Adventures of a Young Chick Known as Flywish

These are childhood experiences of your favorite character Flywish

Chapter I: Girls
If there's one thing Flywish loved and still loves, it's girls. Rose wasn't the only one he longed for. In fact, one day when he was twelve years old, he walked to a local mall he lived by. He found a girl his age sitting at a bench inside. He went up to her and introduced himself. He was slightly nervous but not that much. His friend Mcmahon was supposed to join him in this plan but was at home sick. So anyway, he introduced himself to the girl and she responded because she found him kind of cute.

Flywish:"Hello there, my name is Blake, but most penguins call me Flywish, or Fly for short."

Alex:"My name is Alexandria. But most penguins call me Alex."

They talked for a minute or two, until the girl's mother came up. Flywish looked at her. She had a pink blouse with roses on it. She had her arms crossed with an agitated look on her face. She grabbed Alex's arm and began to scold her.

Alex's Mom:"Alex! I told you no talking to boys! You're too young!"

Alex:"But mom he's cute!"

Alex's Mom:"No buts! Let's continue our shopping."

They walked away. Flywish sat down on the bench disappointed and heartbroken. A teenage couple walked by and took a pause to kiss. The young Flywish glared at the couple in jealousy.

Chapter 2: Diaper Days
Since that story was pretty short, let's just go WAY back. No, seriously. WAYYYYYYYYYY BACK for real. To the days...

OF DIAPERS.

Baby Flywish was just sitting in his bedroom playing with his toys. When suddenly, when he least expected it...

BLARP!!!!!

He pooped his pants. And that meant...

A CHANGE.

But he just kept playing.

And playing.

AND PLAYING.

Until...

His mom suddenly came in the bedroom to take him for a nap.

Flywish's Mom: Ok, time for your na...P.U. WHAT IN THE NAME OF WHOOT SMACKLER WHOOT????????

It was the dirtiest, stinkiest, most pungent diaper EVER! Not even an average Cuddles diaper could stand it! Flywish's mom immediately fell to the ground and Flywish ended up laughing too hard.

Flywish: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And he collapsed too.

(Note: this chapter took place in the early 80s)

Ok next chapter who is it gonna be this time