Talk:Explorer 767

Hey, all. Feel free to talk to me here. If ya need anything, I'll be on the porch. -- 14:38, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Explorer have any hot sauce machine gun ammo on you? I kinda need some

Tails This is the lunch

I need no limo to get around - I have wings.

Just in case you try something, I'm going to bring some Abyss Knights and Dark Archons with me. --

Yo darktan if you want wanna see me face my doppleganger in Tails Bash commet when you can

Tails This is the lunch

Hey Explorer...
Hey I want to ask you something. Why are you so mean to Mabel? What did she ever do to you?--You better fear me! 23:57, 27 November 2010 (UTC)

We Need Your Help
Agent Periwinkle,

Good friend, years ago I set up a secret orginization to rid the world of the bad dudes. However due to Darktan, UMA spy's are everywhere. We need new agents for the Central Security Agency and your one that we've been keeping an eye on. Three UMA spy's are following you everywhere. Tittle has a camera that Barkjon attached to it. Yes, he is part of the CSA. Join us, and the world can be sfae. Tails600 has already join and Barkjon was our first agent. Secretly, all The Mountain Spartans are! Respond ASAP! Agent Happyface

RE:RE:Agent Request
I did not tell you because it was too dangerous. Spies followed you. And yes, Mayor McFlapp may join the CSA. Fell free to make the CSA page!

Anyway, I'm assigning you to a new mission. Pranking an entire UMA base. I've equipped you with everything you need. Me and Agent Bark1 will help.

Agent Euphoricface

We're Watching
Explorer, we've got the whole community logging your every move. Don't do anything crazy with Darktan and his smoothie, or be Str00del-ish, or something freaky like that. WE ARE WATCHING! WE ARE WATCHING AND LOGGING!

--The PSA

== Manny Peng ==

I will wack woo with thwe Presidential Lollipop! Manny Peng

Hwere swee mwy Lollipop


 * Snaps Lollipop*

You are getting noobier everyday Manny. Metal Explorer

I agree bolts for brains I agree too

Tails6000

Delivering that vortex manipulator....
I've dropped a package at your front door which has the vortex manipulator inside. It can travel through time and space. I do have some rules: 1.No meddling in big historical events. If you do, you could create a very bad paradox. It would destroy the universe, and I don't want to fix it up. 2.Look out for me. I've tracked your travels with this, so don't be surprised if you see me. 3.Give me some feedback. Do you want a time agency? it may be useful.

Also, I need some help repairing the TARDIS. I heard your brother Fred is good, and so is this G person.

Thanks, The Doctor

The deal
Ok. Its a deal. Our forces will retreat as soon as possible. I will turn good. As long as we can keep our currrent governant and change our name to "The Penguin Republic", then we will join the USA as a Free Republic. --The Leader 20:31, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Okay.... don't try anything. If you plan to, I'll know, and I have good relations. Very good relations. They could crush your army as soon as I tell them to. So don't even think about it.... -- 22:11, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Hey. For some reson, my country is still an enemy not a free republic on the USA page. I thought you said that the United Penguin's Republic. Are you lying or somthing? --The Leader 17:57, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Mwail!
Way! Woo PLOOPY on thwe cwouch gwet up and dwance becwause woo got Mwail!!!!!


 * Hwere is wha it sways
 * Roses are wed
 * Viowets are bwue
 * With mwy bwaby gadgets+
 * I will destwoy woo!

+Woo can swee the bwaby gadgets at Talk:Darktan.

Wope woo wiked wit! Manny Peng

Oh and Explorer do you want me to get a puffle collar for Mabel when she acts mean it will shock her :D. My identity is SECRET!!!
 * ZOMG* Manny you need to hire a translator or something cause no one knows what your saying.

Ok
Ok. They can stay alive. I will lock them up instead. --The Leader 18:10, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

prank from unknown penguin
puts shaving cream on right flipper

tickles nose with feather

runs off

he prank master

Hi
Hey Explorer 767, please don't go into Phreaker mode on me, but, could you lower the protection on your User talk page. I mean, User talk:Explorer 767. I wanted to talk to your normal user account, not to the character. So I am just saying, lower the protection level on your talk page.

--LaptopBluscat 02:33, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Satellite Academy needs teachers
It says above. Please become a teacher there. Penguins had worked hard to build it.

