User:Penguinpuffdude

#YellowVests

"A Slap in the Face of Public Taste"

- Title of Russian avant-garde artists' manifesto



"A Slap in the Face of Public Taste"

- Title of Russian avant-garde artists' manifesto

"Why can't a tree be called a Pluplusch, and Pluplubasch when it has been raining?"

- Hugo Ball

"The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork."

- Oscar Wilde

"Music is the space between the notes."

- Claude Debussy

"Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it."

- G. K. Chesterton

Fun fact: did you know that I've now run out of fun facts?

i've typed in "club penguin popcorn 3000" in google search engine so many times it's become a google wave thank me later

Hi there; I'm Penguinpuffdude, and I've been a mostly inactive user since registering on 2nd September 2016. For more trivia, scroll down until you reach the section on "Me".

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Polls
Would you read "Remembrance of Things Past" if you had to? Yes No Maybe I prefer Woolf/Joyce/Eliot/whatever Madeleine Please

If you only had a girl's comic to read, would you read it? Sure! Okay. Maybe not... No! Definitely not!

Would I like Silentism? Yessss! Ok then! Maybe. No. NO NO AND NO!

Me
"TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

- My epic catchphrase; TTTTTTTTTTTHANK YOUUUUUUUUUUU for taking an interest in it! :3



So, you decided to scroll down instead? Congrats on crossing the Wall of Templates, even though you probably just used the contents box-thingy to get here fast or just grabbed the scroll-bar-thing to the bottom of the page, but okay...

Firstly, I am, for the moment, not quitting. In a discussion here (half of my contributions of which I find pretty cringy), I more or less vowed not to leave the wiki until the end approaches. If I hadn't said that, then I probably would have quitted weeks (as of November 2019) ago to make way for my schedule.

Note that some of the information above and below may be out-of-date because of my laziness to update it.

Now for the interesting stuff!

For a summary, just think of me as an old-fashioned (as in "I need  in my life") user who likes fun, and therefore is a bit of a joker (Nifty Nifty Pop Boom's "picnic basket on wheels" element and Chesshire LOLCat's eternal pessimism, for example) and can create (in my opinion) fine running gags. Being a former rollback and checking the wiki almost everyday, ask away at any question, especially if you want a template. Just ask away. Unless it's advanced wikicode. I'm a scrub at wikicode.

"Wait", I hear you say (I can't; that's technically impossible but whatevs), "how do I even ask you?". Weeeeeeeeeeell, it's best that you don't even try calling me - or waiting - on to the IRC/webchat. I can't be bothered to go on them, so don't even try. However, I do rarely go there, about once one or four months, but the main reason is because the CAPTCHA checking-thingie is too much hassle. The fact that I live in a time-zone where it's usually night when it's day (and vice-versa) for most other users doesn't help. Overall, it's best if you use the traditional method of leaving me a message on the talk-page (as long it isn't invites to go onto the IRC/webchat asap).

Oh, and did you come to have a spice of my articles without checking them? Well done! Anyway, in case you actually decide to check them, keep in mind I don't write fancy articles about Politicians and Wizards and whatnot, but just average penguins in the street. Realist articles are my genre (as long as it doesn't go on and on about, say, a tangerine on a table), as well as Humour and Parody.

I have a wiki blog, which is pretty pointless since I haven't edited it for a while now, but if you're plain nosey, check it out and comment away.

My current projects are Adventures of the Popcorn Family, Willow Island (and Willow Island/History), and Motorbike Fred.

''If you have found any LQAs/stubs that might be of my taste (underdogs, Pizza Parlour staff, etc.), then hand 'em over and I'll renovate them for a happy existence and be un-orphaned. The same goes with pics in Special:UnusedFiles. I'm Miss Maylie and a feminine version of Mr. Brownlow, me.''

Current Signature (complete with bad joke) -

Timeline
Modeled off User:Twozenos124's (former) timeline


 * Early 2016
 * Whilst looking for the official Club Penguin Wiki, I stumble across this wiki. Disappointed that it wasn't the official one, I close the tab and then forget about it.


 * Some Time Later, 2016
 * I see User:Hat Pop's ad for Shops Wiki on her channel, and I decide to join.


 * September 2, 2016
 * I join the wiki network, and eventually Fanon too.


