Talk:Swiss Ninja Hochstadt

IMO SN needs a revamp. Huge revamp. --Austin8310 15:44, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

Yep. Swiss's personality and alot of this article is outdated.--XTUX Hun May the bird of paradise fly up yer nose! 18:23, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

Hello Fellow Ninja
Greetings fellow ninja, care to join my army? We both have a lust for taking over antarctica. With me, you will succeed once I take over the Ninjas! --Wrath Ninja

Invitation
Due the the recent discovery of a map that is purported to lead to the Three Fruits of Happiness, I therefore invite you to partake in the newly commisioned expedition that is going to travel to what the map dictates. You are one of the very few penguins asked to join because of your special talents and skills. Reply now; you will not receive another reminder of this privilige.

PS: This message will self-destruct in the 10 seconds remaining after you will have finished reading this letter.



GIMME BACK MAH TV!
GIMME MAH TV! XD Tails6000 Hadoken ready to hit joo unless you give me back mah tv!

(BTW swiss, if ya wanna ask, read Tails6000 and the Ray of Youth to ask why he's nuts about the TV)

Well wanna do it the hard way or the easy way? or the medium way? or the semi-easy-medium-hard way, or the sorta hard with the awkward twist of easy medium challenging way? Tails6000 Or the way that makes me feel less toung twisted

RE: Request
Sure, I'll come to the hotel and perform a song or two! I love doing shows for my fans across the USA. -DJ Melodie

For Science, You Monster
//Begin Transmission/Date: 7-25-2034/To: Swiss Ninja/From: EDFan Holding Disk Operating System//

Ah, Swiss. You should see yourself in my time. It's hilarious really. Now, at least we had an agreement. You wouldn't attack me, and I wouldn't release the neurotoxins. It's amazing how one penguin dying can start up a real fight. You were always the egoistic type. Luckily, I wasn't dead for long. I stopped future you from threatening my country when I stepped down. You see, the smell of neurotoxins to me is beauty in the air. Not so much for penguins. Oh well. Enjoy your life, you lunatic.

--EDFan Holding Disk Operating System

Hi
Hi Swiss, If your awesome then am I awesomer then you? Hmmmm, I think so.....yep I'm awesomer then you. And give tails6000 back his tv or I will be even more awesomer then you.

-Redspeed3

Hahaha...
Oh really, Swiss ninja! If you're so clever and "Awesome" you should know the difference between "World Domination" and "A Mutiny Rise"!! -Redspeed3

//End Transmission//

Mewwy Swissmas!
Here's your present!





--Fooly8 (talk) 01:11, 24 January 2013 (UTC)

Darth Swissius
Yeah... We there should be some pictures of him :P  Cp kid    Wanna Talk?   21:03, 7 June 2013 (UTC)

Confusing
I keep on getting excited when I see that message thing color until I read the text. :U -- Your rollback's on it!   Oh, despicable me.  14:57, 26 July 2013 (UTC)

Alliance
Greetings, Kaiser Swiss Ninja AKA Darth Swissus.

You may heard of me before. My name is Emperor Octavian. In the Order of the Sith, they called me Darth Vincenzo.

I am here to forge an alliance between your empire and my empire. Despite our difference, we could work together to conquer Antarctica.

I may have no military for now, but I could fund your military campaigns.

--His Imperial Majesty Emperor Octavian

Present
--Xoorp

yo sup swiss
hey swiss guess what i got! *shows fish money* :D -Retrogamerboy

Transmission Incoming....
Hey, Swiss, cousin, it's me. 12yz12ab. When you take over the world or whatever you're trying to do, can I keep my private island? It's for my family. I found it, it's mine. Don't take my island. I'm watching you. --12yz12ab

Umm, Swiss?
Isn't this page fair game now that Swiss retired last month?

--Mr Cow2 (talk) 13:20, 9 July 2015 (UTC)