I'M RANDOMER THAN YOU!!!!!
I can say random quotes for nothing until the soup's make chicken. If Penghis Khan makes sense for something, I have a Manny Peng impression. Woo is a jerk! I made up a new word in the "Belldranit's Dictionary", which is "circugyrating" ("sir-cu-gy-rate"). HOW CAN YOU MAKE BATHTUBS FLY!!!!!?!?!!?!?!?

Yours trooly, Belldranit

RE: PLOP
Nice use of Latin, I've seen that before. It's purpose is to not make since, --

Song?
$$Song?$$

Dwid woo hear mwy swong? User:Manny Peng 02:47, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Why Hurt Mabel, Friend?
Greetings and salutations, friend!

I wish to ask you a question. Your BOB-based Majesty, why exactly do you and all of your friends pick on poor Mabel? Call it sheltered raising, but I find no fault in her. Though I have never met her, I DO know that puffles are sweet, friendly creatures who stay by their master's side through thick and thin.

She's quite a pretty puffle, if you ask me. I particularly enjoy her fur and how it is groomed to look like hair. In all honesty, she's special and deserves the same love you give to your other puffles.

It saddens me inside because of what you do to her. Why are you so cruel to an innocent creature? I mean, blowing her up, shoving crackers down her throat, pain in and out, day after day....... that upsets me.

I don't think she's evil, King Explorer. I view her as misunderstood. She's special. I'd presume she needs special attention, special love and care.

Alas, I am but a special leader of a sacred communications corporation, not an advice distributor. Still, I think you should be nicer to this innocent creature who has good taste in eyewear.

Please respond with why you treat her so badly.

Your Friend,

AU! (Latin: goodness gracious)
OB BONITATIS CAUSA, DEDI ERAE FORUNA!

Honestly, your majesty... maybe the reason's she's such a grumpy punctuation shouter and off the narrow way is because of how you treat her!

Listen, I may only be in charge of her utilities and electricity bills, but I can tell by the way you speak about her that you are the source of her apparent evil. Honestly, to regret owning her, to not feed her and then yell at her, why, the reason she's so evil like in that Musical is because you treat her so badly!

Here, I'll try showing her compassion. I will lower her bills in a friendly gesture. Maybe she needs to know that someone cares for her without judging. Call it innocence from being locked in a hallowed land your whole life if you wish, but I firmly believe she is grumpy because no one truly loves her.

No, I don't count the cultualis that has spawned around her as "love", that's just downright wrong.

--

A Brand New State...
Dear Explorer, I wish for permission to make the cities of Zürich, Saint Moritz, and Bern to become one Individual State, Even though these Cities are far apart. I already have a name for it...

A New Island
Dear Explorer, I founded the island of Curaçao and i ask permission if i can make it a state.

Can I make my island a state
Can i make my island a state? It is called Curaçao.

A better new State
OK, sorry to bother you, but I made an Archipelago called the Ninja Archipelago, can it be a state now? Please respond as soon as you can.

Swiss Ninja

Need help
Dear Explorer,

could you please make a character info box for Red River 2 and Yilk.

Thank-You

UCSN
Is the UCSN or United Cities of Swiss Ninja considered to be a state now?

-Lord Swiss Ninja

just my point of view
K I know you THINK your goofy but I think your possibly the most serious penguin here. You also think your funny but your jokes and your tricks are not.

Stop being so self centered. - Sam Rudi


 * You said it phreak. --


 * Keep preaching, kid. --Director Benny


 * Dude, so right on so many levels! --Charles


 * SOMEONE WHO SEES THE LIGHT! Director Kenny

Zürich University
Dear Explorer,

A new university known as the Zürich University is open. I am wondering if you would like to teach or be a student at the university. I asked Mathster, but he said he was busy. Please bring students to the University. I would appreciate it.

--Swiss Ninja 03:53, 4 August 2009 (UTC)Lord Swiss Ninja

- GOVERNANCE BILL NOTICE -
MISTER EXPLORER FREDDEL ANTICS XIII:


 * A CARTULA ADJECI EDICT HAS BEEN ISSUED TO YOU ON ALL OF YOUR UTILITIES BY HIS TELEPHONAVIN, PATRIARCH OF PHONE-BASED EXPANSION BENZIN.

$$Electricity$$

WAS: 150 coins m

NOW: 315 coins m

$$Water$$

WAS: 15 coins m

NOW: 250 coins m

$$Telephone Bills$$

WAS: 100 coins m local, 200 coins m long distance

NOW: Free local, free long distance, 500 coins per minute Ternville and so-called Mayor's Office / Bureau

$$Internet$$

WAS: Free

NOW: 150 coins m

$$Pay-Each-Time-You-View_Rentals$$

WAS: 50 coins a movie

NOW: 150 coins a movie

*"m" means per month.


