RealMax

Maxwell DePengton Reyes Garlatraz is a Antarctican-Caltexican King Penguin, who hailed from the Caltexican town of Puerta de Hielo, is often known as RealMax, but is also known as "That Guy with that Minivan". A part-time EPF agent, he often works as a mechanic, fixing vehicles of all shapes, sizes and often posts his own stories on his social media accounts. Maxwell is often known as a "weird guy," due to his strange likes, stories and his obsession with the occult and the straight nonsensical.

Max, as he is also called, is also a member of the experimental band, Blue Johnson, whom he acts as the percussionist. RealMax has a tendency to start to secretly steal food from others. No one knows why, but he claims that once the apocalypse comes, he has enough food storage, along with weapons of course. Of that "apocalypse" part, he is also a conspiracy theorist, and often blames on some of the world's problem on politics and other events in general. But he sets those asides, some he can go off on his daily life. He dislikes politics and often bashes those who he finds dumb, whether it the Shops Island, to Antarctica or even Rusca, but he keeps those aside, as he feels as politics ruin the fun. He is also known for having a short temper fuse, basically, he is able to get mad easily.

His only friends include Jamie Serkis, Gaben Fordsmen and Lamar Yaris, and though he has other friends, these are his only friends he seems to contact with, or, in other words, he often only hangs out with the three.

Early beginnings in spanish, 1990's-2000's
Maxwell was hatched into a normal life in 1997 (though the rest is unknown), around the second of April. Born in the Caltexican town of Puerta del Hielo (translated as "The Door of Ice"), he lived in an apartment complex with his family of course. Around this time, he was given access a computer his father obviously used. With that in mind, he found, in his words "a gateway to another dimension, one too small, but so large, that the entire world of Antarctica, just sometimes forgets what all and all means, in this world." As a chick, he wouldn't leave the computer room for hours on end, until his father forced him to. Around the time school came about, he and his family moved to the city of Inland, in the state of Eastshield in the country that is called the United States of Antartica.

Coming to Antarctica, The Years of Education and the mind of music, late 2000's-2010's
Coming to Antarctica, he found himself in a new world. Now instead of small towns scattered in Caltexico and the fresh, homemade smells of fish tacos from the various food vendors in his hometown, Inland seemed huge, so huge in fact that he was often scared of how huge it was, however, this was due to the fact that he was still young. With progression of his aging, from a toddler to a kid, and from there an adolescent, he often found himself struggling with school grades and often had his privileges taken away. "Life can be unfair at points, but I guess that is what the various higher powers above want." says Maxwell when speaking to others about his life. However, "redemption" came to him around high school, where he started to get mediocre to good grades, mostly one A and two B's or a C here and there, and soon was able to have privileges back in session. Around this time, he meet colleague Jamie Serkis, whom would eventually become good friends with Maxwell.

With this in mind, he wanted to start a band, but did not know what genre he wanted it to be. He loved almost every genre. From pop, to rock, to punk and metal, and R&B, he just did not know what to start in. However, his popularity started to emerge when he was the drummer for various punk-rock bands that where formed by classmates around high school times, since he studied being a percussionist during his music class sessions. He, past and future, is and will be controversial, in any way shape or form, but tries to keep a steady mindset in today's standards.

After school ended, he found himself working as a gas boy, working at a freeway gas station. He tells stories of strange penguins, terns and skuas entering in and out of the station. But for now, he uses these stories as "life lessons." As he grew older, he attended one year of college around 2015, before he abruptly left. During college, he met another good friend of his, Gaben Fordsmen, a penguin a little older than him, but was still food friends with him.

After his abrupt departure from college, he soon started to work as a roadie for a band whom became popular during that decade. He also made friends with another roadie for this band, Lamar Yaris, a penguin who came from a strange country dubbed "The Gambia." He instantly became a good friend with him and through several months later, introduced his friends, the of course said Gaben Fordsmen, Jamie Serkis and Lamar Yaris to one another, and soon, became good friends and had similar interests. Later in 2017, he moved to Inlnd, but decided to move to South Pole City in 2019.

Around this time, the four made a band together, an experimental rock band today known as "Blue Johnson." While they haven't released an album at the current moment, they only have seven songs on their PengTube channel, whom they have 5,201 subscribers.

Pets, 2017-2021 (present year)
In late 2020, Max relocated to Pengu Town, and at that time, Max finally thought of getting some new pets, and, he did.

Max only has two pets: a puffle named Bryan, and a screenhog named Meatloaf. Bryan was born in 2018, from one of his parents puffles, saying how Bryan was the first one to be born, and was near death, so they cleaned him up, and nursed him with his puffle family, until he was months older, to which Max bought him, for free of course. Bryan is notable for a genetic pigmentation coloring, where he has "bat wing" shaped colored patches on his eyes, and he is cautious around his pal Meatloaf. Meatloaf was bought from a farmer. Meatloaf was bought due to the fact that Max was bored on his twenty-fourth birthday, who decided to go online on a website that sales anything, and went to the pets section and found one listing from a farmer selling a drift of screenhogs, whose litter of piglets were born not too long ago (circa late 2020), whom Meatloaf was the middle piglet of the group, who was of course a young piglet at that time. Max immediately contacted the owner, went to his farm and bought him, but since he did not know Max, he was at first in "a sketchy nose and eye mood," as Max describes it, But nowadays, Meatloaf trusts Max. As of 2021, Bryan is three years old, and Meatloaf is a year and a half old.

Present day and status, 2021
Max is currently living at a regular house in Pengu Town, with his two pets. He currently runs a WaddleTube channel were he plays a satirical character, angering ignorant viewers.

BoF employment
Little did anyone in his family knew, but he has been a strong believer in The Fourth Wall, and often tried to break it multiple times. Around mid 2018, he joined the BoF, and at first did not do anything, but now specializes in creating new things, and edit some things here and there.

Appearance
He is a dark blue king penguin who only wears t-shirts, shorts and sometimes a cap. His reasoning is that they are more comfortable than say, a sweater, pants, or even jammies. He tends to wear shirts of his favorite old and new musicians and bands.

Personality
Max's personality, when not in some sort of strange state, is laid back, calm, not funny (even he admits it), and is a "regular" on the "interwebs," knowing the names of famous individuals, animators, stories and animators. In an angry mood, he tends to punch things, even himself, whether it be losing a game, a family member making him mad, or even the stupidest littlest thing. He is also known to have an bad-mouthful of a mouth, sometimes saying in a regular conversation, joke or, of course, when he is mad.

Trivia

 * He works as a level five worker at the Bureau of Fiction.
 * His pet's names are named after Canadian rock singer/musician Bryan Adams and American rock singer/musician Meat Loaf.
 * He is a self-proclaimed Clam Chowder addict.