The Ravine Story

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One fine day, Snow wandered into a ravine. Again. On his afternoon stroll. What happened? Is he okay? Will he make it out alive?

The Backstory
Snow is deep in a ravine after accidentally falling in on his afternoon stroll.

???: Golly! Is... everything alright?

???: Say. Are you EVEN there?

???: I'll shut up now.

Snow: ...? Who's...?

???: Hiya! Remember me? Your dearest friend? Good ol' Teletron?

Snow: Uhh... yeah? Why?

Teletron: Ever since you last left this place, things really had changed.

Teletron: Everyone finally left. The bad guy left for your home.

Snow: SnoX? He's nothing.

Teletron: W-well? He's back. I-I don't think I can do it alone...

Snow: You couldn't last time, either.

Teletron: ...That's BESIDE the point, you...!

Snow: So? Let's just get to business here. Where is he?

Teletron: ...at the OTHER END of the RAVINE.

Snow: ...Again, huh?

Teletron: Yeah. I--

Teletron proceeds to get blasted away by a beam.



???: FEAR NOT! I WILL STOP WHATEVER IS HARMING YOU, DEAREST PUFFLE!

???: ...Guess I should introduce myself, huh? You already know me, Snow... it's me.

???: Y'know. Tank. T.A.N.K. the robot. Remember?

Snow: Of course. Stopped with the evil deeds?

Tank: Yep. I'd say everything's all rainbows and unicorns... but... he's seriously BUGGING me now.

Snow: It's SnoX, isn't it?

Tank: That stupid little trashbag is seriously teaming up with everything and everyone. So I took care of the little one. You never kno--

Snow: Teletron is not evil. He's a good guy.

Tank: Yeah, sure. Gotta see it to believe it.

Snow: So... uhh... what now?

Tank: TO THE RUINS OF PURITY!

insert cheesy transition

Part 1: The Ruins of Purity
Snow: So... this place really let itself down, huh?

Tank: Nah, just a bunch of vines.

Snow: Righto.

They walk through a hall into a room with a Wooden Wheelie Puffle.

Tank: See the Wooden Wheelie Puffle? Do what you will with it.

Wooden Wheelie Puffle: ...

Snow: ...

Snow just sits around for a while.



The Wooden Wheelie Puffle floats over a nearby wall into darkness.

Tank: ...what? Did he just... float... over that wall... designed for my buddy Steam-Roller?

Snow: I... erm... think so... did he...?

Tank: Yep. We're outta here.

Some time later...

Tank: So. We're here. The end of the Ruins of Purity. Beyond this door lies the Cross Realm. But I don't think you'd like to go there.

Snow: IF IT MEANS STOPPING SNOX, YES!!!

Tank: Well then. Please... show me you're really ready.

A bunch of Puffles gather around and root for Snow after seeing his kind acts to the Wooden Wheelie Puffle.

Snow: Good luck, buddy.

Some time LATER still,

Snow: I'm bored.

Tank: Me too, go on ahead, kiddo.

The door opens.

''Tank waves goodbye as Snow hops through into a dark room with a single light in the center.

???: Very well then. You managed to keep him alive. Recall what he did to me.

Snow: Teletron?

Teletron: Golly! You remembered this time!

Snow: Did I ever NOT?

Teletron: I can name a few.

Snow: Haha... so now what?

Teletron: Beyond this door lies a challenge very difficult. Once you head in, you can't return here. Got it?

Snow: Okay... if you insist...

Teletron: Then let's.

The door opens.

Teletron: Good luck, buddy.

Part 2: The Cross Realm


A dark, shady figure manifests behind Snow and stalks him down the hall.

At a poorly-built wall, he is confronted.

???:

???:

???:

SnoX:

Snow: So you're NOT the bad guy?

SnoX:

Snow: There are TWO?

SnoX:

Snow: K.

???: SnoX. It's been 3 days since the puzzles were revised. Do you wanna... work on that?

SnoX:

Mischief Machine: NOW'S NOT THE TIME, SNOX. ANY TIME BUT NOW!

SnoX:

M.M.: Doesn't matter. Just work on them when you can. I'm out.

SnoX:

Snow: He's not into puns, eh?

SnoX:

Snow: I think they're pretty PUN-ny.

SnoX:

Snow: Better get going.

At the Cross Realm Hotel...

Snow: Room for one, please.

