Talk:Snoss-Castillan War

IRC Proposition: Japaland's Revenge
SN gave me the go-ahead to do this in this tale.

'''{This is a draft. How many B-movie cliches can I use in one draft? I'll need ZK to help. :P }'''

It was a grey and overcast day at the foothills of the mountains of Japaland. The wind blew lightly though the nenon-colored hair of the nation's chibi half, and through the equally odd (but normally colored) styles of the redneck half. The chibi/anime penguins were wearing robes, overalls, or robes over overalls (hard to tell), while the rednecks were wearing pretty much the same thing, but more overall than robe. The culture fusion was as creepy as ever. Leaves were blown in the air, and they twirled and danced in a manner that could not be scripte any better. It was like a scene from a badly budgeted B-movie.

Several television cameras seemed to be present and facing a tall building. One half looked like a white temple of sorts, the other half an old-fashioned red barn, the two divided straight down the middle.

From this building came what was apparently a chibi penguin, but a tall one. His bubbly eyes were a red color that contrasted with the black hair that framed his face and almost covered the tops of his eyes. His beak was twisted into a harsh frown, that, adorable as it was, was certainly serious business. Small lack glasses finished the weirdness. He was wearing a purple suit and a white tie with red hexagons on it. Under the suit's sportscoat was a robe the same color as the suitjacket.

He looked like a laughing matter, but he certainly wasn't. This odd bird was, in fact, Shikoguno Mikishinai Katoni, the head of state of Japaland and, as the customs came to call it, the "commander guy" of the nation.

The chibi ruler greeted the penguins in fluent Japanese- accented like it came from Mattress Village but perfectly understandable. After a moment, he dramatically lowered his head and closed his eyes.

The wind whipped the robe under Katoni's robe in a dramatic fashion as he stood firm. The head of state looked back up and opened those big eyes with a ">: (" sort of face. He switched to English and began in that tenor sound that helped him be such a good speaker. Katoni's English wasn't accented.

"My fellow Japalandese, both noble farmer and brilliant electronic builder, I was elected on the sole promise. That promise..." the Shukoguno whipped his head to a camera as it zoomed in on him, "...was to revive Japaland. We were once a nation of CONQUERERS. WINNERS. WE KICKED BUTT AND TOOK NAMES."

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