 * PWNTIFF COMMENT: "Mister Antics, though you are a mighty fine penguin and higly respected throughout this continent, I have chosen to increase your bills due to your treatment of poor Mabel. She actually came to the Centripistula, crying (I'd never seen her do that), explaining all of these tales about you whacking her, hitting her, abusing her, and loving your other puffles more than her. This may be due to her infamously regarded mean streak. I feel that she is merely misunderstood, and is probably mean due to the way everyone treats her. I issued a Pevunia Reductiva Edict to the poor unloved creature a while back, and though I never recieved a response, she told me she was eternally grateful to me and all of the employees here at the See. Bless that poor puffle, you must have done something terrible to her to make her cry like that. Honestly, my friend, Mabel may not be evil and the subject of catchy musicals depicting tyranny if you were nicer to her. Do you even pet'' her? There is this one spot she just LOVES to be scratched at, but she claims you haven't done it since you bought her. She also says you wish you never purchased her in the first place. For shame. It is due to these reasons that your utilities are being increased. Also, why do you make most of your calls to the Honorable Mayor McFlapp extension in the Ternville governing district, and why does his Caller ID appear as 'Bureau'?"

THAT IS ALL.


 * REGARDS,
 * TERANARCH OF THE CLUB PENGUIN PARISH.

BUREAU OF FICTION INTERVENTION

Sorry 'bout this, mate, wot wot. I was so bally caught up in Bureau affairs that I forgot to flippin' undo this, wot! --Mayor McFlapp

$$Electricity$$

WAS: 315 coins m

NOW: 3 coins m

$$Water$$

WAS: 250 coins m

NOW: 1 coin m

$$Telephone Bills$$

WAS: Free local, free long distance

NOW: Free local, free long distance, Governance owes you 12 coins per call to any Bureau employee or affiliate, 15 coins per call to any Master of the Universe

$$Internet$$

WAS: 150 coins m

NOW: Free

$$Pay-Each-Time-You-View_Rentals$$

WAS: 150 coins a movie

NOW: 2 coins a movie

*"m" means per month.


 * BUREAUCRAT COMMENT: Enjoy the cheap bills, mate! I'll make sure Director Benny or the PWNtiff doesn't bally find out, wot wot! --Mayor McFlapp
 * POSTSCRIPT: I think the PWNtiff bloomin' forgot that Mabel has no bally rights, wot wot! --Mayor McFlapp

A Way to get back at Mabel
I just had an idea of how to get Mabel. We can sneek into the MMK and find out all their plans and RUIN THEM!

''' Dan My talk page

Ha. Very funny, Dan. Very funny. Although I'm unsure when this is written....bother. I would like to see how you pull that off. --Alex12345a.

Sup?
Hi! What's up, Explorer? I have a song for you:

Explorers are fun Random makes blue With my black pocket book I DESTROY YOU!!!! lolz, i'm stupid

Archet
We Archetians have as much right to live as you do. We only want the north half, must of us Archetians live there. --Ian MacMile

Hi --SHEEP OUT Sh ee p m a n !  Wheeeeeee! 20:02, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

RE: Debate
I am not that much of a parody. So I have purple hair, grey feathers, a cloak, and I command powers of darkness.

Never mind that. You have more parodies in you than me.

Your ancestors trace back to an archipeligo which is a parody of a fable written by a bald human. The citizens of your parody are nerds who, in an agonizing oxymoron, are excellent breakdancers. Your world cheated death with nukes to adhere to a strict code of censorship. I mean, your parodee barely had candles, if they had candles. Somehow, the parody has nukes, or specifically, parodies of nukes. One of your ancestors assisted a parody of the savior of a parody of a monestary, which was once dominated by a pickle factory.

You want to talk parodies, there you go, but, whatever.

You're lucky I am only capable of one emotion, behavior, or trait. If that was not the case, I would proably be seething with passion in my debate against you.

Now, if you need me, I will be busy meditating on powers. My parodee had issues, so I do too, but that is the cost of existing in this nutty universe. Still, having powers does make the control issues worthwile. It could be worse, I could be my ill sister. I really do not understand why the Bureau authorized a Sick Corvus and a Newbie Corvus. The Bureau sure can be sadistic.