Glob: Let's see...

Glob: And here's your key.

Snow: How'd you get here anyways?

Glob: Just woke up here one day. And here you are, like you're at home.

Snow: What.

The next morning...

Snow: Morning.

Glob: Don't. Here there IS no morning. And besides, it's 3:00 in the afternoon.

Snow: Best get going.

Glob: I'm sure I'll be waiting.

At The Cross Parlor...

SnoX:

Slate: As you wish, SnoX. Heh heh heh. But... when do you plan on paying for this stuff?

SnoX:

Slate: That it is.

Snow: Heya, everyone! So... uhh... what is this place?

SnoX:

insert dramatic panoramic view

Snow: Ohh. So that's why the sign said "The PARLOR". I thought it'd be more... traditional.

SnoX:

Snow: Why are you just DRINKING HOT SAUCE?

SnoX:

Slate: This here place is definitely what you'd call run-down.

SnoX:

Snow: Is the only thing they serve here HOT SAUCE?

SnoX:

Snow: Anything that ISN'T sauce.

SnoX:

Snow: I'LL TAKE 12!

...twelve ice-cold-but-not-ice-cold-or-it'd-be-ice waters later...

Snow: Now then! Looks like there's still PLENTY to do here.

SnoX:

Slate: So, SnoX. How much you plan on having this time? 56 bottles of hot sauce?

Both chuckle as Snow heads out the door.

Slate: What's his deal?

SnoX:

Teletron (from behind 4th wall): I WILL SMITE YE WITH MY--

Meanwhile, by the Sky Scraper Tower...

Snow: Ohh villainy? Where are--

M.M.: Look who decided to show up. If it isn't you.

Snow: But--

M.M. FIGHT ME YOU BIG DOOFUS

Snow: okay then

''A large crowd cheers Snow on... again.''

Surely this evildoer will be torn apart.

M.M. and Snow: Nope!

...I stand corrected.

And I suppose Snow's headed to the Sky Scraper Tower now.

Snow: Yup!

Well then.

Inside the Sky Scraper Tower...

???: Hiya! I saw what you did back there to that lil' runt. He'd be better off dead, though.

Snow: What? Dead? WHO ARE YOU? WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE--

Teletron: ...That DOOFUS tried to SHRED an innocent PLANT. THAT DOES IT.

Snow: The Mischief Machine?

Teletron: YES! THAT ONE!

Snow: Well then.

Teletron: Proceed. I'll be waiting. Hee hee hee!

Snow: ...creepy, but okay.

Part 3: The Sky Scraper Tower
Snow: So this is the Sky Scraper Tower.

???: HEY YOU!

Snow: Me?

???: YEAH YOU! DON'T ACT SO INNOCENT!

Snow: What'd I do?

???: YOU BULLY! YOU REALLY UPSET LIL' TYKE!

Snow: ...who's Tyke?

???: GAAAAAAH! I TOLD YOU NOT TO ACT SO INNOCENT!

Snow: If you think I killed him, I didn't-- wait. How could he be upset if I--

???: Yeah. He's a ghost. And I am too.

Snow: He's... the Wooden Wheelie Puffle from the Ruins of Purity, isn't he...

???: YOU MONSTER! I guess lil' ol' Tipper ought to show you some KARMA.

Snow: Wh-what? I said I didn't--

Tipper: I'MMA GHOST! YOU... CANNOT HURT THE LIKES OF ME! HAHAHA!

Snow: I wasn't going to--

Tipper: WHEELIES! RUN HIM DOWN!

Snow: Your little 'wheelies' CANNOT hurt ME. After all, they're ghosts, too, right?

Tipper: ...I stand corrected.

Snow: Now what?

Tyke: Ey' Tipper! This lil' guy looks like a maniac, but he just told me a joke or two and I kinda dozed off and levitated away whilst somewhat conscious...

Snow: Ha HA!

Tipper: Oh. He must have meant a DIFFERENT white Puffle with a weapon.

Tipper was unknowingly referencing Blyzzard the Dictator from several years prior.

Snow: Well... there are quite a few of relatives of mine who also wield weapons... so...

Tipper: REGARDLESS! Pass on and forget I challenged you! Ha HA!

On the rooftop...

???: So you are the one... I've heard them talk of you. The voices... They do not speak well of you.

Snow: Me?

???: They tired of your shenanigans.

