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Micro Hard and Soft ® - MOM v. Gates. Victory for us, and the free market. -but mostly us.



 • Destroy Penguin OS

• Destroy Peach

• Check Company Details

• Forcefully buy out Snowtendo (UPDATE: They said no.)

• Dominate the Antarctic Market

• Kill Andrew K. Rapone and Zapwire

• Brainwash everyone!

Self-destruct in... ...YOUR DREAMS!

 Installing Doors has never been  easier harder than this 

If you would like to purchase a Micro Hard and Soft product, either: pay 100 pebbles for quality software, join the MMK, go to the toilet, pay 100 pebbles for quality software, go to the toilet, destroy Linus, buy Peach and give it to Micro Hard and Soft, buy a PBOX, disregard Explorer, disregard Darktan, or go to the toilet!

Purchase a product. (Please BUY)


 * Doors
 * PBOX
 * MHS-GEEZER
 * Stock (but not too much! I want to keep my company, thank you!)

Loyal Customers (Please PRAISE)
 * The Crowned Executive Officer of Dorkugal


 * Any Dorkugese who's SMART!!


 * Holyberden, baby!


 * TurtleShroom!


 * The Mabel Mongrel Klan (Actually, do NOT praise them. We give them the most viruses, and hence want to kill ZapWire because of this organization.)


 * Whoever he is.


 * Professor Zlo Shroomsky


 * TurtleShroom's Family


 * Fat Duck

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