Whatever,

-Fourth Wall Corvus

RE: Touche
It is amazing, really. You can think far better without any emotions clogging your existance. Unlike some of my sisters, I have learned to control my powers better because I do not have one locked emotion.

Without useless feelings, I have been able to focus my energy on more important things. That was why I could counter your arguments as I did. I really do not know why creatures find things like crying, love, joy, and laughter so significant. I do not need them, I have the Wall and I have powers. I also have my sisters.

Anyway, you are a very intelligent creature, and I hope to talk to you many more times to come.

Remember, if you want to speak to a different Corvus, you must call them by name, preferably in the heading. Otherwise, the most fitting Corvus will respond. Normally, that is me. Also, if you are wondering, our keyboard can only type in basic QWERTYUIOP format.

Now then, if you wish to respond, I will be reading up on magic. Feel free to drop by any time, as I have read all of the spellbooks three times through.

 Whatever,

--Fourth Wall Corvus

I Sense a Disturbance in the Bureau
Explorer,

Part of my powers are the detection of aura and the balences of darkness and the universe itself. My Fourth Wall bahavior has also enabled me to detect the balence of the Fourth Wall, and to sense negative aura occuring there as well. I thought you would like to notice that I recently sensed a disturbance in the secrecy of the Fourth Wall while I was meditating. I sensed a naieve aura running through the balence, tipping the scales to the public's favor, and as you and I know, the balence must be in favor of the current world order, which is the Bureau. It occured not too long ago, but the effect could be great. I cast a spell to search for the source of the disturbance, and I was able to triangluate it to The Cove of Club Penguin. I theorize that it regards the sweeping declassification performed by Admiral Dan of the Criminal Nautical Investigation Company on the Philly Cheesesteak Test. Due to its nautical nature, and to its lack of No Zlo Shroomsky seal, Dan has the authoirty to declassify such an item and has exercised it. He is planning to totally declassify by Thanksgiving. Unlike the Professor, Dan could actually compromise a few of your sectors, if they involve boats. Dan is not scared of conspiracies, in fact, he embraces them and wants the world to learn of them. In fact, I feel that Dan could someday break the Fourth Wall and actually tap into it. Like TSP, he may have that gift in a dormant state. Yes, I feel that the dictator has that skill. The sheer aura he emits when I pass him seems to indicate the Fourth Wall. In fact, he may possess the skill but keep it under wraps from people like me and you. He may be able to enter the Bureau because of this skill, so I would be careful.

Anyway, I urge you to do something about Dan. Message him, perhaps. We do not want a repeat of Professor Shroomsky's Wild Escapade.

Whatever,

Fourth Wall Corvus

Yes, I can break the fourth wall. I have known for awhile and do have a job at the Bureau. Yet I WILL declassify that document. THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW!

RE: Your Invisible Morse Binary Leet Code
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Fourth Wall Corvus

Whatever
You do not want my message displayed? Whatever. -Fourth Wall Corvus

lol
ye are the pranker kign arrr!

--Corai was here 02:17, December 12, 2009 (UTC) DONATE YE COINS TO COINS FOR CHANGE ARRRR

Join!
Hey Explorer if you hate Darktan Feel free to join Flywish's Army just sign your name under the members section of Flywish's army This is Flywish sending you this btw P.S. Try to get fred to join.

SERIOUSLY!
YOU HAVE BAAAAAAD FASHION TASTE! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY! GO GET A CHAAAANGE OF CLOTHES! WHO SAID TO WEAR A PROPELLER CAP?!? THAT IS SOOOO LAME AND OLD AND UNPOPULAR!

(Cell Phone Rings)

Charles... darling..

-- ♥♥ Emily von Injoface ♥♥ ''' ♥♔TALK TO THE FASHION QUEEN!♔♥

You may wanna run
RUN PROPLERR BOY RUN! She has cuffs! (strangley)

-Surray (FACE MY WRENCH!)

Story
Can I use you in one of my stories?

 EDFan12345 likes Yams  I Like Yams

Party in the USSR
You better comment it well, or you might hurt DJ Crow's feelings.

-- Swiss Ninja   - I place the Royal Seal on this page - 05:11, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

Apology Letter
Dear Explorer,

Please forgive me for sneaking into those Kermillian channels. It was foolish for me not to ask permission, and for that, I have nearly lost my life just to learn that. From now on, I will alert you when I need to go somewhere government related to get something.

-Fisch Hochstadt

PS: I am NOT Swiss Ninja.