???: And the one they speak of... is you...

Snow: ME?

???: I shall be the one to make you pay for all your evil deeds.

Snow: WHO ARE YOU?

???: I... the great Draycit... will show you NO MERCY.

Snow: But... I never hurt a fly!

Draycit: Don't lie to me. I know what you did.

Snow: Maybe in other stories... but not this one!

Draycit: REGARDLESS. I will not let you exit this tower alive.

Snow: Explain.

Draycit: This is what they spoke of. You bugged them and made them angry.

Snow: Read the first image. It says INNOCENCE AT ITS FINEST.

Draycit: This is my turf, not yours.

Snow: You're WORTHLE--

Snow gets SMACKED down 4 floors.

What happens next is very unusual.

???: ...Snow? Are you... are you okay?

Snow: ...is this... some kinda... joke...?

???: Master. Please wake up. It's me, your loyal companion...

Snow: ...

???: Our enemies long ago are HISStory!

Snow: FROSTBYTE IT'S TERRIBLE--

Snow: Frostbyte?

Snow: FROSTBYTE?

FrostByte: ...Bringing the cat-itiude since who-knows-when!

Snow: How'd you... you... get...

FrostByte: Searching for you.

Snow: Awwh. How sweet.

FrostByte: I'll give you what I made for ya.

Snow equipped the Byte Armor.

FrostByte: I made it special! Now we'll be UNSTOPPABLE!

Snow: We? Who else is on my side?

FrostByte: Me, of course!

4 floors later...

Draycit: NOW YOU...

Draycit: You...

Draycit: The cat. Where'd he come from? The voices never spoke of any cats.

Snow: That's because they're WRONG!

Draycit: This makes sense... they do argue with themselves often.

Draycit: STOP FIGHTING, YOU GHOSTS!

Snow: So... your argument is unjust. Case closed.

Draycit: But--but--

Snow: No no no! NO! NO! No! No.

Snow: So can we pass?

Draycit: Sure. Go ahead.

Tipper: I wanna go too!

Draycit: How tough are ya?

Tipper: I ran my wheel into a rock yesterday and I only cried for 20 minutes.

Draycit: No.

Inside the Separation Hallway...

Snow: Oh. Another dark room.

FrostByte: And there's a light in the middle. What is this, a joke?

???: No... it's not!

FrostByte: HALT! WHO GOES THERE?

Teletron: It's just me--

''Teletron glances at FrostByte, then Snow. Then FrostByte.''

Teletron: What? Where'd your friend come from?

Teletron: NO WAIT-- Don't tell me. I already know.

Snow: No you don't.

Teletron: Get out.

Part 4: The Laboratory
???: Oh dear... they're here... ohh dear...

Snow: WHAT THE...?

FrostByte: HALT! WHO GOES THERE?

???: It's just me... don't hurt me, Snow...

Snow: Inven? Lemme guess--

Inven: I dunno... I seriously don't...

Inven: Oh. And DigiPuffle's here too.

Crashing is heard in the background.

Inven: U-uh-oh...

DigiPuffle: HELLO, EVERYONE! WELCOME TO OUR PROGRAM!

DigiPuffle: W-wait. SNOW? When'd YOU arrive? Guess I had best let you go.

Snow: Uhh... that was easy.

Part 5: The PROGRAM
Snow: Already?

???: Yup. And now you're in my way.

Snow: Who are you?

???: Take one step forward and find out.

Snow: Okay...

DigiPuffle: You WON'T get away so easily on my watch!

Snow: There's a camera behind you...

DigiPuffle: I'll give those reporters a piece of my... where are they? I don't...

Button pressed.

DigiPuffle: Did you just touch the button...?

DigiPuffle: If that's so... that means... you really wanna fight me. Don't ya?

Snow: No.

DigiPuffle EX: Surely you've got better things to do.

Snow: Nope.

DigiPuffle EX: Fight me.

Snow: No.

DigiPuffle EX: I understand. Move along.

The next room...

???: Well. You're almost there.

Snow: Sure I am. What's your point, Teletron?

Teletron: Point being, he's up ahead.

Teletron: It may not look it, but we're rootin' for ya.

Snow: Got it. That I'll remember.

Teletron: Good luck.

Part 6: The End...?
???:

???:

Snow: Yeah, sure. Whatever.

???:

Dark SnoX:

Tank punches Dark SnoX far away.

