Alyssa One-Up Joystick

Alyssa One-Up Joystick is a young witch-in-training who is obsessed with everything evil, spooky, and grim. She hopes to take over the world with her "boyfriend" Xet (who is trying his hardest to rid himself of her).

Background
Not much is known about her background. She hatched in Club Penguin, but moved to South Pole City as soon as she could waddle because her parents thought the government and schools there was better. Legends say her parents died in a fire that she caused, and other say she turned them into forks with the help of Caitlin, her evil puffle minion that she rescued from almost being run over by a Bean Counters truck.

When she was seven, her parents passed away and she inherited their dilapidated manor, located in Resisty Circle. It is currently between Amy's house and Xet's base, and like the former two, is across the street from the Grimom residence. She befriended Veranda, developed a massive crush on Xet, and tried to turn Amy into "something that could catch on fire or explode when lit". She practiced her magic, prepared potions, and tried out her powers by redecorating the old building she called home. She also stole Irvins' game console and constantly invited Veranda over to play it with her. She eventually accepted, developing a friendship with the spooky young girl.

Alyssa's twelfth birthday brought matches, a book of spells and a starter wand, a bundle of new games for her stolen console, and a Vii. Alyssa was, at first, sad that her stolen Game-Sphere had to move on, then realized all those new GS games were forward-compatible with her new system. She immediately plugged the Vii into her TV, read the setup manual, and popped in a Super Sapie Bros. fighting game. She tossed a controller at Veranda, and they played for the rest of the day. Everyone else left and stole the cake, as well as Alyssa's wallet.

Involvement
What is there to involve? She enjoys to play video games, make potions, set things on fire, and test out new spells on reluctant penguins that she yanked out of an alley.

Trivia

 * If you haven't guessed already, she is a parody of Ashley from the WarioWare game series.
 * She idolizes Maria and WitchyPenguin.
 * Rocket Slug thinks she's evil.
 * This time, she's right.
 * Her last name is not really Joystick... or is it?