Yes, Swiss is much more annoying.......But wise you are Fisch, but dont fight the goverment........If i didnt come, you would be.....deleted......-Wat--

Hey Explorer?IM A TELEPATH AND I HAVE MIND READING POWERS!

Fred

Noobish impostor. --

Oh its the propeler dude.
Start being nice to mabel or if you continue being mean to her then she will not like you as much. NOW! I AM A BIG FAN OF MABEL!

RE: Magic
Actually, you seem to be making a major error or twenty.

Explorer, there are many who can use magic. Among them are WitchyPenguin, Wandoliers, Herbert Horror, Darktan, every High Penguin that exists... -and I think TSP has the uncanny ability to show up everywhere. You can't say that a corporation gave him that gift...

-BOF Bureaucrat #9578

P.S.: Just reply below.

Sorry. I asked Mayor McFlapp about it and he said that since no one's ever delved that deep into magic at the BoF, we don't have a consistent definition or OOC boundaries.

Either way, I really don't care. I'm Class Six. Big deal. --

Hi.
Can i replace my userpage with something like APRIL FOOLS!!!!!1!1!!11!!-- 12yz12ab  Talk to me  Edits Contribs 15:41, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Lets go clobah dat dere Kirbguin
I heardKirbguin is an anti-turtlenater. Lets go clobbah him with dat dere snowshovel --Turtlenater #42

Info on this "Third Window"
I have a question. You seem to know what a "Pairodee" is more than I do.

I've been wondering about the third window. I've heard "Level of Fourth Wall breaker" around (they got it wrong, it's obviously the third window.) and wondered what level I was? I see these foot long holes in walls with random things through them. I've seen a grumpy yellow puffle and several other guys. In fact, I followed you into the Bureau In Fiction once. Some tern guy gave me a COC and this cool RTF gun. So, if you have more information about the Third Window, I'd like to know.

-Austin8310

Hey Explorer, he ain't any fourth wall breaker. But don't laugh like that. Sometimes I get the habit of calling it the Fourth Dimension - and sometimes I think you need 4D X ray vision to enter.--Johnathan Wolfhunter

Good-day, sir.
Dear Explorer Fredell Antics 767,

I would like to tell you three things.

One; I admire your style. You are handsome!

Two; Do hand over Mabel to me. I would like to use her for the next MMK meeting, which everyone would WOO at. In fact, give her to me for a period of time. Mabel would like my care, affection and loyalty of mine.

Three; I know the Bureau, the Fourth Wall and whatnot. I am going to write a book on it and sell it to MAI citizens. A blast it would be? Any objections?

Cheers,

Hi.
STOP BEING MEAN TO MABEL!

Help!
You don't have to join if you don't want to, but I find these creatures highly annoying. We need to get rid of them! Please join the Mwa Mwa Attackers! Thanks! -- Yorkay Porkay  RAWR! Talk to meh here!

Explorer, about Mabel...
Hello, Explorer. It's Flystar here. You are HIGHLY aware of Mabel being evil, right? We should make an organization for the SOLE reason of Mabel. Well, the organization would be an Anti-Mabel organization, and plus, the organization would help her become good. We would be the top leaders in the organization, and we could recruit any others who would like to join. I don't know what we should call it, maybe "The Mabel Reformation Group" or something like that. Don't worry, we are not helping her get a say in the world, we are just helping her go good and actually be NICE like her X-Antibody, but she would not try to stuff people with onions. You in? Reply on my message machine, and if you're in, I'll call you up, and we'll meet at my palace, and we'll set up the company. With my riches, and your experience with her, nothing could stop us.

Invitation
Due the the recent discovery of a map that is purported to lead to the Three Fruits of Happiness, I therefore invite you to partake in the newly commisioned expedition that is going to travel to what the map dictates. You are one of the very few penguins asked to join because of your special talents and skills. Reply now; you will not receive another reminder of this privilige.

PS: This message will self-destruct in the 10 seconds remaining after you will have finished reading this letter.



HELLO…
Greetings Explorer, I have heard a lot of things about you. Don't worry, they are nice things about you. I don't fear the fact that you are a crazy prankster, mostly I agree that some penguins aren't humorous at all. Mostly all I want to say is, be careful of Darktan. Darktan is getting eviler everytime and it is confusing somehow of how Darktan gets eviler and doesn't learn the lesson. For now, I wonder, have you ever thought some evil penguin is stalking you? That, my friend, is your problem. Farewell dude, and be awesome. -Redspeed3