Tank: Y'know... he's certainly a meanie, but he has no right to downright try killing you.

M.M.: I BROUGHT COMPANY!

SnoX:

Tank: Oh! You're SnoX?

SnoX: Yeah. I've certainly. 'crossed' a few lines here and there.

canned laughter

Inven: So... how'd you know how to call us all here anyways, Mischief Machine?

M.M.: A TV helped me to tell you.

Draycit: A... TV... huh?

Teletron: HAHAHA! TOO BAD!

A large vine wraps around everyone and squeezes them.

Snow: Leave my friends alone!

Teletron: Alright... but can you defeat me?

Snow: I WILL FIGHT YOU!

Snow gets slammed against a wall

Teletron: I WILL DEFEAT YOU MILLIONS OF TIMES!

Snow cries as Teletron tries to scratch him with a leaf.

Suddenly, Tank reaches out and slaps Teletron.

Tank: Don't hurt the lil' guy!

Teletron: Haha!

slap

Teletron: Haha!

slap

Teletron: HAHA!

slap

Teletron: STOP IT!

SnoX:

Inven: Technically, he can't be beaten. But I have faith.

M.M.: BELIEF IS BEING SENT YOUR WAY!

Dark SnoX: Take this little brat down for us all!

Draycit: WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!!!

Teletron: ALL YOUR SOULS ARE MINE!

Suddenly, the room goes white.

As it fades, a Puffle with a rainbow scarf and a green hat is revealed.

Part 7: The End Of The World
???: Snow.

???: Do you remember?

???: It's me. Your dearest friend.

Suddenly, a very odd Puffle-like creature emerges.

???: It's me, Azurre Fantasii.

Azurre: Now then. Let's do this MY way.

The blacked-out room fills with rainbows.

Snow: THIS IS UNFAIR!

Azurre: Of course it is. That's the point.

Azurre: I'll destroy you, too. And I saved the best for last.

Snow: No! I will fight you!

gets squashed by a wing

pop

Snow: I WILL NOT LOSE!

Azurre: What?

gets squashed by a large tail

Snow: NOT TODAY!

Azurre: GAAAH!

gets crushed by meteor

Snow: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Azurre: GAAAAAAH! TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE!

''Suddenly, Snow is unable to move. Or do anything. Except talk. And breathe. And blink.''

Snow: I-I can't move!

Azurre: Now you're gonna DIE.

Snow: Me? Pfft. I'll save my friends at all costs.

Azurre: I'd like to see you try.

Snow runs off and saves his friends, one by one.

Snow: Hey Tank! Heya, Dark SnoX!

Tank: YOU GO, SNOW!

Dark SnoX:

Snow: Here's a good joke!

SnoX:

M.M.: D'OH! COME ON ALREADY!

Snow: One day you'll be famous!

Inven: Kudos to you good sir

Snow slaps Draycit.

Draycit: GAAAAAAAAH

Snow: And now... to save one more!

Azurre: Nice try. There's no one left.

Snow: Saving YOU.

Azurre: After all I've done?

Snow: You will be saved.

Azurre: Nope.

This continues for quite the time.

Snow: Saving.

Azurre: ...

Azurre: Welp, alrighty, then.

Snow: My friends.

Azurre: Here's your friends.

Azurre: Before long, I'll be unable to keep this true form.

Azurre: Just... go on...

''The two... nuzzle each other.''

Snow: YOU WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.

Azurre: Alrighty. See ya, Snow.

Snow: Bye!

Ending
After exiting the Ravine, everyone gazes at the view once again.

DigiPuffle EX: This is a great view. Bet SnowBot'd love to see this.

Inven: Yeah... I know.

Draycit: I've got places to be, y'know!

Draycit flies off into the sunset, Inven hops on Slate and jets off, and SnoX teleports somewhere.

Dark SnoX:

Dark SnoX:

Dark SnoX runs off.

Tank: So now what?

Snow: I'm headed home.

Tank cries and walks away sadly.

DigiPuffle: Where'd FrostByte go?

Meanwhile...

FrostByte: is he gone

Tipper: i think so

FrostByte: Up the cliff we go.

Tipper: Meet you there.

At the top...

FrostByte: HA! I got here first!

Tipper: See ya.

FrostByte: Okay bye

At Snow's House...

Snow: Now what?

DigiPuffle: Dunno.

The End..?