Z-Virus

The Z-Virus (also known as the Potion of Youth) is a powerful potion that physically reduces and reverses the aging process, effectively changing adult penguins to chicks, adolescents, depending on the age. It is classified as Just Plain Secret, so only certain characters can view it. Unlike the similarly named X and Y Viruses, the Z-Virus is a product manufactured by penguinkind, not a disease. It also doesn't make antibodies of the host, but affects the host directly. If it got into the wrong hands.....

Description
The formula is extremely thick with dark-colored grains of sand, mixed in with dull red color, much like a mullet's scales, though a bit darker. Chi Con is the ONLY known place in the world to have this item produced, however, it is rumored that it is produced on Ed Island, however, EDFan has said that is a lie.

It is made of ten pounds of sliced ditto root, forty gallons of salt water, and one ton of sand, all ground up for three hours. They poor it in, and concentrate it. All of this is yielded into a vial of one quart's worth of Z Virus.

This legendary item truly reduces age and reverts the aging process, changing elders to adults, adults to children, adolescents to chicks, and such.

However, if a chick was to drink it, they would be changed back to their original age and become a mindless slave to the first person they see. It takes a full pound of Ditto to revert this, and then ditto treatment to counteract the ditto. However, too much ditto and the poor creature will delete itself.

Trivia

 * Mwa Mwa Penguins will do ANYTHING for this, as they want to be real chicks.
 * The countries that make it can get rather rich from it.
 * It is rumoured to also made in Scoodlepeep.
 * It is a very loose parody of the Goo Goo Gas from Spongebob.