei, Kermit, Mario Arkay, Tails6000, Penquino, The Ed, PSA, Rogue Tvarkov, Detective Focci and Doctor Aye-Que. It's obviously parodying the Infinity War poster.

I've spent actual days typing this out, and began before the June downtime. I've proofread this so many times, and am a little worried I'll think of more things to add the moment I save the page, but I suppose it is what it is. If anyone catches any typos, or I somehow have an incomplete sentence somewhere, then depending on the severity of it I might go ahead and make small corrections, but for the most part I'd say this is it. Maybe someone can actually complete Kermitity War using the information I provided, but just know that it's not my mission anymore. With how frequently the wiki has been down this year, I've not only lost motivation but have begun to forget any plans I had for my Fanon articles. I hope at the very least you enjoyed reading all of this. I put way too much effort into typing all of this needless information out, and I for sure put way too much effort behind a freakin' Club Penguin story of all things. what has my life become.

Conclusively, I would say I had some fun writing and figuring out this stuff. Even though I literally just joked about this being a Club Penguin story, I still think Fanon has transcended the original game, and to me, has taken on an identity of its own. --Mario Rk 22:56, 17 July 2020 (UTC)

Comments?
Did somebody say "maybe someone can actually complete Kermitity War"? :-)

Honestly though maybe soon, idk we'll see --Chill57181 (Talk • Contributions )  00:22, 18 July 2020 (UTC)

pls dont tempt me

okay but beyond that, this was a great read!! i almost forgot that this was a thing so i was so glad to see this, a nice trip down memory lane and whatnot. im sure it wouldve been a great read when it's written :D -- A R  B    salus populi suprema lex esto  05:32, 18 July 2020 (UTC)

This is really ambitious and I like it

also i don't know why you were expecting a continuity created by a bunch of kids who played a flash game about waddling around and meeting new friends with very little coordination to be consistent in any way lol Current Status: if you're actually able to read this, then probably doing fine (T • C • Y) 14:59, 18 July 2020 (UTC)