 * September 5, 2016 - December 21, 2016
 * I make a whole load of naïve, rubbish articles which I don't like, now I look back.


 * December 21, 2016
 * The bridge between these rubbish, naïve articles to the style I write in today is created - Ping-Ping.


 * December 23, 2016
 * I make Casterpenguin.


 * December 25, 2016
 * The first Christmas when I'm still on the Wiki.


 * March 1, 2017
 * Promoted to rollback.


 * June, 2017
 * Featured user.


 * June 20, 2017
 * The day when there were only two edits, rip


 * September 2017
 * My article Casterpenguin becomes a Featured Article (yay!).


 * September 2, 2017
 * First anniversary.


 * December 5, 2017
 * I disappear; this leads to me being demoted from rollback.


 * May 30, 2018
 * I return, and begins reconstruction on Casterpenguin (now a HQA).


 * September 2, 2018
 * 2nd anniversary, that is celebrated with the wiki having a week-long server error.


 * November 9, 2018
 * My first article to be declared an HQA - Robert Winston.


 * November 12, 2018
 * I quit Shops Wiki.


 * December 3-9, 2018
 * Runs for admin, but fails, because I jumped too late on the bandwagon.


 * December 25, 2018
 * Second Christmas on the Wiki.


 * February, 2019
 * Featured user.


 * February, 2019 - idk Spring 2019
 * Active user.


 * idk Spring 2019 - Present
 * Falls down abyss of work; appears a few times a week but overall semi-quit.

Article Statistics

 * My crowning glories are Casterpenguin, being my first article to get featured (:D), Robert Winston, for being a scrub the first article of mine that was declared HQA and onions fondness, and Bellarocker, because there's lotsa lotsa iodine I like Susan Walker, even though she is a bit of a Mary Sue (cooking? yes! iodine? yes! sailing? yes!).


 * I have made an unbelievable amount of parodies, but sometimes since they're half-parodies I don't acknowledge them (even Robert Winston and Chesshire LOLCat are half-parodies! Find them out!).


 * Longest article I made is Arctic Hare
 * Longest article I adopted but which I wrote mostly is Ghostlia


 * My scrubbiest article is Robert Winston


 * The first HQA I have is Popcorn 3000


 * My first featured article is Casterpenguin.
 * My first featured adopted article is Dooley.


 * My record fastest at adopting an article is approx. 1 hour, whilst adopting Grump.

