User:Dave33333/2

The following story I write is a parody, self deprecation, and resembles no mockery to any user.

Late 2017

'''Jedi Knight Penstubal had arrived on Mustafar, a fire planet of lava and ash. Soon the landing platform came down and Penstubal left the ship, there he would find his young apprentice, Dave.'''

'''Dave was masterful of the force, strong, willing, but had no strong emotion, and lacked stability as a whole. The elder Penstubal took him under his wing to learn the ways of the force. Unfortunately, things went wrong.'''

'''Outside forces changed his thinking, took advantage of his emotions, and now turned him against his master. Penstubal stared at the now former shell of his once happy apprentice.'''

Penstubal: DAVE! TURN AROUND!

'''He did so, and the sight was absolutely horrifying. Under a robe were glowing orange eyes, corruption had tainted the heart of a once nice person.'''

Dave: You cannot influence me no longer, my master...

Penstubal: DAVE! THINK OF WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! THE FRIENDS YOU HAVE KILLED! THE WORLDS YOU HAVE DESTROYED! LOOK INTO YOUR HEART, LOOK INTO YOUR SOUL! SEE INSIDE YOURSELF, REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME.

Dave: ''I am strong with the force now! Stronger than you'll ever be!''

Penstubal: LOOK PAST YOUR ARROGANCE, YOUR ANGER, LOOK INTO THE LIGHT!

Dave: ''There is no light anymore, old friend. You shall die, and I shall rule Fanon once and for all.''

Penstubal: Your emotions have corrupted you! But, if this is how it must be...

Penstubal pulled out his lightsaber.

Penstubal: Then I'm afraid I must vanquish you...

Dave now pulled out his lightsaber.

Dave: You will die before you are even able to touch me...

Penstubal: Arrogant fool!

'''The lightsabers were engaged. one blue, one pure black. Dave went forward in a charge, planning to strike Penstubal in the chest for the fatal blow, but Penstubal jumped, much more wise than Dave was, and was now behind him.'''

Dave turned around, and engaged in another charge, Penstubal would jump to a higher ground.

Penstubal: Stop your foolishness! You have become what you have hated! Of all the things you have done!

Dave: ''Stop your lies! I have brought POWER, PEACE, PROSPERITY, I WILL RULE THIS FANDOM WITH AN IRON FIST IF I MUST!''

Penstubal: Are you hearing yourself?! You are worse than what you have hated! You have lost all logic, all critical thinking!

Dave: YOU WILL DIE BY MY HAND YOU CORRUPTER OF SOULS!

Penstubal drove Dave into a goose chase, running into construction project meant to bring means of making thermal energy.

Dave promptly followed him in as a means to finally end him.

Penstubal had means to harm Dave, if he so dared to try and kill him.

Dave flung his lightsaber at him, and Penstubal fought back, going on the defensive, walking backwards into the control room.

The two fought their way through it, and into the steam room, as the reactors needed water, for the station would practically melt, Penstubal struck one of the steam pipes, and push it directly into Dave's face, in which he screamed in agony.

His face would suffer severe burns, but Dave shook his head, not caring, half of his face now looked deformed.

'''He ignored this pain, and the two fought their way out. You think I'm gonna go into extreme detail, screw that, I'm not George Lucas.'''

Blah, blah, higher ground, arrogance, cutting off of Dave's flippers, etc.

Dave was screaming in agony, slowly falling into the ash and lava that awaited him.

Penstubal: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE TO DESTROY THE CORRUPTION, NOT BECOME IT! BRING BALANCE TO THE WIKI, NOT DESTROY IT!

Dave: I HATE YOU!

Penstubal: You were a brother to me, Dave... I loved you...

He would walk away...

Dave's flippers had been cut off, and soon, fire ignited him, his fluff burning into a crisp, screams filled the sky, screaming "I HATE YOU" multiple times, still not realizing he had lost an empire he never truly had.

Remember kids, DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE once said: "I like doughnuts."

The end.