Talk:Eclipse (Chronicles of Ajax Kwiksilver)

YOU. MADE. A. PARODY. OF. TWILIGHT. I question your masculinity. -- refractor  this is a thing 14:01, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

NO. HE. DIDN'T. I approved this story and it isn't following the plot of Twilight at all. Even though the infamous book is pure crap, many have been forced to read it to make non-biased judgements about it. I, for one, have read it and did not understand it. Frag (my new nickname for you :3), read the book first before making judgements about it and its readers.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS- What kind of hallway is this? Is this your house?   14:08, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

I had a lot against it. Then I actually saw the movie. Turns out, it wasn't as bad as I thought. IT WAS A TRILLION TIMES WORSE. -- THE SHEEP!  | FIGHTTHEPOWER!   ( Stuff I did and stuff ) 18:39, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

Speaking of Twilight
[21:23]		I had an awkward moment with my sister a little bit ago.

[21:23]		They had ordered a Pay-Per-View Movie to watch. My sister and the daughters of my church pastor.

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[21:24]		I walked in to ask them and knocked. When I was invited in, my eyes nearly fell out of my head.

[21:24]		/It looked like they were watching TWILIGHT./

[21:24]		heh

[21:24]		I look at my sister, and I plea: "OH PLEASE, PLEASE , NO...".

[21:24]		They look at me.

[21:24]		Stupid computer/

[21:24]		"You're watching TWILIGHT?!"

[21:24]		TS: What did I miss in this story?

[21:25]		"Please tell me you're not..."

[21:25]		Sister: "We're not."

[21:25]	<TurtleShroom>	Me: "...........?!"

[21:25]	<TurtleShroom>	/my face at this reply/

[21:25]	<FiskertonPhantom>	was it "Vampires Suck"? :P

[21:25]	<TurtleShroom>	Yes.

[21:25]	<FiskertonPhantom>	I want to watch that so bad XD

[21:25]	<TurtleShroom>	Me: "You are. That there's Edward Cullen-"

[21:25]	<TurtleShroom>	Sister: "We're not watching Twilight."

[21:26]	<TurtleShroom>	Sister: "That's /Edwin Sullen/."

[21:26]	<TurtleShroom>	Pastor's daughter 1: "-and that's Becca."

[21:26]	<TurtleShroom>	(All smile.)

[21:26]	<TurtleShroom>	Me: You promise me this isn't Twilight?

[21:26]	<TurtleShroom>	(All vow.)

[21:26]	<TurtleShroom>	(I didn't trust them.)

[21:26]	<TurtleShroom>	Me: "So it's a parody?"

[21:27]	<TurtleShroom>	Sister: "Yes... it's called /Vampires Suck/ ."

[21:27]	<TurtleShroom>	/imagine my face when I am relieved/

[21:27]	<TurtleShroom>	Me: THANK GOODNESS.

[21:27]	<TurtleShroom>	So then I try to stop laughing at the misperception.

[21:28]	<TurtleShroom>	I thought my sister was actually watching Twilight. I should have known better, but "Edwin" does look a heck a lot like Edward.

[21:28]	<TurtleShroom>	Apparently, it's a PG-13 movie that just rips its parodee into satrical shreds.

[21:28]	<TurtleShroom>	They love it, and my parents approved it for them to watch, so all is well.

[21:29]	<TurtleShroom>	I just wonder exactly what it is. I'm not allowed in my sister's room where it's being screened, so yeah.</PRE>

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