Talk:Lance X. Penguin

Roleplay
Joshua is definitely faster than me to receive messages from you but as I'm sometimes bouncing around time, I won't be very quick to respond. Send me a message, Joshua will pick it up and I'll respond as soon as possible! --

*bzzt* incoming transmission *bzzt*
is this mic even literally on idk

Alright, you little rascal. You think you can run around having a gay ol' time knowing all of past, present and future?

Well guess what, m8. You're tumblrin' wrong.

See, young (relatively speaking) mortal, there are some things that you aren't supposed to know. What's that you say? Does it have to do with me?

Only a doctor knows. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

All I can say is, if you attempt to travel approximately 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582 millennia into the future, you will find nothing.

If you disregard my message, you'd best be prepared for a 360 noscope coming your way.

And with that, I say:

u wot m8

--THE MLG KING (get noscoped) 11:10, 18 August 2016 (UTC)

Hmmm...
Well, I must say, what's wrong with learning? And how much would a doctor know about a triangle? Unless you mean The Doctor? One good thing I do remember about him is always to bring a banana with me. Whatever you are, I have no clue. I am not aware of anywhere I'm not supposed to go to or anything I shouldn't be doing. Well, as always, I have important business and places to go so

BACK TO THE FUTURE!

--

HYPHEN ASTERISK HASH HASH AMPERSAND PERCENT CARET AT SIGN!!! -- 13:42, 18 August 2016 (UTC)


 * What in Antarctica did you just say about me you little hatchling? I'll have you know I graduated bottom of my class in the Leopard Seals, and have been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Bert, and I have over 300 unconfirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla (Yes, I spelled that correctly) warfare and I am the top sniper in the entire TF2 legged forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you like toilet paper with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this island, mark my words n00b. You think you can get away with saying that spam to me over the internet? Think again, fish-head. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spycrabs across the USA and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your player card. You're dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can kill you in more than 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare flippers. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Internet Meme Corps and I will use it to wipe your miserable beak off the face off this snow continent, you candy kinder egg. If only you could have know what Darktan-like retribution that your "clever" little comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your extremely small tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, and I don't mean coins. I will smother fury all over you will drown in it. You're going to diss, kid.
 * --THE MLG KING (get noscoped) 13:52, 18 August 2016 (UTC)


 * Oh dear! It appears that my supercomputer, Joshua, is detecting an extreme level of strange energy labeled "MLG". I'm assuming has something to do with you, Triangle. Joshua, however, has not detected any way that you can kill me, as we assume that you do not seem to have flippers because you are a triangle. Be warned, that shall you attempt to destroy us, we will alert our allies and you will be met with force. As I can hear another adventure through time calling me, I must leave soon. And BTW if you want someone to spend your time on, I suggest you track down that furball puffle who transmitted me a message since she's a nuisance bit of a problem to all of us penguins.


 * To infinity and beyond!


 * HYPHEN HYPHEN ASTERISK ASTERISK HASH HASH HASH HASH AMPERSAND AMPERSAND PERCENT PERCENT CARET CARET AT SIGN AT SIGN!!!!!! Oh, and i almost forgot- I WASN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU SCRUBBY TRIANGLE Δ Ω ͏ Ϡ ‽ ҂ Ӷ ۝ ۩ ᴥ ᵯ ₠ ∏ ℗ Й Ӝ ि আ இ ண ഊ ෴ ษ ༕ ҉ ҈ ࿄ Ᏻ ᕇ ⃔ ∏ ⊛ ⎳ ⎲ ⏎ ␀ ① ⑫ ⓬ ☎ ☸ ☈ ♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙ ♚ ♛ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟ ♨ ⌚ ✆ ✉ ✍ ❀ ⨇ ⶹ ㆱ ﷼ ＊ ￅ IDIOT NOOB! -- 14:16, 18 August 2016 (UTC)

EVERYONE EVACUATE, IT'S MABEL VON INJOFACE XX, SHE IS EVIL -- 14:24, 18 August 2016 (UTC)
 * (whispering) I downloaded Darktonian_Polka.ogg from the BoF's old abandoned archives from the future and it should be able to stop her! Give it to her and cover get a pair of headphones that block out all sound! --

* Does it* -- 15:01, 18 August 2016 (UTC)
 * Δ Ω ͏ Ϡ ‽ ҂ Ӷ ۝ ۩ ᴥ ᵯ ₠ ∏ ℗ Й Ӝ ि আ இ ண ഊ ෴ ษ ༕ ҉ ҈ ࿄ Ᏻ ᕇ ⃔ ∏ ⊛ ⎳ ⎲ ⏎ ␀ ① ⑫ ⓬ ☎ ☸ ☈ ♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙ ♚ ♛ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟ ♨ ⌚ ✆ ✉ ✍ ❀ ⨇ ⶹ ㆱ ﷼ ＊ ￅ! -- 15:01, 18 August 2016 (UTC)

Message from Lance
Greetings, fellow penguins! I, Lance X. Penguin will be spending a few days (or possibly months) here, in 2016 as my Time Trekker 30000 has crashed (yet again) and the Time Agency are making immediate repairs to it. I hope that during my stay here, I'll get to know you all better and get used to your very interesting games (I've never played Card-Jitsu before and I'm trying to learn!) and styles. Like I've said before, I don't know how long I'll be staying but if I ever leave, I can tell you that I'll be back soon. --