 My articles. Modeled off User:Wikipenguino45
 * Star.png Arctic Hare
 * Star.png Featured.PNG Casterpenguin (my crowning glory!)
 * Star.png Wikiadoption.png Ghostlia
 * Star.png Wikiadoption.png Penguins: A Threat to Human Society
 * Star.png Popcorn 3000
 * Star.png Wikiadoption.png Pyramid of Parody
 * Star.png Robert Winston
 * MegaStar.PNG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (shared OOC with User:Mr Cow2)
 * MegaStar.PNG A Sparrow
 * Rocks.png Adventures of the Popcorn Family (shared OOC with User:Radioactivechicken)
 * MegaStar.PNG Ahcadhist Penjwin
 * MegaStar.PNG Anchovy Daffodil (Ahahahahaha...)
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Anti-Hochstadt Gang
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png AntiWalrus
 * MegaStar.PNG Asd-Fghjkl
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png ASTERISK WALRUS
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Aye-Que Gets Tails Rolled
 * MegaStar.PNG Bellarocker
 * MegaStar.PNG Bernie
 * MegaStar.PNG Black Dog (shared OOC with User:RealMax)
 * MegaStar.PNG Cap'n Imitate
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Copier Guy
 * MegaStar.PNG Chesshire LOLCat
 * MegaStar.PNG CPD (shared OOC with User:Mcdonalds394)
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Dime Penguin
 * MegaStar.PNG Doom Chef (shared OOC with User:Mr Cow2)
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Featured.PNG Dooley
 * MegaStar.PNG Edudffupniugnep
 * MegaStar.PNG OHYEAH.png Imbox LQA.png Fragile Things Inc (not mine, but I raised it to AQA standards)
 * MegaStar.PNG OHYEAH.png Imbox LQA.png Fire Ninja (not mine, but I raised it to AQA standards)
 * MegaStar.PNG Foe Stummer
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Grump
 * MegaStar.PNG HandyWalrus
 * MegaStar.PNG Hungry
 * MegaStar.PNG Leetle Penguinpuff
 * MegaStar.PNG LICENSE TO BE ANNOYING
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Mysterious Ninja
 * MegaStar.PNG Miellouise
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Mockhopper
 * MegaStar.PNG Mugston Cupotea (definitely not a cup, sure...)
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Mwa Mwa Talk
 * MegaStar.PNG Natasha
 * MegaStar.PNG Nifty Nifty Pop Boom
 * MegaStar.PNG OHYEAH.png Non-Member
 * MegaStar.PNG Norfolk Terrier
 * MegaStar.PNG Pardon?
 * MegaStar.PNG Peng-Virus
 * MegaStar.PNG OHYEAH.png Imbox LQA.png Penguin Mail (not mine, but I raised it to AQA standards)
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Penguin Micro: The Game
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Penguin Micro: The Movie
 * MegaStar.PNG Penguinpuffdude (yes, seriously)
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Penguin P. PPenguin
 * MegaStar.PNG Penguinwoofpads (...was I serious then?)
 * MegaStar.PNG Penguin What Dude
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Perry
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Pizza Puffle
 * MegaStar.PNG Popcorn 3000/Diary
 * MegaStar.PNG Prof. Penguinpuffdude
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Qwerty Uiop
 * MegaStar.PNG Rockthemic
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Sarah Penguin
 * MegaStar.PNG Shegg
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png The 9001 Steps
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Theangol Anator
 * MegaStar.PNG The Minix
 * MegaStar.PNG Waiting Walter
 * MegaStar.PNG Wiki the Cat
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png WalrusWithAnOverlyLongTitleThatNeverEnds
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Welcome00
 * MegaStar.PNG Wy-sky
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Yeno124
 * MegaStar.PNG Wikiadoption.png Yyywoofoo
 * MegaStar.PNG XenguinXuffXude
 * LQAStar.png Two Slapping Penguins

Trivia

 * Due to an increased workload, don't expect me to turn up as much as I did in the past.
 * I'm generally more active every second Tuesday, but otherwise I'm trying hard not to get swamped in completing (usually overdue) assignments/planning stuff with deadlines/whatever.
 * As of November 1: Still stuck in the Abyss of Work but avant-garde art is providing a means of possible escape! Jokes aside, I've basically half-quit; may not turn up at all for long spaces of time.


 * If I write something which doesn't make sense/seems hare-brained/not related to the issue at all, then please blame it on my breakfast/lack of breakfast, kthxbai! :3


 * please excuse the cringey name, i didn't know then that i would be around for 2+ years
 * just call me PPD or something


 * According to the "Which Art Collective Do You Belong To?" quiz on the Tate museum's website (here), I belong to the Donkey's Tail. Apparently, of course. I am not a time-traveler. What that says about me I simply can't imagine, but I'll try my best anyway. Anybody fancy some Futurist cyclists in brown coats? Or a play about the author which ends in some shameless self-promotion? Or a tango with cows? Anybody? Anybody??


 * You can use my articles without permission, as long as they stay true to their characters. It's nicer if you ask first, though.


 * Currently, books are my passion and it always will be! :D
 * If a random bunch of Harry Potter/Hunger Games/Inkheart/etc. fans stole a time machine and stormed my house and sent me to the future as punishment for hating any of those series and the future ended up like "Fahrenheit 451", then my poor books and I wouldn't last a week. "In the name of Don Quixote/Anna Karenina/Paul Bäumer/etc.!" "Right, how do I get away from these Magwitch-like phreaks in black?" "Is this a nightmare, or is the world really like Fahrenheit 451?" "HELP I'M A BOOK-LOVER AND I'M BURNING TO DEATH" ...and so on.


 * My favourite article? Reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyyy difficult question, but I like the salty orphaned underdogs of the weekee because ynaut?
 * Top 5 in complete disorder is Scrubbypingu, Veggie Bob, Rektster Oneshot, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (of course i'd say that half of the ooc rights go to me)  and Naomi Jones.

TL;DR

 * I'm a fun-loving user who's been around since 2016! I can answer most non-Wikicode-related questions, and has had experience as a rollback. Books, stamps, jokes and random facts are my passions!